Tally Hall - Nathan Naimark Theme Song 

the jump from magical groin to “Hes a racist” is fucking INSANE

"he's a Racist- wait, that's someone else" *Camera pans to Joe*

In early 2011, Tally Hall held a contest where the winner would have a theme song written about them. The winner was Phoenix high school student Nathan Naimark, this being the subsequent song. In 2017, Nathan appeared on NPR quiz show “Ask Me Another”, and spoke about the song: “It was a contest. So it was a promotion for their album, which came out a couple years ago. It’s a band called Tally Hall, which, unfortunately, doesn’t exist anymore. Yeah. But they wrote this song. And now it just follows me around.” The unofficial cover art for the song was designed by Tony Patryn.

i love how you can tell this was entirely robs idea

This feels more like a Rob Cantor solo song than a tally hall song, probably because Rob is the only one you can hear

the 'racist' line was so fucking funny it caught me so off guard

I can tell there's still a lot I need to learn about this band

the cover art implies tf2 is canon in the tally hall universe

i love the last 'mother of none' line its genious

Nathan Nathan Naimark Loves to laugh and cavort with his friends Lives in Phoenix Where he makes his home School for the arts he attends Nathan Nathan Naimark He can shoot lazer beams from his groin (Magical groin) He's a racist (Wait!) Wait that's someone else Nathan we hope you'll join in going Ooh la la la He's won our grand prize Ooh la la la All of his friends are nice guys Ooh la la la He's light in the dark Nathan Nathan Naimark Hurray for Nathan Naimark (Hurray-mark) He's the guy that the song is about (Magical groin) Loves the theatre Lives to act and sing (La la la la la la la) Nathan we want to shout Ooh la la la He's won our grand prize Ooh la la la He's twice his own size Ooh la la la He's light in the dark Nathan Nathan Naimark Ooh la la la And we have met his grandma Ooh la la la It was in Texarkana Ooh la la la We had a picnic in the park With grandma Grandma Naimark Mother of Nancy Nancy Naimark Mother of Nathan [Peapop] Naimark Mother of none

i love how rob put all his heart into the “GRANDMAAA”

this song is about an art school student and they put so much effort into it my god

i wonder what nathan naimark is doing right now

i would sacrifice my entire family to be nathan

If Nathan ever does become a famous singer or actor, I hope he remasters this.

Imagine waking up with your own theme song

I still can't believe he has a custom song from one of the most fabulous bands on Earth...This guy is so lucky!!

Why does medic have a crotch laser? Is this an unused mechanic? Medic update confirmed

My 9-year-old son’s name is Nathan Naimark, and I can’t wait to show this to him! Much love from Pittsburgh ❤️

This is the only tally hall song I will ever listen to. And I won't ask what black markets you needed to jump through to attain this.

I still don’t know why they put a drawing of TF2 medic on there

The drums are perfect

this is the only tally hall single to feature the "a tally hall single" logo

I’m so sad I wasn’t a teen during their hey day I only found them in 2017 😩 I shall never feel the joy of a tally hall concert and I assume most of y’all haven’t either ☹️

'all his friends are r/nice guys'

Nathan Naimark attacks

c r o t c h l a s e r

this feels like a kids show opening (& i love it)

This song is actually quite bumpin

i wonder if nathan's still a tally hall fan or if he ever was

is that medic from tf2 in the corner

is is that the offical art

No why is this stuck in my head? Don't tell me I'm about to add this to my playlist. AHHHH

Would grandma Naimark really be the mother of the mother of Nathan Naimark? Would she not have Nathan Naimark's mother's maiden name as her last name?

man, i wonder what nathan naimark is up to now

This is such a Rob Cantor song, the strings just make you think of his original stuff

so is this the same nathan who got to play with the instrument thing on stage during their last show?

This has "what would Brian Boitaino do?" Energy

I THINK WE KNOW WHO THE RACIST IS NOW! *breaks down crying*

Can’t get over how unenthusiastic he is in the cover art.

medic gaming

who is nathan how is he doing? what is nathan?? is he a human?

WHY IS TF2 MEDIC SHOOTING A LASER FROM HIS CROTCH???

I love it, even if it is made for someone else

“Mother of none” they should get back together just to update that someday.

I’ve never heard of this song until today and I’m lost I’d like context pls

Imagine getting doxed by tally hall 💀

“he’s a racist” UH OH DIDNT AGE SO GOOD

it all goes back to fucking tf2 there is no escape

I love how they say ‘hurray-mark’ it’s perfect

why does that guy look like a young version of anthpo

This shit strsight slapping even my crippled grandma got up and hit the griddy at full speed to this

Tally hall & tf2 what a day!

hooraymark

Why is nobody talking about how hard those drums go when they first come in?

grandma naimark is the best tally hall member

Nathan Naimark? That’s Matt Watson good sir, you can’t fool me!

Im stuck here wondering if that guy in the bottom is medic tf2 or if i have tf2 syndrome

the medic

HORRAY-MARK gets me every time its a great ryhme

i, not being an american, always thought they said "and we have met his grandma, it was intense arcana" edit: 1:22

bro this song i just- BRO THIS SONG OMG LMAO It's so comical, and so... like, it's literally a real song about someone that won a tallyhall prize 👍 and that's it. BUT TALLYHALL STILL MANAGES TO MAKE IT REAL GOOD

i love all about this singles album medic pissing rainbow laser guy who looks like puberty never touched him and graphic design

im glad im not the only one perplexed by the medic in the corner with the crotch laser

the one dislike is Nathan

HAHAHA STOP I LOVE THAT 0:25 “(magical groin 🤑)”

Legit awesome.

this is amazing

i love this song so much

i just love how medic is there in the corner 😭

How could Grandma Naimark be mother of Nancy Naimark if Nancy is mother of Nathan Naimark?

I am losing my mind of the little medic in the corner

This song keeps showing up in my RU-vid recommendations and everytime I listen to it.

NATHAN KPOP NAIMARK

This is (so far) the last tally hall song lol

Bless you Nathan, Bless you.

imagine being called a racist by your favorite band

MAGICAL GR--

Is that the medic from the hit game team fortress 2 on the cover??

if anyones wondering, the “contest” was a raffle. the grand prize of the raffle was your very own theme song. this was begun in (if im correct) the 3 hour tally hall documentary. you had to email them (if i am correct) to enter.

Who would win nathan naimark or the meatball man

im crying

Why the fuck is medic there

I wish I was Nathan so badly Idc if I have a magical groin or if I’m ‘racist’

Vibes

HOLY SHOT MEDIC RD2

I'm more concerned why there is a chibby Medic on the cover lol

I am always surprised whenever there's a name in the lyrics,

happy 1k subs

tf2 crotch laser update

*magical groin*

is that medic tf2

The Medic is is crazy dude

i would kill to be nathan naimark

magical g r o i n

Why does he have the same last name as his maternal grandmother?? 🤨

Y'all are sleeping on "He's twice his own size" Funniest line in the song imo

why is tf2 medic there

Is that the Medic from TF2 on the cover?

nathan, nathan naimark