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Team Four Star makes Jon St. John read 50 Shades 

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Jon St. John was convinced by Team Four Star to read a few lines from,"50 Shades of Gray," in his Duke Nukem voice.

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@Darkmage1293
@Darkmage1293 10 лет назад
"Good girl. Open your mouth." A line Duke has uttered more than once in his life.
@JaquesZerau
@JaquesZerau 10 лет назад
Two shiny balls? HE'S GOT BALLS OF STEEL
@aegontargaryen573
@aegontargaryen573 3 года назад
Balls balls balls balls balls balls of steel!
@Agent1W
@Agent1W 9 лет назад
Imagine how much the "Duke Nukem" audio version of that book would sell...
@mythicaldakka
@mythicaldakka 9 лет назад
+Agent1W Hell, I might even buy it
@ChanceTM
@ChanceTM 8 лет назад
+MythicalDakka I would! XD
@elmofresquez1935
@elmofresquez1935 7 лет назад
Publicly, women will say they'd never buy that. And whatever company sold it would become a fortune 500 overnight.
@doctoronoodle9455
@doctoronoodle9455 7 лет назад
Holy shit I would totally pay money for that.
@shophet125
@shophet125 6 лет назад
We ought to find a way to make that happen.
@ceoofworldpeace8901
@ceoofworldpeace8901 10 лет назад
Duke Nukem audiobook Fund it
@shaneclark5311
@shaneclark5311 10 лет назад
A project worth a kick starter.
@UTUBESUCK666
@UTUBESUCK666 9 лет назад
I would pay for that.
@japantuning88
@japantuning88 5 лет назад
I'd buy this for a dollar.
@LGR
@LGR 12 лет назад
Oh wow. This is just what I needed today!
@2veryfatboys
@2veryfatboys 3 года назад
Haaay! You here
@Bismarck11139
@Bismarck11139 9 лет назад
". . . two shiny silver balls . . ." I fucking died.
@SamnissArandeen
@SamnissArandeen 7 лет назад
Man, when he said he had balls of steel, he really fucking meant it!
@pablo9983
@pablo9983 8 лет назад
50 shades of duke
@mzanahenriques
@mzanahenriques 5 лет назад
50 Dukes of Nukem
@Fr4ncM
@Fr4ncM 10 лет назад
If I were him I would use that voice all the time, for everything, no exceptions!
@TBONE_2004
@TBONE_2004 10 лет назад
He's got silver balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls OF STEEL!
@vom3716
@vom3716 9 лет назад
Did I really just hear Duke Nukem read 50 shades? .-.
@vom3716
@vom3716 9 лет назад
Oh yeah, he did voice big didn't he?
@vom3716
@vom3716 9 лет назад
.-.
@vom3716
@vom3716 9 лет назад
No, I had no idea.
@jarvisbruce604
@jarvisbruce604 9 лет назад
now we need him to read it in Bigs the Cat's voice.
@SamnissArandeen
@SamnissArandeen 7 лет назад
I'm now imagining Duke Nukem plowing the shit out of Big the Cat, and it ain't pretty.
@Goldberg1337
@Goldberg1337 4 месяца назад
Supposedly, Jon St. John hates Big that Cat so much that he deliberately "forgot" how to do the voice.
@AleK0451
@AleK0451 10 лет назад
Duke is the greatest voice to read filth.
@eamh2002
@eamh2002 9 лет назад
He should team up with the makers of the book, to make an audio book version.
@drww1
@drww1 9 лет назад
now that would sell
@jumbojimboplaysgames260
@jumbojimboplaysgames260 9 лет назад
This is the greatest thing in human history. Ever.
@deadmemes3820
@deadmemes3820 8 лет назад
TFS does a better job of getting people to read Fifty Shades of Gray than the movies ever did
@dominiccourtois4415
@dominiccourtois4415 8 лет назад
This just made me think that there should be more characters doing audio books. Think of how awesome it would be if Hellsing,s Alucard read Dracula.
@ryansnowberger3177
@ryansnowberger3177 8 лет назад
*Ahem*, Taka.
@zyriuz2
@zyriuz2 8 лет назад
master chief reads charlie and the chochlate factory.
@GameSomniac
@GameSomniac 10 лет назад
50 Shades of Nukem coming soon to bookstore near you.
@PoppaBoogaloo
@PoppaBoogaloo 11 лет назад
FFS. I am a man who presses 230lb and has a full beard and I literally fell pregnant by the end of this vid.
@coconuthead1361
@coconuthead1361 6 лет назад
Missed the perfect opportunity to say "He's got balls of steel"
@avdbree1
@avdbree1 9 лет назад
Hail to the king, baby
@TBONE_2004
@TBONE_2004 7 лет назад
"Good girl... Open your mouth!" - Duke Nukem, ladies and gentlemen, he knows how to use his words with the ladies...
@dukenukem5912
@dukenukem5912 9 лет назад
I better not see this video on TV
@LGR
@LGR 12 лет назад
He has, look it up here on YT :D
@Bigolbillyboy
@Bigolbillyboy 12 лет назад
How did he pass up the perfect opportunity to say: "I've got bawls of steeel"
@CyberDragonEX13
@CyberDragonEX13 12 лет назад
This is one of the most glorious things I have witnessed. I wish he could read all of my books this way.
@DewmanWasTaken
@DewmanWasTaken 10 лет назад
Now have him read SAO chapter 16.5.
@TheTankbus
@TheTankbus 10 лет назад
NO
@gabrielpadro5589
@gabrielpadro5589 6 лет назад
Duke Nukem has two years worth of seamen.
@Biotear
@Biotear 6 лет назад
Gabriel Padro Sorry to ruin your naive innocence, but I'm almost positive that Duke Nukem has rarely had two days worth of semen in him, much less two years. Then again, maybe he can't find anyone willing to have sex with him every since Duke Nukem Forever came out.
@Venitas1000
@Venitas1000 6 лет назад
Now son, we don't talk about chapter 16.5.
@madisonlewe1057
@madisonlewe1057 9 лет назад
Yup ten times creepier and that's saying something.
@shaneclark5311
@shaneclark5311 10 лет назад
Personally, I think I could listen to the audio book of it, only if he did the reading.
@cpup100
@cpup100 8 лет назад
OMG! He's a god. I hope they make more Duke Nukem games. I'm currently Dowloading Manhattan Project. I may buy Duke Nukem 3D for Xbox One for $20.00 that's a good deal, but it's only available for Pre-Order at the moment.
@OtakuDee
@OtakuDee 10 лет назад
I think 50SOG was plagiarized from "Why I'm So Great" by Duke Nukem.
@TheGrayMysterious
@TheGrayMysterious 10 лет назад
I've got text evidence!
@Venitas1000
@Venitas1000 6 лет назад
waaaay too emotional to be written by duke nukem.
@1ex1uger-prank-calls
@1ex1uger-prank-calls 9 лет назад
I've got balls of steel
@M.H.I.A.F.T.
@M.H.I.A.F.T. 5 лет назад
Now I'm going to start a band called Shiny Silver Balls.
@jmorlar2852
@jmorlar2852 3 года назад
When Jon read "SHINY BALLS" he simply couldn't help it: he laughed his ass out!
@High5Authentic
@High5Authentic 8 лет назад
Got me chucklin like a motherfucker! this dude! haha, respect! Best game voice over actor hands down.
@hypershadix1
@hypershadix1 10 лет назад
I was expecting john to read in his big the cat voice
@SquareNoggin
@SquareNoggin 9 лет назад
That book really is very poorly written. I'm surprise it's as popular as it is, I would think that there's better erotica out there.
@wadeleppien1392
@wadeleppien1392 9 лет назад
+Colin Bell What did you expect from what started out as Twilight fanfiction?
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 5 лет назад
@@wadeleppien1392 That actually hasn't been proven.
@wadeleppien1392
@wadeleppien1392 5 лет назад
@@SirBlackReeds I'm pretty sure James' agent has confirmed that it is. Also even if it wasn't, there's still plenty to hate about the book regardless of it's origin.
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 5 лет назад
@@wadeleppien1392 It's not worth the energy to hate.
@wadeleppien1392
@wadeleppien1392 5 лет назад
​@@SirBlackReeds I honestly wish I could agree.
@SpinalAlloy
@SpinalAlloy 10 лет назад
How does he do that!? How do you get your voice that low, but still be able to project like that!?
@SpinalAlloy
@SpinalAlloy 9 лет назад
I want a voice like that :^(
@schmidth
@schmidth 9 лет назад
SpinalAlloy he has the right vocal chord.
@priszilla7928
@priszilla7928 5 лет назад
Its like singing
@OtakuDee
@OtakuDee 10 лет назад
Perhaps if Duke read My Immortal it would be digestible.
@SonicTheJackrabbit
@SonicTheJackrabbit 10 лет назад
I could totally imagine Duke doing this with one of his babes. :P
@seriousspikesam7770
@seriousspikesam7770 7 месяцев назад
Just when you thought that Go the Fck to Sleep was the strangest thing Duke has ever read. I need more audio books of this sort.
@HangryOnPaws
@HangryOnPaws 10 месяцев назад
Hearing "my inner goddess" said in Duke Nukem's voice is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
@dukenukem2463
@dukenukem2463 12 лет назад
Starting with the book, "Why I'm so awesome"
@jtroopa
@jtroopa 10 лет назад
Oh man, that is bliss, right there. I can't stop watching it. It's... It's wonderful.
@AManNamedHawk
@AManNamedHawk 3 года назад
Just picturing Duke Nukem flirting with himself in the mirror
@BopaBola
@BopaBola 11 лет назад
Fuck yes.
@Sypaka
@Sypaka 4 года назад
This should be a thing: Videogame VA's making Audiobooks. St. John = Fifty Dukes of Nukem Stephan Weyte = Caleb Potter and the Chamber of Blood Charles Martinet = Mario of the Rings
@bakelove1235
@bakelove1235 12 лет назад
awww....this just made my morning!!! He needs to read the whole book!
@austrianoak7622
@austrianoak7622 11 лет назад
this guy could read the phone book and it would still be epic!
@Recrofne
@Recrofne 12 лет назад
If somebody made an audio book of Jon St. John reading 50 Shades, I would buy and listen to the whole thing.
@Zontar82
@Zontar82 4 года назад
That's what Duke writes during his free time
@kalbert9367
@kalbert9367 12 лет назад
He could voice any movie & I would still watch it & die laughing.
@TheUnforgiven-iq5gu
@TheUnforgiven-iq5gu 4 года назад
Duke nukem 3D: Atomic Audiobook Edition
@cocobeaqn
@cocobeaqn 12 лет назад
Agreed. I'd so pay for this in audio-book format with his voice.
@undertaker666dead
@undertaker666dead 6 месяцев назад
we need more of duke nuke reading books
@Racc00nR1ck
@Racc00nR1ck 2 года назад
I will pay good money I don’t have to hear him narrate the entire series.
@lenmutt
@lenmutt 12 лет назад
thank you Matt and Pat TeamFourStar and Big thank you to Jon St. John!!
@TubeofDestiny
@TubeofDestiny 12 лет назад
Classiest classy gentleman ever ! We need audiobooks of him, defo !
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 2 года назад
In my headcannon, Duke Nukem reads this book.
@eChryxius
@eChryxius 12 лет назад
This so warrants a Kickstarter project being made. I would throw my money away into such a project!!
@megacherv
@megacherv 12 лет назад
John St. John, the only redeeming feature of Duke Nukem Forever
@3noneTwo
@3noneTwo 12 лет назад
Beautiful. Completely and utterly beautiful.
@davidjohnson4171
@davidjohnson4171 10 лет назад
Future Duke Nukem game lines. XD
@OrdinaryRobin
@OrdinaryRobin 12 лет назад
Can I like this more than once? Please? Putting this here may be one of the finest things the internet has ever done.
@makorampage4375
@makorampage4375 5 лет назад
50 shades of Duke
@bobthemercenary
@bobthemercenary 12 лет назад
I was sitting in the front row. Guy's voice has more bass than a Tiesto concert. The best year of the best con I go to.
@MikeSugs
@MikeSugs 12 лет назад
This is the best thing I have ever listened to.
@Wuyue100
@Wuyue100 12 лет назад
this needs to be a kickstarter! for Jon St. John to read this book!
@YourEveryDayJackAss
@YourEveryDayJackAss 12 лет назад
Thank you Matt and Patt, you guys are the greatest of the greatest
@camchu2272
@camchu2272 2 года назад
The weirdest crossover but a well come one
@WillBNunn
@WillBNunn 6 лет назад
Was not expecting to find this today.
@wahmbulance
@wahmbulance 12 лет назад
Someone get this man the money and rights to do the whole book. This needs to happen
@Zap_R0sdower
@Zap_R0sdower 7 лет назад
BAWLS.
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 12 лет назад
The closest we can get to a Bastion narrator-like narrator, narrating a part of that book.
@FeenieVonKarma
@FeenieVonKarma 12 лет назад
Now this is how you make that book arousing. He's got balls of steel!
@SirDakkalot
@SirDakkalot 12 лет назад
My ears have never been subjected to such pleasure.
@Elk810
@Elk810 12 лет назад
I was at this panel on Saturday and I'll never forget it. (^o^)
@Zenju__
@Zenju__ 11 лет назад
Excellent. I waited my whole life for this.
@EvilJester1214
@EvilJester1214 12 лет назад
I woke up to this, my day can now begin
@EpicNerdnessyt
@EpicNerdnessyt 11 лет назад
I Think this just became my favorite video on the internet!
@Shaunbadia195
@Shaunbadia195 12 лет назад
Thanks Matt and Pat
@ScottsGameAsylum
@ScottsGameAsylum 12 лет назад
john st john is a legend
@NessaTheWitch333
@NessaTheWitch333 12 лет назад
Thank you Matt and Pat
@JoeyY7
@JoeyY7 12 лет назад
THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW
@madicorn8
@madicorn8 11 лет назад
guys, this book is a work of art.
@ConSmith1807
@ConSmith1807 12 лет назад
Just when I thought I couldn't love Jon St. John and Team Four Star any more...
@MhnFive
@MhnFive 12 лет назад
I could listen to this dude talk in his nukem voice for fucking hours
@CryogenicEchelon
@CryogenicEchelon 12 лет назад
This needs a full audio book.
@TheDC2088
@TheDC2088 12 лет назад
I cannot believe I missed the con this year and these guys shared a panel and did this.
@meepymoof
@meepymoof 11 лет назад
I don't know much about Duke Nukem, but this is still one of my favorite videos on the internet.
@BLAozourus
@BLAozourus 11 лет назад
There literally HAS to be either a kickstarter or something to get him to read the whole book. Hell, I'll buy whatever book he's voicing as Duke. I mean it totally makes my inner god dance the seven veils.
@DanielGrocott
@DanielGrocott 12 лет назад
By far the best thing on the internet!
@pisse3000
@pisse3000 12 лет назад
Please go make it RIGHT NOW!!
@RutherfordMRV
@RutherfordMRV 9 лет назад
Now I have heard Jon St Jon speak about fifty shades as both Duke Nukem and Big the cat the internet is a scary place
@stoopidpants
@stoopidpants 12 лет назад
That was your inner goddess trying to get out.
@CptCruelty2626
@CptCruelty2626 12 лет назад
I would like him to narrate this like a book on tape, id listen to it.
@FuSUBLIMINALcKU
@FuSUBLIMINALcKU 12 лет назад
Thank you matt and pat for this glorious discovery
@Brianna-ys7qp
@Brianna-ys7qp 5 лет назад
*WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME A YEAR OF BEING A RU-vidR TO GET THIS AS A RECOMMENDATION??!??!* Oh wait! Is this my anniversary gift???☺️
@ryoga8170
@ryoga8170 Год назад
I'm here because of 2 Best Friends Play....RIP to their channel.😢
@joemack7709
@joemack7709 9 лет назад
Fucking hilarious. Need more on jon st. John To read this book.
@JosephGorbach
@JosephGorbach 12 лет назад
Now I want Duke Nukem to read me a bedtime story
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