Tomb Raider - The Movie Everybody Forgot 

Yep. Because media thinks people like to relate to being poor for some reason.

They're called SJWs. And like all of them they are forgettable but for the fact they are puritan snobs... EXACTLY like the actress that played Lara in this remake of the VIDEO GAME remake!!

@@godric443 oh you schooled him hahaha

@@godric443 free money from stripping? or onlyfans? camgirl work?

Drinker at one point talks about a hot tub, but I think people were looking at something else.

Himiko: "Just Because"

I ugly laughed at that

And why not just bury her 100 meters underground, covered with rock and soil. Why make a tunnel with traps to her location? It makes zero sense.

So you see...

By the way, the real Himiko died in 248 AD, when none of those traps or mechanisms could be made.

Touchè 😂

Noice😂

Yeeaaahhhh!!!!

Damn, that is true.

Hired?..... not likely... the A.J. version is unbelievably rich also. Could probably just mention it...and then she’d do it just for fun.

Good for you Jasper

Amen!

Sing along with the common people.

There were legit reasons she might have been poor, such as if Suspicious Business Lady instead stole Lara's money. So in order to find her dad, she has to work with Sketchy Military Person who ends up being Villian. Not great, but five minutes of thinking got a better premise than this multi-million dollar film.

So you watch movies just to see how rich people lives

Carlos Maza approves :3

The world is upside down

Go fig

I thought it was Harry Potter post surgery

its because they get hacks to write the script.

It's not a remake, it's an entirely different story based on the tomb raider reboot game.

He had a fistful of kebab

He ate his snickers

Oh, that's why I recognise her.

That was a good movie.

Her talent was wasted in this movie.

Ouch!

Plus she showed some skin at the end

big oof

Cyclists don't give a fuck over here.

@@Cartoonman154 Cyclists in the US are pretentious jerks that are oblivious to everyone around them. They can go choke on their spandex.

@@sweetmcnasty Lol

@@sweetmcnasty yeah, in my experience, they don't don't use the bike lane that was painted FOR THEM. Always on the fuckin 40+mph roads endangering themselves and everyone else

THE MATH....that makes you under the age of consent for using this platform

@@r.m.5548 how? Tomb Raider 2 came out in 97.

I learned to play senet just so I could beat a puzzle in The Last Revelation.

Yeah. They don't make grandpa's like that anymore. Long live pop pop.

Rip old man

The guy behind me puked. I remember that.

@@rogersmith7396 I guess that was the most memorable moment in that movie

@@rogersmith7396 you were sitting in front of me?

For real. I was thinking that is wasn't that forgettable but I was thinking of the old one.

My reaction exactly.

Lmao 🤣

To be honest, I like Victorian fashion better than modern stuff. Not realistic, in this setting, but that's just my opinion.

Cause the classic victorian era explorer clothes stay good for 10 years....

@@dakkarnemo1094 same! i wish we'd go back to victorian fashion! especially on men, they always looked so dapper

Hell yeah, nothing says “I’m posh, I’m British, and I intend to raid your culture’s sacred tombs” like the Victorian era. I always put it on when I do my grave robbing.

Because they think that stuff scares away general audiences. They didn't have to worry about that in the other movies, because Angelina Jolie's rack was enough of a draw to overlook that.

and there's a fucking tyrannosaurus as a boss.

Because more and more studios want to get their sleazy hands on that chinese buck and the chinese goverment censors anything supernatural.

@@hebanker3372 Wait, really? I know they don't like depictions of skeletons but supernatural stuff?

So you're just ignoring the Japanese death sorceress, or does she not turn up? Haven't seen it but a minute into this vid drinker says you're wrong about the occult bit.

Priceless

Lol

The writers made her so annoying because she acted like having money was a "burden". You know the types. That whine about being privileged, living in mansions or castles or gated communities.

@@Paulafan5 Usually those types whine about the taxes of being wealthy, not of the wealth itself.

This comment is underrated and so accurate

I agree. I don't hate the movie but wished it stuck closer to the game's story and just made a few changes. It would have been much better

I hate how video games change things. You alienate the game audience, and then create a bad plot anyway which attracts no one else. So basically you get the worst of both worlds.

Her quest to find her crewmates was way more interesting than landing in an island with a whole expedition crew that was in the movie. The mysticity of the island was what made the setting special. Now a whole digging crew just dont even care they're trapped in an island because they'll find treasure or something

They wasted, what, almost 15 to 20 minutes of potentially useful screen time building a bogus backstory, and some silly-ass bicycle race? She should have already found Sam and Matthias at that early forest base camp by then.

maybe a woman directed it

The science fiction writer Isaac Asimov once observed that every hero (or heroine) has the deck stacked in their favor; otherwise they would neither prevail nor even survive their adventures. Another writer back in the seventies said that James Bond's only superpower was luck. Not skill of any particular sort, but a very consistent dumb luck. It was true for Indiana Jones, John McClane, Marty McFly; etc. But it quickly becomes a crutch for lazy writing and ruins the story for the audience. Lara Croft is the latest example, but by no means the last.

@@masonbricke4568 I think it was larry Niven in the Ringworld books where there was an alien influcenced breeding program to produce humans who would be lucky in an uncanny degree. And there was a sentence that the very lucky ones were those who were not chosen in the end to fullfill the purpose of the program. Those Pierson's Puppeteers were some set of devious planners.

The Drinker pointed it out the best "it's competent". That's like topping off a Filet Mignon with truffle sauce, a Petit Fois Gras, spring vegetables and a glass of Bordeaux with a piece of plain vanilla cake no icing and calling that a dessert. Sure it's technically a dessert, probably competently made, but does that really complement a world class meal? Perhaps for some yes, but while a good meal can get away with such a dessert, would you be happy? Or be disappointed? Especially if the second dessert was a Baked Alaska or a flourless chocolate cake with pure chocolate and a rich buttercream filling? Why not make the effort to be that flourless cake? Why not be bold and innovative? Is "competent" all there is now? Fan service for the Tomb Raider fans? Nothing new, nothing that really breaks new ground? Old and safe?. No wonder many choose McDonald's. If you have never had good food or good entertainment, you won't have a context to what good food is. Same for movies, if you are not used to good movies, you will think this Tomb Raider is excellent.

@@masonbricke4568 Absolutely. How else are they able consistently and miraculously avoid a hail of lead?

This is a 'what if Disney makes a Tombraider movie' kinda movie. It's nowhere near the enjoyment I got from the Angelina Jolie movies, just meh... it exists.... and an almost 1 on 1 adaptation of the 2013 reboot game.... at least the Angelina Jolie movies had their own storylines, as implausible as they were, at least they made original content with the theme of Tombraider....

Same here. I genuinely had no idea this movie even existed... ... oh well.

I remember when it came out, all the Leftist press was in love because the new Lara Croft has smaller boobs than the old Lara Croft, so therefore it's more feminist. Don't ask me to explain that...

Until I watched the video, I thought it'd be about the old ones with -Rimmer- Chris Barrie playing her butler. Honestly didn't know any films about the desecration of Lara Croft were made in the first place.

And why Angelina looks in so bad shape?😟

I’m only confused that this is “a second failed attempt.” Wasn’t the first film with Jolie pretty successful at the time? The sequel failed, sure, but not the attempt at the franchise.

Sonic worked

Actually it was Rita Mae Brown, the mystery novelist. In her 1983 book "Sudden Death," she attributes the quote to a fictional "Jane Fulton," writing, "Unfortunately, Susan didn’t remember what Jane Fulton once said. 'Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.'"

Problem is... that the bad videogame adaptations is not down to it "never working out", the problem is they just throw a little money at it, or get writers and directors that have no idea what the game was about.

@@marseldagistani1989 Sonic was such a nice movie, and I have to admit, I never played a Sonic game longer than 10minutes

Right, heres a billion dollars. Be sure and have the dolls in the stores for Christmas. But what about the movie? What movie?

the point is, it's so similar to the game that I'm not surprised somebody confuses them.

I’ve actually watch this and can’t recall anything about it 😂😂

same

at least Jolie looked like its maybe possible she has the strength to do some of the things she shown doing. But Alicia "the stick girl" Vikander is just not a substitute. Now I have nothing against her she's done some good work in movies but I just don't see her in this role at all and never gets you to believe she might actually be Lara Croft unlike AJ who does give off that vibe especially in the first movie.

@@catbhoy yeah i need to strain to recall the "climax" its very forgettable indeed

They're projecting.

Honestly forgot this money existed

Edit: See first reply lol.

@@CheemsofRegret Goddammit! Beat me to it.

They forgot to add tits

You're crazy if you think we're just going to continue like this without catastrophe. Probably wont make movies anymore

Hopefully there have been a successful backlash againgst todays crap movies by then. If so bad movies of that era will outshine todays masterpieces.

Dull & gray just like movies from the communist bloc. That is where the left always ends up, removing all joy from life.

Movies will be dead by 2040

Implying current civilization will even make it that far. Oh, sweet summer child.

They cut out the supernatural aspect of it too. Basically a Zombie virus, bleh🤮

I honestly don't even remember that they made this movie.

Best description. Ha

I couldn't even tell you what year this movie came out. 2017,2018 I know it's been years already but it was so forgettable it was so quickly forgotten basically instantly.

You chose -- poorly.

Macuffin??! Haha sounds like a rejected McDonald’s breakfast idea lol

@@lsimon343 LOL, you ain't wrong. "In fiction, a MacGuffin (sometimes McGuffin) is an object, device, or event that is necessary to the plot and the motivation of the characters, but insignificant, unimportant, or irrelevant in itself." - Wikipedia

"I used the father to find the father and it nearly killed me" -Thanos Croft

@@YourPrivateNightmare Okay that was an excellent use of a Thanos quote. Bravo. 👏

@@tara_antilles "In fiction, a MacGuffin is an object, device, or event that is necessary to the plot and the motivation of the characters, but insignificant, unimportant, or irrelevant in itself." - So . . . Captain Marvel.

Its near impossible to get ANY gun in the UK much less a fricking pistol lol.

@@traegoins6903 Yea it’s kinda weird that out of everything that happened in this movie, that scene alone was the most unrealistic part in the entire film. 😂

@@traegoins6903 It's very easy to get gun in UK especially in bigger cities only legally geting one is next to impossible.

Only slightly less believable is that people actually went to the theater to see this tripe.

Maybe she has loicence to look at them xD

I noticed that. I wasn’t sure if my thoughts were correct or not.

@Zylo Wolf 2.0 it's still there.

Ironic, because Angelina Jolie has a terrible relationship with her father.

@Zylo Wolf 2.0 yeah Rogue One or Alita :Battle Angel are the only few I can recall nowadays

Lara Croft ist everything but a feminist playball 🙄

Don’t get it.

@@sanjayraju988 I assume he's talking about Sarah Everard.

@@akshaykv123 Nah, that's all you.

@@sanjayraju988 because you can get arrested for loads of dumb shit here

It probably just depends on the race of those involved. And on speech used, of course.

One could argue that she pawned it, which is more akin to taking a lone out on an item. So if she didn't come back and get it, then they could sell it. *shrug*

Or, for that matter, she spends a decade pining for her father and then when she meets him she immediately disagrees with him and then parts ways.

Like Duke Nukem.

Or Uncharted

@@Matt_PunchEnthusiast_Morris or Doom to be honest.

@@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 I was just thinking Doom 😂

Agree. I'm tired of seeing these franchises attempting to be more "gritty" or "realistic". It was ok the first few times, but now it's becoming a blatantly obvious trend. Like sometimes we just wanna watch the movies/shows, read the books, and/or play the games as a way to temporarily escape reality. Not everything has to be "realistic."

Oh please! All that Jolie hype... I thought it was over when the shit hited the fan, but, apparently, no...

Oh please! All that Jolie hype... I thought it was over when the shit hited the fan, but, apparently, no...

I did enjoy the first Jolie TR movie, she was sexy and had quite a lot of screen presence. But physicality for a fist fight is something she just didn't have, but teenage me didn't care. All reports of the behind the scenes training is just marketing exercise to create hype. I grew up watching a lot of Hong Kong martial arts movies. Very few Hollywood acresses have the poise and physicality to sell a fight scene.

Her performance was great and she looked absolutely gorgeous but the casting was slightly off. Emilia Clarke kinda gives Tomb raider vibes

Or Hailee Steinfeld would be great as Lara

Nah man. Use it for bad media in general

Get in line 😁

Skid mark on the soul is what i thought he was gonna say. I think that sounds better.

ZIEEEGGLLLER

@@Skellotronix Nah, the psyche is an actual real thing

Nice!!!

She has unlimited arrows though!

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Or in Aliens, it was daughter issues.

Lesbian tendencies is always a mainstay trope of Hollywood groovy women characters. I don't mean women from the Island of Lesbos.

3. Can just do everything

@@stephenpmurphy591 You say that like it's a bad thing. Like what, do you want fewer lesbians?

So did I.

I think everyone did tbh

You grandmother is wise

There's nowhere to go but down after Angie

Personally, I preferred your grandmother...

Yeah, especially since the actress put in the work to look like somebody who can actually kick ass.

Loicense

If that was London are you sure she wasn't arrested for illegally damaging an official vehicle?

Oi, guvna. Do you a loicense for that banter?

You mean she didn't have a License to Spill?

Ok but in all seriousness she did splash some shrek jizz lookin liquid on the windshield.

The 2013 Reboot wasn't too bad as I've learnt during my revisit of it but I'm not looking forward to revisiting Rise or Shadow. That's where the Reboot Series went downhill for me. I'll admit, most of Rise was tolerable but Shadow.... A shadow of the franchises former self more like.

For the most part. There are some pretty neat segments I must admit, mostly when Lara decides to say 'fuck it' to all the stupid shit happening on the rails and just goes raiding random tombs. It is nice that raiding tombs is the best part of Tomb Raider. Also when you choose to blow a downed guy's head out early on, Lara will quietly whisper 'asshole', which was a wonderful Spec Ops'esque nod to her increasing psychotic mental state

@A Catalan Liam Rise is okay by my standards but Shadow was horrible in my opinion. It's the civilizations that are dragged into in the plot in the middle of the Act 2 structure of the game. In Rise, it wasn't as prominent because the civilians there was being oppressed by Trinity and were some what modern and native at the same time. But Shadow's civilization was just where I just gave up on the game it just bored the crap out of me. I mean I don't play Tomb Raider to associate with Civilizations. I play it to explore the ruins of lost Civilizations and learn more about them. Not from a lot of bland characters. I mean from Tomb Raider 1 to Underworld, I have never encountered Civilizations. Only one I can really think of is the citizens of Paris and Prague in Angel Of Darkness. All the other characters have helped Lara in her adventures and been great archenemies for her to beat... Natla, Amanda, her Doppelganger and many others. However, they tried to integrate realism into the Reboot I think and I hate that they keep doing that. Tomb Raider has always been fantastical while Uncharted was more into realism. But you might have a different opinion if you play them. Everyone varies on this kinda thing. ☺️

@A Catalan Liam Sorry. I always tend to give essay styled answers. 😅😂

Shadow of the tomb raider was so boring and long I couldn't be bothered to even finish it and i liked the first 2 reboot games

While he is kinda on spot for many critics he is so wrong for many others, like every people trying to bash and shit on movies, they just use whatever to make funny jokes or try to make a point even if its wrong or dishonest or so. Its no big deal here and doesnt change that the overall critic is pretty good but this point for exemple is wrong. Dont know where you live but for what i know its the same in many country, and while simply riding a bike yes isnt against he law obviously that is NOT what she was doing ! She was riding a bike really fast in middle of a town + throwing paint on the street and crashing into a car that ended up beeing a police one. All of that is, risky behavior in public street, putting people in danger, risky behavior that actual caused a crash harmless on the moment but thats just lucky, this could have made a car get out of road and hurt people or so, its a dangerous behavior, + as its a police car, its called public destruction this and the paint on the car + on the street same public destruction, public disorder. So while this obviously wouldnt make something like a 10 years jails outcome, it still logic that she get caught and end up in police station to pay a bill at least, or maybe do a one day retention in the station for good measure or so. He just completly forshadow this whole aspect by simply and conveniantly reduced it to "riding a bike"

"Oi! You got a loisense for gettin' hit by a vehicle?!"

That reminds me of “European vacation” Chevy chase hits cyclist Eric idle with his car and Eric apologizes profusely.

@@jakeapplegate6642 that was 80s

@@zil1832 congrats you are correct. I dont know what that has to do with anything or why you felt the need to bring it up but you are not wrong.

You're under arrest for making a Police Officer go "Bwaaah !"

But did Lara's father abandon her? Abandon implies giving up.

Latter is a lie designed to justify Marxism to underachievers.

Yeah liberals love to believe any poor or "victimized" or disabled people are virtuous. Typical naive Democrats. I'm not saying some poor people aren't great people, and some rich people aren't scum, but your class or victimhood status have nothing to do with how good of a person you are.

@@A.B994 But that's like saying a father who died in WWII abandoned their children. That's the wrong word to use.

@@A.B994 , weather is cold or not or sometimes tepid.

Well tbh she IS better to look at.

@@Evilwolf21 I've seen pictures of Kelly Marie Tran that actually make her look pretty decent (I'm also a sucker for asian girls). Tomb Raider girl's ok I guess

Youch

A racoon soiling itself would be better than Rose Tico.

@@williamcronshaw5262 Rose Tico specifically is strictly on RJ's costume and make-up direction,. I get that he wanted Rose to look more like a frumpy "everyman" member of the Resistance, but he's still keeping Rey and co. around despite Rey in that movie's entire point being "you're an unspecial nobody" and still making sure she looks like a supermodel for the posters. It's a costume design choice that unfortunately gets saddled on the actress instead of the director, when the reason it doesn't suit the movie is on his script more than anything strictly wrong with KMT's performance of that terrible role. and dialogue.

To be fair, no one tops David Attenborough

Realism in fantasy movie? Out of place, definitely. And "Realism" is very tricky word. For example, comics has a lot of "just a human" (aka "peak human") characters whose can easily dodge bullets, punch through armored steel doors without even cringing in pain after breaking a hand (as it should be IRL) and consistently defeats characters way above their weight class & abilities because of *wrote the favourite fanboy/writers explaination*. So no, realism is overrated. And Lara in classic games has consistently encountered against fantasy creatures and events. I wasn't wrong about saying about that as a "fantasy". Making Lara "grounded & realistic" was a mistake.

Are you kidding Tiger King is technically a documentary and it's the most unreal shit I've seen in a decade

Agreed. We don't watch these kinda movies for realism but rather escapism from this "realistic" world. 😒

@@AverageWagie It's funny how reality can be pretty damn unrealistic. Like Drinker pointed out in his Hacksaw Ridge stream, they had to tone down the real events for the movie because they were just too much. There are documented events that leave one scratching their head in disbelief. (Like Jack Chruchill in WW2)

League was a mess as far as a writing goes, but at least some of the actors nailed their characters admirably. This movie has nothing to offer, except the sad realization that these "writers" are going to butcher more characters and franchises in the future. For example Dumb Raider "writer" is right now destroying Sherlock Holmes at this very moment.

@@mikavirtanen7029 yeah LOEG is at least fun to watch

@@Deuterium52 Yeah, it is that. Noble failure.

I liked that movie when I came out. I was a kid.

@@torynnielsen5646 yea I saw that movie as a kid too so I remember it being fun to watch which was all I cared about at the time

Now I want to see that

I HATE this with game and movie "reboots". It's not as egregious as the ones that use numbers though like the Hitman reboot for example. We already had a Hitman 2! 16 years earlier!

@@TalesOfWar you do realize that you can’t play the original hitman 2 unless you have a console 16 years old right, that’s why they make video game reboots dumbass

@@Analog-1313 Reboots are fine, but calling it the same damn thing is stupid. At least give it a subtitle like the Tomb Raider reboot.

Do you die in the Gorge of Eternal Peril? Or are you just in peril for eternity? If so, does that mean that Sir Robin and Sir Gallahad are still alive?

I honestly enjoyed the game so much more, it told a better version of the story the movie was adapted from and was far more compelling imo

@@gagalover2k10 I agree, I think them trying to stay grounded and take out the random mystical stuff that is in the game series was a bigger change than they expected. The whole point was that she didn't believe in that stuff but there was always something that was difficult or impossible to explain, right?

Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be based off the first game in the remake trilogy, but when watching the trailers, I thought it was didn't manage to capture anything that made the first game great.

Tan Man Bad?

That was my first thought after seeing seeing it, like why didn’t this super-rich dude just hire his own band of mercenaries to do the job?

Intense body odor.

@@texasbeast239 you misspelled ‘tax’

Couldn't daddy just hire some mercenary group to attack the villains in the jungle, and blow up the tomb?

I didn't even know it existed😐

She forgot to get her lips aired up.

We all know the ancient Japanese invented haunted houses.

Where's Your Head At? 🎼🎵🎶

agreed

Bruh I literally use it as a workout playlist it really hypes you up

Elevation! Woooooooo Wooooooo!

It's a classic core memory for sure.

I didn't expect to find you in this comment section Sean. How are you?

@@ScaloneitorTModel I'm good. Stuff is actually coming out again for me to cover! After year without not a lot coming out, March has been fun!

My wife does the same thing. Lol

This whole video seems like he doesn't realize they took the well-performing videogame's plot practically scene for scene. Most of his criticism is actually of the script writer for a videogame because all the people involved in the film weren't even pretending to try. Oh i guess the whole bike intro was original story. Lol. Also, all the positive stuff he says at the end is what the assholes couldn't ruin from the game: overarching competent plot. It was a pretty decent game.

Same

🤣🤣 that's a great reference

🤣

Batwoman is most certainly one of those bad media that are memorable in their own way.

That's spot on.

Don't forget, she buys illegal pistols from a pawn shop run by the unfunny sidekick of Simon Pegg.

Exactly! For all the things to add to flesh out Lara's background, did they really need that missing dad plotline? Like Drinker said, the irony is it stripped Lara of her agency.

@@RanMouri82 which is a shame because the plot for the first game suited a movie.

Don't forget the climbing axe! Such iconic, great wow.

Hey, who knows. Most things in Tutanchamun's tomb were still mostly intact. Even the door seal made out rope. 😜

'Battlefield Earth,' any-one?

@@ninadiamant8937 In a desert, that makes a certain amount of sense. You know, someone could poke at this trope by making the real danger, the way these traps fell apart in unexpected ways after parts of their mechanisms decayed.

@@jimluebke3869 Yeah, that always got me when these ancient booby trapped places are in some place super humid and wet where it'd rot away in a few short years.

@@jimluebke3869 That could be good. Same way that some explosives and ordnance can become unstable as they age.

Yeah, that's basically what she was in the original games.

But how will anyone be able to relate to a video game character in a movie, I really don't get why people try to do that with characters, I don't look at super man and think one day I'll be an alien with dead parents for motivation

@@blueripper1558 I've always felt like I'd want to look up to a fictional character, they'd be something to aspire to, to encourage me to be better. Them being completely "relatable" doesn't inspire me. Besides, fictional characters don't have to reflect reality. That's... Kind of the whole idea.

@@jillreyerma7592 Hollywood has to ruin her character so modern women can relate somehow lol.

@Phillip J. McCrevice Of course, but everyone consumes entertainment. Video games, movies, TV series, books, comics and all that. It's a good way to encourage people to achieve their goals and reach even higher. Fictional characters are a great way to inspire people because they ignite the imagination. Allow people to dream more.

haha same here

I remember as I was watching it a couple of years ago that it wasn't awful but yeah, I havent thought about this movie once since then!

Did you guys remember when that guy held off the mercenaries so that Lara could escape?

Same.

Subliminal messaging hidden in the film by the Illuminati, makes you forget, eeermmm, that thing..?

This inspired by the recent reboot games which is different.

But theyre not powered by AA batteries lol

@@ImRonDurden THIS

Like Lord Croft couldn't have written a letter, with voiceover and maybe some flashback-type images as Lara read it? A narrative device that's worked since basically the invention of film.

I saw a video of an archeologist reacting to Indiana Jones, and their main reaction was that a real archeologist would have been way more interested in the traps that could still function with virtual no maintenance after hundreds of years than anything they were designed to protect.

xddd

He never left that fridge.

Totally agree - thought Angelina was great and funny

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I think the difference between Jolie and Cardi B sexualities is Jolie comes off like a available/not available kind of woman. Her sexually is a bonus rather than the foundation. As were Cardi B. comes off like she wants to absorbed you like the blob, laughing like a sociopath as she tortures you slowly. This is IMO.

@@thepsychicspoon5984 you're not wrong.

Am I the only one who has never understood the appeal of Angelina? She just looks really weird to me, especially the lips.

Modern Hollywood simply cannot allow their female characters to be sexy, charming, or worst of all fun. They must be miserable feminists.

@@trequor yet Thor and captain America exist

@Veit Vazmei I hope you mean the newer games

@@sufianramli8017 She's given a lot more depth in the later games actually.

Luckily for Walton Goggins this movie was so quickly forgotten and his role in it really forgotten.

@@TheStraightestWhitest I played one of those games and it felt more like Uncharted than a Tomb Raider.....Lara was a seriously boring character to me. Keeps having nervous breakdowns and stuff. Their effort at making her 'relatable' just made unrecognizable as Lara to me. And she doesn't even sound very British

@@sufianramli8017 Boring murderer that doesn't raid tombs. It feels like Uncharted without the humor and excitement. Just find new ways to murder people and get hurt, over and over.

Yeah, but it was awful

Ya but the actor who mo-capped, acted, and voiced the new games should have been Lara and she didn't get cast so IDC since casting Alicia was a massive oversight

This is literally her work. I feel like in Hollywood when you do anything more for a role then coming on time is a huge afford...

And she's pretty good overall as Lara atleast from the reboot version, she nailed the physicality

@@stinkygoat2686 Please, no... While I really like the new games (well, SotTR not so much), Camilla Luddington's voice drives me nuts... "JOUUUUUNAAAARRHHH!! ARE YOU THAAAAAAARE?!"

To be fair that's also the case in the games as well.

"I can see that very expensive, exclusive education didn't go to waste. Now for the last time Lara. These cows are small. Those are far away. Small. Faarrr awaaay...."

Maybe a series, but film is just too short to give proper background and development

Agreed. Most video games would work better as a television show/series. Movies often have to simplify the lore to an unrecognizable degree.

@@Soul93Taker that and this era is too woke to do her justice anyway

Well, not clean films anyway...

as long as the woke culture is alive, Lara won't be fully realized, because she is tastefully seductive and curvy, but also vulnerable and strong at the same time while also recognizing her own limits and these are things the industry do not accept. This Lara is basically a Rey who never overextend to mary sue

That is a great comment. LOL!!!

Was thinking the same thing......They made a Tomb Raider reboot?

Same, I had no clue this movie existed until I saw the Drinker's video.

It kinda of had potienal..but that quickly fizzled after the 1st 30mins of the flim...i think if the script wasn't so bland & predictable it probaly wouldnt have been so forgettable

Still better than Jolie movies imho.

Really? Out of curiosity, what did you work on?

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That's uhh, actually pretty clever, but I think you're giving them too much credit.

Can you say lesbian? I knew you could.

Chris Barrie in a bathrobe on slippers with a shotgun will do that to movies.

is was quick fun, kinda dumb BUT it knew what it was and did not try to be a masterpiece. this new version kinda try to be deeper.

They were shit

@@realcrunchy6572 Sturgeon's Law. Did you have a point?

@@realcrunchy6572 THE NEW ONE IS much worse every thing possible

Yeah, definitely signs that she's got issues up in the head. When I encounter something that suddenly reminds me of a past event, all that really happens is I go "huh, so that was a thing" and move on.

It would've made more sense if she saw a guy who strongly resembled her dad and thought it might be him.

I think it’s because they leaned into making the scenes feel like they were actually from a video game - the running chase scene, the tomb puzzle scene, and yeah the airplane scene. The problem is that they don’t translate between mediums. In a video game you KNOW that there is at least one path the game makers created for your character to move forward. Your fun is in finding it. But in a film it isn’t supposed to feel like the characters are on railroad tracks. It’s supposed to be the characters overcoming obstacles as if it was the real world and there isn’t a “game maker” creating the path for them. Of course, in reality the writers are in fact writing everything, but in a well-written story it isn’t blatantly obvious.

@@StarWarsomania Interesting point - but if the film makers were trying to make the scenes like a video game, what do the video game makers try to make them like? Aren't both of them supposed to suggest reality - with maybe a bit of tweaking of the physics? Although even in real life being trapped in a tunnel where the floor is falling out from under your feet doesn't give you a lot of options, so I guess the "railroad tracks" are forgivable there at least.

@@gagatube Sorry, maybe I wasn’t super clear. When I said “making the scenes like they were from a video game”, I meant more that when I just recently watched the movie for the first time, scenes like the ones I listed - the boat-running scene and the airplane scene in particular - stood out very strongly because did not “feel” like they were made for a movie. They felt like they were filmed for a video game cutscene, as introduction to being dropped into the scenario as your avatar. Some inherent aspect of them was “off” in a way I can’t describe other than I immediately said out loud while watching “oh yeah, that [scene] feels like they lifted it from a video game”. Some scenes work really well in books, for instance, but can’t really be translated to film particularly well, and it takes a really good scriptwriter to make the adaptations necessary to make them work. This “felt” like it was poorly adapted, but from a video game instead of a book. Video game makers just have to make good video games that are engaging to the players. But it is a medium in which the “audience” is also an active participant. Trying to create a “video game movie” like Tomb Raider runs into problems if the writers don’t remember that the active engagement element doesn’t translate to the big screen. It came off particularly poorly in the airplane scene, imho. It *felt* like the Main Character was supposed to have a way out of it because that’s just how the genre of “video game” works. In a video game it’s not a problem to feel this way because you as the active participant are trying to figure it out yourself through your avatar, but in a movie that feeling removes all tension from the scene.

@@StarWarsomania Okay, I think I'm following you... A "perilous situation" in a video game 99% of the time has an exit - provided the player is smart enough to figure it out. Translate that to the Big screen and the exit is found but without the figuring out - or at best the audience watches someone else figure it out, which is not nearly as nerve-racking. So the situation loses most of its shared peril. Having said that I recently watched Die Hard 4.0 and the scene with McClain in the SUV half way down the elevator shaft is exactly the same principle. (he's not going to die, he has the rest of the movie to finish) But the scene was still gripping, far better than Lara in the aircraft. Was it his athletics? - he wasn't just hanging on to stuff, he was all over that SUV, inside and out... was it his acting? (Bruce Willis' facial expressions are brilliant) or was it the interplay between tension and comedy that heightened the scene? (There wasn't a lot of comedy in 'Tomb Raider'...)

@@gagatube I get exactly what you mean. Scenes like the airplane scene *should* be good, tension-filled scenes. The Indiana Jones and the big rolling stone scene come to mind as a similar scene that “works”, even with the same, slightly-goofy, over-the-top danger of a “video-game-style” trap. Plenty of movies from RotLA to DH4 have tension-filled scenes where as an audience member you inherently know they’re gonna make it through, but the movies retain the tension. I’m not really sure what’s off about this movie to remove that tension. I’m sure the amazing acting and better dialogue probably plays some role, but it feels like that would be minimal? I’ve been thinking on this, and what’s really stood out to me is that the problem is almost a “meta” problem that leaks into certain scenes worse than others. If you are familiar with the concept of “railroad tracts” in D&D, where a DM will basically force the players to “play along” with the script so they can get to Plot Points A, B, and C, it almost feels like that, where no matter what you do, X will happen because the DM has you on the railroad. So, even if the plot point is interesting and you would normally be engaged, because you know this meta about being on railroad tracts you’ve lost your engagement. Now, of course, sitting around playing a tabletop RPG or watching a movie, we all know fundamentally that the DM/writers are behind the plot, but what makes a good game or movie is when you feel that engagement regardless. And if we want to be there, we are more likely to suspend our disbelief. This movie was just… missing some _je ne sais quoi_ on a fundamental, meta level that came out really, really obviously in any tension-heavy scenes. And it’s not like video game movies all suffer from either of these problems. Prince of Persia: Sands of Time was a movie with plenty of successful tension-filled scenes, even in scenes that felt as if they were “video-game inspired”. Same with the Warcraft movie - if you ignore the major departures from lore, it really is a fairly decent movie.

Male definistion of "perfect". She had arms like twiglets. Come on, how am I supposed to believe she's capable of doing anything?

@@MsTriangle Lara Croft had triangles for boobs... your point? She was the perfect choice for the role.

Agreed! Fantastic casting choice! And it was fun. Remember fun movies? Miss those...

She was my role model as a child . I loved the game franchises too.

@@MsTriangle Just because she wasn't fat doesn't mean she wasn't strong.

I wonder if that's the point...to have you craving after the next movie because you've already forgotten the one you've just seen. I get tired of watching battered and bullet-ridden characters running, jumping, and fighting flat out without stopping for about 10 miles at a time (when you know no one on this planet has that sort of stamina). Plus this modern habit of camera angles changing radically every couple of seconds all contribute to make films a bit of a blur, and thus less memorable. By the time I'm halfway through a film now, I've probably phased out 3 or 4 times just to escape all that 'visual noise.' More often I look towards older films these days. At least you get a sense of value in having time to focus on a scene for more than an instant.

@@debbiehenri345 that's why i love Denis Villeneuve movies, he always uses looooong shots and never does stupid fast cuts that turn the whole movie into a blur

@@user-lp7tx1fe6t Dune will be epic!

Mine too

I play these videos in the background in between classes or when I am doing errands. It's great and brightens my day too lol

Yeah. Drinker warms my cold heart like no one else can.

they added her in fortnite

Not a bad band name either.

@@Maladjester Metal band or feminist slam poetry band name?

Fantastic actress. Watch Ex Machina.

@@Peer165 I don't know about "fantastic" but I agree that she's very good in Ex Machina. Perhaps because she played an AI.

@@salladinthegreat HAHAHAHAHAHA

@@salladinthegreat touche

Pretty much like our pal Brie Larson.

@Captain McDog 🤣🤣🤣

In the US, there's the old rumor that you can be sued if a burglar injures themselves on your property. WOuldn't surprise me if somewhere exists where you get hit by a car and then sued for vandalizing the now-dented vehicle or something.

USA lookin shifty in the corner with the highest number of incarcerations per capita in the world

@@jt1687 Blame that on private prisons. When you incentivize locking people up, that's what's going to happen.

@@jt1687 -- The freer the country, the more dangerous it is. I prefer dangerous freedom over safer governmental tyranny.

its easy to act like a robot lol. you just kinda do the opposite of acting.

@@TheSuperappelflap, Yeah... your joke would be funnier if you'd seen the movie. Give it another go.

She wasn't wearing a mask.... people in the free world have zero idea what conditions in the UK are like now :-(

@@yousernameish Oy there, you got a loicence to bitch about da government m8 ? Dont worry, Im not from England or anywhere near, but we still see the oppressive government you live under. We are pretty much comparing the west to the rise of Soviet Union.

to be fair, she's more likely to be asked if she wants to press charges against the driver, especially in London. Either that, or she was accused of deliberately ramming the car for hatecrime reasons and sent to prison for that

this is so crazy... HOW can ANYBODY look around and think all this stuff is just naturally happening and its ok?! someone or something is behind this madness, and we need to destroy it to smithereens

You also get arrested for addressing transgenders by their original names and pronouns on Twitter

Well that FPS scene kicked ass at least

Would be great to get a compilation from “movies that had just 5 minutes of totally awesome”.

@@carldonath8196 Yes, and "Doom" would be in the top 3.

I’m gonna suggest the space shuttle rescue scene from Superman… ✈️🚀

If you like Walton Goggins watch The Shield, he's not the main character but has a very important role in it (especially in the later seasons). The show is awesome and could never be made today, it's quite non-PC even if the cast is quite diverse.