The Fishcast - Jerma Streams Seaman (Long Edit) 

A Timeline of Important Historical Events according to Jerma: -1776: Renown 1400s Italian explorer Christopher Columbus signs the Declaration of Independence -The British invade America, but are repelled. -America gains its independence. -Two big wars happen between lots of countries -The computer comes out -AOL becomes the first company to offer internet -Netscape the browser becomes Mozilla -Faster internet is created -Everyone loses their minds -Present day.

Something about Jerma panicking and trying to get a dying digital fish abomination that barely speaks English to understand a concept of heaven and feel peace in its final moments actually made me a little emotional. He’s such a kind soul

Can’t believe he missed the Seaman calling him Pookie when he was calling him Garfield. Pookie is Garfield’s stuffed bear!

Seaman cold-reading Jerma's height insecurity was absolutely hysterical

1:26:54 it killed me when the seaman interrupted him to call Jerma a virgin cuck and insult his masculinity. This game is fucking wild.

"I'm gonna teach him the alphabet... A..." *looks down at notes* "B..."

Jerma calling countries anthems "theme songs" is Jerma behavior

DEVOUT streamer attempts to teach SUBHUMAN AQUATIC MONSTER concept of CHRISTIANITY in order to prevent FISH PERDITION

Start of the stream: "Whats your birthday? :3" End of the stream: "What do you think about School Shootings Mr. Elbertson?"

jerma and frogman tuck their hair behind their ears at the same at 4:44:25

AFTER GOING "HEY, GARFIELD!" AT 1:15:33 , THE GILLMAN (GARFIELD) REPLIES "Thanks, Pooky!" WHICH IS A CLEAR REFERENCE TO THE CANON GARFIELD'S TEDDY BEAR "POOKY" HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO?

This fish game was my first exposure to Jerma. It was a random recommended video with clips from the stream, but at the time I wasn’t aware that it was from a stream. I didn’t even know what a stream was, so the format of the video was alien to me. He would talk at the camera and have back and forth conversations with imaginary people. Sometimes he would freak out or have mild bursts of anger towards the camera. He ate a pizza and bragged about it to no one. He put a microphone in his mouth and then ran away because of germs. The way he spoke to the camera, all I could think was “This guy hates his audience.” Very unhinged first experience, 10/10 streamer.

every so often the universe forces me to watch the jerma seaman stream again but at least this time its only 6 hours and not 12

him trying to teach the baby seaman is so cute😭

when seaman asked jerma about politics you could see the pain in his eyes

those two seamen are gonna get swooped by a hawk 17 minutes after leaving the tank

"put down the knife" "is your significant other in the room with you right now?"

I was wondering why Jerma knew so many of the lyrics to O Canada but then I remembered he was from Boston so he probably learned it by watching hockey.

"don't even use your garbage disposal, it's fuckin scary" you love to see jerma constantly referencing his deadly fear of electric devices that reside in your kitchen I'll admit tho as a canadian I'd probably be terrified of a garbage disposal too, I've never seen one in person I'd react like a caveman hearing a blender turn on

i fell asleep to this. imagine when i woke up early morning i heard two voices. one who in my drowsy state didn't recognize as jerma and the other an old man. here he is, continuous philosophical questions answered by a mysterious voice was enough for me to break my drowsiness to check where the noise was coming from. imagine my surprise when its actually jerma and a fucking fish with a mans face and not two demi-gods communing with one another

it’s actually crazy how many lines this old game has depending on what you say.

34:03 I think it's adorable that he's trying to say words a child would like

Only stream my girlfriend peeked in on me watching, she had never been exposed to him at all after an hour or so i leaned over and asked her what she thought of him, she replied " he's a bit deranged isn't he " Even people with no exposure to jerma think's he's deranged

I can't believe the seaman instruction booklet states that we live in a society

4:49:14 I love the slow, curious looking up and the head turn that Jerma does the moment he hears "poor, disturbed kid". It's like, "Wait a minute, where is this going?" followed by exactly what you expected.

This stream needs to be mandatory jermamite viewing

1:26:54 "I want to na-" Seaman: you fucking VIRGIN

* nibbles on pizza like the politest little mouse you've ever seen * "God I'm the most disgusting human being on the Earth"

I didn’t expect the Seaman to be such a philosophical entity

I was expecting Lifeline levels of voice recognition but this really blows that out of the water. Genuinely impressed by how well it picks Jerma up and how much it can talk about.

hearing the baby voices turn to grown men was terrifying for me

I never wanted to hear someone share my hatred of daylight savings as much as Jerma. Fucking great guy, lol

the cut to future jerma talking about how his old chair sucked is so funny lol

The fish's dated obsession with the computer is so beautiful. I don't know why I love it so much it's not nostalgia it's just the concept

1:18:02 I love how he was about to do a bit but was shocked by the guy talking about the fish killing each other

2:46:39 Jerma ate some of a raw onion on Critikal's stream months ago. Maybe that one guy in chat was a time traveler.

the parts where Jerma has to black out the audio on the more trickier questions feels like a movie scene where a gang guy puts a person underwater while they're still talking when they don't get the answer they want

4:54:26 it’s very telling that when asked about his spiritual beliefs his mind immediately goes to Otto :)

Skye please make sure you’re going to therapy or getting the proper help needed after having to edit this.

idk what's funnier - the seaman calling Jerma a virgin or pointing out how he's insecure about his height

Fun fact: the voice actor for seaman also played the main character in Deadly Premonition

25:03 The one person who wanted a clip of Jerma milking a cow is probably freaking out right now

I'm leaving this comment just to say "thank you" for all the videos you have made over the years. I have had cancer (desmoid tumors) since I was 15. I am mostly stuck at home due to the combination of illnesses, chemo, and surgery complications I am still living with. I can get really bored at home, and your edits of Jerma are the exact thing I look for. Having essentially full streams with all the "downtime" cut out is great, and I can't imagine how many hours you've spent putting these together. I hope you have people in your life able to understand how hard you're working. Just know that a sick guy on the internet really appreciates it!

1:26:56 is by far the funniest thing Seaman has said so far, it caught me so off guard 💀

32:36 reality sets in for jerma 45:23 new keyboard reveal 1:22:33 jerma makes a parallel with seaman and ben shapiro 1:36:35 boomer levels rising, jerma recalling the early days of the internet 1:50:14 jerma recalls spotting the vroomer while walking otto 1:55:46 throats the mic lmao 4:44:25 political fishcast starts

Oh my god! Finally, an abridged version of this series of streams!! It was a real slog to sit through the full ones I’m ngl. I love Jerma, but it was a lot of dead air lol

when Jerma talks about how streaming changed him from the old RU-vid days, i like to think that journey started here. it’s like a psychopath origin story.

I remember falling asleep to this stream behind my computer desk, dreaming about naked fish-amphibia men living in my kitchen, and frantically waking up to him still playing the game, talking with these frog freaks. Nevertheless, wonderful work on the edit!

Every single person was saying he is attractive and he was pretending that only 60% thought he was

The Virgo roast by some sentient man fish was uncalled for 😂

His face when it said “bad touch bad touch” LOL

It just goes to show how good of a streamer jerma is when the EDITED video of a 12 hour stream is over half the length of the original stream. And while he's playing some fish game. Absolute phsycopath.

Gillman: “*gibberish*” Jerma: “IN 1776, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS-“ 1:01:15

Actually jealous of your patience to edit a stream like this lmao

I like that anytime Jerma accidentally has a picture of himself naked in the OBS cache he is in the exact same position as he currently in

pausing the game for reflection after the bad touch had me crying with laughter

I would have started freaking out if when Jerma started saying "You aren't real." That stupid fish started spouting some philosophical rant like "Reality, is subjective. From my point of view staring out the other end of this glass you aren't real." Edit; What the fuck I didn't expect it to actually take this route.

1:14:48 "whats your name?" "DEATH! 😄" this really tripped me out after the seaman literally cannabalized his two brothers

This stream was such an experience, watching Seaman's questions grow more and more philosophical and personal, then seeing Jerma get more and more flustered with each answer.

that final tapping segment actually made me feel like i was losing my mind

Jerma getting all excited and giving a lil nod to the chat when he finally can flex on the fish

Wow. Comparing this video’s length to the full unedited version, half of this stream really is just Jerma turning the Dreamcast off and on again

the cut to jerma saying his old chair sucked was gold 🤌🤌

It really is a shame that the sequel to this game never got a western release, I hope one day Sega will rectify this

One of the most bizarre and interesting games I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching, played by one of the most bizarre and entertaining people I know, edited by one of the best and most talented Jerma editors. Life is good.

2:48:24 He ate a hotdog during a darksouls 3 stream when fighting Darkeater Midir. I remember him commanding the summoned chat members with a mouth full of hotdog. I don't know why i remember this.

Light years ahead of siri, whoever did this used some black magic.

Honestly I now have a weird appreciation for this game. I originally thought it was a joke game made by weirdos but the way sea man talks is interesting and sometimes insightful and I'm always wanting to know what happens next.

Mental streamer talks to fish for 11 hours, now in condensed format

5:36:10 honestly the only time i heard Jerma produce a melody that isn't ear piercing

I woke up around 3:15:35 and until I could fully realize what was going on, this stupid sound kept playing and even happened in the dream I was having

this entire stream is so surreal

Those political questions from Frogman were the wildest few minutest of gameplay footage I've ever seen in an early 2000s game.

1:55:49 one of the best parts of the stream. when jerma freaks out about shoving the dirty mic in his mouth.

“Thanks Pookie” - Garfield

"im not even streaming anymore, this is just 'Frog Has A Fucken Podcast'"

this went from taking care of a fish dude to a raving frogman's podcast

10:02 "potential porographic consequences" is very funny to me

I'm not sure why it was so funny jerma described breathing as nuclear fusion

Three hours twenty minutes in to this edit and Jerma somehow clearly doesn't understand that they have generational memory

49:30 loved the way he looked at jerma right after saying that

Seaman was one of my favorite games as a kid. Getting to experience someone else experiencing it for the first time like this, with a group, it kind of magical. I appreciate you putting this together

Probably one of the most iconic streams, thanks for all the effort!

Its 3am where i am rn and im going through a lot of painful stuff. So im really glad RU-vid recommended this video because ive just found it so funny and so sweet how jerma really tries to take care of these abominations. The bit with him thinking greg is threatening his dad made me laugh aloud and im really grateful for that. Idk. Sappy cringe moment

Jerma is genuinely one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen lmao

ah yes, the Canadian theme song

THANK YOU. 11 hours of pure pain.

Buddy started a therapy session with the fish halfway through

27:13 jerma has zero understanding of chemistry, which is why he uses mechanical weapons like meat grinders rather than chemical weapons.

I love how whenever Jerma plays a game for this long his accent always come through

What a wonderful game and stream, thank you for making this edit. This is the perfect combination: an old and semi-obscure game with a sarcastic, oddball sense of humor, made for a short-lived game console. Plus, the unhinged humor of Jerma, who is desperately trying to keep this creature alive while slowly unravelling. The awkward and archaic artifice of this 20-year-old relic born from a strange venture that ended in financial disaster clashing violently with a man who is simply trying his best to entertain thousands; there's not a lot like this out there, it feels like some avant garde film. I feel ashamed for not watching this earlier, given that I am a big Jerma fan. Going through this over a few days felt like a little journey, I find myself feeling a sense of endearment towards the Seaman and the game developers that created him; they're truly funny people. I hope they're doing well -- the same goes for you, Jerma, and all who viewed this and enjoyed it.

4:32:20 kaufee, cheedos, chickenn

i just noticed this but i think it’s really funny how jerma asks seaman about politics in the beginning of the stream and once seaman actually asks him his political stances around the end jerma is just silently dying over it lmao

jerma becoming so distressed when the frog talks politics is hilarious to me

1:56:32 Jerma fans after playing baseball

27:12 Truly we cannot begin to understand the inner workings of this man's mind

17 hours old and this video is already a classic

Another Skye banger, can't wait to watch this on repeat for the next week

Jermas voice sounded so handsome in this stream

this is such perfect timing ive wanted to watch the seaman stream but i cannot do 11 hours may god bless your soul