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Crossbow Extreme: Home Made, 300 lb, Flesh Eating Bolts! 

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@OsamaBinJoggin
@OsamaBinJoggin 5 лет назад
"This can cause severe suffering and is outlawed" "HAHAHA" Absolutely love this guy 😂
@SgtRock-et7zl
@SgtRock-et7zl 5 лет назад
When did he say that?
@excaliburmole8370
@excaliburmole8370 5 лет назад
More like blood faucets! HaHAhaha.
@CheZfrmdaWestWisc
@CheZfrmdaWestWisc 5 лет назад
It is outlawed by the Hague convention for warfighters it's a war crime not a civil prohibited weapon necessarily. These being Two independent issues.
@clifffisher58
@clifffisher58 5 лет назад
I subscribed right after he said that. Hahahahaha
@sandeepdas2095
@sandeepdas2095 5 лет назад
@@SgtRock-et7zl Watch from 4:01
@frailty7280
@frailty7280 5 лет назад
5:53 imagine you’re a riot cop at a rally and you just hear this maniacal german laugh and suddenly there’s a massive shank stuck in your shield
@hectic_heretic2924
@hectic_heretic2924 4 года назад
That's why you wear the brown pants when you get called for riot control
@elpatrico2562
@elpatrico2562 4 года назад
Man I have the image in front of me and I can't stop chuckleing.
@FBHofficial
@FBHofficial 4 года назад
Imagine being shot with a gun you'd die
@bananasstuff3344
@bananasstuff3344 4 года назад
*a massive anti Geneva convention shank
@Nezha_Main
@Nezha_Main 4 года назад
@@FBHofficial from imagining? Aight ill disproove this *Imagines being shot at* *"Whats my body doing down there?"*
@videojokeremmie7535
@videojokeremmie7535 6 лет назад
“ here at the slingshot channel, we think safety is boring” best quote of 2017
@azrugger98
@azrugger98 5 лет назад
My clean-shaven face now has a 3-inch beard just from listening to this guy laugh.
@bilalsuslu2217
@bilalsuslu2217 4 года назад
Lmao
@kingalone3756
@kingalone3756 4 года назад
Yes
@MissionaryInMexico
@MissionaryInMexico 4 года назад
The new "Chuck Norris" meme has begun...
@MissionaryInMexico
@MissionaryInMexico 4 года назад
@@cellularticulate Sorry but no. Pretty bad. 🤮🔫
@thetruthispotenza3602
@thetruthispotenza3602 4 года назад
For real. This dude is oozing testosterone woth every sound and move
@GrayGriffonKnight
@GrayGriffonKnight 5 лет назад
300lb draw weight. 3 sided bolts. May I suggest naming it "war crime"?
@nurmikoil1103
@nurmikoil1103 5 лет назад
I was wondering why youtube demonetized his videos until I watched this one featuring "flesh eater":)
@soldiersaint6753
@soldiersaint6753 5 лет назад
War crimes were created by cowards to try and control warriors who are willing to do what it takes to win wars. War is cruel. Trying to control it is laughable.
@madethisforrestrictedvideo9907
@@soldiersaint6753 alright calm down there killer. Imagine defending war criminals
@jovanlatinovic5912
@jovanlatinovic5912 5 лет назад
No
@nokki25
@nokki25 5 лет назад
I would rather call it a Nobel Peace Prize. It's much more humane than dronebombing a wedding.
@bengill6764
@bengill6764 5 лет назад
I hope he never gets sent back in time to the medievil times. All history books would talk about the great sligshot empire. With its war cry of "let me show you our features"
@thedarkcod4824
@thedarkcod4824 4 года назад
Ben Gill you say that like it’s a bad thing
@breadthattalkstoyou
@breadthattalkstoyou 4 года назад
Let us show you it’s features
@minuteman3317
@minuteman3317 4 года назад
“You are sentenced to death, let me show you it's features!”
@winningsince1992
@winningsince1992 4 года назад
Followed by an evil laugh.
@phoenixrising2609
@phoenixrising2609 4 года назад
You're forgetting his "Hahahaha"
@satibel
@satibel 5 лет назад
I'd like to see a bolt with a boxing glove on the end, for cartoon purposes.
@elpatrico2562
@elpatrico2562 4 года назад
Or a toilet pump
@superalvin7208
@superalvin7208 4 года назад
Random guy in Gasmask I believe they are called plungers
@elpatrico2562
@elpatrico2562 4 года назад
You might be right, I just roughly translated it, because we call it like "toilet pump" (in hungarian)
@oceanbytez847
@oceanbytez847 4 года назад
@@elpatrico2562 i feel your pain. non native languages are hard because they have entirely different dictionaries. edit: removed acronym
@chrizzlenipsjomomma2568
@chrizzlenipsjomomma2568 7 лет назад
NATO would lose to him
@martik0121
@martik0121 7 лет назад
chriss lafountaine him a crazy Russia hacker will take on the world
@cod6guy12
@cod6guy12 7 лет назад
Half of NATO has already defeated Germany xddd
@imnothereanymore1664
@imnothereanymore1664 7 лет назад
There is no reason for NATO to exist now. Up until 2,000, OK. But now.. no way.
@mondaysinsanity8193
@mondaysinsanity8193 7 лет назад
imnot hereanymore the idea of u.n. and by extension nato is so people talk more shoot less so yes it still has a purpose
@mondaysinsanity8193
@mondaysinsanity8193 7 лет назад
imnot hereanymore get rid of NATO and u.n. is completely useless
@selene7253
@selene7253 5 лет назад
Jeorg: slaps the jelly Jelly: ohhh yeah daddy Jeorg: Haahahhah
@runebeunckens4107
@runebeunckens4107 5 лет назад
hel naw
@therustedshank9995
@therustedshank9995 5 лет назад
We do not need Rule 34 in this case
@naudiz666
@naudiz666 5 лет назад
Mans really out here lewding ballistic gelatin?
@I.astar.
@I.astar. 5 лет назад
On this episode of why I hate humans
@SarynPrime
@SarynPrime 4 года назад
LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@alanschiller7291
@alanschiller7291 7 лет назад
Joerg for your 2 million subscriber special you should showcase your entire arsenal/collection! Like if you agree!
@rafaelsalazar7888
@rafaelsalazar7888 7 лет назад
He already did that I think? There's a video where his collection was exhibited in a museum.
@matejnukic
@matejnukic 7 лет назад
He should weaponize his yt playbutton
@cactodagod9236
@cactodagod9236 7 лет назад
Rafael Salazar yep
@madscientistshusta
@madscientistshusta 7 лет назад
MATEJ NUKAC omfg amazing
@scott5258
@scott5258 5 лет назад
Area 51 guards gangsta till they hear this guy laughing "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES"
@a1phamalestud
@a1phamalestud 4 года назад
Area 51 guards: Let me show you my little friend. *Laughs in a10
@shuvrafatima9666
@shuvrafatima9666 4 года назад
@@a1phamalestud Joerg with his anti aircraft slingshot:"Let me show you it's features! ahahahhahaa"
@Lowlightt
@Lowlightt 4 года назад
@@shuvrafatima9666 :Area 51 Guard: Oh hey Joerg, welcome back. Your last design went over really well, head on inside.
@leemilica
@leemilica 5 лет назад
5:25 *Siren* Next scene: *holding riot shield*
@lacassejesse4683
@lacassejesse4683 4 года назад
What are the sirens
@Nezha_Main
@Nezha_Main 4 года назад
@@lacassejesse4683 the police coming cause war crime :/ its pretty obvious
@Nezha_Main
@Nezha_Main 4 года назад
5:42 theyre coming back for the shield!
@leemilica
@leemilica 4 года назад
@@lacassejesse4683 probably the annual air raid siren test, here in slovenia they test them every 1st saturday of the month.
@metathanatos1
@metathanatos1 4 года назад
he wiped out the police, and stole the shield
@GOTTHEDAWGINME
@GOTTHEDAWGINME 5 лет назад
2:44 "Here at the slingshot channel we think that safety is boring." *CrazyRussianHacker is triggered*
@thatguybrody4819
@thatguybrody4819 5 лет назад
Safety is number one priorety Safety is boring. Polar opposites Combined though are epic
@weav3r758
@weav3r758 5 лет назад
Ironic
@The_Vent_Goblin
@The_Vent_Goblin 5 лет назад
Safety is number one boring priority
@LeafShade
@LeafShade 4 года назад
I guess safety is officially bad, cause Joerg doesn't steal content and put his viewers lives at risk.
@wienersaregross6831
@wienersaregross6831 4 года назад
Combined: safety is #1 priority, let me show you it's features, boom! This is amazin' I love it! Hahahahahaha! Epic!
@Jazzforyoursoull
@Jazzforyoursoull 4 года назад
Russian hacker: Safety is number one priority German slingshot guy: Safety is boring God bless
@docilecrocodile6362
@docilecrocodile6362 7 лет назад
You could hunt Bigfoot with that. and by "that" I mean your laugh.
@thewoodworkingmetalhead2712
@thewoodworkingmetalhead2712 7 лет назад
Hostile Crocodile What have I done to you to deserve that?
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 7 лет назад
bigfoot makes weapons. It's in your name. You're a rival to Jörg.
@appleappington7346
@appleappington7346 7 лет назад
Hostile Crocodile Ha Ha Ha
@wheezy1587
@wheezy1587 7 лет назад
5:25 German civilian hears an air raid siren c.1944 colorized
@-nightraider-1169
@-nightraider-1169 7 лет назад
Lel
@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli
Wtf is actually that noise
@CJ-dk5eh
@CJ-dk5eh 5 лет назад
5:43
@simont3686
@simont3686 5 лет назад
@@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli I think it sounds like an rc flying wing.
@Cons1337
@Cons1337 5 лет назад
@@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli It really is an air raid siren, they test those here on a regular basis.
@WereDictionary
@WereDictionary 4 года назад
"Fashioned this from an old shotgun barrel I had lying around" ... at least sharpened shotgun barrels arent outlawed so thats technically a legal bolt there.
@Berzelmayr
@Berzelmayr 7 лет назад
Now you just need a kid named Walter and an apple.
@philipp8966
@philipp8966 7 лет назад
Imagine Jörg Sprave is your neighbour xD try to be nice ;)
@mathiasjohansson4335
@mathiasjohansson4335 7 лет назад
King Phil Jr. I would love it
@TyHatfield
@TyHatfield 7 лет назад
King Phil Jr. honestly if I was his neighbor I'll be the one shooting the videos and helping him because I would love to know more about everything he does. And then by the way I could teach him everything about hand-in-hand fighting since I pretty much just teach seminars all over the country why not in Germany
@wassupppls123
@wassupppls123 7 лет назад
Just hear a faint, but hearty laugh in the distance. .... (HAHAHahahaha....!)
@devincombs4509
@devincombs4509 7 лет назад
It'd be like youtube, but through a window!
@DerAlex901
@DerAlex901 7 лет назад
Keine Nachbarn in Niedersachsen
@Tay.Stizzy
@Tay.Stizzy 7 лет назад
6:43 that ballistic gel probably like "oh god Joerg spank me again~"
@grendel6005
@grendel6005 5 лет назад
No homo
@citizenblu
@citizenblu 5 лет назад
No. Just say, SlapSlap dat gel.
@therustedshank9995
@therustedshank9995 5 лет назад
@@od6951 how about nomo
@epicfoodie8933
@epicfoodie8933 5 лет назад
But... Jorg Queen Daenerys has Dragons 🐲! Yes but I Jorg have just the thing for them. Wait till you see it's features it's devastating! Hahahaha
@dragonjo7550
@dragonjo7550 4 года назад
who needs a full ballista to deal with dragons. it's too immobile
@UnitCoralSnake
@UnitCoralSnake 5 лет назад
This channel is beautifull! Found it just few days ago and allready watched so many of your vids. This is best entertainment!
@iceman4382
@iceman4382 7 лет назад
make spiked ball shooter but make spikes open mid-air.
@lonewolfy5697
@lonewolfy5697 7 лет назад
Ice Man Double Spike Balls!! 😱
@Gottaculat
@Gottaculat 5 лет назад
It's always good to make friends with people like Joerg, because when SHTF, that's who you want backing you up! I'd take one Joerg over a dozen city-slickers any day.
@BEder-it4lf
@BEder-it4lf 7 лет назад
Weaponizing Gummy bears? 🤣
@clown6523421
@clown6523421 7 лет назад
B. Eder that is easy.....cyanide, the problem is keeping them out of kids reach
@718jef
@718jef 4 года назад
Yo this guy is scarily joyful to show off his homemade weaponry... I LOVE IT!!!
@gordonb9903
@gordonb9903 4 года назад
Jorge why don't you ever show how much range any of your crossbows can acheive. It would be nice if you could do a show showing this sometimes
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan
@ThreeEyedMonkeyMan 5 лет назад
"...Blood Faucets, HAHAHA!" I love this man! XD
@SoneraiBuilder
@SoneraiBuilder 5 лет назад
You give this guy any kind of scrap you get a weapon
@lulu47ful
@lulu47ful 4 года назад
joerg: safety is boring crazyrussianhacker: safety is number one priority
@lulu47ful
@lulu47ful 4 года назад
4 leafsprings from a truck
@alexecheverria8971
@alexecheverria8971 5 лет назад
Been watch this guy since I was in the 4th grade and now I’m starting college
@WolfCourtaud
@WolfCourtaud 4 года назад
Sorry for going off-topic: but you Sir, got the most charming German accent, just like my grandfather! I could listen to you all day!
@Azuurinho
@Azuurinho 4 года назад
This guy had the best laugh ever!!! You can see he really has a lot of fun with his projects
@markhumphrey4834
@markhumphrey4834 4 года назад
God i love this guy,wonder how his parents got thru his teen years.thanks man your videos are top notch fun ,always great time
@thelastfeelbender
@thelastfeelbender 4 года назад
Imagine you're a burglar and you break into a house. You suddenly hear a hearty laugh followed by "I call this the [insert weapon name]! Let me show you its features!"
@paullafleur5233
@paullafleur5233 3 года назад
Outstanding Joerg thanks again from America we love your show here Alot really!!!!!!
@tale7955
@tale7955 3 года назад
Ah, yes, triple edge bolts for a double crossbow used by a single man. Perfect.
@MillMoxx
@MillMoxx 3 года назад
You know its gonna be a good video when he says, "let me show you its feature's" 😂
@TheGriffon
@TheGriffon Год назад
OK. Produce it in Metal Titanium for the Sledge. I would be first in line to Purchase one. I am always amazed at what this Genius produces from simple Plywood. It would be fantastic if a Crossbow Manufacturing Company could get behind him and produce more of his ideas. I am aware that some Models have been made and are available, but this particular idea has a lot of promise. Thanks for all of the work you do. It has progressed a lot from the early days when I used to follow it as “The Slingshot Channel” May you continue to amaze & delight us all
@blendipehlivani5667
@blendipehlivani5667 7 лет назад
why dont u giveaway those slingshots you will throw into garbage
@crackythepirate416
@crackythepirate416 7 лет назад
Blendi Pehlivani because they are WEAPONS
@hanswurst8682
@hanswurst8682 7 лет назад
Kimbo Slice Not under German law.
@Panzerzwerg
@Panzerzwerg 7 лет назад
Blendi Pehlivani He keeps them.. it takes time and effort to build so why would he throw them away
@crackythepirate416
@crackythepirate416 7 лет назад
Hans Wurst I understand that but the moral compass of Joerg knows that a "toy" like this could do terrible damage and if someone gets hurt with his 'toys" he could get into trouble
@MalMilligan
@MalMilligan 4 года назад
That flesh sampler is especially impressive. Maybe we can add a screw top razor blade system.
@Abayas.
@Abayas. 3 года назад
This guy is nuts.... I'm going to love it here.
@mm0nkeyb0mb30
@mm0nkeyb0mb30 7 лет назад
ARE YOU THROWING AWAY ALL OF THESE ??? YOU COULD HAVE MADE A SLINGSHOT TO SHOT THE OLD SLINGSHOTS !!! more seriously, you could have sell those, or if not for you, give the money to an association ? maybe... am i being idealistic ? maybe it's a bit difficult to sell officialy deadly what-the-fuckesk slingshots made out of wood... anyway, love your videos !
@anonymouscausethatshowirol828
@anonymouscausethatshowirol828 7 лет назад
Now I really want to see the first idea
@lifefindsaway7875
@lifefindsaway7875 7 лет назад
M M0NKEY B0MB there would probably be a bit of a hassle with selling weapons online. He usually takes the effort to meet German legal standards so they're classified as hunting crossbows or 'toys' but selling something so devastating to strangers could cause huge problems if that person was irresponsible with it
@armandocolon6076
@armandocolon6076 4 года назад
Sir, sir You always manage to make me smile. Funny like always, like your video.
@jarretjordan3837
@jarretjordan3837 4 года назад
I think the wooden "plug" you have behind the broad head is a good idea. It would hold the wound channel open. It would be better I think, if it was made out of a web type cylinder. That way the blood could escape the cavity leaving a blood trail. This would come in handy if the "prey" was only wounded and you needed to track it. Just my 2 cents. Thanks for all you do! From New England US
@Luftschlag_
@Luftschlag_ 7 лет назад
make a shotgun crossbow 5-6 arows at a time
@hilohahoma1547
@hilohahoma1547 3 года назад
I love it when Joerg does his usual "let me show you it's feature's "before he tells us except for the safety features ....which are ZERO hahahahahaaaaa.
@guitardzan5641
@guitardzan5641 4 года назад
Joerg, Serious suggestion....If the arrow/bolt was in a sled that would be drawn back, the push on the arrow could be moved from the notch to the back of the arrow head by moving the string notch from the arrow to the rear of the sled.....This means that the arrow shaft could be made MUCH THINNER AND LIGHTER and produce a higher velocity.....This would also reduce the arrows tendency to "wiggle" in flight with the resultant loss of accuracy concordant with that. I have not seen anyone do this....Would it be interesting to experiment with that?
@Rat-King
@Rat-King 4 года назад
With the riot shield, Joerg says it wouldn’t have been fatal for someone holding it, but with that amount of force you’d have to be pretty strong otherwise the shield would probably be pushed back towards you with a war crime sticking out of it
@thepurpleguy1582
@thepurpleguy1582 4 года назад
I love when he says "let me show you!!!" or "let me show you it's features!!!"
@johnmccrossan9376
@johnmccrossan9376 4 года назад
When the zombie Apocalypse happens this guy in an IKEA is gonna last way longer than any military
@derekirelandsirsmokepotalo1152
@derekirelandsirsmokepotalo1152 4 года назад
Joerg you are a madman and I love it you're so entertaining and your imagination has no bounds thank you for all your entertaining videos
@rosangzualatlau6595
@rosangzualatlau6595 3 года назад
the 'hahahahahaha'..makes me smile every time
@zhynx9016
@zhynx9016 4 года назад
The presentation is the same in every video but you can't predict what the next weapon will be at any given point, it's always something new and going against at least 5 conventions!
@flintax1553
@flintax1553 7 лет назад
Next try just try weaponising paper
@fritzkuhne2055
@fritzkuhne2055 7 лет назад
already did
@johnscala7147
@johnscala7147 6 лет назад
True German engineering
@Pinkielover
@Pinkielover 5 лет назад
love the wooden blood plug on the bolt and a cookie cutter arrow...lol
@undeadabyss9153
@undeadabyss9153 5 лет назад
I'm sorry did you just say inexpensive cross bows?
@nathanjonesbaldhead8523
@nathanjonesbaldhead8523 5 лет назад
I think it said 31 euros, but i had to double take it looked like 31,990 at first
@EyelessEntity
@EyelessEntity 4 года назад
"Now it starts to get interesting" *crossbow squeals from the tension*
@lutterlaimin2759
@lutterlaimin2759 4 года назад
I like you Voice, and the style you laugh. Hahaha
@owhs
@owhs 4 года назад
4:22 hague convention 1899 declared illegal, don't sound so disappointed joerg!
@ecstasyman6147
@ecstasyman6147 4 года назад
I love that this guys wife is a medical worker as he makes videos like this.
@bryannieland3414
@bryannieland3414 4 года назад
Joerg makes powerful weapons / toys every army in the world hire him
@jopheonholzorf
@jopheonholzorf 5 лет назад
6:43 this bad boy can take a huge load of arrows
@explosivefreak666
@explosivefreak666 5 лет назад
... "Safety is boring"... My kinda guy.! :))
@mega2codnoob
@mega2codnoob 7 лет назад
Try to do a collab with cody's lab
@barryjames3747
@barryjames3747 5 лет назад
The triple edge bolt wooden stopper would make it very hard to get an arrow extractor into the wound and to the arrowhead without causing more damage
@TheTaterTotP80
@TheTaterTotP80 6 лет назад
Wtf was that siren at 5:24?
@brianbaumgartner7223
@brianbaumgartner7223 4 года назад
He left out the clip where he used a solid tungsten spear fired with a 900 pound draw crossbow. The recoil from that behemoth is why he had to get braces. This RU-vid channel pays his orthodontic bills.
@tomh.5750
@tomh.5750 5 лет назад
Holy shit Joerg you went from slingshots to arrow airguns to actual warcrime-weapons real gradually. WE LOVE IT
@lucaace6
@lucaace6 5 лет назад
What else can you expect from a German weapons engineer?
@BubblewrapHighway
@BubblewrapHighway 5 лет назад
@@lucaace6 Lool.
@moritzroos87
@moritzroos87 5 лет назад
"A muzzle loading shotgun barrel that I had lying around"
@mrpepperonipizza3287
@mrpepperonipizza3287 5 лет назад
👏
@ezhdeha231
@ezhdeha231 5 лет назад
Germans always take things to their ultimate conclusion
@damon2098
@damon2098 4 года назад
"these are actually outlawed for use in warfare... *_so you simply muzzle load them_* "
@michaelproctor479
@michaelproctor479 4 года назад
yes i wanted to commment this so bad! Omg it might have been the biggest of many laughs in this video
@billmelater6470
@billmelater6470 4 года назад
That's the tricky part about gun control. I love telling people that I hunt with rounds outlawed for use in international warfare (soft points, hollow points).
@AnAnxiousFroggo
@AnAnxiousFroggo 4 года назад
@@billmelater6470 but why would you that?
@billmelater6470
@billmelater6470 4 года назад
@@AnAnxiousFroggo Want what? Sorry, I just need clarification on the question.
@Netherdan
@Netherdan 4 года назад
@@billmelater6470 why would you use ammunition designed to maximize suffering in any living being? I think that's the question at hand
@blank3820
@blank3820 5 лет назад
We need this guy to become NPC in every post apocalyptic game
@sparagus4044
@sparagus4044 5 лет назад
*protagonist
@Aquila009
@Aquila009 5 лет назад
Shopkeep: “Lez me show you its veatures”
@zadeify9596
@zadeify9596 5 лет назад
He would go well as your tinkering npc who updates your arsenal.
@WinterCharmVT
@WinterCharmVT 5 лет назад
He's the guy who will sell you amazing crossbows for high amounts of gold :D
@stevewilson6723
@stevewilson6723 5 лет назад
@bearjew ZeniMax the company that owns Bethesda is looking for Voice actors right now. But they are based out of Rockville MD so it might not happen.
@matsv201
@matsv201 4 года назад
*Police coming to arest Joerg* Police: Come out, we have guns Joerg: I don´t even follow the Geneva convention
@Nezha_Main
@Nezha_Main 4 года назад
Joerg" i have weapons the Geneva convention hasnt heard of...*Pulls out alien looking weapon* heres a proto type LET ME SHOW YOU ITS features *HAHAHA* *country leaders begin sweating*
@juerbert1
@juerbert1 4 года назад
"Let me first show you what I've got, boys, hahahaha !"
@aquila4460
@aquila4460 4 года назад
He's German, he'll go willingly. But currently he is not an armed combatant, so he doesn't have to follow the Geneva convention.
@eimay6742
@eimay6742 4 года назад
@@aquila4460 good, better you show us the rule of law about that
@aquila4460
@aquila4460 4 года назад
@@eimay6742 I'm sorry... what? The rule of law for what?
@ahkn5574
@ahkn5574 5 лет назад
Robber: *breaking into his house at night” Jourg: Let me show you its features HhahHAhHahHahHahHa
@medic5258
@medic5258 5 лет назад
Thurst: **steals comments** RU-vid: *Let me show you its features!! Hahaha*
@thethaifighter.2981
@thethaifighter.2981 5 лет назад
😆
@dietmaralbrecht8485
@dietmaralbrecht8485 5 лет назад
You com in his Hous, but out, at half man ! For sure!!! 😱😂✌️👍
@jerrykinnin7941
@jerrykinnin7941 5 лет назад
He needs stickers on his windows. That say. "If you wish to do evil. Please leave next of kin notification, in case of your untimely demise."
@uwehansen2915
@uwehansen2915 5 лет назад
We need a Arlam system with "Let me show you its features HhahHAhHahHahHahHa" how needs more ??
@ygk1994
@ygk1994 7 лет назад
you hear the sirens and in the next shot he suddenly got a police shield....
@landotomunn9048
@landotomunn9048 7 лет назад
YGK The crossbow saw action taking out the owner ;)
@hoangtran4736
@hoangtran4736 7 лет назад
rip police
@Ark7760
@Ark7760 7 лет назад
With holes in it...
@bma8488
@bma8488 7 лет назад
I acquired a new shield....let me show you its features...lol
@knightlypoleaxe2501
@knightlypoleaxe2501 5 лет назад
He took the policemen's shotgun too 9:35
@TheDesertsweeper
@TheDesertsweeper 5 лет назад
"I turned this from an old shotgun barrel I had lying around"
@phoenixrising2609
@phoenixrising2609 4 года назад
Wonder what else is lying around his workshop lol
@pw2096
@pw2096 4 года назад
It's holo of course.
@hbowlan
@hbowlan 4 года назад
A f---ing muzzle-loader no less. You know, just the kinda thing anyone has around the house..
@RawDoggin_78
@RawDoggin_78 4 года назад
@@phoenixrising2609 your ass
@MissionaryInMexico
@MissionaryInMexico 4 года назад
I laughed when I heard that. It was lying next to his atomic warhead...
@rightwingsafetysquad9872
@rightwingsafetysquad9872 4 года назад
Be WWIII chilling in bunker "I call this the war crime" Did you hear that "Let me show you its features!" Oh crap "HaHaHaHaHaHa" Jesus christ have mercy on me, a sinner.
@bilalsuslu2217
@bilalsuslu2217 4 года назад
Lmao
@eloycontreras9975
@eloycontreras9975 4 года назад
Give them no quarter. Let god sort them out.
@denverkronk4595
@denverkronk4595 5 лет назад
>be me >be joerg >shooting video on a weapon >warcrime.jpg >hear sirens >cut to next scene >have riot shield
@luckyblockyoshi
@luckyblockyoshi 5 лет назад
WTF
@SyntheticCharmVA
@SyntheticCharmVA 5 лет назад
OH NO
@clairrosa6279
@clairrosa6279 4 года назад
Essa cara é o máximo é gênio existe pouca gente assim no mundo
@rightwingsafetysquad9872
@rightwingsafetysquad9872 4 года назад
¡Díos mío!
@gehremba
@gehremba 4 года назад
I am sure he had that just "lying around" too
@schtinky1151
@schtinky1151 5 лет назад
This man is gonna be a weapon salesman in the upcoming nuclear apocalypse
@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg
@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg 5 лет назад
Seth Begley let me show you it's features
@sup2069
@sup2069 5 лет назад
Fallout 6 vender lol.
@kidyomu89
@kidyomu89 5 лет назад
You know, I could see him as a Post nuclear medieval-esque weapons merchant.
@ciarfah
@ciarfah 5 лет назад
"What are you buying, what are you selling?"
@kidyomu89
@kidyomu89 5 лет назад
@Dioltas117 ... Maybe not them... Considering the "incident of '76.
@ymj4256
@ymj4256 5 лет назад
*Be Joerg* *Sleeping* *Heard someone in the house* *_*Happy German noises*_*
@bingingwithwadik8069
@bingingwithwadik8069 5 лет назад
簡宥名 JAAA
@beefkidgaming2368
@beefkidgaming2368 5 лет назад
簡宥名 poor guy, has to choose only one of his war crime inspired rubber band murder machines to test out on the poor soul who found themselves in his humble abode
@tavorium32
@tavorium32 5 лет назад
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES The last thing you will hear on this earth.
@silverhand9965
@silverhand9965 5 лет назад
"Ha ha ha ha" *crossbow slap sound*
@aminormaximum2446
@aminormaximum2446 5 лет назад
The Flesh Sampler... LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES... HAHAHA!
@jarnonelis1518
@jarnonelis1518 7 лет назад
one bald guy says 'savety is number one priority' other bald guy says 'savety is boring' who is right?
@luciferneverchanges5841
@luciferneverchanges5841 7 лет назад
Jarno Nelis the other
@dextersue6561
@dextersue6561 7 лет назад
Jarno Nelis the 3rd bald guy.
@jarnosch3563
@jarnosch3563 7 лет назад
Jarno Nelis *jarno* ur not alone :)
@christianhildalgo
@christianhildalgo 7 лет назад
the one that spells "safety" right.
@ghosturiel
@ghosturiel 7 лет назад
Obvious. the guy with the crossbow
@gambitace3160
@gambitace3160 6 лет назад
Imagine you are a doctor on the battlefield And you have to repair that wound! HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!........ XD
@yue6705
@yue6705 5 лет назад
hames stanfield the spin would’ve caused too much energy loss greatly reducing the range of an already short ranged bow, furthermore the flesh eater is hollow allowing massive blood loss which is similar in effect to the commando knife, the reason that the flesh eater isn’t used as a knife is due to the weaker penetration power making it less effective with raw strength.
@RULAHD
@RULAHD 5 лет назад
He would probably say sth like: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA it hit my ankle :) Who gets it?
@Puckerupbuttercup261
@Puckerupbuttercup261 5 лет назад
Joerg when he met his wife: “SHOW ME YOUR FEATURES!!”😆
@indygaming5258
@indygaming5258 5 лет назад
Hahahaha
@deusvult3103
@deusvult3103 4 года назад
Then he said : just let me cock it.
@ewdtrey
@ewdtrey 4 года назад
Then I will load your muzzle.
@zyzzgang5360
@zyzzgang5360 4 года назад
🤣
@zyzzgang5360
@zyzzgang5360 4 года назад
Balistic gelatin features
@koldt4777
@koldt4777 7 лет назад
How about a T-shirt that says "Let me show its features" :)
@almanwithattitude
@almanwithattitude 7 лет назад
GamienAlien how about underwear with "Let me show you its features" on it??
@itsabuscus1619
@itsabuscus1619 7 лет назад
Shut up and take my money.
@kevinjohnson7300
@kevinjohnson7300 7 лет назад
GamienAlien and then have a arrow pointing down
@anonymouscausethatshowirol828
@anonymouscausethatshowirol828 7 лет назад
Kevin Johnson no, what about the children who see it? That moms not gonna be happy
@kevinjohnson7300
@kevinjohnson7300 7 лет назад
anounamois cause my mom said so Then sell normal shirts and then ones with an arrow pointing down lol
@gorgonzolastan
@gorgonzolastan 7 лет назад
Jorge you are awesome. you are like a mischievous 13 year old, but with serious engineering and craftsmanship skill.
@kylecoulombe2755
@kylecoulombe2755 5 лет назад
He’s German, craftsmanship and engineering is in his blood lol
@chubbymike3372
@chubbymike3372 5 лет назад
But not from birth,it's like Wizards Powers. Either you discover it somewhen in your life,or you have to be creative because you have to fix something in a hurry
@CodrinP01
@CodrinP01 7 лет назад
Joerg the type of Sprave that makes a crossbow just to kill a spider from long distance
@olyseth
@olyseth 7 лет назад
yeah but what if the spider is 4 feet tall and over 200 pounds
@ab14967
@ab14967 7 лет назад
Then you make a bigger crossbow.
@jamieknight7366
@jamieknight7366 7 лет назад
Then you double up the rubber... eight times
@ikyrio274
@ikyrio274 7 лет назад
Spencer King i think they were testing a siren for atomic alarm. In germany they have to be testet almost every week
@boutek
@boutek 7 лет назад
Except when he aims it against the camera person at 4:29 4:31 The most stupid thing to do!
@vertical7747
@vertical7747 4 года назад
Soldiers: noooooo you can’t use that it violates the Geneva convention!! Joerg: haha bayonet crossbow goes kachunk
@rektrainmeme5808
@rektrainmeme5808 7 лет назад
4:15 "they can cause unescesarry suffering, theyre illegal" sooooo you simply muzzle load these spears xD LMAO
@MalumMors
@MalumMors 6 лет назад
RekTrain, illegal in warfare. You must’ve misheard
@nicholecrouch311
@nicholecrouch311 5 лет назад
Mustard gas is also illegal in warfare but certain groups don't play by the rules and attack civilians to cause panic, so if someone sets a gas bomb off filled with mustard gas, and you happen to be one of the unfortunate people in that area, would that be the same as "getting what's coming to them, via their choices"? Because you chose to be in the area?
@FrancisR420
@FrancisR420 5 лет назад
@@nicholecrouch311 "got to take out their families"
@Erowens98
@Erowens98 5 лет назад
@c1ang3r not every soldier is there by free will. Many countries still have a mandatory draft for all men. My country included. If Finland goes to war, i have to fight. No choice. Also, most countries don't really care about rules. Many "illegal" weapons are still used. Only the loser faces consequences for their warcrimes.
@Jupiter__001_
@Jupiter__001_ 5 лет назад
@@Erowens98 Yes, for example Germany uses illegal cluster bomb dispensers on the bottom of their Tornadoes.
@Blargthehandsome
@Blargthehandsome 6 лет назад
Rusian youtuber :"safty first" German youtuber :"safeties boring"
@blackhat3868
@blackhat3868 6 лет назад
@crazyrussianhacker
@noahbergman19
@noahbergman19 5 лет назад
But it's weird because Russia is more badass
@plantain.1739
@plantain.1739 5 лет назад
@@noahbergman19 >Being this wrong
@noahbergman19
@noahbergman19 5 лет назад
@@plantain.1739 being what wrong
@proudtitanicdenier4300
@proudtitanicdenier4300 5 лет назад
@@plantain.1739 >Writing like this on RU-vid
@jarama63
@jarama63 7 лет назад
I love when this guy laughs
@karenstearns5000
@karenstearns5000 6 лет назад
jarama63
@ugur7204
@ugur7204 6 лет назад
HO HA H HA HA HA
@jackapostolo5404
@jackapostolo5404 6 лет назад
HA HA HA HA HA😂😂
@blackhat3868
@blackhat3868 6 лет назад
Same tho
@TheOne-ec9ku
@TheOne-ec9ku 6 лет назад
Ho ho ho ho
@juanpablomontalvo4715
@juanpablomontalvo4715 5 лет назад
God damn i have such a man crush on this magic human sized unholy combination of a viking, dwarf and orc
@yeanisch
@yeanisch 4 года назад
That is exactly the description I would give
@doctordarkness100
@doctordarkness100 4 года назад
You mean a regular german engineer?
@basti329
@basti329 5 лет назад
*12:36* They are more like *BLOOD FAUCETS* *HARHRHRHRHR* I like his humor
@alexandredumas3705
@alexandredumas3705 5 лет назад
I read this comment basically right as he said it and i almost yelled
@stephensteinhauer3346
@stephensteinhauer3346 4 года назад
Scientist: "We need to take hundreds of core samples in less than an hour." Jourg: "I have just the thing. Let me show you it's features! HAhahaha!"
@Nezha_Main
@Nezha_Main 4 года назад
Scientist* it took core samples in less than a minute.......
@noabsolutelynot3660
@noabsolutelynot3660 5 лет назад
You're like a combination of Reinhardt and the TF2 Heavy.
@razayousaf2796
@razayousaf2796 7 лет назад
He is the only person who would survive in a zombie apocalypse
@skarr4485
@skarr4485 7 лет назад
Raza Yousaf weapons equal survival? Ok... not food and water supplies or survival skill
@razayousaf2796
@razayousaf2796 7 лет назад
Brennan VanDellen well we know this to be true from all those zombie movies, eh
@skarr4485
@skarr4485 7 лет назад
Raza Yousaf understandable have a nice day
@Wabbaaajack
@Wabbaaajack 6 лет назад
or Hickock 45
@mistycolburn8483
@mistycolburn8483 6 лет назад
Raza Yousaf I am a blacksmith irl, sooo..
@dradamov
@dradamov 5 лет назад
You can't combine shotgun and a crossbow. Joerg: Hold meine Bier. Hahaha.
@plt927
@plt927 4 года назад
*Halt mein Bier
@bayern1445
@bayern1445 4 года назад
hol mir ein Bier, franzmann
@blizzard1329
@blizzard1329 7 лет назад
Are the police searching for you?
@postron5649
@postron5649 7 лет назад
No, they are making sure to stay away :)
@qpgamer2011
@qpgamer2011 7 лет назад
No they are hiding from him
@Innocentforscratcher
@Innocentforscratcher 7 лет назад
he get called for special operations....
@Gnubbelking123123
@Gnubbelking123123 7 лет назад
what he makes is totally legale. No problem here.
@chrismartin6427
@chrismartin6427 7 лет назад
YetiBlizzard they wouldn't dare
@evanbailey6860
@evanbailey6860 5 лет назад
You literally made a crossbow that shoots war-crime bolts... I love it.
@P90XGetRipped
@P90XGetRipped 5 лет назад
Imagine breaking into his house, then you get shot by a homemade crossbow, and as you are dying, you hear his evil laugh 😂
@detachsoup6061
@detachsoup6061 5 лет назад
But it wouldnt feel like a crossbow, you would be pinned to the wall next to a deer or something
@andreas544
@andreas544 5 лет назад
How'd you like the Features? Hararharhar get up silly, i'll Show you some more!!!
@ko4ichigo
@ko4ichigo 5 лет назад
with the flesh eating arow
@jedinutcracker
@jedinutcracker 5 лет назад
Just imagine that when he shoots a home invator he just leaves them there on his wall so when you break in you see his master piece, dozens of dead people pinned to the walls with pencils or something, as you sheepishly leave the house you hear his laugh as he shoots you with a homeade crossbow that was made to shoot sharpened broom handles
@watsonlifestyle2838
@watsonlifestyle2838 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@jacklonghearse9821
@jacklonghearse9821 7 лет назад
SAVE THE WEAPONS YOU THREW OUT AND AUCTION THEM ONLINE. YOU COULD EASILY GET €100+ PER ITEM. YOUR FAN BASE IS BIG ENOUGH AND CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO THAT.
@sebastianhabel7312
@sebastianhabel7312 7 лет назад
No, his creations are not illegal to sell, Otherwise he would not be allowed to make and own them^^ Slingshots and bows are unregulated and daggers and crossbows are age restricted, at least in Germany. nothing of this is illegal
@Jack-fn7by
@Jack-fn7by 7 лет назад
Well, selling weapons without a license to do so is legally quite sketchy, even if the weapons themselves are legal. He probably just wants to save himself the headache
@sebastianhabel7312
@sebastianhabel7312 7 лет назад
www.slingshotchannelstore.de/ As long as the stuff he sells doesn' require a license to buy and own, he can trade as much as he wants. But I think you are rght, I also guess he wants to save himself the headache by not selling the homemade stuff
@aidenhinze5884
@aidenhinze5884 7 лет назад
Art Of Warring then he would go to jail man
@knutkarstensen3114
@knutkarstensen3114 7 лет назад
I made the same, cuz I missed the comment :P It's easy to sell anything. Just label it as art- and marked it in the makers name. Impossible to ban even SAM rigs with a fully functional pivot. I heard of one that was sold as art. (Hitched at the automated guide system ofc, and the missiles had to be emptied out completely. Still looks real AF and scary as hell!)
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