I was this many years old when I realized I had a truly memorable barrier-breaking story. We were about a year into our relationship and we were, um, getting busy. We wanted to change positions but tried to keep *it* in at the same time. He picks me up, so my legs were wrapped around his middle. And then *IT* happened, and it was Very Impressive. We both nearly died laughing, and needless to say, we lost our positioning. We still laugh about it, more than 30 years later.
OMG! I was crying laughing during this whole story. That was hilarious! Well told Fortune. You are truly a bright light bringing laughter into our hearts! 💕 💕⚡️⚡️😊
0:50 oh yeah I can relate. My parents did not let my sister & I say the word “fart” when we were little, instead we’d say like “toot” or “poot”, which is embarrassing 😂
I grew up in Ireland in the 90s and wasn’t allowed say fart. My parents considered it a curse word and made myself & my sister say “rudey” instead which makes me want to curl up and die. At the same time my father would have massive road rage and yell “Prick!” “Asshole!” “Bastard!” in front of us 🤦🏻♀️
On Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006 TV show) they did a bit about the mom being such a lady that she never farted in front of her husband. Then the husband reveals to her that she farts in her sleep and he finds it amusing/endearing.
I used to be a prim and proper lady full of rules and manners until I met my last and only boyfriend. He farted in the first week and every hour after that and it was the funniest thing to him. in the beginning I would call it out as "gross"!, a few months into the relationship and he broke me down until I was the one who entered a room belching "HELLOOOOO" and farting for a laugh, he always laughed. Now I am a pig and I just burp and fart for my dog...he also thinks it's cute and funny. sometimes.
I tell my partner he has to leave the HOUSE if he knows he's gonna melt the paint off the walls! He enjoys sipping hot sause, he knows what hes doing. We live in a tiny home. Other than that we keep air flow. Feimster you are talented naturally. Your personal style is a development. I hope you have a funny network to chill with
It’s a relationship milestone. It indicates progression; a positive thing. My sweet Southern mama calls it “letting stinkies”. 😂 Still makes my little sis and I say it and we are in our 50’s! 😂I rarely use the f-word.
Sending you so much love! ❤ idk your circumstances but i hope you get unstuck as soon as possible! Please seek outside help if you can. You are SO worth it!!
I humbly recommend #DrRamani s videos ❤ start with the glossary playlist to go softly into de concepts and it will help you a lot! I'm a survivor as well and I know how hard it can be...Baby steps won't get you to the top but it will get you out of an abusive relationship ❤ YOU ARE LOVED ❤ also stay theF away from anything "cultish" (MLMs, CrossFit, marathons, churches, life coaching, new age stuff, yoga) because you're in a vulnerable position and probably feel like you don't have much BUT YOU DO and it's precious 💕 so be careful and take care ❤ You can do it!!!
As a kid I farted audibly as i was practicing my clarinet. To this day my family still won't let me forgot. "You were making noises from both ends" they like to say.
Nope. My girlfriend has no idea I’ve ever had gas, and she never will. In fact, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t even know I go to the toilet! I’m very shy about that sort of stuff 🤦♀️
My partner and I really try not to fart around each other. When it slips its hilarious. My thing is that I don't like to fart around him because it always smells and I don't want to violate him like that. First time I ever farted in front of him, I was sick and he was comforting me. I sneezed and a fart just flew out at the same time. If I wasn't sitting on his lap and didn't feel it vibrate, I may have got away with it. 😂
