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Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Garrick Bernard
Research: Kari Koeppel
Writer: Garrett Werner
Editor: Stephen Castro
Camera Operator/Sound Mixer: Matt Real
Motion Graphics Animators: Mike Fox, Julia Capuano
Graphic Artist: Crystal Cheng
Additional Music By: Pat Volker
Additional Voice Acting: Josh Richardson
Production Coordinator: Brittney Lee
Creative Director of Post Production: Anthony Frederick
Head of Development: Katie LeBlanc
Production Manager: Nicole Beaudoin
Executive Producers: Steven Lim, Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, Katie LeBlanc
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SFX by Audioblocks
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Logo Sound Design by Yuta Endo (@yuuutaendo)
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(Lmbuga) Luis miguel Bugallo Sánchez, L'Hiver (Winter) by Girardon, Palace of Versailles.. CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
A courtroom scene with a judge, a pregnant woman, a guilty looking man and an angry wife. Engraving by T. Cook after W. Hogarth., CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

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Комментарии : 3 тыс.   
@bellebourke5758
@bellebourke5758 3 года назад
"Watcher Entertainment does not approve of the Professor's vaping habit and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat." 😂😂
@KalEL224
@KalEL224 3 года назад
You the real mvp lol
@michellepiascik917
@michellepiascik917 3 года назад
So now we know that Ryan wrote the disclaimer
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 3 года назад
Lol! Can we get a time stamp for replay value??
@Larissawesome
@Larissawesome 3 года назад
@@deprofundis3293 14:41 :)
@sweetsativa.wecancreateitall
@sweetsativa.wecancreateitall 3 года назад
Belle thanks sm for reiterating that disclaimer So glad you did, bc lol 😂 it’s funny af!!
@taylorkichu4683
@taylorkichu4683 3 года назад
We need an episode where the professor is "sick" so we have a shitty substitute. Then have shane as a guest. Then it will be the one time Ryan wins.
@annehuntress896
@annehuntress896 3 года назад
Keith Habersberger would be a great substitute.
@johannadagny6237
@johannadagny6237 3 года назад
I genuinely want this as an episode
@ghostsprobably
@ghostsprobably 3 года назад
the sub should absolutely be kate
@Kelly-uw1xr
@Kelly-uw1xr 3 года назад
I would love it
@caraf8727
@caraf8727 3 года назад
How is this not getting more likes?! This is a great idea
@gracelien5656
@gracelien5656 3 года назад
“Papa I want a jellybean” was the cutest n saddest shit at the same time 🤣😭
@SlimeyPirate
@SlimeyPirate 3 года назад
Agreed
@djbatgirl17
@djbatgirl17 2 года назад
But then I remember he poops them out 😭
@glockl4851
@glockl4851 2 года назад
but is he papa or does he want the jelly bean???????? *x-files song*
@sukuna4396
@sukuna4396 2 года назад
😂
@MDreamerIsBi
@MDreamerIsBi Год назад
Also disturbing-
@drewa1964
@drewa1964 3 года назад
What people think Puppet History is: A guy messing around with puppets and telling crazy stories about history. What it feels like: A cursed immortal puppet overseeing a game show with hopes of finding his lost family again.
@Corrupt.p.t
@Corrupt.p.t Год назад
"Papa I want a jellybean." "The most abominable singing puppet of all!" How will Season 5 be?
@parkchimchimstolemyheart
@parkchimchimstolemyheart 11 месяцев назад
L the g out o I-I😢
@haleyr7937
@haleyr7937 3 года назад
I like to think that Ryan is forced to take this course with the Professor so he can get his final credits to graduate from Puppet University and the Professor only has contempt for him
@katiejane1337
@katiejane1337 3 года назад
That scenario hits way to close to home omg 😂
@anthonybenitez3958
@anthonybenitez3958 3 года назад
Or he’s in some form of hell and cursed to be with Shane doing a stupid puppet show for all eternity
@haleyr7937
@haleyr7937 3 года назад
Oh my god I love this version
@crocsqueen1474
@crocsqueen1474 3 года назад
I like to think that winning a round would mean him graduating, but the professor won't allow it bc then he would leave
@recoil53
@recoil53 3 года назад
@@anthonybenitez3958 Ryan's version of being caught in a kharmic cycle.
@keelyneumann3814
@keelyneumann3814 3 года назад
"Watcher Entertainment does not approve of the professors vaping habit and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat." I love it! 😂
@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 3 года назад
not all heroes wear capes!
@emcn8939
@emcn8939 3 года назад
@@94DeathAngel definitely
@virtualboyscout4416
@virtualboyscout4416 3 года назад
that's ok dolphins r kinda evil
@hiphopbang5730
@hiphopbang5730 3 года назад
Omg 😂😂😂😂
@irnaebrehlam1140
@irnaebrehlam1140 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment
@EthalaRide
@EthalaRide 3 года назад
I love how some Professor/Genie lore was planned and written into one of the question segments, like some sort of mind-blow moment, _but that freaking theory of _*_the professor being a human who just keeps eating magic jellybeans to maintain a puppet form_* was just shot out there in the beginning and now It's near impossible to forget.
@besthobbit
@besthobbit 3 года назад
The subplot of this show is amazing.
@cameroncota9844
@cameroncota9844 3 года назад
"Papa, I want a jellybeeeaaan"
@sincelery5389
@sincelery5389 2 года назад
Also the fact that his diet consists of spiders and dolphin meat because he’s a creep
@KlaxontheImpailr
@KlaxontheImpailr 7 месяцев назад
Does the professor eat normal jelly beans and poop out magic ones, or does he eat the same ones over and over until they become magic?
@CaliVMK
@CaliVMK 3 года назад
The idea that the Professor is just a human who keeps eating jellybeans is the in my personal opinion the most shocking reveal of the series yet.
@ontxtteredwxngs
@ontxtteredwxngs 3 года назад
fr and it happened in the first few minutes of the episode, i'm shooketh
@dori_casper
@dori_casper 2 года назад
it weirdly makes me uncomfortable
@insertcreativenamehere7584
@insertcreativenamehere7584 3 года назад
It just hit me that I’m now thinking of Shane and the Professor as different people. I literally forgot that this is Shane’s show
@kaged1productions
@kaged1productions 3 года назад
It's funny, because for about half a second I wondered why Shane had never been a guest...😂
@hotpinkcrayolas
@hotpinkcrayolas 3 года назад
What do you mean? They are different people... x
@geared4war
@geared4war 3 года назад
Who is this "shame" guy?
@anthonybenitez3958
@anthonybenitez3958 3 года назад
@@geared4war yea I’m just as confused as you
@eoinplunkett3093
@eoinplunkett3093 3 года назад
Every co founder has been on the show, Ryan and Steven, but why hasn’t Shane been a contestant
@Whymust898
@Whymust898 3 года назад
last season professor backstory: he was cursed by a genie! how whimsical! this season professor backstory: he lost his family horribly somehow and he represses the memory but maintains a lingering connection to them through the jellybeans
@00muinamir
@00muinamir 3 года назад
This tracks with the Professor being a Timelord.
@oliviagriffith3626
@oliviagriffith3626 3 года назад
The Professor lore continues to get more and more in-depth, and I'm living for it.
@hayliew611
@hayliew611 3 года назад
Maybe the son got turned into a puppet and died
@oliviagriffith3626
@oliviagriffith3626 3 года назад
@@hayliew611 My personal (wildly specific) headcanon is that the Professor and his son were an archaeology duo and the Professor's boy "stole" a genie's treasured jellybeans. Now he's being held captive by said genie in one of the many time-periods the Professor has to visit (hence where he gets all this knowledge for the show) to try and rescue him. Of course, genies are wily little fuckers, so that's obviously easier said than done.
@dawakat08
@dawakat08 3 года назад
Professor McNasty's life is so full of mystery still ugh... lol
@Bardic_Knowledge
@Bardic_Knowledge 2 года назад
Fun fact: King's Mistress was an official position in the French court for some time. Reportedly, many King's Mistresses and Queens actually got along well. One of these King's Mistresses was Madame de Pompadour.
@jenniferm7695
@jenniferm7695 2 года назад
Fun fact she was also shacking up with the 11rh doctor
@astridhannestad8323
@astridhannestad8323 2 года назад
Kings of other countries started having official mistresses, because the french court was a serious trendsetter. One story is that a king appointed a mistress, showered her with lavish gifts, and proceeded to never touch her because he was fiercely devoted to his queen
@vocalvortexstudios2058
@vocalvortexstudios2058 2 года назад
@@astridhannestad8323 sounds like a sweet gig
@amberparks-newlove6378
@amberparks-newlove6378 Год назад
I'm not entirely surprised the Queen and the Mistresses got along well. Marriages weren't usually about love and more about power moves. Really Mistresses could relate more than anyone else
@emilyblack7342
@emilyblack7342 5 месяцев назад
And fun fact about Madame de Pompadour: She was stupid powerful for a woman in politics at the time. Some have said that she was practically a prime minister and was in charge of the King’s schedule. Just to emphasize that, she decided who got to see the head of state and who did not, along with deciding who to promote and who to demote in the government.
@foxyjambread3826
@foxyjambread3826 3 года назад
If mugs with 'Slaughter Water' printed on them aren't added to the merch store at some point I'm gonna be severely disappointed.
@kanemary56
@kanemary56 2 года назад
Agreed
@jasonlong8754
@jasonlong8754 2 года назад
I'd buy that shit. Mugs, bottles, glasses that say "SLAUGHTER WATER" and a skull and cross bones.
@jeremiahgabriel5709
@jeremiahgabriel5709 2 года назад
10/10 would buy slaughter water merch
@t-rexcellentreviews1663
@t-rexcellentreviews1663 Год назад
@@jasonlong8754 with the Bye Bye Brothers on it as well.
@dorcat2867
@dorcat2867 9 месяцев назад
It sounds like a drink you can get at Sonics, they have Ocean Water, why can’t they make Slaughter Water too?
@joeybugpockets
@joeybugpockets 3 года назад
i’m always impressed with the amount of fear and emotion you can see in the professor's eyes considering his expression never actually changes
@compulsiverambler1352
@compulsiverambler1352 3 года назад
Probably the Kuleshov effect.
@thebestpilot7
@thebestpilot7 3 года назад
@@compulsiverambler1352 nah it was the powerful theatrical enchantment of the genie
@MlleFeralMinette
@MlleFeralMinette 3 года назад
All about the angles ;)
@Emmysn0w
@Emmysn0w Год назад
The power of voice acting
@wolfiemuse
@wolfiemuse 11 месяцев назад
It’s probably a combination of all these things listed in the comments haha
@joanne01jt
@joanne01jt 3 года назад
Slowed down to read the super fast disclaimer: "Watcher entertainment does not approve of the professor's vaping habits and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat" I'm dead.
@NoNo-fi3tc
@NoNo-fi3tc 3 года назад
So are the spiders and dolphins lol
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 3 года назад
Lol! Can we get a time stamp for replay value??
@reemahmed6935
@reemahmed6935 3 года назад
@@deprofundis3293 it's at about 14:42
@reemahmed6935
@reemahmed6935 3 года назад
God, the sound of slowed down laughter in the background is giving me chills lmaoo
@CalvinKool-Aid
@CalvinKool-Aid 2 года назад
I know the spiders but when was it suggested he ate dolphin?
@MrJjz123
@MrJjz123 3 года назад
can we appreciate how Shane syncs his laughs with the professor's mouth movements
@tdsims1963
@tdsims1963 3 года назад
I've watched how closely he times the movements to the dialogue. He's quite talented.
@richardtherichard26
@richardtherichard26 2 года назад
It’s called puppeteering and is kind of the entire point of a puppet show…
@vocalvortexstudios2058
@vocalvortexstudios2058 2 года назад
@@richardtherichard26 i think they mean that they appreciate he takes the time to puppeteer spur-of-the-moment, sudden unexpected laughter
@darialappi5762
@darialappi5762 3 года назад
I was kinda hoping they'd talk about Guilia Tofana. She murdered at least six hundred men (who were abusive towards their wives) between 1633 to 1651 with her own poison called Aqua Tofana. (I did a 15-page report on her and other female serial killers so I wanna see more videos on her!)
@user-vs6uh7gc6u
@user-vs6uh7gc6u Год назад
that is a stellar name to use 🤣
@schm3schma901
@schm3schma901 Год назад
I was disappointed, too ngl
@amelieg246
@amelieg246 Год назад
She was a good murderer
@ishouldprobablybeasleeprn495
@ishouldprobablybeasleeprn495 3 года назад
Hot Take: Ryan is the time traveling genie reincarnated who is torturing the professor by pissing him off in his college courses
@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098
@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098 3 года назад
I'm on board with this take 😂 this class is the professor's personal hell. He is doomed to teach ungrateful students for all eternity
@squidward9155
@squidward9155 3 года назад
Hold on you’re onto something
@kiwigaming09
@kiwigaming09 2 года назад
maybe the professor knows it and thats why he makes ryan lose all the time
@BeeBee-ho9ic
@BeeBee-ho9ic 3 года назад
My favourite part is always when Ryan and the Professor quietly threaten each other while the guest is off getting their jellybeans
@bettyreads222
@bettyreads222 3 года назад
'Little blue bitch' had me cackling! & the hatred I perceive in the Professor's face even though it doesn't change haha
@BeeBee-ho9ic
@BeeBee-ho9ic 3 года назад
@@bettyreads222 100% agreed lmao
@classyhomo682
@classyhomo682 2 года назад
I would love if there was a extremely deep backstory to professor
@morganeb_5300
@morganeb_5300 3 года назад
the professor says "gaudin de sainte croix" like the french uncle that smokes 2 packs a day, has never had a meal without meat and will make the cheese go down with 3 glasses of cheap red wine. it's both terrifying yet impressive.
@tdsims1963
@tdsims1963 3 года назад
What a description! Love it!!
@redandpurple317
@redandpurple317 2 года назад
You just described my dad
@quinnkelly8601
@quinnkelly8601 3 года назад
I love how Shane just seems have gotten really into puppeteering and making puppets and everyone just went with it no questions asked
@ellisbuker6191
@ellisbuker6191 Год назад
He actually mentioned in an episode of unsolved that he loves puppets, before this show even started, so I assume his friends just know that it’s one of his interests anyway!
@11jokerchen11
@11jokerchen11 3 года назад
"Wait, Bastille is actually a word besides being a shitty band?" I say this with all the love I have in my heart: Ryan is a real life himbo and it's currently the biggest source of joy in my life
@sharmbanu9862
@sharmbanu9862 3 года назад
i stand by this wholeheartedly. i never thought hearing someone call ryan a himbo would bring me so much joy
@emilybarclay8831
@emilybarclay8831 3 года назад
He’s like a small himbo, a himbette if you will. A himbito
@libbywilliams9969
@libbywilliams9969 3 года назад
This is why he never wins
@sharmbanu9862
@sharmbanu9862 3 года назад
@@emilybarclay8831 HIMBETTE 😭😭😭😭😭
@j.pnewcomer1069
@j.pnewcomer1069 3 года назад
I think Ryan's too much of a...brat to be a himbo
@Phantom_Hivemind
@Phantom_Hivemind 3 года назад
Slaughter water is the BEST alternate name for poison I have EVER heard.
@radhaiyer98
@radhaiyer98 3 года назад
That or Bye Bye Juice 😂
@poppy_milkmeltdown429
@poppy_milkmeltdown429 3 года назад
AqUa ToFanA
@trixx9652
@trixx9652 3 года назад
Good name for a metal band too
@Lucysurridge
@Lucysurridge 3 года назад
@@poppy_milkmeltdown429 Bailey sarian fan? Haha me to.
@kl2894
@kl2894 3 года назад
Wait... Are you me?
@justdecaffeinated
@justdecaffeinated 3 года назад
garrick: i'm gonna check all of my food from now on also garrick: eats the jelly beans as soon as he got them
@sabrinaspurzem1672
@sabrinaspurzem1672 Год назад
Conclusion: He's not really effective at it but somehow hasn't died yet. Must be the good will of the people. Certainly not his poison probing abilities XD
@ambertregoning3821
@ambertregoning3821 3 года назад
*"Watcher entertainment does not approve of the professor's vaping habit and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat"* -the disclaimer, in case anyone missed it
@heatherkreucher9249
@heatherkreucher9249 3 года назад
I love how he totally trusted the jelly beans after a WHOLE SHOW about poisoning....
@deaddumplings5565
@deaddumplings5565 3 года назад
😳
@asdjklsadj
@asdjklsadj 3 года назад
They only turn you into a puppet and it *possibly* wares off
@crablessinbaltimore
@crablessinbaltimore 3 года назад
he learned from the best: "i'll die for a jelly bean" - ryan bergara, ep 1
@lycanthology
@lycanthology 3 года назад
Everyone talking about potential band names as if the most appropriate one for this whole episode isn’t My Chemical Romance
@valedeloro
@valedeloro 3 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@makemyearfquake
@makemyearfquake 3 года назад
lmao
@femininomenon1133
@femininomenon1133 3 года назад
WAIT THAT IS SO PERFECT
@alesiat1320
@alesiat1320 3 года назад
That's beautiful
@johanvajse8410
@johanvajse8410 3 года назад
or the band Poison might be a bit of a stretch though
@TheMewtata
@TheMewtata 2 года назад
I’m sure no one was ever wrongly convicted in this investigation. I’m sure everyone was super truthful, and all of the confessions extracted by torture were totally legit.
@caitlinb35
@caitlinb35 Год назад
yeah it's giving european witch trials vibes... forced confessions, false accusations and panic through brutal torture
@LittleRedWhine
@LittleRedWhine 6 месяцев назад
Yeah, I wish he acknowledged that. The king’s mistress was also very obviously being targeted here in a character assassination.
@lexiarie6545
@lexiarie6545 2 года назад
Is nobody going to mention how Ryan didn't know Bastille was a real thing despite it being one of France's biggest national holidays
@ScottDavid7
@ScottDavid7 3 года назад
"Wait bastille is a real thing? not just the name of a shitty band?" oh so we're choosing violence are we
@leviathxns
@leviathxns 3 года назад
I was personally attacked by ryan's bad opinion
@lize-marigrobler161
@lize-marigrobler161 3 года назад
@@leviathxns dude same
@ledoggo9797
@ledoggo9797 3 года назад
@@leviathxns Me too
@ScottDavid7
@ScottDavid7 3 года назад
@@leviathxns facts
@Shadowulf99
@Shadowulf99 3 года назад
Ryan, maybe your bad takes on such a great band are why the Professor won't let you win.
@moderatelyerika05
@moderatelyerika05 3 года назад
The Professor saying that “he doesn’t know Shane” as if they’re not flatmates 🙄
@CindyRubyCutie
@CindyRubyCutie 3 года назад
Oh my god, they were flatmates...
@Reggie_la
@Reggie_la 3 года назад
And they were roommates
@makemyearfquake
@makemyearfquake 3 года назад
Ikr
@PuppyLove2468
@PuppyLove2468 3 года назад
@@Reggie_la Oh my god, they were roommates.
@alanna6034
@alanna6034 3 года назад
@@CindyRubyCutie oh my god they were flatmates
@mirrandalynn484
@mirrandalynn484 3 года назад
I NEED more of the Professor’s tragic backstory. Was that him as a child? Was it his son? His Nephew? His grandson?
@alexlee3261
@alexlee3261 3 года назад
I thought it was his son. But now I'm thinking it was him as a child 😱 I need more Professor lore!!
@aubreyjordan8308
@aubreyjordan8308 3 года назад
It’s just so funny to me to imagine Shane squishing himself underneath this makeshift stage and screaming in character 😂
@dori_casper
@dori_casper 2 года назад
he actually sits in front of it
@KlaxontheImpailr
@KlaxontheImpailr 7 месяцев назад
@@dori_casper actually he's hovering above it.
@EnbyAxolotlOfficial
@EnbyAxolotlOfficial 3 года назад
Fun fact: The professor isn't Shane when he eats a bean, Shane Madej is actuay one of the Professors mistresses
@whychance9180
@whychance9180 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@an_earth_angel
@an_earth_angel 3 года назад
I am here for this interpretation
@rekk1215
@rekk1215 3 года назад
well a puppet is just a extra fluffy sock
@gurtalurt
@gurtalurt 3 года назад
i'm so here for the bisexual professor
@EnbyAxolotlOfficial
@EnbyAxolotlOfficial 3 года назад
@@gurtalurt 👀
@ElaineMokk
@ElaineMokk 3 года назад
i hope ryan will atleast get the perfect attendance award.
@LinhNguyen-kx9jx
@LinhNguyen-kx9jx 3 года назад
Elaine 💗💗💗💗😊 miss you
@kylahhood9847
@kylahhood9847 3 года назад
He deserves it at this point
@laurio9892
@laurio9892 3 года назад
He probably wouldn’t 😂
@NoThankUBeQuiet
@NoThankUBeQuiet 3 года назад
They'd give it to the professor
@doctorerosxcelsior
@doctorerosxcelsior 3 года назад
Yessss❤👾✨🦋
@ArcherOwl
@ArcherOwl 2 года назад
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly. Actual Score: Ryan had 4 points and Garrick had 2. Another win for Ryan, he's been winning a lot of these latest ones.
@holyshard530
@holyshard530 Год назад
Sooo..does this prove that the system is rigged against him?
@LivingMyLife22
@LivingMyLife22 Год назад
🫘
@arocknrolldream
@arocknrolldream Год назад
“I can’t keep track of all these names” and then literally every woman in this story is named Marie
@kaigaron9566
@kaigaron9566 3 года назад
Class: why do you know so many random facts Me: *sweats in puppet history*
@Phantom_Hivemind
@Phantom_Hivemind 3 года назад
Me, but change "puppet history" into "internet", and we good
@SnakeEnthusiast
@SnakeEnthusiast 3 года назад
Dude, the other day my teacher brought up the Donner Party and everyone was wondering why I knew so much about this cannibalism-caravan. Saying “oh, I learned it from a blue puppet with a satchel full of jelly beans” is a tad odd.
@Phantom_Hivemind
@Phantom_Hivemind 3 года назад
@@SnakeEnthusiast mood. I wonder how many people will think I'm weird when it comes time to talk about history. Everyone will ask, "why do you know about a golden stool?" "Why do you know about a bunch of people who ate each other?" "How do you know about a French royal member basically playing russian roulette with poison on sick people?"
@dddakotarose
@dddakotarose 3 года назад
I feel like Garrick offhandedly mentioned to Shane that he had a puppet of himself and Shane went, "you son of a bitch, you've done it! your puppet must be featured!!" which is why no one else has been turned into a puppet by the jelly beans simply because they don't have their own puppets and Shane wouldn't want to make them.
@MovieEnvy
@MovieEnvy 3 года назад
The other jelly beans obvi were not magical, that’s the only reason!
@jimmorrisonsbelt2337
@jimmorrisonsbelt2337 3 года назад
The 'Papa, I want a jellybean' with the Professor having a Bruce Wayne-level PTSD flashback freakin killed me 😂😭
@EloiseRaeCullen
@EloiseRaeCullen 3 года назад
"And now, to strangle you to death, bring out *The Dandy!* " I'm deceased now. That line ended me faster than any poison. I'm gone. Goodbye. 🤣
@marsvilla7128
@marsvilla7128 3 года назад
the professor deserves a raise for also having the job of making me smile each week
@clairespades4002
@clairespades4002 3 года назад
my weekly serotonin :)
@communist_oranges
@communist_oranges 3 года назад
Best part of my week ☺
@sophiedetorie2384
@sophiedetorie2384 3 года назад
he actually doesn’t get payed he’s a slave so
@mothmanisthebest7404
@mothmanisthebest7404 3 года назад
This show is not the Professor’s job, it was a cursed placed on the Professor by the Genie.
@thebestone8872
@thebestone8872 3 года назад
At least 10% more jellybeans
@ElaineMokk
@ElaineMokk 3 года назад
OMG NOOOOOO "PAPA I WANT A JELLYBEAN!" PROFESSOR'S FLASHBACK FACEEEE. iwanna hug him T_T
@thyauthor4749
@thyauthor4749 3 года назад
timestamp?
@bluechupathingy
@bluechupathingy 3 года назад
@@thyauthor4749 7:35
@aldenchavez3750
@aldenchavez3750 3 года назад
I was gonna comment the same!
@uwuzi
@uwuzi 3 года назад
i wonder if the professor is papa or the voice who wanted the jellybean
@satarupagingerkolay
@satarupagingerkolay 3 года назад
@@uwuzi That made it so much darker. Now I want a whole story about this and that too the sound of the one who wanted a jellybean sounds like the crabs, Mari and Gina from the Hotdaga.
@annmarietorres8578
@annmarietorres8578 3 года назад
"C-can I have a point? ... ... ... "No." I literally cried laughing.
@unknowncreature-0069
@unknowncreature-0069 3 года назад
0:58 lol the professor isn't actually being controlled by anybody, shane just eats a jellybean and turns into the professor before they start filming
@aviezer_who_drinks_seltzer371
@aviezer_who_drinks_seltzer371 2 года назад
I accept this headcanon
@marmarmar615
@marmarmar615 3 года назад
I personally love the lore that the professor is just a human who keeps eating magic jelly beans so that he can stay a puppet
@Fundipped13
@Fundipped13 3 года назад
I'm also concerned what his human form would look like?! 🤣
@jasperj.d.g.4147
@jasperj.d.g.4147 3 года назад
@@Fundipped13 he's ancient and Blue, I doubt he would look very good
@Fundipped13
@Fundipped13 3 года назад
@@jasperj.d.g.4147 I'd be horrified for sure, but I also know the internet has rules... Can't wait for the fanart 😂
@jasperj.d.g.4147
@jasperj.d.g.4147 3 года назад
@@Fundipped13 eh, after BU the monster fuckers make up a big part of the watcher viewers. He'll get the rule treatment for sure.
@whychance9180
@whychance9180 3 года назад
Well apparently he is related to the blue man group
@blue_champignon5738
@blue_champignon5738 3 года назад
Ryan never winning is just the professor protecting him from cursed jelly beans
@hidden-behind-wisteria2701
@hidden-behind-wisteria2701 3 года назад
I saw someone comment that since the winner is always replaced, maybe the professor keeps making Ryan lose just so he'll keep coming back
@VieSit
@VieSit 3 года назад
@@hidden-behind-wisteria2701 Sounds like the beginning of an angsty wattpad one-shot LOL :')
@CrazeeAdam
@CrazeeAdam 3 года назад
lol. It was a tie too this time. It was 4 to 4. =/ lol
@AkumakoCross
@AkumakoCross 2 года назад
Given that Louis forbade their children from mourning Madame de Montespan, I don't think he was super stoked on the whole "ladyfriend trying to poison him" thing.
@tabookozube6766
@tabookozube6766 3 года назад
Between the Professor taking a vape break, and the Beastie Boys inspired song at the end, this is my favorite episode so far.
@wanna_be_goth1030
@wanna_be_goth1030 3 года назад
Am I the only one who really wants know the lore behind the professor? repressed family memories, encounters with genies and other things I really know how he got here and how his family is doing
@siiri8902
@siiri8902 3 года назад
All of this lore that's being teased is for sure gonna take several seasons to unfold and I'm very excited to see it!
@Ash-ru6bt
@Ash-ru6bt 3 года назад
I think the reason the professor doesn’t let Ryan win is because he’s scared he may be turned into a puppet for eternity like him
@Lunch_Meat
@Lunch_Meat 2 года назад
@@Ash-ru6bt I think Ryan is the genie
@rafansyed8420
@rafansyed8420 2 года назад
FILM THEORY WHERE YOU AT
@deathscore1548
@deathscore1548 2 года назад
Bro get MatPat on this
@jaz1564
@jaz1564 3 года назад
I love seeing Garrick on this show he is such a chill and smiley dude
@erikacoffey4872
@erikacoffey4872 3 года назад
Same!!! He’s really amazing to listen to in guilty pleasures (a podcast) if you, like me, need more Garrick in your life
@leaharmbruster6047
@leaharmbruster6047 3 года назад
Him and Kate are a must return on this show!
@ONKVP
@ONKVP 3 года назад
Ryan clearly enjoys being around him too
@yellowcard360
@yellowcard360 3 года назад
Yeah! Is it wrong to say I like the shape of his upper lip?
@erikacoffey4872
@erikacoffey4872 3 года назад
@@yellowcard360 LOL. He is a very handsome man all around, I find!
@thatcuriousmiss
@thatcuriousmiss 2 года назад
It's so amazing that on the exact same month(July, 1659) Giulia Tofana, creator of the poison of Aqua Tofana, too, was executed in Italy for helping noble women poison their husbands to get out of abusive marriages (presumably).
@2gxssedyt294
@2gxssedyt294 2 года назад
"Papa I want a jelly bean" that voice had me dying of laughter
@acidstrawberries7667
@acidstrawberries7667 3 года назад
I’ll never get tired of the professor referring to himself as beloved lmao
@endymionredacted1304
@endymionredacted1304 3 года назад
Professor my beloved
@ONKVP
@ONKVP 3 года назад
It's true tho
@theod6267
@theod6267 3 года назад
the "papa! I want a jellybean!" moment had me dying
@an_earth_angel
@an_earth_angel 3 года назад
Is that what he said?? Poor Professor!
@sunsun5005
@sunsun5005 3 года назад
you weren’t the only one dying
@backwardglances
@backwardglances 3 года назад
I must know more. Was it the professor? Was it a lost child of his? Who knows...
@theod6267
@theod6267 3 года назад
@@backwardglances we need more puppet lore
@morganrichardson8859
@morganrichardson8859 3 года назад
Shane is such a talented puppeteer. Season 3 and I'm still not over it. He has so many skills!
@Victoria_Fama
@Victoria_Fama 2 года назад
I’m jealous
@samwarren2850
@samwarren2850 2 года назад
ah, the annual "weird french shit" episode, we love to see it
@IndianaJonas96
@IndianaJonas96 2 года назад
True shane loves french history apparently
@virgiltheghost
@virgiltheghost 3 года назад
“The poisoned clothes plan never got carried out” *stares in EXTREMELY popular use of arsenic dye in clothing of the later centuries*
@vsratoslava
@vsratoslava 3 года назад
And wallpaper:)
@liriodendronlasianthus
@liriodendronlasianthus 3 года назад
Deadly emerald gowns lol
@ViVi-ev3rx
@ViVi-ev3rx 3 года назад
ahh the reason we think of the color green when it comes to sickness
@gracephillips761
@gracephillips761 3 года назад
I think he meant never got carried out in that particular instance, not in history in general
@CHESShireCat
@CHESShireCat 3 года назад
I like how at the beginning of this show Ryan tried to argue with Shane but now he just has specific beef with the Professor.
@Tazzie1312
@Tazzie1312 3 года назад
Beef boy's got beef
@shawnabasallo7515
@shawnabasallo7515 3 года назад
Every time the song portion begins I am blown away by how talented Shane is
@AlwaysSomeone
@AlwaysSomeone 2 года назад
"Do you think Brinvillier had girl power?" "Yes, of course!" "Do you think she effectively utilized that girl power by poisoining her patients, family, and rivals?" "I don't know about that..."
@matrixdefector4344
@matrixdefector4344 3 года назад
Sorry I think it's just so cute to imagine Shane playing the professor and putting on a puppet show for his friends. A history puppet show for adults. It's very cute.
@namemycactus
@namemycactus 2 года назад
I was just thinking the same thing!!
@char_shine
@char_shine 2 года назад
This comment really hit me as I watched ryan and garrick giggle as shane made the professor rip a fat cloud
@danny6801
@danny6801 3 года назад
Why did nobody stop to appreciate the Professor's P play? "People peddling poisons and potions to the Parisienne public"? That deserves a chef's kiss.
@boobailey4509
@boobailey4509 3 года назад
can we not call it p play 😂
@squiishiie
@squiishiie 3 года назад
pp play 🥵
@LovelyIKnowx
@LovelyIKnowx 3 года назад
I literally paused it and commented to my dad that it was some awesome alliteration
@Tazzie1312
@Tazzie1312 3 года назад
Please never say p play again
@MovieEnvy
@MovieEnvy 3 года назад
P play sounds like something the Professor does in his private time.
@VeegiDawn
@VeegiDawn 3 года назад
Do you every just look at the professors legs and think, 'Huh ... yeah, no ... he's got no pants'? It never fails to shock me 😂
@tairneanaich
@tairneanaich 2 года назад
Wee man is donald ducking it
@greenapple9477
@greenapple9477 3 года назад
Death Chemist sounds like a RPG class, and Affair of the Poisons a title. Slaughter Water sounds like a skill or attack.
@lunettasuziejewel2080
@lunettasuziejewel2080 Год назад
Blastoise used SLAUGHTER WATER. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.
@jabtrack123
@jabtrack123 3 года назад
“Marie” - the name of every French woman during this time
@raerohan4241
@raerohan4241 3 года назад
Or Louise
@Rhysdux
@Rhysdux 3 года назад
And some French men as well! For example, Lafayette's full name was Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette.
@JackHammer503
@JackHammer503 3 года назад
What we've learned about the Professor this episode: 1) For sure has a bevy of mistresses (mistressi?) 2) Has likely poisoned at least one member of his family 3) Was possibly a former human but can't get enough of those sweet, sweet cursed puppet-jellybeans 4) Vapes
@riverseverywhere
@riverseverywhere 3 года назад
and possibly eats dolphin meat
@Okbuddypal
@Okbuddypal 8 месяцев назад
And eats spiders and dolphin meat
@kamillelang3170
@kamillelang3170 2 года назад
Omg at the second Ryan asked the professor if he had a family, it immediately cut to a depressed medicine ad that starts with “I thought I was in control of my depression”. Not a bad response.
@aviezer_who_drinks_seltzer371
@aviezer_who_drinks_seltzer371 2 года назад
No 😭😭😭😭
@brooke6658
@brooke6658 3 года назад
Honestly this story would make a bomb Netflix show.
@noof5186
@noof5186 3 года назад
does ryan not remember talking about the bastille during the world's most expensive necklace episode? maybe if he paid more attention in class he'd finally be crowned history master...
@justalittleturtle5600
@justalittleturtle5600 3 года назад
I said something very similar when he didn’t remember the Bastille....
@ellarasei4404
@ellarasei4404 3 года назад
That episode was over a year ago so I don't blame him for forgetting
@blueblank8287
@blueblank8287 Год назад
The Professor, With Barely Concealed Judgement: It’s a nOTORIOUS PRISON
@laurenhartsell5358
@laurenhartsell5358 3 года назад
Maybe instead of the jellybeans keeping the professor as a puppet, the genie cursed him to his current form and to trick others to gradually join his puppet army by eating the jellybean rewards from these videos. Since Ryan never wins, he could also be the genie overseeing the whole process.
@lukestoff5224
@lukestoff5224 3 года назад
Maybe the professor likes Ryan and is protecting him.
@laurenhartsell5358
@laurenhartsell5358 3 года назад
@@lukestoff5224 it would explain why he always hands out the extra beans for the guests and why Ryan gets all the rotten beans
@kateancharn4202
@kateancharn4202 3 года назад
I love this.... But I think we did see a glimpse of the genie in the Donner Party Ep, and it was.... definitely Shane. Which could spiral into a whole other theory or be changed, but. It's clear that Shane is NOT the professor in the Meta Story, but he could certainly play a role, and there is definitely an important reason why Ryan never wins.
@christabelle__
@christabelle__ 3 года назад
The Professor has also said he poops jelly beans, and guests are eating his poop....so is he eating his own bean poo?!
@Squirreltasticqueen
@Squirreltasticqueen 3 года назад
@@christabelle__ if all he eats is jelly beans and he "poops" jellybeans is it really poop
@quackkedupfunnygirl
@quackkedupfunnygirl 3 года назад
Not going to lie, I was hoping this was going to be about Aqua Tofana, but I’m still glad to be here
@SquidandCatAdventures
@SquidandCatAdventures 2 года назад
This is the first Puppet History video that I've watched, and I'm loving the idea that the puppet Professor teaches with his own puppets. Also, saw the video with Steven making his "slaughter water" cocktail before seeing this one, and it's just as satisfying getting the reference in reverse.
@Nowgivemeyourfries
@Nowgivemeyourfries 2 года назад
Me exactly too!!!!! I just watched the TMS yesterday and now I’m watching this! This show is so funny, Shane is so talented.
@nataliejoritz
@nataliejoritz 3 года назад
if the professor has mistresses, then they're either humans or other puppets, and frankly i don't know which one is worse
@kf10147
@kf10147 3 года назад
well we know one human who seems interested… shane better keep Sara away from that nasty blue creature
@frankensteinlives
@frankensteinlives 3 года назад
You misspelled better
@Reggie_la
@Reggie_la 3 года назад
Anatomically correct dolls and medical props
@Squirreltasticqueen
@Squirreltasticqueen 3 года назад
There's some d n d inspired muppet show going on with a big tiddy puppet so it works
@MissBee13
@MissBee13 3 года назад
Both.
@SetFireGirl
@SetFireGirl 3 года назад
the resentment in Ryan's eyes when he catches himself laughing at one of the Professor's jokes tho
@antoniawaich7877
@antoniawaich7877 2 года назад
Ryan: Bastille is actually a place?! Every European: Didn't you guys have history in school? French revolution? The storming of the Bastille?😂
@kelli3814
@kelli3814 2 года назад
Education here is SEVERELY lacking. The most we talked about the French Revolution when I was in school was when I read A Tale of Two Cities. I didn’t learn about the French Revolution or the storming of the Bastille until I was in college.
@tallybarnie5453
@tallybarnie5453 2 года назад
Depends on the school. We mostly learn American history and then maybe a “world” history class if you chose to
@ladyredl3210
@ladyredl3210 2 года назад
I'm an American, and I knew that. So I think it might be the place in America
@xxMpEGxx
@xxMpEGxx 2 года назад
But I'm European and we didnt have American history in school aside from the middle eastern conflicts soooo... but calling Bastille a bad band and a bad name: shame on you Ryan :P (also its pronounced Basteeuh)
@tallybarnie5453
@tallybarnie5453 2 года назад
@@xxMpEGxx as an American we don’t even get taught about our Middle East conflicts lmfao we get taught up to the Cold War and that’s it usually
@gempizza6425
@gempizza6425 3 года назад
So um...i'm gonna need an album of all the songs that are performed at the end of these puppet history episodes
@ChernaOvce
@ChernaOvce 3 года назад
"If you have a minor beef with someone consider maybe going out for hot dogs and talking it out. Don't poison." I wonder if this is a callback to those airport hot dogs that gave Shane food poisoning....
@an_earth_angel
@an_earth_angel 3 года назад
Watcher secretly supports poisonings, DUN DUN DUUUUN
@sunsun5005
@sunsun5005 3 года назад
Deep cut
@gillyweedniharry
@gillyweedniharry 3 года назад
Nah, it's probably just a throwback to the hotdogga saga
@johanvajse8410
@johanvajse8410 3 года назад
Ryan & Shane also went for hot dogs in Tourist Trapped plus Shane has mentioned his love for the 4th of July when he could eat a lot of hot dogs
@AmethystEyes
@AmethystEyes 3 года назад
Unofficial slogan for the show: “Ryan thanks for tryin’!”
@VivaLaGolf42
@VivaLaGolf42 2 года назад
We need some Tryin’ Ryan merch
@spaceland-fae5264
@spaceland-fae5264 2 года назад
"Occasionally you have to smooch an inbred ghoul" made me laugh unfortunately while I was drinking and now there's orange juice in my nose 😭😭
@vanillanoxfleuret
@vanillanoxfleuret 3 года назад
I appreciate that Ryan turned up dressed somewhat like PaRappa the Rapper
@anxiousemu
@anxiousemu 3 года назад
Can I just say, Garrick is so damn handsome ;-;
@mirhaik640
@mirhaik640 3 года назад
Time to start a fanclub
@bluebearii4477
@bluebearii4477 3 года назад
@@mirhaik640 GARRICK FAN CLUB!!! VERY HANDSOME MAN
@Bisexualdragon4042
@Bisexualdragon4042 3 года назад
He's staring in a romance tv show and has a podcast called "Guilty pleasures" pretty sure he has more work out there right now.
@Bisexualdragon4042
@Bisexualdragon4042 3 года назад
@@A_T216 Sadly it hasn't aired yet. 🥺 They got the pilot approved tho so that's a win so far
@flowerfleur8105
@flowerfleur8105 3 года назад
@@Bisexualdragon4042 I hope the best for him, he's one of those people who you can tell are intelligent and nice.
@averylynas2465
@averylynas2465 3 года назад
i’m supposed to be writing a research paper in biology right now but i can’t miss this
@DJLTT
@DJLTT 3 года назад
We all must stop what we're doing to watch this the moment it comes out
@cameseehc7371
@cameseehc7371 3 года назад
same, im literally in class right now but like. puppet history. so,,
@EmilyHenthorn
@EmilyHenthorn 3 года назад
Me sitting here with an actual history lecture to listen to 😅
@cameseehc7371
@cameseehc7371 3 года назад
m o o d
@maddyyhitch
@maddyyhitch 3 года назад
girl I’m supposed to be writing a history paper too but here we are
@stakrs16
@stakrs16 Год назад
Fun fact: King Louis XIV (known as "Le roi du soleil" for being one of the first authoritative monarchs in Europe that gave monarchs all of a state's governmental power) was very open about the amount of mistresses he had! He was often seen with them, AND the children that came from those affairs, in church. He basically got away with it because of his reputation
@shoesfillupwithwater
@shoesfillupwithwater 2 года назад
"papa! i want a jelly bean!" - a very normal, very sane quote that I think about every damn day
@jackroberts2704
@jackroberts2704 3 года назад
The Professor: "I don't know who this Shane guy is, but he sounds handsome."
@persona8439
@persona8439 3 года назад
Its like batman from the lego movies.
@Vic_the_owl92
@Vic_the_owl92 3 года назад
The empty eyes of the Professor as he said "I don't know." Deep inside he knew what could have happened to his family but he can only remember fire.
@cameronbelliston8296
@cameronbelliston8296 3 года назад
"besides being a shitty band" hey ryan, if you'd just close your eyes
@evalinaarenivaz4597
@evalinaarenivaz4597 3 года назад
They owe this man a big brain award for the way he just expanded the puppet history world
@demi_lynnx
@demi_lynnx 3 года назад
Title: “The Affair of the Poisons” My brain : ✨A Q U A T O F A N A✨
@burpydude8811
@burpydude8811 3 года назад
Shana sha shana sha shana sha sha shana shaaa
@justinebermudez3605
@justinebermudez3605 3 года назад
I actually thought the video is about the ✨aqua tofana✨
@MissSimone02
@MissSimone02 3 года назад
THAT'S LITERALLY ALL I COULD THINK OF TOO!!!
@thaisfranca4394
@thaisfranca4394 3 года назад
Yeeeeeees
@oliviagriffith3626
@oliviagriffith3626 3 года назад
Haha, here are the Bailey Sarian fans I was looking for!! We need the Professor to do an episode on ~A Q U A T O F A N A~ for sure!
@kristineh8309
@kristineh8309 3 года назад
I think we need to take a moment to appreciate that Shane got “Sierra Mist” and “blinker” into a song.
@MissPuppy468
@MissPuppy468 11 месяцев назад
Fun fact bastille is not only a prison, but in French it's a verb. Someone can be bastilled, or thrown into the bastille.
@jasonlong8754
@jasonlong8754 2 года назад
This episode had: Flashback to Garrick turning into a puppet and proclaiming, "This hurts!" Garrick commenting on how much he got hit on while a puppet. Death Chemists Slaughter Water More hints at the Professor's past. The Professor vaping. An amazing Beastie Boys style song ("You ready for this? Poison their ass!") "Do not murder. Do not poison." Gerrick forgetting about the effect the jelly beans have on him and turning into a puppet once again. "God dammit! Why?"
@franciscoflores5111
@franciscoflores5111 3 года назад
Is no one gonna talk about “To-do list: Rawdog the big guy?”
@Ali-mv3jc
@Ali-mv3jc 2 года назад
@TK Wallace honestly I'm surprised she didn't have more kids!
@PoochieCollins
@PoochieCollins 2 года назад
@TK Wallace : she was pretty smart; it's too bad her intelligence was used on being a psychopath.
@mxrmlt
@mxrmlt 3 года назад
we need an online university episode where the professor's computer gets a virus, everything goes haywire, and ryan finally wins fairly
@N0noy1989
@N0noy1989 3 года назад
Ryan did win one fair and square. But the Professor chose not to announce winners that episode.
@dbyron3824
@dbyron3824 3 года назад
“Gotta a couple of B boys for poisoning dogs!” The way he said that omg 😂😂
@JulianneMcLarney
@JulianneMcLarney 2 года назад
Slaughter water sounds like some kind of moonshine mixed with vodka that would kill anyone who drank more than half a shot
@shen-qf9mc
@shen-qf9mc 3 года назад
we can see that garrick, despite turning into a puppet, was clearly still modeled after his human body. if the professor is actually turning into a puppet by repeatedly consuming jellybeans, this implies that his true form is a hyper realistic giant blue hairy monster, as you do.
@susannachi2002
@susannachi2002 3 года назад
So, cookie monster
@sarahafton290
@sarahafton290 3 года назад
it could also be the more times you’re turned into a puppet the less realistic the puppet is.
@missybarbour6885
@missybarbour6885 3 года назад
Now I want him to be taken off his jellies and turn back into blue-bacca
@fluffyfluble429
@fluffyfluble429 3 года назад
He is the genie 🧞‍♂️
@samanthageraldine7546
@samanthageraldine7546 3 года назад
@@fluffyfluble429 holy shit!
@TerrificGiggles
@TerrificGiggles 3 года назад
"Are you just a human that keeps eating jelly beans?" WAIT, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PROFESSOR LORE--
@whoahdude9742
@whoahdude9742 3 года назад
I love a professor lore moment
@IAmNotYourProblem
@IAmNotYourProblem 11 месяцев назад
Fun fact- the cause of death for hanging is usually a broken neck. Usually it’s a quick affair, and the cases where the neck doesn’t snap often take longer and is obviously more painful so strangulation is a more painful and longer way to execute someone.
@katd.2000
@katd.2000 3 года назад
When is the Watcher team going to create a full-fledged musical? Because there is no reason all of their tunes should slap this hard without broadway aspirations
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