The Cursed Child Review 

It's a JK Rowling from a different timeline

@@almogdov We wish

@Marc Elliott Maybe it was a good decision, but I don't think it would bother anyone if he wouldn't be left out ;)

Just Kidding Rowling

@@almogdov maybe she was on something that day. And remember she's a Leo and they rarely face up for their actions

The kid Albus doesn't live up to his dad, and this kid book doesn't live up to the rest of the series.

10/10, please title books for people.

Nice

Thor: He's adopted

no, that can't be true, because that would be saying that this book somehow has a place in this series

Nahh, Rita could actually write a better documentary than the cursed child

This is canon for me

I don't even think Starkid's Lochhart would do this!

Yeah, Rita's better than that.

@@timklebel879 Are you saying Cursed Child is canon for you? Because it's nothing but shit and that's a fact, not an opinion.

It's legit the same as the avatar movie 😂😂

@@ML0694 😂

There is no Cursed Child in Ba-Sing-Se

The Dark Lord would like to invite you to Lake Laogai

*insert clip of Keke Palmer saying that she does not know who this man is*

Ahem, Game of Thrones would like a word

@@nickswift8398 The books can still redeem that though (if they ever come out). There's no redeeming Curse Child.

Preach. 🙌🏼

Ahem, you mean, Figuratively...?

@@nickswift8398 if we're casting a broader net, so would Star Wars, Star Trek, and Doctor Who.

A friend of mine has only watched the movies and he wrote a better fanfic 😂😂.

It’s a disgrace to fanfiction

More like people who only read the Wikipedia synopsis

Specifically: Back to the Future.

So people like me?

The big thing alot of that fanfiction does better is get the lore and characters right.

Dude, praise your words

My thoughts exactly. I've read many fanfictions that are on par with the source material, but this travesty ain't one of them. I'm not saying the writers are bad, but they are sure as hell not well-versed in the world of Harry Potter. They twisted all the original characters into unrecognizable messes. I particularly hated what they did to Harry, they made the humble, lovable hero of the series into a child-abusing monster.

I agree

I completely agree with you!!! Do you think you could you recommend me some good Harry Potter fan fiction?

I’m the cursed child, because I liked it when I first read it

@@vere4086 Right?? I wrote a facebook post about really loving getting to go on an adventure with these characters again or some bullshit and it comes up once a year on my timeline and reminds me how easy it was to dupe me. I always read things twice, once for enjoyment and then again for critical analysis.... this recurring timeline post serves as a reminder of why that is necessary.

Hermione gave Harry chocolate frogs in the first book

I agree 100%. The other thing I noticed and hated right off the bat was Rose’s attitude about picking compartments/friends on the train because everyone would want to be friends with them. Yes, I could see Hermione’s child worrying about making her lifelong friends like her parents did, but Hermione was so kind, and she knew what it was like to be rejected by her peers. I can’t believe that her kid would have been such an asshole. The first 10 pages of this screenplay turned me off so much I thought I was being punked.

@@forestgrump4723 yeah I also do that and I have my opinion: CURSED CHILD NOT CANON SOMEONE PROLLY JUST PUT THE IMPERIUS CURSE ON JKR OR IS IMPERSONATING HER WITH POLYJUICE

Jonathan D'Haiti well it already happened in the final book in Gringotts scene

In my dream they were scumbags, and it was hilarious

I would much rather read that story than the cursed child

Please write that fanfiction. I want it.

I’d read that

Lol

"The video is 30 minutes long." *orders a quesadilla*

Two words father issues

@@_aWiseMan i sort of understand how that makes albus seem more slytherin, but a house is really about the qualities you value and exhibit. also, being close to family is actually something slytherins value. i just don’t really see albus as ambitious or all that cunning? i’m not really sure what house i think he would fit best in though...

Albus is very determined to get out of others shadows, and Albus is also very ambitious, same reason, he is proud, and cunning.

Purely for shock value.

@@misguided_ghost I was making a draco joke

If he showed any characteristics at all of being an ass, then maybe. But he didn’t. We KNOW Harry…

It's the age old add conflict to plot after a beloved character...aka boruto

@@nichescenes such a good example

@@drquack1217 For boruto, lol yeah Thanks, i think people follow writing advise 101 too much and forget to think...even if its good writing, is it good for my audience. No one wanted to go back to see a kid we saw grow up who was sweet become old looking in his 40s and a dad who doesn't have time for his kid cliche...especially when he can make clones and had near infinite energy to fight for days on end no sleep...yet we have to believe he sacrifices all that just for conflict. Its ok for a movie but it turns people off when stretched for a series. A safe harry potter adventure would have worked well and showcase yeah he's still great.

I don't think Harry was a horrible father. Remember, Albus was a very difficult child that treated him horrible whenever he tries to reach out. He snapped said things he didn't mean, but later apologized.

Right?! Also the time turner's not even supposed to open up the possibility of parallel universes! The main rule is: everything that happened already happens again, nothing can be changed! Omg! They can't even get the type of time travel right! (sorry, haha, rant over)

exactly! JK came out and said they can only go back 24 hours yeah here they're jumping back 20 years?

Exactly! I kept on thinking about how they had to turn it 3 times just to go back 3 hours, how many times would they have had to do that to go back years🙄😷

I mean they do mention in the play that these time turners are more advanced than the ones from POA. It's plausible that new spells could have been invented in the 20+ years since then to make even more powerful time turners. Technology changes over time. Why can't magic?

Well, I mean, one *could* go back longer... but according to Rowling’s *own goddam words on the subject* (which makes her greenlighting this utter shitstain even worse as she knowingly broke the rules of her own universe) every single person that ever attempted it *did not survive the ordeal,* and not only that, their actions had such a profound (albeit temporary) impact on the flow of time that Tuesday would last for, say, 65 hours, and Wednesday would only last for 3 hours. None of these consequences were present in the play. So yeah, one *could* do it, just like I suppose one *could* use a plugged in toaster as a bath toy if they really wanted to, but... ALSO jesus christ this is why I had such a huuuuge problem with everybody, including those that are supposed to be the most intelligent people in the wizarding world, buying into the rumor that some innocent kid could possibly be the son of somebody who DIED EIGHT YEARS BEFORE HE WAS BORN YEAH THAT’S PLAUSIBLE SO LET’S SHUN HIM ryfhgriisksnnfnhdjhvudiossododkgm... of course, that happened early enough in the book that I was still naively under the impression that there’d be some continuity in terms of how magic, specifically time travel, works. But nope. EVEN THEN Hermione, at the *very least,* who, in the Deathly Hallows epilogue admonished Ron (gently, of course, I’m sure she knew he was joking) about turning Rose against Scorpius before they even started school, would not have believed such a slanderous rumor about him. But NOPE she’s all like (oh god it hurts) “Did you *_hear_* the rumors about his parentage, I mean sure they’re just *_rumors,_* but just in case it were true, would you really want your child to be *_friends_* with *_HIM?!_*” Just... god fucking damn, this play is awful.

@Mike's Library same

Definitely therapeutic.

me too \

Same here, I wanted to read it when it first came out, and then reviews started coming out and I decidied to not go anywhere near it ^^'

I read it, but honestly I don't remember most of it. It's like my brain blanked out that book like a tramatic experience.

They actually didn’t read the books, they watched a couple of the movies and saw descriptions of stuff boom and wrote this, they didn’t even watch all the movies like literally search it up

I mean he could have changed his mind after 20 years...

gluten free bleach nahh it’s already 10-20 years later when he says that (idk for sure how much but the “chapter” is called 20 years later, or 10 idk)

@@Nisha-tt6ro 19 Years Later

Nisha 19

@@queerlibtardhippie9357 The play icks up immediately after the epilogue of the book. So Harry is like "Al, I'm going to love you no matter where you end up." and then after his son gets sorted "DISAPPOINTMENT."

WTF it's somehow awesome and terrifying but it could also give a reason for the existence of this book

Link pls

@@the_sky_is_blue_and_so_am_I i expect this to be bs

WTF LMFAOOO

Lmao I automatically read it in the Jane the virgin's narrator's voice

I remember reading HP and reading about how Harry got accused for being setting the monster on everyone and how no one listened to him when he said he didnt put his name in the Goblet of Fire. Theres no way u could say he was always loved

He was an outcast in the first book (among Gryffindor students, for loosing a 150 points during one night), in the second book for opportunity, that he is an heir to Slytherin, in the fourth book for alleged cheating to take part in the Tournament, in the fifth book for alleged lying and plotting an in the seventh book for being literally an undesired no. 1. I might missed something, it has been a long time since I read the books.

Albus is my least favorite character lol

In the HP epilogue he is shown to be very close to Harry. Even revealing his greatest fear.

Jack Thorne inserted himself. He did say it was personal for him.

I don't know how she kept it together through explaining the plot I lost it a couple times hearing about it again

@@d04lvallier that's a good question, I wonder that too

What I got was rather Harry Potter and I DON'T BELIEVE YOU 😂

Harry Potter and the Rise of Skywalker

XD

nope. its not canon. not now. not ever

If she didn't write it, it's not canon, no matter what she says. I just hope no one tries to write any sort of continuation in the HP world based on this book. It's easier to ignore only one disaster.

Bruh Reeta could write a book about literal crap, and it would be better than this book 1000 fold

@@amritasengupta5251 She hates him so much she redeemed him.

pretend there's a name In the last minute and he still was a coward in some moments. She really hates Slytherins.

This is why I always loved seeing Draco, Blaise, and Pansy becoming close friends in fanfics.

@DragonBat362 yeah dont exactly take her word as canon though lol

@@according2jessss drarry fanfics with genuine slytherin friendships are peak literature

Honorary mention: a certain sequel that is overdue almost a decade now

How about after reading her Twitter?

Hell, I hate Ron in the original series too, and even I think he got done dirty.

@Sky Dome honestly the writers probably didn't do either(read the books/watch the movies)

ALSO...kids don't read a book that you know is freaking RUBBISH

Yes, they did such a disservice to Harry in this "story." The Cursed Child did to Harry what The Last Jedi did to Luke. Basically a character assassination. Taking a character who represented something and turning them into the opposite of everything they stood for. And not in a way that is deep. More like in a "that makes no sense, this character would never say or do that" kind of way.

Janhavi Luke Skywalker at least had his entire emotional journey in Return of the Jedi be about his struggle to resist the Dark Side and only overcoming it after failing. Luke was morally complex like that, a man trying to figure himself out. Harry, on the other hand, always struck me as the kind of person who would be overly trusting and too willing to let his children get involved in things, like Sirius did for him with the war, where he looks at his children how he saw himself at their age, as their own full people who can ALSO make their own decisions. He might not know well how to handle his kids realistically given his upbringing, but he strikes me as someone who’d constantly be trying to overcompensate and relate to them and give them more freedom than would be safe. As opposed to sniping at them and not understanding their internal lives, he strikes me as a traumatized parent who would understand them almost as an equal instead of an authority. Meanwhile Ginny would have to rein them in because she grew up in a household where that was commonplace and somewhat effective.

I can see Harry being a terrible father, but not for any of the reasons listed in the book. I can see him overcompensating for his own abusive childhood, by spoiling his children rotten, turning them into Dudleys if Ginny wasn't there to help raise them too.

Someone decided to make Harry Potter a Joestar.

Jolien Van Damme also looking at the timeline, what baffled me was, that when Hermione used the poly juice potion to become Bellatrix in book 7 there must have been some sort of repercussion or something?! I know it’s not mentioned but if something simple as animal hair can mess up such a delicate potion - then polyjuicing into a pregnant person (which is ultimately involving 3 people) must throw some sort of massive curveball?!

Dorcas Winter wow I never thought of that. You have a point if Bella was pregnant or already gave birth Hermione should have noticed.

@@jolienvandamme2909 Why? I don't remember what part of Bellatrix Hermione used, but as long as it's just Bellatrix's genetic material and not her baby's, there shouldn't be any side effect. Now I know this is talking science into magic and I assume magic would still make it so the copied person would also look pregnant, but there shouldn't be any side effects like with the cat hair.

Also, during the Battle of Malfoy manor, a couple of months before the Battle of Hogwarts, how was she able to move around so well if she was pregnant?

I read 75 pages of this book and put it down, I couldn't.. I felt like if I read further it would tarnish my memory of the books I love.

@@sananayeemunnisa9899, same. Albus is so unlikeable and I’m tired of Voldemort and all that rubbish.

Lol and it basically was!

idk why but i was stuck reading your comment for like half a minute

Your comment doesn't make any sense *Hol up-*

You can't keep anyone from finding this stuff out. Just tell her to ignore it.

@@ellag3265 i agree. i liked the message of the epilogue and the cursed child did it’s best to tear that down. the reason i disliked cursed child harry so much was because of how different he was to book harry.

Harry was a bad father in the book but I love it lol.That's probably because of that I m not a huge fan of him.

@@unchartedsky1142 harry’s not my favourite character either. i just didn’t like the way they changed the characterisation so starkly

@@misguided_ghost yeah actually u r right

it didn't need Albus either. He could've been a side character, but I'd have adored it if Scorpius was the main character, working through being the next Malfoy and dealing with prejudice against him and his family and proving that he is more than his last name and that blond hair.

I thought it was about harry potter's son

Harry Potter had to be in it to be called "Harry Potter and the...". Without that the marketing would be adversely affected and JKR and her cronies might not make as much money out of this second-rate fanfic

so that it sells ofc. might have been a rhetorical question, but thats the answer. we need the book being called "Harry Potter and ..." and him being involved in the story that much, as well as the description "the eighth story" so it sells more. as if it would make a shit ton of money anyway for taking place in the wizarding world.

She said it was canon in a tweet because someone asked

Bugs Bunny: Expecto Patroum doc

Rowling cares more about money than the franchise. Ever wondered why she started making movies instead of books?

@@wing7320 Yep. Its also why she comes up with some new thing every six months to try and get it back into tbe mainstream. To keep the cash flowing.

That as literally the thought that went through my head when I saw it on the shelf. "Based on...whatever by J.K. Rowling" I was like "Nope, I get enough of that for free off the internet and have a much better time with that (chapter reviews and author responses and just generally being able to see the author's personality, which you don't get with something like this), I'm gonna write this off and forget about it." And I did until I saw a thumbnail/title that implied that it was terrible and then I forgot about it again until another thumbnail, in an endless loop of blissful ignorance interspersed with brief periods of 'ew' like seeing a dead rat on the sidewalk.

I guess the same way palpatine returned…somehow

Voldemort doesn’t have hair…or DOES he? 😳

I LOVE THIS

I love the book, lol

@@unchartedsky1142 I- You're joking, right?

@@MonsieurBananaTheBetter No dude, idk but I really loved the book.I know it is a bit weird.

As someone who refuses to believe that Voldemort was ever sexually attracted to anyone, I accept and appreciate this headcanon.

The timeline of it is the most troublesome thing, though. Because isn't she passing herself off as a student? She'd be in her early twenties by the time she meets Albus for his fourth year.

​@@kateworkman921 Yeah, and even if she somehow exists, it still doesn't answer the major question of what she's been doing for her entire life. Obviously, someone would have to had to raised her, which begs the question of what kind of childhood she had. If no one knew about her existence, the most likely situation is that a death eater raised her. That begs the question of who. They're arguably one of the most important people in the story, but thy aren't mentioned at all. Even her magical abilities aren't really explained. She never went to Hogwarts, so that begs the question of how she got to be so powerful. Even if she had 100% of Voldemort's natural abilities, he got to be so powerful from the wealth of knowledge at Hogwarts.

I disagree with you! Voldemort already knew that Bellatrix was 100% loyal to him, he did not have to give her a child to make her loyal. Also.... I can´t picture Voldemort and Bellatrix having sex. Oh my God! Besides, Delphi is really really powerful, and Voldemort knows that if he ever had son or a daughter, this child would be very powerful and maybe capeable of destroying him, so I´m pretty sure he would avoid any chance, even the slightest one, of having a child.

@@cayodomingues I disagree with one point of yours. I don't think Voldemort actually trusted that ANY of his followers were 100% loyal to him. Everything else, though, spot on.

Meh, Scorpius is fine, but the big thing is they made the characters the opposites, Albus and Scorpius shouldn’t be made friends with each other from the get-go. I mean, Albus should be teased for being in Slytherin, it seems like his parents gave him James’s old wand.

I saw the play recently, and the spectical makes up 95% of the appeal. But the performance of Scorpius was very annoying and made it hard to appreciate him.

and even if voldie wanted sex, he sure as heck wouldn't want or need a child.

As an asexual, I can say that it's very possible for asexuals to have sex. And I think voldermort could have had a child to protect his legacy. Also on a darker note, Bellatrix could have very much done what Voldermorts mother did.

@@dylantd9189 Legacies are for people that die, Voldies whole stick is running away from death and is arrogant enough to think that he can succeed. Also I don't think there is any scenario where Bella could drug Voldie and have her way with him, even if it did she wouldn't survive the aftermath. Is Voldie even human enough to have all his bits? Honestly it would make more sense if Delphine was lied to.

Who would want to sleep with that?

I'd always thought Voldemort had sacrificed his ability to have children, either by performing some kind of ritual to remove part or all of his genitals, or simply make himself either sterile or merely impotent.

Me tii

In the muggle world its called "a big fat paycheck"

Quite likely answer is a contract with the publisher.

She wanted to make money

A lot of people/market wanted a piece of the Harry Potter fan PIE. They want to make the most money in every which way. That’s how “franchises” works. So, more HP World Parks, Theatrical Plays, Movies. And since JK Rowling doesn’t actually want to write another HP book anymore, publishers are telling her that “hey, let’s published all the scripts of these plays and movie”, super fans will still buy this! It’s all about “milking the cow”. Just look at how popular new broadway plays and movies today gets a publishing deals.

Harry saying that to his son broke my heart. It was very insulting to the character. I think it's maybe because Rowling apparently has said she hasn't re-read the books. So maybe she's forgotten her own characters and plot points. I honestly feel like the fandom which has re-read the books countless times, probably knows the books and characters better than she does.

@@charliebirnie8052 100% correct.

I didn't even get to reading it! I heard that plot point and decided that I wouldn't ever pick it up

I quit reading the book at the same place. There is no way that Harry Potter would have said that to his child after his childhood.

I read a big chunk of the cursed child about two years ago, didn't finish it though and I seem to completely have forgotten the entire plot. That's how my mind works, tbh, it just tends to forget details of really bad experiences. Like Harry telling his son he wishes he was never born? Are you kidding me, JKR?

Like Luke Skywalker leaving his friends and family to suffer at the hands of an apprentice that he corrupted while also never taking responsibility for his actions

except the word 'the' :)

That's why its curse

Cursed what? I never even heard of it. I think you are just delirious and hallucinating. 8th book? Oh no, dear, you have mistaken the number of books with the number of movies, you see.

Also... _OBLIVIATE_ !

Abskorditis 123 the series is still perfect for me, cursed child doesn’t exist in my eyes

That would be the only way to revive this.

That would be the only way to revive this.

No, in the the Slytherin dorms, then he would be literally sweating on the way to the Hospital, and the continuations keep coming, and everyone avoids him, because the think he’s cursed.

I really wish they would relegate the events of the sequel trilogy to an alternate universe Said trilogy only makes sense if it takes place in an alternate universe in which Anakin was never redeemed, Luke killed him in anger on Death Star 2 and Palpatine never died

exactly, she was bullied as a student so why would she bully only because she didn’t end up with ron???? she’s strong, independent and most importantly, a good person. her becoming snape makes absolutely no sense whatsoever

And all the other boys interested in Hermione just vanished? I don't buy it.

yeah and Hermione was destined for success without Ron from the jump. Ron in no way shaped her into the person she was... she was always such an incredible and kind person. This version of her makes no sense

I watched the first half of a review, and when he said "If you don't like it, click off now, because it'll only get worse" I took his word for it. Cursed Child and "The Last Airbender" (the live action movie) are analogous to one another in my head.

Not true about the Hufflepuffs. All houses have produced dark wizards and witches. It's just that Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw do a good job of hiding it.

@@traptinseid8577 maybe but I definitely don’t think Cedric would go dark, it’s very out of character for him

Wait, You just made me realise one Thing, Voldy Killed Snape Because he wanted the Elder Wand, and he Killed Snape before Nagini was Destroyed, and in the Timeline where Voldy wins he only wins because Nagini wasnt Destroyed, So, why the Heck Voldy didnt Killed Snape on the Voldy Win Timeline???

@@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 Dude that was a good point.If u find the answer, could u inform me lol

God, I wish

If only...

I like the first fantastic beasts movie (it's not a masterpiece or anything, but I enjoyed it) but yeah everything else she made is just...nope.

YYYESSSSS

Boruto anyone?

@@mikefrost5575 yeah, Naruto,Harry Potter,aang, the list goes on, like why even establish that your character is good and would be great dad's or mom to their kid and just wreck that to creat family drama, seriously we already don't have enough good parent child representation especially father and son , so why make more , it like their kids story won't be interesting if they don't have the my parents neglected me backstory

@@salamatusuleiman2393 yeah I totally agree, even if you want family conflict, there is so many better ways.

naruto, harry potter, aang, luke skywalker to his nephew.. like it’s not even characteristically accurate to their character cmon now

It's possible to write conflict without having a bad parent-child relationship and I wish writers would realise that more TT

@@MuhammedChand Yeah, people who already used it wouldn't do so again as they are avare now that they are not changing anything. People who didn't use it before would have similar experience to Harry and Hermione.

Same here

Yes!! I went to a midnight book launch, it was so fun and I read it the entire journey home. I couldn't help but feel dissatisfied and so heartbroken. This wasnt the characters I grew up with and the story didnt even fit. Not to mention the absolute queerbaiting with Albus and Scorpius, as a gay kid that really hurt.

And Bellatrix is already married. Which as much as a fan girl she is, I'm sure she would gladly carry his child but i'm not so sure voldie would want anything other than a perfect (all and only for him) female to carry his line.

@@Melissa-wx4lu Married women can have affairs with other men lets not forget that Bellatrix only married Rudulphos for pureblood beliefs not love, Voldemort has female death eaters and he thinks highly of Bellatrix

I THOUGHT THIS TOO! I'm like. He's not even fucking human anymore wtf. His body is literally made out of scraps of ratflesh and bone how the fuck does it make sense that he can SIRE CHILDREN????

Right? I'd think that fertility is over of the first things affected by messing with the human body lol

I have not read it but from what I heard cursed child is way worse than my immortal and unlike my immortal it isn't so funny it's bad. It's just bad

BAD FANFICTION IS BETTER THAN THIS RUBBISH

@@afsanaashika4878 honestly you’re right. i’ve read better fanfiction than the cursed child, because a lot of fanfiction is actually good. but i’ve also read better _bad_ fanfiction that the cursed child. and fanfiction can get pretty bad sometimes so that’s saying something

I could also talk about time travel for a while

@@ML0694 Snape was an asshole. And Slytherins are awsome.

In the world of Potter as we know it, there are no recorded instances of a person who was sorted into Hufflepuff ever becoming a Death Eater, or any other kind of Dark Wizard for that matter.(it is copied and authorized)

@@GayPinaplle28 Snape was bullied and abused almost all his life and also lost the only person who cared about him, Lily. That's what made him choose a darker path. But he's still a good person. All Slytherins are awesome including Snape. I respect your opinion though.

I feel like JK should have made Bellatrix a hufflepuff. She’s very loyal like a hufflepuff and it would show that just because your in a different house doesn’t mean you have only one set path

@@dracomalfoy3776 So what? Did you read books? He wasn't bullied becouse no reason. Even if he was bullied in school , he bullied Harry, Neville and Hermione when he was a teacher. A grown person. Read books again. Just becouse he was obbsesed with Lilly (that was the only reason he was at good side) , it doesn't make him good person. He was brave, but he was terriblle, Terriblle person.

Yeah. Itd make more sense if it were Lavender Brown. I think the writers only researched the 4th movie because this shit sucks

They knew each other outside of the Yule Ball, they just weren’t friends.

@@RoaringMind I mean, they knew OF each other.... but Padma was a ravenclaw. When would they have had the opportunity to get to know each other on a deeper level?

Forest Grump yes, it’s one of those occurrences that could be explained in myriad ways. Don’t get me wrong, the Cursed Child’s timelines are trash. But this is one determination that I can overlook.

@@RoaringMind but they only went together because Parvati got Padma to go with Ron?? Like he didn't even ask her his mate was going with her sister so he went with her

Rowling On Floor Laughing

ran_LOONA *cough* my immortal 😂😂😂😂

Or Lucius

At least my immortal's author may have been trolling, plus their author notes predicted Harry being a horcrux which I find hilarious that in that insanity a major plot point of book 7 was actually guessed correctly

ebony would crush delphi

I would buy 'my immortal' by evanescence being cannon in the wizarding world rather than cursed child

If you are serious, these are completely made up spells. The whole concept of Delphi is garbage

@@s.p.8508 its obviously a troll, a hilarious one at that

redfalconfox dude, you thought about it far more than I did....you are a wonderful troll, well done