I pissed the bed exactly one time, when I was 10 or 11 years old, and it was so confusing when I woke up absolutely drenched in piss... I've been chasing that high for almost 20 years now.
Meth is too dangerous, same with heroin and crack. Normal coke isn't that bad, it can still b destructive but much less than those 3, stay away from those 3.
I've literally never pissed myself as an adult, and I'm a currently a fucking wreck and recovering addict. Been trashed beyond recognition off pills and vodka. Never pissed the bed. I don't get it. Just fucking pee before you go to sleep..
@@ZeranZeran dude I’m a recovering addict too. Heroin/coke (speedballs) and benzos plus all the other random shit I’ve done and never pissed myself either but I have thrown up on myself. So I’m not sure where that fits lol
I never pissed the bed but I also always pissed the bed as a kid. My stepdad would come into my room and dump a pitcher of water in my bed. The one time I woke up and caught him he punched my little 6 year old head so hard I woke up the next day and thought I pissed the bed.
You: “I used to piss the bed” Translation: “my step dad would routinely dump water on me and punch me in the face while I was sleeping” Your trauma is hilarious and I’d be friends with you for it.
Woke up one night to the sound of a pipe breaking and flooding water out of the walls. It was pitch black I grabbed my phone and turned on my flashlight, my girlfriend is squatting infront of our bed sleep walking pissing all over the floor. Still hasn’t happened again but am fucking terrified it will.
@@Patrick.Weightman Manhattan in particular but generally NYC has more college educated women than men. Add that to them being at the time late 20s and Adam being Jewish satisfying the NJB criteria for many and also with a college degree even pre-wealth he was going to get ass.
I only pissed my self while sleeping once. I drank 4 Gatorades and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up at 2am and completely pissed all over the couch and myself.
Never pissed the bed sober but drunk I've pissed the bed and also in some of the most random places. First time I stayed at my wifes house, who was living with her parents at the time, I pissed in their kitchen sink. I'd been drinking from like 12am that morning and this was like 15 hours later. I remember coming to mid-piss and being like "wtf am I doing?" The most bizarre thing is I had to walk past the bathroom and walk down the stairs to get to the kitchen. I have no idea how I got to that point and I'm so glad nobody caught me because that would have been hard to explain 😂 I'm also only 5'9 so it wasn't as if I was towering over the sink pissing down into it... I was holding my johnson upwards and trying to aim it. There was piss all over the counter and on the floor. Thankfully I came to and cleaned it up before anybody caught me but I genuinely have no idea what was going through my head. It feels surreal, like a dream. But it actually happened lmao. I also wrecked my ps3 by drunkenly pissing on it. At this point I didn't really game anymore so I only used the thing to watch dvds but one of my Band of Brothers dvds was in the thing when I pissed over it and I couldn't get it out so I was more disappointed about that. All things considered I feel a bit lucky that when I'm drunk I'm a pisser, not a shitter. I've known fellas who shit themselves when they get blacked out. That's way harder to conceal 😂
I had a buddy who stood up from being passed out on the couch at a party and started pissing on the coffee table. By the time everyone tried to stop him it was too late. They had tile so it wasn't a huge deal but he did ruin a TV remote.
pissed the bed about 2 months ago. I'm 34. Had a seizure tho, there was no malice in this piss. just woke up confused in hospital. went home to a giant piss stain on the bed. haha
New years eve I got black out fell down the stairs apparently my friend and his new girl I met that night made a bed on floor for me and I woke them up a couple hours later with a golden shower puked on the ground and passed out again didn't know anything had happened till I woke up in the morning to a bunch of salty kids on acid disgusted with me lolol
I was at my buddies apartment once and he got so drunk he walked into his room stood at the doorway and pissed a gallon on the floor. It got our attention when started questioning what the noise was, he later said he thought he had walked to the balcony which doesn't make it any better.
I remember one time I was at a party with my ex and started taking shots of fireball until I blacked out. Woke up in my boxers in the morning. Turns out I puked and pissed on my shorts. My ex who apparently left the party picked me up in the morning asking me wtf happened. Turns out I was smacking her friends asses and shit. I turned and looked at and said I’m gay there’s no way I would’ve done that. Didn’t think I would eventually tell her but I sure did, been gay ever since.
I had a dream once where I was taking a piss in a urinal but it hurt really fucking bad, turns out i pissed my bed thru morning wood. That is the only time since I was like 5 or something that I ever pissed myself. So i just soaked my mattress in cleaning products and flipped it over.
I've had frequent dreams recently of taking a piss in a bathroom or on a tree right before I wake up. And I always think that I just pissed the bed as I gain consciousness. Thankfully I haven't since I was, what, 10 maybe? I have been drinking more water lately and I've been waking up three hours earlier than I should so I've got the "dry wet dreams" or whatever the fuck.
this happens to me whenever I drink and dream. I always have pissing dreams and wake up going NO NO NO. I have never pissed the bed.. but I felt it in my dream. Weird. It also happens when I don't even have to piss, lol.
A chick I was with a month ago in my hotel said she was coming and a ‘squirter’ just pissed the bed. Full on. Like a cat in a litter box. All over my hands and tool too. I can’t tell if that just ‘what happens’, or if she just did it because she wanted to leave. Had to call the front desk to change the sheets in the morning.
So, my ex got up in the middle of the night still drunk and opened my pajama bottom drawer and pissed in it. I yelled at him and was like WTF. Then cried for me to not yell at him. Then, a few years later, he opened his jean drawer and pissed all over his jeans. Tbf, I one time was so drunk I pissed the bed with him in it and then almost choked on my own puke so he had to roll me over so I didn't go out like Bon Scott.
how is the greek guy the one that seems the most taken aback with the fetish convos, stav may only be laughin because these guys are sharing what hes smart enough to keep to himself ot hes more vanilla than any of them, which is okay cuz were all gay here
Welp, I’m 2 weeks into a new relationship & just pissed my girl’s bed… we just changed the sheets today & remembering this ep. made me feel a little less like a clown
last time i legit pissed myself i was 8 years old. i woke up, still pissing, on the toilet, with the lid down. ive never been a drunk pisser but im bad about throwing up
For anyone in this situation, just say you’re taking pain meds for a joint injury, opioids made me piss myself a couple of times when I threw out my back. Also I’m gay.
My best friend used to be the guy that drank retarded amounts, then piss himself when he passed out. So much so, that people caught on and started fucking with him when he did. Then one evening me an him was at a party drinking liquor playing spades but not really. His eyes were actually crossed the opposite way eyes usually do. He then stumbled up, and crashed down the hallway. I heard silence.. followed by what could only be described as a piddle, then reaching the flow of a fully opened fire hose, filled by a bunch of female "WTFs?!" and screaming... Yeah, he's still my best friend and the peeing on people is just a perk of the friendship.. ...also, I'm pitcher gay, not receiver gae..
Nothing really but it’s that thing where they say most serial killers were abused as kids or killed animals at a young age. Peeing the bed is just another thing a lot of serial killers have in common for some reason.
@@ShookOnesTO yeah, the McDonald triad. But lots of kids wet the bed and I think every grade-school age boy goes through a fire-starting phase too, so the only real red flag is the animal abuse, which is a red flag on its own.
it's so cringey when someone says something is getting popular and someone else immediately gets all defensive and goes "nuh uh! that's not new, i was totally doing that so much longer ago!" like it makes them super cool or something. no one is saying that eating booty was just invented for the first time, only that it's become very popular and talked about lately, and it's entered the mainstream in a way that it never had before. Nick and Adam both do it all the time where they have to let everyone know they liked the thing before it was cool...very embarrassing
anyone else feel a bit sad when hearing this guy say he licked a girl's ass in middleschool? like where the fuck did these guys find those girls? not necessarily sad about that act in itself, but just the fact they found girls willing to engage in that level of intimacy in middle school, damn. I struggle even as an adult today let alone back then
