"SUBWAY - Eat Fresh??" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Mr.Universe)

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James Christopher Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

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@lawrencehodge6273 4 года назад

Only a genius could stand up there for 7 mins and talk about Subway and make it hilarious. Bravo Jim. One of my favorite comedians.

@asahmosskmf4639 4 года назад

And he always reminds the audience his wife helped out ! ❤

@jamisonmoore3492 4 года назад

He did almost 10 minutes of nothing but horse jokes. Lol. Genius

@wallfulls2656 4 года назад

I wount be able to hold a strait faces

@LordQueezle 4 года назад

I think that's kinda what makes it so funny is he runs with a joke that's funny at first then he stretches it to absurdity to keep it funny. The horse routine is a great example

@Pokemc0831 4 года назад

Obviously never saw an oddonesout video

@jakesaysknee 4 года назад

“We all like Jared he seems like a good guy” Well THAT didn’t age well.

@areyoufriendly 4 года назад

When he mentioned kids I thought he was gonna go there.

@mchapman2424 4 года назад

Haha that really dated this comedy bit

@CameronBrtnik 4 года назад

do you think Jim actually loved this?? I have a feeling he has someone to do that for him... prove us wrong Jim!

@davidpeabody3429 4 года назад

Like milk

@Hed_Vase 4 года назад

5:55 kids know of him for the wrong reasons

@scottlasley4593 4 года назад

That Brooklyn guy! "Here's 3 slices of ham, get yourself somethin' nice." Haha! Always hilarious, Jim...

@plissken2156 4 года назад

It's so simple.

@musicandpoetry_8 Год назад

Lmao yeah that was really funny

@christopherlynch3314 4 года назад

"Oh, that's where I crossed the line?" I almost spit out my coffee!

@Kcali111 4 года назад

Lol

@LadyVoldemort 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ginatucci201 4 года назад

Mmmm slurpin tuna water!

@dougiebuckets1364 3 года назад

I spit out my tuna water 💧

@mchief786 4 года назад

This guy is a comedic genius, who else gets a laugh every 3 seconds? Most comedians gotta build into their big punchline but Jim gets them as if they are nothing. One of the best most underappreciated comedians of all time!

@surveyordave 4 года назад

Gaffigan is the only comedian I have ever seen who can come up with a topic...and then come up with 25-30 one-liners on that topic. Def a genius.

@loggrad9842 4 года назад

It's a laugh track

@theranter 4 года назад

@@loggrad9842 The fact that I, a comedy snob, consistently laugh at his jokes says you're wrong. Jim is definitely an underappreciated comedian.

@TallSilentGuy 4 года назад

@@loggrad9842 Does the audience know about this?

@laraoneal7284 4 года назад

Yes absolutely a comic genius. Laugh nonstop from moment 1 to the end.

@romantarango1803 4 года назад

As someone who has worked at Subway, I must say he is completely accurate.

@jujuaurelus 3 года назад

@Chinedu Atisele same bro 😆

@paleamigo8575 4 года назад

"In my country I was the Attorney General".😂😂😂

@bmm894 4 года назад

So true , my buddy was surgeon in India and now owns 5 Dairy Queen’s here .

@archfapper211 4 года назад

In Japan, I was heart surgeon. Number one

@tonybobay6276 4 года назад

Those Jared jokes aged about as well as this year

@feelingtardy 4 года назад

about as well as that subway cheese

@floridaman_6079 3 года назад

Like milk

@GooseGumlizzard 3 года назад

@@floridaman_6079 original!

@A_Dopamine_Molecule 3 года назад

Prehistoric milk has aged better...

@cg-ny9078 4 года назад

Jim, I cried laughing at your "silently mind-will" for extra cheese face at 1:46! 🤣🤣😂

@annesweeney5552 4 года назад

Cause we all do it right! Lol Jim’s the best

@Prostarter88 4 года назад

Soo glad i found this guy. Freakin hilarious. The 51 dislikes must be the subway investors.

@psychedelicfright85 Год назад

Bad sandwiches.

@ahmedharmouche3341 2 года назад

"I know the kitchen's not back there, cause the kitchen is the toaster oven." Gets me everytime :D

@1980maranda 4 года назад

“You want mayo on that?” Pffffffttttt. “I feel like I’m at Benihana!” Comedy gold.

@TheDarthEddie 4 года назад

Subway: the conspiracy to make Sun Chips seem a lot more successful than they are.

@areyoufriendly 4 года назад

You should open for Gaffigan.

@jonp4846 4 года назад

@@areyoufriendly Most of the people in here think they should, it seems ;)

@mattlohr 4 года назад

The only time I ever eat Sun Chips is at Subway.

@UptownNYC 3 года назад

@@mattlohr U eat that shit? U actually eat Subway?? 🤮🤮

@glacialcat1362 4 года назад

One time I was at Subway, and the worker asked if I wanted my sandwich toasted. I said no. Then, the worker went to talk with a coworker. When they came back, the same person asked if I wanted my sandwich toasted, and I said no. They said ok and then they put my sandwich in the toaster oven. I was a little disappointed.

@peateargriffin7593 3 года назад

Could've been hard of hearing...when I I'm ask a yes or no question I answer while nodding my head in the direction of my answer

@Utoober729 2 года назад

The roll probably had dirt on it from falling on the floor. Toasted and you couldn't see the dirt.

@wyattE415 2 года назад

Subway is overrated. You can go to a Jimmy John's, say a number, and they throw your sandwich together swiftly because they each have designated toppings. Boom....simple. When I'm at Subway it feels like I'm too involved in the sandwich-making process.

@donnatate458 2 года назад

I hope you weren't having the tuna salad sandwich.

@wyattE415 Год назад

@@stanbrule9357 Someone must because it somehow continues to stay in business. I think you underestimate the amount of fools in the world.

@HarambetheWhite 4 года назад

Subway is like a classy version of a hot pocket. You can eat Subway for breakfast, lunch, and be in prison for crimes against children by dinner.

@mrnonsense1031 4 года назад

0:57 the squeeze bottles always make that sound regardless of how much sauce is in them. 😂

@Blalack77 4 года назад

Man, somehow I can watch your material a thousand times and still laugh until I cry every time.

@CosmicTheCowDad 9 месяцев назад

lol same

@WendyWilliamsLiving 4 года назад

"In my country, I was Attorney General... would you like some Santa Fe sauce?" HAAAAAA!!!

@Evilkitty64 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣" that white puddle of tuna water" 😭 I always thought that I was the only one who found that so disgusting 😂🤣😂

@ppiron6 4 года назад

Right?!

@Moonflowertarot777 4 года назад

Woke up in an ill mood and immediately made myself watch some Jim stand up. Now I’m laughing. Thanks for being the best comedy medicine 💜

@cleobinx 3 года назад

I have been doing the same thing lately and it works like a charm !

@mlamarana 4 года назад

This is some sick subway burns 🤣🤣

@MasterHayate 2 года назад

I spent years trying to think of a way to describe what a Subway smelled like and 'dirty dishwasher' is disgustingly accurate. Bless you, Jim

@Sophia-we6yh 4 года назад

These subway jokes hold a special place in my heart.

@navigator2299 4 года назад

Me before subway: 🤗 Me during subway: 😐 Me after subway: 🤢😵

@1MinuteFlipDoc 4 года назад

subway's all right. it's taco bell that spells doom!

@ethanyunker2042 4 года назад

We all know Jersey Mike’s Subs are better

@vjohnson6464 2 года назад

I've watched this at least 50 times and still laugh like it's the first time. I'm so glad I found Jim. Thank you for sharing your comedic genius.

@janayoung1888 4 года назад

Thank you for keeping us entertained and laughing during the pandemic. I hope you realize how much you're helping people. Keep up the great work, Jim!

@jasonwilde197 4 года назад

Jared started AND ended his career trying to get into smaller pants. Yes, I know that's a well worn joke, but it's still funny :-)

@markread7333 4 года назад

Congrats on having the only "early" comment that Jim probably read and laughed at, but couldn't officially "like" .

@shawn1928 4 года назад

totally inappropriate, but i still laughed lol

@hotdogrelish 3 года назад

Took me 3 times reading, but finally...

@Durrpadil 4 года назад

LOL i love the thumbnail to this 😂😂😂😂

@eponymous_graphics 4 года назад

that's what made me peep ! thumbs up #13

@PDRIFT86 4 года назад

"Bring me the broom stick of little caesar" rofl

@majorblitz7219 4 года назад

Good morning Jim! See you in August! Everyone should!

@brianmoyachiuz905 Год назад

We all know Jered is having a different footlong in prison with extra mayo 😂 meatball and sausage hold the bread

@cisium1184 4 года назад

I think "oh, that's where I crossed the line" is my favorite Jim Gaffigan joke.

@hutchsayseatme 4 года назад

I've been watching multiple Jim Gaffigan clips every day since the quarantine started in March, and I'm not even close to being tired of him. I've been a fan for years, but have never seen so much of his material. Love you, Jim! You're the best. I live in CNY and am thinking about trying to make it to your Wilkes Barre drive-in show in July.

@yankeeladee02 4 года назад

Ohhh, is THAT where I crossed the line??? 😂

@briansmith8749 4 года назад

I love that he's clean. I can listen anywhere and not worry about what's going to come out the speaker. When you're clean, and funny, you are "funny".

@zephyrjet122 4 года назад

OMG Jim Gaffigan , I'm so glad you not only mention but also nailed the squeeze bottle fart noise ! 💨

@jessejames6687 2 года назад

“What kind of triangle of chesse would you want!!” Lmao 🤣

@zippySquirrelface 4 года назад

Drive-thru Subway is what I remember best from my childhood. In Alaska we had a drive thru subway near the mall. You would order everything you want at the microphone/menu then drive up and pay/pickup your food. I saw a drive thru subway last week in Sisters, Oregon as well!

@jcarlo1106 4 года назад

Omg I can't believe I haven't seen this one I died laughing. Jim you're hilarious I don't know how you always manage to make me laugh. You are my favorite comic! Have a bad day? No worries Jim makes it a good day.

@tvandang3234 4 года назад

I laughed so hard because I was wondering the same though when the worker went to the back room as well😂

@randybeans1984 3 года назад

You could literally talk about anything and make it hilarious!

@PatriotNerdDad 4 года назад

I love all these. I introduced Jim to my Mom with these videos, now she’s obsessed. No pun intended.

@caughtafaygo 4 года назад

I love the new yorker or whatever accent stuff. Super funny

@love4music1992 4 года назад

Every special you have made is pure entertainment and joy.

@sideshowtink 4 года назад

OMG that was SOOOO funny and so true.

@LisbethAdams 4 года назад

Jim's new Subway promo with accent: "Why don't you go and get herself something nice...like an unrecognizable cheese slice. Then add a vintage tuna water for some extra spice. Eat Fresh why don't ya?"

@MrEM-lh9xf 4 года назад

This is so accurate

@miltonmagic 3 года назад

The most hilarious things in life what we all think and this genius just says it as accurately and funny as possible

@EricRoseBahamas 4 года назад

Always enjoyed this routine. Waving from The Bahamas :)

@peggyf344 4 года назад

Subway.... an underground train... fresh?😂😂😂

@vicawoomar09 2 года назад

When RU-vid suggests a great video that’s hilarious!😂😂😂 Thanks Mr. Gaffigan

@roxanncorston9403 3 года назад

JIM IS THEE BEST!!!!!!!

@jamescooper2618 4 года назад

Jim is one of my three fav comedians of all time!

@johngullo9420 4 года назад

Subway. Home of the salad sandwich.

@frankm8533 4 года назад

I asked for extra pickles at a subway last week. I thought the women was going to make me leave the store lol

@joeking6309 4 года назад

Guarantee Jim's next tour wont be sponsored by Subway

@samanthadesalvo3747 3 года назад

I have listened to this at least 200 times and it is still amazing

@jackharris566 4 года назад

"......Plastic Air Bag." xD

@Kcali111 4 года назад

Lol....right outa control

@mrnonsense1031 3 года назад

Jim: *calls Subway bag an airsickness bag* Me: oooh! No comment. He's just right.

@jeffmillward 4 года назад

Oh my... This guy is FUNNY! I have tears in my eyes! Thank you sir for the laughs!

@jimc.6127 4 года назад

It's probably the best of many I've watched.

@fisherdickens 4 года назад

Thank you! Such fun twisted thinking!

@savsquared 4 года назад

Jim, as always, your observations on life are spot on...

@ginatucci201 4 года назад

Lol its so true about the employee demeanor!

@lennylovelife 4 года назад

J Gaffigan is a legend

@robertodibaggio8181 2 года назад

"Oh.. Thats where I crossed the Line..?" that's a Great reaction to their reaction..

@habichiblah7534 4 года назад

He's really good - never watched much of him before, but this Subway routine is ace!!!

@tandokunogirl 4 года назад

When Jim started talking about Jared (my whole body...cringed) But then laughed at "Bullshit". Kids are so Saavy :)

@TracedaBassman 4 года назад

"Why are you Subway employees always in the bathroom?" "Because they let us eat a Subway sandwich during our lunch break. That's how Jared lost all that weight." Just like eating a Hot Pocket, you know what you will be doing for the rest of the afternoon... Thanks for all the videos during the pandemic, Jim. As you can see below, a few laughs in dark times really helps people. Thank your family for all of us as well.

@eponymous_graphics 4 года назад

great clip. gonna search fo' mo'.

@LordVikingLive 4 года назад

I am hungry !!! Wanna go to subway? Not that hungry..

@Kcali111 4 года назад

I just love Jim's comedy all of it, especially this one.... Few lines that had me rolling There are mice that wont eat subway cheese.... I can make it at home for .20 or watch this sociopath make it, with that far away look in their eyes. Lol In my country i was attorney general..... And the whole series of tuna jokes was nasty Jim..... Funny but gross..... Big love for laughs to start the day. Thank u.

@Evilkitty64 4 года назад

Yes☺️ ALL of it, even reading it here has me in stiches 😅

@TheCarlAlfred Год назад

Such a genius! "Eaaat Freeeeesh." LOL.

@Obiter3 4 года назад

I can't say enough about the freshly processed turkey-based meat food products at Subway

@jamesnelson1266 4 года назад

Star Lord I will

@amyyoung2804 4 года назад

Haha. So true

@Kaemea 4 года назад

So much fun watching anything you and the kids do. 😁 Part of that joy is from the fact that RU-vid has been playing a Hot Pocket ad every time I open one of your videos. I giggle each time. 😂

@williamtufts3600 4 года назад

I'm literally eating Subway watching this and it's all true lmao!!!

@shooby9496 Год назад

I feel compelled to watch this every time I eat Subway. 😂

@kathyabeauty 4 года назад

"Mind willing to get an extra piece of cheese"...lol

@elizabethbrink476 4 года назад

Who knew subway could be such a funny bit? And it went on for a LONG time. All hilarious 😂

@beckyhagberg5211 4 года назад

More challenges with your cute kids please! Like tasting things blindfolded to guess the flavors. (Different flavored chip or oreo cookie challenge etc)

@neilopfer5687 3 года назад

Have eaten at a bunch of Subways over the years and just an outstanding job by Jim Gaffigan for picking up on all the funny things about Subway!! Gaffigan along with Cosby, Carlin, and Chappelle (The Three C's) just one of the funniest of all time!!

@michaelnguyen823 4 года назад

Why do I have this impulse to go to the Hot Pockets clip right now?

@TheRealValGalstyan 2 года назад

I used to work at Subway!!! YOU DESCRIBED ME PERFECTLY

@RayCarroll67 4 года назад

lol Jim that outro looks like your in a Hostage Basement, Brilliant!

@LiquidGoldSwords 4 года назад

It's not brilliant, it's a disaster ! He is a hostage and has been for months now, and it starts to take its toll on him. Jim needs a break. He needs to see other people and he needs to go out, to get new material for his jokes, test them on real crowds, and hear the laughs and applause again. Because that's his life ! I feel he has taken a back seat to his family, and that's not good news for us, who like the comedian in him. And it looks like he has no other choice, but I don't know if it's the case. I don't know how it is currently in the USA, but in Europe, small crowds are allowed in theaters in some countries, if they respect certain sanitary rules. If that's allowed in the States as well, I believe he should go for it.

@ambagangsta2016h 4 года назад

Best bit ever! Love ya Jim😋😊

@skyak4493 4 года назад

Jim pushes funny to new levels. I never would have believed that I could laugh so hard that the meatball sandwich I was eating would come out my nose! EEAAT FFREESSSHHH!!!

@JPMJPM 4 года назад

I love that your comedy never ages. 😊😊😊

@Brian-vn4xb 8 месяцев назад

That line about Jared being a nice guy definitely aged this set by a lot, but it’s still good

@dalegribble5661 4 года назад

LOVE U JIM!!!💞💞💞💞💞

@13musicgl13 3 года назад

one of my faves!!

@Evilkitty64 4 года назад

THIS skit is so true and yet too funny 😁🤣. They are SUPER stingy with the meat. A few times in NY 😏 I asked for an extra slice of that see-through meat, he said, "that'll be $1.00" LOL 😁. I paid it, but I don't eat there any more.

@SridharHari 3 года назад

Jim Gaffigan is a GENIUS

@markrush5013 4 года назад

l hope Jared is getting the foot long regularly

@cats-cool398 4 года назад

Lmao!

@diaz5292 4 года назад

No, he's living it up! I saw an article about it. He still has millions of dollars and is treated like royalty, and has all kinds of entertainment available to him. He's loving life.

@cleobinx 3 года назад

@@diaz5292 what! Pedos usually get it BAD in jail

@jacquelinehoward5445 4 года назад

Thank you so much for posting your stand-ups! I'm enjoying them, your family quarantine videos, and your youngest sons' candid videos (they're adorable & hilarious!). Here are the parts I liked the best: "There are mice that would turn down that cheese!" -talking about how we're too lazy to make a sandwich, then tying it to the Subways with drive-thrus "In my country, I was Attorney General." "Free lettuce?! No way! How do you guys pay the rent?!" "They are so stingy with that nasty-ass meat at Subway." -peeling off meat like it's a wad of $1's (extra funny cuz it's $1's - not $10's, not $20's, not even $5's lol) I laughed so hard at the last two - I'm afraid to try most of Subway's sandwiches because of how the meat looks!