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Ted Cruz Out-Slimes Himself, Trump Sues Hillary & the Awful People’s Choice Awards! 

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President Joe Biden is in Brussels for an emergency summit with our NATO allies, President Zelensky of Ukraine in inspiring people all over the world with his fashion sense, Putin products are all over Etsy, Donald Trump may have caught another lucky break thanks to a newly-elected District Attorney who appears to be backing off the case against him, Donny also filed a lawsuit against Hillary Clinton for conspiring to undermine his campaign, Mo Brooks of Alabama urged voters to move on from the 2020 election and is now getting dumped by Trump, Ted Cruz’s tirade at the Ketanji Brown Jackson hearings has inspired a spike in sales on Amazon, the nominees have been released for the “Awful People’s Choice Awards,” and a new edition of This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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@rebeccalyle8443
@rebeccalyle8443 2 года назад
Alvin Bragg should be thrown out of office. Don’t think we will forget or forgive. No one is above the law, you have placed Trump above the law. History will not be kind to you.
@snezanabrkovic5586
@snezanabrkovic5586 2 года назад
I feel he will be another William Bare
@cherylalvino6853
@cherylalvino6853 2 года назад
@@snezanabrkovic5586 Barr?
@amyfrancois9121
@amyfrancois9121 2 года назад
Are we seriously SURPRISED about Cancun Cruz?! 😒🤔🤨
@aviatrix1947.8
@aviatrix1947.8 2 года назад
You forgot Lindsay Graham storming out!! THAT was definitely an award winner!
@WALNUTS52
@WALNUTS52 2 года назад
Congratulations to Judge Jackson for showing class in the face of outrageous behavior from the Republicans...
@pauljansen1137
@pauljansen1137 2 года назад
"Ted Cruz out slimes himself"....I love the sound of that!!
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
We need to go back to a show called "You can't do that on television" Every time a lie is told, they get slimed.
@nicholasfarrell5981
@nicholasfarrell5981 2 года назад
I don't, it sounds gross.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
Been watching GB and Peter's line is 'he slimed me"😅😂😂🤣😁🌎🌍🌹
@acethayersr1586
@acethayersr1586 2 года назад
It is so sad when I was a boy growing up America was known as the ' bread basket of the world ' and the country that feeds the world. Look at us now fields lay fallow, farmers are paid not to farm , and we buy wheat and other grains on the world market like everyone else. It should begin to soak in on people that a nation that is not self-sufficient as we once were is subject to many vulnerabilities . Trade is a good thing as a luxury and not so much a necessity. We went from a nation of producers to a nation of consumers. And this is all Jimmy Kimmy cares about 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 года назад
@@acethayersr1586 no, it isn't all he cares about.
@4bibimimi
@4bibimimi 2 года назад
Boris Johnson looks delightfully uncomfortable and awkward.
@worldcitizeng6507
@worldcitizeng6507 2 года назад
Boris needs a new hair stylist 😅
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 года назад
Boris needs a different job, too.
@madkeithpet5892
@madkeithpet5892 2 года назад
Boris was born in New York so, providing he passed the residency test, could be President. Worrying isn't it?
@4bibimimi
@4bibimimi 2 года назад
@@worldcitizeng6507 Cuisinart isn't cutting it
@marywallace4086
@marywallace4086 2 года назад
@@madkeithpet5892 What presidency test? Dump was proof that the US does not have that.
@ernestoflores1057
@ernestoflores1057 2 года назад
That guy doesn't stop suing people. What a way to live
@andtrrrot
@andtrrrot 2 года назад
The look of utter disdain on Jackson's face to some of her questioners!
@thomasbayles8203
@thomasbayles8203 2 года назад
@Mirinda Tesin you and DPG watched the whole hearing and don't even understand what you watched. Don't you get that the objectives by Cruz and crew were to, at best, get this completely qualified woman to lose her cool and blow her top so people could question her temperament as a judge? And, at worst, make her out like she's some sort of strange person who has a soft spot in her heart for pedophiles? And, in the process, score political points with the likes of you two - their base. You two began looking at the hearing with a bias against Judge Jackson, because of her blackness and womanness, waiting for a gotcha moment. Lindsey Graham threw you two his fake outrage about how she gave pedophiles a slap on the wrist and you pounced on the red meat of this "gotcha moment" like savage pitbulls on a helpless old lady. Lindsey Graham voted to appoint this woman to the court where she sits now just a year ago and she had the same record. But now he's all upset. Judge Jackson sentenced people within the guidelines that these Senators provided. Josh Hawley and Tom Cotton combed through all her cases, picked out the ones where she gave lighter sentences. Presented them to America without giving all of the context of why she gave her lighter sentences in those cases. And you two jumped all over that red meat like a couple of coyotes on a chihuahua. Judge Jackson will eventually be confirmed to the Supreme Court, unless some Democratic Senator loses his or her mind, because the Republicans don't have the votes to keep her from being confirmed. The best the above mentioned Senators could do is make this black female candidate for the Supreme Court out to be too strange, too liberal, and too soft on crime. Open your eyes. Look deeper and question these people's motives when they make the moves that they make. And say the things that they say. Stop allowing them to play on your worst fears.
@lifestyleshomes4977
@lifestyleshomes4977 2 года назад
Calm and stoicism are not disdain. Explaining over and over again, to people with JD's what Judges do and don't do with the patience of Job, was remarkable. Thomas showed disdain to Anita Hill during his confirnation hearings. Kavanaugh’s angry, evasive and theatrically choking up responses were not SCOTUS-like. Jackson, on the other hand, maintained her cool even when Graham was repeatedly rude to her, never letting her answer. He's called Leslie because he's a Drama Queen. Cruz, after trying to play the CRT Card, put his head down and essentially said, Ok I'll get back to what Judges do, after KBJ thoughtfully addressed her old Hardvard Law Classmate, Cruz's question. Yes, Cruz and KBJ were classmates at Harvard Law, both graduating with honors. We could use some calm thoughtful demeanors in the SCOTUS.
@andtrrrot
@andtrrrot 2 года назад
@DPG Do you know what the charges were?
@lifestyleshomes4977
@lifestyleshomes4977 2 года назад
@Mirinda Tesin Yes, Cruz, Hawley, Graham & Blackburn, all tried to make attrocities out of truths, because it was FREE Campaign Ads-time. Graham voted for her in the 2nd highest court in the land. Now, he wouldn't let her finish her answers and stomps out of the room, like he's Trump. Drama Queen.
@lifestyleshomes4977
@lifestyleshomes4977 2 года назад
@Mirinda Tesin What other SCOTUS nominee was ask such a baited irrelevant question?
@lucycan6363
@lucycan6363 2 года назад
Got to hand it to the judge, she has the patience of Job! What a woman!
@Riclmnopp
@Riclmnopp 2 года назад
What is a woman?
@leonieromanes7265
@leonieromanes7265 2 года назад
Yep, 1000 times better than Brett 'I like beer" Kavanaugh.
@hitman9198
@hitman9198 2 года назад
@@leonieromanes7265 I'm not fan of Kavanaugh but at least he deserved to be nominated and can actually define what a woman is and doesn't support pedos
@malhondize3898
@malhondize3898 2 года назад
i think you mean jobe, what you typed was job.
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 2 года назад
The replies to your spot-on post are genuinely astounding
@gregpotts7
@gregpotts7 2 года назад
I would like to see a back to back comparison between Judge Barrett and Judge Jackson
@kenteague4802
@kenteague4802 2 года назад
add the beerman too
@fordkenisaacs6425
@fordkenisaacs6425 2 года назад
Better still comparison between judge Ketanji & Kavanagh
@Amyamy001
@Amyamy001 2 года назад
Loved Senator Sasse calling Cruz a jackass and Cruz sat there with a poker face, so stupid not to even realize he was talking about him and a few others. Thank you, Senator Sasse.
@blakethegreatone2058
@blakethegreatone2058 2 года назад
Lmao. Not much to say when the people saying he is stupid have about 2 IQ points to rub together between all of them. Lmao. To think that any politician is remotely useful is like saying poop flavored lollipops are the best.
@jsniagara8202
@jsniagara8202 2 года назад
@tahoe twilight please explain
@alanb287
@alanb287 2 года назад
Unfortunately for you you have no idea what stupid is
@leefrankel4191
@leefrankel4191 2 года назад
Only when I see DT actually brought to account will I believe it, though I continue to hope fervently for it.
@usa-pu9mh
@usa-pu9mh 2 года назад
What about biden being held accountable. He and hunter partnered up with other countries and sound Americaa srcrets and made bank.
@georgehays4900
@georgehays4900 2 года назад
Never gonna happen.
@rosenbaum75
@rosenbaum75 2 года назад
I heard when he was a kid Ted Cruz's family moved around a lot, but Ted would always find them
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 года назад
😁😆🤣😂
@brendaharvey4620
@brendaharvey4620 2 года назад
Love it and it’s probably true
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
A lost dog will always find its way home, even if it's to a family that didn't want him in the first place.
@momentswithmel7599
@momentswithmel7599 2 года назад
😆😆
@gatovolador7618
@gatovolador7618 2 года назад
He now suffers from what is called "eric trump syndrome"
@frankmcgovern5445
@frankmcgovern5445 2 года назад
Jesus Christ. It’s hard to enjoy the monologue after hearing that some corrupt SDNY hack has decided to let that disgusting, toxic, destructive thieving fraud get away with blatant criminality AGAIN! FFS WHEN is someone going to hold him and people like him to the most basic standards of legal accountability!? It’s just so goddamn dispiriting and frustrating. It’s not asking for much. Just the TINIEST measure of justice.
@GODHATESADOPTION
@GODHATESADOPTION 2 года назад
Yea Jimmy is TWACKED out. Is that the word meth heads use?
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 года назад
given enough time and a crowd to crow to, the tangerine twit will confess to (brag about) all the crimes he has ever committed... BUT WTF are we waiting for? Arrest him NOW!
@charliebrandt2263
@charliebrandt2263 2 года назад
Justice in USA: The rich decide. (in their favour)
@courtney5796
@courtney5796 2 года назад
Ketanji Jackson was spectacular. That hearing was surreal... Props to her for not falling for ridiculous trap questions.
@offsides7.7.7
@offsides7.7.7 2 года назад
That's exactly what they were too. It wouldn't have mattered now she answered that question they would have used her answer to attack her.
@offsides7.7.7
@offsides7.7.7 2 года назад
@DPG All I said was that question was a trap. Meaning, there is no safe way to answer that question without pissing someone off so she chose not to answer it. Just like Amy Coney Barrett refused to answer the question on Roe vs Wade. Staying silent was the right move.
@dougbarr7344
@dougbarr7344 2 года назад
Except it didn't know what a woman is like most demonrats
@miketustin4075
@miketustin4075 2 года назад
@@dougbarr7344 repeating idiotic comments from a drunk trans "judge" ? No wonder Trump loves the uneducated
@matthewjames7268
@matthewjames7268 2 года назад
She doesn't even have the guts to explain what a woman is ... oh yea really spectacular 😂😂
@Iseerightthruyou
@Iseerightthruyou 2 года назад
The bleep video at the end has me in tears....😂😂😂😂
@nhlpa17
@nhlpa17 2 года назад
Ketanji did a great job. I can't imagine 3 days of listening to conservatives.
@hitman9198
@hitman9198 2 года назад
You thought not being able to define what a woman is and supporting pedos is a good job. Lol wow
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
Ty. Even 3 SECONDS IS TOO MUCH!!!!🤐🤐😠😠
@nhlpa17
@nhlpa17 2 года назад
@@hitman9198 Well, you just summed up your low IQ. She does not need to define a woman to be a SCOTUS judge. Just like how tax accountants don't diagnose heart conditions. But good job jumping into the right wing talking points. As for 'supporting pedos'? You mean like Conservatives high fiving Matt Gaetz? You aren't very smart are you? Her testimony was pretty clear that she does not support pedos.
@yrmthr
@yrmthr 2 года назад
@@nhlpa17 wow. Must be difficult going thru life so stupid?
@nhlpa17
@nhlpa17 2 года назад
@@yrmthr lol I love when hamburgers with a keyboard chirp. Go sit down kid.
@meangene98
@meangene98 2 года назад
You know how these breakups go, Maga Mo & The Donald will back together in two weeks.
@fillhixx
@fillhixx 2 года назад
“All dogs do it”…..and after boofing enough beer, even some Supreme Court judges!
@mjack1935
@mjack1935 2 года назад
yes, all republicans do that after some beer.... dog humping
@theoldAlfmeister
@theoldAlfmeister 2 года назад
Defense attorneys for all 28 of those people and entities TFG is suing have the right to question him under oath. That should be interesting. Bring it on.
@vanscheurich2099
@vanscheurich2099 2 года назад
The IG and Senate hearings have already proven all of these defendents were involved in a conspiracy to overthrow a President. Yep..........should be interesting to watch Hillary's pie hole start to pucker up.
@krazycmcc3444
@krazycmcc3444 2 года назад
It was horrible to watch and hear how they talk to this woman in front of the world 😧😟🙏🇺🇸🙏🌍 and get away with it 🤬☢️ but at least a few Members did speak out against the way she was being questioned and Praised her for her Professionalism and Accomplishments 🙏
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 года назад
I just want to give you a heartfelt thank you Jimmy. I suffer from Autism and during the pandemic I fell into depression, which I still struggle with today. Your show has helped me get through the last few years which have been incredibly difficult and very draining emotionally and mentally. You always make me laugh and smile and forget about my problems. Thank you to you, your staff, and writers for always putting on such an great and entertaining show. You really have a positive impact on the world. Keep up the awesome work.
@thehound9086
@thehound9086 2 года назад
Hi Sherman! Can you grow hotdogs in your garden? Yes if you use the right furterlizer! 🤣😂👍
@1974fatback
@1974fatback 2 года назад
Sherman!!! Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 789😉
@dustin9132
@dustin9132 2 года назад
Yes I am thankful for Kimmel and Seth Myers too!
@katwalkable
@katwalkable 2 года назад
Yes many of us isolated and got depressed. This war is also a sad thing. 🙏 Helps me. Also comedians.😄
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 года назад
@@thehound9086 What??
@ronkirk5099
@ronkirk5099 2 года назад
I love it that almost every book the GQP'ers ban, burn or denigrate immediately see a huge bump to its' sales. Just exactly the opposite of what the GQP was hoping for.
@lesleyedgley8371
@lesleyedgley8371 2 года назад
I had never read "Maus" , but I have now!
@Morrow45105
@Morrow45105 2 года назад
Yeah the left is pretty sick in the head
@jessfrankel5212
@jessfrankel5212 2 года назад
When diaper donnie was at a G7 summit years back, he stood alone, looking very uncomfortable, knowing full well that everyone there despised him. Now, Bojo is going through the same thing. Couldn't happen to a lousier PM.
@kenhutchings4790
@kenhutchings4790 2 года назад
If anyone wears a diaper its the big guy aka Joe Biden.
@sea_triscuit7980
@sea_triscuit7980 2 года назад
@@kenhutchings4790 we've all seen Don's Diaper in his adorable tennis getup, don't try to change the subject haha
@robote7679
@robote7679 2 года назад
God bless her having to sit through days of this un-adulterated bullsh*t and doing so with such calm dignity and class.
@matthewwhitman5773
@matthewwhitman5773 2 года назад
M
@marvinmartion1178
@marvinmartion1178 2 года назад
It was a complete clown show! What kinda human beings voted for these children!
@robote7679
@robote7679 2 года назад
@@marvinmartion1178 The ignorant, the stupid, the cynical, the inhabitants of the right wing media bubble and self-acclaimed patriots who are determined to destroy the American democratic republic. A quote I heard, "Not all conservatives are stupid but most stupid people are conservatives."
@scottvollmar5259
@scottvollmar5259 2 года назад
she did better than i did----every time i see some of these rep i see traitors who supported an insurrection who seem to go unpunished----none of them should be senators
@jeffreylizak1259
@jeffreylizak1259 2 года назад
Do u remember the Kavanaugh hearing....that was bullshit....if this lady cannot handle all the pandering she probably cannot handle the pressure of the Supreme court.
@whtmasterd
@whtmasterd 2 года назад
Love the title 'Ted Cruz Out-Slimes Himself', that is a pretty high achievement considering he is so slimy.........
@hundo123
@hundo123 2 года назад
He's speaking of a US Senator, highly disrespectful...yet you teach to laugh at...if it was some liberal you'd sung a different tune...
@ladywhispers111
@ladywhispers111 2 года назад
Who thought that was even possible? 😂😂😂
@anncoffman4448
@anncoffman4448 Год назад
@@hundo123 learn English, ya mook
@rattlesnake3113
@rattlesnake3113 2 года назад
Just her expressions and reactions to these questions from the Republicans just screams how much more brilliant and intelligent she really is compared to these men in Congress.
@ihavetoreturnsomevideotape2760
@ihavetoreturnsomevideotape2760 2 года назад
How? Why can't she answer them?
@tabethahowell5859
@tabethahowell5859 2 года назад
Yepp
@tabethahowell5859
@tabethahowell5859 2 года назад
Yepp to nannieL
@raymondhinds3199
@raymondhinds3199 2 года назад
@@ihavetoreturnsomevideotape2760 those dumbass questions aren't worthy of a response.
@stevenbass732
@stevenbass732 2 года назад
Oh? You mean like she answered the question about women?
@spirit5228
@spirit5228 2 года назад
Boris Johnson standing alone wanting to be rescued reminded me of the British comedian Benny hill.. 🤣
@GGiblet
@GGiblet 2 года назад
Thank you for making me laugh! Hearing their dreadful questions has been a new high in lows
@andrewhall6401
@andrewhall6401 2 года назад
How are those questions dreadful.....one is actually a question on a high school test
@davescott2692
@davescott2692 2 года назад
What a weak and terrible administration!!!
@brandonallen3808
@brandonallen3808 2 года назад
@@davescott2692 You're right, Biden is a weak leader.
@hitman9198
@hitman9198 2 года назад
@@ilovetrue2571 wtf is that supposed to even mean lol
@ilovetrue2571
@ilovetrue2571 2 года назад
@@hitman9198 This is no time for laughter, just a little ways away there is a war going on and children are suffering and crying.
@harefeldm
@harefeldm 2 года назад
Thank you Jimmy for the Awards!!
@lizcrawford1249
@lizcrawford1249 2 года назад
You know what I love about American politics,it's never short of ridiculously hilarious!love your neighbour to the north! Canada
@jarekdesign1
@jarekdesign1 2 года назад
Great ! I loved your show Jimmy ! True, it was a freak show 😄
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 2 года назад
I think that a special award should go to the female newscaster who said in a dead serious voice, "to be clear, dog humping is not an indication of sexual orientation".....
@marvinmartion1178
@marvinmartion1178 2 года назад
It's more about dominance.
@edlane1883
@edlane1883 2 года назад
When I first heard this story my response was, “I bet the Bubba who dumped him has a secret huntin’ buddy”
@mtadams2009
@mtadams2009 2 года назад
@@marvinmartion1178 Exactly
@maryjanerx
@maryjanerx 2 года назад
@@edlane1883 the dog was on to him
@marywallace4086
@marywallace4086 2 года назад
I have to agree with the newscaster. Our aging female Chihuahua used to hump a smaller full Chihuahua, also female, in Costa Rica. We assumed that our Abby was merely showing her dominance while the other doggie readily allowed it. After a short while the humping stopped. Btw, Abby is neutered.
@dyskover
@dyskover 2 года назад
Hawley being allowed to participate in this procedure is outrageous.
@thelapander
@thelapander 2 года назад
Why shouldn't he be allowed?
@franklaferriere5754
@franklaferriere5754 2 года назад
@@thelapander Because he is a traitor. Like Trump and all Trumpsters are. And? They are the ones who support and defend the real pervs, like? Trump, Roy Moore and many others. I mean Trump's campaign manager for Kentucky Tim Nolan is now doing 20 yrs for child trafficking and his advisor George Nader? Trump hired him AFTER the Czech Republic threw him out of the country after serving time for 10 counts of child trafficking and possession of cp, is now awaiting sentencing in NY after pleading guilty on charges of? Child trafficking and cp.
@jamesmaddison4546
@jamesmaddison4546 2 года назад
@@franklaferriere5754 You have to remember dude, the right project everything they do onto the left remember?!?? Theyre like kids who are caught red handed saying I didn't do it they did it
@caddylover10
@caddylover10 2 года назад
quick question. at what point has anyone asked any question that was not about her professional performance or track record as a judge? No one has made any personal attacks towards her or her family in any way, they have not questioned her integrity just how she has done her job.
@franklaferriere5754
@franklaferriere5754 2 года назад
@@caddylover10 Are you serious?
@GrisouIII
@GrisouIII 2 года назад
« Tryin’ out the new pickets » That made me LOL!
@konstellashon1364
@konstellashon1364 2 года назад
Ted Cruz in the ACB hearings: "How about music, do you play any instruments?" Gee, what a contrast.
@lisakay8798
@lisakay8798 2 года назад
Dog humping is not an indication of sexual orientation. And, I'm dead! Lol
@Michael-ez3zg
@Michael-ez3zg 2 года назад
*Eric Frederick Trump 2014:* Bragged about access to $100 Million in Russian Money. He said, "Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia."
@WinstonSmith24
@WinstonSmith24 2 года назад
Weren’t the Trump family a private enterprise in 2014?
@WinstonSmith24
@WinstonSmith24 2 года назад
So a private family enterprise gets their financing from all over the world to make their best deals…sounds smart to me.
@johnpittscom
@johnpittscom 2 года назад
Big difference doing business as a private citizen and getting kickbacks from foreign aid through your crackhead son. Stop commenting if you don't know what the f*** you're talking about
@johnpittscom
@johnpittscom 2 года назад
@Lionel York the first impeachment was a lie and that has been proven. The Russian collusion was all orchestrated by the left and Hillary Clinton. They attacked our president with it. I consider them treasonous and they should pay the price for it. The second impeachment covered up the grift going on was Hunter Biden that we all know is true because the laptop. But you're still stuck on your Trump derangement syndrome. You won't see the obvious true that he was a God damned American hero and the last defender of our Republic. I pray for him to return
@WinstonSmith24
@WinstonSmith24 2 года назад
@@yo-yo-wallkski9227 You seem to forget that Trump was an international private businessman. I mean, not everyone can be in politics their entire life and draining the public sector like a leach, like Biden.
@schmodedo
@schmodedo 2 года назад
Mel Brooks is definitely a comedy legend, but Mo Brooks vs. Trump is still great comedy.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
I see a sequel to Spaceballs. Donald Trump as Orange helmet. How many A-holes do we have in this party? Everyone raises their hand....Ay sir! Orange helmet: "I'm surrounded by A-holes." A-holes: "Ay sir, king A-hole is our leader."
@ricimer9770
@ricimer9770 2 года назад
Perhaps there is a sitcom in it, Mo & Donny, about two senile old twats who get EVERYTHING wrong?
@schmodedo
@schmodedo 2 года назад
@@TheDarkness1 ☠☠🤣🤣
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
@@schmodedo There will be a time travel twist where orange helmet is sent back to the 80's and his socks have gone plaid. He meets Doc Brown and Marty at the Green Pines Mall. The Libyans then have a shootout with orange helmet.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
@@schmodedo The sequel will be called Earthnuts: How do you really milk an almond? Subtitle: Is it really almond milk or really nut juice? Orange helmet has to find the tiny almond nipples with his tiny little hands.
@AhmedHassan-ed5ue
@AhmedHassan-ed5ue 2 года назад
Thank you Jimmy 👍👍👍
@mungodegrijalva822
@mungodegrijalva822 2 года назад
Thank you to the gentleman & his family who adopted the fun loving dog. Sounds like he found a loving home!
@lindaouellette6656
@lindaouellette6656 2 года назад
Sad part is the idiots that gave him up are probably pretty satisfied with themselves, “knowing” they were right.
@Amyamy001
@Amyamy001 2 года назад
@@lindaouellette6656 I know, unbelievable! I hope they get their legs humped wherever they go for the rest of their lives for giving up that beautiful animal. Humping is a sign of dominance, which means the dog is infinitely more intelligent than his previous owners. He probably hated them!
@10640404
@10640404 2 года назад
My friends old dog humped my leg. I tried to avoid his dog after that, but I can’t deny that I got a good laugh out of the experience.
@lindaouellette6656
@lindaouellette6656 2 года назад
@@10640404 a lot of dogs boys and girls “hump” leg’s doesn’t make them anything but loving pooches.
@marywallace4086
@marywallace4086 2 года назад
@@lindaouellette6656 Fools are usually quite smug aren't they?
@ricimer9770
@ricimer9770 2 года назад
Thank you so much for showing the shots of our loathesome PM being ignored by world leaders, cheered me up enormously!
@JasonCarney.
@JasonCarney. 2 года назад
He was just "social distancing", trying to make up for not doing so when he should have, lol.
@lsfanatic5954
@lsfanatic5954 2 года назад
You know how honest a person is when praised and endorsed by Donald Trump.
@maraminjo2
@maraminjo2 2 года назад
🤣
@shiblishadik4579
@shiblishadik4579 2 года назад
wow
@jacobhendricks1557
@jacobhendricks1557 2 года назад
You know how honest a person is when they dont show the hole video... She may not be a biologist be she is a lawer.
@sukmynut
@sukmynut 2 года назад
.... Hillary is worse get over it
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 2 года назад
@@jacobhendricks1557 Where can I find this hole video? Is it in the same place as the square video and the triangle video?
@banditva8040
@banditva8040 2 года назад
I didn't see any of the presidents standing in a circle making fun of Biden. Like they did trump
@andrewcatalfina2576
@andrewcatalfina2576 2 года назад
I wonder why...
@scottpopowski902
@scottpopowski902 2 года назад
No maybe not the crowd , but why is whole world LOL !
@mattp6022
@mattp6022 2 года назад
@@scottpopowski902 just because you and inbread family are laughing at him doesn't mean the whole world is.
@TheRealThunder
@TheRealThunder 2 года назад
@@mattp6022 Scott's entire world is the trailer park he resides in... to be fair :)
@richiejohnson
@richiejohnson 2 года назад
@@mattp6022 You have uninformed and provincial opinions. Trump is the laughing stock of the world, and everybody knows it.
@laurettelaliberte8864
@laurettelaliberte8864 2 года назад
Supporting actress should have gone to Lindsay Graham.
@lordplagus02
@lordplagus02 2 года назад
If judge jackson doesn't get a job on the supreme court bench then she will make MILLIONS AS AN ACTOR. I would not be able to respond so calmly to such stupidity
@whiskey1bravo
@whiskey1bravo 2 года назад
Wow so funny I can't contain myself
@kathryncainmadsen5850
@kathryncainmadsen5850 2 года назад
Oh I love your awards montage. Genius.
@maddoxghostman4572
@maddoxghostman4572 2 года назад
The GOP questions during this hearing were as relevant as their political agenda. Lots of emptiness, no common sense and total deflection from the real issues that could possibly help Americans.
@daman737
@daman737 2 года назад
I thought they were pretty straight forward questions ?
@thelapander
@thelapander 2 года назад
Seemed straight forward to me what went over your head?
@davidmyhra4931
@davidmyhra4931 2 года назад
Yet your sides ideas are destroying the middle class.
@republicanred4863
@republicanred4863 2 года назад
Ummm....how, comrade? Do tell.
@captainfear2172
@captainfear2172 2 года назад
@@thelapander Anything outside Liberal talking points tend to baffle the Liberal useful idiots.
@Me_G.
@Me_G. 2 года назад
Thanks for making my day today, Jimmy. 💓
@dr.josephodonnell4339
@dr.josephodonnell4339 2 года назад
If that dimwit Kimmel makes your day then you really need to get a life.
@yrmthr
@yrmthr 2 года назад
God your life must suck
@jim007
@jim007 2 года назад
Jimmy makes all tRump supporters 😭😭😭
@robertoquinn7047
@robertoquinn7047 2 года назад
Brilliant! Keep up the reality!
@dreamscometrue5013
@dreamscometrue5013 2 года назад
The guys face behind Cruz is priceless…lol
@michaeljohnangel6359
@michaeljohnangel6359 2 года назад
I LOVED the Boris Johnson moment!!! Thanks for giving it to us, Jimmy! Boris is such a jerk.
@fatimamirza2100
@fatimamirza2100 2 года назад
Our dear PM is a tRump sycophant. That scene reminds me of the tRump sitting alone on the table, while the other world leaders mingled.
@simonmultiverse6349
@simonmultiverse6349 2 года назад
Speaking as a Brit, I could say a lot about floppy-haired Boris. He was fired from his first job (as a journalist) within a week or two, because he falsified a story. Boris is, unfortunately, my prime minister, and he's a blundering buffoon, who likes to make pseudo-intellectual quotations from Latin and Greek literature, while managing to evade every question which might show him in a bad light.
@simonmultiverse6349
@simonmultiverse6349 2 года назад
All the above and... the worst insult is that my taxes go to pay his salary! That's outrageous! Also, I have the (theoretical) ability to fire him, by voting against him at the next election. Normally, if I pay someone's wages and I have the power to sack him, that means I'm the boss, and I can tell him what to do. Unfortunately, Boris doesn't seem to realise this, and doesn't do anything I want. Furthermore, he thinks that HE can tell ME what to do! Something is rotten in this relationship.
@Amyamy001
@Amyamy001 2 года назад
Classic, loved it!
@fredzep01
@fredzep01 2 года назад
johnson is more crooked than a dogs hind leg !.. no wonder other leaders cold shouldered him he stinks of russian money. it will take months before any fruitful british sanctions happen, johnson and his friends will make sure it's painless as possible. they will just weather the storm as usual until the stupid members of the public forget about it and find some new celebrity face slapping news to confuse an titillate them all...
@teresalapier9354
@teresalapier9354 2 года назад
Every one of these GOP committee people gave ludicrous performances. Bless Ms. Jackson for showing such patience with these miscreants/ creeps.
@GODHATESADOPTION
@GODHATESADOPTION 2 года назад
Isnt jim twacked?
@GODHATESADOPTION
@GODHATESADOPTION 2 года назад
Hes on that biden pipe.
@TheGatman10
@TheGatman10 2 года назад
I can stand behind a lot of her answers during questioning. She’s extremely well qualified, but anyone who thinks pedophiles should have much lesser sentences than recommended isn’t cool with me.
@GODHATESADOPTION
@GODHATESADOPTION 2 года назад
@@TheGatman10 gat her down
@GODHATESADOPTION
@GODHATESADOPTION 2 года назад
Idiocy is patience now?
@jimough2441
@jimough2441 2 года назад
Thank you, your honor, for showing class!
@amytaylor21395
@amytaylor21395 2 года назад
😃 I know right lol Hope you are having a blessed day there?
@cindyyeager8627
@cindyyeager8627 2 года назад
Outstanding award for woman on raging pms, lindsey graham
@RLIAU
@RLIAU 2 года назад
One thing Jackson proved in the hearing is that no one in the Senate is her equal. She outclassed and outthought them all.
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 2 года назад
Ketanji Brown Jackson is literally more qualified than any two other supreme court justices combined and more qualified than the last three appointments combined
@brandonallen3808
@brandonallen3808 2 года назад
@@Dan-ud8hz Are you sure?
@gdawg561
@gdawg561 2 года назад
LMFAO!!! You should be a comedian!!!!
@dr.josephodonnell4339
@dr.josephodonnell4339 2 года назад
You are delusional.
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 года назад
@@gdawg561 No, YOU should. You obviously would fit in with the 🤡s like Cruz, Hawley, Loony Lindsey, etc.
@gus.smedstad
@gus.smedstad 2 года назад
When The Former Guy says a candidate is a "really honest guy" that means he's completely corrupt. TFG only says that sort of thing about people who think the way he does.
@jeffmartin9212
@jeffmartin9212 2 года назад
Yeah we need ‘Less’ Brooks
@middleguy1776
@middleguy1776 2 года назад
Absolutely. Because Bidens whole presidency hasn't been a lie
@johno7617
@johno7617 2 года назад
Never voting for the republican nutshow as long as i live
@nikolaipersad4098
@nikolaipersad4098 2 года назад
THIS!!
@Ornelas11B
@Ornelas11B 2 года назад
@@johno7617 Why do you wanna take women’s rights away? What did women do to you? Where are all the women at marching for women’s rights that Libraltard’s have taken away? We have a women looking to be elected to the Supreme Court who doesn’t even know what I women is. How stupid can you be?
@jimmuo9286
@jimmuo9286 2 года назад
Thank you for adopting the dog! I cannot believe how stupid people can be!
@bobbarker171
@bobbarker171 2 года назад
I do not like that man Ted Cruz. I do not like his right wing views.
@ShagWagon
@ShagWagon 2 года назад
Ibdo not like that man joe biden. I do not like his left wing views.
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 года назад
@@ShagWagon Boo hoo hoo 😭👶🍼❄️ He's still your president. And even better, he's Donnie's, Teddy's, and all other right wing fascists who are currently trying to destroy democracy in our country 😁😆😂🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@enough1494
@enough1494 2 года назад
Thank you! We need to laugh at this madness…..sending love to all…WE WILL SURVIVE THIS MADNESS
@AmericanWarrior882
@AmericanWarrior882 2 года назад
Asking a possible judge about him/her record is madness?
@joellunsford1982
@joellunsford1982 2 года назад
He's actually showing us his reading material. Sesame St., Trump coloring book , big bird etc. What a slime ball.
@gstevens8881
@gstevens8881 2 года назад
They're his grooming tools.
@radickalify
@radickalify 2 года назад
Funny no jokes on Hunter Biden lab top, Ashley Biden diary? Jokes on Biden himself when we all could think of many... Weird it's like whoever controls the TV controls the mind.
@winstonsmith6607
@winstonsmith6607 2 года назад
@@radickalify I loved that Jimmy Kimmel bit where he made fun of Judge Brown not being able to define what a woman is. Oh, wait. I must be thinking of a parallel universe where comedians made fun of both sides
@radickalify
@radickalify 2 года назад
@@winstonsmith6607 lol that would never happen..no mention of her giving pedophiles a light sentence either... weird right? Maybe Biden is worried what could happen to Hunter in the future?
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 2 года назад
@@radickalify It's very obvious that neither you nor Winston actually watched the hearings, because if you had you would have seen ... ah, forget it, it wouldn't have made any difference to you two parrots.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 2 года назад
Unnecessary Censorship makes me laugh uncontrollably sometimes to the point of pain.
@stephanieciccarelli918
@stephanieciccarelli918 2 года назад
WOW , TALK ABOUT GRACE UNDER FIRE ,KBJ IS THE BEST !
@MrRonfrank
@MrRonfrank 2 года назад
Ted Cruz can NEVER out-slime himself.......not enough slime in the universe to do that.
@religionisapoison2413
@religionisapoison2413 2 года назад
Trump out slimed his wife
@danielconner3553
@danielconner3553 2 года назад
Bingo
@carlstanford7607
@carlstanford7607 2 года назад
Trying out the new pockets. Lol. I spat my dinner out laughing
@raystanczak4277
@raystanczak4277 2 года назад
The Judge watching the “jackassery” was thinking...”Where were their mothers while they weren’t being taught how to act?” Disrespectful old farts.
@ansuajo
@ansuajo 2 года назад
I love Jimmy Kimmel's clear sighted skewering all the live long day!
@wopalongcassidy
@wopalongcassidy 2 года назад
Ketanji;s so smart. She's a gift to the US.
@Riclmnopp
@Riclmnopp 2 года назад
What is a woman?
@wopalongcassidy
@wopalongcassidy 2 года назад
@@Riclmnopp : Someone who identify's to their self that they are a woman.
@Riclmnopp
@Riclmnopp 2 года назад
@@wopalongcassidy How come you know that, but Kentanji didn't? Are you a biologist?
@trumpisarussianasset2324
@trumpisarussianasset2324 2 года назад
@@Riclmnopp : I wasn't vying for SCOTUS. Or being set up.
@Riclmnopp
@Riclmnopp 2 года назад
@@trumpisarussianasset2324 How is asking what is a woman a "set up question"? By the way a woman is an adult female human being.
@jollyrancher9016
@jollyrancher9016 2 года назад
Oh my God the awards were hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
@PortmanRd
@PortmanRd 2 месяца назад
Nice to see Boris getting some flack from Jimmy. 😂🇬🇧
@andrewguillemette420
@andrewguillemette420 2 года назад
It would of been hilarious if they had also censored the hands of the sign translator too
@warren52nz
@warren52nz 2 года назад
*_I'm guessing naming your new child "Vladimir" will take the same nose dive that naming them "Adolph" in Germany did in the late 40's._*
@bobfg3130
@bobfg3130 2 года назад
Well, Volodymyr is the Ukrainian version so....I doubt it.
@michaeljohnangel6359
@michaeljohnangel6359 2 года назад
The same goes for "Boris" and "Donald".
@marywallace4086
@marywallace4086 2 года назад
@@bobfg3130 How you spell names is very important.
@freya8133
@freya8133 2 года назад
@@michaeljohnangel6359 Donald already has gone down in popularity for names 😁😆
@echo9phpe
@echo9phpe 2 года назад
Your description of the uncomfortable looking Boris Johnson during the NATO conference photo shootings as someone "who cuts his own hair" and looks like "waiting for mum to pick him up" has made my day, it's absolutely spot on and will make me laugh for the rest of the day. Thank you!
@stevedavidson666
@stevedavidson666 2 года назад
And also calling him the Prime Minister of England will go down really well in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
@carolr7333
@carolr7333 2 года назад
Funny HOW awkward. Just walk up to someone, anyone and I'm sure you will be welcomed into conversation for many reasons. Yes, social anxiety is tough and but-for growing up in Brooklyn, I would have issues myself. However, this is a big part of his JOB! It is similar to being a great actor but surprisingly shy. No problem. However, she/he can't start telling the Director as they are rolling, "Um, I feel weird being this big villain...".
@ricklovelaec6442
@ricklovelaec6442 2 года назад
Boris Johnson, looks like Benny Hill standing there,
@chetstevens4583
@chetstevens4583 2 года назад
Because the left loves to make fun of people's looks and judge books by their covers. It's not their character that counts. it's the color of the skin and gender choice.
@gjaxx
@gjaxx 2 года назад
@@chetstevens4583 Seriously? The LEFT "loves to make fun of people's looks and judge books by their covers"??? The 'former' guy did/does it on an almost daily basis.
@PeyIs2Cool4U.
@PeyIs2Cool4U. 2 года назад
Oh it doesnt jimmy thanks for clearing that up cause we know how truthful u are
@amytaylor21395
@amytaylor21395 2 года назад
😃 I know right lol Hope you are having a blessed day there
@mariansmith7694
@mariansmith7694 2 года назад
I REALLY needed to laugh tonight. Thanks!
@nolasmith7687
@nolasmith7687 2 года назад
Brilliant! Love your awards…. That poor judge deserves a medal for the nonsense she has had to listen to this week.
@tinasan3870
@tinasan3870 2 года назад
So true. Her stone-cold looks were great. She must of been thinking: WTF ? What did this idiot just say ???
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 2 года назад
Amen to that. It couldn't have been more obvious if her critics would all were the same T-shirt with "I'm desperately diggin' for dirt on her" written on it.
@teresalapier9354
@teresalapier9354 2 года назад
The Nobel Peace Prize 🏆?
@biggn6801
@biggn6801 2 года назад
You killed it with the Idiots Awards!!!🤣😂🤣😂
@georgegaskin6809
@georgegaskin6809 2 года назад
Kimmel is the slime king!!!
@goggleheroomegamaple820
@goggleheroomegamaple820 2 года назад
our Late Yellow Lab used to hump the air when she got excited. XD
@wheresyouraloha
@wheresyouraloha 2 года назад
Oh Jimmy. What would I do without you I’m over here laughing so hard I’m crying! Thank you for your show thank you for you you clever man. Aloha from the big island
@diannaschmidt6545
@diannaschmidt6545 2 года назад
Aloha ⛅ 🇺🇸 😇
@gabrieli4734
@gabrieli4734 2 года назад
But Cruz is oblivious to the slime... so is MTG, Boobert and all the others...they love the fact that people of sanity are beside themselves with what they say....
@garrybutler610
@garrybutler610 2 года назад
So this where the 'tards hang out.
@Exercise-01
@Exercise-01 2 года назад
I stand with judge Jackson Maps lives matter.
@sandybayes
@sandybayes 2 года назад
Now you have a Justice to give you a greater supply of material!
@TimberwolfC14
@TimberwolfC14 2 года назад
I really feel sorry for Judge Brown having to sit through the circus of the nomination hearings. I can only imagine what goes through her head as she is forced to listen to the drivel from some of those who laughingly think they are smart. " Ye God's, it's like being asked questions by 5 year old's, although 5 year old's have the great excuse of being 5 year old's and these are the people who think they are qualified to run this country".
@vonakenyon7981
@vonakenyon7981 2 года назад
I watched the Kavanaugh farce (sorry I mean hearings) and those GQP idiots couldn't have been sweeter to him. Talk about a smooth ride. They don't give a rats a$$ about anything except defeating anyone Biden nominates.
@kenteague4802
@kenteague4802 2 года назад
They all need to be in an asylum
@middleguy1776
@middleguy1776 2 года назад
Did you feel bad for Kavanaugh too?
@middleguy1776
@middleguy1776 2 года назад
@@vonakenyon7981 so you support light sentencing for pedophiles?
@kenteague4802
@kenteague4802 2 года назад
@@middleguy1776 yes I felt he needed a few beers to get him over his nervousness
@WillRennar
@WillRennar 2 года назад
Cruz: [rants about a book] Book: [skyrockets on Amazon] Way to go, idiot! :D
@CS-pi5oc
@CS-pi5oc 2 года назад
Mighty, manic, maniacal, Mo. Lumpy, dumpy, frumpy, Trump. Two peas in a pod.
@jimmywhite3922
@jimmywhite3922 2 года назад
Still making me proud my name is Jimmy.
@jwhitman2447
@jwhitman2447 2 года назад
At least she didn't cry like a baby as Kavanaugh did.
@tylorstreett7824
@tylorstreett7824 2 года назад
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is such a class act
@ralphchristianson
@ralphchristianson 2 года назад
Unlike the Republicans questioning her...they are a joke, not a funny joke, but a joke...
@Riclmnopp
@Riclmnopp 2 года назад
What is a woman?
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад
@@Riclmnopp not your mother, you were bred in laboratory for bots
@billstetler6769
@billstetler6769 Год назад
She’s an evil act
@kepler186f4
@kepler186f4 2 года назад
Raphael... no hug for you!
@fredmartinez9597
@fredmartinez9597 2 года назад
I love Jimmy! ❤️
@michaeleasterwood6558
@michaeleasterwood6558 2 года назад
Joe looked healthy and happy in the group photo. Thank God he is president and not the orange demon
@evillyn7895
@evillyn7895 2 года назад
I get your drift, but could you please desist in linking us real working guys with the Ghastly Guru of Grift? Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
@DeepThought420
@DeepThought420 2 года назад
With all the dignity and grace of a goddess Judge Jackson listened to these morons try to make her look bad! They failed miserably! Respect
@susanbrogan6610
@susanbrogan6610 2 года назад
The questions that they asked her are absolutely childish!
@samir_1144
@samir_1144 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 Jimmy has been killing it lately!
@achuaviator
@achuaviator 2 года назад
Boris looked like what the hell am I doing here 🤣🤣
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 2 года назад
To be honest, he looks like that all the time.
@charlesgreenwald5819
@charlesgreenwald5819 2 года назад
So did Joe Biden
@gijgij4541
@gijgij4541 2 года назад
Many of us have wondered that, going back to when he was Foreign Secretary.
@Basically11
@Basically11 2 года назад
You can always Count on Ted to give us a show. I think he wants to be an actor.
@tomparshall2450
@tomparshall2450 2 года назад
That's just Ted doing his Cory Booker imitation or maybe Mad Maxine Waters !
@angelaveale3615
@angelaveale3615 2 года назад
As a Texan I wish he would go the f away.
@thelapander
@thelapander 2 года назад
So you don't think it's weird she let's pedos off easy 100% of the time?
@mrx1333
@mrx1333 2 года назад
@@angelaveale3615 Same!
@detectivepikachu3161
@detectivepikachu3161 2 года назад
actress*, she's so brave.
@sms7505
@sms7505 2 года назад
Trump's been in a really bad mood since he found out Biden can ride a two wheeler.
@cyeszin2818
@cyeszin2818 2 года назад
Lol love how they edited out all of the serious valid questioning for behavioral moments. There's a cell waiting for all of them 😄
@mothboy420
@mothboy420 2 года назад
"for behavioral moments" ????
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