The Final “Baby Geniuses” Films are Offensively Bad 

"Well, racism aside, I refuse to believe that these babies are geniuses" Truly an amazing quote sir🫡

"Moriarty responsible for over 500 hundred unsolved cases" If he's responsible for all those cases they sound pretty solved to me

Kurtis Conner is obviously just trying to hide the fact that he was a baby genius and is still working for the company with all these videos

"responsible for over 500 unsolved crimes in over 200 countries" Moriarty be founding new countries just to commit crimes in them

9:50 Imagine having a baby talk translator and raising your baby, getting to know them as a person, and then when they reach the threshold having to say goodbye to them and not knowing if you’re ever going to see that version of your child again. I feel like that’d fuck with you big time.

it’s the “do you know what it’s like to be a baby” speech that does it for me. the implications that none of the adults were ever babies is too much.

i love how moriarty is ”responsible for 500 unsolved crimes”. how unsolved are they if they know it’s moriarty😭

what annoys me the most about these movies is the fact that they're called "baby geniuses" but the children aren't babies

The thing I hate the most about these movies is that the babies never wear pants. It's clearly a deliberate aesthetic choice across the entire series, and it makes no goddamn sense. I have two babies, and they do not leave the house without pants. We go to daycare, and their peers are wearing pants. Baby pants exist--we have dozens of pairs of them. Why do these people want to look at pantsless babies? It baffles me.

watching kurtis become increasingly agitated over movies about literal babies is so much funnier than it should be

Can we all come together as a community and create Baby Geniuses: All Grown Up? We bring back all the actors, don't even acknowledge that they're older (they still wear diapers) and go one step beyond space: we bring in the biblically accurate angel baby

Funnily enough there are actually fashion experts in the CIA, the clothing you wear is very important to blending in with everyone else so you don't draw attention/suspicion, but also so you have a lot of pockets to hold important things or outfits you can ditch or pick up when you need to change your appearance quickly

John Voight in full yellow face really sent me into orbit. If you ever feel like you have fucked up your life just remember at least you aren’t an Oscar winning actor who is now doing baby genius 4 in brown face.

Between the girl baby in 2 having the power of love and the girl baby in 3 being the fashion expert, just shows they put thought into making the girl characters such good role models

its so funny that Moriarty is reportedly "responsible for over 500 unsolved cases in more than 200 countries" when there are only 195 countries in the world

I’M THE INDIAN BABY IN BABY GENIUSES 4 💀💀 TBH I DIDN’T THINK ANYONE WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE BUT THIS JUST REMINDED ME OF IT SO THANK U (Like at 26:50 I SCREAMED cus i saw me AND I WAS SO CONFUSED)

Kurtis: “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at babies wearing diapers”

every few years when my subconscious finally lets me believe that i hallucinated these movies as a kid, kurtis is right there like clockwork to remind me that they're real 😭

As someone who actually works with young kids and toddlers I’m very irritated at these movies, because these children are clearly NOT babies, definitely not under two years old (I’d estimate them all around 3,5-4 yo); to the point where it’s just in uncanny valley for me to see them crawling around, nonverbal and in diapers 😭

As an Italian, I can confirm that pizza is on of the most valuable things an Italian could ever own

"wish I could skip all these movies" it is literally so funny how much nobody asked you to make this video I'm crying but I do appreciate your effort and sacrifice

i wish there was an air bud and baby genius crossover where the babies and the dogs could talk to each other and then they rode on the dogs into war

I once made a friend’s girlfriend cry because she said her favorite movie was Baby Geniuses and I laughed, thinking it was a joke. It was not.

I love how Kurtis refuses to believe the babies are actual geniuses cuz they can’t tell the bad guy is the taxi driver, instead of being able to tell he isn’t Chinese

If they had AI writing assistants in the 90s, there would be 10x more Genius Babiea film's

This is morbid as hell but I definitely think that if adults really knew babies possess such invaluable knowledge but only for 2 years, they'd make some kinda breeding farms and dispose of them once they lose the knowledge 💀🗿

I love how Kurtis went from looking like a college student 3 years ago to that one crazy alcoholic uncle who has perfect chaotically wholesome energy

Came home yesterday after being in the hospital for five days thanks to a very nasty collapsed lung that took 2 surgeries, and I thought I would watch this video to help me feel better. I had to stop watching because I was about to laugh so hard I swear I felt that my wounds were going to reopen. I'll come back to this in a couple weeks where laughing doesn't hurt.

"i wish i could skip all these movies" is the sequel to "but hey, what do i nose?"

I'd like to think that the baby geniuses still wearing diapers actually implies that it's smarter to shit yourself and have someone else clean it up for you

I feel like Nicolas Cage would be a good pick for a movie where the villain is crazy and is just sitting there on the couch in a diaper, which scares the shit out of the ppl being brought before him. This needs to be a movie.

16:00 those farting and shitting sound effects with the stupid fucking standard baby edition of the t-pose was funnier than any well structured joke could ever be to me oml tears were coming out of my eyes

A 31 minute video from Kurtis? That's a blessing honestly

The later movies just get more creepy to me because the kids are not really “babies” anymore. The kids look so uncomfortable in the diaper costumes.

3:43 “We love to see a girl boss win” combined with the “Skip all these movies” bit literally just had me laughing on the floor

skip being the team leader while skip's parents run the daycare? nepotism baby!!!!! skip is a nepo baby!!! literally!

I love how we collectively decided to not be respectful of the queen's death

Kurtis punching himself as a baby was the funniest thing I’ve seen in years

It is actually hilarious that the irreplaceable item in Italy was a pizza when you consider the fact that the show was originally Italian

21:59 ; the reason moriarty is the villain is because he "disguises" himself in racist manners

I feel bad for the kid actors as well, they look about three or four years old (need to be old enough to take basic directions) but they’re forced to wear diapers all the time, presumably to make them look more baby-like and to stop them from needing potty breaks... I just feel like filming these shitty movies would’ve delays their development 😓

Gotta say, given the level of scriptwriting on display here, I'm shocked they didn't do something like 'Baby Geniuses 6: Babies In Time' where the plot is about how the travel through time and learn that everything in history was decided by babies or something.

_literally_ five seconds into my inevitable rewatch and i'm already in tears. it feels nice to be welcomed somewhere with open arms as someone who often feels like they don't belong anywhere. thank you for providing me and many others with such an awesome community, i am proud to be a citizen of kurtistown 💖

it would be fun and cool if you covered all of the Beverly hills chihuahua movies ahaha

my favourite thing about baby geniuses is that the guy who directed the first two also directed the movie 'black christmas' a movie that is often cited at being the first slasher. i have no clue how the director went from a slasher to baby geniuses, but i think its quite iconic

so they basically said that pizza is to italians what the crown jewels are to british people, then exclusively aired it in italy. iconic

I didn’t know there were three more movies. I can see why I didn’t. Sort of reminds me of the fact that they keep making Air Bud spin-offs called Something Buddies.

23:25 is actually the funniest edit I’ve ever seen in my life

How many Baby Geniuses do you think I could trick a random guy into watching if I give super mixed signals and ask him to Netflix and chill, show up looking super hot, ask him to start with the first baby geniuses movie, make small advances like leaning on him or whatever.… but everytime he tries to make a move I say “wait wait wait this part is great you can’t miss this part”

Growing up my friends cousin was in baby geniuses 2 and he would use that as his pick up line on all her friends. I never had an excuse to share that information until now, but it felt appropriate in the comments section of a Kurtis Conner video about the baby geniuses cinematic universe.

12:14 i love how she asks “but why?” like she’s fed up with me the script and just wants to get it over with lmao

17:14 although a poor job, they might've been on purpose to show that they can't see the lazers even though they are there

Not to be that person, but yeah, fashion is incredibly important in spy stuff. In the 1940s when the US sent some covert spies to France, they had to make sure that all the clothing worn by said spy was locally French made. It would be embarrassing to get found out because your blouse was cut in the American style rather than the French. Fashion is visual art, immediately seen and noticed by everyone around you. It's deeply meaningful. Anyway great video, love seeing Kurtis suffer on our behalf :D

Kurtis the kinda dude to be out with his friends laughing and having a great time, and under his breath, say to himself “boy, I needed this”

The fact that they just ignore basic facts like pi isn't an equation or that the number of countries in the world doesn't even reach 200 is just straightforward hilarious. I CAN'T EVEN- lmao

They don't know pee poo or pi 18:32 🤣🤣🤣

Arthur Conan Doyle would be absolutely pissed to learn that Baby Geniuses took the name for his criminal mastermind and used it for their movies 😂

I love that they cast 4 year olds as babies but then they don't make the babies actually act or say things, so they could theoretically cast actual toddlers.

9:19 wearing a diaper with shoes and no pants is a crazy fit

25:19 I'm certain this has been mentioned somewhere in the comments, but "Infantanium" is a reference to "Unobtanium," which is the name classically given to any fantastical, rare mineral in old comics and sci-fi. In fantasy media it's usually "adamantium," which Marvel has also used.

You should review the Beverly Hills chihuahuas movies, the first one literally involves the main dog getting kidnapped out of nowhere

20:15 i love how baby geniuses canonically has 5 fictional countries that they just never elaborate on

26:10 - THIS PART KILLED ME 😭

i loved baby geniuses

I can’t believe the writers of Baby Geniuses invented British people

10:04 I can imagine Kurtis giggling while writing the line “there’s hardly any womb” into the script.

26:38 Fun fact: that is the southern sky. It can only be seen in the southern hemisphere.

“Why can’t the space baby talk like the others.” Well, as stated in the clip, every baby born *in* the world knows the secrets of the universe. Space baby, being a baby from space, was born *out* the world and thus suffering from cognitive impairment caused by exposure to cosmic rays. Really makes you think.

My biggest concern is why they decided to make FIVE of these movies. Like who was keeping this series alive? Was this made as a form of torture for the government?

"There's not enough WOMB" and "hey maybe if we're lucky they'll do blackface" are the funniest lines ive ever heard from Kurtboy

*Okay, this ticks me off BIG TIME!* Long story, but when I was little, people bought baby sensory VHS tapes and DVDs, instead of playing the baby sensory videos online. They had different names; "Baby Einstein", "Brainy Baby", "First impressions" and why I'm so mad was because they called one of them "Baby Genius" and all it was, it was some lullaby music over shapes and colors, nothing like these disaster movies that STOLE the name of baby genius by making it plural! (I guess they didn't exact steal the name but it feels like they did)

the way my jaw dropped at 15:11

I feel like they ran out of ideas for the baby’s expertises. The fashion expert and the master of disguise could’ve absolutely been one title. One of them could’ve been the language expert. They could’ve helped communicate with the locals on all of their adventures, AND it would’ve made so much more sense for communication with the adults instead of just whipping out a babyspeakinator randomly. Also this video was very epic. I have learned more valuable information today about the bgcu (baby genius cinematic universe) than I did in any of my 4 AP classes.

The “skipping these movies” bit is giving throwbacks to the “what would I nose” joke with them just getting shorter and shorter as the video goes on

The baby hypnotizing you: "You will witeray hit da gwiddy in da bowing awey" Reference to 8:52

I don't understand why they made them go around without pants on.. I guess if you can't see their diapers you can't tell if they're a baby or not 🤷🏼‍♀️

This film series is actually brave for letting Jon Voight unleash the darkness in his heart like that

technically yes, the CIA does have a “fashion expert”. The Chief of Disguise has to be knowledgeable in a variety of fashion trends and class-based cultures in order to help agents dress appropriately when going undercover.

Kurtis: This is where they find out that Moriarty is behind everything... Cuts to guy in film: Moriarity... Director: Sure. Close enough.

I remember LOVING the first two movies as a kid and would watch them over and over, particularly the first one on VHS. I admittedly still love the first one because of the nostalgia and the odd, “liminal space” vibes I get from a lot of the shots (laboratory baby village, playground, etc.) but the second one is too much. Now I’m finding out their are three more ? I’m so ready and also so not ready for this roller coaster. If you need more weird and slightly unsettling blast from the past movies to cover, you should watch “Look Who’s Talking” it might not even be appropriate for RU-vid tbh, but It’s one of the most wild and disturbing baby themed movies and I can’t believe I got away with watching it as a small child.

"it feels really good to say goodbye to the baby geniuses franchise" - i genuinely thought there'd be some comedic timing of kurtis showing a new baby geniuses thing and was very scared😂

New kurtis conner video is exactly what i needed

10:05 “GET ME OUT OF HERE, THERE’S HARDLY ANY WOMB” IS SENDING ME AHDHFSHSHAKSSKSSJS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That moment when Pi is a constant, but baby geniuses tells me otherwise and I fail my calculus final.

The thing that has always made me uncomfortable is they don't put these kids in pants. I think it's enough that we can obviously see they're babies to know they're babies. I guess outfits for babies have never had pants??? Also, there is some...wonderful logic of a baby saying that no one else knows what it's like to be a baby. Mmm, yes. I too missed the epics of being a baby since I was grown in a pod...and exited when I turned 30.

The director of the Baby Geniuses movies, Bob Clark, was once a truly GREAT low-budget horror movie director. I HIGHLY recommend Black Christmas (74), the FIRST modern slasher movie (Halloween came out 2 years later and borrowed heavily from it.) and his anti-Vietnam horror movie, Death Dream (74), made DURING the Vietnam War, is creepy, sad, and has HUGE balls. He also made the classics Porky's and A Christmas Story.

I never saw these movies, but I was subjected to Junior several times. My mom said she watched it over and over when she was pregnant with me and it made her cry every time. The only way I can describe is is Danny DeVito/Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg fanfic. Truly a haunting experience.

I can’t help but find it funny that these “babies” are obviously like 4 years old because they couldn’t get actual babies to act how they wanted so they just got 4 year olds and put them in nappies and called it a day. These kids are 100% potty trained, 100% can talk clearly, and 100% passed the age of 2 years old when they’re supposed to lose their wisdom.

one of the things driving me nuts about these movies is that they refused to recast any of the baby actors, despite the fact that every one of them is EASILY 3 (and therefore too old to be a Baby Genius anymore) by like the third movie

I'm so glad that I have a Kurtis playlist to fall asleep to because I don't think I could genuinely process all of this while fully conscious

20:45 she’s done blackface before so she prolly bought the first copy lmfao.

So glad you're continuing this saga

it’s so weird to me that they just hang out pantsless constantly like??? most people put clothes on their toddlers outside of the home?

I just realized the babysitter plays Cloe in the Bratz live action movie and in both movies she looks like she'd rather be ANYWHERE else

Not enough THC in the world could make me watch 4 hours of Baby Geniuses.

I never thought I would hear about this nightmare of a series again but here we are and I’m ready

If you think "infantanium" is bad, don't forget the main thing the bad guys in Avatar wanted was "unobtainium"...in the highest grossing moving of ALL TIME.

“Responsible for over 500 unsolved crimes” Then how do you know he did them?

Baby geniuses has the same energy as the buddies movie series but with babies instead of puppies 💀

Not flashing a picture of Jarvis when you said breast milk shows a level of restraint that I didn’t think kurtis had