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The Great Wall - Movie Review 

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Chris Stuckmann reviews The Great Wall, starring Matt Damon, Jing Tian, Pedro Pascal, Willem Dafoe, Hanyu Zhang, Eddie Peng, Lu Han, Kenny Lin, Junkai Wang, Zheng Kai. Directed by Zhang Yimou.

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@shaolinpunkFTW
@shaolinpunkFTW 7 лет назад
Good Wall Hunting
@judeisurufernando674
@judeisurufernando674 7 лет назад
Guitar Phan best comment ever.
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 7 лет назад
Nice one.
@lornaginetteharrison414
@lornaginetteharrison414 7 лет назад
+ Guitar Phan: Kudos sir...your comment is awesome!!!
@micah4029
@micah4029 7 лет назад
Wall done
@jamescorby1000
@jamescorby1000 7 лет назад
I think it's great
@LocalMultiplex
@LocalMultiplex 7 лет назад
Did they make the lizard people pay for it?
@theclout6051
@theclout6051 7 лет назад
lol
@brendan7256
@brendan7256 7 лет назад
KingTekins I hope so
@edwardtang1977
@edwardtang1977 7 лет назад
KingTekins China made the world pay for it, 230 million earned so far.
@TooCooFoYou
@TooCooFoYou 7 лет назад
Truthseeker Actually, 170 million of those dollars come from China.
@HERITAGE12
@HERITAGE12 7 лет назад
well they pussy grabbed their queen if thats what ya mean ! :)
@technobatman1991
@technobatman1991 7 лет назад
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!
@RyanDaly
@RyanDaly 7 лет назад
Zach Davis Your comment goes with your icon
@praveensharma9893
@praveensharma9893 7 лет назад
* *YOU KNOW HIS NAME* *
@samjones6805
@samjones6805 7 лет назад
Praveen Sharma J
@vaclav_fejt
@vaclav_fejt 7 лет назад
Extreme ways are back again, extreme places I didn't know...
@WH250398
@WH250398 7 лет назад
Holy fuuuucking shit it's a dinosaur
@eido4220
@eido4220 7 лет назад
I don't care about whitewashing or anything but I think we can all agree that Matt Damon looks ridiculously out of place in this movie
@docholliday4292
@docholliday4292 7 лет назад
Neon Demon Agree with you, he looks like a cowboy showing up in a Sci-Fi movie! or is that more down to Damon's wooden acting and bored expression? also it looks all show and no go with little to care about.
@eido4220
@eido4220 7 лет назад
I'm Your Huckleberry yeah that's what I meant. Seems very forced.
@docholliday4292
@docholliday4292 7 лет назад
Neon Demon Yeah same here.
@realsarang
@realsarang 7 лет назад
i think whitewash is a serious thing. yes the movie can be misconstrued by the preview so people can dismiss it for being whitewashed but you CAN'T deny it when it's everywhere
@nachoolo
@nachoolo 7 лет назад
What do you think of when a white character is change for a black one (ie: blackwashing)? Because is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more common than whitewashing.
@alexisherrera88
@alexisherrera88 7 лет назад
Trump's favorite film
@colehartgrove1491
@colehartgrove1491 7 лет назад
The Amazing Geek Hilariously original.
@funDzAmEntal
@funDzAmEntal 7 лет назад
The Amazing Geek I knew it was coming Lol...
@DaPlasticPaddy
@DaPlasticPaddy 7 лет назад
The Amazing Geek I would think he'd be inspired by Chinese people who wanted to keep there culture and avoid outside influence.... Wait, are the Chinese racist now?
@LucianC137
@LucianC137 7 лет назад
XD
@Spider-Too-Too
@Spider-Too-Too 7 лет назад
You are not realdonaldtrump
@lancegrabow9432
@lancegrabow9432 7 лет назад
just because a film has fantasy elements doesn't mean its allowed to not make sense thematically
@MADARAISEPIC1
@MADARAISEPIC1 7 лет назад
True. It still needs to abide by its own established rules
@dysonlu
@dysonlu 7 лет назад
Lance Grabow Very true. There is a minimum of logic that you cannot escape. Bungie jumping as an offensive tactic against millions of fast monster is ridiculous. Escorting prisoners using soldiers armed with long ass spears held upright is ridiculous. Keeping these prisoners on the wall right where the battle takes place is ridiculous when they claimed these prisoners were valuable (that's why they didn't execute them). And on and on and on. What a stupid movie. If I were 12 years old, I might have enjoyed it.
@newaznazimuddin7090
@newaznazimuddin7090 4 года назад
A director has to compromise both chinese and american audiences.Where is creativity!
@SomewhereinIngerland
@SomewhereinIngerland 7 лет назад
I'm an idiot with absolutely no taste in movies whatsoever, and even I predicted this would be bad. It looks like a January movie that was pushed back for whatever reason. Perhaps they were afraid to compete with the cinematic masterpiece Monster Trucks.
@Eon2641
@Eon2641 7 лет назад
I dunno, it looked like it would be entertaining in terms of spectacle at least. Sometimes you just want to watch one big action scene and not give a fuck.
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 7 лет назад
Chap Mcbloke maybe
@pnmp8091
@pnmp8091 7 лет назад
It was released at the end of the last year in China. $170 million were made in China alone. It's just that type of CGI blockbuster films that do extremely well in China, like Warcraft, FF, Transformers, etc.
@Preedx2
@Preedx2 7 лет назад
In most of the world it went out in January so you are right :)
@nosuchthing8
@nosuchthing8 7 лет назад
Chap Mcbloke the only masterpiece is your use of sarcasm sir.
@Loopy_Kick
@Loopy_Kick 7 лет назад
Let this be a lesson to movie makers. Script is important also. People are wondering why their movie didn't do as well as they thought. It would most likely do better if they put as much effort/money on the script as they do on the actors and the effects. (-.-)
@aaronsmith3334
@aaronsmith3334 7 лет назад
Yay Me yeah it needs substance
@chris2kgreat
@chris2kgreat 7 лет назад
Yay Me go watch the movie. the movie is not as bad as Chris is making it out to seem. It has already grossed well over 300million so it is not doing badly. Do not critique it unless you watched it
@genaldgalicia5834
@genaldgalicia5834 4 года назад
i wasted 2 hours of my life watching this movie.
@masmets
@masmets 7 лет назад
I really wish that Pedro pascal was in better movies he's such a good actor
@masmets
@masmets 7 лет назад
Allan Alberts yeah I know but i meant in good movies
@Thegeekwiththephysik
@Thegeekwiththephysik 7 лет назад
He's in Narcos. That's even better than a lot of movies.
@markovelimirovic6086
@markovelimirovic6086 7 лет назад
YES
@BrynjarReynisson
@BrynjarReynisson 7 лет назад
Markus Mets Wasn't he in Game of Thrones?
@BrynjarReynisson
@BrynjarReynisson 7 лет назад
SyncKo He was Oberyn in Game of Thrones.
@Centurion-ph7gk
@Centurion-ph7gk 7 лет назад
The way matt damons acting looked in the trailers I knew this was going to suck
@hmongboy9161
@hmongboy9161 7 лет назад
some parts he look like he was gonna cry....lol
@mikester1290
@mikester1290 7 лет назад
FOREsight is a wonderful thing hey
@jumpstreet2425
@jumpstreet2425 4 года назад
The movie didn't suck one bit
@f.g9698
@f.g9698 7 лет назад
Trump is proud of this movie. Especially when the wall gets 10 feet higher...
@Wintermute01001
@Wintermute01001 7 лет назад
And he made the iguana dragon monsters pay for it!
@f.g9698
@f.g9698 7 лет назад
Donald J. Trump LMAO.
@mobsta163
@mobsta163 7 лет назад
Donald J. Trump financially or literally?
@kyotheman69
@kyotheman69 7 лет назад
he's not going make his wall, he be kicked out office before they even make it to 2 feet
@phantomprism7659
@phantomprism7659 7 лет назад
kyotheman69 yeah and after he gets thrown out of office terrorists will flood the country and murder us all. So it doesn't really matter anyway right?
@ShyGirl20012
@ShyGirl20012 7 лет назад
I saw this with my brothers last night, and they loved it. I'm so glad you made this video, because I feel exactly the way you do. Cheesy with empty characters. They could have done so much more with it. Great vid!
@LuffyLuffLuff
@LuffyLuffLuff Год назад
how old were your brothers tho
@dcaouki
@dcaouki 7 лет назад
If it was about a bunch of cheese, it would've been called the grate wall...
@queenielei5982
@queenielei5982 7 лет назад
Dennis Caouki same as the Chinese people think.
@mortarpestle.4267
@mortarpestle.4267 7 лет назад
Or if it were about vent shafts. #ventlivesmatter
@Nycrolieben
@Nycrolieben 7 лет назад
Dennis Caouki -- It would be considered grate-washing if it's shading was anything less yellow than gouda.
@spiritfired
@spiritfired 7 лет назад
CHRIS STUCKMANN PIN THIS. PIN THIS FUCKING NOW.
@lukelim5094
@lukelim5094 7 лет назад
made my day with the grate wall comment. thank you kind sir
@nickmattio3397
@nickmattio3397 7 лет назад
"Did Anyone Order Me A Plain Cheese?"
@msstevens7481
@msstevens7481 4 года назад
@Collidiscope 😀Hilarious but much needed after listening to this.
@Wagner5634
@Wagner5634 7 лет назад
Chris is my new alarm clock
@candiigurl7893
@candiigurl7893 7 лет назад
People are way too obsessed with race in films.
@teo4evermj
@teo4evermj 7 лет назад
candiigurl7893 I couldn't agree more!
@candiigurl7893
@candiigurl7893 7 лет назад
ブロンディブラック and I'm sure by "some people" you're referring to me, right? lol
@iam3048
@iam3048 7 лет назад
only implies what you project it to imply fix your inferiority complex then go outside
@brigandboy1425
@brigandboy1425 7 лет назад
People are way too obsessed with race.* There. Fixed it for ya.
@joe94c
@joe94c 7 лет назад
It's the regressive way..lets battle racism by focusing completely on their race and not their character traits
@hamzanaeem74
@hamzanaeem74 7 лет назад
So thats it huh? We some kinda the great wall?
@MrREAPERsz
@MrREAPERsz 7 лет назад
We're Blocking iguanas, it's what we do.
@auden9540
@auden9540 7 лет назад
That's MATT DAEEMOON the man who can climb anythaaaaang
@Anksh0usRacing
@Anksh0usRacing 7 лет назад
Donald J. Trump no one cares
@gws89
@gws89 7 лет назад
same score as the suicide squad that he felt disappointing.
@jetiscute1
@jetiscute1 7 лет назад
Hamza Naeem We some kinda dead meme?
@thekingofkong239
@thekingofkong239 7 лет назад
As a Chinese North American (Chinese Canadian specifically) I have to disagree with you Chris. Damon is playing the saviour character in this movie, without his character the Chinese army would not have won the war. If it wasn't for the object that Damon brings the Chinese would not have figured out how to beat the monsters. Also Damon wipes out monsters all on his own or with Pedro Pascal's character while it takes so many Chinese soldiers to defeat one or several of them get eaten by the monsters. Meanwhile Damon wipes them out like it's no problem. Unfortunately, he does play the white saviour of this movie. While I agree with your other points and am aware this is primarily a Chinese movie, there's no getting around the fact that Damon played the saviour character. It is offensive I think for Chinese people because surely a Chinese army that has been training for at least 60 years would know how to beat the monsters better than the 'european' man who came to witness one battle.
@Akihito007
@Akihito007 7 лет назад
Well since white people HAVE had to save the world multiple times and it was WHITE MEN who invented almost everything in the last 200 years and fought most to end worldwide slavery, you're welcome. China was a slave holding, brutal dictatorship through most of its history!
@thekingofkong239
@thekingofkong239 7 лет назад
I think you've misunderstood me. I never stated that Damon's character was evil, nor did I make egregious general claims stating that all white people are evil. I simply said that his character is portrayed as the saviour character of the movie, which he is. its a problem in Hollywood because all the movies we ever get contain characters, much like Damon's character going around the world saving non-white people. the root problem I am stating is that asian-north americans want to be represented in film as heroes, not just as people who need to be saved. It's simply asking for equal representation, not that white people shouldn't be heroes because they are in many circumstances. But when a film is portraying a battle that is occurring in China, it would nice to see the hero character as a chinese person as it does take place in china prior to the arrival of any european settlers or colonizers As for the other comment, I would encourage you to study the history of people groups that do not have white skin. I think you'll be surprised to know that many modern day inventions and civil rights movements (such as the abolishment of slavery) began with people of colour. For instance, one area where abolishing slavery derived from is the Bible, which in and of itself is a middle eastern text written by middle eastern and jewish men. In fact, the abolishment of slavery could be traced back to began over 2000 years ago to around the beginning of the spread of Christianity. Actually most major religions teach and promote the equality of all people groups, including slaves and people of colour. As for your last comment that China was a slave holding, brutal dictatorship through most of history... if you look at any country's history most countries had laws permitting slave holding and permitted the brutal dictatorship of slave owners towards their slaves. Canada, the United States, the United Kingdom, China, Australia, etc. Civil rights movements to abolish slavery didn't begin in one country, they occurred around the world in most countries. It just happens to have gotten the most amount of attention in the United States because news in the United States is highly publicized internationally. Keep in mind, North American countries are relatively young in comparison to our European, Asian, Australian and African counterparts. Many inventions that you are claiming have been made in the last 200 years by only white men I can almost guarantee were already by others around the world, of every ethnic background including white
@nohomers100
@nohomers100 7 лет назад
The film's largest investor, the Wanda Group (owner of Legendary Pictures) has good relationships with the Chinese government and the Communist Party of China. In December 2016, users of film review website Douban rated The Great Wall 5.4 out of 10, which is considered very low. On Maoyan, another movie review aggregator, the 'professional score' is only 4.9 out of 10.[37][38] On December 28, the Communist Party's official media outlet People's Daily published an article on its website severely criticizing Douban and Maoyan for doing harm to the Chinese movie industry with their bad reviews.[39] On the same day, Maoyan took down its 'professional score' for The Great Wall.[37] Fuck you China
@anakinskywalker3205
@anakinskywalker3205 7 лет назад
let's just face this : china wants to spread their culture and movie to global audience and bow themself down by making a white dude as a main character in one of their biggest budget movie. But they failed ... so yeah .....
@npcimknot958
@npcimknot958 7 лет назад
rootedpotato dude, if the chinese army who has been training for 60 years think bungee jumping and piking monsters one at a time is a good idea......lol..thats a shitty army lol. Thats where the novie lost me and i was just face palming lol. I'm a cbc, too lol
@JailanSimon
@JailanSimon 7 лет назад
CHRIS GROW OUT YOUR BEARD PLEASE
@pop2674
@pop2674 7 лет назад
Jailan Simon No more fucking hipster beards, please. Also beards are dirty and primitive.
@JailanSimon
@JailanSimon 7 лет назад
Aitor García but thinking that men that have beards are hipsters or dirty sounds like a very "primitive" way of thinking
@kalani2016
@kalani2016 7 лет назад
Aitor García roasted
@tobyharkin1865
@tobyharkin1865 7 лет назад
Beards are amazing! END OF!
@bobbiusshadow6985
@bobbiusshadow6985 7 лет назад
Till he looks like a bum?
@orinanime
@orinanime 7 лет назад
Chinese & foreign films .... don't have humor or big action scenese? Man I must have imagined a TON of movies that don't exist then
@orinanime
@orinanime 7 лет назад
Chris Lin But that's NOT ALL Chinese comedy, humor. They are just as multi faceted as other mediums in Other countries
@orinanime
@orinanime 7 лет назад
+111926721435062402238 I'm not talking about comedy relief in a drama or action movie. I'm talking about the genre of comedy. Also he said "big action scenes". Their action films have those too.
@gur262
@gur262 4 года назад
All European films are foreign. To him. I guess he's American? Taxi taxi is funny, so is.. I forgot what it was called, the movie about a disabled guy in a wheelchair and his caretaker with banlieue(French ghetto) roots
@blazegamer1817
@blazegamer1817 4 года назад
@@gur262 les intouchables !
@milesedgeworth132
@milesedgeworth132 4 года назад
@@lilithdvs13 I don't know what you count as "Chinese" but Stephen Chow movies are similar, in both script and acting, to western comedy films.
@Xoediac
@Xoediac 7 лет назад
I actually thought Matt Damon's appearance in this movie cheapened it, and so I skipped this one. I'm white, but I don't need white actors and actresses to enjoy a damn movie. Maybe I'm not the correct demographic.
@TentaclePentacle
@TentaclePentacle 7 лет назад
+X03 you are not very progressive are you. I am a chinese progressive I feel there are too many yellows in our movies. We need more representation for the white minority in china.
@Fools_Requiem
@Fools_Requiem 7 лет назад
The movie's cast is like 95% Asian...
@Patryyyyck
@Patryyyyck 7 лет назад
hope this is a troll comment, if it is so, noice b8 m8
@sneakybeaky2877
@sneakybeaky2877 7 лет назад
WizStorm Hey look, an alt right who thinks any white person who isn't a white supremacist= they hate themselves.
@sneakybeaky2877
@sneakybeaky2877 7 лет назад
WizStorm Because white supremacy is kind of what you're implying when you think a white person who can enjoy a movie that doesn't have a white protagonist must hate themselves and their own race.
@tophat4618
@tophat4618 7 лет назад
The Great Wall ad popped up as the first ad for this video...
@leehan-yeol7049
@leehan-yeol7049 7 лет назад
Zhang Yimou, the director who directed this film, isn't well known in America, and probably wholly unknown by Chris Stuckmann's audience. He's a legendary director who won acclaim in the 80s and 90s by making Chinese modern historical drama films that won numerous awards including top prizes at Cannes, Berlin, and Venice Film Festivals, a feat which few directors if any have been able to do. These Chinese period drama films are some of the greatest films ever made in my opinion. Oddly enough since the 2000s, he's been making a lot of commercial martial arts films, some of which have been pretty bad, and it seems this movie might be the worst. It's a real bummer that his legacy is getting tarnished by these recent films, but I would recommend viewing his earlier works, especially To Live among others, if you have the range to appreciate so-called "foreign films" LOL.. (I like Chris's channel, for his everyman and fanboy-like approach, but it's funny how Americans pretty much think Hollywood is the end all be all of cinema)
@morpheusdreamer
@morpheusdreamer 7 лет назад
Yea some of his earlier films like 'Raise the Red Lantern' and 'To Live' are fantastic! But now he seems to have been branded as China's premier director and since Hero makes increasingly commercial films. I think 'The Great Wall' comes off as really cynical and it won't attract people who like 'foreign films' and at the same time will put off a lot of general cinema-goers because it's a Chinese film. So it's kind of the worst of both. I wish he would return to doing the kind of Chinese period pieces he was known for but those won't be the kind of blockbusters that are increasingly expected in China these days.
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 7 лет назад
I keep telling people on RU-vid to watch his Chinese dramas. Many of them are very good.
@ryankwak1811
@ryankwak1811 7 лет назад
Asian Movie Enthusiast name checks out
@CardboardRobot7
@CardboardRobot7 7 лет назад
Ryungun Rie this is the only sane response to this review, thank you
@thesupremenecroticdakimakura
@thesupremenecroticdakimakura 7 лет назад
+morpheusdreamer With how the Chinese film industry is working right now, I won't have much hope for that. The casting reeks of pandering, and there's not enough places where Zhang Yi Mou's directing can shine.
@adamortego7499
@adamortego7499 7 лет назад
Thank you Chris for always being insightful and entertaining. It's great to see someone who has a deep love for film express it properly
@phoenixcompton914
@phoenixcompton914 7 лет назад
I got an add for the movie before the video played
@Nexus2126
@Nexus2126 7 лет назад
Phoenix Compton Welp. I got an ad for the Infinite Warfare bundle. ._.
@evelic
@evelic 7 лет назад
Your reviews keep getting more and more on point. I honestly belive that you deserve way more subs than Jeremy. Jeremy is good, but sometimes i cant stand his jumpcuts haha and i prefer a more cerebral approach to the reviews. Thanks for the content Chris.
@archieflintmac3911
@archieflintmac3911 7 лет назад
where is the trainspotting review?
@KaleLikesWaffles
@KaleLikesWaffles 7 лет назад
FLINT FILMS it doesn't come out in the US until March
@slan7
@slan7 7 лет назад
I'd love to hear Chris' review on the original Trainspotting and other films by Danny Boyle.
@archieflintmac3911
@archieflintmac3911 7 лет назад
KaleLikesWaffles God thank you I was worried
@ac14cmpunk25
@ac14cmpunk25 7 лет назад
FLINT FILMS In Germany its already out and it was really good Not as good as the first one but a cool sequel
@JuriAmari
@JuriAmari 7 лет назад
MrSpockFA There's a limited release coming to the US as well. I think it's the same time as Logan.
@coffeehawk
@coffeehawk 7 лет назад
Keep up the good work Chris: details and honesty (no pandering).
@alenafraskova6903
@alenafraskova6903 7 лет назад
For all you have said about this movie.....I really liked it and enjoyed it from start to finish. I wasn't expecting anything special from this movie and yet I have got a great time watching it :) stunning visuals, interesting battle scenes and interesting characters :)
@mrbee4life182
@mrbee4life182 Год назад
I Agree 💯 a great movie 👍🏻
@Caiyde
@Caiyde 7 лет назад
I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, to be honest. The characters aren't particularly fleshed out, but hey, I went in expecting bright colours, lots of explosions, crazy acrobatics and Matt Damon with a ponytail, and The Great Wall delivered on all counts.
@KaleLikesWaffles
@KaleLikesWaffles 7 лет назад
What is this, some kind of Great Wall?
@xG0BLES
@xG0BLES 7 лет назад
You're not funny.
@yonkocommander5531
@yonkocommander5531 7 лет назад
KaleLikesWaffles this is Jackie Chan, he's got my back
@dcskaeur
@dcskaeur 7 лет назад
Shiroblank Blankshiro I'd advise you to not get killed by him.
@newbooksmell4163
@newbooksmell4163 7 лет назад
I swear I know this joke has been overplayed SO much But I giggle every time! XD
@ronaldlovely3593
@ronaldlovely3593 7 лет назад
I saw it today. It was a fun movie. I loved the drums and the percussion. It was awesome.
@jumpstreet2425
@jumpstreet2425 4 года назад
Exactly people tripping, this movie was great.
@commess1
@commess1 4 года назад
@@jumpstreet2425 I totally enjoyed the movie. I guess I'm not as bright like most of the people here. But I enjoyed it anyway.
@KevinOoviedo13
@KevinOoviedo13 4 года назад
Jump Street24 yo fr all i see is bad comments about this movie i actually fuck wit it 😂
@KandiStomper
@KandiStomper 7 лет назад
I was wanting to watch this movie until I saw reviews. Had some serious potential.
@jadx2151
@jadx2151 7 лет назад
KandiStomper same! But I'll watch it to make my own opinion
@KandiStomper
@KandiStomper 7 лет назад
Jad X I think I will still watch it but, it'll be a download. I don't think i'll be paying theatre prices for this one.
@ericng7015
@ericng7015 7 лет назад
the battle sequences are quite good and massive, characterization, that's the other story
@budgieentertainment9931
@budgieentertainment9931 7 лет назад
I don't take reviews seriously, I am going to watch it tonight, I know for sure I'll love it .
@budgieentertainment9931
@budgieentertainment9931 7 лет назад
Watched it , loved it. Amazing movie , I'll watch again
@user-gi5cn3os4b
@user-gi5cn3os4b 7 лет назад
Raise your hands if you got a Great Wall advert for this video smh
@Machowesker17
@Machowesker17 7 лет назад
Aurzrm Nah ✋✋
@MNGN101
@MNGN101 7 лет назад
5:38 Holy shit Chris, thank you! I thought I was the only one who was sane and aware of this...
@matthewcurtis298
@matthewcurtis298 7 лет назад
I get giddy every time I see a movie review from you sir!! I have loved film every since I started working with it at the age of 14. I always had to watch the film I built in the projection room back in the day when we still had to figure out " heads or tails ", back when it was a professional occupation!! I became a film buff and I still am now that I'm 38. Love your reviews sir. Keep up the great work.
@kyleisreal_tv
@kyleisreal_tv 7 лет назад
I think I will save my money for Logan
@ulisesroldan2955
@ulisesroldan2955 7 лет назад
Killua Zoldyck 20$????you broke as shit son
@MiKey-cj2fo
@MiKey-cj2fo 7 лет назад
GohModley why you barfin son
@goodjobeli
@goodjobeli 7 лет назад
Lol I'm saving it for the Beauty and the Beast remake (too young for logan 😭)
@317ermac
@317ermac 7 лет назад
Who tf saves for movies
@mrj6073
@mrj6073 7 лет назад
Kids with pocket money.
@xXGuitarPickXx
@xXGuitarPickXx 7 лет назад
Chris's face in the thumbnail made me laugh so hard I spilled my cereal.
@UnravelingThreads
@UnravelingThreads 7 лет назад
Anyone else get a trailer of this movie before the video? lol
@UnravelingThreads
@UnravelingThreads 7 лет назад
Daniel Goeken Possibly worse than this movie lol
@ShakeSoft
@ShakeSoft 7 лет назад
Google traces your search, so no surprise here.
@UnravelingThreads
@UnravelingThreads 7 лет назад
Steve Rogers Good point, Cap.
@benjitodtenhagen4309
@benjitodtenhagen4309 7 лет назад
Cody Wagner somebody say my name?
@cert46
@cert46 7 лет назад
For chinese speaking people. Last name first, first name last. Hence, Zhang Yi Mou. Strange but so is MM/DD/YYYY
@MrJacobeee
@MrJacobeee 7 лет назад
I love it when Chris uploads at 1:00 in the morning!
@Anksh0usRacing
@Anksh0usRacing 7 лет назад
Jacob Elonen 4 in the morning you mean?
@jmctigret
@jmctigret 7 лет назад
I saw it this weekend and I enjoyed it
@kiToro945
@kiToro945 7 лет назад
I got here seconds ago without any notifications lmao
@yabloko6649
@yabloko6649 7 лет назад
Tay Boy when you live on youtube xD
@luzeliscarrasquillo1277
@luzeliscarrasquillo1277 7 лет назад
Glad you're feeling better Chris. Great job as always!
@claraskov
@claraskov 7 лет назад
Just went to the Cinema last night and watched Moonlight. I'm not sure, if you've seen it or talked about it - but I would LOVE to hear your thoughts on it!!! Please review it!
@jason-vm7my
@jason-vm7my 7 лет назад
Clara Mølgaard theres oredi a review for it
@MsAdbright
@MsAdbright 7 лет назад
Clara Mølgaard What score would you give it?
@claraskov
@claraskov 7 лет назад
Thanks, I just checked it out! MsTee I think I as right now would give it an A. I was so shocked, that it was over, that I actually said "No!" outloud in the cinema. I felt like there missed something. But I haven't really stopped thinking about it, as Chris also said. So maybe i'll see something, that I haven't figured out yet. What about you?
@earlchatterton9133
@earlchatterton9133 7 лет назад
I just saw Moonlight couple of days ago myself and though it was great. Not quite in my top 5 of 2016, but certainly in my top 10. Very emotional, but in a subtle, restrained way...especially that last 20 minutes with the two guys having their reunion.
@silentreactor97
@silentreactor97 7 лет назад
Clara Mølgaard I found it to be a good movie obviously but no where near to be a masterpiece in my opinion , I felt like a story like that was already made before , except this movie has a little different concept it still felt like a movie that was done before. But overall I would give it a B .
@kaneaquino8295
@kaneaquino8295 7 лет назад
So... If there exists White Washing, does there also exist other forms of tunings? Such as Black Bashing, Hispanic Hierarchy, and, in this case, Asian Assimilation?
@valorrepublic8059
@valorrepublic8059 6 лет назад
Kane Aquino I saw the last one on Pornhub the other day.
@bunthansephierothkong5478
@bunthansephierothkong5478 6 лет назад
Valentin Rybin lol xvideos man
@spiderman9972
@spiderman9972 5 лет назад
@@bunthansephierothkong5478 My man
@BrokeNerfing
@BrokeNerfing 5 лет назад
No, people are only allowed to be outraged when it has to do with white people. Its stupid.
@AnjanaBSubba
@AnjanaBSubba 5 лет назад
@@valorrepublic8059 okokokokok 😯😯
@masmets
@masmets 7 лет назад
So how many trump jokes do think this comment section will have I'm betting 50%
@FreakyTv2010
@FreakyTv2010 7 лет назад
Markus Mets 75%
@RaphaelBas1995
@RaphaelBas1995 7 лет назад
Markus Mets I'll say 37%. I wanna have faith in RU-vid for once, cause as funny as they are, I don't want them everywhere I go.
@fedexnman
@fedexnman 7 лет назад
Markus Mets Make Matt Damon great Again .... oh the protesters when was Matt Damon ever great now let me get back to destroying Starbucks ...
@RaphaelBas1995
@RaphaelBas1995 7 лет назад
Okay, 38%.
@jaredmartin7040
@jaredmartin7040 7 лет назад
Markus Mets Not as many as I expected tbh
@michaelgibbs8955
@michaelgibbs8955 5 лет назад
The inspiration for this movie Clue: "we need to build a wall"
@ineedsomespace3038
@ineedsomespace3038 7 лет назад
I got a The Great Wall ad before the video.
@mreverything2446
@mreverything2446 7 лет назад
Your videos are always on trending,that makes me proud.
@CyberLance26
@CyberLance26 7 лет назад
It seems with Hollywood movies that even if it takes place in other countries the main character must almost always be American and sometimes British maybe.
@alexturlais8558
@alexturlais8558 7 лет назад
CyberLance26 because if your skin tone is slightly lighter, you can't be sympathised with.
@CyberLance26
@CyberLance26 7 лет назад
Henry Ford It still feels weird that almost always with American movies the main characters must be American even if it takes place in other countries like the Grudge movies for example that takes place in Japan but got an American main character. And im probably one of the people that hates political correctnes and feminism the most in the entire world.
@cherryfries623
@cherryfries623 7 лет назад
CyberLance26 in American movies it makes since that the main character would be American as it is an AMERICAN movie. And just so you know, Americans aren't just white lol. This movie is not an American movie, though. It's a Chinese film.
@CyberLance26
@CyberLance26 7 лет назад
Cherry Fries I am aware that many of the people that worked on this movie are chinese but i still think its supposed to mostly count as a Hollywood movie and thats whats its being marketed as and the big reason why they made Matt Damon the main character instead of a Chinese guy is obviously to make the American audience happy. And even if Hollywood movies takes place in other countries its almost always a white or black American main character and sometimes maybe british people.
@colinthedogfromspaced9365
@colinthedogfromspaced9365 7 лет назад
YAY Chris is feeling better, my prayers worked.
@panagos2125
@panagos2125 7 лет назад
crouching tiger hidden dragon didn't have any white people playing still one of the best movies.
@canuck21
@canuck21 7 лет назад
As successful as CTHD was, it's not a big franchise racking in money. Yimou said that they wanted The Great Wall to be a franchise like Star Wars, Transformers, Fast and Furious, etc. I don't know what they were thinking but you can't make a franchise with just fighting dragons as a concept.
@Millicente
@Millicente 6 лет назад
Panos Tziastas that’s opinion. I for one never watched it because well... Asians.
@lzmunch
@lzmunch 6 лет назад
Haha those cantonese actors struggling with mandarin tho
@SpicyTexan64
@SpicyTexan64 4 года назад
Completely stupid movie
@thexsound6627
@thexsound6627 2 года назад
It has a weird vibe overall but I agree that the backlash is completely unwarranted. Damon's character is supposed to be a foreigner, and he seems like one all of the movie. Visually amazing, a great movie for casual viewing!
@Gears_Starting
@Gears_Starting 7 лет назад
When I had first saw a trailer for The Great Wall, I immediately felt that this was going to be a very generic creature movie that I would not be as interested in seeing. I know it is not the best thing to judge a movie simply by watching the trailer, and I wished it the best in success, but that was my default impression of what I saw.
@c.b.5535
@c.b.5535 7 лет назад
Gabe Lee I thought it was going to be like Attack on Titan
@leonardofarias8843
@leonardofarias8843 7 лет назад
At the beginning of the movie it says something like there are facts as to what happened and there are legends. This is one of those legends. So no, it's not exactly a true story lmao
@omisan771
@omisan771 7 лет назад
Chris, you really need to watch Zhang Yimou's older movies from back when he was talented, before selling out. Raise the Red Lantern, To Live, Ju Dou, Qiu Ju...
@denonmo2022
@denonmo2022 7 лет назад
可以很明确地告诉你,这个电影不应该叫the great wall应该叫“景田大战哥斯拉”。
@blipmachine
@blipmachine 3 года назад
This is my favorite Stuckmann thumbnail.
@pergproductions
@pergproductions 7 лет назад
Chris, have you seen Trainspotting 2 and can we expect a review?
@bolognivm
@bolognivm 4 года назад
So this movie wasn't good, but not terrible enough for a Hilariocity either.
@ap2582
@ap2582 7 лет назад
if Matt Damon's character doesn't bring that much to the role then why cast such a high-profile actor in the first place? why not get a high-profile Asian actor to take his lead and make the film exclusively that and take out any controversy that goes with casting a foreign actor in the lead role. what's the point?
@searsino
@searsino 7 лет назад
Solid review sir. Couldn't agree more. Might I recommend looking into sponsors such as Crest or Colgate in the near future? It is kind of distracting... Thanks!
@demacksful
@demacksful 7 лет назад
*insert Trump joke*
@Jack10016
@Jack10016 7 лет назад
ThatInsectDude 01 Loan*
@VixxKong2
@VixxKong2 6 лет назад
We should have made a bigger wall
@natemanning924
@natemanning924 4 года назад
*Laugh track*
@spencerschubert5001
@spencerschubert5001 3 года назад
The Mongolians are going to pay for it
@M0ebius
@M0ebius 7 лет назад
Did Stuckman watched the same movie as me? Damon was obviously portrayed as the hero. Who else would it be? He brought the secret weapon for beating the monsters, kills more monsters than anyone else on screen, learns to be honorable, and saves the day at the end along with the Girl. The only difference from normal conventions is that he didn't kiss the Girl at the end, though some feelings were sort of implied.
@jonmccray1086
@jonmccray1086 7 лет назад
that movie was way over-marketed in my opinion. to the point where it became annoying
@GTLargo21
@GTLargo21 7 лет назад
Glad you're feeling better, Chris.
@JakeG-gp4qt
@JakeG-gp4qt 7 лет назад
I've never been able to get into Chinese films. I thought Crouching Tiger was awful, and didn't care for Hero that much. Korean cinema is where it's at! 😉
@who_we_are______5926
@who_we_are______5926 7 лет назад
holy shit youre almost at 1 million subs! congrats.
@auntvesuvi3872
@auntvesuvi3872 7 лет назад
Wishing you a continued recovery, Chris.
@ericsilva4472
@ericsilva4472 7 лет назад
Hero AND House of flying Daggers?! Two of my favorites!
@EndCreditReviews
@EndCreditReviews 7 лет назад
I find it hypocritical that he went easy on this movie, but ripped Gods of Egypt a new one, despite the fact that both had the same problems. Gods of Egypt was not a good movie, but it's definitely not one of the worst movies in recent years.
@Mrbluefire95
@Mrbluefire95 7 лет назад
EndCreditReviews There's a difference between having a single white guy and having a country of people having the wrong skin color.
@Catubrannos
@Catubrannos 7 лет назад
+Mrbluefire95 Gods of Egypt was about the gods, not the people. Aside from that the original population of North Africa was caucasian. The majority of people who live in that part of the world today are still caucasian, though mostly darker skinned compared to those in Europe. The ancient Libyans, neighbours of the Egyptians, were not just caucasian, they were white. Egyptian paintings from the time show them with fair skin and brown hair. Ancient Egyptians looked like modern Egyptians.
@takackman9325
@takackman9325 Год назад
I just rewatched this movie last night. I didn't like it when I first saw it. Now having time to look back and see it all again I think it's kinda fantastic.
@spartacus2261
@spartacus2261 7 лет назад
I agree with what you were saying but I found it much more enjoyable to watch than a C
@jumpstreet2425
@jumpstreet2425 4 года назад
Heck yes, the movie was great and enjoyable
@jahannam6844
@jahannam6844 7 лет назад
That image of mucus and Flem was so satisfying while enjoying a bowl of oatmeal. Thank you Chris
@LulyTubee
@LulyTubee 7 лет назад
If you go in, keep this in mind, It is a completely, all around, sci-fi movie with a ton of CGI, then its worth watching, dont expect much character built in it. Also it is visually beautiful to watch. Ill give it a C+ maybe a B cause its the type of movie that if its on cable and im flipping chanels ill stop to watch again.
@LulyTubee
@LulyTubee 7 лет назад
Illusion you understood me enough to comment
@arnieleinibardo7346
@arnieleinibardo7346 7 лет назад
LulyTubee i agree with you...i don't understand all the people commented here on this video..I love the movie and I enjoyed it..I thought Commander Lin and Matt Damon would fall in love with eavh other hihi...such a good monster movie..a life-lesson too
@luccasouza5572
@luccasouza5572 7 лет назад
I got a "Great Wall" movie ad before this video
@johnberry2678
@johnberry2678 7 лет назад
So why are we focusing on Matt Damon if he's a non essential part of this massive Chinese army ?
@fridaa8771
@fridaa8771 7 лет назад
Because he introduces us to the Chinese army, problems and their ways. We get to follow his progress getting to know the wall. It's a little bit like Harry Potter not being from the wizarding world because then you can learn and understand with him what's going on instead of just being thrown into it.
@spencerr1983
@spencerr1983 7 лет назад
Honestly, I found him to be pretty high up there in white savior status. He rides in with the crucial element needed to stop the monsters, is an unstoppable bad ass, saves the lives of incompetent young foot solider several times, comes up with the idea to trap the monster and test the magnet, and is crucial to killing the queen in the final act of the movie. I'm not one to focus on race but hes not just a rank and file soldier that the review makes him out to be,
@kocashima
@kocashima 5 лет назад
@@spencerr1983 he has the macguffin which his idea only comes from hearing what the Generals are saying. It shows a mixing of ideas. The premise of capturing it to test is a simple idea for a European who brings up catching whales. However the Chinese folk bring the rest of the plan together. Matt also was not that essential in the final act as General Lin made the final blow, and needed someone to use the macguffin to land the hit.
@emilytreu2312
@emilytreu2312 3 года назад
Cus if you’re white watching this movie you are Matt Damon
@megawarrior4539
@megawarrior4539 7 лет назад
I had an ad for this film before the review
@KevinOoviedo13
@KevinOoviedo13 4 года назад
Damn all i see is bad reviews about this movie I enjoyed this movie 🤷🏽‍♂️ (where the people that enjoyed this movie at ?!)
@Bjjbhcoa86
@Bjjbhcoa86 3 года назад
I watched it for Pedro, the film was bad but he was funny :D
@WilliamAges
@WilliamAges 7 лет назад
Hey Chris, how about a review of "Red Cliff"
@Brink-ex1gv
@Brink-ex1gv 7 лет назад
All things considered, I would catch this movie. definitely, a popcorn movie at best from what I hear but at the end of the day, a C isn't a horrible grade.
@roselily9036
@roselily9036 7 лет назад
it makes a great popcorn movie nice visuals, battle formations, soundtrack basically a great movie for a cinema night
@Bayo106
@Bayo106 7 лет назад
id rather watch a clock than watch this movie again
@gabrielmachadobsb
@gabrielmachadobsb 7 лет назад
Hey Chris, please review A Cure for Wellness. I'm really looking forward to see what you think about it
@deenuk125
@deenuk125 7 лет назад
I got an ad for the Great Wall before this video
@Skyebright1
@Skyebright1 7 лет назад
abdullah hussian me too
@Machowesker17
@Machowesker17 7 лет назад
abdullah hussian Meee toooo.
@malvanlondon8683
@malvanlondon8683 7 лет назад
Well, I'm hearing a lot of sniffy reviews - but if you like the historical monster movie genre (like Ray Harryhausen) it's good fun. I enjoyed it. Don't be put off from going if you like this kind of stuff. Note, however, that in the second half it seems as if a few plot elements have been removed - perhaps to shorten the run time - which does leave one or two minor loose ends. They didn't matter that much, though. Having seen it, I'm going to buy it on Blu-ray at some point. I shall put it on my Blu-ray shelf next to Seventh Son and Clash of the Titans (two other movies that have been largely slated). Enjoy!
@therealpyromaniac4515
@therealpyromaniac4515 7 лет назад
Wow a Chinese director, that's rare
@marktuovinen3888
@marktuovinen3888 7 лет назад
hope you're feeling much better Chris!...great review...😊
@realsarang
@realsarang 7 лет назад
it can be misconstrued by the previews honestly, a lot of people thought it was whitewashed. BUT the topic itself in my opinion doesn't seem to get discussed more often which it should but people, black and white people , get offended so easily. whitewashed is EVERYWHERE let's not be indenial about it.
@RaySquirrel
@RaySquirrel 7 лет назад
Have you seen any of Zhang Yimou's earlier work, such as Ju-Dou and Raise the Red Lantern? They are much better than his big budget films.
@conorevilvillainmonologuem5448
This movie is based on a true story XD
@FmrFox-no6yk
@FmrFox-no6yk 7 лет назад
Thada Panichpakdee It Is?
@cherryfries623
@cherryfries623 7 лет назад
Peter Vo At the beginning of the movie it says something like there are facts as to what happened and there are legends. This is one of those legends. So no, it's not exactly a true story lmao
@KennethRathburn
@KennethRathburn 7 лет назад
The look on Chris' face in the thumbnail is absolutely priceless.
@js100serch
@js100serch 7 лет назад
I loved the movie, every minute of it, it was really entertaining, colorful and Jing Tian!!!, she's beautiful!!. I didn't know about the movie until one week before its release, I went in without prejudice, no whitewash bullshit in my mind. Shit I didn't even know it was a full chinese movie!!... I liked almost every aspect of it. The only thing I didn't like was the monsters. I didn't know it was a monster movie either so when they showed the monsters I got more excited so I expected more variety, bigger monsters or an entire hierarchy of monsters, you know, the usual stuff when you set up a monster race. But nah they didn't go deeper in that. For me it's a B, just for the lack of more monsters.
@kanemcadam1086
@kanemcadam1086 7 лет назад
i enjoyed it too, i learnt a long time ago to form my own opinion and not listen to critics.
@arnieleinibardo7346
@arnieleinibardo7346 7 лет назад
Kane McAdam yes..the movie is so nice..i love it..no critics!
@dennispremoli7950
@dennispremoli7950 7 лет назад
Watch a good movie please.
@dennispremoli7950
@dennispremoli7950 7 лет назад
And you clearly have 0 movie culture if you get excited by this abortion. I bet Transformer's was your favourite 2016 movie.
@arnieleinibardo7346
@arnieleinibardo7346 7 лет назад
Dennis Premoli sorry i haven't watch transformer hehehe...
@dignoragonzalez9652
@dignoragonzalez9652 7 лет назад
oh so you are sick. Hope you get better soon!!!;) I was really only expecting great cgi and action sequences as well as Matt Damon being his usually awesome self, so I guess the first and last expectations are a bit off lol Man, I really love your shirt!!! Where!?
@MG-qw5bf
@MG-qw5bf 7 лет назад
Jesus was a white savior
@youngrichards8065
@youngrichards8065 7 лет назад
fat midget Jesus wasn't white tho 🤔
@earlchatterton9133
@earlchatterton9133 7 лет назад
Jesus was white...?
@MG-qw5bf
@MG-qw5bf 7 лет назад
yes
@freekykeeky3626
@freekykeeky3626 7 лет назад
fat midget He wasn't. He was middle eastern
@bergonath8851
@bergonath8851 7 лет назад
Why the fuck not. Fuck it, let's make him blonde, with blue eyes and shit. Oh yeah, let's make his shit white too. I know he is imaginary, but at least try to be more realistic about your magic daddy and his half-god son.
@trovuong
@trovuong 7 лет назад
I really hate how marketing decisions interfere with a film's storytelling. Casting Matt Damon simply to sell more is a poor choice and, as Stuckmann stated, caused him to be really out of place among the cast. If it HAD to be a European character with someone famous Westerner portraying him, it should at least be an actor who has experienced working with a foreign background. Christian Bale worked with Zhang Yimou in The Flowers of War and he was all right. He would've fit in just fine, if not much better than Matt Damon.
@bluessax5089
@bluessax5089 7 лет назад
If Matt Damon is not the "Great White hope" it would be nice for a Black or Hispanic actor not be the "Great Brown hope". The people who made that movie pretty much sold out in my opinion because they did make Matt Damon the great white hope for marketing reasons. I though "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" was a marvelous movie and done with an all Asian cast! Didn't is win the oscar?
@aaronblack2101
@aaronblack2101 7 лет назад
jason gay there will never be another crouching tiger
@bluessax5089
@bluessax5089 7 лет назад
Who knows, but Matt Damon is presented as the Great White Hope as he is used to make the movie more marketable in America. I think we all agree that is a fact. I like this channel and I like Matt Damon, but in this situation I'm right. Otherwise, they would've used Denzel. I am Really glad that Donnie Yen is breaking into American movies!!! Donnie Yen is the Man!!!
@bluessax5089
@bluessax5089 7 лет назад
Oh MrKockNoker, I guess your either very ignorant or very racist. I guess you forgot that Egypt is part of Africa and was once of the most advanced civilizations ever. Fortunately, I believe that racists ideologies will soon be a thing of the past and we will all judge each other not by the color of their skin but the content of their character.
@bluessax5089
@bluessax5089 7 лет назад
Seems you believe in "Alternative facts". I don't believe that any race is better than any other and I appreciate the contributions of every race, sex and religion that exists on this planet. Many of the ancient Egyptians had pitch black skin, everyone knows that as Jesus had skin like "Burned Brass". I respect all people and it's a pity that Trump is giving so many people the excuse to be more outwardly racist. We can only move forward together and if your not about that then you'll just be left behind. Back to my original statement, Matt Damon was obviously used as the great white hope in order to make the movie more marketable. That's just my opinion.
@bluessax5089
@bluessax5089 7 лет назад
My God, harsh views but it's your right to have them. God bless America
@siriosstar4789
@siriosstar4789 Год назад
It was/is a visual feast . as you stated the characters didn't draw on in so to be entertained it had to come from the very creative monsters and beautiful sets . i enjoyed it on that level alone
@tinktink360
@tinktink360 7 лет назад
Those suits the Chinese people wore were Amazing!
@jordanmcmichael6682
@jordanmcmichael6682 7 лет назад
Great VID STUCKMANN!! Grow.That.Beard! Grow.That.Beard!
@uniworkhorse
@uniworkhorse 7 лет назад
I loved this movie! Pacific rim style!
@neilvarma
@neilvarma 7 лет назад
It's fascinating to see how Chinese and American tastes and customs in filmmaking mix and match and contradict with each other
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