The Penis Scout (also known as the "Quick Dick") is a Subclass in TF2 that is known for having a sleeper style due to its common appearance, and also known to be devastating if used properly. Variations of this include substitutes of using the Baby-Faces Blaster for speed, which will be elaborated on further. The Penis Scout, in action, follows a simple routine: use your Mad Milk to douse the enemies, (taken from the translation of "Blow a Load," a precursor exclaimed prior to the initation of this process) then take either the approach of the Boston Basher or the Back-Scatter. Both resemble phallic objects for extra humiliation for the opponent, and even believed to have garnered this subclass' title. But, if the Penis Scout can execute the maneuver of using both weapons in tandem (Starting with the Boston Basher, preferably,) and eliminate the opponent, this succession is commonly referred to as "fucking over," and shows a capable Penis Scout from a flaccid one. One thing that aligns Penis Scout's alike regardless of skill however is the insistence to "Hit it from the back" and avoid "pulling out" until the opponent is subdued in close-quarters. The Baby Face's Blaster can be substituted if the player has trouble "Hitting it from behind" and more colloquially garnered the alternate "Quick Dick" as a result. Additonally, this playstyle falls under the sleeper catagorey: meant to view skill or prestige under lesser standards. Wearing low-grade clothing commonly impresses the idea of a new player, and is hypothesized give the Penis Scout an advantage. For more info about this unique Subclass, Google "penis scout" to find helpful *tips* and trivia.
*As someone who actually plays Penis Scout, I can explain.* It's a Bleed focused build using Mad Milk to give yourself regeneration, allowing for aggressive play style with lesser risk of punishment. Most Penis Scouts use the Wrap Assassin, not the Basher, as it doesn't punish missed shots. The idea is to spam out your Mad Milk, then hit them with the Bleed Projectile from the Wrap Assassin or hit them with the Basher. The damage over time restores your health, effectively giving you a brief regen where you can go for a risky play against your target with the added healing buffer. The use of the Back Scatter is typically intended to punish your target for going for a health pack/retreating, or using their viewpunch from the bleed effect to get behind them while disoriented, and press the advantage with minicrit attacks. Though, it's suboptimal, and usually just done for the "It's cock shaped" meme for Penis Scout. Realistically, you want to be using Babyface or the Shortstop if you aren't going to use stock. Babyface has natural synergy with bleed, as you constantly restore your boost, which allows you to make these hyper-aggressive plays. Shortstop is a safer alternative, as the added range and consistency allows you to keep a safe distance while remaining on the offensive. It's a meme strat, but if you play it right it's good to rattle someone not expecting it, with the extra health combined with the view punch and constant damage indicators, it's great for inducing stress while remaining highly mobile. It's surprisingly effective in pubs.
I'd argue this subclass perfectly represents how you were made to play scout. Forget scunts. This is how scout was made to play. This was Valve's true intentions from the start. I love penisScout
same, i had one in a game of suijin. he was mean, nasty, spawncamping, and would constantly say "i love the peen." in chat. he was annoying, cause i was trying to get taunt kills with the sandman.
@@poor4money292 how, over the course of 2000 years since tf2 added the backscatter, did i never realize that this what the joke is. Ive realized it looked like a crappy childish drawing of a cocknballs, but never anything past that surface level.
Thank you, it’s content like this that made me fall In love with tf2 and gaming in general. I now find myself at a crossroads of wanting to pay tribute to this masterclass of content to experience the true power of Scout, but not wanting to give into the inherent evil of this subclass and add to the evil of this dark world.
the real best subclass is schizophrenia spy: 1. use the cloak and dagger to remain invisible 2. find a stationary target (ex. engineer and sniper on 2fort) 3. stay invisible and switch different disguises rapidly while spamming voicelines so they hear a constant barrage of voices calling them a spy and what not 4. make a video on it because its funny going from having voices to being the voices Edit: you can also occasionally decloak and immediately recloak so if they have ears it scares them. You could maybe do this once youve been going on for a while, almost making it more severe as you go
i used to do something similar, i'd play CTF Well and sit in the dark corners of the intelligence room with the cloak and dagger and occasionally uncloak with the ambassador and headshot an engi to scare him
2:15 the one on the left is actually a pretty decent change if they removed the damage vulnerability, gave him the default ammo but minus 10 bullets in reserve ammo, and got rid of the noscope headshot bs
The *true* greatest sub-class is the 'Kamikaze Demo'. For your first slot, equip the B.A.S.E. jumper to use a parachute. For your second slot, equip the Sticky Jumper to fly around the sky like a true pilot. For the third slot, equip the pipe bomb weapon so that when you hit somebody, you are guaranteed to die. Whether be it from the explosion or your opponent.
I’m pretty sure it’s called that because the backscatter looks like a Willy, mad milk is supposed to be sperm and the Boston Basher is what comes out when you play with yourself too much
Exactly! The BACKSCATTER is the PENIS, and the MAD MILK is the CUM!!!!! Astonishing that no comment was made on the connection, the people deserve to be properly informed.
Now that I’ve considered it a little mote, the whole loadout is just dick jokes. You blast all over their back with the backscatter and cover them with milk and use your sounding rod. Also, I still haven’t gotten the money for the collabs I’ve done, wheres my money TheWhat?
It's called that because you get up behind with the back scatter Use your mad milk after you shoot your load of bullets Then use the Boston basher to finish them
I found a scout loadout back on Tumblr in 2012 which is hatless stock scout with a normal Candy Cane renamed "Buthole" (mispelled on purpose). All you do is struggle to kill anything in melee range and threaten your victims with binds.
Can you make a video on the eviction notice? I use the eviction notice notice seriously. With the family business as fat scout, you can get them to low health, then take out the eviction notice for the kill and use the surprisingly long speed boost to either run or chain kills. The speed boost messes with someone's muscle memory and you can confuse them.
try playing with Mad Milk and rushing people with the Boston Basher. The milk counteracts the basher's HP drain, so it's just free bleed. Then, you can get in and start using the back scatter after your first application of Bleed to facetank.
@@SomeRandomIntrovert I can tell from the shape, for one, its too large to fit in the gap, and also, the nails would most likely get lost in lower parts of the male reproductory system.
Okay but I think both the Mosquito and Death Launcher of Death (whatever it was called) are funny weapon concepts that can still be balanced with number tweaks.
2:53 So apparently as some redditors in that thread said, he frequents dreamstan and gachalife subreddits, isn't even old enough to use reddit, and is the WORST kind of karma farmer. As a non-reddit user, you know it's bad when even the other redditors turn on you.
The Backscatter and Mad Milk are pretty obvious But maybe the boston basher (and perhaps trb too) are referencing what happens when... well, when the hymen gets stretched
My favorite subclass is, The Dicking Around Heavy ( I just made up the name but have had this loadout for years ) it involves the Buffalo Steak Sandvich the Holiday Punch and the Huo-Long Heater. The Buffalo steak and the holiday Punch are the main weapons with the heater just being there for a different many gun in the loadout. You eat the steak then run around punching people making them laugh then taunting them to death, or just beat them to death if you don't get the opportunity. Best to use on 24 hour 2Fort servers when no one is being serious. It is also viable with some slight changes on death run maps switching out the holiday Punch with the gloves of running urgently then depleting your many gun ammunition by simply revving up the heater so you only have the gloves
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Spy with ambassador: I am the sniper. Heavy with shotgun: I am Scout. Scout with backscatter: I am the freaking spy. Demoman with shield and meelee: I'm bloody sober!
I finally found out how to play it you use the boston to “beat the enemies meat” and then finish them off with the backscatter and throw the mad milk at their corpse and taunt
Here is why the name is what it is: - The Backscatter looks like a D and is best from behind. - The mad mild is a jar of „milk“ - the Boston badger makes you bleed.
