The Craziest Lengths People Went to For Revenge 

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I love that Dave is like, "Yeah, he took out credit cards in my name, whatever. But if that fucker takes my curry one more time..."

Simon, you can't have it both ways. You can't tell your writers to drastically limit their personal annecdotes and introductions, and then be upset when Dave doesn't elaborate on his former roomate commiting massive fraud in his name. RIP Danny's introductions. #OGBB

As a woman, hearing the decent men of the world call out other men's awful actions will never get old. Neither will hearing other women stand up for themselves & each other.

I fucking died at "i was thinking oh he took the beer from fridge no he comitted MEGA FRAUD"🤣😂🤣😂

Here I am, 5 seconds in, trying to figure out how to serve gazpacho soup "precisely and mercilessly"

Always remember Tim Shaw (radio presenter in the UK) having his wife exact revenge on him.Shaw's wife, Hayley, sold his Lotus Esprit, worth £25,000, for 50p on eBay after he joked with Jodie Marsh live on air that he would leave his wife and two children for her

Dave really has had the most interesting life. Every time he starts a video with a story from his own life, I know it's going to be insane, scary, or just plain weird, but always hilarious.

I also read once as part of the Caesar story that while in custody, Caesar convinced the pirates to sleep 20 feet away from him because they smelled bad and that offended him. And they did partly because he wouldn't shut up about it.

I personally love the stories of those who indeed fucked around followed by a healthy dose of finding out.

I love the honest outro from Simon. "Pay your tradesmen" If they deliver, you should too.

Revenge is best served cold, revenge is sweet, revenge is.. ice cream.

Oh yesss, I saw the Netflix doc about that Akku guy. I can only say I wholeheartedly approve of the justice that was meted out to him by the community

Holy shit, Dave's coming in hot on this one!

3:10 - Mid roll ads 5:00 - Chapter 1 - The lynching of akku yadav 9:15 - Chapter 2 - Julius caesar 13:35 - Chapter 3 - Unnamed victim of extra marital affair 17:10 - Chapter 4 - Stiff around & find out PS: 15:55 - Confused brain

I still think Saint Olga of Kiev has one of the most INSANE revenge story's I have ever heard.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is sweet. You'll get your just desserts. Therefore, revenge must be ice-cream.

Steven He appearance at about 7:30! 🎉 what a pleasant surprise!

The quacking actually works… maybe have a different sound effect for every profanity. Makes it easier to understand what you’re talking about

Simon: I refuse to believe anything without evidence! also Simon: I choose to believe this unsupported statement because it's awesome.

Oh my gosh the new scam song edit 😂😂😂 I'm rolling.

The editing today is _chef's kiss_ as always.

On the issue of 'pay your tradespeople' there was an inversion of that recently when a elderly gentleman from Kingsclere wanted a new kitchen. He bought it from Wickes but was unhappy with the workmanship. Refusing all offers to remedy the snagging issues, he demanded that Wickes remove the kitchen entire. Noting that this would cost a lot more than it would to fix it, Wickes declined. In retaliation, he hired a tank and parked it outside the Basingstoke branch where it remained for several weeks. After he eventually left, he received a ban from all branches of Wickes and the Basingstoke branch now has anti tank barricades at the car park entrance.

I've always been a huge fan of Julius Caesar, I remember being told this story at school - standard 2/age 8 when we had library afternoon once a week and the teacher who was also the librarian - this was a small country school - taught us lots of Roman history along with the Greek and Roman mythology. Thank you Mr Bridgely.

😂 this channel keeps me going. That's it, just this channel. Thanks Simon and Gang.

Glad to see the coins from the episode written by Dave

Don't know about the Porsche one but Tim Shaw co host of Car SOS in UK thirsted after a glamour model he was interviewing on the radio, think he actually said something about trading one in for other. His wife was listening and listed car on eBay for silly amount but collection had to be quick. It was a Lotus Elise worth about 20-30k at the time. True story.

Dave keeps telling us crimes he committed, but very little about which mob took his eyes

There WAS a bar near where I live some years ago that was renovated. The owner failed to pay the team that built the new building. Shortly after, around 2 am, he received a call that was from the local fire department, telling him his new bar is currently on fire. He rushed to the scene and found all eight firemen standing around, keeping all the onlookers at a safe distance, AND LITERALLY ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS in the raging inferno that WAS his bar. He then noticed that all eight of them were familiar faces. And the eldest son of the chief of police is also in that eight. The ninth familiar face was the local fire marshal. They were his unpaid construction crew. ALWAYS PAY THE SERVICE WORKERS. Oh, and one of the crew bought the lot, and only cleaned enough of the rubble to make leaving the rest not technically illegal. the remains are still there, taunting that cheapskate. The place burned near two decades ago.

For chapter 1 story I envision Cell Block Tango playing in the background while he was getting his comeuppance. And remember acts by Olga of Kiev and Genghis Khan.

There is no situation that can not be improved by a Venture Bros reference

My headphones were disconnected when this video started on my phone whilst in the office at work. Simon's shouting brought some strange looks.

15:25 Like the Sun has anything to do with actual news!

Age of Consent varies from state to state. It's 18 in California and some states, 16-17 other states. Some states also have "Romeo and Juliet" provisions, where couples close in age are exempt from SR laws. Basically, a legal sexual relationship cannot become illegal just because the older partner had a birthday.

The first part of this episode could basically be a makeshift Mad Libs 🦆

On my way to work one day I made an illegal U turn, and some road vigilante (not a cop) got upset and cut me off/ break checked me, and flipped me off. He ended up going to my job wanting to have a drink after work. I was the bar tender

I feel like “And remember: always pay your tradespeople!” should become a standard part of the outro. 😂 (as a freelance writer I heartily agree with this statement)

I wanna see the supercut of every single time Simon has said "What are you up to?!"

Sam is a legend for including at least 1 Venture Bros clip in each Blaze. Infinitely referenceable show

16:30 Damnit. I just had my first "I'm old" moment. Simon's a greybeard and his default silly melody is a *Pokémon theme!*

Genuinely thought Lorelei edited this because of the metalocalypse reference @1:41

Julian keep those Venture Bros memes coming. ✌️ GO TEAM VENTURE! ✌️

Yeah I'm on those women's side. Well done.

That was one of the best intros I've ever seen on this channel! BRAVO

"Yea you can never have enough precision in your soup"... GO TEAM VENTURE!

I had a manager that was absolutely terrible in store I worked at that gave cooking lessons. I quit and a good 6 months later I would still get calls to my cell phone asking me questions about product deliveries. I had asked repetitively to be removed, but the delivery service couldn’t do that only the account holder could and my old manager never removed me. So one morning I get a call at 5 am on my day off telling me the delivery wasn’t confirmed and they couldn’t contact anyone. It was a massive order right before the holidays and they needed a confirmation. Instead, I cancelled the order using my old confirmation code they never deleted. All classes for the day were cancelled losing them about $5 k in refunds alone plus they lost the deposit on the product. Needless to say, I was never called again

Hey Dave, if you ever find yourself in that situation again, get a mini fridge for your bedroom. Bravo on the hot sauce revenge though.

That lady thought she could do a Donald T*ump on that guy and ended up finding out that she was not Donald T*ump. XD

Too bad this video wasn't uploaded on the Ides of March. You guys miss an opportunity there?

8:54 u know u've seen so many shows and movies, when u said this exact quote, before it even came on screen😂😂

Love all of your channels usually informative, always enjoyable. This has been one of my favorites.

The first time I heard that Porsche story was 1979 and it was set in San Diego. Can't believe it's still got legs after all these years.

Was Caesar’s poetry anything like Vogon poetry?

5:43 I'm going to assume what you said during the bleep was, "played patty cake". So, "he played patty cake with 40 women". He sounds fun

“Dave! This isn’t _Casual Criminalist!”_

I have to say I really appreciate the Venture Brothers memes sprinkled in the brain Blaze lately. I'm not sure who is doing the editing but carry on you're doing a wonderful job. Go team venture!✌️

Simon has his own hot sauce. Booty blaze 😂. For intellectuals, cowboys & astronauts only.

The best part of the car story is that it is listed as being in "cheated in condition" 😂

Hey... Aren't those the coins from your Dave Is Daredevil test on your desk?!! My suspension of disbelief is ruined! You've shattered the illusion, and therefore you've shattered my middle age. Way. To. Go. Great job. 😭

More please! These were awesome..

11:03 _... the future emperor ..._ He isn't considered and emperor. His last office was _dictator_ which was an official republican office used in perilous times. However, a normal Roman dictator could only reign for half a year and had immunity from prosecution for what he had done in office. Both Sulla's and Caesar's dictatorships were actually unconstitutional, especially since Caesar was declared _dictator perpetuus_ in 45 BC, meaning "for life". This life, however, didn't last long.

Backblaze is the best stock I’ve ever bought. Got in at 4$, it’s now a 10$ stock with no signs of slowing down. Thanks for the tip Simon

Thanks Simon

The intro startled my dog, who was sleeping so peacefully

I started my morning (8 am) seeing the livestream and now we have a normal blaze. Its a good day to be alive

Saw the sponsor banner and for a spilt second I though it was ANOTHER Simon Whistler & Co production 😂😂

Sam thanks for the Beyoncé/Simon dance! That sh*t made me laugh so hard I had an asthma attack, totally worth it!!

EDITOR! YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THE VENTURE BROTHERS! me too tho.. its cool

Sorry about being here late, Simon…

16:15 Simon got some sick moves

All the venture bros clips lately...chefs kiss

Your editor had his work cut out for him for this episode

Thanks !!

Me reading "r-word" and thinking "even abbreviated like that it's still a weird thing to call him" 10 seconds later... oh, THAT r word.... Daaaaaaamn

Writer Dave is a legend. And the editors for brain blaze are hilarious. Oh and Simon's pretty cool too lol ❤

15:30 Reminds me of a KMart ad I saw once. Former race car driver turned commentator Darrell Waltrip was at a drive in diner and saw the bill had $10 for a hamburger so he told a story of a guy who bought a hot rod for $10. A woman was selling the car because her husband was having an affair and run off with his mistress. He told he to sell the car and send him the money. She mailed him a $10 bill.

the editing is 🔥🔥🔥

The 3rd recorded blaze in a row. You go Simon you're a beast!

🔌 If you were wondering about the dodecahedrons, Simon’s got a vid for that on Decoding the Unknown 🔌

Love the Enron mug...

Simon: Given that the sea is fairly big, you might have thought this would have been difficult, nay impossible. Caesar: Actually, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

At least Caesar was a politician who kept his word. 🤣🤣🤣

"While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself." -- Douglas Horton

i’m looking forward to the follow up episode with St. Olga of Kyiv.

The Enron mug is amazing! 😂

The porsche 911 story might be true but it also sounds like a urban legend I Heard about in the 90's with a divorced woman selling a Thunderbird she got in the divorce for a dollar to spite a cheating husband.

amazing as always lads. Just leaving a lil for the engagemet, and to shout ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MONARCH!!!

Did not expect the Frozen meme, good choice

15:00 - Fun fact for Factboi. Age of consent in 30 of 50 states in the US is actually 16. Some of these do have laws say the participants must be within a certain age of each other, but that is not the case for all of those 30 states.

Whistle-boy, good to see you.

I’m the odd woman out whom is obsessed by ancient history & I think of the Roman Empire multiple times a day. In a alternate universe I’m definitely an archaeologist. When the tic toc trend started my husband thought it was my doing bc I reference something roman daily. Turns out it’s just men whom saw “300” and use it as amp material for working out.

Best revenge story I personally saw was about a married couple. The wife was told by her husband that he was divorcing her for his younger girlfriend. In the divorce, he was awarded one of the classic cars. She had her brother, who was a mechanic, come and completely disassemble the car from bumper to bumper. She sent the car to him in boxes. No parts were damaged and were all there, but the bolts were all in a separate box mixed together. Took him thousands of dollars and years of work. Legend

I live in Solihull!! I shall do some digging!!

I live in Solihull b90 and I have heard about this story, I had never took much note of it and till now I must look into this now tho. 😂

09:38 Actually, this was still the Roman republic.

Starting my day with my favourite show!

14:20 ...and the babysitter...lol

When I see Backblaze I think about the real early critical role commercials

Late to the show again! God dammit Peter!!!

I feel your doing Caesar a great disservice. Caesar may have been entitled, but he was legendarily persuasive. He didn't use coercion or bullying. His skills at oratory were so powerful, it's said he could get you to do whatever he thought you should do, by giving you a speech. History certainly backs that up. When kings caused revulsion in Rome, he became one in all but name, an impressive feat