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@RyanMercer
@RyanMercer 4 месяца назад
I once used an internet kiosk at a truck stop around 2002 maybe, now THAT was a nasty keyboard and it was stainless steel...
@doopo
@doopo 4 месяца назад
The two main podcasts I listen to are safety third and chuckle sandwich, it’s great to see the cross over
@seldoon_nemar
@seldoon_nemar 4 месяца назад
Soda cans are different in Hawaii because they didn't bother to import the latest canning equipment. They have larger tops
@yairakatz8688
@yairakatz8688 4 месяца назад
fascinating. I wonder what soda cans are like around the world!
@seldoon_nemar
@seldoon_nemar 4 месяца назад
@@yairakatz8688 remarkably similar. Hawaii is kinda unique because market size vs import costs made the change financially non-viable. The purpose of the smaller top is material savings, however less volume and higher costs makes it a moot point there. There's actually been several revisions to cans with the lids having shrank like 4 times at least. The original ones have the lid as about the same diameter as the barrel. Also, I bet you never noticed the manufacturers stamp in the bottom of a typical soda can. There's the micro dot printing about the beverage, but stamped into the aluminum dome on the bottom is a control number from the can production
@Zen_rebel
@Zen_rebel 4 месяца назад
Looks like the Chulk and “Schitt” are next lol
@BelindaShort
@BelindaShort 4 месяца назад
Golden Corral is one of the only places you can go and get a bunch of veggies, they have so many sides
@skasev
@skasev 4 месяца назад
Was wondering how the concurrent convo was going to happen with a throuple
@aidanstarke8303
@aidanstarke8303 4 месяца назад
Most formal introduction in the history of this podcast
@Rctive
@Rctive 4 месяца назад
oh lawd the bit rate during the windows segment
@michaelransdell
@michaelransdell 4 месяца назад
My dad caught me using the computer when I wasn't supposed to, like late at night, and his mistake was showing me how he knew. Never got caught ever again after that lol
@lavasharkandboygirl9716
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 4 месяца назад
Schlatt HAS TO be next!!!
@messyg-tar2251
@messyg-tar2251 3 месяца назад
Your goddamn domain has expired for the shop. How am i meant to buy shirts? Anyone would think that the hosts have been busy or something
@moarjank
@moarjank 4 месяца назад
Ted at 10:10 be like nah I'd win
@nadsozinc
@nadsozinc 4 месяца назад
Such a polite young man!
@Oosh21
@Oosh21 4 месяца назад
Cock is a small valve. Incidentally the wiki page for Stopcock says it's not to be confused with Cockblock. Not sure if this comment will survive.
@Trade4Lewt
@Trade4Lewt 3 месяца назад
another week another podcast bogged down by youtube, still not recommended whatsoever to me had to manually search safety third
@Pallerim
@Pallerim 4 месяца назад
Jeans gang assemble!
@Thedillpickle69
@Thedillpickle69 4 месяца назад
Where tf is allen
@Industry-insider
@Industry-insider 4 месяца назад
8:43 that’s called being on the internet too much or worrying about everything you hear without any proof, I’ve never gotten anything from fast food or buffet restaurants or known anyone that did
@ippanpedrozo1162
@ippanpedrozo1162 4 месяца назад
btw bret from ghost town living is most probably a grifter. just watch some videos searching 'ghost town living grifter'. i recommend the video 'off-grid grifters: the reality revealed' in which he has a segment about him. maybe your mind will be changed, maybe not, but something to think about
@Voyajer.
@Voyajer. 4 месяца назад
The vid from maggie? People have been poking holes through her conclusions almost as soon as she made it. Also the safety third crew has been to Cerro Gordo themselves.
@plutonasa
@plutonasa 4 месяца назад
At this point, I still have no clue what ted means by gooey (gui?) keyboard. Like, wtf does gooey mean? Use real words, man!
@noodlelynoodle.
@noodlelynoodle. 4 месяца назад
Gooey is a real word lol
@plutonasa
@plutonasa 4 месяца назад
@@noodlelynoodle. I know it is a real word. it lost any kind of meaning as Ted kept saying it.
@Imbatmn57
@Imbatmn57 4 месяца назад
Nice to know that ai is still useless
@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something
@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something 4 месяца назад
You sound like your sick
@gangstreG123
@gangstreG123 4 месяца назад
This show can't keep its Asian hosts around
@Evan_124
@Evan_124 4 месяца назад
Nigel is half asian though maybe he'll come back at one point I'm coping hard bro
@elucified
@elucified 4 месяца назад
First, Eugene leaves Try Guys. Now it's Nigel & Allen 😢
@rosetheblackcat
@rosetheblackcat 4 месяца назад
@@Evan_124we're all here for you. daddy Nigel is just grabbing milk from the store🥲he'll be home soon😢😭😭
@moarjank
@moarjank 4 месяца назад
Knowing him, it's not milk. It's thicker and rhymes with rum
@messyg-tar2251
@messyg-tar2251 3 месяца назад
Genuinely though, how come Nigel left? I saw a video a while ago that said it was linked to a thing with peanut butter and a dog, but the only time they mentioned that on any pod was well after he left, so is that just bs? Missing the vibe of him being around. I hope it's just him living in another country and there's no bad blood. In Allen's case, surely he's just off for a week right? Right?
@GoPotato69
@GoPotato69 4 месяца назад
William go get ur tungsten cube and make urs and ludwigs touch - sincerely, little willy
@beehard44
@beehard44 4 месяца назад
i am a little willy and i approve this message
@GoPotato69
@GoPotato69 4 месяца назад
@@beehard44 thank you little willy 👍
@Mememan-ny6yy
@Mememan-ny6yy 4 месяца назад
I hit a tire going 90 miles per hour on the tollway while listening to this podcast. 9/10 episode
@skateruwu
@skateruwu 4 месяца назад
I'm about 90% sure the "gooey keyboard" was just a normal apple detachable keyboard with one of those annoying silicone keyboard covers
@spartenz14
@spartenz14 4 месяца назад
Apple ipad gooey keyboard apples mushy gushy little sloppy toppy keyboard
@AMan-xz7tx
@AMan-xz7tx 4 месяца назад
Apply's icky-blicky yucky-slucky slimy-grimy-tiny keyboard
@Hunt_1776
@Hunt_1776 4 месяца назад
Take a shot every time Ted says "Apple Gooey Keyboard"
@yairakatz8688
@yairakatz8688 4 месяца назад
The fact that he never considered giving up made me laugh harder every time.
@Bearbytez
@Bearbytez 4 месяца назад
Saw yiur cement abou 30 minitea ago and npw im ourside wainting onan uber becays i justgot fired form my job
@skinwalker4511
@skinwalker4511 4 месяца назад
that whole segment was a 1:1 mirror recreation of what it's like to work retail.
@moarjank
@moarjank 4 месяца назад
Honestly may as well down the whole bottle
@rentaspoon219
@rentaspoon219 4 месяца назад
This will be referenced in the AI wars when we lose
@mateostenberg
@mateostenberg 4 месяца назад
NOOOOOO ALLENNNNNNN DONT LEAVE USSSSSS
@kieleyevatt2232
@kieleyevatt2232 4 месяца назад
+
@RC360
@RC360 4 месяца назад
The new fight strat of just saying "I have AIDS" was already a strat, see the 1995 movie "The Cure" starring Brad Renfro and Joseph Mazzello.
@ameyajoshi9457
@ameyajoshi9457 4 месяца назад
you have to invite shclatt next...
@micahrollins8353
@micahrollins8353 4 месяца назад
Schlafety schlird
@KickCaesar
@KickCaesar 4 месяца назад
Charborg would be possible then as well...
@pureexile1702
@pureexile1702 4 месяца назад
Yes jarred should be on here
@jogadorjnc
@jogadorjnc 4 месяца назад
shklit would be a great guest
@747RP
@747RP 4 месяца назад
Yes
@bjmand6236
@bjmand6236 4 месяца назад
"Real Engineering sucks ass"? Poor Brian :(
@yairakatz8688
@yairakatz8688 4 месяца назад
I've never heard of this man, but I think he should join the podcast as a safety third regular. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
@lilyhass9817
@lilyhass9817 3 месяца назад
His video he just put out had me in stitches as well! 😂
@SatanSupimpa
@SatanSupimpa 4 месяца назад
Hey Will, how's your analog photography hobby? You should collab with Grainydays. You should make a camera, or do a weird chemical film processing, I don't know. I just like both channels and I think this would be cool.
@legoman29981
@legoman29981 4 месяца назад
Dude this would be sick
@yairakatz8688
@yairakatz8688 4 месяца назад
Yeah!! William: put this on the project list!!
@HipyoTech
@HipyoTech 4 месяца назад
Someone needs a new keyboard? 👀
@shadymexican6272
@shadymexican6272 4 месяца назад
Fuck are you doing here
@AfterOwls
@AfterOwls 3 месяца назад
Find or make the worst keyboard imaginable
@gemhunter498
@gemhunter498 3 месяца назад
@@shadymexican6272watching Safety Third, obviously. Anything wrong with that?
@aputik2503
@aputik2503 3 месяца назад
make a gooey keeb build
@g3nd4y
@g3nd4y 4 месяца назад
apple's practically moist keyboard
@BelindaShort
@BelindaShort 4 месяца назад
RE: biting- I used to work in a group home and status of HIV is not disclosed for HIPPA reasons, but I know we had at least one person who bit people on purpose and told them they were HIV positive in order to keep people away from them. It was a response from years of abuse at the hands of carers :C
@metaltorso
@metaltorso 4 месяца назад
Golden Corral is loved mostly in poor areas because it's a set price per person and then you can literally eat however much you want, and then take anything else you want as leftovers. I'm broke and one day at GC would feed my family of 6 for like 3-4 days after. That's why some people swear by it, it got them thru some rough times
@gamingastronaut517
@gamingastronaut517 4 месяца назад
This is the crossover I've waited for
@littlekirby6
@littlekirby6 4 месяца назад
The fact that Ted said "tensile," right after a chuckle sandwich episode where schlatt used the word "tensile", makes me think he just happened to have it in the back of his mind because of schlatt lol
@gemhunter498
@gemhunter498 3 месяца назад
Haha usually, podcasts like this are recorded right after each other. You take a day, and just drive around during podcasts all day
@falsernet
@falsernet 4 месяца назад
The ballcock is basically the fill valve and float setup, so the toilet fills up all the way and then stops, without flooding your bathroom
@ChristopherAmrich
@ChristopherAmrich 4 месяца назад
From Cheeseburger in Paradise: "I blew out my flip flop Stepped on a pop top Cut my heel had to cruise on back home"
@Wildkidnoremak
@Wildkidnoremak 4 месяца назад
As a mailman, If you send it in an envelope, I wouldn't touch it. If you send it as a postcard I'd take a picture of the non address side.
@MisterSludge
@MisterSludge 4 месяца назад
What ever you just said was weird my guy...
@nickcage5102
@nickcage5102 4 месяца назад
I used to play DnD with my friends at a Home Town Buffet. I don't know how I'm still alive.
@yairakatz8688
@yairakatz8688 4 месяца назад
19 constitution
@Dootdodeet
@Dootdodeet 4 месяца назад
"Roll for initiative." "No thanks, I'm trying not to fill up on bread."
@nickcage5102
@nickcage5102 4 месяца назад
@@yairakatz8688 roll con score, no one should consume that much of gravey.
@gemhunter498
@gemhunter498 3 месяца назад
Awesome profile pic by the way
@yairakatz8688
@yairakatz8688 4 месяца назад
In the woods you wipe with leaves. ALWAYS test the leaf on your arm before using it down there to check if you have a reaction! Backpacking tips. Also, know your rash-giving plants.
@rosetheblackcat
@rosetheblackcat 4 месяца назад
i'm so glad william brought up the aluminum can video. that is one of my favorite videos of all time
@aidanclark196
@aidanclark196 4 месяца назад
Ted was on here before? Will was on Chuckle, but I don't remember ted being with these guys, though the titles never include yhe guests, so it'd take a while to chrck
@poodlevlogs2037
@poodlevlogs2037 4 месяца назад
i dont remember him either.. maybe i missed it tho
@jamopopper
@jamopopper 3 месяца назад
The keyboard y'all were talking about were the Apple Smart Keyboards that came out with the first iPad Pro models "Apple Smart Keyboard: iPad Keyboard and case for iPad Pro 10.5-inch, iPad Air (3rd Generation), and iPad (7th, 8th, and 9th Generation), Comfortable Typing Experience, US English - Black"
@DustinShort
@DustinShort 4 месяца назад
Not gonna lie, watching people stumble through a conversation with chat GPT is more painful than having to read AI generated articles
@GerinoMorn
@GerinoMorn 4 месяца назад
I did grew up with a PC, and an internet-capable one at that, but it was still times when there was just "a home PC". And Windows started (in a usable manner) using separated user accounts only from XP really (and on FAT32 drives it was as secure as a "please don't enter" sign on doors). We had to learn to leave NO traces, preferably of ANY activity.
@coffeebreak7668
@coffeebreak7668 4 месяца назад
Genuine question, if you bite someone and they die of the AIDS you transmitted do you get charged for the murder? In fact what are the implications of getting someone sick irrespective of intention, like hold on where is this thought going, is coughing on a train reckless endangerment?
@sarshrimp1476
@sarshrimp1476 4 месяца назад
I don't think you'd get charged with murder since it would take someone a while to die. I think people coughing on people during the pandemic got people an enhanced assault charge like battery
@coffeebreak7668
@coffeebreak7668 4 месяца назад
@@sarshrimp1476 Interesting, the more you know about the legality of applying debuffs to people
@lakovkreativity1451
@lakovkreativity1451 4 месяца назад
From Google: In most states, transmitting an STD can be categorized as either a felony or misdemeanor offense. This means that individuals who knowingly infect others with an STD may face criminal charges, with potential penalties ranging from fines to imprisonment. So I would imagine if they can prove the victim died directly because of your actions, they can upgrade the charge like they did with that guy who knocked somebody out and he died some years later
@zenmark42
@zenmark42 3 месяца назад
VAG is volkswagen auto group, ie audi porsche vw etc, so pass the VAG is kinda a thing with mechanics....
@PanoThePeakbagger
@PanoThePeakbagger 4 месяца назад
Guest: Hey look up this thing that doesnt exist and I cant describe properly. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing. Thats it! oh wait thats not it, look up thing thing thing thing.
@stewartcollindavid45
@stewartcollindavid45 4 месяца назад
iPad attachable keyboards are used by kids in schools to turn their iPad into a laptop. I still prefer when the kids have Chromebooks
@sybek1996
@sybek1996 4 месяца назад
Oh Jaysus he just said Ireland is in the UK, ohno. Also the bottle cap thing is all over Europe I believe, its to do with recycling, honestly I usually just rip it off if its annoying. Some bottles are ok others just make it really annoying to close :'D
@EpicManaphyDude
@EpicManaphyDude 4 месяца назад
dónde está niguelrojo?
@GerinoMorn
@GerinoMorn 4 месяца назад
Steganography, IIRC, is a pretty old thing. I read about very bad people sharing their very exploitative photos via pages like "imageshack" etc. - in some way encoded and hidden in pictures of e.g. flowers on a meadow. It doesn't boggle the mind to think that in like 15-20 years since I've seen that tech, it was expanded to a video form. Sure, the issue is that most (all?) video sharing sites reencode your video, possibly exactly (as well) to combat this kind of stuff. But you prob could easily have "auto-training" encoder/decoder to just have a site-specific settings. And the primary security of it is obscurity, hence it's not touted around.
@skyflier8955
@skyflier8955 4 месяца назад
Ted is perfect for the podcast, we need him AND Nile on one day
@emoryolsoff96
@emoryolsoff96 4 месяца назад
35:25 This man needs to stop saying gooey immediately
@tdolan500
@tdolan500 4 месяца назад
Why TF does Ted’s AI have so much vocal fry?
@Konym
@Konym 4 месяца назад
40:00 has to be the finest moment of this whole episode
@SarahTetris
@SarahTetris 4 месяца назад
Carbon dot membrane keyboard
@bmmbooshoot
@bmmbooshoot 4 месяца назад
why is so much of this some boomer looking for a keyboard
@2sleepy2silly
@2sleepy2silly 4 месяца назад
first nigel, now allen..??????
@RedHotMessResell
@RedHotMessResell 4 месяца назад
I love this conversation but for some reason can’t seem to get over the fact that Ted in this video. talks like my ex boyfriend. 😂 just the tone of voice and mannerisms. But I don’t think I’ve noticed this before and I’ve watched his content. 😂
@seldoon_nemar
@seldoon_nemar 4 месяца назад
Old Levi's specifically are valuable comma because their Factory burned down at one point in the past and they lost all of their original manufacturing documents Period they do not know when the first pair of Levi's was actually made comma or what it looks like
@conorbrady1839
@conorbrady1839 3 месяца назад
I had to run here from listening on Spotify. UK = The United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Great Britain is made up of England, Scotland snd Wales. Ireland is its own free republic, completely distinct from the UK. Easiest way to piss off an Irish person is to call them British or part of the UK! We share a common language but culturally we couldn't be more different.
@SheWhoWalksSilently
@SheWhoWalksSilently 4 месяца назад
Hometown Buffet had the best fried chicken, that shidd was CRISP. Also the unlimited chocolate milk was everything to me as a kid 🤩
@pineappleghost8149
@pineappleghost8149 4 месяца назад
This episode is favourite puppy
@ft6637
@ft6637 3 месяца назад
ok, so the bottle cap thing is a new EU regulation. It should prevent the caps from getting lost, because they found many of them everywhere at the beaches in the EU. By the way, Ireland is part of the EU, while the UK is not since Brexit. Only northern Ireland is part of the UK, which makes all the tolls and stuff quite complicated there...
@potatoonastick2239
@potatoonastick2239 4 месяца назад
He's so high this is awesome
@RyzawaVT
@RyzawaVT 3 месяца назад
asked some strangers in a video game lobby if they heard of the apply gooey keyboard and everyone stopped talking... not a great conversation starter 😅
@HalftimeRanga
@HalftimeRanga 4 месяца назад
I am actively loosing braincells rn I thought yall would bring out the smarts, but ted bought us down to a chuckle sandwich level. I love it, 10/10, shared to my design engineers at work to ask how much they like designing shit ole digger buckets 😂
@MrNoipe
@MrNoipe 4 месяца назад
dude looks like a de-aged captain disiluusion
@SamuraiGuy
@SamuraiGuy 4 месяца назад
They're getting all sorts of guests I would have never expected here, but they're all people I get excited to see as guests!
@4077Disc
@4077Disc 4 месяца назад
so, how did alan die?
@wiltse0
@wiltse0 4 месяца назад
55:20 we find out William has an externalized morality complex, instead of internalized.
@coolcoolercoolest212
@coolcoolercoolest212 3 месяца назад
The 50th time he said "apple gooey keyboard" i wanted to thtpw my phone out the window. Was he drunk or something?
@NekoNinja13
@NekoNinja13 4 месяца назад
them using chatgpt was hilarious and I forsee the downfall of humanity when the ais get tired of answering our dumb questions 🤣
@burntalive
@burntalive 4 месяца назад
We were robbed of the nilered cameo
@Pollux99135
@Pollux99135 4 месяца назад
I don’t think engineering sucks ass i find it really interesting actually. I really enjoy what I do
@CommonBovine
@CommonBovine 4 месяца назад
We were so close to getting to hear from Nigel 😢
@korina1816
@korina1816 3 месяца назад
There should be a cracked TV in the back with all the junk just streaming Nigel
@TheModernMachine
@TheModernMachine 4 месяца назад
Does chatgpt sound like babish from binging with babish to anyone else?
@ft6637
@ft6637 3 месяца назад
The American school system and especially sex ed seems so fucked up to us Europeans 😂
@MrDarthT
@MrDarthT 3 месяца назад
Does anyone have a link to the "windows as a video" that they talk about?
@overtasked618
@overtasked618 4 месяца назад
I always forget that william is a dad and i just freak the fuck out when I hear it again.
@Trade4Lewt
@Trade4Lewt 3 месяца назад
stripbowl, newgrounds circa 2007 is my core memory.
@jakobfindlay4136
@jakobfindlay4136 2 месяца назад
I got a computer from an elderly man that had died i found his stash...
@Star_2507
@Star_2507 4 месяца назад
111
@Blasharga
@Blasharga 4 месяца назад
engineering friend of mine makes a lot of money making car doors sound "right"
@minimumwage2169
@minimumwage2169 4 месяца назад
Chatgpt is like talking to a real customer support now.😮
@zachh6868
@zachh6868 2 месяца назад
Wait, Why do I remember seeing that can video? Wild
@TheSpookiestSkeleton
@TheSpookiestSkeleton 4 месяца назад
get taofladermaus on the podcast please PLEASE please
@revanas_9593
@revanas_9593 4 месяца назад
can someone find di apple gooey keyboard? thanks
@GuyPerson-jt9tv
@GuyPerson-jt9tv 4 месяца назад
Can you tell me about the Apple _Gooey_ Keyboard?
@exileisland2675
@exileisland2675 2 месяца назад
Seeing Ted in the same room as Will and Kevin is so weird.
@safrimmons2956
@safrimmons2956 4 месяца назад
I miss allen
@sterbot5584
@sterbot5584 4 месяца назад
Is ted drunk this episode? Or is this just how he talks?
@theminecraft4202
@theminecraft4202 4 месяца назад
sex ed, where you learn about the porch and the pagoda
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