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Tennings Listens To: '300 Video Game Jokes', An Audiobook 

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Get ready to slap those knees, and split them sides, because we're listening to an ENTIRE video game joke audiobook!
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@themanwiththebabyhands4650
@themanwiththebabyhands4650 3 года назад
If you don't laugh at all 300 jokes. You're not a true gamer.
@Rottenberg666
@Rottenberg666 3 года назад
I think i just don't understand humor anymore.
@Omnishredder
@Omnishredder Год назад
@@Rottenberg666 nah, only joke that was good was the kirby sucks, but for the wrong reasons
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok Год назад
Donkey Thong
@MysteriousJojo
@MysteriousJojo 3 года назад
Imagine waking up in the morning and remembering you wrote 300 Video Game Jokes
@Gatorade69
@Gatorade69 3 года назад
At the end of the day he probably made some money off of it... I actually hope he didn't but the fact they keep pumping out similar books tells me otherwise.
@kieranhurst8543
@kieranhurst8543 2 года назад
I don't have to imagine...
@MiyaMam948
@MiyaMam948 Год назад
@@kieranhurst8543 are you the guy
@MrGrizzzlik
@MrGrizzzlik Год назад
Everybody gotta pay bills. Looks like a weekend amount of work at most - copy paste jokes from Reddit, pay Rashid on fiver to design cover. Then mommy will buy it for some unfortunate (man)child.
@theHOOD61
@theHOOD61 3 года назад
You look like they guy from Fahrenheit when the happiness bar depletes
@Hanfgurkenhasser
@Hanfgurkenhasser 3 года назад
Such a rare, yet incredibly fitting description. My sides!
@maesejesus
@maesejesus 3 года назад
Quick, someone, play some Theory of a Deadman!
@Samouraii
@Samouraii 3 года назад
I love how the narrator just read the visual jokes, couldn't even be arsed describing them
@liquidchris5215
@liquidchris5215 3 года назад
im surprised he could read the whole book without crying and audibly buckling over in despair
@mechabroski9993
@mechabroski9993 3 года назад
"Walking in on your brother and mother having intercourse be like"
@grantmejia6430
@grantmejia6430 3 года назад
Ya that was jarring, I was so confused. I thought my brain was broken.
@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319
@storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319 3 года назад
"My wife left me cuz i bought a nintendo, guess it was time for a switch" "What do you think of my jokes? you need to brush up on your jokes, they haunted me. you should probably go back to your retail job." So we all gonna ignore Hayden Fox's cries for help?
@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334
@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334 3 года назад
IS THE MAN OK
@tothz.2590
@tothz.2590 3 года назад
I love how like 60% of these "jokes" are just bad memes from like 2014.
@Aliens2Exist
@Aliens2Exist 3 года назад
all of the 'jokes' are just play on words and references i love u tennis pls upload more
@JamieRobert_
@JamieRobert_ 3 года назад
Tennis lol
@sigmatic_cartel7780
@sigmatic_cartel7780 2 года назад
Deuce!
@vinegro4579
@vinegro4579 6 месяцев назад
I like Tennis too
@Mr.Pallanza
@Mr.Pallanza 3 года назад
5:29 To be honest, the _"Yo mama so fat, _*_even Kirby can't eat her_*_ "_ joke knocked out a good chuckle out of me, the only time I was laughing was just looking at Tennings how unflattered and cringed he was the whole time. Happy New year, Tennings. The year 2021 is bright.
@SayChidz
@SayChidz 3 года назад
We need an ASMR of tennings sighs and groans during this entire debacle
@onurspears
@onurspears 3 года назад
moans too plz
@LHudson
@LHudson 3 года назад
Video reported: I saw a man die for 33 minutes
@t0mbst0neyt
@t0mbst0neyt 3 года назад
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half
@massiveprogressive9488
@massiveprogressive9488 3 года назад
0:00 seconds into the video XD
@Tennings
@Tennings 3 года назад
What could be a more fitting send-off to 2020 than by giving ourselves one final torture? Hope that you hate it! The Sopranos review will be uploaded in January, but you can also follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/Tennings if you want to harass me into getting it out quicker. In the meantime, stay safe, and (un) Happy New Year!
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 3 года назад
Don't even have the will to harrass you on RU-vid 2020.... happy new year
@markkoetsier6475
@markkoetsier6475 3 года назад
At least it gave me a solid motivation for burning through my alcohol supply. All those non-existent parties couldn't.
@kmatt420
@kmatt420 3 года назад
The sopranos game in 2007 was horrible. Can not wait to hear your review !
@budaroddy
@budaroddy 3 года назад
Happy new year dude much love from here
@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457
@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 3 года назад
@@kmatt420 *2006
@samnelms3369
@samnelms3369 3 года назад
the irish man returns for the annual video solstice
@lazymodsv37
@lazymodsv37 3 года назад
Your reactions to the jokes are funnier than the jokes themselves lmao
@Jenny_MCII
@Jenny_MCII 3 года назад
What did creeper said after hearing these jokes? This ssssssucks.
@DoctorInk20
@DoctorInk20 3 года назад
This "comedy" died harder than the Dreamcast. And now I've made myself as sad as Mr. Tayto. Happy New Year!
@MegaBYSON
@MegaBYSON Год назад
cruel human
@callumsparrow4379
@callumsparrow4379 3 года назад
Why are jokes about Sonic, a franchise owned by SEGA, compiled within the section of Nintendo-related jokes?
@kkryder9176
@kkryder9176 3 года назад
Uhh... Smash Bros. I... I guess???
@retsuza
@retsuza 3 года назад
Reusing the Knuckles joke was frankly sloppy
@fatcat2137
@fatcat2137 3 года назад
i wanted to say that this was intentional and to be ironic but i guess thatd be too 'clever' for this kind of, uh, 'book', considerin the level of its 'jokes'
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 3 года назад
I mean SEGA games have been released for Nintendo consoles, so....
@VacantHaven
@VacantHaven 3 года назад
Why does Tennings make such good content? Because he's such a fungi! ......hello...?
@Tennings
@Tennings 3 года назад
Blocked and sued for emotional distress.
@VacantHaven
@VacantHaven 3 года назад
@@Tennings don't be having a 'block' party now.........hello?
@budaroddy
@budaroddy 3 года назад
Actually funny jokes: 5:29 11:25 (the one Tennings says) 18:45 WTF dude?? 20:26 that moment when he runs out of jokes and need to comeback to the yo mamas jokes after a few seconds of silence 28:49
@UndeadFrankie
@UndeadFrankie 3 года назад
3:53 the delivery is so bad lmao 😂
@mels7769
@mels7769 3 года назад
I feel like you started regretting it as HILARIOUS jokes were filling the room with laughter.
@sinsoftheswamp8346
@sinsoftheswamp8346 3 года назад
Finally you make a good video. this had my loling with laughter me and the boys watched this on titled towers while my fat mom yelled at me for being 36 and living at home. Keep it up!
@roundabout468
@roundabout468 3 года назад
18:45 Shit got real for a sec there
@EhrisaiaOShannon
@EhrisaiaOShannon 3 года назад
He has risen, boys!!! Lol. Is that The Esteemed Mr. Tato on your computer screen? Lmiao. 💜☘️💜
@Kiptracx
@Kiptracx 3 года назад
"What do you call a Pokemon that can't move very fast? A Slowpoke." Well it's been good and all but, ultimately, I think I would like to turn in my resignation letter and give my two weeks notice for life. It was a good time and an interesting experience but I just don't think it's gonna work out. I'll clean out my desk by today.
@chewinggumsandwich2341
@chewinggumsandwich2341 Год назад
my favorite joke is How do you get pichachu onto a bus? pokemon. never fails to impress.
@TXiCN
@TXiCN 3 года назад
18:49 The AI that created this book gets lazy here and steals memes from 9gag.
@Notnyhandke
@Notnyhandke 3 года назад
tennings bi-yearly videos are genuinely quite comforting .
@MisterSpinalzo
@MisterSpinalzo 3 года назад
I think the narrator is just reading meme templates out loud in the fortnite section. Which obviously doesn't work if you don't have the goddamn corresponding image.
@hamedalzarooni442
@hamedalzarooni442 3 года назад
"Written by hayden fox" He didn't write shit
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 3 года назад
Jesus he's pronounced Samus the same way as Albert Camus (cah moo). I see we have an epic gamer in our midst!
@dr.proton1580
@dr.proton1580 3 года назад
At first I didn't know who he meant... Also his pronounciation of Yoshi (Joschi)...
@LuminalSpoon
@LuminalSpoon 3 года назад
Samus can do but Sartre is smartre
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 3 года назад
@Brandon Gray Ah yeah fair dos I'll edit that lol.
@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334
@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334 3 года назад
samus is THE most influential philosopher of the 20th century
@lyndislegion287
@lyndislegion287 Год назад
This probably wasn't intended by either Hayden Fox or Tennings, but this video is a great help when I have trouble falling asleep. I never made it past ten minutes until I fall asleep
@bhaveshpraveen7742
@bhaveshpraveen7742 3 года назад
Every yo momma joke= 1 step towards the liquor store. Happy New year and hope there's one nearby.
@martincampbell2208
@martincampbell2208 3 года назад
You can tell half of these are stolen from memes due to the janky set up and delivery
@josephchambers2000
@josephchambers2000 Год назад
Some of them don’t even make sense without the image and are just words.
@paarlarum9585
@paarlarum9585 3 года назад
Oh man it's a good start for the year when you upload
@klownfromouttatown1188
@klownfromouttatown1188 3 года назад
I found your channel when I first stumbled on the Batman Begins video and I kid you not I had tears in my eyes from laughter. Your humor, wit and delivery are so good and it make your videos so entertaining to watch that it's a shame not more people are aware of your channel's existence. Keep doing what you do brother, you're amazing!
@Adonk
@Adonk 3 года назад
6:03 He does sound like his wife left him to be fair
@themanwiththebabyhands4650
@themanwiththebabyhands4650 3 года назад
It would have been funny if there was no punchline and it was just that.
@liquidchris5215
@liquidchris5215 3 года назад
"my wife left me because i was playing fortnite too long and didnt pay attention to her or the kids, this isnt a joke i really want you back honey, please answer my calls"
@ryampeguero7711
@ryampeguero7711 3 года назад
Half Nintendo “jokes” weren’t about Nintedo’s games
@stetson_elam
@stetson_elam 3 года назад
The triumphant return! Still my favorite channel on RU-vid. And what a beautifully disgusting way to bring in the new year. Glad to see you back Tennings! It's all down hill from here.
@Feneture
@Feneture 3 года назад
Woo he's back! Was just watching through some of your older videos the other day. Hope your 2021 is full of jokes and good games 😂
@evanhanley6437
@evanhanley6437 3 года назад
He's back boyos. Great to see you Tennings. I hope you had a great Christmas.
@Ultrawr
@Ultrawr 3 года назад
This is exactly how I’m vibing into the new year. Thank you.
@morgenmuffel12345
@morgenmuffel12345 3 года назад
If I remember correctly, in one of the AVGN episodes the exact same Ouija (Luigi) board joke was written in a Nintendo Power magazine. I'm fairly certain, more half of the jokes are simply copy-pasted from the internet.
@lucasmr3215
@lucasmr3215 3 года назад
I was just about to comment this too!
@AtmosFabula
@AtmosFabula 3 года назад
I have been watching this channel since its inception. I have endured all of the breaks, I laughed, I cried, but nothing hurt me quite like this. I am truly, deeply sorry you had to go through this, what's even worse is that I couldn't sit through to the end, on the eighteenth minute, I had to stop, for my sanity, if nothing else. I couldn't sit through to the end...at least not today, but I will be back and I will finish this one day...someday soon.
@noneofusisalive
@noneofusisalive 3 года назад
Happy New Year, Tennings! Good to see you again
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 3 года назад
Well I survived 2020, I can handle those jokes... Edit: 19 minutes in and I need a drink
@callumsparrow4379
@callumsparrow4379 3 года назад
Even Mr. Tayto is deeply saddened by having to sit through these awful jokes. Mr. Tayto getting sad is like Mudkip getting sad: how is that even possible?
@GameApologist
@GameApologist 3 года назад
Deeply upset that RU-vid did not notify me of more Tennings goodness.
@phantomknight3430
@phantomknight3430 3 года назад
Awesome welcome back buddy
@streamspoart2671
@streamspoart2671 3 года назад
Owh hey, glad to see you okay in this rough year, see you again in 2022 👋🏻
@MrNewVegas101
@MrNewVegas101 3 года назад
Dude your back ! Thank you man ❤️
@JoeLewis14
@JoeLewis14 3 года назад
The type of person who enjoys a joke book is also the same type of person who finds improv comedy funny.
@GraveReaperCushions
@GraveReaperCushions 3 года назад
I know a guy who used to do improv. He's a full-on Covid denier now...
@josethebioform7519
@josethebioform7519 3 года назад
@@GraveReaperCushions lmao fitting. In all seriousness tho some improv works in comedy but improv on its own rarely does. I mean alot of what robin williams did was improv same with bill murrary but that wasnt exclusively their comedy it was more of just a tool
@mobythelion3882
@mobythelion3882 3 года назад
@@GraveReaperCushions good I hope he lives a great life. because obviously covid is faked by many to let us buy more products for our use
@drakertheheartbreaker2771
@drakertheheartbreaker2771 3 года назад
Where not going to see him again another 6 months
@retsuza
@retsuza 3 года назад
How does Donkey Kong react when he sees a boat He goes A P E S H I P
@Callofduty799
@Callofduty799 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@josephchambers2000
@josephchambers2000 Год назад
Ok, but now I have the image of Sonic literally using Knuckles as a battering ram to get through doors and that is funny.
@robertanderson9447
@robertanderson9447 Год назад
It would make a bit of sense, Knuckles uses Sonic and Tails as boxing gloves in Sonic Heroes.
@twistedgamerfromhellreborn9959
@twistedgamerfromhellreborn9959 3 года назад
It's great to see you back man..
@DevonPalmer98
@DevonPalmer98 3 года назад
Lucky bastard, I’m stuck in this 2020 hellhole for 16 more hours
@weeballsbigpenis4114
@weeballsbigpenis4114 3 года назад
2 hours left mate, I'm in 2021 I'm currently fighting in a Jeff bezos funded robot uprising, good luck when you get here
@Sh0gun117
@Sh0gun117 3 года назад
Yeah Tennings. Love the Finding Francis shirt.
@maineduboisesq.7528
@maineduboisesq.7528 3 года назад
I've been waiting my entire life for this.
@jimbo2revengeance
@jimbo2revengeance 2 года назад
i love how there are clearly memes in the book, memes that require context of the image to understand, yet the narrator just reads the top and bottom text like it's just another narrated joke.
@kclink1579
@kclink1579 3 года назад
2:57 Yoshi is not a Dinosaur, Yoshi is a Yoshi.
@Pancake327
@Pancake327 3 года назад
I tuned out after 14 minutes and woke up with a gun in my hand
@ZC-Infinity
@ZC-Infinity 3 года назад
"What do you call a pokemon that can't move very fast? A Slowpoke!" ...That's not a joke, idiot, that's an actual Pokemon! It's like saying "What do you call a guy who uses a mop? A janitor!"
@markw.loughton6786
@markw.loughton6786 3 года назад
Welcome back you mad bugger lol you have been missed. Hope to see more content soon. :)
@spikefallgaming8411
@spikefallgaming8411 3 года назад
Love ya man!
@murderedwaifu
@murderedwaifu 3 года назад
This is the Quality content I wait 6 months for
@killingtimeonline
@killingtimeonline 3 года назад
This is the Ride to Hell: Retribution of joke books
@lebonk8081
@lebonk8081 3 года назад
Happy holidays tennings!!!
@aaroncregan98
@aaroncregan98 3 года назад
Why did I sit through this.
@xxx_donvanvliet_xxx
@xxx_donvanvliet_xxx 3 года назад
The gradual monochrome filter throughout the video is absolute kino
@rigtio8887
@rigtio8887 3 года назад
1:55 Oh boy, we are in for a wild ride
@slothsong080
@slothsong080 3 года назад
One to celebrate a new Tennings video and one for the new year depression. Thanks for two reasons to begin drinking on New Years Eve an hour after I woke up.
@KotyoK1
@KotyoK1 Год назад
Like.. I can't believe you actually made me watch all of that
@sparkles1410
@sparkles1410 3 года назад
I love how the video slowly loses its color as the jokes go on! 😂😂
@SilvianPenguin123
@SilvianPenguin123 3 года назад
Happy 2020 v2! #869: 17:56 #870: 19:24 #871: 19:43 (Taken)
@bobbythompson4867
@bobbythompson4867 3 года назад
The legend has returned!!
@ignotumperignotius630
@ignotumperignotius630 3 года назад
Around 11:20 Tennings manages to get out a chuckle and the cursed thing immediately punishes him.
@mangckyatmamon
@mangckyatmamon 3 года назад
Holy crap. Never clicked so fast in my life. Best way to end this crappy year eh?
@ViolentElements
@ViolentElements 3 года назад
Tennings spotting that Herschell Gordon Lewis Arrow boxset like a real gem of a human being
@ericf112
@ericf112 2 года назад
This encompasses the last two years perfectly.
@JennyTheNerdBat
@JennyTheNerdBat 3 года назад
3:01 ok, this one was actually kinda funny :D
@OneUponADime
@OneUponADime 3 года назад
Welcome back
@quackeroo4553
@quackeroo4553 3 года назад
Weeeeeee Tennings is back!!!!!
@sirveauxhtom9717
@sirveauxhtom9717 3 года назад
Hayden Fox is the name of Craig T. Nelson's character in the tv show, Coach.
@marinn00
@marinn00 3 года назад
A Christmas miracle Tennings is back with a vengeance
@datguyfoss3915
@datguyfoss3915 3 года назад
I didn't realize how starved for Tennings content I was until I was willing to subject myself to half an hour of horrible jokes with him.
@bassettgames8076
@bassettgames8076 3 года назад
You are back... you are finally back
@SunnyTacos
@SunnyTacos 3 года назад
Poor Samoo I thought her favorite food was the varia suit.
@the-brown-dad
@the-brown-dad 3 года назад
3:45 can you burn a Luigi board?
@massiveprogressive9488
@massiveprogressive9488 3 года назад
Every time you stared off with that depressed look, my mind visualised the camera zooming in slowly with 'The Sound of Silence' playing in the background I gotchu, bro!
@timeless8920
@timeless8920 3 года назад
Some of those facial expressions made me laugh! Ha
@ClazziquaiR
@ClazziquaiR 3 года назад
2020 just got a tiny bit better 💙
@denjowim2359
@denjowim2359 3 года назад
Oh boy... Only 6 Months between this and the Last Video? Damn.
@Samureai
@Samureai 3 года назад
I REMEMBER WATCHING YOUR STUFF WHEN I WAS 12. HOPE YOU ARE DOING GOOD.
@PikminandOatchi
@PikminandOatchi 3 года назад
02:25 "Wynaut" is the name of a pokemon.
@chrisken8902
@chrisken8902 3 года назад
Cheers, dude! What WHISKY are you drinking ? HAPPY NEW YEAR !! :)
@Mr.Pallanza
@Mr.Pallanza 3 года назад
Signs the world wouldn't end this 2021: *_Tennings Uploaded_*
@funwithoutpants
@funwithoutpants 3 года назад
I can't stop staring at Pooh bear on the side looking all sad from behind the tree.
@Channeleven2345789
@Channeleven2345789 3 года назад
4:49 I think that joke was lifted near verbatim from an issue of Nintendo Power.
@blemisheddiscgaming6464
@blemisheddiscgaming6464 Год назад
I just watched Shite Games #10. Just stopped in to say, I really wish you would do another one of these!!! It was fucking hilarious
@DurradonXylles
@DurradonXylles 3 года назад
5:12 And that's the joke that truly shows it was written by an American. In the US, on top of clinging to pedestrian usage of the imperial system and calling football "soccer", we don't use the terms "primary school" and "secondary school" to describe the education system for 5-18 year olds. To keep the culture lesson blissfully short: I'll just say that "middle school" and "high school", of which the latter was the basis for that pun of a punchline, are essentially the Yank equivalent of secondary school (middle school, sometimes referred to "junior high school", is typically for 11-13 year olds, and high school is for 14-18 year olds).
@streptococo4735
@streptococo4735 3 года назад
honestly your reactions were funnier than the jokes itself
@CarbonBeast
@CarbonBeast Год назад
This video is a masterpiece 😂
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