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The "Instant Ghengis Khan" Bow! 

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@leodelu7568
@leodelu7568 5 лет назад
Our world is nothing without a laughing German wood elf archery engineer.
@fftere
@fftere 5 лет назад
What heresy is this? This guy is a damn Dwarf smith, improving the simple fairy tools with mechanical dwarven knowledge as a hobby. He's a badass
@JuraijaM92
@JuraijaM92 5 лет назад
​@@fftere He's a badass indeed, i really love his inventions, they should be in video games because they looks pretty amazing and useful for certain situations can you imagine a surviving game were you can build bows like those? even having many of them in your base wich you can grab, shot until empty and change to another one to defend yourself from hords of monsters
@bjw4859
@bjw4859 4 года назад
Laughing German Wood Elf, what a classic, just imagine this guy as your Dad ?.
@martyrier
@martyrier 4 года назад
@@fftere Thats just a regular german you are describing ^^
@rotegino7536
@rotegino7536 4 года назад
Mr Penguin he’s hagrid
@irishguy13
@irishguy13 5 лет назад
"Let me show you its features", is a declaration of personal victory.
@MrTLSfan
@MrTLSfan 5 лет назад
This man would have changed history were he born in the middle ages.
@lukaspieper633
@lukaspieper633 5 лет назад
Well tbh without modern tools and knowledge it would make it much less likely
@studiodevelopers2467
@studiodevelopers2467 4 года назад
@Mr Penguin Amazing....top comment is. Correct. We need him America to defeat the democrats ! hehehe
@Chrmngblly
@Chrmngblly 4 года назад
This gadget is bogus. Real archers can out-shoot this contraption even today.
@vitezslavryslink3364
@vitezslavryslink3364 4 года назад
@Diego CJ man :D Lars shot in the Air :D and with no power :D You do rly bad argument
@Longmachao
@Longmachao 4 года назад
@Diego CJ Its not difficult when your bow has a weak draw weight. I've seen the video the guy is scrawny as hell i doubt the bow is more than 15lbs max.
@archer8629
@archer8629 3 года назад
Joerg: "I N S T A N T G E N G H I S K H A N" me: "Oh god... please tell me it' s just a bow..."
@KingXOreo
@KingXOreo 3 года назад
Just add water!!
@aaeve5676
@aaeve5676 3 года назад
Imagine summoning genghis khan after every hit like its some sort of skyrim mod😂😂
@kristyandesouza5980
@kristyandesouza5980 3 года назад
@@aaeve5676 bruh
@cakeassassin6277
@cakeassassin6277 3 года назад
* shouts genghis Khan using your dragonborn voice*
@tfan2222
@tfan2222 3 года назад
The profile pic fits perfectly
@LiveforValor
@LiveforValor 4 года назад
I'd like to hear this guy say "You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you In your defense."
@iqbalumran9883
@iqbalumran9883 3 года назад
Wait..... i know you
@superjukud
@superjukud 3 года назад
@México Ball Hah, hah... Let me show you its features
@d3vitron779
@d3vitron779 3 года назад
@México Ball THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
@PutuWidiarsa
@PutuWidiarsa 3 года назад
I used to be Adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to thee knee
@hebercluff1665
@hebercluff1665 3 года назад
His voice would've been way better for the guards. The Skyrim guards sound like pansies
@aaronseet2738
@aaronseet2738 5 лет назад
RU-vid needs to implement a love button.
@thomasjack9508
@thomasjack9508 4 года назад
Yes they do
@altankhuyagbatsukh9807
@altankhuyagbatsukh9807 4 года назад
I am Mongolian and I am happy to say that when I was little I've tried this bow
@Sideritis
@Sideritis 4 года назад
Crimean tatar bows had more power than Mongolian, these bows are often confused with each other
@sotusakr780
@sotusakr780 4 года назад
@@Sideritis powerful bows were not ideal for use on horseback, this bow is weak but because of the long acceleration distance, the arrows had huge impact on the target. Crimean and tatar people had mu h powerful bows but their bows were used on foot mostly, and they were bulky.
@OtisChin
@OtisChin 3 года назад
im chinese-mongolian and i have never tried this but my brother still shoots and has a hornbow so i need to get one of these
@justsomeguywithamustache2856
@justsomeguywithamustache2856 3 года назад
Japanese is better for tsushima!!!!!!!!
@teatarou
@teatarou 3 года назад
@@justsomeguywithamustache2856 are you 9?
@jakebar0381
@jakebar0381 3 года назад
Love how enthusiastic you are about what you’re doing, you’ve clearly found something you have a deep passion for, and you’ve found a great way to share it with with the world
@dionaipaul3065
@dionaipaul3065 5 лет назад
Hello and welcome to the hahaha channel
@THESLlCK
@THESLlCK 5 лет назад
Deonarine Naipaul my favorite SJOOTUBE CHANNEL
@akitonakamura6456
@akitonakamura6456 5 лет назад
Hahahaha Naild it.
@candlestyx8517
@candlestyx8517 5 лет назад
Welcome to the "Let me show you it's features!" Channel
@THESLlCK
@THESLlCK 5 лет назад
John E its
@Alakazzam09
@Alakazzam09 5 лет назад
Happy Joerg is best Joerg!
@joops1053
@joops1053 4 года назад
imagine being a thief on medieval ages, robbing a blacksmith's house and then you hear someone in the distance saying " _let me introduce you this weapon's capabilities!_ "
@hisstatus
@hisstatus 3 года назад
*insert the mongolian translation of that here* *and horse gallop*
@valle6170
@valle6170 3 года назад
You just made me laugh out loud. Thanks!
@Cam-sl8ve
@Cam-sl8ve 3 года назад
let me show you its features*
@nunyabiznes33
@nunyabiznes33 3 года назад
Blacksmith: "Oh good, a voluntary test subject"
@billsfan7883
@billsfan7883 4 года назад
A semi auto bow? Thanks RU-vid, sometimes you know just what I need in my life!
@theillustrator7437
@theillustrator7437 5 лет назад
eyy cool "Let me show you its features! (Hearty Laugh)"
@tlope5642
@tlope5642 5 лет назад
This guys laugh makes me feel like I have a dad
@sosig6445
@sosig6445 4 года назад
A dad that wouldn't get mad, amd lecture you for hours, when you suggest him to blow up am aerosol can dor fun...
@argie9914
@argie9914 5 лет назад
When you're recording a video and you hear someone breaking into your house: *LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES*
@angelovela3623
@angelovela3623 5 лет назад
Argie Fag joerg showing the 44’s features
@chadhanna7989
@chadhanna7989 5 лет назад
You forgot the HA HA !
@nayhem
@nayhem 5 лет назад
_(glass smashed)_ … *HA HA HA HA!*
@polygorg
@polygorg 5 лет назад
*Sturmbogen 44*
@strateeg32
@strateeg32 3 года назад
1. this guy is pleasant to listen to, which is rare for me 2. this guy has one of the best laughs 3. this guy is intelligent. I like his engineering and solutions. Very creative. You have got my respect for whatever it is worth
@ИванИвановСемьяСПб
very interesting invention. and at first glance it seems simple. the back of the boom is clearly pressed. but it is equally important to keep the front of the boom pressed down so that power is not lost. very interesting project. respect.
@vernondaniels6506
@vernondaniels6506 3 года назад
That thumb ring is actually an amazing piece of tech , it's exactly the same as using a modern day release that uses a set of steel balls in a small piece of steel that of course is just a literal trigger to release or fire the bolt or arrow. Very interesting. Wish I had known about that during my days of hunting it would have been a great alternative to the release that I was using cheaper to make for myself and probably much less prohibitive to get hooked up just so onto the bow string to use . Thanks for the info , until we meet again hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo 🎉🎉🎉... Having to do some holiday season catch up. As Matter I fact one year I was hunting whitetail deer and a doe walked in to my line of fire , I drew back and heard a sniffle, snuffle, sniff , and low and behold I had the Doe's spotter standing there sniffing at me, at the same time I had shot her mother died nephew shot her sister, so I had to grab the fawn and dispatch it mercifully later that evening, I. Know it couldn't have lived alone in the wood by itself it was way to young, however is was a good day for myself and my nephew as we were able to take home over 350 lbs of meat for our families that day and the fawn did get used as well it was used a soup meat for a homeless shelter and they were able to salvage nearly 100 percent of the animal using it for soup and stew meat. So very fortunate for all of us .
@MegaWiggles101
@MegaWiggles101 3 года назад
I’ve always been more of a gun and blade guy, but I would definitely buy one of these because I feel like this would help with my abysmal handling of bows.
@liamwalsh2107
@liamwalsh2107 5 лет назад
I want this guy to make our area 51 weapons.
@Coopersboy7
@Coopersboy7 5 лет назад
All of you just need to stay away from there
@willwinn8559
@willwinn8559 5 лет назад
@@Coopersboy7 Nothing there but TROUBLE .. OUR government will protect area 51 more than they will protect OUR BORDERS .. 😞 Seems backward but it's true .. ( don't get arrested for nothing , Because you won't get anywhere near area 51 ..) 😲👽😲
@dakotalol9339
@dakotalol9339 5 лет назад
Will Winn You do realize that this is a joke right?
@admiralspire8867
@admiralspire8867 5 лет назад
@@willwinn8559 At the same time I mean, protecting a fairly small perimeter (compared to the border) is way easier. But yeah if you had two sets of chainlink fence with a minefield in the middle and guard towers every kilometers it would be well protected
@willwinn8559
@willwinn8559 5 лет назад
@@admiralspire8867 Yessir
@kalebnolan8343
@kalebnolan8343 3 года назад
Imagine you are playing a game and you hear this guys laugh
@gusdolan6046
@gusdolan6046 3 года назад
This guy is literally a Dark Souls npc. 1) passionate about weapons (bows) 2) vaguely threatening, yet still trustworthy 3) laughs (evilly or otherwise) at the end of every sentence Yup, definitely a Dark Souls npc
@Zakt05
@Zakt05 5 лет назад
“Hello and welcome to the hahahaha” That sounds fun how do I join? 🤣
@snail2755
@snail2755 3 года назад
He's like an npc you come to so he can upgrade your stuff and you always feel comfort when you're in his hut.
@ramoncito8454
@ramoncito8454 3 года назад
So glad to come to back to this channel from time to time and still see how It’s thriving :)
@stergiosalexandrossideris6819
@stergiosalexandrossideris6819 3 года назад
This guy used to be Santa in his previous life. But like a badass kind who could kick ass if you messed with him. I am just kidding, you are a very warm person Herr Joerg. Keep up the good work.
@TheYoutubeMage
@TheYoutubeMage 5 лет назад
My RU-vid recommendations at 2:24AM:
@hrpang
@hrpang 3 года назад
When Genghis Khan was doing Genghis Khan things, he was shot in the shoulder with an arrow. The arrow while it didn't break his shoulder, did make him bleed by managing to get hit between his armor plates. After capturing the soldiers they were fighting against, he questioned them by asking who shot him with an arrow. The tale differs, either the archer gets snitched on or the archer proclaims it himself. Either way, instead of killing him, he granted the archer a new position. That is how the legendary archer Zebei became one of the Genghis Khan's commanders started.
@mohumdallybibisoolmah3397
@mohumdallybibisoolmah3397 3 года назад
Man you are simply genius hats off man i wish you could show a complete making of your bow
@justinchilds1593
@justinchilds1593 5 лет назад
You need to look into making pvc bows. Could be epic!
@bismuth7730
@bismuth7730 5 лет назад
In europe we dont have the same pvc material so we can not make a pvc bow like the backyard bowyer does.
@raphaelbeinhauer9242
@raphaelbeinhauer9242 5 лет назад
@@bismuth7730 We do. PN25 Pressure pipes.
@MrVidimlic
@MrVidimlic 5 лет назад
@@raphaelbeinhauer9242Hi! Are you sure about this? I've been looking for a pipe with enough wall-thickness for years
@raphaelbeinhauer9242
@raphaelbeinhauer9242 5 лет назад
@@MrVidimlic Yeah, it's the same specs. Just remember that europe uses the outside diameter, the states use inside. So 3/4" pipe is 25mm. I've made several bows using that pipe, it works well.
@MrVidimlic
@MrVidimlic 5 лет назад
@@raphaelbeinhauer9242 Thank you very much Raphael, I'm going to have to try it 😁
@darcyleepearson4416
@darcyleepearson4416 5 лет назад
That looks amazing! From the thumbnail I thought you where showing off an old weapon I had never seen! ...sending you love from Bournemouth UK x
@jessedaly7847
@jessedaly7847 3 года назад
I’m shocked at the 2.6k downvotes, I personally don’t know how anyone can’t find this channel entertaining and that charming belly laugh is worth the watch every time!
@matthewadams7736
@matthewadams7736 5 лет назад
"Clock... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" I love this channel.
@1Animeculture
@1Animeculture 3 года назад
The main reason for the finger tool is for the ease to hold the string out for a longer time, it helps aiming as it takes a while to do on horsebacks and saves you alot of stamina.
@alexelsyard4228
@alexelsyard4228 5 лет назад
Hi Jorg now my new favour word Is "Klaack" ;-) thx for this fantastic way of personality u have ..
@weshayward7939
@weshayward7939 5 лет назад
I really like the ridges you put on the edges they look like a spine.
@Tomaplen
@Tomaplen 5 лет назад
2:24 "But none of them feet my thick thumb" My everyday's life u.u (nice video!)
@ReavinBlue
@ReavinBlue 5 лет назад
THis is ur best yet. no really, this is amazing.
@Animations-tb5nj
@Animations-tb5nj 5 лет назад
But have you seen fully automatic pencil shooter?
@ReavinBlue
@ReavinBlue 5 лет назад
@@Animations-tb5nj I have, years ago. that was great, but the lack of power was underwhelming. this tho, u can use it for sport or defense, its great really.
@ReavinBlue
@ReavinBlue 5 лет назад
also seen the steel saw catapult?
@Animations-tb5nj
@Animations-tb5nj 5 лет назад
@@ReavinBlue I was joking I know it's not the most practical thing.
@Animations-tb5nj
@Animations-tb5nj 5 лет назад
@@ReavinBlue I don't know what do you have in mind?
@roxxram9151
@roxxram9151 5 лет назад
Could we get a blueprint/schematic for the instant Ghengis? :D
@doppiodiavolo3983
@doppiodiavolo3983 5 лет назад
You need to buy this dlc..
@AliBaba-kz2zv
@AliBaba-kz2zv 5 лет назад
doppio diavolo 😂😂😂
@MT-hf2so
@MT-hf2so 5 лет назад
I have an idea, why dont you upgrade it make it works like a crossbow, ya know? A crossbow chambered with 4 long arrows?
@doppiodiavolo3983
@doppiodiavolo3983 5 лет назад
@@AliBaba-kz2zv this dlc also have joerg sprave character pack.. We guaranteed this dlc not from EA company..
@MT-hf2so
@MT-hf2so 5 лет назад
@@doppiodiavolo3983 Unlock this DLC For $(Insert Number/s) - EA
@jdstark24
@jdstark24 3 года назад
1:15 love the subtle flex and laugh lol
@yeethetree1233
@yeethetree1233 5 лет назад
Thumbnail thought you were shooting a metal rebar
@paupau0346
@paupau0346 4 года назад
He sound like a merchant in resident evil 4 when he lough 😊 anyways I love watching ur video sir
@lordofcups78
@lordofcups78 3 года назад
This man sounds like a grandfather that is trying to share his knowledge with his grandchildren
@ScottyDoo292
@ScottyDoo292 4 года назад
RU-vid recommend me this and I'm fine with it! Absolutely love how jolly you are! Subbed!
@willcee4966
@willcee4966 4 года назад
1:38 God Damn. Those glorious forearms 😂
@michaeldavis2420
@michaeldavis2420 4 года назад
Fun Fact: People who uses this bow when they were captured by enemies they would cut off their middle fingers so they couldn’t use the bow. Some who didn’t get caught pulled out there middle finger 🖕 like that. That’s where we could that hand gesture from :D in a nutshell
@ashtonfox2264
@ashtonfox2264 4 года назад
Actually your thinking of the Welsh archers who use to target officers with hit and run tactics. So when archers were captured they would remove fingers to prevent you from shooting again. So in order to enrage the enemy they would hold up that finger as a way of saying come and get them.
@vaclavposlednik9855
@vaclavposlednik9855 4 года назад
@@ashtonfox2264 You're right. These mongol bows were used by... you probably guessed, mongols. And mongols were famous for not taking prisoners. For most mongol warriors combat was very personal thing and was ended with one person dying. No prisoners, no finger cutting, just death in combat or execution.
@craigstearman
@craigstearman 4 года назад
I thought it was the French crossbow archers and English longbow archers. French archers had the middle finger cut off if caught as they used that for the crossbow trigger finger. The longbow archers had their two fingers cut off as they needed both to draw. So they would signal by showing their fingers at the start of a battle, stating they are ready to kill them.
@jamesnicholls1180
@jamesnicholls1180 4 года назад
Craig Stearman 100% spot on, it’s the ✌️ not 🖕from English longbow archers
@Kernowking101
@Kernowking101 4 года назад
@@jamesnicholls1180 Right, after Agincourt it became a symbol of the superiority of our longbow archers.
@xIkkito
@xIkkito 5 лет назад
Next up on this channel: "Welcome to the Slingshot channel. Today I made a Automatic nuclear missle launcher and its considered a toy gun in Germany * laughs in german overengeneering * :D Bruder muss los :D and for the question of questions: "Can it penetrate Police Riot gear?" xD
@hasnanhabib4227
@hasnanhabib4227 5 лет назад
Hahaha im dead man🤣🤣
@bamboo7714
@bamboo7714 5 лет назад
Ikito ... You forgot to say, “Let me show you its features. HA HA HA!”
@dingensbumens8658
@dingensbumens8658 4 года назад
Diggi als ob, die stufen doch schon softairs mit Vollauto über 0,5j als Verstoß gegens Kriegswaffenkontrollgesetz ein xD Bürokraten...
@GreyKnightsVenerable
@GreyKnightsVenerable 3 года назад
I was thinking this whole time: “Bandits beware.”
@imposingnaga9103
@imposingnaga9103 3 года назад
Смех такой же как и ролик, то есть прекрасный(Laughter is the same as the video, that is, beautiful)
@kappykrunch4624
@kappykrunch4624 3 года назад
thank you for your manly yet wholesome video about this bow. very cool idea and video
@eggegg8526
@eggegg8526 3 года назад
This guy is having so much fun it's so wholesome
@kyle9489
@kyle9489 4 года назад
I’d watch a compilation of him saying “Let me show you its features”
@frozenyogurth
@frozenyogurth 3 года назад
Your english is absolutely impressive! Der Bogen ist wirklich cool, und das Schnellschießmodul ist richtig genial!
@cannibalkyle
@cannibalkyle 3 года назад
If you set the arrow on the other side of the bow when you use the thumb ring your index knuckle holds it there firmly
@charlesdavis2406
@charlesdavis2406 3 года назад
I have spent my life 57 years working with brilliant men who made
@charlesdavis2406
@charlesdavis2406 3 года назад
Automated attachments for other people's inventions it's refreshing to see this type of skill applied outside of the industrial complex well done
@amitkumarmahato8352
@amitkumarmahato8352 3 года назад
A man in woods with a bow and arrow .. seems like a plot of a horror movie.
@nimbleredcell3077
@nimbleredcell3077 4 года назад
You know this video is good when he says "let me show you it's features" twice in one video Edit: is the bow a cross bow now?
@adancruz8628
@adancruz8628 3 года назад
This popped up in my recommendation and I’m happy I clicked. It’s a calm nice entertaining video.
@JC_Young
@JC_Young 5 лет назад
you could easily make a version of this that shoots marbles/ball bearings...
@_dimitri_1242
@_dimitri_1242 3 года назад
This guy could've changed the history of the world if he wasn't born so late
@emilkon
@emilkon 3 года назад
Damn, you've potentially re-invented the Chinese repeating crossbow. That's pretty cool, as we don't 100% know how they did it.
@Ravencos
@Ravencos 3 года назад
They made them out of birch, sheep horn and fish glue. And it took a year to cure.
@lifeforce4822
@lifeforce4822 5 лет назад
Jörg your laughing is so sensitive, like a Demolition Pear 😈 😂😂😂👍🏻
@horsthallo738
@horsthallo738 5 лет назад
:-D :-D :-D
@g.koch.
@g.koch. 3 года назад
That laugh is really balm for the soul 😄
@ShortStackLarps
@ShortStackLarps 5 лет назад
I wanna learn how to say let me show you it’s features in mongolian😂😂
@johannpf294
@johannpf294 5 лет назад
Why in mongolian?
@ShortStackLarps
@ShortStackLarps 5 лет назад
Johann Pf because its a mongolian bow
@unlovableshinshin
@unlovableshinshin 5 лет назад
Үүний онцлог шинжүүдийг танд харуулъя
@unlovableshinshin
@unlovableshinshin 5 лет назад
Google translate English-Mongolian
@maxthegamer
@maxthegamer 3 года назад
Typical german: "Can we enhance it?"
@UI_GWAN
@UI_GWAN 4 года назад
That's like a traditional Korean bow.
@VitorMiguell
@VitorMiguell 3 года назад
By the thumbnail, I thought he was shooting freaking metal rods
@sheriif
@sheriif 3 года назад
no one: Joerg: I think the Mongols would've loved it
@shoelicker
@shoelicker 3 года назад
Having a german accent and a Mongolian bow is the most powerful person on the planet
@DeDeNoM
@DeDeNoM 5 лет назад
After seeing the thumbnail i thought you were shooting a giant piece of rebar
@frostvymz
@frostvymz 5 лет назад
Me either lol
@TJTruth
@TJTruth 5 лет назад
ha ha I did to
@liamwinter4512
@liamwinter4512 5 лет назад
Rebar rifle
@elwolf8536
@elwolf8536 5 лет назад
Same
@ShadowGryphon
@ShadowGryphon 5 лет назад
If Gordan Freeman can do it, so can Joerg. (half life 2 ref. for those who don't know)
@10k-l1r
@10k-l1r 5 лет назад
Your laugh can make a newborn grow chest hair
@chickenuggut3724
@chickenuggut3724 5 лет назад
shakALOHAwaii his laugh reminds me of someone in detroit become human i can’t quite put my finger on it
@royegabrieli5858
@royegabrieli5858 5 лет назад
@@chickenuggut3724 His laugh reminds me of big man Tyrone
@unknownperson9055
@unknownperson9055 5 лет назад
@@chickenuggut3724 there is no guy with a russian accent in detroit become human i think it is from god of war 2018 kratos chuckles
@SirNace
@SirNace 5 лет назад
@@unknownperson9055 russian accent? You know that he is from Germany right?
@---cr8nw
@---cr8nw 5 лет назад
You guys didn't have chest hair yet when you were born? Weird.
@SuperCasalXou
@SuperCasalXou 3 года назад
His laugh made my weekend better :)
@Isaac-LizardKing
@Isaac-LizardKing 3 года назад
His enormous mommy milkers made my weekend better :)
@onyourleft9273
@onyourleft9273 3 года назад
@@Isaac-LizardKing *UHHHHHHH*
@aspxctt_
@aspxctt_ 3 года назад
Ikrrrrr and ur weird Isaac
@Isaac-LizardKing
@Isaac-LizardKing 3 года назад
@@aspxctt_ The joke had to be made
@masterduck3742
@masterduck3742 3 года назад
@@Isaac-LizardKing No, it really didn’t
@imadrummer6494
@imadrummer6494 3 года назад
His laugh makes you feel as if a massive Viking warlord is telling you a comforting story.
@Fcordon__21
@Fcordon__21 3 года назад
Thor vibes 😭
@wwalt2819
@wwalt2819 3 года назад
Perhaps 1000 years ago he would've been one.
@tomgarcia9200
@tomgarcia9200 3 года назад
The dude is german...
@DenianWriter
@DenianWriter 3 года назад
Visigoth telling you about the sacking of rome
@talaverajr391
@talaverajr391 3 года назад
@@wwalt2819 Vikings were from Nordic countries, and not Germany. Germany had barbarian tribes.
@mugensamurai
@mugensamurai 5 лет назад
"Let's empty the magazine before I say bye bye" "Hahahaha" Gees aren't we glad this guy isn't a supervillain version of hawkeye.
@Volkbrecht
@Volkbrecht 5 лет назад
Why isn't he, though? Solid german accent, stocky, not overly fat build, tons of gadgets... I think Marvel is missing out on a great opportunity here :)
@mugensamurai
@mugensamurai 5 лет назад
Not in real life please. His kill rate would be unrivaled. Sure on camera it's all fun and games.
@rokivulovic7598
@rokivulovic7598 5 лет назад
lol that's a cool one liner before finishing off an enemy
@Guagex
@Guagex 5 лет назад
So I'm just wondering why Hawkeye doesn't use one of these.
@undefinedwewew9434
@undefinedwewew9434 5 лет назад
This kind of bow is very early in China. Mongolia is learning Chinese.
@balijalan2
@balijalan2 5 лет назад
If I become game developer, definitely i will make you as the secret npc for selling best weapon
@corison2058
@corison2058 5 лет назад
Bagus Wahyudi welcome traveler! Oh, you like this bow? Let me show it features! Ha ha ha!
@CrimsnJck
@CrimsnJck 5 лет назад
Corbin Ackison that made my day
@jhightower
@jhightower 5 лет назад
Oh my god. I'm throwing him in my D&D campaigns. Thank you so much for this.
@neil2051
@neil2051 4 года назад
Bro if you do that, I will seriously play your game
@multatuli1
@multatuli1 4 года назад
Blacksmith bruh
@jasonharding96
@jasonharding96 5 лет назад
Creates automatic crossbow *laughs In German engineering*
@bombacmulayim2987
@bombacmulayim2987 5 лет назад
can u shoot backward during galloping on a horse with cross bow?
@paraskaikessa597
@paraskaikessa597 5 лет назад
French: *confused screaming* *white flag noises*
@ryderr4453
@ryderr4453 5 лет назад
BRRRRAAAKKKAMONOGA
@doctordeath2551
@doctordeath2551 5 лет назад
Semi
@toptextbottomtext9833
@toptextbottomtext9833 5 лет назад
Ryderr GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
@Semper_Fish
@Semper_Fish 5 лет назад
Joergified: The process of enhancing or creating any ballistic platform while showing its features.
@THESLlCK
@THESLlCK 5 лет назад
Semper Fish Yish Zat is true.
@harraldschmitt9113
@harraldschmitt9113 5 лет назад
😂😂👌🏿👌🏿
@insertnamehere6096
@insertnamehere6096 5 лет назад
L E T M E S H O W Y O U I T S F E A T U R E S
@dranoelarios4788
@dranoelarios4788 5 лет назад
MAC Gun *joergified* POSITRON MAC AUTOLOADER
@edvonrattlehead2135
@edvonrattlehead2135 5 лет назад
Joerged: the result of modifying a ballistic platform to shoot steel balls, function with rubber and/or outperform it's stock configuration through the use of wood and rubber.
@JohnDoe-di2rt
@JohnDoe-di2rt 3 года назад
Bearded man holding a bow: "welcome to the slingshot channel" Me: confusion.
@robertlussier2944
@robertlussier2944 3 года назад
He makes some awesome slingshots, too!
@bfnvalley
@bfnvalley 3 года назад
Bows are slight shots for pointy things.
@LegendStormcrow
@LegendStormcrow 3 года назад
Same
@Aeternum_Zephyria
@Aeternum_Zephyria 3 года назад
Waittafokinminute. There was a weapon called "slingshot" or something in a recent video game. And well it's really just a bow
@everyone5200
@everyone5200 4 года назад
Thief: *enters joerg s house* Joerg: *Looks at the thief* Thief: *Gives Joerg a beer, fixes his door and leaves*
@kaz4442
@kaz4442 4 года назад
Thief: *having fixed the door* let me show you it's features! Joerg: HAHAHAHAHA
@RussnsRsubHumns
@RussnsRsubHumns 3 года назад
Luckily we dont have much thieves robbing houses here in germany apart from some east europe burglars! Crime begun when the iron curtain was falling 🤨
@ordoveles7608
@ordoveles7608 3 года назад
​@@RussnsRsubHumns of course there were no prisons at all in West Germany before the date.
@RussnsRsubHumns
@RussnsRsubHumns 3 года назад
@@ordoveles7608 ..that is obviously crap what u r saying....but it's sad but true; since the curtain fell down, the burglary rose heavily! Statistics speaks for itself. 66% of the busted burglars are from East Europe, mostly from Romania, Belarus, Poland and bulgaria. The states along the Polish border have special units to prevent farmers from being stolen the farming machines! It was a huge problem but it's better now. EVERYTHING CHANGED HERE SINCE THE END OF THE IRON COURTAIN! Especially after the reunification! West-Germany has been the Land of Milk and Honey BEFORE, but since 1990 EVERYTBING WENT DOWN! From the lifestandard till social security-EVERYTHING TURNED TO SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY!!
@ordoveles7608
@ordoveles7608 3 года назад
It has gone with the wind, now Germany should face their own problems and do not blame others for their fails.
@CozzyKnowsBest
@CozzyKnowsBest 5 лет назад
The algorithm seems to be favouring you all of a sudden Joerg..... 🤔
@MMXX_CE
@MMXX_CE 5 лет назад
RU-vid knew the fucked up after the RU-vidr union video.
@spirameowmeow
@spirameowmeow 5 лет назад
@e causey Wait what ? My brain's too small to comprehend this comment.
@sisimons7998
@sisimons7998 5 лет назад
WHEN YOU KNOCK THE CRAP OUT A BULLY , they lose their courage and ability ! If we all followed his example we could take back what actually belongs to us , goodbye tube dicktatorship .
@nathanstone3862
@nathanstone3862 5 лет назад
Yep, he is on my home page for the first time in a long time, even though I'm subbed. After he started the union for youtubers, they've taken notice, I'd say... Look at his fairtube link in description for info.
@CozzyKnowsBest
@CozzyKnowsBest 5 лет назад
@@nathanstone3862 Nathan Stone same, now we cant jump to conclusions and say anything about this being proof that internal tinkering occurs within the matrix, however- could it be hush money by way of a massive view bump? I think @JoergSprave will be keeping an eye on his metrics.
@jakej3939
@jakej3939 4 года назад
Imagine breaking into his house and he goes “let me show you his features”
@flatrat8897
@flatrat8897 4 года назад
Followed by a painful death by long pointy projectiles
@Sam-ot8lm
@Sam-ot8lm 4 года назад
He will show you the features of his fist, real close up as it plants itself in your cranium.
@maniac117
@maniac117 4 года назад
Bruv Bruvison that’s the last thing you hear before death
@anonymoususer3535
@anonymoususer3535 3 года назад
Most badass line before shooting a burglar ever
@YeshuaIsTheTruth
@YeshuaIsTheTruth 3 года назад
Most intimidating one liner ever
@coltentackett892
@coltentackett892 5 лет назад
someone breaks into this mans house: joerg: hello have you even been to Mongolia theif: um no joerg: well im about to send you to the steps haha
@ranickhaan
@ranickhaan 5 лет назад
colten tackett, “Here is your demise. Let me show you it’s features!”
@SPFLDAngler
@SPFLDAngler 5 лет назад
You should edit your comment to fix the errors and make it make sense...
@Pazuzu6
@Pazuzu6 5 лет назад
hahaha! GOLD!
@IamNomadSauce
@IamNomadSauce 5 лет назад
Steppes*
@skr4207
@skr4207 5 лет назад
@@ranickhaan You made me laugh, thank you.
@Smoke-by-the-Shadow
@Smoke-by-the-Shadow 3 года назад
Man. Every time this guy pops up on my feed I’m always pleased, he’s so easy to listen to and he explains things so well.
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen 3 года назад
Agreed
@Saintbow
@Saintbow 5 лет назад
He would be the weapons dealer in a RPG that would send you on a chain quest to turn a weapon into a weapon of mass destruction.
@ΠάριςΑλμανίδης
@ΠάριςΑλμανίδης 5 лет назад
He even has the voice for it
@diegoferreira3444
@diegoferreira3444 5 лет назад
Tell your friends, Marcus munitions
@nefarious6986
@nefarious6986 5 лет назад
@@diegoferreira3444 "if you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed"
@陆巍予
@陆巍予 5 лет назад
@@diegoferreira3444 Bows, fresh bows for sale!
@zulnaga1010
@zulnaga1010 5 лет назад
He can be a good smith in isekai anime 😂
@regneva17
@regneva17 5 лет назад
using an arrow to hold down arrows? Genghis Khan back then might just make you a general right away.
@milledgewilson5025
@milledgewilson5025 4 года назад
Yes and then send you to march across present-day Turkey.
@josephmcbloggs8447
@josephmcbloggs8447 4 года назад
@@milledgewilson5025 based
@kavky
@kavky 4 года назад
Fun fact, the Mongols did employ Germans to build their siege engines.
@sampathsris
@sampathsris 4 года назад
Arrowception!
@spacedout4061
@spacedout4061 4 года назад
Yo dawg I heard you like arrows...
@jol5201
@jol5201 5 лет назад
Quote of the year: “Sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution” Joerg Sprave
@sevenproxies4255
@sevenproxies4255 5 лет назад
The simplest solution is almost ALWAYS the best solution. Adding complexity to solve a problem almost always cause other problems instead.
@Ajholmgren
@Ajholmgren 5 лет назад
it's a good saying but he didn't make that up himself!
@castraatmoko5444
@castraatmoko5444 5 лет назад
@73Corbin exactly what i was about to comment
@Zaire82
@Zaire82 5 лет назад
It's not his quote and it has existed longer than the english language (obviously in different languages). So it cannot be quote of the year.
@nikodemgorski8409
@nikodemgorski8409 5 лет назад
Welcome *HAHAHA* To the *HAHAHA* Slingshot *HAHAHA* Channel *HAHAHA**HAHAHA*
@sttonep242
@sttonep242 5 лет назад
Joerg's laugh is the best thing to hear in a video and the worst in the middle of night
@xavierrodriguez2463
@xavierrodriguez2463 5 лет назад
You break into his house he's like haha and pulls out a handheld ballista
@goldenfox334
@goldenfox334 5 лет назад
@@xavierrodriguez2463 *HAHA* nothing personal kid
@TheDarkwarrior1208
@TheDarkwarrior1208 5 лет назад
This is my Lightsaber HAHA Ignites Let me show you its features
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 5 лет назад
I like a man who enjoys his... hobby? Life's work? Joerg must have been an armorer in a past life- with the creativity of Galileo!
@tae-whankim9821
@tae-whankim9821 5 лет назад
I stumbled upon this channel while drinking water *The man Laughs ...and now my water has somehow become Whiskey
@ikki7817
@ikki7817 5 лет назад
They say wiskey can put hairs on a mans chest or various other drink can but no jeorg's laugh does
@Gillymonster18
@Gillymonster18 5 лет назад
Beer in a beer stein.
@vicinoorsini5163
@vicinoorsini5163 5 лет назад
Fermented mare's milk rather
@thisguy35
@thisguy35 5 лет назад
lol
@JoJo-si9uo
@JoJo-si9uo 3 года назад
Imagine if he lived in Those ages, the country that has him as weapon engineer would dominate empires with that bow
@MrWolsdorfer
@MrWolsdorfer 5 лет назад
All These years i got the thumbring Upgrade in aoe 2, now i finally know what it is
@mivapusa
@mivapusa 5 лет назад
We are of one mind in this. I never knew what the devil it was.
@HousedHorse
@HousedHorse 5 лет назад
haha same here!
@musicforhours4605
@musicforhours4605 5 лет назад
Whats aoe?
@maximiliangfrorer1039
@maximiliangfrorer1039 5 лет назад
@@musicforhours4605 Age of Empires, a strategy game.
@sp10sn
@sp10sn 5 лет назад
@@maximiliangfrorer1039 correction, it's 'the' strategy game 😁
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 5 лет назад
"Welcome to the slingshot channel" * Proceeds to load a handmade howitzer. *
@crashusmaximus
@crashusmaximus 5 лет назад
*laughs in German *
@rodentt1476
@rodentt1476 5 лет назад
Let me show you it’s features
@ningkon3787
@ningkon3787 4 года назад
* destroys the entire wall of his shed *
@StergiosMekras
@StergiosMekras 4 года назад
Made with string and plywood.
@LifeLongMETALHead83
@LifeLongMETALHead83 3 года назад
"I can't use this bow" Makes a crossbow.
@letmetie8718
@letmetie8718 3 года назад
With a *mag*
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen 3 года назад
IKR
@gengiskan1035
@gengiskan1035 5 лет назад
That brings me many memories :´)
@PresidentFunnyValentine
@PresidentFunnyValentine 5 лет назад
Bruh
@gkhongor
@gkhongor 5 лет назад
fu off :V
@matejcevnik7362
@matejcevnik7362 5 лет назад
Your didnt even write his name correctly...
@valentino-_-6607
@valentino-_-6607 5 лет назад
Not Gengis Chinges Khaan
@eegii1192
@eegii1192 5 лет назад
@@valentino-_-6607 Chingis* Khaan
@kyleminks6374
@kyleminks6374 5 лет назад
Midievil king builds trebuchet: This guy: let me show you it’s features! It is now fully automatic!
@SPFLDAngler
@SPFLDAngler 5 лет назад
Medieval* .....
@matthaeusperry4319
@matthaeusperry4319 5 лет назад
can you imagine? holy shit, the terror.
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
@@matthaeusperry4319 full auto pommel thrower
@1337penguinman
@1337penguinman 5 лет назад
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 When you absolutely have to end rightly everyone in the room.
@njvodin1766
@njvodin1766 5 лет назад
Ursine Maximus can also be mediaeval
@gabone18
@gabone18 5 лет назад
- Joerg! You can't add a magazine to a bow! - Halten mein Augustiner...
@utiantew
@utiantew 5 лет назад
Should've been "Halte meine Pfeile" 😂😂
@Ninja-Alinja
@Ninja-Alinja 5 лет назад
ImHalfPro 165 the joke is to someone hold one’s drink
@blacklazard2081
@blacklazard2081 5 лет назад
"Halt mein Bier!" would be the right answer from joerg
@r4inxs510
@r4inxs510 5 лет назад
Halt mein Bitburger. Only good beer allowed :P
@19midnightsun87
@19midnightsun87 5 лет назад
@@r4inxs510 But Bitburger is shit beer. :D
@77adhi77
@77adhi77 5 лет назад
thumb ring researched Archer now fire arrows faster and 100% accurate
@felixmarkstrom9444
@felixmarkstrom9444 5 лет назад
Was looking for this comment
@Entenuk1
@Entenuk1 5 лет назад
But does he have ballistics
@heartofjustice6041
@heartofjustice6041 5 лет назад
Nothing a little micro cant fix
@AcZe1188
@AcZe1188 5 лет назад
It doesn't matter anymore once the goths are showing up in droves in your line of sight
@WholesomeKen
@WholesomeKen 5 лет назад
Age of empires ii nostalgia 😩😩
@cesarr2349
@cesarr2349 3 года назад
Oh my god. I just realised what a thumb ring actually is. I only knew about it from games such as age of empires 2('Tech' for archers) but I had no clue what it actually was. Thank you! Edit: What an amazing video. You're briliant.
@HeyZeus096
@HeyZeus096 3 года назад
Same here, I've shot bow but never used a release of any kind, had no clue what a thumb ring was but I always research it if I'm playing an archer civ haja
@SgtSnowballs
@SgtSnowballs 5 лет назад
This appeared on my recommended and now I want to become an archer
@kyto5001
@kyto5001 5 лет назад
Ultimate DBZ archery is a lot of fun
@chappochapman9818
@chappochapman9818 5 лет назад
✊🏻
@mikedanielespeja6128
@mikedanielespeja6128 5 лет назад
I wanna shoot a sword with my bow.
@stefancristi2493
@stefancristi2493 5 лет назад
I think this appeared on my recommended list because of all the Viper Genghis Khan levels that I’ve watched, not to mention all the intros from the said campaign. And I’m happy because it’s a very good video. But then again I also watch his videos every now and then so maybe that’s also a factor.
@LucidorSWE
@LucidorSWE 5 лет назад
Come back some more and you'll want to become a crossbowman... @Ultimate DBZ
@SA-lq8so
@SA-lq8so 4 года назад
Why was I reccomend this and why am I completely fine with this recommendation
@BB-lh1jg
@BB-lh1jg 4 года назад
Welcome to RU-vid's random ass recommendations. LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES
@SA-lq8so
@SA-lq8so 4 года назад
@virus killerism 😐
@romanes_eunt_domus
@romanes_eunt_domus 4 года назад
His voice. And his voice. And also his laugh. That's why.
@danielcruz-tellez8482
@danielcruz-tellez8482 4 года назад
Same
@LokerStudio
@LokerStudio 4 года назад
I just subscribe, have no idea what I'm doing here
@alanminne8185
@alanminne8185 5 лет назад
This man has an epic voice! 😃 Joerg: I made some improvements to Mjolnir for you. Thor: Wha...? Joerg: Look, it shoots spinning circuclar saw blades made of lightning. Ha ha ha. Thor: 😲
@N09357
@N09357 5 лет назад
"Let me show you its features."
@StarMarshal
@StarMarshal 5 лет назад
Alan Minne sounds like a pain killer reference
@krystofcisar469
@krystofcisar469 5 лет назад
best comment award! :D
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