THE ANGRY OZZY OSBOURNE FANBOY DRINKING GAME! 

Imagine using the 1 hour of internet time allotted to you by your nursing home to get mad at someone for being lukewarm on an album you probably didn't listen to.

Every single point you made in your "Patient Number 9" review was valid and dead on, imo. I'm 48, and have been a huge Ozzy fan since I was 12, and I think he should have retired a long time ago. People my age who refuse to venture out of their comfort zone and give new bands a listen baffle the ever living fuck out of me. There's a shit ton of great modern metal out there!

Thanks for these videos Robert. It's helpful when going through a rough time. 🤘

*listens to all the comments* Conclusion: okay boomer

Ay props to the second guy for a callback to 1914's sophomore album, cheers to that!

Dude, first time watching a video like this from you, gotta watch all of em now! Just wanted to say, never loose that humor side of yours, never change for anybody or whatever. You have an awesome personnality! We would have fun around a couple beers i can tell you that! Love your channel! Keep up the good work!!

I like the reference you made in the description, made me chuckle

This is so much fun. I love your attitude

Great video. I think people are just scared thinking about their own mortality. If Ozzie is retiring, then a whole generation is making final preparations as well. Not that it excuses personal insults or anything like that. Good luck, great content.

Speaking of “there’s no new music” your reviews of Revocation and Akurion were spot on. Phenomenal albums that I got from your review. Cheers 🍻 and hopefully these Ozzy fans will pay for his medical bills

I liked the latest albums by Ozzy, Saxon and AC/DC but you’re totally right that these bands are (sadly) at the end of their careers. Between you and your colleagues at Metal Trenches, Forgemasters, Banger, etc you guys are doing an awesome job of bringing us newer albums from the likes of Haunt, Summerlands, Venom Prison, etc. There’s such a massive amount of great metal out there that I’d never have known about if it weren’t for you and those other RU-vid channels. You’re doing a great job mate and if you’re ever in Australia the first drink is on me

Just found your channel dude, love your sense of humor and the way you compose yourself. Got a new fan! Also I really do not understand the massive love some people have towards "Patient Number 9." I thought it was passable at best. Not bad, but certainly not on par with the other Ozzy material. It had some fun ideas and is still wayyy better than "Ordinary Man," but it is no where near as good as we were probably all hoping. The legend needs a break. At least the title-track rocks!

"Please retire yourself from the internet" made me laugh way more than it should have 😂 These drinking games are always fun to watch And yes I do play along from time to time 👀

Them: “you wouldn’t have metal without Ozzy.” Geezer Butler: (the songwriter of Sabbath) “am I a joke to you?”

I've been "subslimed" to your channel since 2019 😅

Another future "Reviewing Every Album" video should be about Morbid Angel, and you should get Necrotic Nick of the Thralls of Metal onboard as a guest since he's a big fan of the album Covenant, especially with the song "God of Emptiness", which was featured on Beavis and Butthead.

Me and my cat got drunk as fuck! Love ya, dude!!!

I'm 52. I'm at an age where I should be consistently listening to 70's and 80's stuff as nauseum and forsaking anything in the last 20 years. I have failed to do so. I have listened to rock and metal for over 40 years and for a time ran my own website. With that said, I've got your back on this. Listen up butthurt Gen X peoples, Ozzy Osbourne is a legend for three things. 1. Being a part of Black Sabbath. 2. Biting the head off of doves and bats. 3. The amount of chemicals he's ingested over the years. That's it. Everything else is just icing on the cake. When you're being propped up on stage like a guitar due to Parkinsons and safety to play two songs at an NFL game, one of which is Crazy Train ( a song that has been done to death) and a new track and you don't even get air time for it....it's time to retire. Ozzy has thrived because of his antics, his wife, and the cast of musicians around him. But that was 30 years ago. He's been a caricature and a shell of himself for decades. If you were paying attention and didn't suffer from the same brain misfires as this man has over the years, you'd know that. The younger generation like Robert doesn't have to have the same respect and reverence as us older folks because he wasn't there for it. Read the caption on the RU-vid thumbnails and know going in that he isn't going to be complimentary over mediocre music before you click on the video otherwise you're just looking to pick a fight to make yourself feel better. Ozzy solo albums haven't truly been good since 1988. No More Tears is overplayed and boring. Fight me.

Sodium levels over 9000 on those comments lol, hilarious video as always.

Ah, what a cool way to start celebrating my birthday!

The fact that these are real comments 😂😂

I feel like the dude who complained about rappers and pop singers using autotune was the same guy who put the caption "fuck dubstep" at the end of those Black Sabbath lyric videos.

The song patient number 9 It’s actually what was happening to him. Jeff Beck did an awesome job on guitar. Ozzy compare to others he loves what he does, he is humble passionate and grateful for his career.he wanted to do another tour because it was his way of thanking the fans for the career that it gave him. How many artist bows on stage to thank with honour to everyone. It says a lot. You don’t see others doing that. He’s a one of a kind.

Thanks for the laught

Bark At The Moonshine!

Go back to Kindergarten 😂😂 Great Video i have a lot of fun with this.

Cheers 🥃

When are they gonna realize that making comments like these just pushes the videos they claim to hate further into the algorithm? 😆 But hey, at least they generate enough fuel to make for an entertaining video, that counts for something right? Great video Metal Meltdown!

I really liked this album one of my favorites of Ozzy ...but I agree 100000000% Ozzy should retire, he earned right to retire a long time ago. He doesn't have to prove anything to us. He is freaking Ozzy. Love your videos bro! 🤘🤘

What’s the next band you’re going to review every album from?

Wooo another drinking game, how dare you have a different opinion than others 😂

Take a drink every time he's says ozzy is 73 and has Parkinsons

Hey, I see you're drinking No Boats on Sundays! They're from my neck of the woods and my cousin does marketing for them. Cool to see!

I definitely agree with your thoughts a lot on this I actually think it’s even a bad record. I seriously Want Ozzy to live very likely the last years of his life as happily as possible with loved ones and friends. No one is immune to criticism not even my favorite bands of all time. I’ll always give Megadeth, Judas Priest, Razor, Morbid Angel, Cryptopsy etc… a little bit of shit for making a few shitty albums. Also that Summer land’s album is great. Also new Worm song😍😍 also that Suicidal Tendencies hat is awesome. I might have just ordered an album of theirs, as well as Cro Mags, Discharge and Freddie Gibbs😏

I hate to say Ok Boomer… but Ok Boomer

Ooh I always love these. And I'm drinking already. I don't see why people wouldn't want Ozzy or any favorite musician to be able to retire and enjoy their remaining years. I want that for everyone not just musicians. Should I be offended by the person who said something bout blind leading the lbind given taht I am blind? Just putting that out there. Vodka is kicking in already. I agree on Ozzy's consistency, Ozmosis, Down To Earth and the 2 newest albums are things that exist proving not all Ozzy material is gold. Hey REsident Evil and booze are among my favorite things. Still a bit sour I missed that stream but you know life stuff. Did someone say you shouldn't be on YOUR own chanel? LOL might be the funniest comment I've heard ina while. Great comment response video as always.

You’re allowed to have opinions, and I think all your criticisms are valid points

At this point, I'd be curious to see how these types would actually respond if Ozzy released an album with dogs farting into a French horn on every song. Either way it would say a lot about the fanbase.

Also as an extra point, I have been listening to metal since I was 12., so for 36 years , I don’t ever remember being with buds and giving people shit if they didn’t like an album that I did. It was always an ok cool situation , but these days, fuckin hell no one can criticise anything without a fuckin shit festival of hate. We are all metal heads, save the attacks for the mainstream. And in your defence, which seems to be missed, u said it was a decent album. The vocals being the result of studio trickery is obvious to anyone with ears. Do I like it , no , do I understand why Ozzy has to do it? Of course. No big deal, moving on!

Well Ozzy wants to do a world tour but I think the only way he would make it is to sit down throughout the show like Phil Collins of Genesis did. Then he should retire for good. Another point I want to make is Ozzy did not write most of the music be it in Sabbath or his solo projects right from the start. It was Tony then Randy then whatever other musicians were in his band. Sure he wrote some lyrics and has a great stage presence but people act like Ozzy was Sabbath and was his entire solo band which is simply not the case. Great video dude

Review burning dead debut album man, you won't regret it

I have to add that it’s also hard for a band to maintain their greatness in the latter years.

Lmao these are my favourite metal meltdown videos. Absolute Gold, let the mad boomers stay mad 😂😂

Funny as fuck responding to the haters. For what it’s worth I agree with everything u said in your review . 🤘

But you didn’t even dislike the album!

So let's see. I am 47 years old and have been listening to Ozzy for 30 years. I think the new album is a little better than the last one but not by much. The production is subpar at best. Muddy guitars and lifeless drums. That being said I love the new Parkway Drive album. The songs are good and the production is fantastic.

Omg these are grown men!!! 🤯🤯🤯

Ozzy's vocals are getting so robotic that he's starting to sound like Cynic.

Ozzy has fans lol

Ozzy needs to retire, fan boys and Sharon enable Ozzy

Dude... you got some skin. I was annoyed by these delusional kids by 7 minutes in..... Keep on man. Also, more Grindcore.

*Me when old peoples say new music sucks* Bring me the Horizon, Arctic Monkeys, Paramore, Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Trivium, Alter Bridge, Nine Inch Nails, Linkin Park, The Devil Wears Prada, The Hu, Arch Enemy, Imperial Triumphant, Powerwolf, Sabaton, Between the Buried and Me, Wormrot, Municipal Waste, Stone Sour, Code Orange, Edenbridge Russian Circle Literally every single band from Japan like Foreground Eclipse, Release Hallucination, Undead Corporation, My First Story, Imperial Circus Dead Decadance, Sigh, Takamachi Walk, Lisa, Hell MoistCritikal, a RU-vidr with over 10 Million subscribers that talks about the most random stuffs has a metal band called the Gentle Man and its unironically kinda cool there is a lot of music, and these are all just ones i named withing 2 minutes of thinking Even when i am drunk, which reminds me, i have to take the day off tomorrow because holy shit after this game im gonna be hung over tomorrow lol

Clearly the only way to have respect for a veteran musician is to demand that they entertain you forever no matter what and to decry any speech of that person resting as cardinal sin... We are metalheads, right? I thought we didn't do the whole sin thing.

Right on, retire, but I've always thought that before he dies, Ozzy should make a more honest album, grizzled abused voice (like you said). Concept album about his life, drugs etc. Like Johnny Cash. Dare I say it, accoustic??!! Extend the more Beatlesy moments on albums like Down to Earth, or the closing segment of Symptom of the Universe. Then retire.

I know Ozzy is a legend, but this guy has to come to terms of retiring he’s come out with ok albums given his age. I mean cmon it’s not 30 to 50 years ago during his heyday when he was with Sabbath and went solo. But I want him to retire and relax and enjoy the rest of his life

I say this because it's funny, not to be mean: It would be an "inhuman" performance, not an "inhumane," one. The Latter, would be for the listener.

Was a big ozzy fan when I was younger. Now that I’m older I hate seeing him keep being paraded out there for other people to gain from his brand. Or maybe he truly believes he can still do it despite all the evidence otherwise. As I’ve gotten older though I’ve heard enough to know that he’s frequently been less than honorable and that it hasn’t always been Sharon’s fault. Ozzy might be the face and brand that brings in the money but it’s always been a collaborative effort and he’s only been as good as who he’s working with and how much influence on the music he allows them to have.

Listened to the "Patieint number 9" song and it sounded too sanitized and the production wasn't that great.

Oh, I’m surprised that particular review has got a drinking game, thought it was very fair. I actually prefer this album to the last one despite the obvious…erm… vocal help…

Some thoughts of my own: 1. “Ozzy created metal.” No he didn’t. 2. Why do some of those comments feel in the vein of “Well grandpa’s old, let him be racist”? 3. I want someone to shoot me if I ever feel the need to desperately defend a massively wealthy celebrity like these people did. I had more but forgot them on the way home from work… which these guys probably don’t do anymore /j Finally, god this Meltdown guy is such an elitist poser. /j

I aspire to get as many hate comments as you, nice video 👍

Ozzy easily could have and should have retired for the most part after Black Rain or if we wanna push it, Scream. He coulda did the occasional one off appearances, do a song or two, walk off. Maybe put a song out for fun. No regular touring or albums. No sabbath album in 2013 when he had the chance to put out something likely better with them when they started performing again In 2008.

A message to all the boomers: your parents saw heavy metal the same way you see pop music now. I'm sure many of these boomers were told "it's just a phase" and "metal music is just noise" at least once in their lives. The fact that so many people had to take time out of their busy day just to be offended by your video really shows the maturity of these people.

On another note I think Ozzy should’ve retired say 25 years ago??? 🤔 anyhow, I think these people do enjoy coming on here and do their petty little ranting on here because they have no other outlet for drama 😉

I can't believe you would have an opinion. Only posers that know nothing about metal have opinions

I’m an Ozzy fan but you were not mean in your review. I mean, I wish Ozzy could of made another classic album but it’s hard to make superior work when you have Alzheimer’s or whatever disease Uncle Ozzy has.

I like the content of the video... But holy shit. I don't like what this episode likely did to your liver.

Ozzy yes fronted a legendary band and had a good solo career up until about 91 but let’s be honest he has not been great for 30 years

These geezers are super out of touch

Is it just me or do some of these people come off as really entitled?

New music sucks said by someone that does not take any time to listen to new music.

Patient nr 9 is okay. Can't stand the overproduction on this and previous album. The dude has not made a great album since No More Tears. Ozzy earned his succes thanks to the guitarists that wrote FOR him lol. Without Geezer and Tony Iommi, Ozzy would never break trough with Black Sabbath. Without Randy Rhoads, ozzy's solo career would never work. Ozzy's vocals are mediocre at best. Without Sharon... well without Sharon the metal community would be a better place.