The Best Of EFAP Watching Batwoman 

I would love to know what your view of UTRH is

Ahh such a good line from Raggleton 😂 so many good lines throughout this series, a few by the show and a ton by the efap cast.

@@rafaelmarkos4489 UTRH is definitely top 5 DC animated movies. Jason deserves more representation as a character in film.

@@zynostik5873 The movie is somewhat OK, but the ending is a cop-out. Although, given what we've seen in every Jason story since 2005, there's an argument to be made that the original UTRH is the mistake.

​@@rafaelmarkos4489 I'm not sure what you mean by that. I can only count on one hand how many times we've seen Jason Todd represented in film. But in terms of how Jason was later treated in the comics, sure. You may have an argument there. That being said, I still think the animated film did many things better than the comic, especially *with* the ending. They basically simplified all the complicated things that the comic did. It was better paced. Jason's revival was handled way better (As opposed to Superboy "punching reality" too hard). The ending scene where Batman throws the Batarang at Jason's gun in the film as opposed to slicing open his neck in the comics was more believable. Also, in the comics, Jason supposedly drops a bomb in Bludhaven where Nightwing operates, which takes away a bit of the relatability & understanding to Jason's character in the overall story (The movie thankfully didn't do this). Overall, the movie just had a much more streamlined & focused narrative rather than the comic. Personally, I don't think UTRH was a mistake at all. It was a great introduction & explanation for Jason's transition from Robin into Red Hood. And it's a different take from any of the Robin's we've been exposed too (other than arguably Damian later on). And don't misunderstand, there *are* good Jason Todd stories out there. He's just had a lot of duds that writers need to be smarter about when it comes to deciding what to do with him & how to implement him into their narrative & story. Either with Batman or on his own. Because in that regard, I do agree a lot of Jason story's lack there.

We, *The Hate Mongers of the Toxic Brood,* welcome you with open arms!

The content covering Batwoman is the only reason I hope the show keeps going. It's such a hilariously bad show I hope it lasts for years.

Boy are you in for a treat when you reach the Starwars and LOTR Efaps.

@@tkopp10976 I've watched all them. Caught up to the present one. Got two gaming ones to watch. But just over 2 years ago I typed in "batwoman review" and found these guys. What a ride it's been lol

@@jakeboylan9493 Ok then. Have you watched Heel vs Babyface doing his episode by episode review? Just posted the latest one today.

That’s what I’d say to CW’s Powerpuff Girls Pilot.

@@highcaliburx3751 Hope they cover that too.

That's an insult to memes, even the worst memes have better writing than this.

@@IchCharacter 😂

@@IchCharacter Making it the best meme.

Somehow yes.

Batwoman: *Has a batarang that goes out against her will and doesn’t always come back for her* Batman: *Has a batarang that always comes back for him and is always useful*

The saddest part about this is someone had to convince a room full of rich and somewhat powerful people that this drek would actually sell. It's like they literally just grabbed a power fantasy Tumblerite fanfic and said "Yes. This is what the people will watch."

@@noanswer1864 That’s the problem. This is a work of a feminist fanfic writer.

And the cool writing and all about batman is how he's just as crazy and insane as Joker but hides it all away believing he's sane

That's because no one cares about the riddler. He might be an A-lister batvillian, but he's also the joke of the A-listers.

Plus Riddler will never ever reveal Batman's secret. After all, Batman's secret is like a really good riddle...and if he reveals it, it *won't* be a riddle anymore (specifically, a riddle that HE knows the answer to and can hang over everyone else's heads in secret as proof that he IS smarter than them), it'll just be common knowledge. And the Riddler can't stand that idea.....after Batman explained that to him. Before that, he was all for spilling the secret.

What Jack Simpson said, Edward does know Batmans real identity and won't reveal it, especially since the Riddler's actually on a lot of Gotham-Villains shit list and often relies on Batman to save him on occasion.

The writers just read the Wikipedia page on Hush and ran with it. This is what professionals do. Apparently.

@@manicpixiefangirl4189 They barely even did that. Even just one reading of Hush's wiki page should spell out that he's very capable when it comes to confronting Batman intellectually, as Batman: Hush showed well. All they did was find a picture of him dual wielding guns and then made that the be-all, end-all of his character.

“Would that be a shoulder-mounter *anti-tank missile?”* Batwahman: No, a criminal-DAFUQ?!

@@Ramsey276one It's delivered like the infamous "Your friendly BAR TENDER!" scene from Battlefield Earth. I love it.

@@h.a.9880 gotta check that out!

Couldnt have been an RPG. It was a surface to air missile launcher by what he said. He said shoulder fired surface to air. An RPG is anti-tank so its not surface to air.

@@sparco956I assume you’re joking but a RPG can indeed be tagged a ‘Surface to Air missile’ it’s not typically labelled that but by definition and without including the G for guidance an RPG can and has been used against aircraft. (Typically Surface to Air Missile references the SAM or SAGM but the definition and context of the “Joke” fits any missile or shoulder fired launcher)

Slay 👏🏻 Kween👏🏻!

Now they bat-lieve.

A joker reference joke in a batwoman show lol

just dumb

This is the greatest laugh scene I’ve ever heard 😂

-daenerys asks euron "whaddya bring me?" slamming down hard on drogon's scales -euron replies, "is it a boat mounted surface to air ballista?" before aimbotting rhaegal and shooting him out of the air

LOVED BOTH XD

“Because what the fuck.”

God that’s been everything in real life for me lately

Do not equate to spite what could easily be explained by incompetence.

@@brosephnoonan223 blaming stupidity on malice is dangerous. Pathologically attributing to stupidity what is admitted to be malice is fucking suicidal. Stop treating Hanlon's razor like dogma.

sheer

Either that or pure, unadulterated incompetence

@@subhuman8945 jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Better than this... She was kicked out because of the "don't ask don't tell" clause. She's literally too stubborn to say: "naaah, weren't doing anything", then sigh a piece of paper and cope with the world for an actual span of time fewer than a week's worth... Best part: Sophie did exactly what I've said needed to be done to get everything done and left the same school diploma/merits/accreditations in hand/on record. Not saying "don't ask don't tell" was done this nonsensical way in real life,( compared to this sh1t show), but still, *one of the two caracters* did shut up and bear that week's time and got out of the same thing without problems. Sorry if it's too much of a rant, but it's like claiming you didn't know drinking before driving was a way to get in trouble and going through a screaming confession because a cop looked at you funny... She didn't discover it was problematic *after being caught* . She hid and stayed until caught, *then* made a fuss as if she wouldn't accept the rewards despite doing the same thing *if she wasn't so blatantly doing the same thing* . "You can't fire me cuz I quit cuz you caught me by *asking if I was doing what I was aware* I shouldn't do in the open, sir!" Basically... 😒

@SunBoxesSky Pretty much a case of "be nice until Christmas", with Kate failing miserably on every level, be it during this "trial" and through the years afterwards, with 0% self-awareness. What. A. Dumbass.

I wonder why John Wick 2 made her a mute, maybe so she wouldn't have to talk and act badly.

@@nillynush4899 omg I didn't realise it was her

@@amanibob1416 Also, wasn't don't ask, don't tell abolished years before this show was even announced?

Charmed looked better than this.

The graphics are a bit last-gen tho

Accurate af

I liked the fight scenes and the main theme, am I weird?

@@LegoCityFilms No, just missing a chromosome

"Why didn't you say that you're super gay...?" is pretty fucking meme-y

That and Ocean Man.

Take me by the haa and. AZ ur a legend.

Simple but, effective AF! 👌🏼

@@krissuyx now we have rags’s’’ new weakness, “balls above wang.”

Like rain Johnson?

@@3Guys1Video *enraged screaming*

@@LordHoth_09 pffft

They're convinced it's some deep exploration of homophobia and racism. It isn't.

I feel like they think some of the stuff they wrote was quirky and witty but it's stupid I genuinely think they gave up and don't care

I've said many times, anyone can write well, but it takes truly talented writers to write this badly well. Batwhaman has talented writers.

By the second season, though, it stopped being funny and just became boring.

Lol

Which one, the white one or the black one?

Being legit exhausted, out of time and visibly unable to get herself out of sub-zero water..? Determination and recalling some childhood trauma will nullify that tiny hurdle, however, a young woman using a spray she took ahold of, front and center..? Naaah, Kate ain't got nothing to detect/prevent/mitigate that kind of situational hazard, not while literally facing the chick and holding onto her. 😝 Lol!

Also batman logically at times kills someone

Because Kate is the bestest special snowflake. Reality doesn't apply to her.

@@RanMouri82 Science 🙏🏾 only 🙏🏾 restrains 🙏🏾 men 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

It's even worse because the comics have specifically highlighted the fact that because Kate has military training and was raised around soldiers, her policy on killing isn't as absolute as Bruce's. She even uses guns at various points throughout her career.

Well, I don't think there needs to be a super strong reason. She wants to be a crime fighter, not a mass murderer... makes sense to me. However where this all falls apart *_instantly_* and *_hilariously_* is when Kate allows crazy mass murderers to run free and kill hundreds of people. Past episode 2 or so, every death caused by Alice is on Kate for not putting her behind bars. Why doesn't Kate put people behind bars? Something about the cops being fascist transphobes or something I guess. Sometimes, she just casually tortures criminals or beats them into a bloody pulp and then just allows them to go their merry ways. Keep in mind, this is after she announced she'd be better than Batman. It's a farce and whoever wrote this show is a legit sociopath, that treats people like brainless robots.

Holy crap, that's a thing?! ROFL, too perfect.

:')

She actually does and it's hilarious

And no one had coat hangers to protect themselves.

@@adman1381 I think the creator of this show should have been "coat-hangered."

And the show itself led us into the idea of it being about Safiyah which honestly just feels like a talia/nyssa knock-off "al ghul" character but an island of women instead, which turned out to be massively boring. Black Mask was the only good villain even if the writing isn't good the performance was as good as it ever get in season 2 in that sense. But S1 was so much funner to watch, S2 is just BLM bs.

@@oneandonlysound3453 whoa whoa whoa, be serious here! For as short of a time that he was around, Victor Zazz was just pure gold the entire time he was around!

@@oneandonlysound3453 L

They’re bringing in the Mad Hatter for S3, hopefully it’ll be more like S1

@@drstrangelove307 annnnd he's gone. already. It wasn't even like the Mad Hatter was what inspired Alice. The Mad Hatter was just a tier 3 Alice simp.

*Shes your daughter*

@@MoskHotel Or *is* she? *Vsauce music plays*

Eh? :p

"this show can't end" I have news for you

@@camillecunningham7348 I know. I was sad to hear it's not coming back. But on the plus side, there's plenty of cw level crap coming from marvel to make fun of. Shrex in the City looks especially bad.

Don't be sad it's over...be glad it happened...

Told her fellow troops not to shoot down the enemy or arrest them, but get them help...somehow.

I occasionally contemplate killing bad people when I worked in criminal justice. But I suspect everyone I worked with also did

Oh my God, you're so right.

Thats such a titanic realization to have

True

Let's be honest nobody does.

Also, the batsuit in Ep. 1 was clearly already molded for a woman's breasts.

Don't worry, no-one was comparing this nutbag to any woman whose daily attire doesn't involve a straightjacket.

She’s gender-fluid so nobody gets her.

You heard it here first, folks. Mimsy1765 is… a racism

AND homophobic. Can't forget that vital plot point.

And a town that's dealt with The Joker, Two Face, The Penguin, The Riddler, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Ra's Al Ghul who's more of a worldwide threat, Bane, Scarecrow and so on is now somehow terrified of Kate's sister in Alice in Wonderland cosplay.

That goes for all the CW DC shows really.

@@ABonafideSkeleton thats true

Why get rid of such amazing comedy?

💯

8 months later and still no

As opposed to just letting her run around killing people cuz "muh family"? Nice.

There's a few clips of her as Black Canary in his video.

That sounds even more lame

"Nah, that's just lame. Let's just half-ass CW Alice and make her just a quirky crazy girl and have Kate let her good everytime because she's 'family'. -CW Writers.

I'm surprised she's that old

CW’s Bruce Wayne WAS HAVING A *PHASE* ! XD

They did mention it in the actual EFAP. They determined it's for the bat-meat.

It looks like ice picks to climb in snowy mountains

@@theonionsystem7779 That makes sense for THE REAL BATMAN XD

The-the-they have bat Scythes?

No need to dog whistle lmao

@@TomF1F1Gameplaysandmore You mean bat whistle?

I don't think the new actress is better to be honest

@@pitsahat2 Agreed. But really the biggest problem is the writing and directing. The whole thing is an absolute mess lol.

@@pitsahat2 She is not an actress. She is just a black lesbian.

LOVE THIS XD

Excuse me what?

@@smugalice6206 the sea of thieves bit with jack sparrow uses it. ITS NOT EVEN AN ORIGINAL THEME IT'S STOCK MUSIC

@@liquidladdy Please send a link. I must see that!

@@19Ledor went digging, had to see for myself ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-8IPTA7MXgBM.html I'm not sure it's the same exact track, but you can definitely hear the "Batwoman EFAP Theme" briefly at right about 1:40. But, I think it's a coincidence. The "Theme" is just the ascending first 4 notes of a minor scale, it's an incredibly simple bit of music to write and I wouldn't be surprised if it's been done before by other composers. Sea of Thieves did it better though, they didn't repeat it on a loop like Batwoman does

​@@Dragenthor ​Those cords sent shivers down my spine when watching E3 (albeit drunk). I could tell it was edited, but maybe it is a different song after another thorough listening. The fact that some other random shmuck used those same 4 cords just goes to show how amazingly simple Batwoman's "theme" is.

Efap make it trending

I’m from the future! Turns out Twitter gets bought by Elon and turned into something called X. Yeahhhh it turns out Elons not very smart

It clearly took BirdsElope lots of time and effort, but the result was worth it.

Its a Platium mine

*Fred's work

@Victor Kobayashi Nah, he's doing it all himself. Of course, you're silly to think the Creatoor of the Universe needs help. With something. While not existing.

@SunBoxesSky Point me to the sentence where I denied his right to believe stupid things. He talks about his invisible friend, I rejected his invisible friend. Chill.

@@speedingatheist don't be so militant and antagonistic, you wont gain many friends doing so

@@speedingatheist And if you bothered to read it properly you'd realize there's nothing religious about saying someone is doing God's work. It means they are exceptional on the level of a deity, by their own merits.

After that hype Season 1 finale where a big black guy in a red jumpsuit with 2 machetes near enough defeats Batwoman AND a SWAT team.

*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* Roblox: "What the hell is wrong with you!!!"

It kills me everytime 😂😂😂

Have you seen the rough animation "Fringy loses it - EFAP animation?" Its hilarious

@@CarrionCrow993 Nope, just saw it now. It's great, and that rough style animation has a really strange feel to it.

That would be death to all not of Slavic or Gaelic descent.

im going to buy tequila and watch this again, see if i can manage the full video

@@finalfantasy50 did you do it?

Exactly, a well trained woman can hold her own against a man but only if she does it tactically she can never match up physically.

And, that would ACTUALLY empower a woman. Seeing a female character overcome her physical shortcomings with tactics and smart play, would have the audience cheer for her efforts and success. Often times acknowledging the character’s natural or nurtured flaws and trying to grow to success is better than pretending flaws never exist.

LOVE THIS XD

You know what makes it worse?? When shooting your breathing can effect your aim not to mention a load of other sh*t like heart rate or the state of your muscles AND WHEN YOUR DRUNK YOU CAN'T F*CKING CONTROL ANY OF THOSE IF YOU TRY AND SHOOT A GUN WHILE DRUNK YOUR GOING TO HURT YOURSELF FROM THE RECOIL The writers of this show have set common sense and logic on fire to make her perfect And what I said isn't some unknown knowledge anyone with one functioning brain cell will tell you shooting a gun while drunk is a bad F*CKING idea Do these writers even exist in the same universe as us ??

The writers try selling it like "She is so amazing she beat everyone else while hungover drunk" while I see it more as "she was so irresponsible she got horribly drunk the day before a sharp-shooting competition and could have killed someone".

🤣

And just like that. #PraiseSpuart

@@NicTheGreek1979 impressive timing

THIS NOT BLAKWAHMAN XD

Now you understand gamers frustration for the past half decade except we are painted as the bad guys everytime.

@@erueka6 Believe me, I know.

Very thoughtful comment! 👏👏👏 It isn't equality if it's just bad and lazy writing!

:o

It's like the writers of the show think that if someone isn't gay it automatically means they hate gay people.

Doesn't it make you wonder what he may be doing at night? Or who?

@@Neon-Puritan Don't let his pitted concrete face fool you, this man is smoother than a baby's ass.

"Good thing commies aren't people!" -Batman

Never use RT

Highly symbolic number

If you absolutely must use RT, go for audience score. It's a better scale of what the general human thinks of a movie/show, rather than robotic and technical critic reviews. Also, critics could very well be paid off behind the scenes to affect the score.

And Joaquin Phoenix won an Oscar. RT is dumb. (So are award shows, but Ruby Rose hasn't won shit)

Just remember that the people who reviewed joker are different to the people who reviewed batwoman. The only people who decided to watch a CW show in the first place already have low standards while a large variety of people watched Joker since it was a mainstream movie.

I was scouring the comments looking for a timestamp for the first ever 'quiet investment'. Thank you.

The one dude had better acting then most of the other main characters combined

Like Gareth, this is what I was scouring through the comments for. Thank you for the timestamp.

🤣

He’s experiencing what Honest Trailers called “Scarecrow’s bad salvia trip.”

There’s a strange irony to all of this because there have been men who have written better female characters in media before, and they turn out better than what modern entertainment wants to “empower” ether by the people at CW, or something, or people that like to pull a Ryan Johnson. •XJ-9: created by Rob Renzetti •Hawkgirl: In the Justice League animated show directed by Dan Riba and Butch Lukic. •Ms.Marvel(Carol Danvers): When written by Brian Reed. There have woman creator and writers out there like Naoko Takeuchi, or others out there who have done better than CW, but I couldn’t find anyone that comes to mind, but they’re out there.

Because GAY - at least once per episode XD