The CIA Recruitment Video 

You guys laugh, but it's rly hard for me to assassinate leftist leaders in latin america with such a severe case of anxiety disorder, and my ADHD makes it that much harder to focus.

new CIA effort to recruit the kind of people who celebrate going out to get the mail as a big victory for the month

She probably has an active roll in destabilising the government of the country she comes from. Ofc she has anxiety.

"What is a non-gender voice?" Adam asked in a non-gender voice.

How the fuck can anyone say “my brilliance” with sincerity

"How about a CIA that reflects the spicy Latino culture that I've grown to love every time I go out to lunch?"

Legendary stav laugh when she talks about her imposter syndrome

>CIA agent >”I struggle with ‘Imposter Syndrome’” Kek

Say what you will about Stav leaving and the "fake laugh" issue, when he genuinely looses it and starts screaming it's a thing of joy

"I did not sneak into the CIA" *Shows an award for diversity & inclusion*

"We've trained a generation to snitch" So damn true, Stav.

"Award for inclusion and diversity" "I earned my way in"

10:41 I used to struggle with Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. You'll never guess where I work now.

the way she doesn’t use a “the” before “CIA” reminds me of baneposting

"I am a cis-gender [ _Latína_ ] woman diagnosed with general anxiety disorder....." 30 seconds later "My existence is not a box-checking exercise" 30 seconds later "I used to struggle with impostor syndrome...internalized misguided patriarchal [unintelligible Spanish]"

I was not given this job, I earned my way in *close up of equal employment award*

I loved Joe Biden during that whole fiasco. His national message was "shut the fuck up we are leaving".

Stav's bit about John Krasinski is the cleverest thing he's said

It drives me nuts how they say “in CIA” and not “in THE CIA”. It’s like they’re taunting us

Stavvy dying at "imposter symptom" makes me die with him.

Stav with the subtle 8th Street Latinas reference from 2005.

"I'm a cisgender millennial who's been diagnosed with generalised anxiety disorder." So, like, a normal 30-something year old woman?

The recruitment video is one of the most surreal moments I’ve ever seen

I have generalized anxiety disorder. Aka you want benzos from your doctor.

"I am a woman whose inflection does not rise at the end of her sentences" proceeds to uptick the literal next sentence

Nothing gets rid of racism and sexism quite like being proud to make your gender and skin color your entire identity.

Semi-dark Thirty-something

God damn, shit sounds like those "I have 30 mental discorders" twitter/tumblr/discord people

Adam saying "that's anti semitic" reminds me he can be funny sometimes

when she showed a picture of her parents I was like "I bet they owned slaves and were driven away to Miami by revolutionaries"

"my inflection does not rise at the end of my sentences" "THAT'S anti-semitic"

Nice to remember this today with the Julian Assange thing

"...a woman whose inflections do not rise at the end of every sentence." "That's anti-semitic." Lmfao

I don’t understand how anybody at the CIA could feel like they weren’t part of something bad

"I am tired of feeling like I have to apologize for the space I take up, rather than intoxicate people with my effort. My brilliance." *These are the kind of people who live for participation trophies, and will be shocked to get an ounce of criticism.*

we were poor, we had naaating

The Chola Intelligence Agency

its just so funny how she's talking about how smart she is, in a way that obviously you know she has these insecurities but she thinks telling herself she isn't dumb will make her feel better, but then in the actual video she's looking at all these hand turkeys. i know they aren't saying that she made those turkeys, but i can't help connect the dots. I'm sure if I asked someone at the CIA about it they would say no, those turkeys were made by children and she is just appreciating the artwork of kids because she has a maternal side which compliments her tough cia agent side, but something about the low iq way she talks forces me to think that she is delusionally admiring her own hand turkeys which look like they were made by 5-8 year old children.

I randomly remembered this and started dying in the middle of the grocery store

CIA recruiting overweight Latinas. Lol. I feel so safe.

The hysterical laughter makes that video so much better.

Oh shit, her cover is blown...

Two of the best stavy laughs ever

Ok you've finished acting for the commercial we need u to get back to the shredder then go get us some coffee ok hun?

>I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars. >I can lead a nation by satellite!

I love how the most replayed bits are around Stav losing it laughing.

"We need more female drone pilots"

Can I be unapologetically white if I’m white then

I can destroy democracy in South America AND put on makeup.

Maybe the wokeness is causing Havana Syndrome

Report the CIA video for infringement of privacy rights

Stav needs to play the joker

4:38 the perfect drop of modern day insanity sending Stav into a crazy laugh

The CIA recruiting the same people they have killed, tortured and drugged is kinda disturbing, even more disturbing when those people acept to work on that shit.

Adam is a proud Latina woman

Stav’s take on office Jim/ Jack Ryan was very entertaining

I'm very critical of the layers of irony-cool guy-nihilism thing these boys have going on in general and the effect it has on our youths and our culture, but ironically it helps them to dissect whatever this thing is. Unironically a big brain'd clip. Godbless the iconic catharsis of Stav's laugh.

I think I’ve hated every single person I’ve ever heard use the phrase “full stop.”

I genuinely miss this podcast

I love the camera pan over the wall of stars. It's a monument to agents who have died in service and now they're memory is used to push "I'm a woman of color and i change diapers"

I used to suffer from the gay syndrome , now I'm a walking declaration of gayness

Pretty cool how my best friend Nick immediately saw through the psyop

10:40 Easily made my guts bust lmao

How is that video not a terrible new SNL skit? Also, their Bidens are getting fu-king great.

The fucking sweater brothers

I’m a cisgendered millennial woman with generalized anxiety disorder is fuckin S tier hahahaha

The best part about this was that Nick just fucking redpilled me. I watched Sicario and Jack Ryan as a teen and was like, "I wanna do that".

how tf did these people ever find bin laden

8:04 first time i ever saw Stav connect the dots like that. dont know if he took that from someone else but this shit makes me proud.

The Russian and Chinese foreign intelligence agents studying our culture and watching these types of commercials are cackling like Stav X5000 The USA is in the dying empire stage

4:38 Just fucking breaks me!

CIA? More like CI gay

That laugh is so infectiously perfect 🤣

Maybe she meant she's CIA-gendered

I’m starting to think this was done as punishment 😂

Stavy’s laugh broke me 😂😂😂

That laugh Stav does starting at 10:44, LOL!!

Adam got a good one on with that Castro plantation bit 😂

Imposter Syndrome clip sent me over the goddamn edge. Jessica Chastain kakis. So hot.

"I earned my way in" Shows award for diversity & inclusion

Know your worth. Command your space. Pontiac - Dream to Imagine.

She prolly says stuff like Shero and HERstory

so good

Holy shit greatest laugh in existence

mija

That Latina on that commercial is just another sellout in a long history of spectacular sell outs in the like Clarence Thomas.

And they were never seen again.

I have similar pants and they have a hidden pouch for a handcuff key.

Listening to this for like the fourth time makes me double down on my Stav is definitely Kaiser Sose of cumtown.

her dad referred her for the job cuz he was selling cocaine through her current boss in the 80s

A CIA commercial? Brb puking in my mouth

4:38 10:40

OHOhOoOHoHOH , use your ectoplasm attack!

4:39 was she under the impression that that line made her sound stronger?

Lmao this country is a joke

it gets on my nerves the way those navy ads on youtube get on my nerves, except those ones try and play off the insecurities of young people

Bro, that CIA shit looks like a skit lol xd. It doesn't seam that they did this while not laughing

Congrats on getting a job and being a productive member if society. I didn’t they gave awards for that…

Cornpop was a bad dude

Gotta have Nick doing a Biden impression of him talking to hunter about the laptop would fucking kill me dude