Teacher Quits To Work At Costco and Eat Hot Dogs | Stavros Halkias

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@videojames1998 Год назад

Hey I was the former teacher in this video. Thabks Stav for the laughs! And thanks to the crazy amount of people sharing the love. Half a year after he roasted me, I am now doing a lot better and in a much better job. Thanks so much! EDIT: FFS I haven't had the chicken bake holy shit

@stephennorman4306 Год назад

Bro you have red hair, im not sure hot topic is a “much better job” you know hahahahahahahahah (stavy laugh)

@UncleCatfish Год назад

yoo thanks for taking it in the chin. I tried to do stand up in college and it's super hard to "roast" someone you don't know and still have them in your side. I also am a teacher and it sucks 😂

@DrSkankopotomus Год назад

@@stephennorman4306 cringe

@rameysavoie7442 Год назад

Dude cant even spell lol

@ticket2space621 Год назад

@@rameysavoie7442 lol bro you don't know the difference between grammar and a typo relax

@wheezyproduct Год назад

I like that stavvy will rip into a guy and then turn around to defend him from others in the crowd.

@ConstipationNation Год назад

Probably an East Coast thing lol.

@1FootinFrontOfTheOther Год назад

“Hey mother fucker. Only I can make fun of chilis guy”

@MeowTbss Год назад

“My prey, get your own” lol

@ameerh3115 Год назад

@@ConstipationNation Comedy thing.

@MrTeathyme Год назад

Thats the difference between ribbing and making fun of Ribbing is playful, well intentioned and takes how the other person is feeling into account Making fun of is just straight up bullying.

@aliasbillsmith7200 Год назад

I love how Stavros pretends like he doesn’t know what the Triple Dipper is at Chili’s.

@beigebeigebeige Год назад

💯

@chips989 5 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@nickniehaus1763 Месяц назад

It’s his appetizer

@amazonprime5 Месяц назад

Thats literally a fat guy move to act like you dont know food💀💀

@biggs7109 22 дня назад

ohh he knew he just called it the app medely thing haha

@J4themperor Год назад

Costo really does take care of it's employees better than the Department of Education😂

@raramcgee4982 Год назад

My homie works there since like high school. He makes great money. He went part time like 3 years ago and has bought a house and shit lol.

@steveotatooed Год назад

Dude i work at Costco almost 5 years and I make $27hr pushing carts haha

@mathias2277 Год назад

@@steveotatooed gotdamn

@mathias2277 Год назад

@@steveotatooed and here I am sitting alone in my desk doing outsourced contractor bullshit pretending I'm in the I.T Industry, while making a 3rd of that, realistically.

@hannibalb8276 Год назад

@@mathias2277 Hook me up

@chkndnts Год назад

Love the Chili's guy hope he finds what he was meant to do in life

@lord_insany Год назад

he won't

@YungPresty Год назад

@@lord_insany you sound like you smell like cheese balls and cum

@luckysixteen9361 Год назад

@@lord_insany neither will you

@FlameMage2 Год назад

@@lord_insany now that's the American Dream realized!

@darkspace5762 Год назад

He already has.

@JonOnFilm Год назад

*"He had Chili's money, He'll turn it around."* Stav always wiping my dark hole of depression away.

@shanefoster2132 Год назад

A bidet in a room full of single ply.

@philiplong9741 Год назад

So profound

@B.C.101 Год назад

You always need to make sure your dark hole is wiped properly.

@loginex4222 Год назад

Not the only dark hole he's touching huh 😉

@trilogypast Год назад

Stavvy's wiping your dark hole? Damn dude, how'd you score that

@romnesia7729 Год назад

As a teacher, quitting to work in a toll booth sounds pretty tempting

@perthus7008 Год назад

The state of our society is deteriorating year over year. Teachers should be some of the highest paid individuals in the system.

@Murcat- Год назад

Do it

@joemerino3243 Год назад

@@Murcat- If he's posting from the developed world, a lot of it has automated tollbooths now, you can't.

@Murcat- Год назад

@@joemerino3243 I was kidding.

@aidenstammler4618 Год назад

I’m not, I’m goin to fight one of them robots if need be to get my job back

@gamesrocks101 Год назад

As a former teacher, I felt the depression episode of getting chili's everyday.. I know exactly where that man is coming from haha

@jackxiao9702 Год назад

I wish they would just immediately separate out the kids who don't give a shit are are causing stress.

@shanefoster2132 Год назад

So is it just a phase or is former teacher a bit of a hint?

@elijahgavin6706 Год назад

@@jackxiao9702 that’s not the problem, the problem is the class sizes are massive and teachers are criminally underpaid

@gamesrocks101 Год назад

@@elijahgavin6706 Bingo. Good Teachers make students care, but you can only do so much when you have 40+ students in a classroom.

@loquatmuncher Год назад

You working at costco too now?

@MashPotatoJohns Год назад

My Dad worked at Costco in his 20s, and he said it was so good he almost didn't go to law school.

@sueblack5794 4 месяца назад

They have good benefits and pay well.

@geodude7116 Год назад

Imagine being a comedian who doesn’t need any material or comedy repertoire. Stav just shows up and and turns the audience into his comedy. 😅

@Blas4ublasphemy Год назад

I'd say it's even harder honestly, just walking up there like "I'm going to be funny, right now" without a script....

@geodude7116 Год назад

@@Blas4ublasphemy for sure it is. That's why so few have his skill level at it.

@hannibalb8276 Год назад

It's def harder to be funny on the spot. So many people think they can, but they suck.

@LetsBeHonestImAPrat Год назад

He has a lot of material, he just does not post it, I just saw him so yeah

@SamDeCam1 Год назад

He did like 3 of these bits when I saw him and it only took up about 20% of his set the rest was material that was pretty good too!

@somuchfortalent Год назад

Going from public school teacher to working at Costco is an upgrade.

@whitebroccoli694 Год назад

Just a large dip in income but sure probably an easier job.

@somuchfortalent Год назад

@@whitebroccoli694 Large dip? Costco will start you at $17/hr and bennies after 90ish days I think. What's a first year public school teacher making in a typical school? $38,500 - $40,000? So about $6,000 difference? Then factor in taxes, he's probably no worse than he was teaching if Costco took him on fulltime.

@whitebroccoli694 Год назад

@@somuchfortalent you’re not factoring in the two months that teachers have off over the summer when many get jobs. Two months of summer work is an extra $4,000 so a starting teacher is probably making 10k more per year than a person starting at Costco. Add in the fact that teachers end up making 80k after twenty years of working there is more potential.

@somuchfortalent Год назад

@@whitebroccoli694 $80k after 20 years of what teachers put up with isn't anything. Costco is the clear winner. Plus you can get OT at Costco.

@whitebroccoli694 Год назад

@@somuchfortalent being a teacher isn’t for everyone but for those who enjoy it I’m sure it’s a great job that certainly pays more than Costco and comes with summers off.

@mr.c9846 Год назад

You know damn well Stav rushed through the rest of his set and hit up Costco afterwards to get himself some hot dogs and a family-sized chicken bake.

@WINDSORTOWNSAV Год назад

Nah he went to Chili's for that triple dipper

@adamazzalino5247 Год назад

I spit my coffee when the dude said Costco or counter-terrorism

@OptimusPrimeribs Год назад

He said teaching or counterterrorism and he chose teaching bc he thought it would be less stressful.

@fredguy2 Год назад

His life story would make for a great sitcom.

@Psilocybin77 Месяц назад

There is an epidemic of ppl spitting out their drinks while watching YT. We need the government to step in.

@rezin9714 Год назад

Stavros just does group therapy in a standup format😂

@zackramsey52 Год назад

"He had Chili's money he can turn it around" Best way to end it

@-dystopic- Год назад

I only found Stavvy the other day & already he’s become one of my favourite stand up comedians.

@Ekuuu Год назад

Literally same, I’ve been binge watching his videos since last week lmao.

@hannibalb8276 Год назад

Yeah he's amazing. The best crowd work in the business.

@benfrink376 Год назад

Same

@Zeus1080p Год назад

y’all late

@-dystopic- Год назад

@@Zeus1080pmaybe you’re just early?

@cribbibalibba2383 Год назад

I feel that guys pain. I was working as a Paramedic for the last 10 years. I'm still up to date and certified but I've now worked at Walmart for the past 3 months making the same money.

@jonsmith5245 Год назад

Damn son. What state r u certified at?! I'm halfway through my medic program in Brooklyn. Making me nervous bro

@cribbibalibba2383 Год назад

@@jonsmith5245 PA. Its different for everyone so don't worry about anyone else. Good luck to you.

@dsa513 Год назад

How can you make the same at Walmart? What do you do in Walmart?

@ball5942 Год назад

@@dsa513 It's common in many states including PA they have shit wages in "higher skill" labor and you can take you years invested into something and have walmart pay more/match it because service jobs are increasing their rates.

@burtbackattack Год назад

Stav's the king of crowd work. Fucking love this guy.

@violentbenevolence Год назад

his shirts are always so on point lmao

@gojira444 Год назад

Crowd work is when you ask what they do for a living or if they had a threesome or if they're also getting fat. Sometimes you mix two of those to amplify the comedic effect. It only works if you're wearing cool sneakers and hip t-shirt though.

@mr.gamewatch8888 Год назад

King is Andrew Schulz, recognize your ancestors

@omgurSOromantic Год назад

@@gojira444 what do u look like

@Wakkabutler Год назад

King of crowd work. So good.

@andrewc1412 Год назад

I hope someone from the NSA sees this and recruits him. He deserves a second chance.

@seanmatthewking Год назад

Counter terrorism, NSA. Cosco division.

@nikki80368 Год назад

As a teacher currently having a breakdown after a shitshow of a day, this made me crack tf up 😂😂😂 thanks for this man

@videojames1998 Год назад

As the teacher from this video... Just get outta there my dude. So many better career options 😂😂😂

@anonymousconflict2881 Год назад

I love how he’s genuinely laughing along with the audience all the time.

@kylewollman2239 Год назад

Stav is the perfect comedian for this time. He can make us all laugh at how fucked things are when having Chilis money is a flex.

@camhabibi2217 Год назад

The sound of Stavvy laughing at his own joke and the audience quieting down at 0:25 killed me.

@ElectricGhostOpera Год назад

He's enjoying the show just as much as the audience.

@brando2118 Год назад

Same

@aaronromo6790 Год назад

And then…”nah so public school?” He definitely had that oh shit moment comedians get from time to time when the fear of bombing starts to turtle head

@coreykwok4143 Год назад

Stav is 100% right about the costco chicken bake. My dad had me try it once and now we'll do Costco runs just to get the chicken bake at checkout.

@ZERO_O7X Год назад

Slurpin down glizzys at the Costco like Tracy Lords. 😂 🌭

@Edited6 Год назад

My algebra teacher was a wild lady who loved telling everyone about her dream to open a tequila hot-dog stand. We need to figure out a better situation for these teachers xD

@austinxaiver8429 Год назад

This is so much better than people of new York interviews

@Spectrum0122 Год назад

I wanna see someone legit heckle stav. I don't think it's possible. The way he shut down the guy who "oooh'd" was priceless haha

@maSkizles Год назад

It’s kinda cool how Stav stuck up for the dude he was roasting. No one bullies but Stav

@user-pc9xc4ib5o Год назад

hahaha that was so funny " ok chill the fuck out whoever just yelled 'ooooo' in the back!"

@seanA416 Год назад

Absolute GOAT, Stavros. Freelance counter terrorism hahaha

@styxrakash4639 10 месяцев назад

Shoutout to that guy in the crow hitting that crisp “hell yeah” at around 50 seconds

@geinikan1kan Год назад

That Stavros laugh. Gets me every time like a percussive attack.

@SometimesMyself Год назад

Stavropol is my new favorite person. I could listen to him laugh, ALL DAY.

@DA-pm9on Год назад

City of Stavros

@rustyshackleford1908 Год назад

"He had Chili's money; he's going to turn it around"

@Mellowcanuck33 Год назад

I love that. Stavos is protective "DONT PICK ON HIM! HE'S MINE!"

@MrCTruck Год назад

As a first year teacher I can concur, it’s rough out here

@Coricarbs06 Год назад

Stavros does the best crowd work. He is so quick on his feet. Love it!

@rocket5557 8 месяцев назад

I love how it’s not mean spirited. Just good laughs

@astrorobinson3716 Год назад

I love that he laughs at his own jokes so you know when to laugh

@billbrasky7540 Год назад

Dude stav is actually a pretty good interrogator lmao

@TommyLikeTom Год назад

it's amazing how is able to both the audience's role and the comedian's role seamlessly, switching between the joke teller and the laughter at the drop of a dime. Must be quite talented to make his brain suddenly forget the joke he just thought of in order to find it funny

@xinsanedefeatx Год назад

Dude probably ain't lying about the NSA. My boy literally got an interview with the CIA as he was working as a teacher at a charter school... Which he had to teach at, because you actually require a teaching license to work at a regular public school

@az6802 Год назад

Stavros 2023 for president

@mikepelosi9877 Год назад

I lasted as a year as a teacher. Never have I ever had so much anxiety about others anxiety in my life.

@wolt911 Год назад

Cannot blame him the triple dipper is divine

@hannibalb8276 Год назад

What is it? Chilis doesnt exist in my country

@wolt911 Год назад

@@hannibalb8276 pick 3 dips unlimited chips if you’re really cultured you’ll get the skillet queso, salsa, and ranch. It also comes with an entree too and drink it’s heaven on earth

@manethisthabesticouldthink1289 Год назад

Ending it on " he had chili's money hes gonna turn it around" killed me😂😭

@AveiroDan Год назад

I was at this show in Providence RI Stavros was hilarious, I can’t wait to see him again soon!

@nehguhtiv6873 Год назад

Nobody in that room laughed at his jokes as hard as he did lol

@GEFMFost Год назад

I want to throw myself out my window, but this is very funny and makes me smile.

@slutzkpc29 Год назад

"he has chili's money he's gonna turn it around". Stav is a treasure

@Dennis_The_Peasant Год назад

"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

@wakenow7612 Год назад

Why come you don't have a tattoo man?

@metalpiper Год назад

Stav you rock dude!! Not many comics at your level of TRUE COMEDIC GENETICS. It's in your blood. I feel like I knew you in school. I bet you were always the funniest kid in the room. And you still are I imagine. Cant wait til you come through Cincy!!

@derekc6994 Год назад

this is prob one of the best yet. love you Stav

@isaacs7350 Год назад

"he has chillies money, he's gone turn it around"

@squidy2902 Год назад

Stav is KILLING IT

@CashanovaXTREME Год назад

“He had Chili’s money, he’s gonna turn it around..”

@SinghStrings Год назад

Stavvy always has the sickest shirts!!

@hannibalb8276 Год назад

The sad part is once he loses weight his awesome shirts will no longer fit

@pgame20 Год назад

Best tshirt game in the biz

@pgame20 Год назад

@@hannibalb8276 Nah fam they'll just go from extra shmedium fit to the baggy fit that's in right now.

@Trahzy Год назад

@@hannibalb8276 But then he can just get the same ones in a smaller size

@amyc9155 Год назад

Omg this guy's laugh is amazing, love it!! 💜💜

@ephapax1 Год назад

As an assistant principal who is 13 years in, I’ve wanted to rage quit more in the last three years than in the 10 before it. Something fundamentally got fucked in public education since Covid.

@cmw12 Год назад

That’s not surprising in the least. According to the teachers I know, what was already pretty thankless job became nigh intolerable. Having to produce all that online content, police kids remotely, enforce highly politicized safety standards… and all did the same low wages. I couldn’t do it. And now, a major political party in this country wants to erase history, pretend queer people don’t exist, and give parents the power to micromanage every aspect of public school.

@AboveAverageNPC Год назад

I could watch Stavvy work a crowd all day man

@bpundt1094 Год назад

Stav’s crowd work is the best in the game right now

@Tobacc0 Год назад

The guidance counsellor from hell. But it works.

@jac1897 Год назад

A breath of fresh air , I love this man.

@iantaz Год назад

The chubby boy in me immediately googles "what's a triple dipper" to see what delights this man's getting into

@garlottos Год назад

Here's what you do 1) Get a triple dipper - order it as 1 boneless wings and 2 sliders 2) Put boneless wings on sliders 3) Achieve caloric enlightenment

@bobnewton1064 Год назад

@@garlottos bone in for true chubs. I’m getting this triple chin messy with that triple dipper

@bneiman55 Год назад

One of your best crowd work clips

@Mosteller777 Год назад

The best crowd work ever. I don't think I've heard one joke on any of his videos, but this is way better.

@billybobb8850 Год назад

I love that stavvy found this path lol.. I could easily see him shutting me in a basement with no way out and saying. You stay here I'll be back later. And the door slams hella hard... 😂

@billybobb8850 Год назад

@@mooingmoose You seen any scary movie in your life? And tell me he couldn't be the main character... Fuck outta here

@BiggTipper Год назад

Lmaoo dude this is the best one I'm dying

@AdamIsSlow533 Год назад

How does stav always seem to accidentally pick up on the wildest person in the crowd

@kirkfortin2103 Год назад

Thanks!

@deviantlifex Год назад

Absolute masterful crowd work.

@mr.dr.daxter4049 Год назад

I used to be a teacher too and quitting was the best thing I ever did for my mental health. More teachers should quit so the industry is forced to change.

@cmw12 Год назад

Like the entire state of FL. All of those teachers.

@ridinist Год назад

I'm a teacher. It's problematic. Every industry is problematic. Being a teacher is complexly a rewarding profession.

@napakapa1046 8 месяцев назад

The fact that calling it "industry" is increasingly accurate is bad enough

@MyLazyEye23 Год назад

Some of the best crowd work I’ve seen.

@SickCustoms559 Год назад

Young Ron Jeremy is hilarious

@CollnelGamer Год назад

Stav LEMME HOLD THAT SHIRT

@6ixnogood640 Год назад

Yo! shirt is fire

@hannibalb8276 Год назад

The sad part is once he loses weight his awesome shirts will no longer fit

@jamesragsdale3069 Год назад

First time seeing you. This was great!

@mardukdrake7472 Год назад

"he had chili's money" is some nice aloe vera after slowly burning for 5 minutes

@jamespage4809 Год назад

The big take-away from this for me is that I need to get the Chicken Bake next time I hit Costco. Stav is a connoisseur of this kind of stuff, I trust his rep and his body type!

@chadbittle Год назад

I haven't cried this much from laughing in years

@aaronpitts5454 Год назад

love this man's crowd work.

@nohandle27 Год назад

This guy's laughing cracks me up 😂

@michaelragan6898 Год назад

Why do I love the outro music to these videos so much.

@blazinbizketz2603 Год назад

Good shit as always.

@talkintomenow Год назад

I need more specials Stav

@lionheart6518 9 месяцев назад

So glad I found you Stavros 😂 you roast so good. You and Jessica Kirson are my nr1 together ❤❤

@lucanellospazio Год назад

Legendary as usual

@awtodor 5 месяцев назад

Listening to crazy life plans is stavs sweet spot. Years of Mullen prepared him like a jedi.

@AshleyxVlogs Год назад

Those Costco hotdogs are so damn good though

@ontariobuds Год назад

All this guy does is fucking laugh, I can’t get enough of it. Please Stavros, don’t stop laughing.

@rustyshackelford8140 Год назад

Stavvy is my spirit animal.

@philtorrez4198 7 месяцев назад

Honestly, Costco glizzys are unbeatable for $1.50. 💪😤

@DylanTPayne Год назад

Idk why but this man is like the funniest dude I've ever watched. Lol he is so quick on his toes man with what to say next. Can't stop watching frfr. Plus I'm baked 😶‍🌫️

@dillonkayser4215 Год назад

Stav’s crowd work is incredible 😅

@SLURM187 Год назад

This dude has totally revitalized the concept of crowd work

@moonsoul8331 Год назад

Got my Stavvy tix yesterday! Can't wait to see you in ATL man!

@JezebelSly Год назад

I gave out samples once at a temp job. Made deals with the other samplers and traded my (gold of the samples) ice cream cups for chips, juice boxes and some cheese crackers.