THE BEST OF r/COMEDYHEAVEN 

Man, I miss Damien. He's an awesome narrator, sad he left EmKay. Not that I don't like Lexi, Robin, and Jack, but Damien was great too. Edit: I know Damien is back guys thx lol

‘The Cat in the Ass’ is my favourite Dr. Seuss book

Damien is the funniest one due to his laugh as well as his narration lol

*@EmKay Pin this, the world needs to know:* A Lexus GX would have an interior volume of between 4 million and 6 million cubic centimeters. 10,000 bees fit into a space of approximately 6300 cubic centimeters. So effectively: (5,000,000 / 6300) * 10,000 = 7,936,507 bees on average. Or between 6,349,206 and 9,523,809 bees, assuming western honey bees. This is assuming they're squished together, so for a more realistic estimate, the lower end of that range would be more representative of the actual amount of bees in the car. Bear in mind these are rough approximations, and the amount of bees can vary based on age of the bee, exact type of bee, as well as how hard you squish them together, but i don't think the absolute upper limit of quantity of bees smushed in a Lexus GX would surpass 12 million bees. So next time you and your friends bring up how many of which animal can fit in a Lexus GX, you can impress your friends by telling them how many bees fit in a Lexus GX under a number of different circumstances! :)

"... but I am worried, it has anti-christian undertones" made me laugh so hard 😂

3:04 Norwegian here! Can confirm. nothing like a quick stripe of my enemies crushed and powdered bones to lighten the mood and energize me to end more of'em.

12:14 my calculations, assuming that one bee is 0.5cm x 0.5cm x 1.8cm and that a Lexus GX has a volume of 1832 litres, result in 4,070,704 bees

this is true heaven

Man EmKay, you have yet to disappoint. Every vid is just like a bag of cucumbers. I eat the bag and not the cucumbers and it tastes very good 😋

I don´t know what´s funnier,the memes or Damien´s laugh

Oh my god I remember watching Between the Lions in like 2nd grade (2005 I think?) and I legitimately had no idea what it was called, and haven't seen it since then so it's nothing more than a vague memory. Until watching this video I thought it had merely been a fever dream. Thank you.

Absolutely one of my favorite Subreddits

I like how the person listening to only Crazy Frog broke the laws of time to listen to it for about 18 years in the span of 1 (since there's 525,600 minutes in a year)

2:14 was the most contagious laughter I've ever heard.

Damien's sniper impression near the beginning was genuinely phenomenal

i absolutely love the emkay community, some of the nicest people you’ll meet on the internet ‼️‼️‼️

4:51 is a really wholesome boomer comic actually. It shows you why books are so good to begin with, without having to compare them to phones or anything. Plus the character is a cute little goober guy

15:50 what makes me uncontrollably mad is the fact there's only 7 hotdogs.

Dude I can’t with Damien’s laugh at 2:15

As a big fan of unfunny jokes, this is very funny to me.

21:08 wort wort wort Lmao 🤣 I was not prepared for that.

10:55 that man ain't chunky Dora the explora, he's that big ass red chicken!

have a nice watch everyone

11:50 Ah, yes My favorite Steven Universe character *SPINAL*

3:03 as someone who learned german in 6th grade i can confirm this is an average german breakfast

Day 1042 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

I don't know about the rest of you When he pronounced spinel like he did It's a shivers down my spine

perfect, a comedy heaven video for after finishing an artwork based off "i hope you miss me in heaven", nice 👍

I can’t remember the last time I’ve burst out laughing, human (personal lose) suffering and all, but damn, this had me busting a gut at points. Well done.

12:52 Ibuki, but drunk but I actually got excited when I saw Ibuki-

21:01"That speech is incomprehensible" *activates sangheili*

the only thing about me that’s going to heaven is apparently my sense of humor

1:24 Nice one Damien! That sniper impression was spot on!

F for Austin the purple kangaroo

the way damien said PISS made me laugh harder then it should have

As soon as I saw thumbnail my body exploded laughing for no reason

2:16 The laugh is priceless 😭

HOLY SHIT! So many Emkay videos released in a single day!

I love damien for not using the r word

I love emkay so much

Thank you for reminding me about the FarQuaadratic Formula

a lot of these aren't so bad it's good, they're just funny lol

40:56 the sequel to the award-winning "star fruit": the even more extravagant, brain-numbingly beautiful "green"

i have found a new way i wanna die by laughter

The farquaadatric formula crqcked me up so much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks spongebob for making an entire generation think jellyfish electrocute stuff....

If Naruto Was In The Cars Movie this is what there names would be “Sasucar Vroomchia” and “Caruto Cruisemaki”😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at those names😂😂😂

Hey I was watching r/starterpacks!!

best subreddit fr

14:34 When your cooking is only as scrumptious as your tunes.😂

I want more Damien doin Sniper impressions NOW WAAAAAAAAAH 👶👶

2:43 i love how its going from most recent to oldest

These memes have been approved by a Smooth Criminal

2:16 HELP THAT LAUGH😂😂😂

As an SU fan 11:50 made me levitate.. spineal plush!

Emkay I love your videos

I keep forgetting damien is the "this muffin looks an awful lot like a hamster, someone baked a hamster into my muffin" guy.

the thumbnail is what I type in when I inspect a text on any website in the computer lab

3:18 im naming all of my charmanders in my future nuzlockes hamilton now and no one can stop me

BRO THE AH AH HA IS ANOYING, but still awsome video

the breadsticck got me XD

*I look at the thumbnail* Electric Sign:Peepee poopoo. Me:Heh heh, funny sign!

“Sasuke go vroom vroom”😂😂

I STARTED SOBBING ON THE LAST ONE-

16:00 wow, that was sang so good.

24:46 did not expect to see neil cicierega here lmao

I almost started choking on my cereal on the farquaadratic formula

53:11 Holy shit I never thought I'd see someone send someone else a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic panel

Damien having an existential crisis over a mobile game about peeling stuff has made my day. 56:45 btw

3:03 as a German i can confirm. I love my mayonnaise towels!!

1:27 when Damien said piss he had sounded like the Sniper from TF2

Hole shizzle you just unlocked a memory I had of between the lions I saw one episode in elementary in kindergarten

True comedy gold here👍😊

THE LAUGH 2:14 LMAO

2:16 the laugh tho 💀

that person answering green to the blueberries being the only fruit named for a colour post were so close. The only needed to put Greengage and it would have been RIGHT! LOL

Breadsticcck 😂😂😂

4:03 I’d just like to add that Chip Zdarsky is now the current writer of the Batman comics, and has also written a critically acclaimed series of Daredevil

Lol jokes on you I looked up the toad video :)

40:54 I was gonna say orange, but this is much better.

1:26 Literally ever Sniper main in existence XD

5:44 there is a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip which had a similar concept, however using then retail masters Sears and Kmart as places to buy a child.

Notice how literally no one has had the chance to finish this video becuase it hasn’t been up long enough

Best Super Mario Bros. impression I've ever heard.

After the bike thing, I got an ad about bikes lol

3:05 as a Norwegian I can confirm that’s what I eat for breakfast every day

2:17 That Weeze Was Legendary

I CANT- I SENT THE FARQUARD ONE TO MY MATHS TEACHER 😭😭 HE JUST EMAILED ME BACK SAYING THAT HE FELL OFF HIS DESK CHAIR AFTER GETTING THE EMAIL- I FEEL SO BAD 😭😭

40:03 no but the fact that the original person asked themself the question and someone else answered XD

I love the fact yur voice changes casually throughout the vid

2:56 As a Norwegian i can confirm that we eat the crushed up bones of our enemies for breakfast.

Upon doing a little research, a Lexus GX can fit at least 1314.704 honey bees of 15mm^3, as a Lexus GX has a volume of 64.7ft^3 (19720.56mm^3)

I use to have the Halloween shirt that said “candy first, then floss.”

I am one of the viewers to have ever watched this video

as a half British, half Peruvian, I can confirm that each day I have to eat a 1998 Ford Focus along with beans and sadness each morning

47:01 oh my god dude "alphabet superheroes" was my childhood 😭

35:28 did some math and they listened to that song for nearly 18 years. Thats a long time of crazy frog in just a year, damn.

Micheal, the damned. Even Maurice cowers to his sheer power.

man i love emkay

my interne went out at 16:09 so all i heard was "hah-" followed by silence and i straight up thought it was part of the joke