The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk 

An udder masterpiece. Hi there, happy holidays, it’s us, Sheets & Giggles! We hired our favorite sellsword Ryan to tell you about our holiday deals at SheetsGiggles.com/Ryan. If you’re reading this from the future (hello from the past!), you can also save extra all of December with code SABERMONDAY. We’ve been sponsoring Ryan for 3 years now, and we’re so proud that it’s all culminated in Ryan milking himself on camera for all of us to watch and enjoy. These videos are… somewhat difficult to explain to our CFO. If you know someone who loves sleeping and sustainability, Sheets & Giggles makes a great gift that says, “I love you, I decided.” And if you sleep next to your partner and get them some new luxury bedding, it’s a sneaky gift to yourself, too. Also, you may have noticed that we changed our logo. Why? Well, to explain that, you’ll have to first remember… our old logo. _[plays harp]_ Happy holidays! Sheets & Giggles

i feel like ryan is the first person i have seen describe the taste of milk without saying it tastes like milk

I can't stop thinking of the fact this dude accosted a cow in a field, stole her milk, promptly hired a harpist to follow him around, and then didn't change clothes for a year.

I like the idea that this guy just has a harpist walk around with him everywhere he goes just in case he needs to reminisce

love that it's the same guy that always makes the weirdest suggestions in the company board meetings, the ryanverse got continuity

Ryan’s disguise ability is amazing, he makes a really convincing cow

I want more harpest Ryan. He's the unspoken hero

That harpist needs a spin-off series immediately! 😂

Ryan really gets immersed into his roles. First he had his impressive blade work in the wasp video, now he learns to play the harp? Such dedication to his craft!

The castings in these skits are always so spot on. No clue how he does it

I can’t believe Ryan actually hired a professional harpist for the video. The authenticity is unmatched!

The harpist deserves a spin off: “the first guy to be a harpist”

The Ryanverse has upgraded. Now that there’s new drinking stuff, they needed to come up with a name for the old drinking stuff

Ryan is also the first guy to accurately depict a harpist's face without being an actual harpist.

One of the best things about Ryan's videos is that they're not a sketch followed by an ad, they're a sketch followed by another sketch.

Good to know the dude who decides names for things has a life outside of the office. :D

Ryan’s videos make me question our world and what we do every day, I love it

It's really impressive how Ryan got a cow that looks exactly like him and taught it how to talk and act as well.

The harpist joke is instantly one of my favorite Ryanverse jokes - and that's saying something!

Ryan is getting weirder and weirder with each sketch. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Can’t believe Ryan actually went back in time like that

Profoundly uncomfortable and brilliant. So...this is true art, I guess?

The way that 'cow boob juice' was said cracked me up. Also, I love that it's the creepy guy from the 'naming things' departments that figured this out.

Wow, people have been asking for an origin story to milk, but nobody expected a double flashback to include the cheese as well. Great video as always Ryan!

Harpist guy needs more cameos then his own episode

Until recently the Ryan George universe was entirely dairy free. Incredible.

I've been waiting a while to see Ryan make a video about milk lmao I often ask myself what was going through the head of the first guy to get milk from a cow, and this is the perfect representation of it.

I saw creepy guy on the video thumbnail and I was sold immediately - as always, Ryan did not disappoint

That was the most convincing harp miming I've ever seen. You can tell Ryan actually plays.

ryan is getting his money's worth out of that cow costume. one might say he's really... milking it. 😎

I'm gonna need ALL the backstory for the harpist, please.

Please do the first guy to ever eat an egg! 😂 I can only imagine Ryan stealing from chicken Ryan and eating its unborn child. *the thought of unfertilized eggs being the equivalent of a period makes the potential of this video even better/more disturbing.

"I somehow have no problem with that, give me some" I don't think a single sentence has ever defined humanity more accurately.

Ryan’s harp playing is just 🤌🏼

"I'm gonna touch it"---I was fighting for my life after this😂😂😂

The wobble in his voice at 2:05 when he says "I wanna drink that" 😂😂😂

I’m going to call milk “cow boob juice” from now on 😅

Just wanted to say that Ryan is the only RU-vidr who's sponsor segments I don't skip or fast forward through! He actually puts an effort in them to earn that sponsors money and always makes it just as entertaining as the actual sketch (if not more entertaining)! I always look forward to seeing the Adstronaut!!! 😁

It was udderly amazing how Ryan as a gangster harpist really struck a chord with me.

Somehow the Ryan vids always exceed my already high expectations

if everyone was as straightforward & descriptive like him the world would've been a simpler place .

The Ryan George universe is not as safe and calm as I once thought seeing a man nonconsensualy milk an animal that is sentient and said no

You need to make a sequel about the first guy to eat eggs now The same weirdo deciding to eat round objects coming out of chickens...the jokes write themselves XD

I’m not saying I’ve never asked myself the question ‘who was the first person to milk a cow and why?’ and yet seeing it re-enacted in sketch and observing it still made me feel deeply uncomfortable 😂

I love how Ryan decided to come up with a bunch of sword-related puns for cyber monday :D

I love that the ad bit is just as entertaining of the rest of the video. I've never skipped one. The Aragorn-stronaut part got me lol

If I had a nickel for every time a RU-vidr poked fun on how we got milk , I would have two nickels , which isn’t much , but I’m surprised no one else did more of it

I am so udderly happy this day has finally arrived. This is the video I’ve been whey-ting for. It was butter than I expected.

Tour guide: “Don’t touch this very expensive painting!” That one kid: 1:54

I love how everyone is so cheery as if nothing ever has a problem

"Im the milkman my milk is delicious" -Milkman

This has got to be a top 3 sketch of all time, Ryan. Holy cow.

Looking forward to when the Christmas ones start - “Wait so this guy sees when these children are sleeping and then proceeds to *break into* their houses?!” “Yeah, so he can take credit from parents for giving them presents” “Are you sure this Santa person isn’t insane?”

the harpist expression is amazing

I’ve never felt so good about my lactose intolerance as I do now having watched this.

Literally could've had him see a calf drinking from it instead lol

Couldn't believe you could get any funnier, and then this happened!!!! We'd love to see your insights on living in a tiny house!

I like to think Ryan actually talks like this off camera. Like at the store he actually says, "I want this shirt and cow costume, I decided."

This is the "first guy to ever..." Episode we've been needing for a long time! Y'all know this is the weirdest idea humans came up with lol

I must say Ryan George is the one youtuber who can make me laugh without fail every single time. This time I started laughing so hard that my nose started bleeding. The freaking harp guy had me in tears. Another masterful skit right there 😂

Funny video from Ryan as always. Also "Saber Monday" should totally be a thing.

We should award Ryan's fearless depiction of milking a cow.

I'm waiting for the day he bridges all his series that he does together lol

As a Dutchman who drinks about 1 liter of milk a day, because Mr T yelled at me that one time. I approve this message

So the creepy guy from the 'how things got their names' video series discovered milk. Ryanverse getting intense, just rewriting the world history! 😂

Hilarious. Seriously enjoying these sketches. And high praise Ryan for keeping it clean.

I loved harpist Ryan. The absolute commitment to waggling his fingers around was great.

IT’S HAPPENING, HE FINALLY DID IT

I was drinking a glass of milk when this came on. Life is good.

“The first guy to discover milk was obviously very thirsty.”

My life would be full of significant meaning if only I had a harp guy to serenade me during every stupid conversation.

I really like your videos and I always enjoyed your sponsoring segments too, because you are putting so much effort into them. This might be the first time though that I think the sponsor part was even funnier than the main video - which was also great. Dude, you are crushing it 👍

Ryan really knows how to milk this content

I can't believe how dedicated Ryan has been with these videos lately that he purchased and practiced how to expertly perform the harp.

Props to Ryan for going to space every time he does his sponsor bit.

everyone in the ryanverse is sumulataneiously surprised, and overly accepting, of everything

This one was great! Actual chuckles vs. my normal nose-exhalations. The harp bro needs to tell us his story too. I even stayed for your ad to type this!

Goddamn, this made me breathe out more air from my nose than usual.

It takes real talent to play the harp without making the strings vibrate.

YES MY COMMENT BECAME A VIDEO

This sketch is giving me inception vibes, which strangely really fits in the Ryan George cinematic universe.

Maan this was even better than usual. I'm just sitting at a doctor's waiting room among other people and just cracked up the whole time. Definitely the best "first guy ever" video you've yet done. You're just great 😁

There are no words to describe how funny 🤣🤣

Could've added a bit where his stomach starts hurting because of the lactose and then he explains that if we all start drinking loads of it then eventually we'll be able to digest it properly but till then it's pain.

A cat, a dog, a bull, a wasp, now a cow. The RyanVerse is developing quite the menagerie!

Harpist Ryan is my new favorite character 😂😂😂

One of my pets just passed away and this cheered me up, thank you.

We totally need the harpist's origin story. This was so fun, you're an incredibly talented dude-typed-person. Extremely sharp.

Ryan George has outdone himself on this one.

I've been waiting for this one for years. YEARS.

Wait until the milk guy discovers yogurt, butter, and ice cream.

Man, he really nailed that classic harping technique...

i just realized at 1:48 he was the creep from bathroom episode.

This guy is really good at sketches. He should do pitch meetings on movies and tv shows

Rewatching this, I just realized this is the "weird pervert guy" from the Place Where Names for Things Are Decided. It makes so much sense. I love the attention to detail.

can't believe Ryan actually hired a harpist, must be expensive

YOU'VE FINALLY DONE IT! AFTER YEARS OF US BADGERING YOU!

Ryan is able to play a harp in the most badass way!

In social studies, we learned about the ancient adoption of milk into our diets and this is pretty accurate.

We’ve been asking for this and he delivered. Thank you Ryan for making us laugh