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Ted Cruz Asked If He’d Fellate a Man, a Message for Don’t Say Gay Politicians & Have You Had An Orgy 

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President Biden got hit with an unidentified falling substance during a speech, the FBI has raided Rudy Giuliani’s cave over the past few weeks, Ted Cruz is on the road to do a live episode of his podcast at Yale and was asked a wonderful question by a young man who gives us real hope, a basketball fan glued herself to the floor at the Clippers/Timberwolves game, a new edition of “This Week in Florida,” one of our writers Louis Virtel breaks down the “Don’t Say Gay” laws popping up around the country, and since STDs are on the rise we thought it would be fun to go out on the street and ask people a simple but potentially revealing question - Have you had an orgy?
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@jesse_cole
@jesse_cole 2 года назад
Ted Cruz was faced with a real conundrum in that question. On a sexual level, he finds the idea very appealing, but ending world hunger goes completely against Cruz's moral worldview. I think he's gonna need more time on this one.
@enidmoraa4609
@enidmoraa4609 2 года назад
Hilarious
@eneobande7433
@eneobande7433 2 года назад
🤣
@mikeabel7577
@mikeabel7577 2 года назад
Now that is a funny comment.
@cpmf2112
@cpmf2112 2 года назад
You win the internet for the day.
@maggiesays7827
@maggiesays7827 2 года назад
I didn't catch what he said.
@carpathia0117
@carpathia0117 2 года назад
Standing ovation for Virtel! 👏👏👏👏👏👏💕
@bxi1547
@bxi1547 2 года назад
No
@miguelus.81
@miguelus.81 2 года назад
@@bxi1547 Yes.
@bookbwitched466
@bookbwitched466 2 года назад
ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON. Such condemnation, hatred & anger coming from folks who say they believe in love, acceptance & the golden rule. Actions speak louder than words & the cacophony from their actions drowns their words.
@bxi1547
@bxi1547 2 года назад
@@bookbwitched466 We also believe in biology and that man and woman exist for a reason. You can twist the facts all you want, but you can’t make me believe otherwise.
@bxi1547
@bxi1547 2 года назад
@@miguelus.81 No. You brainwashed people are comical. You probably believe there are 75 different genders.
@kaoko111
@kaoko111 2 года назад
Louis was on point and fabulous... We need more of him.
@emilyhartmann1794
@emilyhartmann1794 2 года назад
Listen to his podcast, Keep It!
@bigcat47
@bigcat47 2 года назад
Dude he was hilarious 😹😹😹
@hambonejones
@hambonejones 2 года назад
He cohosts a great podcast where this flavor is in full effect, fits called Keep It
@kaoko111
@kaoko111 2 года назад
@@emilyhartmann1794 I guess i need that in My life.
@kaoko111
@kaoko111 2 года назад
@@hambonejones Totally need it.
@eirenieve
@eirenieve 2 года назад
Louis Virtel deserves his own late night show. He would improve all our lives! 🌈💘🥰🤩💖🌈
@kaoko111
@kaoko111 2 года назад
Spot on and fabulous.
@DonnaPiaVocci
@DonnaPiaVocci 2 года назад
I would definitely watch!
@mcinnes51
@mcinnes51 2 года назад
So true he’s brilliant
@itsmrme4951
@itsmrme4951 2 года назад
Trolls
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 2 года назад
I wonder how Marjorie’s police complaint against Jimmy Kimmel is going 🤔
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
Probably laughed at and dismissed would be my guess.
@benlutz1974
@benlutz1974 2 года назад
Two officers were hospitalized for asphyxia, others are in danger. humans were not meant to laugh that hard for a full week.
@mandisaw
@mandisaw 2 года назад
@@benlutz1974 Nice
@teresabates1498
@teresabates1498 2 года назад
@@lillyanderson3623 I hope so
@michaelsalisbury1477
@michaelsalisbury1477 2 года назад
Mike Oxbig probably laughed at by the cops since she's a pathetic joke of a legislator!!!!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
"To end global hunger?... no. But if it gets me a cabinet position in 2024....?" -Ted's inner monologue, guaranteed.
@lynsthoughts3576
@lynsthoughts3576 2 года назад
it got him a senate seat
@hmoore5378
@hmoore5378 2 года назад
@@lynsthoughts3576 lmao
@carolsaia7401
@carolsaia7401 2 года назад
Actually...I watch some very gifted political psychics/Tarot readers and they were asking who had compromat... Ted Cruz does and it's with young men.
@bookbwitched466
@bookbwitched466 2 года назад
@@carolsaia7401 OH Goddess, after the hurt, shame, angst & evil they've dealt, please reveal that which they'd least like known.
@bookbwitched466
@bookbwitched466 2 года назад
@@carolsaia7401 Who do you watch? I used to but I've been trying to cut the drama from my viewing habits as I was spending my life grimly with trump & the trumiltons like MAGAs do. I cherish Cash Peters. Lena Rodriguez. Dave Johnson. Blessings.
@buddhacook1087
@buddhacook1087 2 года назад
"speaking of bowel movements, rudy ....."🤣🤣🤣 I luv it. A passing Aussie
@lovebirdsmusic
@lovebirdsmusic 2 года назад
i think i´m watching jimmys opening monologue for a couple of years now. for breakfast cuz i´m from berlin ... its just a great way to start the day. thanks jimmy!
@dleet86
@dleet86 2 года назад
I'm up in Sweden and am watching with my morning coffee, too. Not all of Americans are QAnon morons, but I have to watch examples to reassure me (I'm an expat).
@lovebirdsmusic
@lovebirdsmusic 2 года назад
@@dleet86 haha fair enough 😂
@poorsaintlazarus
@poorsaintlazarus 2 года назад
same thing!
@epona9166
@epona9166 2 года назад
Love Louis Virtel!!! Thank you for putting him on the air! I first saw him on Keep It, not realizing he was one of Jimmy's writers. Funny and a total hunk.
@themisguidedpoet1570
@themisguidedpoet1570 2 года назад
I came here for this comment! I was like I know him!!! Love him and Ira, miss Aida though.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 года назад
Hah. Keep It demonstrates the truly vaccuous 'content' he is willing to be part of. It is a terrible advert for his abilities.
@thomasdeas1941
@thomasdeas1941 2 года назад
As for Ted Cruz, what makes anyone think he hasn't?
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
Excellent point!
@terwillagermcghee4148
@terwillagermcghee4148 2 года назад
I'm not a gambler atAll..bet he has.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 2 года назад
his face does resemble a "soggy waffle".
@markhunter9313
@markhunter9313 2 года назад
🙌🏾
@moonliteX
@moonliteX 2 года назад
he hasnt ted or he hasnt cruz?
@jakors
@jakors 2 года назад
Awesome to see Virtel back on the show, delivering his own material. Great writer, great perspective, great delivery.
@GladysAlicea
@GladysAlicea 2 года назад
I think he's terrific and not bad on the eyes, either.
@rachelcarson7119
@rachelcarson7119 2 года назад
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? -Ernest Gaines
@epicgilgamesh4140
@epicgilgamesh4140 2 года назад
Imagine looking at Ted Cruz and thinking, "That man right there is an alpha. That's Texas!" He's a spineless blob fish.
@utubepunk
@utubepunk 2 года назад
I've seen blobs with more spine than Cruz.
@jasonarthurs3885
@jasonarthurs3885 2 года назад
Cruz isn't even in Lambda territory.
@justin9202
@justin9202 2 года назад
Hey! That's defamatory against blobfish!
@LevonAllen13
@LevonAllen13 2 года назад
Well…. That is Texas…
@ayadali9112
@ayadali9112 2 года назад
As a native Texan born and raised here, you won’t believe in 2018 when his supporters were campaigning for him with the slogan that he’s tough as Texas.
@kathiebradley5881
@kathiebradley5881 2 года назад
That was alot more yes to orgies than I expected 🤣
@ElroyMcDuff
@ElroyMcDuff 2 года назад
Same here haha!
@mandisaw
@mandisaw 2 года назад
Gender x sexuality ratio says a lot about who's participating too... Not many straight women in the mix, apparently 😅
@joannefitzpatrick992
@joannefitzpatrick992 2 года назад
Yeah, apparently the majority of people have orgies according to the sample of this Statistics. Really wouldn't have thought that
@tracer740
@tracer740 2 года назад
Question: Where does one go ... to find and participate in an orgy?
@karanjaemmanuel6700
@karanjaemmanuel6700 2 года назад
Me too.🤣🤣🤣
@jerrytai5714
@jerrytai5714 2 года назад
This segment is funny, witty, critical, and more than just entertaining. Virtel's comments are just brilliant and absolutely right to the point!
@dozzer009
@dozzer009 2 года назад
First time seeing him and found him absolutely delightful and on point!! Such a relatable young man!!
@liona1657
@liona1657 2 года назад
Jerry Tai- Agreed. I wish to have him at least 3-4 times a week.
@soniainnit3773
@soniainnit3773 2 года назад
He is soooooo fabulous!
@jacklittle1624
@jacklittle1624 2 года назад
No he is not funny at all. These laws are designed to protect children. Teachers have no business discussion sexual identity with very young children. This should be left up to the family. These laws do not go far enough in my opinion. There should be a 10 year minimum jail sentence to any teacher that attempts to push their ideology on children at this vulnerable age. I was not a huge fan of De Santis before, but he will be getting my vote in 2024.
@brettshort
@brettshort 2 года назад
@@jacklittle1624 you people are insufferable
@huangjun_art
@huangjun_art 2 года назад
NEW RULE: You can't write anti-LGBTQ bills, unless your browser history is made public.
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 2 года назад
New rule we counter all BS laws/bills with an exact opposite 😆 Here comes a dont say straight bill lol
@newtron9
@newtron9 2 года назад
You obviously haven't read the bill!
@hmoore5378
@hmoore5378 2 года назад
@@newtron9 you need to come out the closet.
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 2 года назад
Great idea
@b0bhumperdinck795
@b0bhumperdinck795 2 года назад
Keep your thoughts to yourself very low IQ thank you have a great day
@d.s.parentsr6502
@d.s.parentsr6502 2 года назад
Dan is on point. The prompt response to "have you ever been in an orgy" is "define 'orgy.'"
@Rucksacksepp
@Rucksacksepp 2 года назад
Member of the committee for orgy definitions here: It's 4 people or more. 3 people is a threesome, 4 people or more is an orgy UNLESS the 4 people include 2 couples, than it's swinging / partner swapping.
@dorothycollins2431
@dorothycollins2431 2 года назад
BRAVO for Virtel !!!!
@rangozilla6274
@rangozilla6274 2 года назад
I love Virtels segments. He should have his own talk-show.
@paulihlenfeldt9920
@paulihlenfeldt9920 2 года назад
Check out the podcast Keep It!
@taylortj7
@taylortj7 2 года назад
Game show*
@joshjoo1686
@joshjoo1686 2 года назад
Was thinking so myself.
@LanaMuckraker
@LanaMuckraker 2 года назад
We need more of Virtel's Wit. PLEASE VOTE HERE BY LIKING!
@GGiblet
@GGiblet 2 года назад
Please keep having Louis Virtel, he is fabulous and on point! And it was really fun to see my local news featured too💜🌈💜
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
Love Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and Virtel!! Looking forward to this all day 💕💕💕
@anneheimburger3186
@anneheimburger3186 2 года назад
And don't forget Aunt Chippie.
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 года назад
@@anneheimburger3186 and cousin Micky 🌹💖🇺🇦🇺🇸🌎🌍👀
@sunniejmh
@sunniejmh 2 года назад
This felt so wonderful to get our own little community news segment pure joy and I love his energy
@hobbesthegoblin
@hobbesthegoblin 2 года назад
Can we pass a federal law that if you want to ban "critical race theory" in your state, you have to at the very least explain what you think that phrase means? Cause most of them are vague enough that they essentially ban teaching history at all...
@muzak913
@muzak913 2 года назад
republicans and explaining ideas dont tend to mix
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 года назад
Plus the very act of wanting to, or trying to ban it **proves** it still needs to be taught.
@muzak913
@muzak913 2 года назад
@@Tao_Tology good rule of thumb: if it makes a republican seethe, its usually a good thing!
@narcopsy
@narcopsy 2 года назад
They do in fact want to ban the teaching of history, of anything that makes white people uncomfortable. Making a white person feel bad is worse than learning about civil rights, to them
@muzak913
@muzak913 2 года назад
@@narcopsy exactly right. true history is gruesome and obviously makes white american elites look horrible... because they were
@PoweroftheP00f
@PoweroftheP00f 2 года назад
Virtel could have his own show if he wanted tbh. I'd be here for it.
@JK-vp2ux
@JK-vp2ux 2 года назад
If you ever _saw_ chicken poop, you'd know that wasn't it.
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 2 года назад
Give the bird credit for finding a good home for it.
@carolsaia7401
@carolsaia7401 2 года назад
Maybe a smaller bird....
@tonia4934
@tonia4934 2 года назад
Lots of birds in barns.
@nicholasbrians254
@nicholasbrians254 2 года назад
Love this segment, would love to see it again! Great job Virtel!
@FabulousFadz
@FabulousFadz 2 года назад
"Speaking of bowel movements, Rudy Giuliani is in the news..." Now I can't stop laughing.
@carolsaia7401
@carolsaia7401 2 года назад
Fowl movements, I thought he said!!
@DK-zu6tt
@DK-zu6tt 2 года назад
@@carolsaia7401 That's great. It's when your bowel movement is extra foul...can I get a "yas" for diarrhea?
@GHSSense2010
@GHSSense2010 2 года назад
Texas Governor smuggled illegal immigrants across Several States this week From Texas to DC! He's really worried about gas prices!!
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 2 года назад
He didn't 'smuggle' anyone to DC. He returned them to the Democrats who let them in.
@GHSSense2010
@GHSSense2010 2 года назад
@@johnbrowne3950 Please explain more about trumps wall.
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 2 года назад
@@GHSSense2010 Check the stats. It was working until he lost the White House.
@MrTheHillfolk
@MrTheHillfolk 2 года назад
@@GHSSense2010 did the Mexicans pay up yet
@GHSSense2010
@GHSSense2010 2 года назад
@@MrTheHillfolk On the Bored wall ?? I . Trump said they would!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
Considering how many 'butt-dialing' incidents Rudy's had.. yeah, I believe his face opens his phone.
@dyent
@dyent 2 года назад
I'm ashamed that I had to read that multiple times before I saw the joke.
@PrissyTomboy
@PrissyTomboy 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 2 года назад
It’s incredible how he manages to butt dial people so much with a smart phone
@ronpflugrath2712
@ronpflugrath2712 2 года назад
Smart phone sorry rudy
@anneheimburger3186
@anneheimburger3186 2 года назад
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
@sballantine8127
@sballantine8127 2 года назад
MORE VIRTEL TELL IT LIKE IT IS!! One of the absolutely best skits I've ever seen anywhere.
@HailsBeGamin
@HailsBeGamin 2 года назад
As someone who lives in Florida PLEASE CALL AND REGISTER TO VOTE AGAIN THIS YEAR IS THE YEAR WE CAN GET RID IF DESANTIS
@teresabates1498
@teresabates1498 2 года назад
Vote him out
@HailsBeGamin
@HailsBeGamin 2 года назад
@@teresabates1498 vote him out!
@poorthing
@poorthing 2 года назад
absolutely! everyone double check your voting status....with all the GOP dirty tricks trying to block voting - it's best to check NOW. Find out your states primary and VOTE... straight BLUE....
@peanutbutter8986
@peanutbutter8986 2 года назад
I’m a Floridian and I will happily vote for DeSantis this year. I will be damned if I let these liberal lunatics try to ruin our great state and become a shithole like California.
@martyberry1917
@martyberry1917 2 года назад
God bless that young man!
@johnbrowne3950
@johnbrowne3950 2 года назад
Vulgar as they all are.
@davidwarren9204
@davidwarren9204 2 года назад
If Rudy gave them three phones, it means he has five phones.
@jonathanbethards3689
@jonathanbethards3689 2 года назад
I was thinking the same thing
@bookbwitched466
@bookbwitched466 2 года назад
Indeed.
@joselitojoseph2345
@joselitojoseph2345 2 года назад
if you believe anything that comer out of jimmy’s mouth that mean you are stupid wake up smell the coffee ☕️ Biden is better than trump 👌🏼
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 2 года назад
Or 7
@edgarcayce2.02
@edgarcayce2.02 2 года назад
Actually, it was reported that they found no less than 18 different devices there.
@whitneycreeden
@whitneycreeden 2 года назад
Virtel was fantastic. Smart and great delivery. He should do segments more often!
@Mindovermatter767
@Mindovermatter767 2 года назад
Please please keep doing this week in Florida
@FishandShips
@FishandShips 2 года назад
Lol, I cannot believe how many people admitted to being in an orgy on TV
@viralcompile5215
@viralcompile5215 2 года назад
I can't believe they've been in an orgy and I haven't. :(
@sydkiriakou2481
@sydkiriakou2481 2 года назад
Yes but mrs Palmer and her five daughter’s don’t count🖐😜🤣
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 года назад
It's more common than you think.
@davidadams2395
@davidadams2395 2 года назад
@@TheDarkness1 So common it doesn't seem taboo anymore.
@huletnadof313
@huletnadof313 2 года назад
I was in an orgy but only as a witness. Oh, and cuz like to watch.
@JerjerB
@JerjerB 2 года назад
Remember when Rudy Giuliani dressed up in drag and kissed Donald trump?
@KB-hd4iz
@KB-hd4iz 2 года назад
Only when I really want to hurl.
@eromnis
@eromnis 2 года назад
This guest host was the funniest thing on your show in a while. You should have more of your staff guest host or do bits like this.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 2 года назад
Virtel I love the guy you so right if only we had governors like him 😭🤗🥰
@IMEMINE.
@IMEMINE. 2 года назад
Old Sheldon… B Jimmy keep this dude he’s pulsating with a finger.
@monorail4252
@monorail4252 2 года назад
I am sure any image from gremlins 2 would have unlocked Guiliani's phone
@flapjackjuice3338
@flapjackjuice3338 2 года назад
So gooood
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 2 года назад
Ha!
@goodsoul7833
@goodsoul7833 2 года назад
💀
@mountainman4859
@mountainman4859 2 года назад
Years ago I was at the train station in Hicksville, NY and got pooped on by a bird. The people around me assured me I would have good luck from it. I said, ‘yeah sure!’ and laughed thinking it must be a New York thing as I never heard that in my home state of Idaho. Over the next couple weeks I had the best luck. So many good things, all unexpected, happened. After that I always looked for power lines to stand under or anything else birds might perch on that I could get directly underneath. But it never happened after that.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 2 года назад
Thanks for asking a question they are capable of answering. Much better than the trick questions.
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 2 года назад
Vote blue 2022
@darrmad3593
@darrmad3593 2 года назад
Yea you and like 3 other blind liberal lunatics that are still in denial that this administration is a complete failure.
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 2 года назад
We want more Louis on the show! He's GAYllermo.
@GladysAlicea
@GladysAlicea 2 года назад
Only much, much funnier.
@breeanaporter2554
@breeanaporter2554 2 года назад
He was entirely right. I paused wondering if my parents would see this 🤣🤣 Didn’t imagine they’d pick my answer 😂😇 -blue haired chick
@KittyCat22976
@KittyCat22976 2 года назад
🤣🤗😎
@mingleii
@mingleii 2 года назад
Lmfao alright we get it it’s you … You sure wanna let the world know you was in one huh
@marlowhadnot
@marlowhadnot Год назад
What your Instagram ? Lol
@opaladwyl
@opaladwyl 2 года назад
Please take the “Virtel it like it is” and make it a National commercial!!! Right on point!!
@corybourrier9722
@corybourrier9722 2 года назад
I didn’t know orgies were so common
@POWER-LINKS
@POWER-LINKS 2 года назад
You've never been invited?
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 2 года назад
They aren't they are confessing to a threesome.
@wheresyouraloha
@wheresyouraloha 2 года назад
Hey Jimmy Aloha from SouthPoint Casino in Vegas, brought my mom for some fun. We watch you every night 🤙🏽❤️😍love to you and your crew
@themorales6
@themorales6 2 года назад
More Louis, please! Love him! 😍😍
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 2 года назад
Drug possession, car-jacking, aggrevated assault, and resisting arrest...or what we call "the Floridian Bingo".
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 2 года назад
RIP GILBERT GOTTFRIED
@teresabates1498
@teresabates1498 2 года назад
A very funny guy
@rgncajun21
@rgncajun21 2 года назад
Knowing how full of himself Cruz is he proally took that question as a compliment thinking the guy thought he was attractive
@douglascope3129
@douglascope3129 2 года назад
PROALLY ??? What does that mean ? Learn to spell .. PROBABLY !!
@frankharris5934
@frankharris5934 2 года назад
No one including Ted, thinks he’s attractive
@plat2716
@plat2716 2 года назад
@@douglascope3129 If you didn't know what word they meant how were you able to spell it for them? Also if your punctuation is anything to go by you really shouldn't be complaining about other people's writing. Proally.
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart 2 года назад
@@douglascope3129 Probably misspelled from the word "prolly", which means "probably". If you know what it means, then why ask the question. You are not here to judge people on their spelling as if you have never made a mistake in your life. Get over yourself.
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 2 года назад
Pfft hahahah
@patrickjenkins6383
@patrickjenkins6383 2 года назад
Whoever came up with the "Orgy question" Idea deserves an immediate Pay raise ! 😂
@prague5419
@prague5419 2 года назад
Not ONCE...but TWICE I blew my drink out my nose! Thanks, Jimmy! Now get me those paper towels....
@blaynehamilton5133
@blaynehamilton5133 2 года назад
But Ted Cruz never said NO so the jury is out on that one lol😂.
@austinwalters3128
@austinwalters3128 2 года назад
I want more Jokes about Klan mom
@sasachiminesh1204
@sasachiminesh1204 2 года назад
Why is it that people NOBODY wants to get with are the ones who are so worried about sexual orientation and gender?
@lorraineclark4413
@lorraineclark4413 2 года назад
That's why- they're jealous.
@bev9708
@bev9708 2 года назад
THANK YOU Louis!!!!!!! Very well done indeed!!!
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 2 года назад
Virtel is hilarious!
@kellycasperhanson4426
@kellycasperhanson4426 2 года назад
I absolutely LOVED " Virtel It Like It Is!" Please make him a regular on the show!!!
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 года назад
I agree!
@radboston
@radboston 2 года назад
Bingo for Louis! Great commentary peppered by humor, awesome!
@abm360hello36
@abm360hello36 2 года назад
More Louis Virtel on Jimmy Kimmel!!!!!
@scott7119
@scott7119 2 года назад
Hey, I can accept the animal rights lady - her heart is in a good place. Ted Cruz - never...
@lulahbelb.3670
@lulahbelb.3670 2 года назад
Does she know what glue is made of though?
@CSCoolidge
@CSCoolidge 2 года назад
100% agree!
@scott7119
@scott7119 2 года назад
In centuries past - they would tar and feather bad politicians:)
@willmartinez5496
@willmartinez5496 2 года назад
Well Ted has basically already committed this act on Trump, metaphorically speaking. Man those phones Ted!
@keilyns9126
@keilyns9126 2 года назад
You STILL talk about him….you must want Melania’s spot in the bedroom so much.
@bige2012
@bige2012 2 года назад
And you dad did on you uncle.....metaphorically speaking, or not.
@lucidlythinking857
@lucidlythinking857 2 года назад
@@keilyns9126 what’s that mean. They won’t shut up teddy is wussy and trump has been shuffling around trying to figure out what’s going on grifting everyone around.
@CharlesSmith-io9fp
@CharlesSmith-io9fp 2 года назад
Is there any proof that it was just metaphorical? Ted certainly acted like it was a Hard question.
@CharlesSmith-io9fp
@CharlesSmith-io9fp 2 года назад
@@keilyns9126 Why shouldn't we talk about someone who is so desperate to keep his name in the news? It's what he wants, tell him to just lay there and enjoy it.
@chriskelly6559
@chriskelly6559 2 года назад
"Speaking of bowel movements" referring to Roody, spot on as well as funny.
@ElisandroDeLeon
@ElisandroDeLeon 2 года назад
"Hatriarchy" ....Im gonna start using that
@billy-joe4398
@billy-joe4398 2 года назад
I used to work in sewer lines and I got a lot of corn stories 😉
@ronpflugrath2712
@ronpflugrath2712 2 года назад
A bottom of the hole end of the line might be an arrow point
@markperkins5626
@markperkins5626 2 года назад
Virtel - 2022’s “Truth-Teller”. That segment was brilliant!
@jenniferjones3273
@jenniferjones3273 2 года назад
I said maybe to all of them. You never know! I appreciate the honesty!!
@STierLuck
@STierLuck 2 года назад
Keep doing this week in Florida this is amazing stuff
@newtron9
@newtron9 2 года назад
Not
@STierLuck
@STierLuck 2 года назад
@@newtron9 🤯
@livelifedontwasteopportuni1969
@livelifedontwasteopportuni1969 2 года назад
I’m in Florida. Lol. My neighbors are a bunch of Florida men.
@STierLuck
@STierLuck 2 года назад
@@livelifedontwasteopportuni1969 that’s the way it is 😄
@driedfred17
@driedfred17 2 года назад
I’ve been to some shows now and yours is the best honestly!
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 2 года назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 2 года назад
The orgy questions were HYSTERICAL 😂
@LizFromDecencyUnited
@LizFromDecencyUnited 2 года назад
Given the Separation of Church and State that is one of the foundational pillars of our government, I think that Congress should enact a Bill to prevent ANY elected politician from invoking the name of 'god', or any 'god', or any religious doctrine at all, when proposing legislation. At the Federal and state level.
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 года назад
Any amount of seperation of church and state has come in the last few decades. We've always been represented mostly by white male christians, and there was prayer in public schools until recently
@tonyalewis9053
@tonyalewis9053 2 года назад
Amen! 😉
@narcopsy
@narcopsy 2 года назад
We have a long time to go before we can try to make that happen. We still make kids invoke God every morning in public schools
@lorraineclark4413
@lorraineclark4413 2 года назад
But that would take GUTS, something the GOP despises and the Dems have none of.
@LizFromDecencyUnited
@LizFromDecencyUnited 2 года назад
@@narcopsy Yeah, I remember how much trouble I caused in grade school, in like, 1974 or '75 when I refused to say the Pledge because I a: didn't believe in god and b: didn't think it was a good idea to have kids pledge loyalty to the nation before they even understood what such a pledge meant, not to mention that making kids say it every day made it all kind of meaningless. ( I was one of those smarty whiz kids, knew just enough to know forcing kids to say the pledge was wrong!)
@designchik
@designchik 2 года назад
One of your best ever, Jimmy. 😂😂😂
@dr.denniskeenan6584
@dr.denniskeenan6584 2 года назад
I think society's thinking is evolving faster than the majority of lawmakers.
@suzannaramirez9689
@suzannaramirez9689 2 года назад
Great job thank you keep doing what you do make us laugh. 😂
@Deborah-nf7yr
@Deborah-nf7yr 2 года назад
“ or at least a friend with an unusual earring” - so funny
@ld7939
@ld7939 2 года назад
Thank you for giving a voice to the idiocy of new FL laws🤣🤣🤣😪
@jessequinonez9788
@jessequinonez9788 2 года назад
I just want you to know that I love your show keep up the good work
@newtron9
@newtron9 2 года назад
Yea right. what is good about it.
@blueforest2927
@blueforest2927 2 года назад
@@newtron9 Everything !
@HygienistDentist
@HygienistDentist 2 года назад
Preach Virtel!!!
@MRICCI8
@MRICCI8 2 года назад
Yay, Louis!! Love it!!
@rodbradley8052
@rodbradley8052 2 года назад
One could say that paying "lip" service to Trump is a "tiny" gesture. According to Stormy Daniels. 🤣😊🤣😂
@Baliane22
@Baliane22 2 года назад
Omg 😱😅😂you didn’t
@KB-hd4iz
@KB-hd4iz 2 года назад
No, Stormy did.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад
So, instead of Corn Pop, it was Corn Poop!
@krissykrupski4973
@krissykrupski4973 2 года назад
Louis Virtel!💙💙
@peglegjim3124
@peglegjim3124 2 года назад
THAT LAST GUY!!!😂🤣😅😂👍👍😂😂
@1LivelyRogue
@1LivelyRogue 2 года назад
Did Ted Cruz really pass the question off to the lady on the panel? What kind of man does that?
@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312
@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312 2 года назад
Cowardly Lyin Ted Cruz who has proven to be no man at all.
@teresabates1498
@teresabates1498 2 года назад
Isn't he the one that went on vacation when his people in Texas were in the middle of an ice storm with no power no water no nothing what a prince not.
@gina_st.george
@gina_st.george 2 года назад
You're being too nice... Referring to Cruz as a man.
@jamescherico749
@jamescherico749 2 года назад
Ted cruz and a man should never be used together, I'm an old man you make fun of my wife you're going to regret it
@asteverino8569
@asteverino8569 2 года назад
I really loved the last orgy guy's comments. Otherwise, Mr Virtel tells it like it is. Thanks 🙏🏽
@Quijanos1
@Quijanos1 2 года назад
Great transitions, Jimmy. Thank you for the smiles and laughter.
@dipsetplanz
@dipsetplanz 2 года назад
PERFECT Segway into Guliani 🤣
@trendywipp3715
@trendywipp3715 2 года назад
Jimmy missed the joke with the lady who glued herself at the basket ball game. Instead of using super glue he should have said "Krazy glue"
@amyjackson8725
@amyjackson8725 2 года назад
That is a name brand and a liability issue. They had to use the generic term, assuming everyone would understand.
@gljm
@gljm 2 года назад
Well we know that Cruz is very familiar with "Rimming" and "Tea Bagging" just ask Donald Trump !
@newtron9
@newtron9 2 года назад
Trump 2024 can't wait. That guy had so many accomplishments, unlike O'Biden
@hewlettwilliam4650
@hewlettwilliam4650 2 года назад
Also tossing salads
@pakcokok88
@pakcokok88 2 года назад
Love Jimmy
@eben4reel934
@eben4reel934 2 года назад
That “old Sheldon” delivery was scrumptious! 😋
@scottjordan7431
@scottjordan7431 2 года назад
I had heard that some teachers had taken it to the next level by not talking about any gender at all. No Mr or Mrs or Ms or anything that refers to gender at all.
@steve_beatty
@steve_beatty 2 года назад
Who can keep up with the 10000 pronouns they ...pardon me...zhey want us to apply to them now..FFS 😅
@stefanhoimes
@stefanhoimes 2 года назад
Heroes.
@DK-zu6tt
@DK-zu6tt 2 года назад
@@steve_beatty There are no more pronouns. Just use "they/them" and you are golden. It applies to all, and amoeba, which aren't gendered.
@silubr1
@silubr1 2 года назад
@@steve_beatty I agree, Stephanie, it’s really hard to keep up with that.
@steve_beatty
@steve_beatty 2 года назад
@@DK-zu6tt dunno..I don't want to offend anyone..I'll just try to be as all inclusive as I can while keeping things brief.I will call them all MA'AM..🥴
@BarbaraMatteau
@BarbaraMatteau 2 года назад
Jimmy always nails it!
@adancer3592
@adancer3592 2 года назад
The thought of touching Cruise makes me want to shower with hand sanitizer
@johnasap777
@johnasap777 2 года назад
Jimmy Kimmel is SUPER FUNNY😁😆😂🤣
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