@@ruphite9521Gracias. I can't wait to build my own palace with a tomb janitor's salary. I will have many offspring with my stay at home wife and leave them nothing in my will.
tbf Pazuzu wasnt what we would call a 'demon' today, he was called on to scare off evil spirits and protect the sick because he was so fugly even evil spirits didnt want to deal with him.
It is sampled from a video by Peter Pringle called "The golden lyre of Ur". The guy performs samples from ancient music/epics in the original Sumerian/gaelic/Akkadian with period instruments.
@@Illrid The concept that the world is a dream is common in eastern philosophy, and therefore new age philosophy. Or in the Tommy Westphall theory about how all TV shows take place in the same person’s imagination.
All you really need to know is that the demon outwardly mentioned in the image is still worshiped to this day by the elites. All the accusations of [[Satanic]]] worship that christian schizos often make are actually occult rituals to this entity, and another one named Baal. They both belong to the astral dimension of saturn, where spirits of sacrifice and suffering dwell. Think of chronus devouring his offspring, there's a reason why the religion outwardly professed by these "people" holds abortion as something sacred. My advice? Unironically seek God. Not necessarily the christian God, Islam and Zoroastrianism essentially worship the same almighty divinity of good and justice. I personally found him through Hermeticism, pick whatever tradition suits you best. Back when our ancestors served god still, the cabal wasn't nearly as powerful, it was their apostasy that allowed the evil powers they worship to grant them control of this world. There's a reason why it's only the most fanatically religious countries that still oppose them to this day.
Hey, guys! I found this cool Pazuzu statue in this gift shop in Sumeria. The shopkeep told me it was just a replica and would give it to me for free. He seemed real excited for someone who was just giving it away. Looks great as a decorative piece. Might start a few interesting conversations with my guests.
07-18-2024 Holy fuckin' shit, y'all. I saw a painting in my house move! Not like rocking back and forth, or tapping. That fucking painting spun like a pinwheel before dropping on the ground. I dunno what's going on, but with my years of watching horror movie, I think it has something to do with that statue. But I'm afraid to touch it. Maybe that's the most it can do here because it's foreign land to the statue.
My 6125 yo Toomber after getting scammed by another demonic entity into a bodily possession (its the fifth time this month) (all remaining toombers have fallen for this scam at least twice) (i cant keep looking out for him): 💀
Toomber sounds like "boomer" but for ancient gods who have been buried longer than humanity has existed, waiting, ever hungry for freedom at the hands of humans, for their curiosity is their downfall, to wreck havock on the land like they did long ago, before they were trapped by a civilization long forgotten to time.
Coincidentally I've been sampling the works of Michael Moorcock lately . . . and ancient sumerian king corpses inhabited by Lords of Chaos fits right in there.
This Toomber is gona be shook when it sees the state of the planet. For its chaos is like that of a small child in comparison to what we have achieved on our own.
I love this. Ancient mesopotamian tombs are the ultimate setting for god-horror. We used to see gods everywhere: nature, each other, ourselves. 1. We all must face the mysteries of the universe. Afterlife? God? Meaning of it all? Nobody knows. 2. Yet ancient cultures weren't so hesitant. People like the Sumerians, Babylonians, Egyptians, and Israelites believed relatively homogeneously in a religion. 3. The dawn of humanity as we know it (early civilizations born in the Fertile Crescent) sparks association with creation myths. 4. Most Protestants uphold "biblical inerrancy" which insists the collection of books is divinely inspired, and thus, never incorrect about facts. 5. It is a regular cognitive dissonance for me that people believe Jesus was literally a wizard performing magic, rather than spotting the translation errors, metaphors, poetic embellishments, and factual inaccuracies in the text which prove we cannot accept these claims at face value. (fun fact: flat earth is a biblical conspiracy theory, and it's just as plausible as young earth creationism) 6. But also, of course we can't! I don't see prophets walking on water and making wine from water nowadays, do you? Every time a genocide happens there is not even a divine ravine to swallow them up into the earth! 7. Yet with all the absurdity of the bible and of supernatural belief in general, I will always have doubts. Maybe it's human nature. Maybe it's my upbringing. More generally, it's the shadow of biblical literalism looming over the divide of protestants and everybody else. Most of us know the events of ancient holy books are just ridiculous, and that there are a million valid arguments against the probable existence of benevolent god. (The Problem of Evil) 8. But when stuff is great, I feel blessed, and when stuff is horrible, I feel cursed. Maybe, just maybe, everything I know about reality is wrong. And worse, I will be smited for my hubris. Isn't that the cruelest? Going to hell because you're not loyal enough to a particular religion? Being killed by a demon is a cool smite, much more realistic. 9. The point is there is an implied Question in Protestantism that applies here. What happened to make god stop doing miracles, to make angels and demons and great prophets stop showing themselves? We're just supposed to try to hear god in our heads when we pray, he doesn't literally talk to us.. ANYMORE. Something changed. Protestants like I mentioned would say it was the crucifixion. Others say the Enlightenment killed god. Regardless, ancient mesopotamia is a gripping realm of high fantasy, existing between reality and unreality. Gods are everywhere, and everything revolves around them. It is the same suspension of disbelief we do to get immersed in a story, to try to be scared by horror. I want to believe. It's very fun to believe. But I'm glad evil gods aren't real. Probably anyway.
Look, friend, you could simply look at the other, older branches of Christianity other than Protestantism. We Catholics don't believe the same exact things - for instance, we believe that miracles do still occur, many of them are connected to the Saints. We also don't have an entirely literal interpretation of Scripture, though it's not entirely allegorical either. But some of your points simply don't make sense to me. Why is it supposed to be a problem that big, impressive, flashy miracles like walking on water aren't everyday occurrences? They're not supposed to be a common occurrence - otherwise how would we recognise them as signs of divine action? It's not "magic", and it's absurd to think that, say, the miracles attributed to Christ could be translation errors or poetic embellishments. The Gospels were written extremely quickly after the fact, compared to historical accounts of other figures. Most of the Synoptic Gospels were probably written within 40 years of Jesus' death, using pre-existing oral tradition that was within living memory. If people were just making up stuff and attributing it to Jesus, the Christian community would have called it out (as we did with the various Gnostic Gospels and other frauds). There's simply not enough time for any significant deviation or error to have crept into the texts.
@@dentkort Oh? You mean the people that have a 2600+ year old book SPECIFICALLY forbidding them from committing such abominations? The people that literally ended the people of the Levant that practiced such horrors? Yeah, those are the guys still worshiping those foul and ancient abhorrences. No one that serves the God of Israel would ever offer tribute to such dark things.
lyrics: The Sumerian god-kings that reigned for centuries summoned forces beyond their comprehension to inhabit their bodies They became vessels for beings that lived for blood and chaos Eons of slumber have not made Adrammelech, Father of Sacrifice, any kinder DO NOT GO INTO THE ANCIENT TUNNNELS UNDER THE ZIGGURATS DO NOT SEEK THE NAMES OF THE KINGS THAT SHOOK THE EARTH DO NOT WORSHIP THE TERRIBLE AND GRAND POWER OF LANGUAGE HE HAS BEGUN TO STIR
Uruk Culture in Mesopotamia, pre dynastic Egypt, Longshan culture in China, Post WHG resurgence farmers erecting stones in Europe, proto Olmecs in central Mexico, I really was born 6,000 years too late!
Come on guys...3000 bce, then another 2024 to get to us...he was surely ALIVE before being buried. I doubt he popped into existence just to immediately instruct someone to bury him...just add a figure of a thousand years to the numbers given, and it's almost dead on 6100.
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@@TurtleShroom3 I'm making a joke about how a bronze age idol that was meant to represent some kind of powerful deity was made out of super s***** copper alloy compared to some menial tool nowadays
Paizuzu, what are you doing here? Ugly protector of infants, flighted guardian and chaser of harlot demons. The Exorcist a shit for making him out to be a devil.
sir that is not Adrammelech that is Pazuzu, two totally different guys, Pazuzu isn't even that bad, the exorcist basically bad mouthed the poor sod. Sure he is the king of wind monsters, bringer of plague and desolation, but he is also, occasionally, sometimes, the protector of children! Specifically from his wife Lamashtu, a monster way worse than him. Not that bad after all uh?
The image at the end is a figure of Pazuzu, the mesopotamian demon of the southwestern wind. Although he was a bringer of drought and famine, he was frequently invoked as a protector deity against other demons, particularly Lamashtu.
And then there’s Pazuzu, of course , Pazuzu! They should retitle you to the personification of networking ! Whenever people want an iconic demon but don’t want to go broke from the big L , they choose Pazuzu! I swear , this is why I quit being a manager.
Those Sumerian Gods of old can kiss my poor quality copper. Awaken from thy slumber and approach thee without the fear which breeds in your bloodstream. APPROACH BE EVER SO CAUTIOUS, WHEN FACING A HUMAN BEING.
