The Consequences of Giving a Mouse a Cookie 

But...Moose best girl

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What if the mouse is diseased and bitey and is following me to eat the cookie im holding

Jesus loves you John 3:16-17 Romans 8:35-39

And even worse, a pig a pancake.

Wait a minute 😐

Give them a centimetre

give them a mile

Give 'em hell

story of my sex life... wait, thats not what they were talking about? oh...

I dunno, pet mice seem nice.

Mice are one of the most intelligent mammals on the planet. They're ranked third on mammals that are the closest to matching human levels of intelligence.

@@unusualusername8847 I know that they're smart

but if I was a mouse I would not want to be your friend

​@@unusualusername8847 then why do they eat poison like me

The only thing that pays money is selling Christmas trees

She'd give Phineas and Ferb a run for their money. I'm thinking she's probably Ferb's mom (someone we never see or hear about in the show) or something because how else is that dude building Phineas's "I know what we're gonna do today" stuff in like 1 hour?

Thank you for working on it! I’m sorry to hear about the work challenges. Though I will say you guys made something really fun!

@@therealchoopo If I had to recommend something I worked on professionally, I'd suggest Pete the Cat - I worked on the first season of that. Much like GMAC it's an Amazon Prime adaptation of a kids picture book but the vibe is very different because the author of the picture books is _extremely_ a California surfer dude who got old. There are times you can almost smell the weed coming through the screen. The music is frankly better and while it's not quite Bluey tier of self-awareness there is a vague sense of adults having actual adult lives around the whimsical playtime of these kids. That and working on it, while it was hard work, it was rewarding (as opposed to GMAC, the production of which felt practically sisyphean and spending all day listening to SONIC for months at a time wears down on your psyche).

@@CaptainHoersyou gotta share your side of the story. How were you treated when developing a story for a kids book?

@@silentagony1019 Well, again, to be clear, I worked on the animated series, not the books - and I was an animator, which meant that I didn't really participate in any development, I was just part of the assembly line. And like, that's kinda it really, it was a pretty standard animation job. No union, just the standard labour laws in place in Ireland - 21 days PTO, paid sick leave (with doctor's note). Plenty of petty comforts - pizza party, ping pong table kinda stuff - but they really nickel and dimed us on hours. I know strict timekeeping is pretty standard for retail and manufacturing, but this is salaried office work, so being told to work an extra hour when I need to take one off for a doctor's appointment kinda stings, especially when overtime was effectively unpaid which extra bites when the pay isn't great to begin with. The specifics of the conditions vary but this is pretty ordinary for the animation industry. So like, it's not that I was mistreated - in fact the studio I was at was on the better end of things - it's a systemic issue with studio work. Because animation & VFX attract a lot of young workers who are passionate about the work and willing to make sacrifices, it leaves them open to exploitation, whether it's the extreme cases we see often in anime, or the way Hollywood chews up and spits out VFX studios, or the more subtle "friendly" stuff I experienced. When your boss wants to be your friend, they're trying to take advantage of you. No exceptions. As for what made GMAC in specific so gruelling, it was mostly the schedule - we had to turn around one 22 minute episode every week. Even with a huge team of animators, that's a lot of work with very little room for error, and there were still chokepoints where team leads, cleanup artists, and the editor had mountains of work to do. Combine this with the inane nature of the material, and dispassion with which our co-production studio treated it (they handed us broken rigs and told us that we didn't have to blow the 3-year-olds' minds), and you get a project that demands the exertion of a passion project, while eliciting the joy of selling insurance. So anyway, we stan the animation guild

@@CaptainHoers i have heard of those cartoons i might watch them

Awwwee.

Or If You Give a Fox Fries

Yeah, the world ends. You see, they eat the food off your hand and then you.

"If you give a Fox a Flan" *U.N Owen was her?! begins to play*

Too common animals to be used this way

Fr.

What if you run out of cookies?

@@metal_pipe9764 you’re not. You wouldn’t want to make the mouse angry, would you?

@@TazJustTaz kinda

thats an scp

... So what you're saying is, the boy is an allegory to Sisyphus, the cooky representing his boulder, and that fostering a true friendship with a rodent is the platonic ideal he shall never achieve? >):^?

teach a mouse to glass of milk and he'll ask for a straw

Teach a mouse to cookie shame on you, but teach a mouse to glass of milk and I’ll be mouse for the rest of my life

Even tho the imperial system comes from the brits at first but shhhh

@@distakx ... I mean... it's literally called the "Imperial" system, so... [ Shrugs ] >)':^/

@@distakx bro really trying to go for an own

Welcome

As someone who distinctly remembers being read this series of books as a kid, I can confirm.

terrifyingly enough everything he did say was true

You wouldn't mix up words like cannon and canon if you differentiated them in pronunciation as they used to be.

The FIRST thing that came to my mind reading the time was Julia's voice saying "he'll want free healthcare"

which video was that?

Ayyyyy! Drawfee club!!

Artist Combine Mythological Creatures, during Karina’s turn

Ah, I see you’re a person of culture as well

ok, but what if, you give a bear a bong

Context on the eyeball part please?

That made me laugh like hell

Stuart Little owns a cat. So, he wins

Lol, DEATH BATTLE.

Blue's Room is an underrated classic.

Come to think of it, why is mouse/cookie the only non-alliterative pairing out of all of these?

This week!

Ahhh fuck yeah, Flat Stanley! When I was in the second grade my class made paper Stanleys to put in manila envelopes to send all over the States, and when he came back we got a folder full of pictures and everything.

To be fair, he wasn’t voiced by Roger in that game, though I have no idea wether or not Jason Griffin has also voiced a mouse character or not.

@@luckysix1015 yeah ik sonic wasn’t voiced by roger in secret rings i just felt like making a meme lol