The Division (Zero Punctuation) 

I thought the same.

I’ve always thought of it as a turd from a bird’s eye view.

Actually Ten Days Chained doesn't sound like a bad band name at all.

Hong kong analytics , rich Java , the rice bags

Ten Days Chained sounds like an angsty mid-noughties emo band!

Sounds like a Dance Gavin Dance title.

Sounds like a panic! at the disco song

*airhorns*

This Deserves More Likes.

+WorasLT It's not even good for that year. Back then, we had Devil May Cry, Serious Sam The First Encounter, GTA 3 and Conker's Bad Fur Day, just to name a few.

+Marius Urucu and Halo CE

you spelled 1886 wrong

Nothing.

+Pennman9000 He has a cameo in it, he's -one- all of the nameless corpses lining the streets

+Pennman9000 It depicts a special forces group doing special forces things during a crisis? It just lacks the more realistic tone during combat, but the environment and story are dead on (pardon the pun) his alley.

Besides his name? Nothing

+frealms So basically it's not actually based on anything he wrote and they just slapped his name in it for shits and giggles

thats for sure

They were also right about the secret police with zero accountability.

didn't actually reduce the average rent, though

@@NidorinoAlliance Almost there

Complete with this part - 1:00

Except that the disease was mediocre and started a toilet paper famine.

Rent hasn't gone down though

... why?

It's still shit though

If you live under a rock

+David Sho You can't open them back up, though.

+David Sho "close care doors" you mean bump into a slightly ajar door and watch it shut 6 inches?

Pfft. Hardly.

Not even a Light Year close.

+Coilean It's pretty cold tbh

+Coilean Honestly, how is it that in all of New York, there isn't enough wood and garbage lying around that burning the corpses of children is the most viable way to stay warm? Smash a gaudy end table and through the bits onto the fire. Unscrew the doors from kitchen or bathroom cabinets. Raid the local library and burn the books on tax code. There are many ways this problem could be solved without turning to the mummified dead.

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+Coilean Do u want to go there. Because son dark Souls started from the bland, tepid, unflavourless colourless, bland world of grey where life death light and dark did not exist. ONLY GREY.

+bennymountain1 The Cleaners, a bunch of insane sanitation workers that got the bright idea in their head that their job was to burn away the sickness and anyone with it.

Like he said... the game is so shit and repetitive that he quite halfway through

Yeah my friend Joe complained about this a lot, how in most situations there is just no way to counter or escape anyone. Even if he gets the drop on them and hits first.

Amaranthus616 Angry Joe is your friend? Or it's another Joe?

Ocean Man or Other Joe?

+Jam Dutz I was referring to this channels top five games of the year.

Trust me, there will be another game this year that'll be just as bland. Well, maybe, because this was pretty bland.

+Duncan Austin As bland as a ham sandwich

It moved to the big leagues (but you knew that already)

You know both had guns. Same game.

+BigBossIvan lmao

+BigBossIvan You also level up. Clearly the dame game XD

+quinton moore at the end of the day destiny may of been crap but at least it was a fun game to play, the division is about as fun is watching a man watch paint dry

Are you hyped for Tom Clancy's The Multiplication, coming March 2017?

Well...I mean...it is "The Division".

Can't wait till they make "The Multiplication"

+Ivanthefreak That was the joke.

+David Warburton the title is misspelled it supposed to be "/"

+gerardda1 or you can die from some guy fully kitted into your foray and he can just run off the rouge.

+0utta S1TE That must be a large grave. Tom Clancy's The Mausoleum

+CPSPD The Wacky Corpse Acrobatics Circus Simulator

considering his name will forever be remembered as be associated with some of the most memorable games and one or two shitty ones, I'm sure he could care less. and besides, at least people know his name. people will forget about me and you in about 20 years tops after we die.

+matt cunningham God damnit. Thanks for that afterthought. Now I need to go and rethink my life decisions and what the fuck i'm going to do next Tuesday.

matt cunningham Impossible! We will all be remembered forever for mildly amusing RU-vid comments.

+edgajam well this way it does tarnish the Tom Clancy's name less.

War, war never changes.

Tunnel

Activision.

Fun prohibition

+J0NES250 Don't you mean 'AcDivision?' I'll show myself out.

+J0NES250 HOHOOOOOOOOOO

Welcome to Yahtzee's critiques.

+Im Swim Don't be silly, Ubisoft would never miss out on wringing out a bit of extra profit from Tom Clancy. He's in the basment, conected to the electricity generator.

+The Chunky Badger Why am I think OddWorld here

+James IV I'm not sure what you mean.

I have no doubt that there are thousands of gamers out there who would insist that they really enjoyed the game. I wonder if it ever occurs to any of them that maybe they're just a really dull motherfucker?

@@ArcaneAzmadi I heard almost nothing of Division 1 after it launched, only a little bitching about the Dark Zone: you were either a glitch exploiter 200 levels higher than everyone else, or on a level playing field the rewards of playing the Dark Zone weren't worth the risks so it just because a boring raid dungeon. It died off hard, so rather than try to support it Ubisoft just made Division 2

+fran jaff Make your friend regret ever wanting you to get it.

Wandering Harlow Oh he will. He just doesn't know it yet.

+fran jaff I made the same mistake..

+fran jaff my friend wanted me to buy it also, i havnt and im not going too :P im like its a cover based shooter by ubisoft, im already bored and all ive done is read the game genre :/

***** I just bought it because I had more than enough money to spare and I told him I'd buy a game to play co-op with him.

+FirstName LastName Hum, quite a lot of streamers and reviewers got it early so it mightn't take long.

sirgaz The embargo lifts on april 4th. So we might see his review next week on the escapist website. On another note, his review for Salt and Sanctuary is now out on the site.

+FirstName LastName embargo lifts on April 4th, but a lot of people have the game now and don't have to listen to the embargo, since they don't have a review copy.

Charzey He himself says that his comedic style demands him to nitpick whatever unimportant things he can. He said time and time again that he loved the Souls series. Unfortunately he hasn't gone back to try Demon's Souls again because his PS3 is in storage or something and he couldn't be bothered to look for it (as he mentioned in one of his Dark Souls 2 let's drown out episodes). He praised the series on several occassions on his let's drown outs of various games, so I'd love to see what he thinks of Dark Souls 3.

Sherrif​ I already know that, I mentioned it to sirgaz​​. Also, the Xbox One endlish version that is currently out os missing the Day-1 update which will come out April 12th, and that update includes a hell of a lot of differences. Because you see, this Xbone english version was used by Namco in events to showcase the game for the press, which is why that version has toned down difficulty. It also has numerous bugs from the 25 FPS to the unupgrading Catalysts that show no improvement to the value of Spell Buffs when upgraded. EDIT:Oh, and also, I doubt Yahtzee would miss the chance for 60 FPS for the sake of 30 on PS4 and 25 on Xbone. Personally, I'm buying it on PS4 because my PC barely runs DS2 SotFS at 30 FPS, so DS3 will most likely run like shit on it. But for Yahtzee, nothing is stopping him from getting it on PC on release date. Even better is that review copies of PC are also available for the press if I remember correctly.

+MiniG 2508 Give it time, it's only march. The rest of the year may still surprise you with even less interesting games.

+MiniG 2508 *looks at Devil's Turd*

surprisingly not that was no mans sky this was a scrotum of ennui so mind numbingly boring that it ended on his worst list

+Finbos BarmyArmy Well, it's better than huge guy nr 300

+Lewis Carlin There was actually a videogame adaptation of Death Wish 3 back in 1987. Although it was a side scrolling shooter, there were first person sections in it, too. They were just static sniping minigames, admittedly. It was still great fun murdering grannies, hookers and punks as Charles Bronson, though.

Sounds like GOTY for all time to me!

It would be awesome to have a game version of the final part of the 3rd movie. Its batshit insane, immoral, and disturbing. AND ITS PERFECT FOR A GAME.

@@nathanclark2424 We already have the subtitles ready: "The punks can't destroy the neighborhood if you destroy it first"

+BigBoss "Shame"......* ding * * ding * * ding *.... "Shame"

+BigBoss Hey man you live your life and don't let anyone else sway your opinion. I didn't like it, but at least someone does.

Personally I think hot pockets are garbage, except one, "bacon, egg, & cheese" mmmmm

True dat, like most Ubisoft "games" lately.

Just like Destiny...

+Teddy Peprah Destiny seems to have inproved with the release of the dlc.

+lone wanderer it shouldnt have needed to fix it in a DLC

Cailum grantham-tibbitt Yes but they were forced to cut the game up and sell it.

+Hostile OH

+Hostile Tom Clancy's the Division 2: Long Division Tom Clancy's the Division 3: Multiplication

+Hostile The divison 4: Linear Algebra

Azari Vacanio the Division 5: Reverse Simultaneous Equations

+Hostile Shut up before I DIVIDE your asscheecks with my foot.

+OMFGSmexyPretzel He does show someone at level 37 though...

BatWayne mhm. that fucking ad has played on every video I've watched today I swear. like 9/10 times I get an ad, and it's only that ax

+David Myrmdin There's a bit more story than that, and a bit more to come with the updates over the year, but it's kinda as he said. Loosely ties the missions together

SendarSlayer I don't wanna be a cop though.. that seems rather stupid, considering The city is in a state of Anarchy. Especially what I've heard about you(r group) goin' around and looting from people who have just looted other people. ------ double standards much. If they just took it there, story-wise; your group, how ever small they are, are one of many groups that are trying to battle for the sanctity/outcome of the city. SKYRIM LAW!!!! I'd be cool with it. But seeing how the Group seems to be just a Highly advanced (albeit small) branch/vine of the last remnants of Government, trying to restore law and order? I'd say fuck that.. I ain't no cop! ^_^

David Myrmdin Technically you act more as the vigilante then as a cop. You aren't just trying to stop the bad guys, you actively hunt down and kill their leaders, destroy their bases and loot their supplies. All to feed your people, which are/happen to be civilians. I would love the ability to go rogue and make my own little outlaw faction, but Tom Clancey game's mean you play the good guy.

SendarSlayer Yeah, well.. there is that.. ^_^

+Kayleigh Hardwick It's plausible.

+P0k3rm4s7 Because Destiny probably died of boredom playing this.

Destiny killed its self when I drowned in its own piss.

+The Unknown Savage

+AirCooledGaming W

+The Unknown even so destiny was still better than this.

+Glitchy Sage I like Battleborn...

+Asphine Nytrix Weaboo

+Asphine Nytrix said no one ever

Lots of people like Borderlands. Not Yahtzee, though, because sometimes he's just wrong.

I liked the original Borderlands a bit, until it began to drag, then after that it was a bit pointless with the other games.

thats just crazy talk

Benete Silva IKNOWRIGHT??

+Throttle Kitty YEA!?!?

***** Never actually played rayman, i've heard it's good though. Ubisoft does have some good games, but they have a habit of releasing really lack luster ones.

***** yourlogicalfallacyis.com/black-or-white

+Simon R That would be awesome!

+HunterXFaith really hope DS 3 is good :P

Literally any game can be fun with friends.

Dylan Mitchell not for over 2 days in playing time. maybe an hr at most for some games

He has one

yahtzee19

+rockstermaniac yep he does, runs a series called "Lets Drown out" where him and his friend Gabe sit there talking over games

+Noah Fix don't forget the homoerotic tension between the two, that's a huge part of the series.

+rockstermaniac What, to add to the 10^67 of those already on this site?

Its people trying to justify their $60 purchase instead of admitting they dun goofed

+robpsychobob you shouldn't be hyped for a Ubisoft games nowadays anyways. I'm not saying they were always bad, but now they are the most bland and uncreative company in the bussines

+robpsychobob I was hyped for this game ... never. I saw a piece at E3 and was like "well I guarantee it isn't going to be nearly as awesome as it looks", and sure enough appears to be so. One thing I have learned, if something looks awesome at E3, it's probably shit!

lol

+robpsychobob Imagine the potential this game had ... until it was ruined by some bloke who envisioned this as an RPG where numbers should appear when you shoot bad guys and throw realism out of the window.

+Tomas Canevaro I have to disagree. Ubisoft is one of my favorite studios. They just have a habit of being innovative then shitting all over it. Assassin's Creed is a good example.

+F Raider What probably happened is the developers had a great idea and showed a proof of concept that was the core. The company liked it, and by that I mean all the people in suits, controlling the money, and knowing squat about good games, but then realized they were spending too much time and money so hurried it along, while the devs are pleading for more time to put cool stuff in

***** thx for agreeing

***** ^^

Sato If I reply by saying "I disagree. Fuck you" ,does that mean I agree?

You...you heard of apple?

So they stretch out 5% of the game over the first two thirds of the run time? That sounds like bad planning.

You're fucking clueless

dwarfdigger135 But I own a copy of Clue...