The Divorcees of Tik Tok 

*Of course, dad*

yee yee I love you 💕💖💕💕💗🤭💗💕💖💖🤠🤠🤠🤠

Collab 👏 with 👏 awsten 👏 please 👏

yesssss 2nd onnneee

Yee Yee

3. ??? 4. Profit

shannon celeste very nice South Park reference

Well I'm halfway there

Except the elbows

Check and check

We all watched the video dick

@@wet4372 I can't tell if this is ironic or not... It's just a joke...

why am i imagining this to the same beat as that vine of "Woah the ice is really slippery" "ISIS?" "Yeah the ice is-" "I S I S???"

i laughed so hard at that bit omg

Yes he did say that in the video

Oh my god I was not expecting to blast tea out of my nose tonight

So it was all worth it 😌

You are so brave :(

Your followers appreciate your sacrifice.

😅😅😅😅😅👍🏼

What a baddie move

As you should

Might be good to move outta Michigan

W move

based

me on thursdays

hh SKSKSKSK

Zoe White sksksksksksksksksk

and

and I oop-

Shrek: Marriage Coun5elling

Still, I'm disappointed there's no Shrek cosplay TikTok captioned something like "POV: You're Fionna and you've just told me you want a divorce (emotional)"

What do you think Shrek 5 is gonna be about?

@@issi99 Please someone make that

wait....THEY GOT DIVORCED?

I think it's because these people have the maturity of a twelve year old

Oml you're so right

That's crazy, but if they had social media, I feel like your father would've been more of an embarrassment to you guys instead of your mom😭 I also feel like the best friend would've been dragged on social media💀

@@leilanimilan9875 You are right about the best friend being dragged. I guess it's good for her that I was too traumatized to write a book. hahahahahah-ish

Ah dude I'm sorry you had to go through that :( I know the drama was between your parents, but that stuff definitely affects kids too. Do you think your dad realizes now that the cheating (with her best friend!) was wrong, and that it was acceptable of your mom to divorce him for it? Or is he still deluded?

Heartwarming family stories you tell when your daddy's a narcissist 👆

Had the nearly the opposite happen, mom had the affair then convinced us as kids that my dad was in the wrong when I grew up and put all the pieces together and got all sides of the story including grandparents povs on both sides. I haven’t said a word to my mom I’m 3 years and am trying to spend as much time with my dad as possible as I had excluded him from my life for almost 10 years thanks to her.

Can’t forget “I’ll tik tolk to you later, son”

God i fucking love millenial poets of our time

Technically it's a portmanteau 🤓

actually it’s the only reason i subscribed. kurtis was in my recommendations one day so i decided to watch the video, then he does the extra greeting and says that people who subscribe get it. so I subscribed and my life hasn’t been the same since.

I miss the extra greeting every day.

100% worth it everyone subscribe for the extra greeting

Can confirm

Agree

@カミ um excuse me they did *what*

Philly D just covered a video of a woman coaching her son to act sad for a thumbnail about them having to put their dog down. As she's telling him how to adjust his face and to look more sad, he keeps repeating "But I am sad..." My heart just broke for that child. His grieving wasn't dramatic enough for her so she needed him to fake more emotions. I don't think I've seen something so sick and manipulative in a long time. I'd put this second to one of Mark Rober's package thief videos where a mother had her son steal a package. When they got home, the son, who is about 12, says "I think I like doing this." She asks "Doing what?" And he says "Stealing". She gets all stern and tells him that's not good...but she just had him steal for her! From that point forward, you have forever lost the high ground with telling your child how to behave! I don't get it...I know parenting isn't easy but there are just some things that should go without saying, like not teaching your child how to emotionally manipulate people or to not steal 🤦🏾‍♀️.

I'm pretty sure they already knew.

ew omg, i looked it up to see if i could find the vid, nothijg. so it was most likely deleted, but i did find another scum prank "dropping our baby prank" girl wha-

literallyyyy like as a child of divorce, what the fuck?!!

LMAOOOOOOO JARVIS REFERENCE 💀

@@sh4rky466 it’s from another video

@@samarnold5531 I’m aware of that as well lol, just the first thing that came to my mind was when Jarvis was reacting to that emo tiktoker who was like, “When her new boyfriend gets her a book but you know she can’t read”

"she gave her"? uhh

She was a peanut. . . But he was allergic to peanuts

its so... *d e e p*

*M O O D*

I catch ur drift

😔✊

fr 😔

Same bruh

that actually happened in 5th grade to me and i whispered: oH yOu’Re So BaD * whispers really really quietly * *ᵃˢˢ*

@@aaaameeera Picturing that in my head is so freaking hilarious to me-

When you do that to your mom and she turns back

Wasn't it the wrong finger?

Probably doesn't help now, but you can order new copies of those things from the records office in the state where they got married. Source: I lost my marriage license (and birth certificate) in a move

@@rizahawkeyepierce1380 losing a birth certificate AND my social at the same time was the absolute worst thing. records offices feel like they run in a different era (circa 1800s) and require so much crap

@@Fox_Olive LOL, yet it is so easy to steal one's identity. Maybe others should be as strict? It seems harder for real people to get papers than people with fake information

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

now thats a lot of damage Because they are

It’s just _s c i e n c e_ my guy

*100x

∞X better

He should release a cover album

rämen heäd underrated

hahahaha this made me giggle

rämen heäd 😂

lmao

Oh god this was so bad lol

C'mon, that just means America will force them to have children they shouldn't.

America literally forces teenagers to have children regardless of whether the father is 15 or 50.

​@@J2982able please don't remind me...

literally half of r/AITA be like

"sure I cheated, but at least I didn't leave you! You're leaving me, which is breaking your vows!"

I see 5

@@spookyspaghett1 TikTok videos just account for two stages

Where is excessive hate? Then Flaunting of new woman/man thats what happened when my parents split

DATDA

bargianing: am I a joke to you?

@criss holy shit by breaking the laws he followed the laws

@@dezmondstone3442 oh lord its a catch 22

Punks are all about rebellion

@@hondaaccord1399 lmfaooooo

That's the punk part. Don't abide by the rules lol

This is literally my dad expect he's a big city metrosexual douche bag

I was gonna say that 😂

Drew September seems like an awesome dude

I was literally just thinking of that quote😂😂😂

Why'd you list the same dude twice?

@@noriakikakyoin8587 so weird 🙄

Omfg that would be the WORST

iT’s aBoUt TiMe

@@picklepirate 😂

i'd be more worried that my parents had tik tok

@@graydoesdumbshit4728 then having to choose which tiktoker parent to live with during the week

How is this so impressive? I’m shook

Are you gonna try marriage or just not even attempt lmao

Lance Elliott lmao marriage is for people who actually have any commitment at all

That's why cameras were invented

Aunt May you have to continue the tradition

when ur favs interact 🥰🥰 luv u queen

r/thathappened

wow an iconic pair i never knew i needed

SAME

@@miraaskari2230 it's not that unlikely, in fact it's pretty likely since youtube will detect key words in the video and try to show a relevant ad, hence why so many people get tik tok ads on tik tok videos

this is so terrible but it made me LOL i’m so so sorry

That’s horrible. I feel for you. I’m so sorry.

@@elisabethjoint4624 im glad after all this time someone gets a kick out of it. I mean I find it funny so thank you for laughing o7

@@priyanshi4811 eh at least it’s funny now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the man literally didn’t know what the fuck it was he wanted 😭 what?!?!? (also, so sorry that happened to you. hope you’re doing alright these days!)

Yes

@@ChristinaJ01126 yes

Sukaisage yes

Lima Bean no

Yo Bitch yes

Abbey Hall yes!

im sorry Abbey, but i can't like because the likes are at 69

@@sarahb5895 reminder to like

@@sarahb5895 wth lmaoo

yes please

Funny comment but also Shrek would never

No I 100% believe shrek would make a tiktok 🤣🤣🤣

he is Canadian so it makes sense

It's Canadian.

We stan an unproblematic mayor

because if he doesnt he gets shitted on by sensitive people

@@despacitoman425 dont be like that man

more like their marriage was going tik tok

One tik tok at a time😔

Ayy hetalia

nae nae the pain away

They tik talk

Gotta include pardon

Also my guy

BLEEDING SOUL I already use all of then. They add spice

Nobody Queen ye ik we speak a like that in East Midlands too

•Kurtis •Conner

Bruh it’s Yumi

Yumi hi Hi Hi

Who is this bloke

α ƒεï†αη šïmp a gaming youtuber

@@sangwoosbaseballbat9329 thx lmao

Right? Eww

Very, very creepy

It feels shady as fuck

Yea it's like, "huh, this is a terrible situation...you know what would make it better? Exploiting my divorce AND my kids on TikTok for sympathy. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!"

Yeah that really pissed me off. It’s one thing to make a cringy tiktok about your divorce by yourself, but getting your kids involved in that madness is completely unacceptable

Literally that's all I think about too. Them just sitting there recording themselves doing these things.

That just makes me think about how awkward the last one is with the guy telling his daughters. “Hey we’re getting a divorce.” “Omg no :(“ “Yeah, but hey I’ve got this idea for a tiktok. I’ll lip sync a sad song about divorce while you sit there.” “Dad I’m sad right now I don’t wanna do a Tiktok.” “C’mon, I’m sad and it’ll get so many likes.” So cringey to think about this.

LMFAOOOOOO UR AMAZING FOR THAT ONE

Omg 🤣

That's how I feel about all TikToks 😂

Tbh that was my favorite part of the video 😂

💀

The fact that I read that in his voice 🤣

His voice when he said it my dudes 😂😂

Me 1 day into quarantine

Joshua Webb whEN I WAS

Joshua Webb a YoUnG bOY

Suzie Matthews tOoK mE iNtO tHe CiTy

Ivana Mičutková tO sEe A mArChInG bAnD

I thought you were talking about Sugarcult Stuck in America dammit im showing my age.

maanya sheth he makes fun of country folk so people doesn’t suspect he’s one of them at heart

Oh my God i was the 666th like

God ikr actually the country songs actually kinda slap

I thought they were real songs until reading this lmao

All the 9ther songs slap aswell ngl

I KNOW RIGJT JCSHK

HARRY STYLES AW

I fucking know it was like he was trying to do the songs justice😂😂

Yulisa Cruz k

i started to lose my shite on god im dead XDXD

You got this queen all the love to you!!

Survive and THRIVE! Whoo!

~ Kurtis Conner 2019

Honestly that made me laugh so hard ngl

My favorite part

it reminds me of James Bay's Pink Lemonade

3rd tattoo tbh 🤪🤘🏻

Jetzt wo du es gesagt hast hör ich es die ganze Zeit 😩

debby k meyer can’t unhear it now.

Now i cant unhear this scheisse

Haha! I jokingly yell 'DIVORCE' at my boyfriend when he does little mistakes (like forgetting to pick up milk or something) now it appears I will be yelling 'the sausage'

@LE MA when you pronounce divorce wrong "this is de worst"

right? wtf is going on

riff5fki maybe

molly grace Probably mid-life crises

The children 😉

I always attributed it to ads on Facebook, but @riff5ki is probably correct...

No. They're not on Tik Tok because they are mature fucking adults with better things to do. Sorry, man. :(

Nein. Hör auf zu träumen und such dir einen Job!

@@KhayJayArt r/wooosh

@user name That's not a whoooosh but okay.

@@Oliver-fw6rc the answer of the dude I tagged was definitely a wooosh, not the actual comment

And his elbows are sticking outside the confines of the box lol, he’s a great mime

Same dude, I’m an angsty 15yo

Heart_Felt 11 same but I’m 16

Tiarne Allen I just now noticed that 😂😂

I've replayed it like 10 times, 😂

Jenelle Cedillo yes.

Me @ my parents in December

Yes very

I want my parents to be tik tok famous already😔👊

Jenelle Cedillo HAHAAHH

except actually kind of applicable

There's a French word for that "L’ESPRIT DE L’ESCALIER"

my like made 1.4K become 1.5K, i can die now

DEADASS LMAO

omg ur right

that's so sweet, wishing you both the best!

No matter your sexual orientation or gender, That is the most lesbian divorce ever

@@moonytoast116 LMFAO FR

@@moonytoast116 YT glitch I can’t click read more :/

@@moonytoast116 I deadass kept clicking read more- what the fuck

lmao like that guy on the bachelorette whose longterm girlfriend found out he was leaving her when he went on the bachelorette. and when he was asked about it on the show he said he "felt like he'd ended things in his heart"

I wanna like this but 420

Yee

Bee movie

Leah morales( more like MilEs mOrALeS

Yee yee

Detox asfff

Unrelated, but if that's you in your profile pic, I like your haircut.

Heaven Toms lmao yes it is me thank u sm

same with ‘dude’

1,000th like C; ayeeee

Lily Forbes good one

ahhhhhh

delet dis

Lmao it's the kind of joke Kurtis would make

*s t o p*

Super duper dork

The biggest dork, and I love him for it, all of Kurtistown does

It’s why we keep coming back.

Why does this comment have only 3 replies!!!??!!?

i love him lmfao

aromatic? i think u mean aromantic, unless you’re talking about ppl who smell good 😂

i mean there are many forms of love! i love my friends and family with all my heart, romantic love isn't superior to other types of love

platonic love: guess i'll die

oh my god im so sorry

Bestie, are we living the same life?

This comment has me dying, I’m so sorry bro

same beastie but the thing is she actually accepted him back

I feel like when men are immature, it’s always in that way. (Not saying that men are immature, but when they are it’s always like this.) emotionally/relationship immaturity

@Rae Louis In this scenario I am a divorced parent forcing my kid and ex wife into my tiktoks, so no.

Who the hell has a photo album of their parents getting divorced.

I'm the ONLY person that went to a JCP Photo studio with my divorced parents? Cmon now.

Chris James Yes lol omg

Do people normally have a photo album about there parents divorce

Same I got that shit too💀💀

Omg I love your pfp uwu

woah are these yoi fans I spot

I think the word ur looking for is “better”

The YOI fandom!

I thought you guys mean yoai and I just didn't question anything (idk what yoi is)

is that a chicken? I wanna see the kids Karen

@@lilyartemis1950 oh dang 👏

@@lilyartemis1950 k ?? Just because my grammar is wrong, you gon' act so sensitive??

Karen’s a savage she ain’t ever gonna tell you

@@benjaminacuna8013 ok.

Facts

True

How can something be so true?

So true

Dad jokes

We don't say the word "vibe" here 😂 sadly or not, it is forbidden in Kurtistown lol

Now your giving me "Karen please come back I miss the kids" song by WilburSoot XDD

Aren Kuboyasu why are you here and who are you divorcing (Jkjk enjoy!)

@@ladymaranosg7149 using emojis unironically is *NOT THE VIBE*

@@cyanidecinnamonroll7628 best song ever lmao

Im imagining this now lmao

I regret to inform you this already exists. Edit: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qgLK0Ofa64w.html im so sorry.

Sorry it’s already a thing sis

I'm pretty sure it already exists

they already exist , theres this one where a kid is tik toking when he grandpa is dying in the hospital behind him

jonas bridges tease

Kurtis making tik tok puns probably

Definitely his covers of the music, at least to me

YEE YEE

Def his covers XDD

marisdc the reason i am subscribed for

This aged really badly 😂😂