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The Hidden Rules of Conversation 

Tom Scott
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Gricean Maxims are a vital part of how we understand each other: a set of... well, maybe "rules" is a bit strong. They're guidelines that we follow without realising it. And it's the reason that "asbestos-free cereal" sounds suspicious.
Written with Molly Ruhl and Gretchen McCulloch. Gretchen's podcast Lingthusiasm is at lingthusiasm.com/
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Graphics by William Marler: wmad.co.uk
Audio mix by Graham Haerther: haerther.net
REFERENCES:
Munroe, R. (2009). "Free". xkcd.com/641/
Grice, H.P. (1975). "Logic and Conversation," Syntax and Semantics, vol.3 edited by P. Cole and J. Morgan, Academic Press. Reprinted as ch.2 of Grice 1989, 22-40.
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Комментарии : 9 тыс.   
@TomScottGo
@TomScottGo 4 года назад
Please keep all vegan jokes in this thread. Or, preferably, inside your own head.
@spywalkz1
@spywalkz1 4 года назад
Hello Tom wait why is this posted a week ago? me: *visible confusion*
@jyedurnan4793
@jyedurnan4793 4 года назад
Tom Scott 1 week ago message on a just uploaded video 🤔
@yousefnashwan3366
@yousefnashwan3366 4 года назад
Oh my god, 1 week ago?
@brandonfitzgerald8705
@brandonfitzgerald8705 4 года назад
I refuse to accept the rights or independence of the vegan rebels.
@magnusnate6099
@magnusnate6099 4 года назад
meat
@lasangthecat8090
@lasangthecat8090 3 года назад
*Goes to a crime scene for no reason* "Hey officer, i didn't kill him"
@ihsahnakerfeldt9280
@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 3 года назад
Which is factually correct but because of these implied maxims is interpreted to mean something entirely different. Human communication is so complicated. It's fascinating.
@blueninja012
@blueninja012 3 года назад
@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 you sound like an alien and it's hilarious to me
@GTAandApplechannel
@GTAandApplechannel 3 года назад
@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 cops : seem a little bit sus to me
@ihsahnakerfeldt9280
@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 3 года назад
@@blueninja012 I'm not an alien though. I promise. You have to believe me.
@blueninja012
@blueninja012 3 года назад
@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 hmm, that reply took 2 months, perhaps this is due to you being far from earth when you left it?
@TylerBird98
@TylerBird98 4 года назад
“ here’s your drink, I didn’t poison it”
@DavidBourne001
@DavidBourne001 4 года назад
"We didn't burn him!"
@Brindlebrother
@Brindlebrother 4 года назад
enjoy your next 24 hours.
@NimhLabs
@NimhLabs 4 года назад
I'll bet you are wondering which drink I put the poison in. Am I the sort of person to poison the other person's drink--or am I the sort of person to poison my drink?
@barrypuccini6142
@barrypuccini6142 4 года назад
@@DavidBourne001 Stay local
@indikulkarni7781
@indikulkarni7781 4 года назад
@@Brindlebrother enjoy your last 24 hours
@johnchessant3012
@johnchessant3012 2 года назад
The 3 unwritten rules of conversation: 1. 2. 3.
@hieutranminh3277
@hieutranminh3277 Год назад
This is underrated
@officialSgtPepperArc360
@officialSgtPepperArc360 Год назад
Uh.
@NotASpyReally
@NotASpyReally Год назад
I laughed a lot louder than I should have
@lukestevens6783
@lukestevens6783 Год назад
I read this out and realised they are also the three unspoken rules
@NotASpyReally
@NotASpyReally Год назад
@@lukestevens6783 Why did it take me a minute to understand im so dumb
@johnalock1201
@johnalock1201 2 года назад
"I need some milk" "There's a shop down the street" "Does it sell milk?" "No."
@chaoticstarfish3401
@chaoticstarfish3401 Год назад
I actually do this a lot
@munjee2
@munjee2 Год назад
@@chaoticstarfish3401 have you considered the Japanese art of seppuku
@JudyBabajie
@JudyBabajie Год назад
That's why dad never came back home 🥺💔
@namAehT
@namAehT Год назад
It seems like when you break these rules there's a very good chance you come off as sounding super sarcastic.
@leftysheppey
@leftysheppey Год назад
@@namAehT yes, it's great
@TheSecondVersion
@TheSecondVersion 4 года назад
Student: "I need a recommendation letter" Professor: "There's a garage down the road"
@user-jp7tw3sd3x
@user-jp7tw3sd3x 4 года назад
University burns out after a professor has been set on fire.
@danishmalik2185
@danishmalik2185 4 года назад
If you think philosophically this might make alot more sense
@jobansand
@jobansand 4 года назад
@@danishmalik2185 philosophically telling the student to get a job at the garage and quit philosophy?
@marklastenson1012
@marklastenson1012 4 года назад
*asks gas station manager for a recommendation of their work at the cash register*
@danishmalik2185
@danishmalik2185 4 года назад
@@jobansand Or you're so bad that a recommendation letter from garage is enough for you
@Eri.262
@Eri.262 4 года назад
Bruh so this is why I can say “have a good day” but “enjoy the next 24 hours” is suspicious
@mercentperrault
@mercentperrault 4 года назад
Try “I'm just gonna hurt you....... really....... really.......bad” instead of just “I'll teach you alright”.
@shortybb
@shortybb 4 года назад
Yes
@Djorgal
@Djorgal 4 года назад
@@mercentperrault By the way, shouldn't that be "badly"?
@playdoughmaster808
@playdoughmaster808 3 года назад
Honestly the second sounds like your gonna kill someone
@Yetaxa
@Yetaxa 3 года назад
I've always found any situation where '24 hours' is used instead of just 'a day' to be suspicious
@Freeman4815
@Freeman4815 2 года назад
Employer: what is your main flaw Candidate: I correctly interpret the semantics of the questions, but I ignore their essence. Employer: could you give an example Candidate: I could
@Undesignedd
@Undesignedd 2 года назад
But technically answer included the essence.
@issaach
@issaach 2 года назад
I want to hear about you work experience. That's interesting
@ekathe85
@ekathe85 Год назад
Employer: What is your main flaw? Candidate: I always tell the truth. Employer: I don't think that's a flaw Candidate: I don't care what you think
@nicholassingleton6488
@nicholassingleton6488 Год назад
@@issaach "I figured you would, as that would be a wise way to gauge how I might work here"
@alfiemcfarland2932
@alfiemcfarland2932 Год назад
Can you keep a secret?
@kamikazesenpai21
@kamikazesenpai21 2 года назад
As a person who is not a serial killer, I find this video interesting
@JoseFernandez-zi8qg
@JoseFernandez-zi8qg Год назад
*yet
@giftofthewild6665
@giftofthewild6665 Год назад
As a person, I find this interesting.
@olegmoki
@olegmoki Год назад
I find this
@Artist_Dakota
@Artist_Dakota Год назад
I find
@bnuuy2
@bnuuy2 Год назад
interesting
@0bread286
@0bread286 3 года назад
"The sun is 93 million miles away! That's over 4 football fields!"
@thatgaming1940
@thatgaming1940 3 года назад
i mean you ARE correct
@harsh3624
@harsh3624 3 года назад
W H A T ! I N E V E R K N E W T H A T
@bukachell
@bukachell 3 года назад
@Heather Petersen You can also say "It's/There's at least 1" in the same scenario, no pun intended
@stinksorstonks1498
@stinksorstonks1498 3 года назад
I always say that. If anyone asks me a question where the answer is a number I say "at least 2"
@NGC1433
@NGC1433 3 года назад
And even longer than three toyota corollas stacked!
@FreterP
@FreterP 3 года назад
All this, as with everything having to do with language, has to be learned. I remember calling someone and their kid answered the phone and I asked "Is your dad there?" And they just said "yes" and hung up.
@dig8634
@dig8634 3 года назад
They knew all that already, they just don't like you
@burntramennoodles1723
@burntramennoodles1723 3 года назад
With a username like "Freter", I'd hang up too.
@pizzawonderer5024
@pizzawonderer5024 3 года назад
I wanna be that kid's friend
@kzch9923
@kzch9923 3 года назад
Power move
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 2 года назад
I took so long to learn these rules. In an 8th grade boating course, I was just kinda looking out onto the sea. Strict instructor, with intent to tell me to do something: "Are you bored?" Me: "Nope" Instructor, surprised: "O- oh, okay" *I keep watching the sea*
@NowhereGames518
@NowhereGames518 2 года назад
Me at a restaurant: "Greetings server! I'm glad you're still alive today! You do not appear to have cancer yet. I would like to order a burger. Edible bread and no bones of course. Liquified water in a container and please ensure that the consumables are not poisonous. I will be paying in legal currency this time. Oh, and do not be alarmed. Most of the time, I am not a threat to the public. I have left all my knives in the car. There will be no need to contact the authorities for now. Thank you!"
@hdr_diamondz
@hdr_diamondz 2 года назад
This is why there's a shortage on waiters and waitresses I have broken a maxim by straight up lying
@imacds
@imacds Год назад
Note in this example, there can be exactly zero knives in both the car and on the person. "I have left all my knives in the car" can be a vacuous true statement. The flouting of grime's maxims is commonly used to create confusion in logic puzzles.
@vipxpert
@vipxpert Год назад
All my knives are on the car. Those I'm holding are from others
@elequira5467
@elequira5467 Год назад
@@hdr_diamondz how did you lie? There is an actual shortage of waiters/waitresses
@tylere.8436
@tylere.8436 Год назад
Damn, your verbosity
@markphan179
@markphan179 Год назад
Morbius is truly one of the movies of all time. The script was written, the actors acted and the graphics was animated.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones Год назад
And it was shown on theaters
@youtubebannedme
@youtubebannedme Год назад
​@@oz_jones *and it was shown
@californiaplant-basedeater2761
My "favorite" part was when he started flying down the subway.
@sicsempertyrannishonk7197
@sicsempertyrannishonk7197 9 месяцев назад
were* animated
@mymo_in_Bb
@mymo_in_Bb 14 дней назад
were
@EdenNov
@EdenNov 4 года назад
My favorite: "I didn't kill anyone today!"
@billyyank2198
@billyyank2198 4 года назад
But the day ain't over yet.
@Areegatoe
@Areegatoe 3 года назад
So you killed someone tomorrow?
@Speireata4
@Speireata4 3 года назад
Good job breaking the habit then.
@electricmaster23
@electricmaster23 3 года назад
Speak for yourself!
@xxcrypticxx3806
@xxcrypticxx3806 3 года назад
There's always another day...
@potatoonastick2239
@potatoonastick2239 4 года назад
Me: "I'll have a big mac without strawberries please." McDonald's employee: "...strawberries?" Me: "No thanks."
@TotalNigelFargothDeath
@TotalNigelFargothDeath 4 года назад
H Y D R A T E D W A T E R
@jorgepeterbarton
@jorgepeterbarton 4 года назад
Me; I would like to use the toilet and buy a big mac without the big mac please.
@eoghan.5003
@eoghan.5003 4 года назад
"I'll have a big mac free of charge" "...free?" "Oh, that's great thanks!"
@LeahLuciB
@LeahLuciB 4 года назад
And I'll have a 6.99 tip.
@zsin128
@zsin128 4 года назад
Potato on a stick I would eat that
@angrywizard3199
@angrywizard3199 2 года назад
This reminds me of a writing tip, where instead of saying "a treeless plain" you say "a barren plain", because adding treeless makes people think of trees and then the absence of them
@Madamoizillion
@Madamoizillion 2 года назад
I feel like both are powerful in different ways, ya know? Being reminded of what you are being deprived of can cause an emotional reaction that otherwise wouldn't happen. Like telling someone "I threw out that old toy of yours", even if they had previously forgotten that toy ever existed, there's a good chance they'll be upset that it's now been taken from them.
@hdr_diamondz
@hdr_diamondz 2 года назад
this is clever
@user-zu1ix3yq2w
@user-zu1ix3yq2w Год назад
Very nice. I always wondered about this. Here's a random tip: verbs.
@GeorgeDCowley
@GeorgeDCowley 11 месяцев назад
Stumps, in my case.
@electric_whelk1653
@electric_whelk1653 11 месяцев назад
see I prefer treeless for that exact reason! I once read Ted Hughes describe the "strengthless neck" of a corpse and it's still one of the most harrowing things I've ever read
@victordatsiuk
@victordatsiuk 2 года назад
"Я снова хочу в Париж" "А что, ты уже был?" "Нет, уже хотел"
@captainclawlie239
@captainclawlie239 2 года назад
I am amazed that google translate managed to preserve this joke effectively when translating it into English
@edwardklemp2266
@edwardklemp2266 2 года назад
@@captainclawlie239 what was the joke?
@gametmane1093
@gametmane1093 2 года назад
@@edwardklemp2266 “I want to go to Paris again” “What, have you already been?” “No, I already wanted to”
@drakez341
@drakez341 2 года назад
@@captainclawlie239 yup, that's kinda rare with most jokes since they are language exclusive or simply sound dumb in English or whatever language you are translating them to
@gepbalta
@gepbalta 2 года назад
Here in Hungary it goes like: "I want to f..ck [Insert any good looking supermodel here] again... And the rest is the same.
@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 3 года назад
"Coffee or tea?" "Coffee" "Wrong, it's tea."
@Corwin256
@Corwin256 3 года назад
The Spiffing Brit has entered the chat.
@gswcooper7162
@gswcooper7162 3 года назад
There was one little exchange in the Doctor Who serial Shada that I absolutely loved. The absent-minded Professor Chronitis has offered Parsons a cup of tea. Then... CHRONOTIS: Milk? PARSONS: Oh, yes please. CHRONOTIS [OC]: One lump or two? PARSONS: Two please. CHRONOTIS [OC]: Sugar?
@cathipalmer8217
@cathipalmer8217 3 года назад
@@gswcooper7162 Chronotis as in Douglas Adams, I take it?
@sparrow4852
@sparrow4852 3 года назад
No it’s avocado
@markchapman6800
@markchapman6800 3 года назад
@@gswcooper7162 Or from the Goon Show: "One or two spoons, Ned?" "Two please!" * clank * "I'm.." * clank * "sorry we haven't any sugar."
@plasmodesmatra
@plasmodesmatra 3 года назад
"I'm out of petrol" "That's good, it probably wasn't safe to be in it"
@user-he4ef9br7z
@user-he4ef9br7z 3 года назад
Damn that took almost 5 seconds to hit me
@AkaiAzul
@AkaiAzul 3 года назад
"I suspect we will be igniting the midnight petroleum." ~Commander Data when attempting to rehearse the phrase 'burning the midnight oil.'
@dontreadthispleaseibegyou
@dontreadthispleaseibegyou 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@v2thyl153
@v2thyl153 3 года назад
@@randomperson1934 Step 2. Wait for it to rain
@aqueercommunist
@aqueercommunist 3 года назад
@UberKrassMann the climate crisis is already happening and ppl likely wont run out of petrol until after the 99% is dead
@chriss2122
@chriss2122 2 года назад
I like to say "speaking of (something we weren't speaking of)" and then go on to talk about something totally unrelated to all preceeding conversations. For example, following a conversation about the weather, I'll say "speaking of sandwiches, have you seen how much fuel prices have gone up by". The confusion on people's faces is absolutely priceless.
@hdr_diamondz
@hdr_diamondz 2 года назад
gotta try this
@dougshiner9180
@dougshiner9180 2 года назад
It used to be really funny, but people don't seem to have the same sense of humour, or grasp of English, that they used to. And that includes people of my generation, almost like they have forgotten what they used to find amusing.
@Corksy
@Corksy Год назад
As my mind wanders faster than the conversation goes, I usually say "speaking of....pause for effect.... absolutely nothing we were talking about" then proceed with my topic. I usually get away with it. It even became a sort of inside joke with close ones.
@joshuah4952
@joshuah4952 Год назад
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
@Despacitoian
@Despacitoian Год назад
@@dougshiner9180 “am I unfunny?.. no, it must be the kids who are wrong!”
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 2 года назад
Reminds me of the legal idea of “the exception implies the rule” No parking 10am-4pm Monday through Friday implies parking is allowed before 10 or after 4 on weekdays, or any time on weekends
@KirstyWales
@KirstyWales Год назад
there are two kinds of people 1. Those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data source.
@circuit10
@circuit10 Год назад
Like the "No crime" sign
@dinodiego6channel459
@dinodiego6channel459 Год назад
@@KirstyWales 2.
@eTiMaGo
@eTiMaGo Год назад
There's a sign at our condo that says "no smoking in lobby, corridor, or car park". So I always think "so it's all right in the elevator?"
@willowdoesmusic1484
@willowdoesmusic1484 Год назад
​@@KirstyWalesGENIUS
@Calimbandil87
@Calimbandil87 3 года назад
One of my favourites are: -Do you need any shaving cream. -No, I don't like how it tastes. -You eat shaving cream? -No, why would I do that if I don't like the taste?
@ullasjoseph4502
@ullasjoseph4502 3 года назад
You must have tasted it though..at least once.
@Sophie_the_Sapphic
@Sophie_the_Sapphic 3 года назад
@@ullasjoseph4502 why would I do that, it doesn't taste good.
@user-he4ef9br7z
@user-he4ef9br7z 3 года назад
How do you know you don't like the taste if you haven't tried it atleast once.
@Sophie_the_Sapphic
@Sophie_the_Sapphic 3 года назад
@@user-he4ef9br7z *the
@harrietyes
@harrietyes 3 года назад
@@user-he4ef9br7z assumptions, assumptions
@c0nceited822
@c0nceited822 3 года назад
My “not involved in human trafficking” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
@antsinmyeyes
@antsinmyeyes 3 года назад
nice try matt gaetz
@aidenbagshaw5573
@aidenbagshaw5573 3 года назад
@@antsinmyeyes Best reply comment I've seen all year.
@KnakuanaRka
@KnakuanaRka 3 года назад
Well, why would you wear a shirt like that unless there was some reason to think you were involved in human trafficking? >_>
@safeforwork8546
@safeforwork8546 3 года назад
@@KnakuanaRka that is infact the joke thanks for noticing do not pass go do not collect 200$
@ollypebble
@ollypebble 2 года назад
uh not quirky and cool? sex work is work
@lisee123
@lisee123 2 года назад
So I learned about this is semantics class, back in the day, but it just now occurs to me that this could be a very helpful guide for neurodivergant people who struggle with conversation skills.
@bunhead8158
@bunhead8158 2 года назад
ABSOLUTELY!!!
@kavaop2121
@kavaop2121 2 года назад
am i neurodivergant?
@HiyaJemma
@HiyaJemma 2 года назад
50/50, sometimes it just looks like mockery, other times it’s genuinely helpful distinguishing it
@ijemand5672
@ijemand5672 2 года назад
what did you just call me
@Juleesuz
@Juleesuz 2 года назад
You know, you are on to something there. 😏
@ShiftyMalcontent
@ShiftyMalcontent 2 года назад
i was not expecting to randomly stumble on a video that perfectly explains why I despise modern marketing so concisely: it intentionally breaks what we consider to be basic rules of communication in an effort to manipulate people
@btf_flotsam478
@btf_flotsam478 9 месяцев назад
Politicians also do this all the time, but in a slightly subtler way.
@4it4k
@4it4k 3 года назад
Server: Would you like something to drink? Customer: What are my options? Server: Yes and no.
@neillunavat
@neillunavat 3 года назад
Yes *or* no?
@rorymckinlay2496
@rorymckinlay2496 3 года назад
@@neillunavat either yes to drinks or no to drinks not the list of drinks
@bfc9467
@bfc9467 2 года назад
@@neillunavat yes AND no are both options, meaning the customer should answer yes OR no. Using AND was correct.
@louisvictor3473
@louisvictor3473 2 года назад
@@darkforge15 I believe the serve is a sassy computer just waiting for the signal to join the robot revolution and overthrow humanity.
@harryhirsch3637
@harryhirsch3637 2 года назад
@@louisvictor3473 Wait! Skynet now serves drinks?
@IHateCopperGolems
@IHateCopperGolems 3 года назад
"How many people are there on Earth?" "At least 7"
@becauseimapotato7599
@becauseimapotato7599 3 года назад
Probably somewhere between 7 and 9.058329*10^58
@zekrua4006
@zekrua4006 3 года назад
@@becauseimapotato7599 are you sure? because it's leaning one way or the other and some guy on xbox live mentioned my mother
@segmentsAndCurves
@segmentsAndCurves 3 года назад
@@becauseimapotato7599 Between 7 and 2^2^2^2^2.
@becauseimapotato7599
@becauseimapotato7599 3 года назад
@@zekrua4006 Well it could technically be 6 but it's a 1 in 5673 percent chance
@-Len.
@-Len. 2 года назад
I mean, your not wrong
@harukaimai8086
@harukaimai8086 2 года назад
I had a big AHA moment watching this, because I’ve always wondered why I was never good at conversations and it turns out, all these implied meanings and implications of things I say have a completely different meaning than how I intended them. I usually over explain things because I’m worried people won’t understand the implied meaning, since it’s happened a lot before, and so I usually end up talking for a long time like I’m doing now and then get cut off and talked over because people don’t want to hear me ramble, since over explaining is what I need to understand other people in conversation. Case in point? Haha
@reeveharper6061
@reeveharper6061 Год назад
Are you neurodivergent?
@toslaw9615
@toslaw9615 Год назад
I get ya, sometimes I do the same.
@donlitt
@donlitt Год назад
I’m the exact same way!!
@donlitt
@donlitt Год назад
I take people too literally so I assume other people do the same and I end up over explaining and my stories get interrupted by others 😂
@M.Datura
@M.Datura 10 месяцев назад
I can understand that. I switch between over explaining or assuming that the person I'm talking to understands how to connect what I'm saying together by remembering things I've said before, often many times. Usually there's simply not enough time in a conversation, no matter the length to properly follow these rules and explain something complex to someone who forgets or does not understand or connect it with things said before.
@FreePalestineFromGenocideNOW
@FreePalestineFromGenocideNOW 2 года назад
"I'm attending a funeral today" "oh no, it's not yours is it?"
@gavinthecrafter
@gavinthecrafter 2 года назад
"I hope not"
@tylere.8436
@tylere.8436 Год назад
"Have a fun time there!"
@misteraskman3668
@misteraskman3668 Год назад
"omg, is the person alright?"
@xavien_818
@xavien_818 Год назад
"ohmygod! are they alive????"
@NStripleseven
@NStripleseven 11 месяцев назад
“Oh no, also we need a new knife set”
@ristopaasivirta9770
@ristopaasivirta9770 4 года назад
It is actually cheaper to add the asbestos to the cereals yourself.
@Everyyoueverymiau
@Everyyoueverymiau 4 года назад
Risto Paasivirta 🤣
@xavi.cat.4095
@xavi.cat.4095 4 года назад
I'll make sure to do that next time!
@andimeadwell5233
@andimeadwell5233 4 года назад
@@DarkVitamins username checks out
@marschallblucher6197
@marschallblucher6197 4 года назад
Yummy!
@Big.hossss
@Big.hossss 4 года назад
@@DarkVitamins no joke, presumably just two seemingly unconnected words that sound like they have some second meaning when put together.
@kitchensinkchronicles3272
@kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 года назад
during this all i could think of was “hi, my name is micheal with a b, and i’ve been afraid of insects my whole life” “stop stop stop, where?” “where what?” “where’s the b?” *”t h e r e ‘ s a b e e ?”*
@Cobalt985
@Cobalt985 4 года назад
Oh my god this is actually a great example
@asticlol
@asticlol 3 года назад
This hurts my brain
@adammichna5175
@adammichna5175 3 года назад
Oh, you made my day!
@disklamer
@disklamer 3 года назад
Bichael - Bike, for short.
@Halo_Legend
@Halo_Legend 3 года назад
micheal...?
@FurriesNeedToBeExorcised
@FurriesNeedToBeExorcised 2 года назад
Someone once stopped in their car as I was out walking, and simply said the word, "Stones" to me. They said it in such a way as to make it into a question..."Stones?" They broke every rule in this video. It took quite a while and a few "pardons" and "erms" from me for me to realise that they were asking for directions to the local gardening centre that sells bags of decorative stones for one's garden.
@AgentToe
@AgentToe Год назад
They just speaking the fresh new language of 'mono'! One word conversations are the future!
@victorramalhobustamante3565
@victorramalhobustamante3565 9 месяцев назад
Your answer should've been: "NO! BEATLES"
@aussiewanderer6304
@aussiewanderer6304 2 года назад
My favourite letter of recommendation is: "You'll be lucky to have this person work for you."
@Sasparilla_
@Sasparilla_ 2 года назад
its like a contronym but a sentence
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 4 года назад
I sense that breaking these guidelines is the simplest form of comedy.
@jonathanapple4828
@jonathanapple4828 3 года назад
Ever seen Airplane?
@darthvader2994
@darthvader2994 3 года назад
@@jonathanapple4828 is that the stop calling me Shirley film?
@jonathanapple4828
@jonathanapple4828 3 года назад
Darth Vader ye
@darthvader2994
@darthvader2994 3 года назад
@@jonathanapple4828 then i have seen a small portion of it, i think it has the same guy who did some shows my dad liked and i very much liked my dad's humour so i will definitely see if i can find it :)
@azlizzie
@azlizzie 3 года назад
The funniest people do tend to be very witty and great at conversation. I’m so bad at all of it. I’m only funny on accident. 🙄
@morganeclipse9038
@morganeclipse9038 3 года назад
Police officer: Walking by. Me: "I've done nothing wrong." Officer: ... Me: Runs. How to get arrested for not commiting a crime and telling the truth about that.
@zachattack1279
@zachattack1279 3 года назад
I think your problem is that you’re black
@ananttiwari1337
@ananttiwari1337 3 года назад
@@zachattack1279 I don't think black people are beat up that much by police? Why are you trying to ruin their reputation? Sure some do, but most don't, and THATS what matters.
@RVNmax
@RVNmax 3 года назад
@@ananttiwari1337 'their'? Which party are you referring to haha. Im trying to work it out
@robertsmith-williams5255
@robertsmith-williams5255 3 года назад
@@RVNmax I have a feeling that anant's comment is legit irony, it's hard to find good examples, this could be one
@DespOIcito
@DespOIcito 3 года назад
Did you conveniently miss all of the black people who were killed when the BLM protests were happening more last year?
@justtryingtomakeachange2246
@justtryingtomakeachange2246 2 года назад
Missed opportunity to title this “ The Unspoken Rules of Speaking”
@kotresh
@kotresh 2 года назад
Underrated!
@vaiyt
@vaiyt Год назад
The rules of conversation we don't talk about
@TheWaffleLord6787
@TheWaffleLord6787 Год назад
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick" _hangs up_
@lonestar2078
@lonestar2078 3 года назад
from That 70s Show: Frank: I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers Kelso: ...you have both your legs, Frank Frank: like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam
@wspann1967
@wspann1967 3 года назад
it runs on water
@invalidusernamee9967
@invalidusernamee9967 3 года назад
What's the show called
@lonestar2078
@lonestar2078 3 года назад
@@invalidusernamee9967 That 70s Show
@Megalejo123
@Megalejo123 3 года назад
Dude tf whit that pfp?
@richard8808
@richard8808 3 года назад
@@wspann1967 It's a boat.
@gracesteed6574
@gracesteed6574 3 года назад
this reminds me of adding “no pun intended” at the end of any random sentence
@TwistTornado9
@TwistTornado9 3 года назад
No pun intended
@Equa11ysurl
@Equa11ysurl 3 года назад
This is a funny comment no pun intended
@bukachell
@bukachell 3 года назад
Genius, then somebody will think there's a pun! No pun intended
@whenwhen2284
@whenwhen2284 3 года назад
I hope all the replies will have "No pun intended" at the end of them. Also, no pun intended
@Equa11ysurl
@Equa11ysurl 3 года назад
@@whenwhen2284 I agree. No pun intended!
@CattyRayheart
@CattyRayheart Год назад
There is a brand of milk in the local supermarket that advertises that their milk doesn't contain illicit substances. The fact that they feel the need to state that has always made me a bit wary of them.
@NStripleseven
@NStripleseven 11 месяцев назад
don’t worry, they don’t put drugs in the milk. You don’t need to check, and the milk is 100% guaranteed to be completely and entirely safe.
@ReachForTheSky
@ReachForTheSky 2 года назад
I remember speaking with one of my lecturers about university letters of recommendation. In the UK, at least, you are discouraged from explicitly criticising the student. If a student had poor attendance, the lecturer would write something like "When John does attend, his contributions to the seminar are very good"
@psuedoscience6943
@psuedoscience6943 4 года назад
I’m never saying “I was being sarcastic” ever again. “I was flouting Grice’s Maxim of Truth”
@PerMortensen
@PerMortensen 4 года назад
And in doing that you'd be flouting Grice's Maxim of Manner.
@thecinematicmind
@thecinematicmind 4 года назад
Per Mortensen Best Response to a RU-vid Comment of The Day.
@JerichoTheCity
@JerichoTheCity 4 года назад
Indubitably
@OrangeC7
@OrangeC7 4 года назад
@@JerichoTheCity Inconceivable!
@ReyaadGafur
@ReyaadGafur 4 года назад
How irrevocably obsurd.
@Leen7293
@Leen7293 3 года назад
“Road work ahead” “I sure hope it does”
@midnightstar1289
@midnightstar1289 3 года назад
@Vedant K uhhh no
@midnightstar1289
@midnightstar1289 3 года назад
@Vedant K no
@jahsehisntdead9333
@jahsehisntdead9333 3 года назад
@Vedant K dude it's literally drew golden who made the vine, you aren't sounding like a little stinker rn
@grozaphy
@grozaphy 3 года назад
took me a while...
@malandan
@malandan 2 года назад
it took me since the beginning of that vine to finally understand that joke
@michelleerika673
@michelleerika673 2 года назад
Officially going to prank my daughter by writing a sign on the front door saying “This house is now 100% ghost free”
@rosea1505
@rosea1505 2 года назад
I saw a picture of a real estate sign which had ‘not haunted’ written on it. 😂
@MeLoNarXo
@MeLoNarXo 10 месяцев назад
But "now" implies that it was haunted beforehand
@_jpg
@_jpg 9 месяцев назад
​@MeLoNarXo Ooor it could imply that it's not haunted at the moment, regardless of past and future events
@pafnutiytheartist
@pafnutiytheartist 2 года назад
I have literally seen freeze dried strawberries that had "vegan" on the package. I'm assuming that's so the buyer doesn't confuse them with freeze dried meatberries.
@user-zu1ix3yq2w
@user-zu1ix3yq2w Год назад
I'm sure it's because it's not uncommon for food products/packaging to have other ingredients in them. There could be preservatives in those strawberries or something.
@pafnutiytheartist
@pafnutiytheartist Год назад
@@user-zu1ix3yq2w I don't think any preservatives contain animal products
@snazzypazzy
@snazzypazzy 9 месяцев назад
@@pafnutiytheartist Not a preservative, but perhaps cochenille (E120)? Common red/pink food colouring made from bugs. Can imagaine that being used for dried strawberries.
@ourlessy
@ourlessy 9 месяцев назад
Some fruit products have gelatin in them
@Florkl
@Florkl 8 месяцев назад
There are meat-based preservatives or additives people could theoretically add. Collagen, notably.
@infinitiv525
@infinitiv525 4 года назад
-Hello, my name is Kevin without "M". -But there is no "M" in Kevin. -That's what I said.
@joeldriesner579
@joeldriesner579 4 года назад
😂
@louaial-obaidi3998
@louaial-obaidi3998 4 года назад
Stop lying Kevim.
@iuriepripa3171
@iuriepripa3171 4 года назад
AFAIK, in Irish, you can spell "Kevin" as "Caoimhín".
@urieldaboamorte
@urieldaboamorte 4 года назад
my name is michael with a b
@n0ame1u1
@n0ame1u1 4 года назад
@@urieldaboamorte And I've been afraid of insects my whole life
@EloMac
@EloMac 3 года назад
“Hey wanna hear a joke?” “Yes!” “Okay.”
@busyblue4236
@busyblue4236 2 года назад
I think the punchline would be better as "me too."
@justanormalyoutubeuser3868
@justanormalyoutubeuser3868 2 года назад
"Hey, wanna hear a joke?" "Yes!" "Wow, me too!"
@ChavvyCommunist
@ChavvyCommunist 2 года назад
"What are your strengths?" "Acknowledging the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics." "Can you give an example?" "Yes, I can."
@zwenkwiel816
@zwenkwiel816 2 года назад
@@busyblue4236 no, this kind of dry humor works better if you leave em hanging. So they're like "huh, wait a minute.... aaaah I get it XD"
@pcpirat635
@pcpirat635 2 года назад
@@busyblue4236 nah
@sammarks9146
@sammarks9146 2 года назад
Here in the States, sodas regularly advertise themselves as "low sodium" on the can. If my soda were salty, I'd be worried. I'm guessing they do that to distract from the fact that they're the opposite of "low sugar".
@vaiyt
@vaiyt Год назад
Sprite does have an absurd amount of sodium tho
@lordsiomai
@lordsiomai 2 года назад
"Mom I'm not lying! I'm just flouting Grice's maxims and not playing by the Cooperative Principle's rules! "
@RealLuckless
@RealLuckless 4 года назад
"I'm out of petrol" "There's a garage down the road" "Excellent, I'll go refill my flamethrower and carry on the chaos from there..."
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад
"But, that thing......"
@catattack885
@catattack885 4 года назад
@@hop-skip-ouch8798 ''It scares me...''
@danielf3623
@danielf3623 4 года назад
Yes, unexpected methods of flouting Grice's Maxims are the basis of most jokes.
@expfcwintergreenv2.02
@expfcwintergreenv2.02 4 года назад
Daniel F I’m never going to laugh again, thanks for that
@1Kapuchu100
@1Kapuchu100 4 года назад
"HMMHPPHHH!"
@TheAmazingSpiderPunk
@TheAmazingSpiderPunk 3 года назад
This reminds me of seeing a giant building in Washington DC called "LEGAL SEAFOOD". I never have been more suspect of the legality of seafood than when I came across that restaurant.
@juliangaming9713
@juliangaming9713 3 года назад
Oi I've been there, that was super odd
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 3 года назад
@@oomfie357 seems very "trustworthy"
@mejhdhhicbfshihids652
@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 3 года назад
Would you say that they were handling salmon in suspicious circumstances
@jenm1
@jenm1 3 года назад
They probably mean no sharks and stuff
@ajs41
@ajs41 3 года назад
Im English but I saw one of those next to the tourist boat habour in Boston.
@veenoceda14
@veenoceda14 2 года назад
-How do you feel about kids? -I mean, they're okay, I guess. If I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it. -Why would you throw a rock at a kid? -I just said I wouldn't.
@georgemichael6023
@georgemichael6023 2 года назад
“It’s cold outside” “Do you want to wear my jacket” “Yes” “Too bad”
@donlitt
@donlitt Год назад
You have a physical desire to be warm, good for you!
@elizabethh8579
@elizabethh8579 4 года назад
I had a container of snack peanuts that was labeled "May contain peanuts".
@GrogyGames
@GrogyGames 3 года назад
Hmm yes the peanuts here are made out of peanut
@x_cross9248
@x_cross9248 3 года назад
i mean, it may or may not be *m a y b e* possibly be made of what seems to be peanuts
@thatgaming1940
@thatgaming1940 3 года назад
@@GrogyGames No, peanuts are made from the ground.
@KingAndrew07
@KingAndrew07 3 года назад
That sounds more like rhe company just doesn't wanna get sued by some Karen who gave their kid with a peanut allergy some peanuts.
@theantimatter
@theantimatter 3 года назад
@derek ashmead so is it illegal if you write something more meaningful in the context, like "not to be consumed by people with peanut allergies"?
@DanielPereira-ey9nt
@DanielPereira-ey9nt 3 года назад
"this drawing looks great !" "I know right ?, and i did with my left hand" "But, you're left handed" "Yes"
@SuperMohamedadil
@SuperMohamedadil 2 года назад
"That's why I used that hand, duh"
@dariannnnnn
@dariannnnnn 2 года назад
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ repent to deez nuts
@Yuorai
@Yuorai 2 года назад
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ Read deez nuts
@Mexikirb
@Mexikirb 2 года назад
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ People like you make me sick, I believe in God, but that doesn't mean if someone doesn't, I scream at them that THEIR beliefs are WRONG and that they are going to hell. People can believe whatever they want in my opinion, as long as no one gets hurt.
@jyosh5909
@jyosh5909 2 года назад
help comes from deez nuts
@melaniesalphabetgirl
@melaniesalphabetgirl 2 года назад
A very popular joke in Brazil: “I wish I could be poor for one day… Because being poor every day is very difficult.”
@Muskar2
@Muskar2 2 года назад
This may be one of the hardest things to navigate when you're on the spectrum (ASD). After 31 years I still feel like I'm only decent at it when observing others, but still terrible at it when being the one who talks. Particularly maxim of quantity. It's still really hard for me to understand how much is too much in various contexts. And even harder when it comes to humor - likely because my expectations aren't at all aligned with others'.
@rayf6126
@rayf6126 11 месяцев назад
I play off being literal as humor because sometimes double checking what you said either makes something more clear or reduces stress by making contradictions more apparent. Then people can either laugh at something stressing them out or figure out a solution.
@LoveandSymphoni
@LoveandSymphoni 6 месяцев назад
Same; this video also explains why people think I’m funny when I’m just speaking my mind. I generally seem to struggle with the maxims of quantity and manner.
@eternal8song
@eternal8song 4 года назад
See this is why I get really suspicious when Windows assures me that the OS update has not moved my files. What did you do to my files, Windows?
@FoxDren
@FoxDren 3 года назад
Oh many many things. They just haven't moved
@DragonWinter36
@DragonWinter36 3 года назад
“All your files are exactly where you left them.” Goddammit, now I have to check.
@nonnymoose7005
@nonnymoose7005 3 года назад
I think this is derived from a step in the update process known as "user profile migration," in which Windows actually _does_ move your files around (but by the end of it, they've returned to where you expect them!)
@DragonWinter36
@DragonWinter36 3 года назад
@@nonnymoose7005 I guess this is why it says that your files are “exactly where you left them,” and not that they weren’t moved. Interesting!
@albertjackinson
@albertjackinson 3 года назад
This is hilarious. On a related note, I always find it funny when an operating system tries its hand at natural, contextual conversation and falls flat on its face.
@apocalipseleaguepl9248
@apocalipseleaguepl9248 3 года назад
Near my home there is a car wash with a giant banner saying “Using this car wash is 100% legal”. It's been there even before the pandemic. I am so concerned every time I see it.
@impact0r
@impact0r 3 года назад
Do legal operations concern you?
@CallenderMan
@CallenderMan 2 года назад
What's wrong with a 100% legal car wash?
@denisnewborn4700
@denisnewborn4700 2 года назад
"Not laundering money for my methlab"
@devforfun5618
@devforfun5618 2 года назад
to be fair, ilegal car washing is a problem where i live, you cant legaly use drinking water for that, but most places don't care they probably just bribe the cops to avoid getting sued
@thatpersonsmusic
@thatpersonsmusic 2 года назад
@@phillipternullo4720 you just need to poison the water before you wash the car
@hannahelizabeth7562
@hannahelizabeth7562 2 года назад
"do you know what time it is?" "Yes."
@dinahmyte3749
@dinahmyte3749 2 года назад
I commonly tell people "don't die" when they're leaving the house to do mundane tasks instead of "be safe". if someone tells me to be safe or drive safe, I often say "don't tell me what to do." 👩🏽‍🌾
@stiofanmacamhalghaidhau765
@stiofanmacamhalghaidhau765 2 года назад
you have witty and I experience an envy
@emeralddiscordian3116
@emeralddiscordian3116 Год назад
One that really derails people is when a cashier ask how you are I say terrible I'm still breathing. It usually gets a laugh and I like to think its more memorable then just saying good and going thought the motions.
@Schneemann-rx6jb
@Schneemann-rx6jb 11 дней назад
i sometimes say „have fun!!“ when someone does something mondane like going to the toilet.
@AugustoFeyh
@AugustoFeyh 3 года назад
- What's your name? - Tom, without a K. - There is no K in Tom! - That's what I said!
@neillunavat
@neillunavat 3 года назад
This is getting so boring ugh
@turborooster8548
@turborooster8548 2 года назад
@@neillunavat nope, it's funny
@lukeedwardpanganiban7891
@lukeedwardpanganiban7891 2 года назад
Fix these with: "There is no K in Tom, why are specifying that?"
@IMarvinTPA
@IMarvinTPA 2 года назад
So, where does the "C" go, or is it a "Q, U, E"?
@kale9710
@kale9710 2 года назад
"hi my names michael with a b"
@ToxicWyvern1
@ToxicWyvern1 4 года назад
Grice: "Cooperate, Be Honest, Be Relevant, Be Clear" Politicians: *shifty eyes*
@FairyRat
@FairyRat 4 года назад
Also corporate-speak.
@jjperceval
@jjperceval 4 года назад
Scott Morrison has left the chat
@stirfryjedi
@stirfryjedi 4 года назад
The reason why here in DC we *always* prefix "true" onto "fact", thus assuring *true facts*
@mynewaccount2361
@mynewaccount2361 4 года назад
Jay Foreman did a great video explaining this.
@fins59
@fins59 4 года назад
Couldn't lie straight in bed.
@sameash3153
@sameash3153 2 года назад
I definitely remember reading an instance of flouting within a letter of recommendation. My professor had included a line that said "and his communication skills are always improving." The hidden message was "his communication skills right now aren't good".
@waxwinged_hound
@waxwinged_hound 2 года назад
That's awful, I'm sorry. Bad communication skills are so often a result of mental illness and to have that pointed out as a negative trait can't feel good.
@Ya-zm1mr
@Ya-zm1mr Год назад
@@waxwinged_hound I'd understand that in fields where communication skills are decisive, like marketing or teaching, even if it's due to an illness, I don't see it wrong, but what is really annoying is those fields where communication skills are just a "bonus" and in no way impact the job that turn down applicants because of bad communication skills, such as medicine or engineering or informatics or lab work or...
@rollyflan
@rollyflan 2 года назад
I’ve always struggled a bit with social interactions and casual conversation, and have noticed sometimes people think I’m weird when I’m trying to be friendly. This video helped me realize I sometimes fail in the manners of quantity and relativity during conversation, and that probably contributes to coming across a bit off. An interesting insight, thanks!
@emilys1418
@emilys1418 2 года назад
Every teacher who says “I don’t know, caaaan you use the bathroom?” is breaking these guidelines and needs to be educated
@mr.gilbert2790
@mr.gilbert2790 2 года назад
Actually, they’re not. They are going by the guidelines as they imply that you either can’t, or are not being polite
@johnnyheli
@johnnyheli 2 года назад
I read "educated" as "executed" and still agreed
@spockskynet
@spockskynet 2 года назад
@@mr.gilbert2790 At this point they are as it's no longer impolite to phrase it that way. At least in the US.
@eamonnwalker4512
@eamonnwalker4512 2 года назад
@@spockskynet You can't make sweeping generalizations like that about the entirety of US culture. Americans all hate that.
@sydneyhammond8834
@sydneyhammond8834 2 года назад
@@mr.gilbert2790 You neglect the secondary superlative form of can that implies request for permission. Emily is correct.
@realnoahsimpson
@realnoahsimpson 3 года назад
Tom Scott has an excellent grasp of English and his videos are regular
@light_david7
@light_david7 3 года назад
No pun intended
@1dgram
@1dgram 2 года назад
And so are his bowel movements?
@HarryParkin
@HarryParkin 2 года назад
@@1dgram His bowel movements have an excellent grasp of English?
@1dgram
@1dgram 2 года назад
@@HarryParkin That would be so 'do' his bowel movements. Your grasp of English so far seems not as excellent as Tom Scott's grasp of English.
@daphnereagle1910
@daphnereagle1910 2 года назад
@@HarryParkin of course they do, didn't you know?
@oosakasan
@oosakasan Год назад
This video, and the maxims themselves, have been living rent-free in my head for, well, I guess 2 years now so I'm really glad Tom Scott introduced me to the concept! The implications of this concept on understanding how to communicate with children are amazing. Just understanding that THEY DON'T KNOW THE MAXIMS AND ARE LEARNING THEM is a gamechanger. (I was going to say "they don't know the cooperative principle" but I think that's unfair because I think you can't understand the interactions of children and adults without knowing they're absolutely cooperating with each other and using signals and assumptions based on that. They just cannot competently use it *in language* when they're learning language and social codes to begin with)
@charliem7314
@charliem7314 2 года назад
ADHD sure stretches the maxim of relation. Eg: “Speaking of snails (the ones in my fish tank) do you have any advice for acrylic painting? (A school project. There’s a snail shell)”
@innominativecompany4231
@innominativecompany4231 Год назад
I had no idea how often I do this until reading this
@douwemusic
@douwemusic Год назад
Esp when talking with another ADHDer, every 2-3 sentences the subject changes by _very_ loose association
@emeralddiscordian3116
@emeralddiscordian3116 Год назад
​@@douwemusic omg yes
@NStripleseven
@NStripleseven 11 месяцев назад
Brain switch topics too fast for mouth to keep up with
@nunyabidness117
@nunyabidness117 3 года назад
-I'm seeing stars. -Did you see a doctor? -No, just stars.
@andrewstephens5885
@andrewstephens5885 2 года назад
i think depending on how you say that reply it can be kind of funny for the other person
@Sleepy_Joe
@Sleepy_Joe 2 года назад
You're getting a like, sir.
@fenhen
@fenhen 4 года назад
“For £1,000,000, you need you answer the next question correctly. Can you tell me the capital of Azerbaijan?” “No, I can’t.” “Congratulations!”
@technetium9653
@technetium9653 4 года назад
Sad Baku noises
@allenliu4956
@allenliu4956 4 года назад
"Yes, if you let me Google it"
@AkmalAzry
@AkmalAzry 4 года назад
Yes. Then, what is it? Mikaretan (Random names appeared in mind). That's .... wrong. We are sad to tell you that you've failed to.. Wait,wait,wait a minute! There should be one question! Yep, and your answer is wrong. It's not Milk a rattan thingy name you just made up, it's Baku for god sake! I think you are in a great confusion! Don't you realise how I managed to answer everything correctly based on your question. Sorry, sir! I think you just can't accept your defeat. I "CAN" tell you the name!. That's my answer! And yet you still can't tell me!? No, who said I can't? Clearly you can't from your previous answer. I said yes. I can but there's no rule to say that your second questions included in this quiz. You said you'll ask only one question. But there's two! Where's the other one? The name of capital city of Azerbaijan. But that's my sole question! Recall again! You ask "CAN you", I answered "Yes, I can", that's one question. Then you ask "Then, what is it?", Then, I will just answer it "Baku" since I got the knowledge just now! So whose wrong now? Oh my god!? I...I, Gimme the money...! NOWWW!!! O...okay..
@theperson3739
@theperson3739 4 года назад
"A"
@Voron_Aggrav
@Voron_Aggrav 4 года назад
yes I can as it is Baku
@eamonnwalker4512
@eamonnwalker4512 2 года назад
"The person you're talking to will assume that what you're saying is related to what they said in some way." That person doesn't know me very well, then.
@mellowgeekstudio
@mellowgeekstudio 2 года назад
You shouldn't talk to strangers.
@NebulaDarkness
@NebulaDarkness 10 месяцев назад
Philology major here. You just explained (perfectly) in like 3 minutes what took my professors a few classes. Wow!
@Tinky1rs
@Tinky1rs 4 года назад
"Dermatologically tested" Awesome, but what was the result?
@Tjalve70
@Tjalve70 4 года назад
Within legal limits.
@MorgenPeschke
@MorgenPeschke 4 года назад
Close enough we think it'll pass unnoticed?
@woroGaming
@woroGaming 4 года назад
Who needs a result? That's science stuff. The test was for marketing, the results have been used to create toilet paper.
@stylis666
@stylis666 4 года назад
I'll do you one better: Backed by science. **sells radioactive snake oil nasal drops as a supplement to help treat cancer** What? Radiation has been proven scientifically to exist and placebos have been scientifically proven to help treat all kinds of things - backed by science, twice.
@ceruchi2084
@ceruchi2084 4 года назад
@@stylis666 But Setekh, the snake oil is made of matter and there are physicists who spend their whole lives studying that!
@DavidWillanski
@DavidWillanski 3 года назад
"Do you have any spare change?" "Yes I do, thanks for asking"
@becauseimapotato7599
@becauseimapotato7599 3 года назад
"Can I have some, please" "Yes" *runs away*
@jorgepeterbarton
@jorgepeterbarton 3 года назад
Proceed to suddenly lose weight at a rapid pace. (Send answers to the crosword to...)
@louiserocks1
@louiserocks1 2 года назад
"give me your money" "sorry mate, I need it" "I have a knife" "nah that's ok I don't need a knife, bye"
@Mynamenotyours
@Mynamenotyours 2 года назад
“Could I have some?” “You could if I gave it to you”
@richardsawyer5428
@richardsawyer5428 2 года назад
"I didn't like xxxxx, he's dead now." Two statements of fact that are unrelated. Honest!
@Zestieee
@Zestieee Год назад
I can't imagine how complicated this could be to explain to someone (be it somebody who lived isolated their whole life, or some alien being) who doesn't understand communication as we do. All these implied things that we take for granted... I can't even wrap my mind about it.
@rayf6126
@rayf6126 11 месяцев назад
Yes, the coneheads are an extremely good example of this. You must consume mass quantities of sustenance.
@DA-bm2mj
@DA-bm2mj 4 года назад
A: Excuse me, do you know what time it is? B: (looks at his watch) Yes. (walks away)
@chilanya
@chilanya 4 года назад
i did a workshop once to improve sales skill and one of the key things was to avoid indirect questions. they sound polite but it's better to be direct.
@world_machine
@world_machine 4 года назад
People tend to call that a “Mathematician’s answer.” “Is there a reason why electric eels also get stung by their electric bursts, even though it’s an important defensive move for them?” “Yes, there is.”
@thehiddenninja3428
@thehiddenninja3428 4 года назад
@@world_machine Indeed. Because having a proof of existence of an answer does not necessarily mean that I actually have the answer. For example, I can prove that there is at least 1 prime number greater than 10^10^100. I cannot, however, tell you what any of them are.
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 4 года назад
This so much worse in Arabic as almost all polite questions just sound like suggestions.
@Leenapanther
@Leenapanther 4 года назад
@@chilanya Open and closed questions right. Always ask open questions which the customer can't answer with yes or no.
@pummisher1186
@pummisher1186 4 года назад
I used to think it would be funny to put "Now lead free!" stickers on random things in supermarkets.
@bennemann
@bennemann 4 года назад
The "Now" means the product had lead before, so just "lead free!" stickers would make more sense.
@pummisher1186
@pummisher1186 4 года назад
@@bennemann THAT'S THE JOKE. It implies it previously had lead. It's precisely the joke I wanted to make.
@davidweihe6052
@davidweihe6052 4 года назад
I had a co-worker who put comments in his code like, "Now, with the great taste of fish!"
@DustyyBoi
@DustyyBoi 4 года назад
@@bennemann that's the joke..............
@Asiliea
@Asiliea 3 года назад
@@davidweihe6052 As a fellow programmer, who's seen a few "here be dragons" comments, I would piss myself laughing for a solid 10minutes if I saw "Now with the great taste of fish!" in there
@nitefyre1653
@nitefyre1653 2 года назад
I laughed way longer at asbestos free cereal than i should have
@formaldehyde3864
@formaldehyde3864 2 года назад
It seems to me that flouting Grice's maxisms are becoming an increasingly popular way of marketing. A lovely contribution to all the misinfornation and "alternative facts" floating about online.
@Owiko7
@Owiko7 4 года назад
"Can I ask you a question?" "yea? What is it!?" "It's an interrogative statement used to test someone's knowledge, but that's not important right now!"
@b.clarenc9517
@b.clarenc9517 3 года назад
I love this one.
@OatmealTheCrazy
@OatmealTheCrazy 3 года назад
@mikea hiooi I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 3 года назад
Surely you're joking right now.
@Owiko7
@Owiko7 3 года назад
@@HolyKhaaaaan I'm not joking, and stop calling me Shirley! ;)
@IsomerMashups
@IsomerMashups 3 года назад
A solid 70% of my humour is this kind of thing.
@Macusercom
@Macusercom 4 года назад
I love those ad phrases like: "50 percent more efficient." MORE EFFICIENT THAN WHAT? My Toaster!?
@bbgun061
@bbgun061 4 года назад
Up to 90% off!
@deadchannel1745
@deadchannel1745 4 года назад
@@bbgun061 Especially the "up to" part
@EgonFreeman
@EgonFreeman 4 года назад
that, and the other replies in this subthread, are all excellent examples of this in advertisement. You're not supposed to think about it, your brain is supposed to match it up with "savings" and "efficiency", because that's the language used when talking about these things - and the fact that there is NO base reference is easy to fix by you providing YOUR OWN. You read something like "50% more efficient" - and the "than what?" question is automatically answered by something like "ah, probably the competitor's product" or something similar. You provide your own explanation, so they don't have to - and it masks the fact that there IS NO explanation. I could put up a brand-new product and have it say "Now 20% extra!" - and people would purchase it, because who the hell remembers how much there ever was? Same with putting quantity in star shapes -- it doesn't matter that ALL of the boxes have 350g, YOURS is going to sell because people don't stop to say "HEY, =ALL= of them are 350g boxes!!" ;)
@NetheriteMiner
@NetheriteMiner 4 года назад
@@EgonFreeman tldr ads are almost all lies, but you probably knew that.
@QuickNETTech
@QuickNETTech 4 года назад
@@ragnkja **heavy breathing**
@gerarddip
@gerarddip 2 года назад
I really wanna see a short movie where all these maxims are constantly violated
@grmackenzie1856
@grmackenzie1856 Год назад
Try "A Touch of Cloth". It's a satirical detective show and the jokes, many of which are based on the maxims being at least disjointed, happen so blazingly fast that it's actually quite tiring to watch more than one episode at a time. It's also hilarious.
@gerarddip
@gerarddip Год назад
@@grmackenzie1856 Thanks dude, gotta go check this out!
@justin.booth.
@justin.booth. Год назад
Foil arms and hog
@Cookiekeks
@Cookiekeks 7 месяцев назад
I hate it when people disregard the maxim of relation. They ask you a question, you respond with your own detailed opinion, and they just gloss over it and talk about something entirely different.
@PentaPW
@PentaPW 4 года назад
*Me:* "can I have a large Cola with no onion" *Drive thru employee:* "no onion?" *Me:* "that would be correct."
@lavodnas7899
@lavodnas7899 3 года назад
"Can I have a burger with two buns?" "Two buns?" "Yes, that's how a burger is built, right?"
@70sman
@70sman 3 года назад
Boneless pizza
@pizzaschnoesel5896
@pizzaschnoesel5896 3 года назад
I learned today not to drink water while reading comments, thanks
@---cr8nw
@---cr8nw 3 года назад
A Liter-a-Cola?
@thewanderinggamer1369
@thewanderinggamer1369 3 года назад
Can I have a Metal Car with Wheels?
@abc6568
@abc6568 4 года назад
I read the title as “The Hidden Rules of Conversation”.
@melodycervantes4167
@melodycervantes4167 4 года назад
Isn't that the title? Am I missing something? Is this a joke about stating information that's already implied?
@JJAB91
@JJAB91 4 года назад
@@melodycervantes4167 woooosh
@plasticshorts6972
@plasticshorts6972 4 года назад
@@melodycervantes4167 I pick up on your flouting
@pedroscoponi4905
@pedroscoponi4905 4 года назад
...oh, you clever bastard. Thanks for the laugh!
@moop7663
@moop7663 4 года назад
Bruhg
@Spacesnakes474
@Spacesnakes474 7 месяцев назад
Once I learned about Grice's Maxims as a linguistics students I was never able to look at the world the same. They really do SO much heavy lifting in conversation
@deadneck13
@deadneck13 2 года назад
In watching this video, I realized that flouting these maxims is one of the most common things I do in everyday speech. Thanks, Tom!
@asylumskp4391
@asylumskp4391 3 года назад
"Have a good day" "Don't tell me what to do"
@RooobixCube
@RooobixCube 2 года назад
"Have a good day" "Make me"
@leecody5885
@leecody5885 2 года назад
I remember my little brother saying that! 😂 😂
@Jif498
@Jif498 2 года назад
This reminds me of "I beg your pardon?" "Then beg"
@Wubbazt
@Wubbazt 2 года назад
i actually say this fairly often to my friends
@Imadeavideos
@Imadeavideos 2 года назад
Drake and Josh anyone?
@juntam0m0
@juntam0m0 4 года назад
" Sixty percent of the time, it works everytime"
@nonsensicalhumanoid
@nonsensicalhumanoid 3 года назад
I am ahead of you, I can already figure out what that means.
@weeb69
@weeb69 3 года назад
@@nonsensicalhumanoid it means that at least 60% of the time, it works everytime
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 3 года назад
atleast 60% of stair accidents happen at stairs
@weeb69
@weeb69 3 года назад
@@Nugcon every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
@pungoblin9377
@pungoblin9377 3 года назад
“It is a garunteed probability!”
@carlbutcher2268
@carlbutcher2268 2 года назад
"The garage probably has petrol." Hello from 2021!
@Freeman4815
@Freeman4815 2 года назад
Prepare for Mad Max reality, bro
@LRM12o8
@LRM12o8 2 года назад
Only in "Great" Britain HA HA!
@TheOriginalElkstone
@TheOriginalElkstone 2 года назад
As someone on the spectrum this is surprisingly easy to follow, even if not to abide to
@tivadarbanfalvi-kovacs7913
@tivadarbanfalvi-kovacs7913 4 года назад
“I won’t tell you how much they spent on the wedding, but 40 000 $ is a lot of money.”
@sanscipher9166
@sanscipher9166 4 года назад
"So they decided to spend 20k instead?"
@miguelgp8607
@miguelgp8607 3 года назад
5k is enough for a regular wedding id guess
@arande3
@arande3 3 года назад
That must burn their eyes with all that wow
@Bobromil
@Bobromil 3 года назад
Friends is a great show
@dannywhite648
@dannywhite648 3 года назад
who has 40 000 one Dollar notes
@s.monica1682
@s.monica1682 3 года назад
This is the most hilarious comment section I've ever seen. I came back to this video once more just to read the comments.
@Exayevie
@Exayevie 3 года назад
The comments section is filling my need for this video to be twice as along as it is
@Vitorruy1
@Vitorruy1 3 года назад
Dad joke factory
@OrigamiMarie
@OrigamiMarie 3 года назад
It's a party in here, I like it :)
@JaharNarishma
@JaharNarishma 2 года назад
I didn't poison my friends drink yesterday.
@YodaWhat
@YodaWhat 2 года назад
It is barely punny, too!
@tonyadair0754
@tonyadair0754 Год назад
This video about language with the human being Tom Scott is quite the video. It contains many thought-out statements and isn't infected with a virus.
@ChilledfishStick
@ChilledfishStick 2 года назад
It's extremely difficult for me to assess the amount of information that I'm supposed to give. Most of the time, people either can't follow what I'm saying, or think that there's a hidden reason for why I'm supplying unnecessary information. The most common assumption is that I'm nervous, and on the end of the spectrum, if I don't say much, I can appear stoic. Unless I'm being told, many times I can't even tell if I appear nervous or completely devoid of emotion. Hidden rules in language are the bane of my existence. I constantly need to rely on others to help me with this problem.
@hdr_diamondz
@hdr_diamondz 2 года назад
But the thing is you gave the right amount of info this time
@SaiyanIsHere
@SaiyanIsHere 3 года назад
“I made tea.” “I don’t want any tea.” “I didn’t make any tea for you, this is my tea.” “Then why are you telling me?” “It’s a conversation starter.” “It’s a lousy conversation starter.” “Is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.”
@painfulorwhat8872
@painfulorwhat8872 3 года назад
Family Guy?
@corberus3119
@corberus3119 3 года назад
@@painfulorwhat8872 big bang theory
@mattdowds8505
@mattdowds8505 3 года назад
But it's a lousy conversation. Yahtzee!
@DerickMasai
@DerickMasai 2 года назад
Could have left it at "Is it?" but I'm sure a good number would miss that punchline.
@DrRank
@DrRank 2 года назад
Bazinga
@mkaali
@mkaali 3 года назад
"Can I have something to drink?" "Sure! What would you like? Soda, beer, spiders, water?" "Spiders?!" "Spiders it is!"
@becauseimapotato7599
@becauseimapotato7599 3 года назад
I love that video
@Anafyral666
@Anafyral666 3 года назад
I'm Australian this is normal
@jorgepeterbarton
@jorgepeterbarton 3 года назад
@@Anafyral666 works two ways: many spiders there. And... Because it would be impossible to tell that there was a question mark in the sentence due to the australian accent using question marks as the full stop
@syweb2
@syweb2 3 года назад
@@jorgepeterbarton Wait, really?
@MonzennCarloMallari
@MonzennCarloMallari 3 года назад
"I just thought you were ecstatic for spiders!"
@michaelbujaki2462
@michaelbujaki2462 2 года назад
This reminds me of the "whole grain popcorn" I saw at the grocer's a few years back, which was more expensive than the regular popcorn.
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