The First Guy To Ever Get Fired 

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Severance was a good word, he is talented

He mentioned lubricants This is Creepy Perv Guy's origin story

Well, we here at The Place Where Names for Things are Decided have enjoyed his work. His name for the gardening implement the hoe, and the screwdriver was really top-notch.

​@@nathanfrancis9376what? you don't use lubricants? There's always time for lubricants you know

@@nathanfrancis9376 His severance package was the hat.

It is not an act it is an artform. You are either really good at it or not and there are no classes that teach it. This guy clearly has the gift

@@anthonyschlott916 not everyone can be the Picasso of finding names😔

@@nappa1413Since Picasso was famous for geometrically discombobulating his paintings, wouldn’t the Picasso of finding names end up being dyslexic?

@@Inferno65lol.. nice.

The Ryanverse is ever expanding.

😂😂

So... Ryan came to us, because two people through him out of a window? Nice, I guess...

Even the lubricants?

​@@ChrisSmith-po3diESPECIALLY the lubricants

He can't get fired, he's union. ;-)

And he's on strike at the moment

​​@@Kasino80yan should totally do a episode where it is just producer guy talking about the movie with screenwriter guy outside protesting. Like this time it producer guy coming up with terrible movie idea while telling screen writer guy. Producer guy thinks he can make movies on his own. But the idea is so bad. It makes screen writer want to come back to avoid it

now the Actor Guy

@@theinsurance2450so a pitch meeting about season 3 of Prison Break?

I was looking for this comment!

Can someone explain it I don’t get it

@@kaleenar963 Google Hugo Boss

@@kaleenar963 Hugo Boss is a company that sells things to wear

Hugo Boss was a fashion designer. His name lives on through his company.

What?

Hugo Boss, the clothing store.

The only international German fashion brand, I believe (like, high-end)

thanks for clarifying it's real money and not monopoly money

How is there no "The first guy to ever use money"?

@@sdrawkcab_emanresu How is there no "The first guy to be "The first guy"?" - An origin story!

Kind of like Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove

@@sdrawkcab_emanresu He kind of did that with the human sacrifice call center vid.

Me too

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No matter how much dough Ryan makes, his bread will never get stale.

No matter how many ghosts Ryan sees he'll never get pale.

@@DJPJ. No matter how many crimes Ryan commits, he'll never go to jail.

you missed the punch line, you were supposed to say "never run out of material because humanity is completely freaking insane" Because somehow that's related to this video we decided.

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I was, until recently, the manager of a small portfolio of projects, and I refused to use that language for just that reason.

It used to be called the personnel department. Changing the name to human resources really showed off the way corporations actually care about their employees.

resource by google definition, is , shortly, "an asset in order to function effectively" .. and asset is not limited to material only thou.. so it just you vs yourself on what you want to feel/define HR.

@@jukkininth4837 yeah I'm a person and not just a thing that does stuff. My work should be valued

That's being too sensitive. In our professional capacity people are resources to apply to a task or problem. It doesn't denigrate the person because it's about the business application, not the whole of the person. Nobody gets offended by being referred to as a "date" for the same reason.

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You’ve let me go? I didn’t know you had a hold of me but okay pffft

"You're being sacked. Now take a hike" "Audible confusion"

"You're um... Being terminated!" "Oh, my God, like that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?! "Yeah!" "Ohhhh no!" "But not YOU, just your services." "You're gonna do a murder on my services and leave me alive?" "Kinda, yeah, but 'doing a murder' seems a little- You know, how have we made a movie about a killer robot from the future before we made a name for this particular situation we're in?!"

That 'human lunch break' thing got my imagination going. So, you know. Canned human.

A quick google search tells me it came from when clans a long time ago got rid of unwanted people, they would burn their house, but once again, this is just a search so it could be completely wrong

Defenestration is such a funny word since we have a word for that but not the day after tomorrow

@@dragonkidd1644 Blame the Czechs for that one, for some reason they have a kink for throwing people in positions of power out of the window, leading to the word being coined in the first place. Also, I'm in favor of the word overmorrow returning to common use, it'd be quite handy.

​@@dragonkidd1644overmorrow

Made me think of Dominic Cummings.

Fried is what will happens if you happen to be covered in oil, whilst being fired. Otherwise you’re can be cooked, or baked if there’s some green on your pocketses, or even toasted, if you’re some kind of bread.

@@valeriafontoura8850 So, it depends on your job? Like if you work as a mechanic and and are covered in oil, you get fried? 🤔 What about roasted? What job would you get roasted from?

​@@my3dviewsif u work @ Kenny Roger's Roasters, duh. :-)

@@valeriafontoura8850 Fried is what happens when you smoke weed.

@@JeansWithPockets541and fired is what happens when you fail the random drug test

I don’t mind Daniel Thrasher’s ads too actually

Viva la dirt league too!

Harry Mack's ads are also very entertaining. (Freestyle rap)

ad on any other video: SKIP! ad on a RG vid: oooh! more adstronaut lore! i hope the alien is in this one! oh, i missed a bit, lemme rewind!

Ikr, I'm actually disappointed when there's no ad lol. When there is, it's like two skits for the price of one!

So you're saying they did the window thing to you? Are you, at present, alive? Should we consider, maybe, putting them in a room?

@@brucebaker810 I'm still alive. Just in a tremendous amount of pain. Yes, please, put them in a room so they can't do this again. Preferably a room with no glass rectangles on the walls. Perhaps they can put something else in the way to prevent them from doing the window thing to themselves while in the room.

@@SSJfraz agreed. No windows in their rooms. A guy in a wig and a VERY large mustache might decide we're gonna do the window thing to them. But they have to wait. And can't jump the gun...window...endy thing themselves.

So you have now proceeded from calling people you know "they," even though you know when it's a man or a woman, to even calling YOURSELF "they". Talk about media controlled. I'd like to explain first of all that "they" is several people, not one, but I'm afraid you're just gonna say "no, the media declared that they'd use the word wrong so I'll throw out all independent thinking and obey them."

Right? Some really good gags are in the ads, makes it worth watching all the way through.

absolutely! i love the ad-stronaut lol

EVERY department's job is to protect the company's interest rather than you. You can have the nicest manager in the world and at the end of the day, you as an employee are a problem. You're part of the expense column, and if they can figure out a way to keep your position productive while making you less expensive, company profits increase. Yay for an economic system that makes the existence of humans a problem that needs to be overcome.

@@KaleRylan It's more complicated than that. Synergy effects and other things tend to make it so that you can do more with fewer employees over time, until the market is saturated, at which point you can either find or create new markets to saturate, or let people go. There are two problems with the latter: Unpaid ex-employees tend to buy less stuff on account of them having konkoney to do so, which means the demand side of the market shrinks even further, driving a vicious cycle. The other problem is that people who aren't employed find other uses for their time, like pro-active wealth distribution, creating alternative ways of distributing resources, or revolutionising politics. Sometimes all three at once. Which means keeping people busy is more important that the work getting done. Even more important than the work getting done effectively or cheaply. Fortunately, creating jobs is super easy: Just outsource them. This way, managing the employees is someone else's problem, and you can tell yourself that you are saving money by sharing the resources with other companies. Instead, You hire people whose job is toansge the outsourced work and the relationships with the companies that you outsourced the work to, while still paying for the same work. More, actually, because everytime the company you outsourced the job to cycles its employees you have to train them again for doing the work specific to your company. But in the saldo column, those outsourced job workers can be paid substantially less, and even if they end up having monopoly on knowing how stuff works at your company they won't occupy valuable management positions. You will merely be forced to renew the contract with their company, potentially at a higher price. What I'm getting at is that protecting the company's interests is not actually about increasing profits. Profits are the shareholder's interests, and nothing is more profitable than gutting a company, stripping it of all assets and selling the dead remains. For a company to stay healthy it is better to reinvest its revenue.

Only the aftermath is super difficult, very much an inconvenience.

It's a little more effort to set their house on fire, like they did in the olden days, but quite satisfying.

This comment is why I always browse through the comments after watching... 😂

Am very disappointed, he did not make a back-flip, snapped HR-guys neck and saved the day 😭

Wow wow wow

Well if he survives, he can be the first person to sue for damages and get a ton of money🤔

And then he dropped out the window, snapped his neck and saved the boss's money.

Ah yes defenestration, the favourite pastime of people from Prague. (Search up the three defenestrations of Prague)

​@@thomasgatley624 puppet history?

Extremely difficult, a huge inconvenience.😎

Whoops he got fired! Whoopsie!

But firing someone is tight.

@@peterwilkins7013 that’s true whoops Woopsie

Being fired isn't tight, but money can be when you're fired.

I mean the fired joke is from the pilot of Futurama in 1999

You misspelled cannon, and now I'm thinking of Ryan George flying out of a giant camera

"We are sacking you" "You're putting me in a sack!?"

Which made more sense back then because the only way you could get into a trade was to find a hot who already knew it and who agreed to take you as an apprentice and train you. His gain was that he got you as free help until your apprenticeship was over. When to became journeyman he would usually give you your own tools and set you up as junior partner to start learning the business aspect and finer secrets. It was very necessary for tradesmen to guard their secrets or they were out of work. If you were kicked out it was because you really screwed up, and he wasn't obligated to let you keep the tools he gave you and to try to start a rival business that might harm his own. And for as much as people think that sounds horrible now, it was actually a huge opportunity to be considered good enough to take on as an apprentice, it was like getting into a good school today. Without that you had no chance of ever doing anything but drudging as a peasant your whole life.

In the States, only higher ups get severance packages. The peasants get nothing but the cardboard boxes.

me 20 times under 10 years

Same.

He’s just creating scripts and reading all the parts himself, also very sustainable he doesn’t have to pay any writers or actors