Tech Specialist and Leader All Choice Dialogue | Mass Effect 2 Suicide Mission 

*Zaeed is chosen as Team leader 2* Miranda : "Well, at least he knows what he's doing" Narrator: "He doesn't"

I love how they're all like "we'll try our best in the vents Shepard" apart from Legion, who takes the time check it's gun, then pose with it before effectively saying "sure." What a fucking legend.

Garrus shaking his head no at 2:39 when jack says no one wants to take orders from you, is one of my favorite parts of this game

Shepard: "Space Hampster, You're in charge of the second team." Hampster: "....squeak" Miranda: "You have got to be kidding me..."

When Garrus says he'll do his best in the vent I cry a little

My boy Garrus is a natural born leader.

_"Someone who commands loyalty through experience,"_ she advised. And THAT is why Zaeed was a poor choice. His entire origin story is about him failing to command the loyalty of the Blue Suns! Zaeed's a lone wolf, not a leader.

Jack's right. Who in the world would want to trust Miranda? Loyalty through experience, thats a job for Shepard's turian boy Garrus

“Grunt.” “What?” “I’m sending you through the vent.” “…no.” “Come on, think of the irony.” “Yes that’s what wins battles, Irony.

Miranda: I'll lead the second team. Jack: Not so fast, bitch. Miranda: This isn't a popularity contest. *Shepard picks Jack* Miranda: Oh you've got to be kidding me Fuckin lol

I’ve been waiting years for someone to post a dialogue compilation on this 😂 Miranda’s critique on Samara is really interesting considering that she mostly travels alone; Samara even looks shocked she’s chosen. Miranda’s comment on Jack is hilarious 🤣 and her opinion on Legion was unexpected, thought she’d be against a synthetic leader since she went off at Joker for unshackling EDI; very interesting

2:38 I like how Garrus shook his head because he agreed with Jack

Damn, that Garrus headnod at 4:05 speaks volumes.

Miranda reaction to Thane, Jack and Kasumi as leader is killing me🤣

I’m honestly shocked that Miranda has a unique comment on Kasumi. Is this the only time a crewmate other than Joker comments on a DLC character?

Yeah there is *no* way I can pick anyone but Garrus for team 2. He's already led people in battle with diverse personalities and skills thanks to his team on Omega. Dude has enough trust in you to openly follow you with no hesitation while working with anti-alien terrorists. The dude also has a bit of an inferiority complex to Shepard so this is my Shep's way of picking him up and dusting him off while telling him "don't worry. You're a badass. You got this bro."

“You’ve got to be kidding me” lmfao Seasoned with that can’t-stop-smiling face, I’d pick Jack intentionally just for this reaction.

Bruh when u chose jack as the leader and mirandas comment had me dying 😂😂😂

Awesome video! Miranda's commentary on Tali and Jack were quite interesting. Can't wait for the other ones!

shep: grunt u lead the second team grunt : tells everyone to headbutt and kick collectors

I've always picked tali as tech, samara shield, garrus second team, mordin escort

I loved how if you noticed through the game, you can pick up notions on how well they could be in these positions. I chose poorly my first go around.

After all the lines of Garrus not trusting his ability to command after his team got killed, and he does a badass head nod when chosen to lead. I tear up every time I see it.

2:22 total badass moment ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thanks for posting this, I always wondered what the alternate dialogue was.

This is awesome and I thank you for it. God I love Miranda as a romance but she REALLY likes to butt in when it's not wanted. Haha

The dialogues of shepard choose Tech specialist for Mordin,Garrus and Jacob definitely death flag to me.

Grunt just flexing muscles when he is chosen

Kaumi is always my tech specialist to go into the shaft. Her hacking expertise combined with her ninja infiltration on her loyalty mission had me sold and i knew i would pick her over Tali and Legion

Huh... as many times as I've done this mission I have not heard most of this dialogue. I always instinctively send main man garrus as second team leader. My infiltrator varies from tali, kasumi, and legion.

Always choose Tali for Among Us, I mean crawling ducts, and Jack as shielder, as they will have lines for it in ME 3

You can't send grunt in the shaft? I thought that would've been hilarious

When I first played ME2, I picked Thane for the vent mission. I thought it was more important to have someone stealthy rather than necessarily a tech specialist. Both Shepard and Thane agree that Thane's good at infiltration missions, and Thane even makes a comment during the mission itself that he finds it a little comfortable in there, so I thought I had made the right decision. I did not make the right decision ;_;

Chose Zaeed as Fireteam lead since ya know combat veteran, experienced merc for decades... hoh boy was I wrong!

It's weird that Miranda comments on Tali's team being wiped out, but not Garrus'. The judgement is generally true, of course. Tali isn't a leader who commands loyalty, this was proven on Freedom's Progress, where her entire team effectively mutinied and got themselves killed. Garrus' team on the other hand was killed because of a combined assault from 3 merc organizations while Garrus was lured away by a traitor. I do think it's odd however that she considers Zaeed a good choice despite him primarily operating solo as a Merc for hire. What loyalty and trust would anyone have with Zaeed?

Picking Jack is probably the best troll you could throw at Miranda

Thank you for making this video.

Such a great game. I played it twice years ago but gonna play one more time. Basically an interactive tv show

This game is top 3 on my all time list. Nothing will beat the feelings on my first playthrough tho. I lost 2 people (Jack and Thane) can't believe it's been 12 years.

I picked Legion as tech specialist, I did his loyalty mission just before the suicide mission, so I barely knew him, I didn't want to risk send Tali or Kasumi so the Geth went. It turned out alright. Garrus was the leader of the second team because I trusted him. Samara dealt with the kinetic barrier I send Zaeed to escort the Normandy's crew Thane and Miranda fought the Human Reaper with Shepard.

Jack youre leader Mir: “ got to be kidding me” 😂😂😂

I really wish you could send grunt to do this,that'd be hilarious

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gave my ME2 Shep's armor Cerberus colours

I like how if you pick Garrus as the fire team leader, there's that little moment between Shepard and Garrus with that nod. Like, unspoken, between them, they both know what this means for Garrus: a second chance to make up for Omega.

Please tell me that armor isent modded It's DOPE AF What are the color combinations

3:39 this part always cracks me up from Miranda’s reaction 😅

Explaining Good Choices: Tech Specialists: *Legion* - He's geth. He's a geth infiltrator. *Tali* - Tali is a Quarian Engineer. She's a massive tech head. *Kasumi* - She breaks into vaults like it's nobody's business. Squad Leaders: *Jacob* - Jacob was an Alliance Corsair, who were Commanders of ships that were disconnected to the Alliance. Easy pick if you know. *Miranda* - It's not a popularity contest. Miranda is a good leader, having worked as a Cerberus Officer. She's so good, that for the second leader run, she doesn't even need to be loyal. *Garrus* - He's Turian, and he led his squad on Omega flawlessly until they were betrayed. If they had no betrayal, they'd still be there.

Shepard: "Garrus, you're in charge of the second team." Garrus: *"Breathes like a badass "*

3:43 I’ve never considered this as an option and now I think I’ll have to pick it every time, lmao

3:54 ummm Thats not Kasumi Shepard

Shepard: *Jack -- you're in charge of the second team.* Miranda: *You've got to be kidding me.* (If this was ever possible) Jack: *No one wants to take orders from you, Cerberus bitch. So get use to it.* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think Zaeed should be able to lead the second team tbh. But I'm glad Garrus is able to. Having him lead that team also works for his character arc.

It would be verry funny if you could choose anyone from your squad. Tech expert: Grunt

These are the best options Techs: Tali, Legion or Kasumi Leader: Garrus, Miranda or Jacob

I always pick Tali (LI/waifu) for vents, Garrus team leader on both parts and mordin for scout

Damn you Thane! You got Legion killed on my first run! 😂

It's kind of funny in a way. How Shepard comments on the Tech Specialists' qualifications, or how Miranda responds to your choice of Fire Team Leader are meant to clue you in on who's suitable and who's not. If she's critical of your choices and you receive a prompt to chew her out for it, then you know the choice in Fireteam Leader is a bad choice. The only two exceptions here are Zaeed and Samara. Apparently, both squadmates were originally planned to be suitable choice for 1st Fireteam Leader but were ultimately scrapped at the last minute. I guess they realized that Zaeed's a bit too unhinged and Samara was too much of a lone wolf to be suited for the task.

I chose Garrus to lead the team.....I liked the results

Such an odd remark for Samara as she's not a good choice for leader, same with Zaeed. I wonder if they were originally going to be good candidates but was changed sometime during development.

Everyone must be loyal offcourse. Tech Experts: Legion, Tali or Kasumi. Secondary Squad Leaders: Garrus or Miranda. Shielders: Samara or Jack. Best to escort crew back: Mordin. Tankiest to survive rear team: Grunt, Zaeed and Legion.

STILL so mad Zaeed wasn't a valid choice for combat team leader. Man with the most combat experience, founding member of the Blue Suns, literally the best option, but his DLC was half baked, so he gets no joy. I lost legion because of that.

In my playthrough of mass effect 2 with the original and the legendary edition I have legion as my tech expert And garrus in charge of the second team.

Lmao at Grunt flexing

3:43 Iconic

3:54 did he gave the ships AI the mission to crwal into the shaft?? dous that work? it has no physical appearence?

You know it always confused me as to why Samara fails to lead the team, Morinth I get, but Samara should he able to do a pretty ok job.

Jacob is the best choice for tech team He can take rocket on the face...!!!

I send Kasumi in the ventilator pipes and she died. Fuck. Should have sent legion since he can be replaced

I still want the option to send MIranda back as a crew escort to get rid of her snide comments (she wouldn't be loyal, he he he).

Zaeed has countless stories that end with everyone dying except him and Miranda thinks that’s a good leader.

No fancy speech?

For those that are True Rare John Commander Shepard big Admirers that care for his reputation have John (or whatever you called your male Shepard first name) one have him Romance Tali one of the COOLEST romance options, She has got A BOOBY GREAT TRAP, Sweet Hips, a Tight Ass 🍑. But anyway part Two don't help Liara on Shadow Broker DLC mission, after giving either gender Shepard to Cerberus instead of the Alliance or for A Salarian Think Tank Group that have would fixed the Commander she caused a small political storm, thankfully it's a miracle we prove Shepard's innocence saying it's an Alliance Black Ops mission they just work for the Commander not Cerberus John Harper the Illusive Man T.I.M. is not the boss he is only an temporarily Informant resource + get the Specter rank to return, so it's an official Alliance + Specter Jurisdiction Operation, but any Liara she don't deserve The Normandy Advance Delta Elite Squad's help not even help hack the terminals she's on House Arrest can't even come to the ship for a drink, if her drell friend dies so be it she probably deserves it. Three Final Plan you're gonna want to get the Worst Companions Jack, Jacob, Miranda killed, Jack Romanced or not in M.E.3 She always punches either Gender Shepard there's no excuse for that at all come with her being a Psychopathic Sociopathic Psychotic Biotic Slut ass Most Wanted Criminal Bitch don't upgrade heavy ship armor she dies first. Don't do Jacob nor Miranda's Loyalty mission, assign unloyal Jacob to Ventilation's job he dies second. Take Unloyal Bitch Miranda to the Prototype Reaper human hybrid giant Cyborg, after that Cyborg falls. John Commander Shepard starts setting the timer on the station power core to explode getting all Collector Aliens Killed. But John Harper the Illusive Man T.I.M suggest using time radiation to get the Collectors Killed leaving the tech in the Base Starion intact leaving them for Cerberus to use against the Reapers but also use against other Species allies. We'll be like No, you're not using that tech to kill any other species including Girlfriend's Species. T.I.M. says I didn't discard you because I knew your value. Don't be so quick to discard this facility. Think of the potential. We'll say I missed the part where that's my problem, since the Alliance can't have the Collector station base Cerberus won't have the Collectors station base tech. Shepard will be like: We'll fight and win without it. I won't let fear compromise who I am. He'll be like Miranda -- do not let Shepard destroy the base! She says Or what? you'll replace me next? I gave you an order. I noticed. Consider this my resignation. T.I.M says Shepard. Think about what's at stake. About everything Cerberus has done for you. You-- then Miranda gets the Holographic deactivated. Places the timing bomb on the Collector's base power core. But already know even that does not at all redeem Miranda all the Evil Unforgetful UNFORGIVIBLE SINFUL CRIMES she's, that hoe ass BITCH Still NEEDS TO DIE. As Well like to say BROS BEFORE HOES. Then they fight to get the New Giant Human Hybrid Prototype Reaper and when destroyed, the Platforms falls, they fall to the ground, debris fall on Miranda painfully killing her. How ironic it was Miranda standing above while Shepard was laying down in a life support Coma in so much pain while she helped Jacob Wilson save his life, but now it was Shepard standing above Miranda hoe ass Bitch while Miranda lays down in so much pain closely dying this time not saving her, but know this their positions shall never again be reversed. Operation BROS Before HOES Finished. He removes the debris above her, but is too late then Miranda BITCH DIES. Remaining Delta Elite Squad Great Survirors escape back on to Normandy Version Mark 2 Then Entire Obsolete Design Stupid ass Alien Collector's base gets Destroyed by getting burned inside + getting Blown Up 💥. Then when talking to T.I.M. on Normandy Version Mark 2 for the last time we'll be like WE FREAKING WON💫 FOOLISH OBSOLETE Alien Collector's BASE DESTROYED. YOU'RE LOSING 📉 BITCH 🖕🖕. Tell Jeff to break up the communication WOAAAAAAAAAH 🎆

I sent Garrus into the vent my first playthrough, he had tech powers in me1 so I though he would be able to slice the door.