Terrible Maps That Will Provoke You 

This is by far the best toycat channel because it supports us geography nerds in the most relaxing and fun way possible.

The fact that he didn''t notice how wrong many continents were shaped in the majiruana map was hilarious.

The fun thing about that last map is that Wyoming without the W is still Y-oming.

Some backstory on Sewer Cat and his name: about two years ago a litter of kittens was born in my neighborhood to an unknown cat. Two survived to adulthood, of which we deemed Black Kitty and Grey Kitty. (IDK if they were male or female, but we just deemed them male in our imaginations) The two of them lived in the sewer drain near my house and would often be seen playing with one another in people's yards. Grey Kitty was very friendly and loved to have his belly rubbed. He would sometimes just come hang out with us on the porch. He wouldn't accept any food we gave him, oddly. Black Kitty was very skittish but would eat wet cat food so long as we left him alone. I never was able to pet him. Apparently some folks on the other street started regularly feeding the two on their porch and Black Kitty was ultimately adopted as an outdoor cat to this family and he goes in and out of the house a lot. Grey Kitty disappeared about a year ago... I don't know what happened to him. I hope he too found a home and is living a cushy indoor life somewhere. I'm sure his brother misses him a lot. Black Kitty still sometimes hangs out in the sewers when he's not patrolling the skreets, and since there was no longer a need to differentiate Black Kitty and Grey Kitty, and they were all grown up now, he was reborn as Sewer Cat.

"I can't sit down" Refuses to elaborate further

I think europe as a whole has that phenomenon, that whenever one looks at a world map we go like "woah! Europe is that small?"

Toycat: "I made a real good shitty map in a minute!" Nordics: "Am I a joke to you??!!"

19:50 I just want to note that while Alabama has a stereotype for incest, Rhode Island and New Jersey are the only two states that have legalized incest between consenting adult siblings and parent/offspring relationships. We really need to update our stereotypes.

"South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands" is my new band name.

the map at 2:30 just gets worse the longer you look, benelux gone, no ecuador, west africa has been cut off etc.

4:12 - the ironic thing is ‘mousehole’ does actually exist, it’s a quaint little fishing village in Cornwall which has become quite a popular tourist attraction. But also every Cornish person will tell you it’s not pronounced ’mousehole’ but instead ‘mou-sall’!

Toycat accidentally letting his burning desire to colonise the savages under the banner of the mighty United Kingdom of Britain unleash its righteous fury from deep within his soul.

I love how in the map that he draws it looks like the uk is holding Ireland as a flag

Canada should also be blue 17:05 We still use pounds and feet to measure our weight and height and there are other areas we use imperial as well

The Passive Aggressive map of Alaska is a joke map made to show the disrespect our state gets on most USA maps. I think its quite accurate

Drinking game: watch ibx2cat videos and drink at every mention of the south sandwich islands or when he mentions that part of France is in South America. Drink twice if he shows the "Number of Eiffel Towers per country" map of South America.

10:40 To be fair two continents are missing. Everyone always forgets Antarctica. 11:10 I mean India and Madagascar are also on different sub-continents. Its only that they are connected into one mass - they are considered part of bigger continents.

6:30 the only map in the world that acknowleges paraguay's existence

0:16 Lol I made this map I can't believe it popped up here! I love how Reddit can help you share your work with people worldwide.

8:44 from a young age I understood that my country is surrounded by water, a large peninsula. When I saw a world map, I was certain that it was the entirety of the Arabian peninsula. Big disappointment for Greece. 😥

6:05 toycat was about to say colonialism as his default response to everything

As a Brit I measure my height and weight in cm and kg, but yeah, buying beer in pints and road signs being in miles is confusing

"Are you ever depressed when you look at the map and saw the size of your country?" At least you can SEE your country! (I'm having a belong-to-tiny-country moment)

I was always amazed by the small size of the UK in the past, being from Canada, where we measure things in how many days of a drive away it is, to realize that you can drive to any place in your whole country in a day way amazing to me.

Being blocked by a country on Twitter actually feels like a compliment.

So glad you remembered Denmark but forgot all about Norway/Sweden/Finland! 😜

I personally live in Austria (a.k.a. Atlanta by someone) and I was pretty much Always aware that it was small, but what I didn't expect is that Liechtenstein is so tiny

it feels good watching this at 5:04 am

The problem with bad maps is when you learn geography on a bad map, I still forget that Danmark isn't simply a simple peninsula.

As someone who lives in Texas, a state significantly larger than the UK, no Toycat, I have never experienced that when looking at a map

7:16 in that map Belarus is probably named Boris because the biggest footbal team from there is called Bate Borisov

The whole "Zealandia" discussion is besides the point. The continent missing from that map is Antarctica. You had *just* commented on someone remembering Greece and then you forgot it when you drew the world from memory. Also, regarding imperial vs. metric, in the US, we actually do use a little bit of metric. Our soda comes in 2L bottles, medications are in grams, and nutritional amounts (eg. carbs) are in grams.

16:26 you remembered iceland, but not Sweden, Norway and Finland

"No one needs to live in the box, it's just a box anyway." Being an hour from Wyoming and having been there numerous times, I can vouch for this.

The best part about the whole Metric vs Imperial fiasco is that Americans also use a mixed system, yet we never get marked that way on a map.

Being a teenage boy in Alabama must be hard. Imagine your girlfirend breaking up with you, only to have to see her again when your parents call you down for dinner.

It’s like the classic quote: “[the UK is] going metric, inch by inch.”

As the ambassador of the Nation of Gregway, I commend the brother of that other guy for finding out about our proud country and its people.

Definitely want to see more of this subreddit

Great maps, was learning the wrong stuff in my geography class

Loved the incorrectly named Europe map, and I live in Georgia(US) so I loved the Georgia Triangle one too

“You know what I DON’T enjoy? You watching this video” I feel like you should warn me next time you don’t want me to watch.

I want to watch these videos as soon as they come out, but I live across the world from him so when he uploads, it is like 11pm

He thought Ireland was Greenland, but got Belgium and Denmark right. That's odd.

I live in slovenia and i always oriented my self by "Istria"... Just recently (like a year or two ago) i realised that we only own not even half of it... And may i add that when there was the map "My sibling tried to name every European country" the only country that was not named was Slovenia... I know people are not for it but moments like this make me wish that Yugoslavia still existed...

4:01 Ireland is labeled as "South Ireland", instead of Dublin it's Belfast and it's Belslow instead of Belfast, Nothern Ireland has more counties and Ireland (as you pointed out) was too high.

Love you drawing the map of the world. Europe is the only accurate part but 4x its actually size! LOL

I’ve never thought my country is small because I was told Danmark is, in fact, a small country and I was also so excited to see Danmark on a world map

As a Dane, I feel like you always skip past Denmark, just to piss us off. lol

7:35 idk if u r joking or not but Romania is in the correct spot

toycat is the best bc he combines two of my favorite hobbies, maps and minecraft.

The idea of the super-wide timezones would *never* work out well (similarly with just universally using UTC globally). There are two possibilities: One is that it's decided to have schedules across the expanded time zone be synchronized for commercial interests, with a disregard for the effect this would actually have on people, as the time zone gives them justification to do so. The other is that you rob the times of their actual meaning, where "I have to wake up at 9 AM" is perfectly reasonable to one person, and ungodly early to another, and that difference is going to be HARDER to remember than the simple numerical conversion factor of a time zone difference. It will also be even more disorienting to anyone who travels, as rather than simply having to adjust your body and set your clocks to the new time zone (a process that usually takes a day or two at most), you now have to completely remap the entirety of time within your head (which would probably take you longer than most trips to do completely). The trouble you are trying to avoid is one that is trivialized by computers, and yet you would prefer to strip time of much of its meaning, antiquate phrases,make a mess of existing literature, just so you can say a single number (as opposed to a number and 3 letters/3 letters and a number) and have it refer to the same time for everyone. The entire basis of time is upon the sun, and it should not be so flagrantly distanced from it. If you're so desperate to do so then I will give you a truest example of that here, this comment has been posted at slightly past 1639744527.

Canada is the same way. We know our weight and height in feet and pounds but if you’re talking distances it’s feet for shorter amounts but metres and kms for longer distances. If we’re cooking everything is in Fahrenheit but outside temperature is always Celsius. Kind of annoying

I used to watch this man play minecraft mash packs in a very different time and age, now I am watching that same man review maps.

Yeah i do want to see more of these

your paint map is CLASS

Hmm interesting to hear your perspective, would have thought that you’d rather get rid of the few metric system measures Britain uses than do the opposite and get rid of the British imperial system

Imperial/Metric mash up is common in Canada too. My height & weight are in feet and pounds, I drive in kilometres. At the grocery store, produce is advertised by the pound, but the receipt shows it in grams or kg.

I'm from Yorkshire and the way you say canal freaks me out, good job sir 👌🏻

Great video as always :)

So your freehand map includes South Georgia but not Australia? I am grossly offended! 🇦🇺

So... did he just miss THE ENTIRETY OF EUROPE missing whilst focusing on if Zealandia is or isn't a continent? Love this XD

Thanks to the mercator projection, I've never been depressed about the size of Canada

Dude feels like one of those high school teachers who try to get their student excited about things and barely crosses the threshold between cringe and sweet. He's sweet.

i love how turkey just ceases to exist in ur map. which ironically would be pretty helpful actually

I live for this content.

When you drew the map from memory you completely forgot about the scandinavian countries XD

Rule 34 maps I've seen are more just blue jokes so maybe we have found an actual exception finally

“Lots of things wrong, There is mouse hole” ITS NOT PRONOUNCED “MOUSE HOLE-“

16:12 yeah your Scandinavia looks epic

16:45 Ireland and Canada *sweats nervously*

I love how the map of if Michigan went to war with Ohio replaces Florida with the Korean Peninsula and he didn’t even notice

Keep doing these

In Canada, marijuana is inconsistently enforced because of the differring age limits depending on what province you live in. In the provinces where the minimum age for alcohol is 19, marijuana possession is also 19. The same rule applies to the provinces where the minimum drinking age is 18. Except (obviously) for Quebec, where they love to make everything needlessly complicated (and French). The minimum drinking age in Quebec is still 18, however you need to be 21 in order to be able to have marijuana (because logic?)

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16:55 Canada *sweats nervously*

In summer in Australia, we have five time zones, not counting the little islands or the crazy town in eastern Western Australia (Eucla) which is 45 minutes ahead of Perth.

19:24 It looks like it says "owo" behind his face LOLMAOMFAOLOL

I got provoked just by the thumbnail, Toycat.

"Most of that is Scotland, so it doesn't even count." - when the English try to be conciliatory toward the Scots, but it backfires...

Actually the whole idea of timezones needs to go. So what if it gets light at 10pm and dark at 10am? Adjust your waking/seeping/working patterns accordingly and there's no issue.

4'00 Now I can never unsee this and it'll haunt me in my dreams.

"and most of that is Scotland so it doesn't count" 😂😂😂😂😂

13:53 Bosnia, fed up with not having much of a coastline because of Croatia, decided to become the coastline

Says a lot when a British guy says "IDK we might have a place called Mousehole"

As a danish guy, I think you drew the ideal Europe map right there

Could you make a video on internal religious maps? (Dioceses and such)

Turns out toycat doesn't believe in scandinavia

I didn't know you had another channel. I only watch this channel.

I like how he drew the British isles as a man holding a surrender flag.

Fun fact: 19:29 laska is actually a word in Slovakian meaning Love☺️

3:38 It would probably genuinely solving the problem of the Sahara Expansion. As strong of a desert the Sahara is. Being surrounded by an ocean this large it would shrink for sure. 13:48 Well in the Family Guy World they apparently took Churchill's offer and likely got themselves a shit-ton of American Soldiers in their Atlantic Harbors in the West and South and a Civil War in the North... It seems to have worked out for them in the end though. 18:02 It's a stolen quote but it is amazing so: "If America ever switches to the metric system there will be mass confusion."

‘Have you ever heard a conversation start with hey there’s this amazing thing in Americ… no’

According to the thumbnail, I am the proud citizen of E.

The world needs to see you stand

3:55 I guess Czech republic and Slovakia are still unknown states that aren't noticeable even if they're switched

Is it possible in Maps to only highlight the names of administrative divisions instead of city names? Like provinces, states, municipalities, counties etc. You actually do see the borders, but not the names of specific subdivisions. If you type the name of a specific subdivision it will highlight the area, but that is very difficult to work with in countries where you don't know all those names. I just need the clickable names on the map. EDIT: For some reason this works states names in countries such as Brazil, USA, Canada and Australia (but only the states names, not for the levels further down.)

14:14 "This is not bad" They forgot New Zealand

“I fell like you can see all the places” Sure..

15:55 Age of Discovery maps in a nutshell.