The Lo Res Car Is a Truly Insane Vehicle -- and I Drove It! 

this is your girlfriend and today doug is gonna ride it. ofc that swhat he told 8 years ago when you could actually get a gf, and he was unmarried.

Looooool

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Hahahahahahahahaha

😂😂😂😂😂😂

You mean Dougs great grand son

He wouldnt have aged one bit

You’ll still be teaching us about dividends and crypto then as well hopefully

Wonder how long the “caaaars” in cars and bids will be by 2140

It looks like the Cybertruck, but light-years ahead in minimalism.

Yeah... nobody is thinking that.

@@youtubechannel-uw8xu hope not. But it would be far from the first time it’s happened.

@@youtubechannel-uw8xu the 230 people that agreed with him say SHHH!

@@youtubechannel-uw8xu really? Maybe look at concept cars from 40,50,60 years ago Where people literally thought that. Hope you feel like an idiot now

Reminds me of those super cringy GM concepts from the 80's that they thought cars from future would have mindless buttons with green lights and all over them with those ugly soap shaped headlights lol

also thought about hotboxing in there 😊

YES

And a slow ramp can't forget the slow ramp really gets thier dk hard

Fog machine on the outside to hide its ugly ass.

That would also help with hiding that janky interior...

Indeed I’m late to the meeting

You win the internet.

cybertruck = RTX ON

This looks like my Sony Blu-ray …

that remote control is so 80's desing tho lol

@@Themaxleydog DLSS on

*covered with scratches

😂😂😂 Style AND value!

Hey, I've washed a normal car with a squeegee at a petrol station before. Well, most of one - before the attendant started yelling at me from the speaker 😅😅

I work at a gas station. You are correct!

I had a pamphlet that came with my Saab 99 from the 70s disgusing how proud they were of their crumpling steering wheel column to avoid things like this. That's also why the key was located between the seats, so in an accident you wouldn't break your knee on the ignition switch... yikes

Underrated comment.

omfg

Imagine having road rage in this

😂😂😂

This brought back memories...not god ones by the way. 😂

OMG tru

This is the truest comment on this video. No matter how many more people comment, this will always be the top.

LMAO truest statement in the history of humanity

Final form has cupholders.

LOL

Yes! Same here i love the design and the lighting at night/ darkness it looks really cool n just what u need lol a seat n a steering wheel lol lets go

Cars just need wheels, seats and windows. Soon they'll just be fully seemless bubbles or walk in caddies/trollies.

Yeah, a couple of highschoolers with a decent budget could build this...

golfcart

That’s what I’m saying 💀 and he compared it to a Countach

@@avtonikova1196 goof kart

@@Dystopikachu “decent budget” over $10000 dollars probably. Come on now

Hey look! It’s cs188!

The poly-gone

how's the Low-res car ytp coming?

Literally a freaking monolith on wheels

Or the lo-poly if they want to compromise

More like A Smooth 15Mph... At 17Mph the panels would peel off in the wind

This looks like the kind of 3d model that has ~2000 polys per flat surface for no reason, and when pressed about it, the devs start sweating and say it's because of "shaders"

🤣🤣🤣

“Headroom is okay” Yeah, but what if you go over a bump?

I literally read this as it happened. Oh serendipity 😀

Clear...Slide....Inside 🤣🤣

Ahha!! I knew someone would say this 😅

That moment felt like directly out of a cartoon show 😅

Sup

wow

Love u marques for ur car interest💓💓

Yep 👍🏽

MKBHD!

It would be interesting to see what kind of radar signature it puts out...also, depending on how thick that polycarbonate body is, it could have some decent anti-ballistic properties as well.

You'd be getting overtaken by grandma in a scooter

5:40 one of the side panels looks almost vertical

It's more about right angles, rather than vertical or horizontal specifically, but the point is the same nonetheless. Also, though, 30 MPH is so slow, that it wouldn't stand out against the background, which in itself would make it stealth. It's how notching a lock in a fighter works. Blend in with the ground in such a way that you don't appear to be moving and you disappear.

at least the police officer won't have a proper speed fix to laugh at

But you're not wrong when it comes to radar. LiDAR would be a bitch though.

I would believe that

Doug is an alien confirmed

"I have to go now. My planet needs me."

...Or maybe to the Mother Ship!

Tesla: You guys act like you're better than me. (Gives a car a half steering wheel... or not-wheel)

This guy is insane

i mean, minus the shape, it's just a glorified go-kart.

Not exactly. He didnot drive that far from the garage.

At one point he basically said he's eager to see what the "next generation" looks like. As if this piece of geometric art is getting another model year 🤣

As he should! Why wouldn't he?

Also, if you somehow crash and that remote controller breaks, how tf do you get out of the car?

W

The steering wheel looks like it's out of the GTA

More like a DLC

On a PS1 “lol

imagine in a race at high speed how the wind trail would go behind that car hahahaha everyone would crash

I mean ........ what's the point???

Major letdown with interior, too bad coulda been cool, maybe some touch switches or more modern toggles not Radio Shack WW2 surplus…..

Ikr. It was garbage

@@sas6561 publicity

Lives up to its name

LOL

HAHAHAHAHA!!

One of the first things I thought of too, though my Shield is the tube one because I'm cheap, lol.

Pelosi bought it

Holy shit!!!!🤣😂

😂

The cybertruck was just junk, nothing more

They both look like a door wedge

@@robertheller4583 looks like a computer mouse😂

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144p video-res is only allowed for black metal music videos for trve cvlt!

Wait you watch videos in higher resolution

By far if not the stupidest comment I’ve ever seen.

@@Jamesz_hunt ngl the car and video are also stupid

me

Funny as hell lol

Lmao...that scenario sounds oddly accurate!🤣

Gut ein

aren't modelled* yet.

“please step out of lara croft’s boob”

ps1 cars were way better than this.

Imagine Doug stopped by a cop and they talk through the body panels :D

*wired

@@electroborg what

Lol it’s not exactly a prism, but you know what I mean

@@electroborg is that a joke

Drugs, bro. Drugs.

Well when compared to this car, then yes. Lol

Also Doug: Styling: 8

23:02****

many quirks and anti-features

It is more of a quirk than a feature ;)

HOW TO SPOT A MORON:? IF THEY'RE STILL STYLING THEIR COMMENTS AS IMAGINARY DIALOGUE.

I work in VFX and we use the term low-res all the time when referring to polygonal meshes.

Watch me speed build this in blender in 30 seconds, with textures and shaders, and it render in 0.23

@@countchoculitis1528 That still doesn't make it correct.

@@gregor00005 just stop

@@countchoculitis1528 Yes, you can call low-poly low-res. polygonal meshes are kind of the approximation of realworld bodys. So the count of polygons is related to how closely the mesh matches the realworld body. So the term "resolution" is matching. The same with framerate (temporal resolution) or colordepth

It will eventually compete with the Cybertruck

To me it makes Cybertruck look even more ugly and "wrong". Lo Res has really nice proportions, which can't be said about Cybertruck at all.

@@vsm1456 true. The Cybertruck is even ugly compared to the Low Res Car lol.

😂😂😂😂

Thanks I really appreciate it man

Lol

One you rushed lol

More like a lowest possible LOD level in a videogame

Literally a solid works project you crammed.

@Chad Hustad, what I thought was 😎 about it tho was the fact that when Dough hopped into the back seat and closed the "lid", his voice sounded like a "synthesized talking car voice" which you'd expect from what would appear to be a movie prop "alien vehicle".

@Christian Ball I just thought it was funny a long time ago, and the car is the mclaren speedtail

@Christian Ball Ant kind

Regulations have really turned the setting on the Cybertruck to "low".

@Christian Ball Its no meme, its a way if life

Is this just a joke about the lo res car or did cyberpunk actually get a update worth playing ?

nah its a low res car. The kind you see way way in the background of games

@@IdiotStinky02 yeah that's a Low Polygon car. Resolution doesn't change based on the display you are viewing a game on. Games can be displayed on the screen at a lower rendering resolution is what you are thinking of. Everything looking bigger than it should.

@@IdiotStinky02 hes correct. Low res would be like the textures you find in Mario 64. low poly is when things have low polygon counts, therefore making things look more “edgy” like this thing

@@alaskanhybridgaming niggas really arguing semmantics on the low rez car.

@@Yumemaru. they're right though

EXACTLY! People keep judging this like a real car like “Ewww this thing is so useless I wouldn’t pay five dollars for this piece of crap!” Like bruh learn what art is

This comment actually made me belly laugh

Amazing how the universe works that way huh

Little 😑

Facts

Lil*

Hahahaha 😆 fuckin car belongs in Minecraft lol

I wouldn't pay 5 dollars for that piece of crap 😆

Pretty sure it doesn't matter when they're being paid to create this

@@KingShibe that's the whole point of getting paid for labor... I'd build a 2 wheel truck if the money was right. Doesn't mean it's gonna look good/have positive feedback.

@@crispi94 Time to design... **the Truckcycle.**

Hoovie: I bought the cheapest lo res car in the USA

😂

Ditto dude!!😅

You are not funny

But mopeds are practical af

@@EmorSceneForME and you are?

@@lewis.davila someone who doesn't like try hard want to be funny over the top people like Luiz Fernando. He is not funny and needs to delete his comment.

@@EmorSceneForME 😂😂

Ohh I need to see the BMW Isetta video now!

@@TonyGoff-Yu It's hilarious.

The BMW Isetta is a more memorable car due to Steve Urkel. 😂

Actually the Isetta was purposefully built to not be a real car, but a micro car, because people could afford neither real cars nor the drivers license after the war.

@@Beaglow No shit? What was the going rate for a DL?

Hello MemerMan!

"Art"

looks like a big waste of time

didnt expect to see you here lol

I think it's basicslly a lambo reskinned, and castrated

Exactly. It's just a gimmick go kart.

Imagine a 1000 hp version of this thing

golf cart

@@ryangreen4982 dude, he acknowledged that it was a golf cart chassis, chill

Doug did mention that, so no need to be too serious ...

next up: the Feature!

😂😂🤦‍♂️😭✌💪👌

sirens, activate

@@aminman15 😂😂💯

Maniac Cop would write it a ticket because he has a 1 dimensional personality

@@euphan123 I see what u did there 😎

Trying to report the car in a pursuit. "It's a... uhhhhh.... gloss black.... uhhhhhh..... polygon."

In a few years he will be

Looks like he's about to pick up someone else's kids from school... in a creepy ass Chevy van.

Doug keeps it real

@@OnPointFirearms don’t do Doug like that😂

I respect his refusal to change despite growing success

lol

Same here

I wasnt laughing out loud, neither were the other people commenting lol on this comment, but hey, didnt stop them. Liars. Lol.

#LOL

Me too! I used specially cereal boxes

"It's marketing propaganda in the form of a golf cart created by a shoe company that no one's ever heard of (and outside of this video, noone ever will)" FTFY

@@mikesprinkel9357 Right. I was impressed until he opened it. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@Gannon Travis god help you if you think these are comparable.

Yeah

What

what can you expect.. his name is miles

lmao

And the car slightly shaking lol. Makes it look like the car itself is talking lol.

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This came way before Cybertruck.

I so want one!!

Hold my hydrogen

@@MattBlank0 not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing….