The Conservative Dating App Is Just As Bad As Everyone Thought 

the way ur ad came at the exact time i needed a new phone case… alsoo: I think you linked today in your link for the sponsorship because it said “the page you’re looking for might have been temporarily removed” and gave me a 404. just thought u should know!!

Dude I had no idea you were the same age as me. Makes me feel like a failure 😂

to answer your question about "how did anyone start to use this app if it's invite only," the people who invest in and own the app would be automatically members who can send invites, and i believe they also try to get popular right-wingers to join and recruit others, like the spawn of the Trump family.

I actually watched the ad.

It's so hypocritical. So their logic is if a man dabbles in doing more traditionally female things they are not a man they are a woman but if man transitions to be a woman and does the same thing they are not a woman they are a man. 😂😂😂😂

Literally "wearing a skirt doesn't make you a women" so you agree that clothes have no gender and are just pieces of cloth that everyone can wear it and it doesn't affect their gender identity?

Nb’s are thriving

Right like make it make sense

If they shared the same values then someone who paints nails and wears dresses would be a genderqueer person.

10/10 comment!

For a moment I thought you both were cheating on each other

don't ruin the joke man, get rid of the explanation!

😭😭hahaha

'Happily divorced' is so funny to me💀💀

And then they say gay people make being gay their entire personality💀😭

Profile pic twin

honestly quirky asf

@@nugget5739 hell yea

thats honestly most conservatives

I don't think they want to date a screeching blue-haired banshee.

@@RealMcLovin they wouldn't have matched them, hence mute point

These are the same people low key or high key manipulating people to "say something nice about conservatives." They sure as frick have nothing nice to say about us. it's really telling that they just cannot see WHY no one has anything nice to say about them as if it's just one big conspiracy, or everyone was brainwashed to be man to them. When they are just as mean as anything. Sooooooo frick them, and as they've so famously coined for their side, "frick their feelings."

@@RealMcLovin Because racist wife-beaters are such a better alternative lmao

@@RealMcLovin And leftists don't want to date modern day Nazis so they wouldn't get matched anyways.

you mean the sigma male only dating app ?

@@isuckatusernames4297 the beta cucks only dating app

Isn't grindr the conservative grindr?

They do more circlejerking in this app more than Grindr. And that's saying something.

Male and female are pronouns if they are so obsessed with hate pronouns then remove the male and female pronouns and flip a coin

"but guys its just my political views. you're being so intolerant 🥺"

Huh? How is it racist? (Genuinely asking)

@@GODESE the "shared values" are racism not the statement itself lol

racism goes both ways

@@bobbythompson6017 Funny, because the actual oppression of people of a different skin colour definitely does NOT happen both ways.

how do you- I'm sorry how does "the gentleman"/"the lady" not use pronouns

@@almostTOTALLYvix that would be gendered language! "Does fellow human feel good today?"

@@trillionbones89 I think you’re mixing up the jokes here, the conservatives hate when people use gendered pronouns but loveeeeee gender

@@wendys9500 yup, i prefer "combining" since mixing up implies i didn't do it on purpose😉 Since lady/Gentlemen are not pronouns but nouns, i assumed there were no rules this thread abides to

It's because they think that those things are a danger so it's a personal offense. When you say transgender they hear p3do. When you say gay they hear child endangerment. When you say Bernie they hear Karl Marx. You say feminism they hear indoctrinating women to hate men. So a lot of them genuinely feel like they're the people promoting real social justice for the benefit of society. They cannot imagine a world outside of a 50s housewife with a hard-working husband raising God fearing children in a house with a white picket fence. That's the goal and the devil is the obstacle so clearly everyone against that goal is against happiness.

I.. think? It's hard to follow their bizarre moon logic

It’s ok for them to be offended by a man wearing a dress but we aren’t allowed to be offended by someone racially abusing someone lmao 😀

@@Barfigarfi hey, you're meaning "man in a dress" to be literal (like drag queens or harry styles, etc) and not trans women, right? 😅

@@ihategmailpasswords yeah yeah don’t worry lol

Yeah, it's like incels threaten women with "you'll end up alone, no man will date you if you don't stop being an awful feminist!", & it's like, yeah nah- don't project your worst fear onto me. _You're_ the one whose life revolves around sex (& relationships & breeding, but mostly sex) & who's distraught without it. Meanwhile lots of women are fine with being single- definitely if guys like that are the only option!

@@Ade-ing Exactly! As a leftist, I'm quite sure you can be happily married with 6 kids, & if people want that, that's great, & I wish them the best- just don't force it on everyone.

@@beth7935 I hope lesbian and gay couples thrive not only to pursue their own happiness but for my own spite towards these archaic conservative people

+Beth&793 I kind of disagree since I think 6 kids borders on being there too many. When there are too many the parents can't give them all the attention/stuff they deserve and quite often the older ones usually end up having to do the parents job for them (parentification). I'm sure some parents can make it work but I think in most cases having too many just ends up being unfair to the kids.

Ah yes, It is sooooo horrible not having your house distroyed by a little gremlin daily. The pain of not having to shovel over bags of money for children's supplies is truly horrid. They are truly lost aren't they

Best comment 😭😭😭

There is only a He and She, everything else is bullshit

Not surprised when they used females as advertisement 😂

@@DestielSnot just say women dude

Plenty of dating apps fail, doesn't mean they are o bosed to women. Secondly there is a successful conservative app. Just means conservatives didnt want to use the app

@@Ade-ing that's such a petty lie

@@Ade-ing it is that the best you can do? I will give you one more chance. Don't disappoint

They also don’t acknowledge that words like “you”, “me”, “we”, and “I” are all mf PRONOUNS. Some of these mfs even claim that the Bible had no pronouns, and I saw someone say that the constitution had no pronouns in it. They truly have no grip on the concept of basic grammar.

It's still very contradicting, even from the point of view of cisheteronormativity. Like, you have to behave as a woman, otherwise you're not. Ok, so what am I? Cause according to them, not a woman. But pretty sure they wouldn't like me to say I'm a dude. Sooooo.....

They’re literally evolving backwards

@@Lyra556 Well cisheteronormativity for women in society is has follows: •Housekeeper/Housewife •Wear "traditionally" feminine attire •Giving Birth •Serves Man and his needs •Dress modestly And well if there is anymore you can add that would be lovely. But yeah according to these if you don't follow them you aren't acting like a proper young lady. So yeah thank God we grew as a society from just these expectations. (Also this list was not meant to demonize or mock any woman who actually wants to go by these types of gender roles. If you like to do these things,you are vaild but I'm talking about how society wants to force all women into this certain expectation box.)

@@JenTilly96 yeah, I just think it's funny they expect every woman to want to be a "proper lady". Some of us just don't give a shit.

There was that one clip where a Jim was on the screen, then they scrolled, and jimmy showed up lolll

There are several called Colt, Gunnar, Travis, and Brent too lol

Gotta be BIBLICALLY conservative or else it doesn't count (/s)

Johnny

@@gladitsnotme Josh, Tyler, Bradley and Chad too💀

I noticed that too!

Same! I did a double take on that! I had to go back and check. How did this make it through editing?

Just shows they probably didn’t pass english and dont know what the definition of a pronoun actually is :) (i hate adding somewhat of a insulting comment though this just makes me chuckle)

i think she may actually be an actress who is just desperate for money and slip in 'they' to troll the app. if she say it casually enough while smiling, they bound to not realise it 😂

silly child-free people just haven't made up their tiny minds yet!! they'll see the RIGHT way soon enough

More likely it is assumed by the developers of that app that those signing up are seeking a partnership where the goal is a merger specifically to breed offspring. The idea of not being open to that would be like if someone made a vegan dating site and "I like steak" was an option. That would make no sense.

If this does seem to be the case i feel really bad for infertile women and those who are intersex :( And basically everyone who doesn’t want kids

As if conservatives let the woman choose outside this app 😬😬. They just want an offspring and a maid to brag about it. Yikes.

@@kathycoleman4648 exactly, this comments are weird 😂

I believe that they're talking about people who put she/her, he/him, or they/them pronouns in their bio.

💯

I mean, I'm pushing 40 and I'm not at all capable of raising a child. Not everyone can or should. I really wish this was less of a hot take for conservative is. I do think I'd be a crazy fun aunt though.

and thats not even touching on the fact that just because someone does have a kid lends *anything* to how mature they actually are its incredibly easy to make a kid, whole different ball game to actually raise em let alone raise them right and with love unconditional

Awfully mature of you, have you thought of having kids?

not all children the same tho?

That was the most off putting part to me. Theres zero chance that was legit

There's like a 95% probability that they are all completely apolitical and/or Democrats themselves, but are just doing this for the money. Probably offered a lot because it was the only way to get anyone to do it.

Because they are desperate for the girls to get on the app 😭😂

Because treating everyone equally is such a Democratic trait

Because conservatives are trying to bait in women with a nice promise so they can live together with horrible people.

@@hilfeengland9321 ikr how dare those fatherless leftists give equal rights to people of all kinds?!?! What about white life’s? Don’t they matter?

Wait so all the men on the app paid for an experience with barely any women? That's so hilarious it's basically conservative grindr-

Saw a review from a man saying it's ageist 😂

Children and the youth are the future. Conservatives favor the strongest of the fittest above all else, and the more young you are, the more strong you are. Once you get up there in age, the more they'll start to talk crap about you. You're getting "useless." Women get even more "useless" than they already see them as by age, ermmm, I unno their hit-the-wall-age cap....25ish? Men get useless in their clan once they get the turkey neck waddles. Men can save themselves from this fate by amassing more of the almighty money and acting even more like a blowhard prick. They find it endearing.

You probably have jendur pronouns on bio

? No conservatives are against private institutions? In fact they’re active promoters that?

@@bijoythewimp2854are you 11 💀

😂😂😂

lemme guess, it's only in america necause otherwise it's globalism and that's not how the earth is shaped ?

The right loves to act oppressed and marginalized

Wearing all white, in an all white room. Weird as hell

Be Conservative with y'all sperm PLS😭💀

While you are correct that the overall world population is increasing, the main contributors to the exponential growth in the world are less developed countries. For example countries in sub Saharan Africa. The US actually has a replacement rate that is below replacement level. The reason the US may be experiencing any population growth is due to the exponential increase in immigration to the US. Now if we were going to go with your theory, that conservatives have a significant impact on exponential population growth, that would be debunked. In the US conservative women also are pursuing education and their career before starting a family. Due to this factor they will have less kids since they start childbearing later in their years of fertility. Just though I would share that.

@@margo3342 for sure...i was just being funny but love the share! being a conservation student currently...every inch of the earth-even the most devoid is touched by human life so regardless being conservative with sperm might be an overall good solution LOL but I do appreciate the comment :)

‘Be conservative with y’all sperm’ 😭 Fr though, these mfs wanna gate keep every aspect of people’s lives except for how many children they can pop out without having the time or resources to care for them all.

Yeah just one takes up so much time…I have no idea how my parents were there for each of us (3). Mine has so much sport stuff going on and then there’s their social lives and then just simply hanging out with them. Cause if I’m not doing something with her then she’s bored🙈

6 kids or 6 future wifes ? cause what he said about the definition of an adult is pretty scary

@@isuckatusernames4297 These men think women are technically "children." At least in the mind, and must think and decide all things for them, yet they still see no problem marrying and fricking them. It's always been sus if you ask me.

@@ARedMagicMarker oh god… if they think women are children, then that’s literally a pedo pipeline if they can’t differentiate between the two

​@@ARedMagicMarker most are closeted pedos.

You can cry into a wad of cash from two incomes that you didn't spend on childcare 👍

It's so hard to find a guy who is set on not having kids. I thought it would be the other way around, when I was a kid

thats genius though, taking advantage of conservative men who would have no qualms taking our rights? hell yeah. i volunteer. i will go on countless of dates and taking their money and then ghost them citing 'im sorry but you're not conservative enough for me. I need an alpha male who eats raw livers, sleep on the ground and live in the forest like a true Alpha.'

Yep, it’s like how my friend who’s an ex-frat boy explained how they set up parties. They girls get in free so they come first, and then they attract the guys who have to pay to get in. He acknowledged it was gross too, and I don’t blame him for not being in a frat anymore.

😂

cute pfp!

I guess that just means you're not open-minded enough to people's differences I believe there's a word for that

@@thrzan6726 When the "differences" involve them not believing certain people deserve human rights, then damn right I'm not "open-minded".

@@thrzan6726 Only word I can think of after reading your comment is "irony" lol.

@@thrzan6726 some peoples differences suck ass

His video had me dead 😭

@@dest_n NO bc, the way he started freaking out at the end-

I watched that video, it's brilliant. It also explains why they would be invite only, they don't want people like Saiji and Jordan just playing around to be on the app and then accidentally get flagged by the FBI. This way, the only people who will be on the app are genuine conservatives who wouldn't be joking about it. It also explains how the app didn't have any promotional stuff (that I saw) at any time before this, but suddenly seems to be everywhere. Obviously, people are going to figure it out within a month of the app being released, so they're trying to get as many people on it to reveal themselves as possible before the inevitable downfall.

@@eldritchteletubby9319 yeah. Although it’s a smart idea but it’s kinda hard for stuff like this app to stay up for long due to how quickly the internet can pick up on things

I legit laughed when Walsh read the comment about the domestic terrorist database. Slightly less funny knowing that its really being used for that. 😅

Or single people without kids.... Like they are jealous or something.

You realize that the majority of conservatives don't make jokes about hating their wives

@@Electricc__ Yeah I understand that not every single person in the world matches up with my intentionally hyperbolic statement. I kinda just figured it was obvious that, in this instance, I'm referring to a specific demographic that happens to also use "conservative" as an identifier. In the business, we call this a "joke". Should I label it or something next time? Did you know that not all airline food tastes bad?

Coming from one of the most uninteresting, uncool of all conservative boomers... yeah, it's utterly laughable. I know Matt's not old enough to classify as a boomer, but he sure acts like one!

Middle schoolers in the Dhar Mann universe can come up with better insults than this

@@limitless_valley of coarse they can, after all Matt is effectively an elementary schooler.

Best insult his 14 year old mind can come up with. Matt for sure stayed up all night after a long crying session for getting his feelings hurt.

I'm guessing a guy who wants a childless woman doesn't want a woman who's currently pregnant or previously pregnant. Least thats my experience 🤔 in their eyes you're not childless ig lmao

Congratulations 🎉 I believe you will be a great momma 😇

Congratulations!

he wouldn’t go on it because, if there’s an 18+ age limit on it, the women on there would be too old for him.

Just was about to comment that 💀

@@minjaarsic3327 too old

@@isuckatusernames4297 damn you’re right i messed that one up

The dude has a wife and 3 children. Doesn't need this app if he wants to have non-consentual sex

If he publicly declared I was unfunny, I'd put that on my resume as an accomplishment.

@@CostumedFiend_Audio what is a woman

@@RealMcLovin What do you mean? Why do you ask? Are you 6 years old? If so maybe you should ask your mom or primary care physician. Or just go outside and play with your friends.

@@CostumedFiend_Audio what is a woman

@@RealMcLovin They can never answer this question. See how she dodged you

Did you even read the book???

Wait wtf,,, is that true??

What the hell, since when is that true? I hope you're not just making that up, that's a massive accusation to throw around.

@@augustoof13 yes

@@gianna526 there was an audio recording that came out earlier this month where it sounds like he's really implying as much. I'd suggest checking out the rhetoric he uses when he's talking about "fertility." Media Matters did a pretty good article on the overall trend of behavior as well, if you want to look that up.

@@mogo5055 wow. Damn

Maybe it's for those that received an invite. They just expected it to be more viral

Maybe they like the omegaverse 😀 just flip through a couple cheap trashy erotica books at target Fr tho 💀

dude don’t worry they’re talking about the hit 2010 comedy Alpha and Omega

@@lexelibar13 or it could mean chris jericho and kenny omega, who knows no one will know

I love sam

Oh heck I missed a Sam Collins upload??? I need to fix this immediately

@@Tree-House69 yess make sure to watch it! even though they’re talking about the same topic, their commentary and way of saying jokes is so different which i love

I actually got on RU-vid because I got a notification about Sam's video on this topic, but when I got in, the first video on my feed was this one😂 so I decided to watch it first😂🤸‍♀️

the Kavernacle also made a video on it. Its more informative and a 'serious' video tho.

I actually kinda wonder what would happen if you put pronouns anyway.

I'd wager to a Conservative that "19" is entering "old maid" territory.

They are conservatives. They don't have any idea what they're doing.

Thats a large assumption to make. Almost 45 percent of women voted for trump back in 2016.

@@bareenaj1992 so you'd be dealing with a -5% differential within online dating, where the ratio is already 80:20 on major apps like Tinder. a no brainer that there's no way in hell they'd be able to attract enough women to be a viable dating app

@@Gimoio exactly. plus men say there’s legit no women on there anyways 😭and if they do they just swipe them all away to a point where men only show

Wait who says inVITE?? How do you say state farm 🧐

that’s… that’s how you say it when it’s a noun. you inVITE me to your birthday party by sending me an INvite

@@winniewilken5760 state FARM

Safelight rePAIR safelight rePLACE

@@baileyj7968 thanks from saving me from having to comment this

Jesus is great but he didn't die to be someone's personality trait😭😂

Or trump but I think to conservatives him and god are one in the same so 😂

@@bippbunn what? Jesus should be your first priority, so if people don't know that from the way yoh act you aren't doing something right

Omg yes i was surprised he said 19! I would have thought he was somewhere between 22-25

lmao

🤣🤣🤣

Isn’t he married to his sister or smth?

@@frogurtcremebrulee5252 im not sure but his wife is a doctor and he wont let you forget that!

internalized misogyny & socialization is a hell of drug. especially if they’re white because then they’re “closer” to privilege & power. it eventually bites them in the ass though.. too bad some don’t realize & the others don’t care.

@@zaink.7243 Stop making this into a race issue. Loads of women of color beat their children and do shitty things too. This is about holding EVERYONE accountable, not ONE group because you can't be bothered to see an oppressed group as being capable of being just as fucking terrible. Literally nobody in the US is free of the guilt of being a shithead.

I think the reason he said that was because no woman would say "I like Alpha men" unironicaly they'd rather say they wen a traditional man.

​​​@@maelyssferreiro2539 Not really, I actually have met women who said they were attracted to "alpha men". that term's been around long before the incels of RU-vid started using it

that’s because “real women VOTE FOR TRUMP! we don’t need no liberal chump, yeah. real women VOTE FOR TRUMP!” 🤠🌾🦅🇺🇸👩🏼

OMFG YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY NO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I can't imagine any sane person with a reproductive system would exist on that hellsite

In the liberal state on NY it is legal to marry your cousin.

Since when do conservatives marry their cousins?

@@Phinehas46 Probably because they never had need to make it illegal.

The last part of what you said made me fear the fact that they are the type of people to pump out babies. Oh no...

@@catcher881 that’s my fear, too!!!