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@emavila 3 года назад

*I can just imagine Shane's search history* "Gymnastics suit for puppet" "Tiny trophy" "Jellybeans in bulk"

@interestingmouse9961 3 года назад

That leotard was almost definitely originally for an American girl doll

@mjcaboose3479 3 года назад

interestingmouse same with the track suit

@j.pnewcomer1069 3 года назад

@@interestingmouse9961 It is, my cousin used to have it for her doll

@reknit96 3 года назад

interestingmouse I was just thinking the same thing

@mirandathepandakitty1630 3 года назад

“Fuzzy blue puppet” “Puppet glasses”

@transaty_661 3 года назад

Ryan smiling with murder in his eyes when the professor gave kristin a point: *there it is* (Someone said thats the professor right sorry they just sound so similar, they must be related)

@maiajarvis404 3 года назад

FALSEHOOD!! His name is the professor!!! Shane is definitely 100%, never in a million years the professor lol

@adammay6663 3 года назад

“I didn’t even open my marker yet!” “Exactly” 😂

@jordanmiller6884 3 года назад

Is Ricky coming back?

@koro-is-caffeinated 3 года назад

Ricky is making a comeback, boys...

@shelbywerkheiser8188 3 года назад

Is Falsehood a sander Sides reference?

@laurentucker7471 3 года назад

'I'm an Asian hispanic man, I've never played croquet." That's so fucking funny

@peter5988 Год назад

honeslty i never even knew ryan was asian and hispanic so i was a little suprised to hear that 🤔

@CSSAMMYY_ Год назад

@@peter5988 Really? I thought it was obvious lol, he seemed very filipino-esque to me (which is basically the Mexico of asia)

@celestecotijar9464 Год назад

@@CSSAMMYY_ the philippines is the Mexico of Asia stfu that's so accurate 😂😂

@endless_del Год назад

made me think of alice in borderland (a japanese show) where 3 of the characters play croquet at the end

@corvidalexander3618 Год назад

@@CSSAMMYY_it's interesting that you say that because ever since I was little and up until I took an AP Human Geography class, I thought that The Phillipines was a Latin country lol

@kormagogthedestroyer 2 года назад

Fun fact: Felix Carvajal was sent to Greece to participate in the 1906 Athens marathon, got lost in Italy, was presumed dead, and then he showed up back in Cuba a year later. No one knows what he was doing during that time

@queenb1119 2 года назад

This is very weird, I'm standing in my kitchen (in Maryland) making oatmeal on the stove while binging puppet history (because I'm on day 3 of snow days and I need some sanity from the kids trying to drive me bonkers) and I come across your comment. With that Maryland flag profile pic and a user name of Oatmeal?, I just thought that was a funny coincidence! 😄

@astrowolvez 2 года назад

Free vacation baby!

@johndavidtibbetts7320 2 года назад

isnt it obvious? He was having adventures with The Doctor

@kormagogthedestroyer Год назад

@@queenb1119 what a strange coincidence hehehe

@crablessinbaltimore Год назад

living la vida loca, probably

@kacookgirl 3 года назад

Kristin: "Is this a trick question?" Professor: "I'm not here to trick you." BS! You had a trick question in the last episode! All the answers were right (All of the Above), but no points were given! We see your LIES, Professor McNasty! Edit: Oh my god, Ryan was right. He was actually right about something! This whole thing is rigged by McNasty! Edit: *GASP!* I have been noticed by the Watcher! All Hail the Watcher!

@shifanahmed3990 3 года назад

say anymore about mcnasty and you'll end up with some suspicious smelling jelly beans in your system

@chelazarcon3051 3 года назад

Mcnasty has been playing it nasty

@nonexistant4260 3 года назад

I'll bet you ten bucks Ryan ghost wrote this

@es6581 3 года назад

I didn’t know the professor screaming “ he gets a rotten jelly bean!! a rotten jelly bean for the beef boy!! --TWO ROTTEN JeLLY BEANS!! KeeP PUSHING ME-KEEP pushing me!!” can make me laugh like a madman

@viddergrapho8488 3 года назад

dammit I was in the process of eating a cheese bun and almost got liquid gold all over my pillow and couch

@diananguyen5478 3 года назад

Time stamp: 6:00 your welcome

@leenasheikh5273 3 года назад

@@diananguyen5478 You. Bless u

@Willinillyt 3 года назад

I wonder why Shane never participates in puppet history.

@annikakeatley6815 3 года назад

Got captured by a vengeful genie

@communist_oranges 3 года назад

He'd probably just *ruin the history* I'll go home...

@shosplecolupis8794 3 года назад

hed win every time, it wouldnt be fair

@chriswhite4408 3 года назад

Hes scared of the professor

@audreyweishaar3325 3 года назад

gee idk hes prob busy

@TaylorAdams12 3 года назад

They didn’t even cover the “best” part of Hick’s race, on top of his egg white and rat poison smoothie, he was also given bourbon in place of water.

@CottagecoreGoblin 2 года назад

That dude must've been out of his mind during the last few miles

@mauricedavis8261 2 года назад

Ah bourbon, now your talking, screw you Gatorade!!!🙏🥇

@zerofox641 2 года назад

Imagine if athletes today were given bourbon instead of water/gatorade. The Super Bowl would be a LOT more interesting

@hypotheticalforest 2 года назад

This reminds me of a tweet I saw that said something along the lines of “fuck it, let athletes use performance enhancing drugs, let’s see how fast a human can run” 😂

@astrowolvez 2 года назад

@@hypotheticalforest I think it was tosh.0 that he made a joke about having a special section of the olympics where they can use as much steroids as they want and “test how far the human body can go”.

@mrrd4444 3 года назад

"I'm an Asian Hispanic Man I've never played croquet" honestly as a Filipino I thought croquet was the food for most of my childhood

@user-nw8vn7rn2q 3 года назад

To add to this confusion.....potato croquettes are thing

@edenviii2638 3 года назад

Damn is it not? What a trip

@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 3 года назад

Seriously? Didn't expect it... I'm also a Fil but French Macaroons was that to me...

@poopiekaka 3 года назад

croquettes are like a very popular dutch fried snack

@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752 3 года назад

@@user-nw8vn7rn2q Only heard of that once...

@julesking1303 3 года назад

20:57 honestly i want a FULL Puppet History episode about Alice Roosevelt, that woman was so fucking badass. She was a teenager when her dad became president, and was in full wild child mode for his entire presidency. There’s even a story about her burning an effigy of the next First Lady on the White House lawn as her dad was leaving office. She was insanely independent and free willed, to the point where she once burst in on a Cabinet Meeting and after she left one of Teddy’s aides was like “could you maybe control her a little” and Teddy said “I can either run this country, or I can control Alice, I cannot do both”.

@beggar1015 3 года назад

She also has one of the best quotes I live by: "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

@absolutelyalice1754 3 года назад

Alice Lee Roosevelt was fun. She used to smoke on the White House roof, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach in her purse, and was famous for her wit. She had a pillow embroidered with the words, "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."

@thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад

Huh, I was thinking the same when I saw her - a whole episode COULD be done about her. But honestly, I’d rather have one of Teddy Roosevelt. Alice was a jerk and a self serving spoiled brat who liked to pee in the punch bowl (metaphorically speaking) to get attention. Nothing she did took effort or commitment to making someone else’s life better. She had fame, fortune and good looks yet she didn’t do or accomplish anything good and worthwhile. Just a few weeks ago I hiked through Teddy Roosevelt Natl. Park in ND and Yellowstone in Montana and really was feeling huge heaps of appreciation and respect for that TR. Teddy’s story is supposedly well known, but I don’t think well known enough and...it’s so fascinating, it never gets old.

@julesking1303 3 года назад

The Albanian Lorg i mean. Teddy did, ya know, heavily contribute to American neo-colonialism in some really horrible ways and Alice chose to not be very politically active. Probably because she was really annoyed by the political world, and how “noble” and genteel women in politics were meant to act. She seemed like the kind of person who hated being told that she couldn’t be herself, and i personally respect that a lot. And as funny and heroic as Teddy’s antic seem from a historical lens, i wonder how Alice reacted to times when her dad would blatantly risk his own life “for his country”. Like. Imagine knowing your dad was going to make a big political speech, learning he was shot at the beginning, and then continued giving the speech for another half hour. Having Teddy Roosevelt as a dad was probably stressful as hell, and I can completely understand not wanting to be a super public figure in politics after growing up like that.

@thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад

@@julesking1303 Yeah, I get why she might not have been a happy camper, but still just not a fan.

@iridescentaurora268 3 года назад

It’s a bit amusing to hear someone like *Shane* say the words “I’m too small.” 😅

@janeeyre1990 3 года назад

Shane didn't say that, it was The Professor.

@melodys9188 3 года назад

whos Shane i only know the professor

@alex-fs9yt 2 года назад

What do you mean? Shane isn't in this video

@yumisayama6272 2 года назад

Shane? Where did you even see him? He's not even in the video... Are you okay?

@a_lill_wrom 2 года назад

I've never met this *sharn* tell me about him

@the-amazing-karnak 2 года назад

I love how Kristins just bopping her head and laughing at the torch singing about sacrifice and selling your soul to “get that fucking gold” while Ryan is just sitting there watching in horror like “What?!

@phoenixgirl70 Год назад

It’s so true though! The injuries, abuse, no time for other normal activities. Look at Keri Strug. Ended her career. And when Simone had to quit and so much of the US was angry at her in a crazy way. The songs hilarious and Shane’s so on point. I hope Kristin is on this season.

@marianwojcik6088 3 года назад

Kristin: Is it a trick question? The Professor: No of course not! I'm not here to trick you! The Professor, two seconds later: HahA, I tRIckEd yOu!

@partlyironic 3 года назад

HE’S A NASTY BOY

@anonymousperson3023 3 года назад

Technically, it isnt a trick question. The olympics was originally awared to Chicago.

@743d43ladyfae 3 года назад

Like a true professor

@koro-is-caffeinated 3 года назад

He is a little *nasty*

@SimMallec 3 года назад

oh how the turntables

@xenophiliuslovegood6914 3 года назад

Kristen: Love him or DIE. She just very succinctly summarized the Watcher fandom's feelings.

@randomgrmlin 3 года назад

Xenophilius Lovegood time?

@xenophiliuslovegood6914 3 года назад

14:49 (when the Professor is dancing in his leotard)

@lindseyalbright3324 3 года назад

She's one of us! All Hail the Watcher!

@ShiningStars560 3 года назад

Just the way that the professor said hi! 🤩

@justanothernerd6714 3 года назад

I really want to see an episode of Unsolved where Shane does some research on the haunted location they go to, and then surprises/torments Ryan by bringing the Professor with him

@chelleebooth5290 2 года назад

why do people keep bringing up shane?? he's not even in these videos!!

@justanothernerd6714 2 года назад

@@chelleebooth5290 there’s just something about Shane and the Professor that makes me want to see them in a show together. I can’t put my finger on it….

@hopelesshopefulromantic1791 Год назад

I love this comment and I don't wanna ruin the 666 likes on it, this counts as my like

@halliewong 2 года назад

Kristin seems like the _definition_ of the word "delight" and I love it.

@lw401 3 года назад

Add it to the lore: the professor’s immortality is *definitely* due to a fickle genie who keeps making things worse

@jaynenunya6070 3 года назад

He got immortality but had to live as a puppet.

@lw401 3 года назад

Jayne Lavallee Yes! That’s genius 😂

@aurora5481 3 года назад

Possibly the same genie that keeps bringing these inanimate objects to life for musical numbers.

@hanthemayor 3 года назад

I'm counting this as canon the Puppet History lore keeps getting bigger.

@julesking1303 3 года назад

He’s mentioned genies in multiple episodes

@carissanami5824 3 года назад

"a rotten jelly bean for you!" "Why don't you give me one more, you coward?" This cracked me up 😂

@MrOuchiez 3 года назад

Love the Breakfast Club reference he dusted off there!

@ArcherOwl 2 года назад

After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out or takes away willy-nilly. Actual Score: Ryan had 5 points and Kristin had 2. Ryan really won this one. Good job beef boy

@mase5995 Год назад

Ryan did win the Christmas episode but Professor decided everyone gets a gift since it was Christmas

@LivingMyLife22 Год назад

🫘

@viperv6768 2 года назад

Sincerely, I no longer recognize Shane vs the Professor. In my mind, they have nearly completely different voices.

@adeer87 2 года назад

Thank goodness I’m not the only one.

@dixierae6063 Год назад

Shockingly I just found this channel when I was searching 4 Unsolved Mysteries what an absolute score. Have been binging for days. I couldn't agree more as a matter of fact it's a big part what makes this series absolute genius. I'm even starting to forget that he's the voices of the paper puppets. Sometimes I even forget the paper puppets aren't real. LMAO

@starmunch6433 3 года назад

Ryan: This is Rigged, I cant Win. also Ryan: Taunts the professor to take points away from him until he does.

@jennaighazawadka6735 3 года назад

I think Ryan has accepted he's not allowed to win, so now he's just out to spite Professor McNasty 😂😂😂

@AndreaGarcia-zz7jz 3 года назад

Lmao I don't blame the guy because Shane is just trolling Ryan every single episode by this point 😂😂😂

@RocaDeearCenjar 3 года назад

If he hadn’t done that taunting he would’ve won.

@lynnielemonade 3 года назад

420th like

@UltimateKyuubiFox 3 года назад

RocaDeearCenjar He still got more points than her even with the two sour beans,

@theodoremiller7453 3 года назад

maybe ryan would win if he didn't open the episode by insulting the professor

@circusclown1503 3 года назад

Nah that’s boring

@angieb976 3 года назад

Ya he needs to start being a brown noser

@paninipress4778 3 года назад

The professor ghost wrote this

@MrOuchiez 3 года назад

He still finished with more History Points despite being docked 2 of them right out of the gate.

@amnigma2342 Год назад

He didn't insult him in the Mansa Musa one and still lost

@vincentjoisce7488 9 месяцев назад

the phrase "would you break all of your bones for a parade when you get home?" is so emotionally raw that i cannot believe it was sung by a puppet of the olympic torch

@violetscrypt 3 года назад

“he’s dancing! love him or D I E.” same, honestly

@Vivian_Wong 3 года назад

I love how Ryan knows he can’t win anymore so he’s just trying his best to aggravate the professor 😂😂

@sakurataishiogacha8356 3 года назад

If you can't win, atleast have some fun right? XD

@Dropdeaddonuts 3 года назад

Ryan is how I felt in high school, if I hated being there and I hadn’t left already I may as well vibe?

@Ravenclaw75908 3 года назад

I love Puppet history!!!!!!!

@whatthewhatthe9117 3 года назад

Rotten jelly beans for everyone

@LoganWH8 3 года назад

He would’ve won this one if he hadn’t taunted the Professor into two rotten jellybeans.

@lyn5299 3 года назад

Ryan: Why don’t you give me another one you coward The professor: You dare question my power?

@Audreyrosey 3 года назад

Is no one gonna talk about Shane going "come at me putin" That was the funniest thing ever.

@Nowgivemeyourfries 2 года назад

*the professor, Shane isn’t involved in this series

@agatha6999 2 года назад

@@DarkElfDiva Sure aged well

@elenadirectorofmiiss7942 Год назад

So Putin was part of the conspiracy to take down the Professor with Ryan, the Genie, and the Devil, confirmed?

@BriannaMD Год назад

@@agatha6999 i was thinking the same thing

@amelia3146 2 года назад

“Why don’t we throw $45 at the problem” is so funny lmao

@nascha58 3 года назад

The sexual tension between Ryan and the history cup he's never won

@gillianfleischer5620 3 года назад

It’s like Leonardo DiCaprio when he wasn’t able to win an award lol

@willowoodz 3 года назад

@@gillianfleischer5620 OH MY GOD 😂😂

@nataliethomas444 3 года назад

@hansoel1610 3 года назад

Didn’t he share one cup

@nascha58 3 года назад

@@hansoel1610 which made it even worse. He never owns a solid one. Lmao.

@gwen5437 3 года назад

I love the costume, but seeing the professor without his little hat feels... wrong.

@jml6263 3 года назад

I'm more horrifyingly entranced by his naked legs

@scarletrose_9848 3 года назад

@@jml6263 I wish our legs looked that good while being hairy 🤣🤣🤣

@jml6263 3 года назад

@@scarletrose_9848 Nothing wrong with humans being fuzzy! The bright blue might be something to look into though.

@Kayionz 3 года назад

He looked like blue elmo without the hat. LOL

@mikaylav395 3 года назад

Bro exactly what I thought with the pillow in the Vesuvius ep but the pillow was so cute 😂

@huntereasley3885 Год назад

watching Ryan call the professor "a dead man" is so heartbreaking in retrospect... we should've seen the signs sooner. if we had, the professor might still be with us.

@fluffs. 3 года назад

If the world ever returns to normal, Ryan and Shane should definitely take the Professor to Disney Land and smuggle him onto rides

@megannehring8993 3 года назад

I love that the Professor just rades an American girl doll closet whenever he needs a new outfit.

@SecretIdentityStudio 3 года назад

I mean, American Girl fans are proportionally disposed to growing up to be history nerds... especially the ones who are still AG fans when they grow up. (And given that outfit is from 2016, it's not a childhood closet find.)

@partlyironic 3 года назад

I like the idea that he steals them

@hfalko 3 года назад

Raids

@Myah234 3 года назад

@@SecretIdentityStudio 😂

@pbjman5809 3 года назад

Raids

@lindsaym756 3 года назад

"You've never played croquet??" Ryan: "I'm an Asain Hispanic man I've never played croquet" Me: Laughs in Latina

@lindsaym756 3 года назад

- lmao 🤣🤣

@boozhoobineshii 3 года назад

*laughs in Japanese and native*

@lindsaym756 3 года назад

Jarrett Kobayashi lmao I love this so much

@Druzica18 3 года назад

If it helps, I'm whiter than Wonderbread and have never played croquet either. I think it involves a hammer or mallet or something and that's all i know.

@lindsaym756 3 года назад

M lucas this reply is gold lmao

@ninetailedmaster1 2 года назад

"Come at me Putin" has aged like a fine wine!

@turtle0053 Год назад

You could convince me this whole Olympic marathon was a cartoon

@JeevesAnthrozaurUS Год назад

Speaking of cartoonish sporting events: The 1908 New York to Paris car race genuinely feels like the originator of every trope in cartoons about car racing.

@abderians 3 года назад

The Professor, popping out from behind the curtain after Kristin said she missed his little outfit: hi! :) Me, openly weeping: h-hi

@CryptidThatExists 3 года назад

It was so pure. I fucking love the professor :3

@annas.8103 3 года назад

14:00 I'm saying this so I can spam it later on.

@halohajo_ 3 года назад

It’s just so wholesome 🥺

@butterscotchcandy8489 3 года назад

No idea how but he legitimately sounded like he said “:D” out loud. Wholesome 🥺

@itsgeorgielu 3 года назад

Puppet History Conspiracy Theory: the professor was once a human that was cursed by a fickle genie to become a puppet

@iceyschoaticcreations8553 3 года назад

At the beginning of time, it's how he knows all this history, he was cursed to be an immortal puppet.

@itsgeorgielu 3 года назад

@@iceyschoaticcreations8553 THE LORE DEEPENS

@theprofessor6962 3 года назад

Very very curious...

@oddity3571 3 года назад

I sincerely hope this becomes canon

@jeffreyhsia8760 3 года назад

If you look at the shanemadej RU-vid channel, you’ll find a video where he plays a professor character. Coincidence? I think not.

@mk_the_maniac2091 3 года назад

We love to see ex-buzzfeed/soon to be ex-buzzfeed employees back together making amazing content

@LuckyBones77 11 месяцев назад

I like to refer to them as ‘Buzzfeed survivors’ bc so many of them describe significant burnout in their ‘why i left’ videos. Kristin’s burnout was especially rough though

@awzthemusicalreviews 10 месяцев назад

"Skiing with a sniper rifle" is the Olympic sport that Finland consistently dominates

@lochness7419 3 года назад

I lose my mind every single time the Professor shakes and the screen turns red it's the FUNNIEST THING ITS SO CURSED

@blue-3430 3 года назад

it never gets old

@spicywatermelon8617 3 года назад

It's beautiful

@oldajtap1361 2 года назад

sheer rage within the man

@jessicakaemery 2 года назад

@@blue-3430 neither does the Professor, he's immortal 😎

@breadytofight8742 2 года назад

@@jessicakaemery this aged like fine wine

@alyssalivingston2570 3 года назад

“I’m an Asian Hispanic man. I have never played croquet.” King

@mailman276 3 года назад

timestamp pls

@carina3367 3 года назад

Mail Man 10:33

@jif635 3 года назад

I felt that

@KahosSaint 3 года назад

Racist.

@proffesionalweredog7426 3 года назад

@@KahosSaint pls tell me you're joking

@spinartist2397 3 года назад

That song by the torch was simultaneously the funniest and disturbing song I have ever heard in all my 32yrs of life

@lolaamador-locher3253 3 года назад

Her laugh is so contagious, everytime she just started cracking up I couldn't help but join in

@Kel.Vision 3 года назад

Ryan: Here comes a History Point. Professor: A History Point for Kristin! Ryan: Shocker. Lmao! I love Ryan so much. He's just over it.

@recoil53 3 года назад

"What's this really about?" We're heading for a season ending throw down.

@bm631 3 года назад

Lol Payback for all the ghost hunting.

@QilleWolf 3 года назад

When Ryan finally wins, I think the Professor is going to send him a bag full of spiders instead of jellybeans

@thealbanianlorg6542 3 года назад

One: if he ever wins, Two: I can’t imagine what it would be. 😭😭😭

@Countrydiva524 3 года назад

I think it'll be Beanboozled jellybeans I'd pay to watch that

@demonflowerchild 3 года назад

He will nvr win. It's all for the guest

@thatrachelgirl1803 3 года назад

Delivered by a bear

@aiden.ambulance 3 года назад

imagine if he sent him all barf flavored ones

@TheBestComicKing 3 года назад

5:59 you know one of these days Ryan’s gonna try to choke the Professor, and the Professor would try to bite Ryan.

@dhyanadesai6622 Год назад

A close enough prediction 😂

@jenn9911 2 года назад

“Im an asian hispanic man. Ive never played croquet” wise words from a wise man. Best line in the episode and if you disagree well thats on you as the queen detox herself would say

@_HuffleProud_ 3 года назад

When Shane mysteriously dies of poisoning in a few days, I won’t be surprised.

@toniprancelot 3 года назад

I love how you say 'when' rather than 'if' the confidence

@Lowekinder 3 года назад

Ryans the one eating rotten jelly beans

@mirandathepandakitty1630 3 года назад

They’ll find jelly beans in his stomach

@ninamcbride2803 3 года назад

can’t wait to see in the news that the professor has been beheaded

@Meiabell 3 года назад

Don’t eat the eggs Shane

@kelvingemstone 3 года назад

'A fickle genie who keeps making things worse no matter what you say.' Alright we've found what's responsible for 2020.

@camili5072 3 года назад

Yeah the professor obviously made a wish that went horribly horribly wrong

@soupsoup4245 3 года назад

@@camili5072 He wished for infinite knowledge but also got cursed with his puppet body

@JodiesSideEye 3 года назад

more like who

@camili5072 3 года назад

Soup Soup bold of you to assume that he doesn’t have infinite knowledge because he was there to experience all these events

@soupsoup4245 3 года назад

@@camili5072 shit you're right

@emiliejoykerr9173 3 года назад

Ryan's nickname "beef boy" has carried on from previous episodes and I am definitely here for it.

@Faogain2468 3 года назад

The positive energy from Kristin is so heartwarming

@pbfgames8782 3 года назад

Can I just say during a year that is just the worst, and seeing other shows try to adapt to the times, it is simply amazing that this show continues to just produce such high quality content and entertainment. It has managed to not lose an ounce of what makes it great while also having to pivot to a virtual model. Thank you for the big laughs during these troubling times.

@Emily-iy9mr 3 года назад

True! As a big history buff myself, I'm so happy the show has not changed even though it's online. I also love Puppet History because it looks at really old history topics! Plus, this musical theater nerd loves some good show tunes.

@carlitojrbaylosis3844 3 года назад

@Katie Dahl its very funny tho when a guest got a jelly bean in his little satchel or bag

@snavisTM 3 года назад

Maybe because the shows are 95% talking and 5% visual effects that they put in later during editing.

@rosieweasel24601 3 года назад

It’s so wonderful and we’re all so lucky that this show is able to work so well in a virtual form!!!

@papermist1158 3 года назад

srsly most youtube shows show the glitchy-ness of zoom but they clearly take the time to produce high quality content for their viewers. them and their team are fucking awesome ✌✌✌

@noemidiaz1931 3 года назад

I like how in this season Ryan really doesn't care about winning he's just going after the professor

@lolidk839 3 года назад

That might be Ricky goldsworth

@Dolphinman300 3 года назад

I mean he has no chance while they’re quarantined

@lolidk839 3 года назад

@@Dolphinman300 Ricky just busts down the door and just says in a calm tone dispite the fact that he busted down a door "quarantine can not control me"

@silverdrag0n_ 3 года назад

@@lolidk839 shit, you might be right

@sayarasa8961 3 года назад

He stole some peaches and apples, took a peaceful nap and get number four in the game? What a mad lad

@okthen623 3 года назад

Ryan breaking character and asking the Professor "whats this all about" has the same energy as every 4th wall break in WandaVision

@herschiel 3 года назад

The Professor’s little “Hi” was something that I didn’t know I needed until now

@adriep2773 3 года назад

I rewound that part 6 times

@saruma32 3 года назад

14:01

@bugboy4563 3 года назад

When I heard that little hi I almost keeled over :) good stuff

@regan_cm 3 года назад

SO SWEET

@thanahune9241 3 года назад

the little costume just makes it even better 🥰🥰

@Zero-dead- 3 года назад

Shane: *exposes russia* Ryan: they’re gonna come for you Shane: COME AT ME PUTIN Putin somewhere in Russia: Somethings Wrong I can feel it

@balrogdahomie 3 года назад

“ Just... a feeling I’ve got. And if he is JELLYBEANS as you say... then we’re in trouble. Big trouble!”

@CDN_Bookmouse 2 года назад

"Come at me, Putin!" Professor what have you DONE???!!!

@dangernoodledee111 Год назад

I love Kristin’s enthusiasm to learn about this funny little bit of history! She seems like a fun person to chill with!

@pandora1586 3 года назад

Ryan: "and I didn't even have rat poison in me." I honestly expected the professor to say "not yet".

@DezerayHope 3 года назад

A MISSED OPPORTUNITY

@AB-fp6wd 3 года назад

When? I miseed this bit

@promethanol4162 3 года назад

A.Berry 1 23:06

@randomgrmlin 3 года назад

God dammit that would have been perfect

@angelarosemariecook222 3 года назад

when he said he was too small for the rides at Disney I immediately pictured him just getting flung off rides. Just a little blue blur flying away from rides.

@stephanietheravenclaw2835 3 года назад

I picture him the a potato flying around my room potato in the ceiling

@thefinalfrontear 3 года назад

This fucking sent me lmaooo

@cait5158 3 года назад

aw i pictured ryan sneaking him in by putting him in the front of his hoodie or something lol

@ronaldfarber589 3 года назад

😂

@ava_marie_v 3 года назад

@@cait5158 That's assuming Ryan wouldn't yeet him from rides for refusing to let him win.

@erynnoverfield Год назад

This series is 1000% my comfort series. I also can’t stop calling my head a dome now.

@EspaALSC 2 года назад

26:43 "he's a dead man..." omg ryan warned us of his plan all along

@elysiantree1052 3 года назад

"imagine 6 flags but with more whale bones and racism"

@dolandtimmons4645 3 года назад

You can tell for some reason Ryan really doesn't like the professor

@flo8334 3 года назад

@@dolandtimmons4645 i don’t think the professor is like limited by gender or race. he’s above all

@thejason755 3 года назад

Sooooo, regular six flags?

@addi7397 3 года назад

why is no one talking about how soft and adorable the Professor’s little “hi” was at 14:01 it melted my heart

3 года назад

Same omg it was so cute

@regan_cm 3 года назад

so sweet🥺

@inevitable_handle 3 года назад

I am cute tho

@Jasmine-gv2us 3 года назад

I had to rewatch it 🥺

@jamesmoriarty2329 3 года назад

And then the little chuckle. Honestly best experience in my life.

@samryder8496 3 года назад

As someone who grew up on a hill, running up a hill is extremely hard no matter if you’ve drank rat poison or not

@CoRLex-jh5vx 2 года назад

The Professor saying "Come at me Putin" aged either magnificently or awfully and I do not know which

@rosario2195 3 года назад

The professor looks cute in his lil gymnast outfit and all but somewhere in Shane’s office lies a naked American girl doll

@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat 3 года назад

Dang

@DarkestElemental616 3 года назад

Can't you order the outfits separately?

@annikakeatley6815 3 года назад

@@DarkestElemental616 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@iscaylis 3 года назад

Nah, the doll is wearing the Professor’s original outfit

@choochoopicklepie 2 года назад

@@A_T216 hahahsh

@not_lea3541 2 года назад

it’s so cute how shane put schaumburg with a star on the map because it’s his birth city :)

@cherrycanary307 Год назад

I adore Kristen's explosion of laughter at the torch puppet

@karateteacherpouredacidonmycar 3 года назад

I’m picturing Shane dressing the professor in his cute little outfit and it’s the most adorable thing ever.

@pikpacchu4704 3 года назад

what does the professor look like without an outfit on? I'm sure it looks absolutely terrifying

@c.r2135 3 года назад

@@pikpacchu4704 find out on his onlyfans

@pikpacchu4704 3 года назад

@@c.r2135 I wish I was Jared, 19

@nicolepinzon5745 3 года назад

The last episode of this season will include Shane dressed in a life-sized mascot suit of the professor, body slamming Ryan.

@sammcd4 3 года назад

OMG PLEASE I NEED THIS

@quinnbro3480 3 года назад

Would you scoop out both your eyes, just to win that fucking prize? Ryan: *looks horrified* Lauren: *jammin'*

@samb.3948 3 года назад

I absolutely LOVE the dynamic that this show has. Like, Ryan has been putting up with Shane for so long that nothing fazes him anymore, but the newcomers are always so excited. It's adorable!

@sethjacksonanimation8407 3 года назад

i feel like any content shane is in charge of producing is just an elaborate scheme to break ryan

@lilguykian 3 года назад

It’s cause he misses the hot daga 😂😂

@Trickpants 3 года назад

True friendship

@FingeringThings 3 года назад

The dude who took a nap during the run is an absolute madman

@soupforfree 3 года назад

a true madlad

@kaitlynng7924 3 года назад

you do what you gotta do

@FingeringThings 3 года назад

@@kaitlynng7924 Yes

@cr0-okedglasses814 2 года назад

24:55 “I must DOWS my Hellish FLAAAAME, with your subservient sweat.” Ryan: Wha

@katmoss6266 2 года назад

can we talk about how The Professor is definitely wearing an American Girl doll leotard?

@TheGhostgirl350 3 года назад

I have two very important requests. Very important. 1. Have Kristen come back next season 2. When Corona is not longer a threat to humanity, take the professor to Disney in like a backpack and PLEASE sneak him on rides so he can experience it. I would pay to watch that deadass

@savannahthum7695 3 года назад

I fully support both of these things

@thegirlsinapt3042 3 года назад

Oh this 100% NEEDS to happen 😂

@mononoke_hime_ham 3 года назад

YESSSSSSSSSS

@MeanderingFox 3 года назад

💜💜💜💜

@MarshIsQueer 3 года назад

My only thought is the thing people wear with their baby's on their chest except Shane is wearing it so he can hold the Professor so he can experience the rides to its fullest.

@ihveesoar3505 3 года назад

Every week, Ryan always ends the episode like he’s about to commit his own unsolved mystery: true crime

@kaleyz5518 3 года назад

HAHAHA

@RewindingFilm04 3 года назад

Someday Shane will find The Professor ripped into blue furballs, with Ricky Goldsworth standing over him menacingly.

@lavendarbeany 2 года назад

As a gymnast myself, I was very happy to see the professor in his little competition leotard. It made my day. Thank you Professor.

@thomaslai1381 3 года назад

19:11 Medical use of Strychnine was actually pretty common during the early 20th century. Since the poison essentially behaves like Tetanus, causing one’s muscles to constrict, it was thought that small doses of Strychnine would promote and enhance muscular contractions, just the sort of thing that would be useful to a runner.

@geekgirl_luv4262 10 месяцев назад

How the hell did humanity survive this long

@meghanphillips3495 3 года назад

Me two weeks ago: "Is there anything cuter than The Professor with a tiny pillow tied to his head?" The Professor this week in a gymnast's leotard: "Hold my jelly bean filled satchel!"

@Rebecca-hm6pw 3 года назад

“Hold my jelly bean filled satchel, it doesn’t go with this adorable leotard”

@AshikKAnsar 3 года назад

Ryan: "Growing old and dying is overrated." Also Ryan when he sees a shadow: "A demon!! Oh god, don't let me die!." (pulls out the holy water)

@ximenaruiz1392 3 года назад

XDDDDD

@moonlight1393 3 года назад

So what? He just wants to die on his own terms. Completely understandable. XD

@LesLapinsFluffy 2 года назад

I need to sincerely apologize, because I've been sleeping on Puppet History. I've been binge watching and can't stop!

@opheliaismyname9180 Год назад

I love the map having the labels 'Beautiful Illinois' and 'Schaumberg', Shane bias at work

@valeriavaldez6298 3 года назад

We got “spoilies,” the tiny “hi,” and the professor being really sad about not being able to go on rides at Disneyland....in conclusion the professor is ✨baby✨

@alesiat1320 3 года назад

I agree he is precious

@selenamorillon228 3 года назад

And the little whoop at the very end omgg

@buttersubstitute3324 3 года назад

The leotard and medal the professor is wearing looks like an American Girl Doll outfit.

@michellev86 3 года назад

it is 😭 we found the exact one

@endymionredacted1304 3 года назад

So is his jacket and hat! It's cute.

@carolinecameron4840 3 года назад

I knew immediately that it was from American Girl... and idk if I should be proud of myself for that (I'm 22)

@lilcat8857 3 года назад

I thought it was. Glad to see I was right 😂

@zoesmybaby 3 года назад

@@englishatheart me too and 30 fucking 8 years of age. I also have daughters but they have grown out of them. I have not. Never got that type of stuff as a kid because we were poor.

@wasitamrormrs6548 3 года назад

Professor: I’m to small for the rides in Disney Shane behind the curtain: A FUCKING GIANT

@dragnixstar 3 года назад

The professor’s gentle hi to Kristen is so cute,,,,,, Also,,, the professor wearing the lady’s gymnastics and saying that he’s just wearing what feels nice- the professor’s probably a non-binary possibly immortal being-

@PuppyLove2468 3 года назад

It was!!

@chasegoodwin345 3 года назад

Yesss all the votes for a nonbinary professor story arc

@bakedbean136 3 года назад

yes!! that's. what i thought too!!!

@elianadunigan2915 3 года назад

Yes! He's definitely a little He/They fuzzy boy!😊

@sou1creeper211 3 года назад

jesus you all need help

@mgpicecream 3 года назад

Idea for a future episode-- the most successful pirate of all time was a Chinese woman named Ching Shih and she deserves way more history cred than she gets!!!

@AgentSteffi 3 года назад

didn't they had a ruining history video about her? i am awful with names, but it was about a pirate queen (i think a chinese pirate queen, but it's been like 2 years since i watched that so i wouldn't count on my memories)

@Rimelelnr 3 года назад

AgentSteffi They had one about two woman who where pirates but they were British (I think), not Chinese 😊

@lexigrimhaive 3 года назад

AgentSteffi No, that was about Anne Bonnie and Mary Reed.

@bootypounder666 3 года назад

I second this and I would also like to throw in wu zetian: a concubine who schemed her way up to becoming china’s only female emperor. Lots of really interesting facts about her as well. (One fun fact is that her tomb is shaped like a giant pair of tiddies.)

@elocin22791 3 года назад

This is a great episode idea! She was also fictionalised in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies so it would be cool to share more about her life.

@ce-res 3 года назад

i-he doesn’t look right without his hat😭

@laurenlanterns4376 3 года назад

I miss his widdle hat

@MrNarwhaI 3 года назад

I miss his jelly beans

@zoemcgonnell5180 3 года назад

He looks so disheveled

@ninaserafina823 3 года назад

He looks like Elmo's disheveled cousin.

@ce-res 3 года назад

Nina Serafina he really does 😂

@Short_Round1999 3 года назад

NGL. When Shane was doing the skit and asked, “What if somebody dies?” He literally sounded like Ryan

@miubows 3 года назад

The professor feels like a parent that always treats their kids friends better then their actual kid, the kid being ryan 🤣

@morrimathews8625 3 года назад

the season finale is gonna end with Ryan seamlessly leaving his frame into the professor’s and choking him out

@MegaJessylynn 3 года назад

Ngl this would be amazing

@Nicole148809 3 года назад

Dude, if they ever get in the same room Ryan's just going to end up yeeting the Professor across the room.

@BMiren-bc6ye 3 года назад

i would love it if he leaves his frame, becomes a puppet, and chokes out professor

@bordeauxisburning 3 года назад

@@BMiren-bc6ye Now the season can't end any other way. I need this like I need air. 😂😂

@bcmarcin9447 3 года назад

if ryan keeps acting like this he’s gonna get detention if he wants to win maybe be nice to The Professor

@twiceandwekimekienjoyer5525 3 года назад

I love how proud Ryan is of his heritage, as another hispanic it makes me really happy.

@Gene1nABottle 3 года назад

Shane bringing the suffering down upon Ryan as retribution for making him a ghost hunter.

@hopeworld_2190 3 года назад

I love how every Puppet History Ryan and the Professor get increasingly feral toward each other

@recoil53 3 года назад

I'm looking forward to a season ending showdown.

@Katpiratefan275 3 года назад

I predict an altercation or a very hilarious murder attempt on the professor at the end of the season here. BTW does anyone actually keep track of the points. Because I feel that Ryan actually won one.

@subversivecritter8043 3 года назад

@@Katpiratefan275 I was actually wondering about the points myself. I can never remember to keep track when I'm watching the episodes.

@Katpiratefan275 3 года назад

@@subversivecritter8043 well, they're on youtube for the rewatch. Challenge is on to defend the Bergara Honor!

@Katpiratefan275 3 года назад

@@lorrainewilliams7896 you're right. Ricky is taking over Ryan. Soon he's gonna be kicking everyone out, demanding food and someone to pick him up at 8am sharp. "Yes Mr. Goldsworth. Right away, Mr. Goldsworth."