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The CP Podcast: Dinosaurs, Earth's Age, & High Sheep 

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What up! This week, we discuss the situation going on in Palestine. We also discuss dogs, sheep, dinosaurs and alligators. We speculate what Earth's actual age is and how old we think it actually is. Stay tuned to hear our favorite white people songs.
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Комментарии : 333   
@cavhaynes
@cavhaynes 8 месяцев назад
CP was definitely looking into the camera on all his sonograms
@JaDedby88
@JaDedby88 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@MrJmazing1
@MrJmazing1 7 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shatikmiles5029
@shatikmiles5029 8 месяцев назад
Absolutely LOVED this episode 😂😂😂❤❤😅😅😅....Mya was loud AF😂...CP did a whole set...hilarious!!! Completely on BRAND😊
@shannonblue6810
@shannonblue6810 8 месяцев назад
Maye just YELLING at this point 😂
@jasminesimpson6886
@jasminesimpson6886 8 месяцев назад
I swear she was loud! Lol love her
@girlfromdabay93
@girlfromdabay93 8 месяцев назад
I'm Jewish and stand with Palestine. I don't condone all of the tactics Hamas is doing, but it's the same as what Israel has been doing to Palestinians for 75 YEARS! Who are we to criticize how oppressed peoples fight back?
@KashWill9
@KashWill9 8 месяцев назад
Exactly.. some of Hamas tactics I don’t agree with but I definitely root for the oppressed side every time. Overall I wished they’d all just put there differences aside, work together and flourish but I’m not sure that will ever happen.
@girlfromdabay93
@girlfromdabay93 8 месяцев назад
@@KashWill9 how are the oppressed supposed to work with the colonizer?
@KashWill9
@KashWill9 8 месяцев назад
@@girlfromdabay93 the colonizer will have to take accountability for their horrible choices, make amends and help the oppressed re-establish. It’s an ideal view but may the past be the past and build something anew for the future. What do you think?
@girlfromdabay93
@girlfromdabay93 8 месяцев назад
@@KashWill9 I don’t see that ever happening, unfortunately
@KashWill9
@KashWill9 8 месяцев назад
@@girlfromdabay93 yeah, unfortunately 😕
@DFSSGMNG
@DFSSGMNG 8 месяцев назад
Cp just naturally hilarious 😂😂
@divineintervention212
@divineintervention212 8 месяцев назад
I'm glad Mya is back but I low-key miss the special guests. Especially Dwann B.
@Vexed711
@Vexed711 8 месяцев назад
The views were lowkey up more with the guests
@juwop254
@juwop254 8 месяцев назад
We need the Dwann & Mya episode man
@djtravobama
@djtravobama 8 месяцев назад
Yall know Dwann has a podcast called "hotep-ish"
@BrodieLTW
@BrodieLTW 8 месяцев назад
Black Ron and Kraig were prob my fave guests
@ThraxioLarge
@ThraxioLarge 8 месяцев назад
You mean Bizarre from D-12
@gaetanadixon333
@gaetanadixon333 8 месяцев назад
We need a paranormal episode for Halloween!
@halo-august3452
@halo-august3452 8 месяцев назад
Yes !
@macmainemusik5913
@macmainemusik5913 Месяц назад
CP and gang ghost hunting special for Halloween? Can I get a Hell Yea
@Pure_Presha
@Pure_Presha 8 месяцев назад
C'mon CP...you gotta have an episode with Reggie Bo & Maye!
@brieanaduckett-graves6234
@brieanaduckett-graves6234 8 месяцев назад
Maye might walk out😂🤣😂
@mikef2609
@mikef2609 8 месяцев назад
Maye saying "they Took the Land cause they won Wars" so casually is Craaaazy. That doesnt make it Morally acceptable.
@stormyj14
@stormyj14 8 месяцев назад
I agree with Mya on most things.... but she didn't sound like she was as read up on this stuff as she is on most things..... she was mostly waffling through this.
@RKfMaster
@RKfMaster 8 месяцев назад
@@stormyj14yeah you can tell she was just parroting what she’s heard Zionists say
@zeyh863
@zeyh863 8 месяцев назад
Yes the state of Israel defended itself from 5 invading Arab armies. It’s just so sad to see ppl taking sides with knowing almost no context about this situation… Do you the holy book of the Arabs (Quran) talks about destroying Jews? Do you Hamas is not a nationalist organization, it’s an Islamist religious organization that wants to to wipe out ALL JEWS from “Palestine” and start an Islamic state
@BlackMigo702
@BlackMigo702 7 месяцев назад
Didn’t even stop to think “hey, remember cointelpro?”
@brt5061
@brt5061 8 месяцев назад
That was the 1st time I’ve ever seen CP speechless after hearing humans taste like pork 😂😂😂😂
@ToxicityE
@ToxicityE 8 месяцев назад
Maye came with the dark topics this episode. Congrats on the baby! ❤
@Mr_Darius0070
@Mr_Darius0070 8 месяцев назад
Baby gurl ..stay outta politics 😂😂😂😂
@eastzoobridge
@eastzoobridge 8 месяцев назад
I always liked Guns N Roses - Welcome to the jungle and Bon Jovi - Livin' on a prayer. My guilty pleasure white boy songs lol Btw, Kenny Loggins song from the Top Gun soundtrack was fire too 😂
@Hinokami777
@Hinokami777 8 месяцев назад
CP you should watch the movie “They Live”. Alien horror/action movie but with the hidden messages on par with They cloned Tyrone! Starring Roddy Piper and Keith David. It’ll open your mind up more
@SetInTheWestDoc
@SetInTheWestDoc 8 месяцев назад
cosign, They Live was a documentary, according to Carpenter. They Cloned Tyrone is the modern day They Live
@perfecttiming9197
@perfecttiming9197 8 месяцев назад
CP really took off with this podcast move. Gained the title on Roast Me and kept goin but with a different aspect combined.
@Quinsanity434
@Quinsanity434 8 месяцев назад
Cp singing white boy classics, content overload.
@lightbear939
@lightbear939 8 месяцев назад
Was going thru some tough times but you had me rolling today 😂 thanks for the extra 30 min too well appreciated 💯
@alejanboom4520
@alejanboom4520 8 месяцев назад
Maya got that skewed European perspective of the war lol. Israel took that land by gun fire. Yt want the world to forget what they do and then act clueless when people punch back smh
@lightbear939
@lightbear939 8 месяцев назад
I've been saying this since earlier episodes 😂 she's lowkey r 🚗 💨🚙 cist, but our people are so passive we let our "friends" slide without telling them about theirselves. It's a shame smh
@WillieEarlSon
@WillieEarlSon 8 месяцев назад
Yeah she’s definitely a “well the European standard is this so it has to be right”
@meechy9166
@meechy9166 8 месяцев назад
‼️‼️🎯🎯
@zeyh863
@zeyh863 8 месяцев назад
They didn’t take the land by war. Jewish immigrants bought land, when they declared a state on the land they bought 5 Arab nations attacked them because the did not want a Jewish state in a Muslim land.
@willotreez8899
@willotreez8899 6 месяцев назад
And spoken with so much confidence...it hard to watch
@tornado649
@tornado649 8 месяцев назад
Lmfaooooo " I trust the people who have eaten other humans" that is what I call empirical evidence. Mya is legit af!
@UmiEarthGoddess
@UmiEarthGoddess 8 месяцев назад
She’s too legit to quit at this point. 😂😂😂
@mh1970
@mh1970 8 месяцев назад
That shit sounds crazy without any context. It sounds like the last thing you'll ever hear a person say
@angelh6345
@angelh6345 8 месяцев назад
Love mama maye popping in Congratulations to the new parents ❤❤
@SpicyOriginal
@SpicyOriginal 8 месяцев назад
Not “high chop fades” 😂😂
@googleemail4960
@googleemail4960 8 месяцев назад
CP used to be a furby back in the day
@perfecttiming9197
@perfecttiming9197 8 месяцев назад
😂😂
@williamhayward9009
@williamhayward9009 8 месяцев назад
18:21 maya don’t be knowing nothing she be talking about some times. Her Israel take was nonsense.
@goldensilence1984
@goldensilence1984 8 месяцев назад
What part?
@williamhayward9009
@williamhayward9009 8 месяцев назад
@@goldensilence1984 That isreal won its land through wars. And that is had the land for so long when it’s only been 73yrs. Just her whole thing was wrong.
@jackiehernandez3444
@jackiehernandez3444 8 месяцев назад
These thumbnails been lit lately lol
@sheba8571
@sheba8571 8 месяцев назад
Lol rod wave sampled hey there Delilah for the last part of his song lyrics. It was a crazy experience in my mind hearing it. By your side by Rod Wave
@tjeezy845
@tjeezy845 8 месяцев назад
This whole situation is sad you can say look what Palestine has done.. but no videos but we do see the videos of Israel bombing the Gaza Strip which is pretty much the same as there own land which is crazy and another attitude at the end of the day all we can do is pray for peace wtf can we do besides have an opinion that doesn’t matter to anyone when in the next few days the same people upset will be upset about the next issue in this crazy world n Mya definitely went pro Israel without even saying it which is crazy
@josephmorgan4834
@josephmorgan4834 8 месяцев назад
Fam, this situation didn’t start yesterday. Palestinians have been resisting since Israel’s inception. Should we demonize Haiti for killing its oppressors? A literal slogan during the Revolution was “coup tet, boule kay,” which translates to “cut the head, burn the house.” Or should we demonize Nat Turner for his “rampage” against his oppressors?
@gworldwide
@gworldwide 7 месяцев назад
I need a High Chop Fade! W/ a side of sweet tea 🤣🤣🤣
@bmobrad
@bmobrad 8 месяцев назад
Love the CP podcast ❤
@KINGOFBROOKLYN3
@KINGOFBROOKLYN3 8 месяцев назад
The black Uncle Charlie from Bone thugs eyes 😭57:02
@Meshiapatrice
@Meshiapatrice 8 месяцев назад
Cp imagination is wild😂😂😂😂😂
@tunit33k
@tunit33k 8 месяцев назад
WE IN HERE!!! 👽🛸👽
@zion5522
@zion5522 8 месяцев назад
I’m tryna get an episode on The Banned Books of the Bible
@thedon7180
@thedon7180 8 месяцев назад
Enoch and dragons!!!!
@lightbear939
@lightbear939 8 месяцев назад
Y'all want more myths?
@EMEBYRRD
@EMEBYRRD 8 месяцев назад
He said the dog face looked like a fruit snack 🤣🤣
@ShaeLaird
@ShaeLaird 8 месяцев назад
CP, you make my day!! 😂😂😂😂
@deecee9480
@deecee9480 8 месяцев назад
Let's get it!!
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
The baby that would say “Your Not The Momma” is the same guy who did the voice of Elmo!
@divineintervention212
@divineintervention212 8 месяцев назад
Is it the same guy who caught those SA charges ?
@juanla5243
@juanla5243 8 месяцев назад
Maye looking so good......respectfully of course
@riznellousfactory
@riznellousfactory 8 месяцев назад
Yea she is beautiful 😍
@divineintervention212
@divineintervention212 8 месяцев назад
She's a very cute young lady.
@nyz6685
@nyz6685 8 месяцев назад
Don't Stop Me Now by Queen is my favorite
@thedon7180
@thedon7180 8 месяцев назад
Ita Bohemian rhapsody or a phrophets song for me. Queen is dope.
@pericopinero1035
@pericopinero1035 8 месяцев назад
Shoutout to CP for pointing out that Palestinians are sliding back.
@Don.Latto44TV
@Don.Latto44TV 8 месяцев назад
Already made my morning 👏🏽☀
@Yi_Tv_Sir
@Yi_Tv_Sir 8 месяцев назад
HIGH CHOP FADES!!!!! 🗣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@kevzzyz
@kevzzyz 8 месяцев назад
Maye went full New York and I'm here for it.👀
@mickeyshaquillesunflower8898
@mickeyshaquillesunflower8898 8 месяцев назад
😂 I have so many white bops “Electric Feel” by MGMT, “Walking on a dream” by Empire of the Sun, “Mr. Brightside” and “When You Were Young” by the Killers and classic “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins 1:03:49
@fit_with_mo
@fit_with_mo 3 месяца назад
OMG, I LOVED “Land of the lost” the TV show❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️ No one evaaa remembers that show, CP be knowin’ about everything😂 It’s amazing over here❤❤❤️❤️❤️💪🏾💪🏾
@UmiEarthGoddess
@UmiEarthGoddess 8 месяцев назад
CP’s Ronnie voice is unmatched 😂😂😂
@bayareahustles
@bayareahustles 8 месяцев назад
I’m here for Mya! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
@JayWatch23
@JayWatch23 8 месяцев назад
It’s good to see you’re still putting out content. I guess r.i.p to where it all kinda started “Roast Me” .. but r.i.p to my personal favorite “Roast This” ..nothing more sacred than clowning and kicking shit with your brothers and peers. Roast This carried me through the pandemic and beyond. Sucks to see it just disappear. I was rocking even when it was just you and BLew.. I’d still lmao.. but like I said.. glad to see you stop working bro. Much love and respect to you.
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
My husband liked “Jump around”
@leekotvfilms5236
@leekotvfilms5236 8 месяцев назад
Yooo the topics be fire
@mefilmmaking
@mefilmmaking 8 месяцев назад
🔥🔥 as always
@44musicgroup21
@44musicgroup21 8 месяцев назад
1. Ariels - S.O.A.D 2. Chop Suey - S.O.A.D 3. Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana 4. I write sins not tragedy - panic at the disco
@BlackWeldgod
@BlackWeldgod 8 месяцев назад
We got to protect Max from the drama 😂 🐶
@Chris512B
@Chris512B 8 месяцев назад
That thumbnail is wild
@angelh6345
@angelh6345 8 месяцев назад
Love this podcast Congratulations on the new pups CP Cp so damn hilarious and brilliant The max bit was hilarious asf
@VideoKitchen1
@VideoKitchen1 8 месяцев назад
🎶 " Forget about it, 🎶 Forget about it, 🎶Forget about it, 😂😂😂😭😭💀
@naturalscratcher9498
@naturalscratcher9498 8 месяцев назад
8:36 He’s talking about Priscilla🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The guy said “you’re not for the streets Priscilla” and she said “MEOW😡”…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@naturalscratcher9498
@naturalscratcher9498 8 месяцев назад
Thanks cp!!!💜💪🏾
@Eddie_Sto
@Eddie_Sto 7 месяцев назад
I like that Newport box background.
@KBS1ELEVEN
@KBS1ELEVEN 8 месяцев назад
Bruh! Your "Ronnie From The Chi" took Me Out😂😂
@jamaririptoe8555
@jamaririptoe8555 8 месяцев назад
I would like it if ya'll spoke more about global issues. Including central Asia and Africa. There's been like 6 coups this year and governments successfully ousting their oppressors. I feel like if you guys are pro-the people. These are conflicts that could also could fuel a world war.
@airkush257
@airkush257 8 месяцев назад
This was the funniest episode and CP is a lowkey marketing genius. The ideas and the soft sales "F with da tens" is genius. Sound like a gang recruiter lol.
@gloryfades4110
@gloryfades4110 8 месяцев назад
The dinosaurs is all-time TGIF classic
@JaDedby88
@JaDedby88 8 месяцев назад
I randomly remembered coloring in a The dinosaurs coloring book..they were a big deal at that time
@ChuckaVsTheWorld
@ChuckaVsTheWorld 8 месяцев назад
Panic at the disco- i write sins not tragedies Chris Stapleton- Tennessee Whiskey Fleetwood mac- Dreams Bobby Caldwell- do 4 love
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
I have never seen a dinosaur bones of an entire dinosaur.
@WillieEarlSon
@WillieEarlSon 8 месяцев назад
Drowning pools first album still get heavy rotation
@gaetanadixon333
@gaetanadixon333 8 месяцев назад
I remember I couldn’t even bring up dinosaurs outside my house and I use to be obsessed with dinosaurs and would dig for bones in my backyard. However when I went to church I couldn’t talk about it because according to them the earth began with Adam and Eve. Once I got in trouble because I asked who made the dinosaurs and why didn’t they talk about them in Sunday school
@reeseb378
@reeseb378 8 месяцев назад
When they can't explain you're wrong and out of line
@Hinokami777
@Hinokami777 8 месяцев назад
Smh that’s so trash. When we clearly have dinosaur bones. That’s a fact. They still try to dismiss it and make it seem demonic cause the Bible didn’t talk about it ? I think the Bible did mention leviathan and behemoth which I assume were dinosaurs
@lightbear939
@lightbear939 8 месяцев назад
They can't explain God nor Dinosaurs
@Sunnyseahorse574
@Sunnyseahorse574 8 месяцев назад
I miss the special guests!
@TheLakers81
@TheLakers81 8 месяцев назад
Me too
@misizkash
@misizkash 8 месяцев назад
agreed
@cwa659
@cwa659 8 месяцев назад
Just because you win a war doesn’t make the original seizure of land justified. Did I miss something? Mya’s pov is biased and flawed.
@josephmorgan4834
@josephmorgan4834 8 месяцев назад
!!!!! ❤❤❤❤
@josephmorgan4834
@josephmorgan4834 8 месяцев назад
Yup, by her logic, Europeans “won” native lands in the “Americas.”
@ChuckaVsTheWorld
@ChuckaVsTheWorld 8 месяцев назад
Dinosaurs was a spinoff/parody of family matters if I'm not mistaken
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
If you die cats will eat it’s owner’s eyes.
@RonDonProductions
@RonDonProductions 8 месяцев назад
Maye came in heavy with the propaganda 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
@josephmorgan4834
@josephmorgan4834 8 месяцев назад
!!!!!! She’s too educated to have said what she said.
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
Never let your kids see terror, that clown messed with my spirit.
@macmainemusik5913
@macmainemusik5913 Месяц назад
CP and gang ghost hunting special for Halloween? Can I get a Hell Yea
@ChuckaVsTheWorld
@ChuckaVsTheWorld 8 месяцев назад
Here is a pig story lmfao literally dropped right after this
@tinobeans4310
@tinobeans4310 8 месяцев назад
I been trynna remember the name of that show for years! Land of the lost.
@tanniliya
@tanniliya 8 месяцев назад
Amen Cp Ty for stating facts! Free Palestine❤
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
I don’t believe people could have lived around a T-Rex
@ojordan1986
@ojordan1986 6 месяцев назад
Cp fuccin hilarious Santa got shot 😂🤣🤣🤣
@avery3787
@avery3787 8 месяцев назад
Maya’s take on the Israel Palestine war is so bs
@divineintervention212
@divineintervention212 8 месяцев назад
Most people don't realize they've been running a open air prison over there for years and the Palestinians just had enough of the bs. 😕💯
@TheSlimeBaller
@TheSlimeBaller 8 месяцев назад
She gets on my nerves Dawon should have been the new host
@antoniorosado3519
@antoniorosado3519 8 месяцев назад
She didn’t even have a take lol
@TheReal5limeB4by
@TheReal5limeB4by 8 месяцев назад
Hey man, she a new mommy guys let’s not do all that there’s people that’s actually dead from this
@TheReal5limeB4by
@TheReal5limeB4by 8 месяцев назад
I understand what you’re saying though. I get it.
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
It’s like back and forth who has the land,
@jamesw7174
@jamesw7174 8 месяцев назад
I hope y'all get to see this comment. I saw Mya touch on gnosticism several pods back and I would like to hear y'all thoughts about gnosticism vs Christianity and it's comparisons.
@JayStallworth
@JayStallworth 8 месяцев назад
Curry goat is fire CP!
@justwhy6892
@justwhy6892 8 месяцев назад
Now they got a show called La Brea on NBC. Peacock just let me watch the first episode.
@VVS_VDOE757
@VVS_VDOE757 8 месяцев назад
Max let the choppa sing congrats papa CP
@misizkash
@misizkash 8 месяцев назад
can we go back to guest format? Or even just CP alone
@MnplyTV
@MnplyTV 7 месяцев назад
Bruh my 🐶 name Max & I got em during pandemic 😂😂
@dozhadeville444
@dozhadeville444 8 месяцев назад
🛸 Gang
@bmobrad
@bmobrad 8 месяцев назад
Cp when are you coming to Seattle
@user-dz9fc8ir9l
@user-dz9fc8ir9l 8 месяцев назад
Mya love you lady , but your super smart you jus some times over look the OBVIOUS
@lorenzocruell313
@lorenzocruell313 8 месяцев назад
"ALL STAR" by Smash Mouth is the song
@TheManOfLove
@TheManOfLove 8 месяцев назад
Wondering what CP is gonna say this week
@Ctrill23
@Ctrill23 8 месяцев назад
Everything
@brieanaduckett-graves6234
@brieanaduckett-graves6234 8 месяцев назад
@@Ctrill23😂😂😂😂
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
I was in a Jewish hospital they gave me lamb chops they were great. Curry goat is good 👍🏽
@Tommy-dk3rw
@Tommy-dk3rw 8 месяцев назад
Can’t wait til the gangsta aliens come out and be robbing mfs 😂
@immanuelbrooks545
@immanuelbrooks545 8 месяцев назад
Happy Game day
@augustufouria7663
@augustufouria7663 8 месяцев назад
Looks like at least one of those images were of the created by an AI generator. In the one with the pile of ashes.
@freezedatakeover
@freezedatakeover 8 месяцев назад
You becoming the black Joe Rogan my boy 👍🏿💪🏿🤙🏿👌🏿
@Lorenzow33
@Lorenzow33 8 месяцев назад
Rip puppy
@trabm.1279
@trabm.1279 8 месяцев назад
How much for the blue frenchie???
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 8 месяцев назад
I’ve spent two weeks there in 2019, Jewish people have to serve in there military by age 18, we walked around Jerusalem and saw 18 year olds walking around in uniform with large military gun, in the city.
@Ctrill23
@Ctrill23 8 месяцев назад
I got some banger white songs on the playlist journey don’t stop believe hall and oats I can’t go for that, smells like teen spirit
@Carolina-zo9io
@Carolina-zo9io 8 месяцев назад
@4:15 I can picture the lil Frenchie opening he door with a lil loose wife beater on drunk, talking shit
@melloyello1573
@melloyello1573 8 месяцев назад
All time favorite white song what you won’t do for love by Bobby Caldwell😮‍💨‼️‼️‼️
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