Wow the “WiggerMan” 😂 I thought I was the only one who noticed he changed the way he spoke around certain people. He does the same thing in Exit Wounds, and Half Past Dead, and a bunch others too.
I'll have to listen to that one, dude, thank you! It's been a hoot looking into all these different podcasts making fun of Seagal as research, because he is such a plentiful bounty of mockery.
Glimmer Man and Exit Wounds were both pretty good Seagal movies. With Under Siege 2: Dark Territory and Out for Justice, I'd say he had some really good ones there.
I still watch this every time it's on. On a side note, I got to meet his stunt double, Joel Peters, while working on his house. He had pics of him with Steven. Looks just like him but bigger!
@12:08 "The jokes are so bad you'd actually think they were written for Marlan Wayans!!!" HHAHAAHAHA!! That's one of the sickest burns on the internet!!!
Yes indeed, that's definitely a potential review. And if you've heard the behind the scenes stories that Heigl has about Seagal on that flick...HOO BOY.
This is my favorite Joe Blow thing that's ever existed. You were already my fav JB content creator (your personality is actually very funny), but this is EASILY your funniest vid!
"Steven Segal Law Man" I believe it was. Whenever he spoke to black people he suddenly was fluent in ebonics. To bad he was charged with sexual assault. That ended his law enforcement career quick
Dude, I watched Executive Decision in theatres with my friend and the entire time we were saying to each other: "He's not really dead, is he? He's totally going to show up in this scene..." We kept saying that all the way up to final credits.
@@DVX_BELLORVM For sure! I was thinking the same. Like you expect him to bust through a wall like Kool-Aid Man and save the day with his shitty ass ninja skills and even worse acting. How the fuck did that guy get famous? How?! I've never met anyone who liked his acting, even a little..
Hard 2 kill & marked for deathwill for ever be 1 of my favorites by him! I get people make fun of dude now but back then he was on top he made some good movies to! His only down fall was that he never let his character take damage or even get hurt so it became predictable
For 1996's The Glimmer Man, veteran filmmaker John Gray has brought veteran Emmy and Oscar nominated editor Donn Cambern to cut this. This was their second collaboration in thirteen years. In addition, Oscar nominee Mark Warner who did some additional editing and since 1978, he was as an associate editor on Coming Home, Uncle Joe Shannon, Being There, Raging Bull and I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can and from there he moved up to full time film editing for television and features from 1982's Rocky lll to present. He was an Emmy and Oscar nominee. In fact, both artists did such an amazing job on this long awaited troubled production for Warners and has now becoming an cult following for all ages alike!
11:45 kill shot 💥. I'm dead, you got me laughing so hard. I'd like to imagine him watching this getting pissed & calling his agent saying "Call RU-vid's producers i want him blacklisted...what do you mean it doesn't work that way...😭😭😭"
A list of *MARTIAL ARTS buddy duo/Buddy cop films from the 90s* : - SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO - DOUBLE TEAM - DRIVE - KNOCK OFF - BLOODMOON - GLIMMER MAN - MARTIAL LAW 1&2 - BACK IN ACTION - TOUGH AND DEADLY - MARTIAL LAW (the TV series with Sammo hung :v)
This feels so much like Last Boy Scout. Only with Keenan Ivory instead of Damon. And Seagal instead of Willis. And no Joel Silver to help produce the thing.
Also with a incoherent script and dull action scenes at least Damon and Bruce you had a feeling they were in trouble these two sleep walk through this film
Steven Seagal:'' I just read this weird comic , that has to do with a masked detective , that punish crime , its called ''The Batman'' , yea i might use that ''no killing rule'' in my movies , is kinda boring , but whatever , people seems like this ''' That's how the ''spiritual awakening'' 1:18 happened ,lol
This is actually the only Seagal movie I have seen, I remember watching half of Nico when I was a kid and laughing at the chubby dude doing the Kong-Fu slaps and couldn’t take him serious after that 😂😂
Like Richard Benjamin's City Heat (1984) was a cult hit with audiences alike but John Gray's The Glimmer Man (1996) did the same thing, thirteen years later. Both films were distributed by Warner Bros Pictures and both were filmed at Universal Studios in Universal City, California USA.
I thought I'd never seen this film. But I remember that credit card scene. So I must have seen it but don't remember anything except the credit card. Says it all really.
Can’t even enjoy his movies drinking to laugh at, I’ve tried. His movies up to Under Siege were ok but with so many other better movies to watch, why bother? Thanks for the funny review!
Actually Seagal's fights aren't violent , they are more like hilarious. He stands in one place and swings his pudgy hands around the place and special effects does the rest. As an action hero he was the biggest con.
Actually thats what made him cool. You had to stand out in the oversaturated one-man-army genre of the time. He was the cool suave killer lol. Also dont let the Seagal jokes fool you, he is legit, ask Anderson Silva or Macheda
I thinks is one of the decent Steven Seagal movies. Still better than fire down below or on deadly ground🤢 And the casablanca scene with keenen ivory wayans was hilarious. The action was great and the ending was good. But I think is not of his best flicks, only not his worst. Under siege 1 & 2, hard to kill, machete, executive decision, above the law, marked for death are the best. THE GLIMMER MAN, Out of justice, exit wounds are his decent movies. On deadly ground, fire down below, half past dead, the patriot are the worst movies and also his direct-to video movies 🤮🤢
Definitely not true. Especially on In Living Color (his own show), he was totally outplayed by his brother Damon. Actually watch the show man. This is well established.
I actually really enjoy this film and feel that it's Seagal most underrated film. Just feel it should have been a 2 hour movie. Instead of a 90 minute movie.
Since you're doing seagal can you do a video on *VAN DAMME'S* THE SHEPHERD. That movie was directed by isaac Florentine who's known from the undisputed franchise.
I remember watching a documentary a while back on him and I think it said he changed his mind on killing people in movies halfway into production of the glimmer man so they had to change a bunch of scripts and stuff because he wouldn't come out of his trailer till it was done on his terms, haha not sure though could be wrong but if that is true then bloody hell. He flops his arms around like a Seagal hence why he is named Steven Seagal haha
Seagal actually had a comeback in 2001 with the Joel Silver produced Exit Wounds, his costars were Eva Mendes. He lost weight for the role, but gone was the hard hitting realistic action moves of his earlier more successful movies- replaced by the wire-fu stuff that became popular after crouching tiger hidden dragon. None the less the movie opened at number 1 beating Enemy at the gates. Half Past Dead was the second movie after Exit Wounds and it was god awful trash that I'm sure flopped and in that one he was partnered with another rapper, Ja Rule. After that movie flopped he was then became a permanent fixture for the DTV market with some truly terrible shit. I don't watch them but from what I can tell most of his scenes now are him sitting down talking on a phone and barely doing anything.
