The Cringiest Song of All Time | Sad Boyz 

according to ben himself, this isnt real music

i know the video literally just got posted but the phrase "homie, im epic" has already pained me

I will never understand how Ben Shapiro fans can stand listening to his voice for more than 10 seconds. It’s so nasally it puts squidward to shame

"read aloud to the class flow" is golden. Another perfect joke from Jordan that got no reaction 😂

I completely believed @ 42:11 that Jarvis was gonna say "I do acknowledge that Tom McDonald has a farm..."

Tom MacDonald fighting in the war on the System on the side of the System

Doing a rap song about offending people with a guy that's known to be offended by the whole genre is possiblity the funniest thing he's done yet. Is his next release just going to be called "I'M NOT TRIGGERED YOU'RE TRIGGERED?" It can be a colab with Jordan Peterson who can just cry throughout the song to add vibes.

I have an acquaintance that likes tom, for someone that listens to a guy that tries his hardest to be offensive, he gets really sensitive everytime I say I don't like tom.

Shapiro's rap is just Bruno's rap from Black and White

Fun fact scammers actually often purposely make scams not perfect because they want to target someone who is stupid as to not waste time trying with someone that can even if not right away see through the scam

1:04:27 i live in indiana, if i had a dollar for every time i see an american flag every day, i’d be able to move out of indiana on an unrelated note, a couple in my ex’s neighborhood once flew a pride flag but their neighbors got mad so they replaced it with a flag of guy fieri that said “flavortown”

me having adhd is starting this video at 7 am and repeatedly forgetting im watching it, restarting, pausing it, going somewhere and here I am at 7pm with 30 minutes left still.

just when I'm about to nap....I'll just play it and listen to it again when I'm awake

my starting word in wordle is ALWAYS fjord it's not a good one according to objective facts, but i just *feel* in my *soul* that ONE DAY. the word will be fjord and i will be the only person in the world to get it on the first try

idk what jordan and jarvis put in these podcasts, but for some reason my ability to style cosplay wigs suddenly becomes like 8x better for no reason?? is this probably a coincidence? yes. am i still gonna put on this podcast every time i have to so much as pick up a can of hair spray? obviously.

"dont be a wap" definitely wont when listening to this song damn

"Let's just kiss." "That's the final episode." * HARD CUT * It's the cut that made me laugh.

"Let's just agree that off mic... Your mic is on"

"reading aloud for the class flow" deserved a laugh

President Garfield also got shot and absolutely would have survived if people hadn't tried to remove the bullet, because one of the ways they tried to find it was by using one of the world's first metal detectors to look for the bullet, but it was picking up on the metal of the springs in the bed so they were way, way off and just made everything worse.

one time someone requested a tom macdonald song to play on my local radio station and the whole chat was like wow this is the best thing i've ever heard! and when i thought it couldn't get worse the munchkin himself calls into this albertan radio station to be like hey man as a canadian it's great to hear that my stuff is being played back at home. the host was so excited to talk to him and i felt like i was hallucinating

Jarvis: Let's just kiss Jordan: That's the final episode? Hard cut to the next section. I know it wasn't intentional but still really funny.

Perfect timing. I’ve been looking for something to listen to while playing Stardew Valley

"i ask myself, what would Ben do?" the tv screens... my hands shot up to cover my mouth in absolute shock. that was VISCERAL.

The fact that Jarvis nailed that it was gonna be number one but the actual line from Ben was so much cringier than anything Jarvis suggested makes my day

The real Woke Karen's are the friends we made along the way

jarvis.... i have never anyone acknowledge misophonia by name before and this was very heartening

I think if you merged your faces you'd get Lionel Richie

The nega-chin thing cracked me up when I heard Liam O’Brian say a similar thing on Critical Role for the first time :’) had to go and listen back like 3 times to realise he was saying Nega and not just dropping the N word mid-dnd-game.

Just noticed this but jordan's gamecube tattoo is sick as hell

as someone who has a family history of ass cancer, keep the death by butt illness coming because I was running out of jokes

Eminem: "Let's do the math. if I was black, I would've sold half" Tom: The struggle of white rappers, amirite Eminem?" Eminem: "But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace You shoulda been watchin' him, apparently you ain't parents" Tom: "I'm like this because of you. Why don't you like me?"

You know , I feel like Tom MacDonald and Ben Shapiro didn’t get bullied enough as a kid

I'm truly devastated that they cut the bit where ben was like "look at my graphs look at my charts," that shit had me crying at work

Honestly I’m just happy yall address and try to compensate misophonia at all! It really means a lot, all my life ppl think I’m being over dramatic and it doesn’t rly matter so it makes me happy that yall think about it ❤ and hey, it’s a podcast, it’s rly hard to avoid all mouth sounds just bc of the format! And ppl should know that going into it! Love yalllllll

Im honestly convinced that both the Ben verses and the Ben appearances in the videos are just AI and Ben himself had no involvement other than approving it and getting a check

TW gross body talk and eye stuff: In regards to the eye depreciation talk, my brother's friend recently went to the optometrist and they told him his retinas were "hanging on by a thread" and they had to do emergency surgery. It's called retinal detachment and apparently it was caused by his massive growth spurt he had at the end of high school. Now he's mostly blind in one eye. Crazy

I'm at the start so idk if they cover this but i think it would be funny to, from now on, refer to Ben as "Conservative Rapper Ben Shapiro"

In the USA dueling stopped after the Civil War since around 4% of the population died in it(mostly young men who would get in duels otherwise). It continued in Europe, slowly petering out until WWI at which point a TON of young men died and everyone decided not to encourage them to kill each other

“Reading out loud for the class flow😭😭😭😭”

dosent ben think rap isnt real music? 😭

The scammers definitely know what they're doing, they're not just exploited workers working for an evil company.

I got the whole song as an ad the other day. I’m pretty sure it’s been viewed a lot because they paid to get it viewed a lot

the worst part of the song for me was him calling himself a "caucasian rapper" like i know everyone means white when they say caucasian but that's one of my biggest icks 😭😭 as an armenian, i just want everyone to look at a map and stop equating people from the caucasus with white people it's so annoying, especially bc if this guy saw an actual caucasian person he would not think they're white lol

Very excited for the "we stole a cops gun (gone crazy)" episode

I work in a restaurant and our kitchen manager constantly blasts nothing but Tom McDonald for HOURS straight. Literally I can't tell whether he's playing a mix of this guy's music or just the same 2 songs over and over again, but in any case it feels like an act of aggression I should bring up to hr

Literally the only reason I heard it as Nega-Chin in Fairly Odd Parents was because I was playing Sonic Rush and they had Nega-Eggman in it

ben really said “this is not rap, this is not hip-hop, this is just an attempt to make the lefties stop”

1:05:00 on the topic of Joe Biden and gender, when asked how many genders there are his answer was actually pretty based: "I don't know, at least 3"

Most of the other old members of Young Money are keeping quiet and focusing on their businesses. Nicki mocking Megans feet cuz her shoes are already too big for her to fill at a decade+ younger lol. Barbz be extra delusional these days.

58:25 About the scamming question "can't they do a better job?" Idk the percentage but I'm sure a fair share of them are just incompetence, but in plenty of scams the shoddy quality can actually be a strategy to weed out the people who are careful not to fall for scams so that the people who buy in are genuinely gullible enough to just keep falling for the scam

This podcast is perfect for silly lil goofy guys

Tom Mcdonald reminds me of those high school boys who's entire personality is being as edgy as possible and they think everyone loves it but really most people are just laughing because they're uncomfortable.

I was looking away, and i heard you trying to rhyme Karens. It sounded like an impression of Tom Mcdonald trying to read.

I'm a very new baseball card collector (I've actually been cataloging my collection while listening to the podcast), and the baseball card economy had its boom and bust in value before I was even born. With the way the market is now, you can't just be into it for the money. My collection is worth about as much as the amount of money I've put into it, give or take, and that's completely fine to me. If I was looking for ROI I'd get into the stock market. I got into baseball cards because I love baseball and I enjoy collecting things, and the community both online and in person is very passionate and polite and helpful. People collect things because they like the things, not just because of money. Most of my favorite cards in my collection are worth less than $1, and I'm completely fine with it. I like them for the players, or the pictures on the card, or the stories attached. If you only get into collectables because you want to make money, if/when the collectables lose their value, you're just gonna be stuck with some plastic or cardboard that you don't even care about on its own.

The misophonia comment really made me happy I don't usually have an issue with Jarvis content but I feel so seen😭

Sad Boyz after therapy makes Fridays a good time :)

i think rap is seen in a similar way to modern art, where the actual artistic ability is overlooked (especially by conservatives), and people go “well, i could do that.” and then they do it and find out it actually takes skill, but are too proud to admit it’s bad. so we end up with things like this.

@20:09 i bought a box of random comics at this flea market booth that was closing up shop and she said 8 bucks for all other them and i said yes without looking at them. when i got home i got excited because they were all 1960s spiderman etc comics. i thought i hit the jackpot and then i looked closer and they were all 1980s reprints lol. still worth more than what i paid but relatable.

"baby on board, my babys a gun" is a hilarious bumper sticker

“You’re Canadian you don’t have a culture.” Ouch. I mean it’s true but ouch. 😂

It took me weeks to get that “Asian girl” song out of my head after you guys covered it both individually and on the podcast, so I’m looking forward to this.

I literally just subscribed to the patreon to get more episodes and then this gets posted

Oh my god thank you Jordon and Jarvis- I’m waiting for my number to be called at the social service office and I forgot the book I’d planned to bring at home. Nearly died but alas I am saved. Thank you.

My ex liked Tom MacDonald for like 2 songs before she realised he wasn't doing it ironically. I would like to recite a line from a Kabuto The Python track: "If you a white kid nobody cares, there's about a million white rappers right over there" Like, Tom, Thomas, Tommy Boy, Tomathan, you're not being bullied for being a white rapper, you're being bullied for being a white apologist. And Ben's flow reminds me of what Brian David Gilbert called Educational Rap Flow (derogatory)

Jordan doing a Nigerian prince doing Friends is my new favorite bit. Please please imclude this in every episode going forward. Please. I need this.

Shout out to y’all keeping me company every Friday night while I clean and make dinner so I don’t have to do anything on the weekend but play Pikmin and sleep

you should try getting kitboga on the show sometime! i watch him pretty frequently and he seems so nice but i also completely agree with your concerns about the ethics of targeting those kinds of scammers. would love to hear you guys have a conversation with him on the ethical dilemas surrounding his work/that industry as a whole (esp in instances where his audience just… gets pretty racist with it which i think he’s pushed back on before)

4:30 oh boy jarvis. I'm 31 and my initial diagnosis was the same: 2020 vision but I need to make an effort to focus. Nowadays I'm just another regular glasses user with a prescription and having to go every year to check if I need to change the prescription (I always do lol). Godspeed my friend, people say you can delay the degenerative effect of age by doing exercises

True, I don't know if there is a difference between Sad Boyz Jarvis and Jordan and them on their respective RU-vid channels but I've been listening to the podcast every week from when you guys started posting regularly even though I don't keep up with your individual channels

6:08 Genuinely i have really really bad misophonia, but you guys don't bother me because of how much I like you. I don't know why thats a thing that happens but. I love you!

I think I got this from a hbomb video but scams intentionally don't want to be too convincing to self select for gullibility so as to make their job easier and filter out people who will waste their time

jordan is so duel pilled he's honestly upholding-my-honor-maxxing

Hey audio only listener here! This is so my comfort podcast for riding on the bus and it is GREAT for that purpose but I have a little issue. Idk anything about audio so I don’t know if you can fix this, but I always have trouble hearing Jordan with all the background noise on my commute but I can’t turn the volume up or Jarvis/the guest become too loud. Might be specific to me but I wanted to point it out :)

Natalie Portman's rap with Lonely Island is literally more "offensive" and better written than anything Old McDonald has put out

"With his reading aloud for the class flow" is devastating

i just got on and was like.. i wonder if sad boyz have uploaded.. and HERE WE ARE

I love y’all so much. I sleep so well to Sad Boyz and I wish there were more episodes 💕

Know what makes me click on Sad Boyz and watch? Sad Boyz being uploaded. I can always count on yall to make my Saturday morning work paperwork less torturous : D

The fact that the beekeeper organization has nothing with beekeeping is giving Ben 10 Plummer vibes

NOT a bar about having blue eyes 💀

I’m 100% positive that the line at 48:55 was originally gonna be something like “You’d have to hate yourself as well because we’re both white dudes” to rhyme better with “That can’t be right dude” and then he changed it to “I’m you” but forgot to change the first line

I love how in the last third of the video, Jordan has sunk so far into the chair

Thanks for always making my Friday nights! Have a great weekend!!

the whole "being unable to do impressions of the people whose voices we hear the most" thing is very relatable and i've always wondered why that is!! i can mimic anybody's voice in the world but my brain is for some reason unable to process doing an impression of my parents

The preview "its" flowing into the "gucci girl" was nice

this is definitely one of my fav sad boyz eps

cannot stop thinking bout michael black or chinese jordan

I am blessed with another 2 and a half hour episode of sadboys❤

Nigerian Ross killed me 💀

The bit of the nigerian prince pretending to be an actor is one of your best

As a kid, I used to get these creature cards from an educational subscription. Weird and Wild Creatures, maybe? Those were cool because I was a nerd. I think those would have more clout than Metazoo.

I need to thank Ben Shapiro. My grandfather was in a coma for three years but when the nurse played Ben’s rap song, he got up to turn that shit off.

Very sincerely, this episode is SO much better for misophonia. I appreciate you so much.

So interesting to hear about metazoo. I went to the 2023 mothman festival and apparently it was partially funded by meta zoo and there was a meta zoo card competition. I didn't go to it and I didn't hear about it at all throughout the weekend, but on the last day there were people handing out packets of metazoo cards just for free. Me and my friend both got one packet and that's honestly the only reason I still remember them.

You can gauge Jordan’s well being by how much he talks about dying in a duel.

1:51:04 also plenty of Indians(especially South Indians) are Christians with names like Joseph!

6:08 I love you Jarvis 😭❤️ thank you You’re the only content creator I know that has ever like mentioned it publicly so everytime I hear you mention it it makes me feel so validated and happy, thank you for taking the time to learn about these things and caring about them❤️

THE MUGSHOT HAS THE CAMERA SET TO MAKE HIM LOOK OVER 6FOOT TALL THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

Extremely lost, i don't consume much american media or USA stuff but, isn't Tom Macdonald a farmer?