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@sealsaregood5146
@sealsaregood5146 2 месяца назад
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@MrDj232
@MrDj232 2 месяца назад
Giving Anakin an actual thesis was the best decision this channel ever made. I laughed nonstop for the entire video.
@bobsyme3118
@bobsyme3118 2 месяца назад
Looking forward to hearing more of Anakins thesis
@Iaotle
@Iaotle 2 месяца назад
Do patrons get access to the full 2.5 hr thesis with interesting side tangent?
@Mikufanboy3
@Mikufanboy3 2 месяца назад
General Grievous from Star wars 2003 was peak and nothing ever since could ever amount to it
@Nukhebuk
@Nukhebuk 2 месяца назад
Can't wait to look like palpatine after hearing the full thing!
@bobthespud9634
@bobthespud9634 2 месяца назад
to be fair, mace did say he could talk about his thesis as long as someone asked about it
@krazykid4658
@krazykid4658 2 месяца назад
True
@Chronoflation
@Chronoflation 2 месяца назад
His 1 fatal mistake
@oldstump1628
@oldstump1628 2 месяца назад
That is what it do yugi.
@foxanard
@foxanard 2 месяца назад
It was at that moment MS Windows knew - he fucked up
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 2 месяца назад
And that is why he didn't interrupt Anakin. He just spared HIMSELF the experience
@deasttttt
@deasttttt 2 месяца назад
The sadness and disappointment in his voice when he says "Are we not overthrowing the government?"
@cjmarion6350
@cjmarion6350 2 месяца назад
i would also be upset in that situation, SPACE WIZARD THEOCRATIC DICTATORSHIP ALL THE WAYYYYYYY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!
@r3dp9
@r3dp9 2 месяца назад
Now I want an AU where Anakin sides with Mace, but tries to take over and we wind up with a reborn Palpy, the Empire, and Vader in time for A New Hope.
@VainerCactus0
@VainerCactus0 2 месяца назад
I think most people would be happy just starting with the federal reserve, the IRS, the ATF, the FBI and CIA.
@CordeliaWagner1999
@CordeliaWagner1999 2 месяца назад
Everybody would be sad if Overthrowing the Government wasn't on today's to do list.
@cheesetomeetyou
@cheesetomeetyou 2 месяца назад
@@VainerCactus0especially the IRS
@Vilgax00
@Vilgax00 2 месяца назад
Mace saved his own ass. Now Palpy stuck with Anakin for rest of his life.
@Vladisilav
@Vladisilav 2 месяца назад
No wonder he somehow returned. The regret over having to deal with Anakin for the rest of your (first) life is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... unnatural.
@dirdib69
@dirdib69 2 месяца назад
The next scene would have been Palpy trying to follow Mace out the window but Anakin holding him back.
@jasonsmith6219
@jasonsmith6219 2 месяца назад
@@Vladisilav Never watched the sequels but from the little I heard on the internet like to imagine in the ThesusVerse, Kylo's obsession with Darth Vadar stems from Anakin's thesis and he manages to get Rey hooked onto it as well. They explain to the reborn Palpatine how they had their wedding themed after the story of Darth Plagiueis and quote Anakin's thesis to one another every night. He then proceeds to jump off the building and to his death.
@josehenriquefs888
@josehenriquefs888 2 месяца назад
@@jasonsmith6219 I will henceforth consider this canon, as it is way more interesting than Episode IX
@Umbra_Ursus
@Umbra_Ursus 2 месяца назад
He's gonna reach the point where he starts wondering: "Is it too late to make Grievous my apprentice? Yeah, he's got that bizarre kink for lightsabers, but at least he'll never bring up that accursed thesis..."
@stonetimekeeper
@stonetimekeeper 2 месяца назад
Anakin is the dumbest smart guy ever and I love it.
@thetheory6159
@thetheory6159 2 месяца назад
Padme tried flirting with him, then when it didn't work (because he's an oblivious dumbass), she just engaged with him on an intellectual level, which actually worked.
@GAarcher
@GAarcher 2 месяца назад
*When one knows about zoroastrism, either you know it's a religion of ancient persia, or Anakin played Fate/Hollow Ataraxia...a fucking visual novel, absolute fatherless gameplay*
@alexxx4434
@alexxx4434 2 месяца назад
Socially dumb but philosophically wise
@mguy5923
@mguy5923 2 месяца назад
Int build with Wis and Cha as dump stats.
@LordOfGilneas
@LordOfGilneas 2 месяца назад
@@GAarcher Honestly Given Anakin he probably researched it after playing fate/hollow ataraxia, decided it was worth incorporating into his thesis.
@thenut4238
@thenut4238 2 месяца назад
I cant wait for Doctor Vader to explain his thesis to luke
@nice3333333333
@nice3333333333 2 месяца назад
And Luke just jumps off, bloody brilliant
@DRDDR8
@DRDDR8 2 месяца назад
​@@nice3333333333 And Luke fights him on the second death star to not hear his thesis, Palpatine also joins in by electrocuting Vader. Finally, luke takes off Vader's helmet to kill him, finally ridding the galaxy of Anakin's thesis
@CMVBrielman
@CMVBrielman 2 месяца назад
Obi Wan never told you who wrote the thesis…
@Jan_Koopman
@Jan_Koopman 2 месяца назад
YES!
@jpalmer999
@jpalmer999 2 месяца назад
@@CMVBrielman He told me enough! He told me never to listen to it!
@r.o.b8728
@r.o.b8728 2 месяца назад
Darth Thesis
@Shrike_XV
@Shrike_XV 2 месяца назад
Have you ever heard the comedy of Darth Thesis' rise?
@XFGHL78E
@XFGHL78E 2 месяца назад
Darth Dichotomy
@ShiningLight
@ShiningLight 2 месяца назад
Darthesis
@momtchilboshniakov290
@momtchilboshniakov290 2 месяца назад
​@XFGHL78E the dycotomy of darth thesis' rise 😊
@LenoViburnum
@LenoViburnum 2 месяца назад
​@@XFGHL78E Darth Dichotomy sounds like a pretty good title-
@Paladen_X
@Paladen_X 2 месяца назад
“If someone is fucking stupid enough to ask about the topic of your thesis then…and only then, are you allowed to discuss it” - Mace Windu
@maxisaev568
@maxisaev568 2 месяца назад
You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to deconstruct the thesis, not recite it!
@stooge389
@stooge389 Месяц назад
ironic... he had the power to stop Anakin from reciting his entire 2.5 hour thesis verbatim, but couldn't stop Palpytwine from asking about it in front of him...
@alidaraie
@alidaraie Месяц назад
Hoisted by his own petard
@royhe3154
@royhe3154 2 месяца назад
He finally started a conversation with "Hi Mace, how are you" 😢
@lazrustosadow5880
@lazrustosadow5880 2 месяца назад
Progress
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 2 месяца назад
Doctor Skywanker should have waited until Master Window has finished his project.
@bobsyme3118
@bobsyme3118 Месяц назад
I dont know why but i really love this series of clips
@DotepenecPL
@DotepenecPL 12 дней назад
And this moment already, together with Master Windows's response, had me in stitches, not even ten seconds into the video. ;D
@Rahhelthethird
@Rahhelthethird 2 месяца назад
Why didn't I foresee Mace jumping voluntarily out of the window? That makes so much sense!
@cyberninjazero5659
@cyberninjazero5659 2 месяца назад
You'd think the law establishing that Jedi Masters throw themselves out of windows was establishing plausible deniability ahead of time. BUT NO
@MrTapkomet
@MrTapkomet 2 месяца назад
@@cyberninjazero5659 remind me, which video had the part about Jedi Masters and windows?
@cyberninjazero5659
@cyberninjazero5659 2 месяца назад
@@MrTapkomet The one where they give Anakin his Jedi Masters after trying to deny him because of his thesis
@MHurley21
@MHurley21 2 месяца назад
​@@cyberninjazero5659More specifically, a spot opened up on the Jedi council because one of the masters threw herself out of a window to escape Anakin's thesis.
@r3dp9
@r3dp9 2 месяца назад
I expected that, but not Palpy aging.
@arnatar2086
@arnatar2086 2 месяца назад
Anakins most effective and disturbing weapon: Recite his thesis verbatim.
@victormirandakoepke8352
@victormirandakoepke8352 2 месяца назад
Don't forget his interesting side tangents
@bubbles784
@bubbles784 2 месяца назад
@@victormirandakoepke8352 That is to showcase the mastery the user has over the thesis.
@letoasterist419
@letoasterist419 2 месяца назад
I do not fear a man who has mastered the dark side of the Force. I fear the man who memorised and recites their two and a half hour thesis, with the interesting side tangent, vebatim.
@gama343
@gama343 2 месяца назад
And that maniac Palpatine agreed to publish it...
@FrostSylph
@FrostSylph 2 месяца назад
I can't wait for Luke to be the one to redeem him by being the one person willing to actually discuss his thesis with him.
@cackjooper
@cackjooper 2 месяца назад
the pauses between dialogue with only the sound of a humming lightsaber in the background is the funniest thing ever
@patchwork5532
@patchwork5532 2 месяца назад
Mace and Palps both just staring blankly at Anakin really made the video for me.
@sanlorenzo7896
@sanlorenzo7896 2 месяца назад
@@patchwork5532He really was a slow learner with the Sith Code 😂
@Ridgwaycer
@Ridgwaycer Месяц назад
@@patchwork5532 How they manage to get emotion out of still images, I don't know.
@austinjacques6913
@austinjacques6913 2 месяца назад
Maces Windus “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU” held such fear and anger in it
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 2 месяца назад
The best part is I can't tell who he's actually saying that to.
@MCSPARTAN501
@MCSPARTAN501 2 месяца назад
@@ArcCaravan Mainly to Palpatine I think. Mace considers listening to Anakin's thesis to be far worse than a quick death. Palpatine probably thought Mace had a point after listening to the entire thing.
@ArcCaravan
@ArcCaravan 2 месяца назад
@@MCSPARTAN501 Fair, but I still think it's nice how the exact words could apply to either.
@trentmorgan5600
@trentmorgan5600 2 месяца назад
@@MCSPARTAN501 well Palpatine did age over a century just listening to his thesis, and he only had to endure it once, the entire jedi temple had to suffer through it enough times to where they banned him from ever talking about it
@yoface2537
@yoface2537 2 месяца назад
And fear leads to angry, anger leads to hate, hatred leads to suffering
@gonotgentleman
@gonotgentleman 2 месяца назад
Secretly, Master Yoda is only three hundred years old. He’s just been cornered by Anakin multiple times and forced to listen to his working thesis while on a cocaine bender.
@matthewbarabas3052
@matthewbarabas3052 2 месяца назад
yoda went through the whole thesis talk *six times*-
@viniciushenrique6672
@viniciushenrique6672 2 месяца назад
​@@matthewbarabas3052 No wonder he uses so many drugs. He's trying to forget Anakin's thesis as much as possible.
@jamesburton9559
@jamesburton9559 2 месяца назад
When the thesis you hear, look this good you will not.
@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864
@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864 2 месяца назад
That's why he really threw Anakin into a wall, because he didn't wanna hear about dichotomy one more time
@voidimperial1179
@voidimperial1179 18 дней назад
Everyones talking about Yoda here but I wanna talk about how Anakin cornered a Yoda who was higher than the temple on booger sugar
@Maddinhpws
@Maddinhpws 2 месяца назад
I love that in this version, it wasn't Anakin betraying the Jedi by saving Palpatine, but instead Windu killing himself and Palpatine looking disfigured from having to listen to Anakins thesis.
@Formalec
@Formalec 2 месяца назад
Love how consistent "the Anakins Thesis is the worst imaginable torture" is in this fanverse.🤣
@stooge389
@stooge389 Месяц назад
thank u for the plot summary
@Maddinhpws
@Maddinhpws 17 дней назад
@@stooge389 No problem, of course plot summaries are regarded as secondary sources, as they are simply a transformative work of one or more primary sources. In this case it would simply be writing out the core points of a specific subplot of a primary source for ease of access.
@arbknight12
@arbknight12 2 месяца назад
Palpatine: “I’m not going to sugarcoat this: Mistakes were made. I REALLY should have expanded the selection process.”
@sanadamakie
@sanadamakie 2 месяца назад
30+ yrs later: Palpatine says "You know what? I'll just make my own apprentices."
@planetbob6703
@planetbob6703 2 месяца назад
"I need him! To validate my thesis as a primary source." D(a)r(th). Vader
@datzee9315
@datzee9315 2 месяца назад
ath vader, a truly unique name
@MakenaForest
@MakenaForest 2 месяца назад
​​@datzee9315 dr. vader (PHD)
@Yng_Roshi
@Yng_Roshi 2 месяца назад
Bro I laughed really loud at the d(a)r(th). That was just genius 😂
@DeusExDraconian
@DeusExDraconian 2 месяца назад
The most tragic part of Mace's death is that the last thing he ever heard was Anakin's Thesis. I'm not even sure the scream of the rushing wind as he plummeted toward the floor miles below would have drowned it out.
@jpalmer999
@jpalmer999 2 месяца назад
Well he isn't necessarily dead. At least according to the game adaptation. Edit: Actually imagine a guitar hero style game but with Anakin's thesis instead.
@toricon8070
@toricon8070 2 месяца назад
The most tragic part of Mace's death is that he didn't survive to hear the conclusion of Anakin's Thesis. It wraps the whole thing up beautifully and makes an already fulfilling experience even more enriching.
@austinestep8461
@austinestep8461 2 месяца назад
@@toricon8070it is said that that portion alone ages one by 20 years
@mysticdragonwolf89
@mysticdragonwolf89 2 месяца назад
I do believe he would’ve been screaming *_FUCK NO! LET THE SITH HAVE HIM!LET THE REPUBLIC FALL!_* with a little bit of mutherfuckers inserted throughout
@lowganc1739
@lowganc1739 2 месяца назад
That's a long way down. Plenty of time to mull over the finer points of Anakin's thesis.
@deadmeme897
@deadmeme897 2 месяца назад
I thought that the Zoroastrianism topic would end up leading to Anakin talking about dichotomy, but Palpatine just straight up asked for the thesis lmao.
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia 2 месяца назад
Dualism is a gateway to dichotomy
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 2 месяца назад
I think that the connection between Ahrimanes and the Dark Side is pretty obvious, at least from a Jedi perspective, but I have no doubt that Dr Vader will write his habilitation about it.
@Saeronor
@Saeronor 2 месяца назад
@@davidwuhrer6704 Given sudden lack of anyone called Jedi, such habilitation might turn out very easy due to lack of competition for any tenure spot. Curiously, this lack of competition is long-term, includes even future primary schoolers.
@AbadonXXX
@AbadonXXX 2 месяца назад
Anakin’s thesis is capable of life steal, truly a sith power
@chameon378
@chameon378 2 месяца назад
So, logically speaking, this might actually be a Jedi Power. While there definitely is passion in the Thesis, and there's no mistaking that, it contains logic and consideration without an obsession with what emotions the material might invoke in their wielder. He did not avoid the material because it was controversial, he considered the actual nature of the material, found something that he considered to be relevant to an understanding of the Force as a whole, and sought to publish it after getting as much peer review as he could manage to confirm or deny the nature of his thesis, finding as many objections as he could. Or perhaps it's one of those weird 'grey' jedi powers that uses both dark and light wibbly-doos to do bizarro space magic.
@AbadonXXX
@AbadonXXX 2 месяца назад
Imagine if he could realize his full potential and become a grey jedi plus a doctor in this universe
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia 2 месяца назад
@@chameon378 You should expand this into a paper for the Jedi Philosophy Journal, I think you’re onto something
@kylekillgannon
@kylekillgannon 2 месяца назад
The Thesis is a doorway to many gifts the Jedi may see as unnatural.
@koc988
@koc988 2 месяца назад
​@@chameon378You should move to expand this into a full paper, I think you're touching on something with merit and vigor.
@cyberninjazero5659
@cyberninjazero5659 2 месяца назад
Palpatine, making it law that Jedi Masters always throw themselves out of windows, seemed like setting up plausible deniability for himself, but it turned out it was actually a defense for Anikan the entire time. In both versions, it swings back to Anakin being responsible for Mace's demise. Fantastic
@nice3333333333
@nice3333333333 2 месяца назад
Could you explain that in the shape of a dichotomy?
@idontwantachannelfuckyougo5164
@idontwantachannelfuckyougo5164 2 месяца назад
@@nice3333333333 Certainly! Though I may get get into an interesting side tangent during the process
@worndown8280
@worndown8280 2 месяца назад
It explains the defenestration of Luke in Empire Strikes Back. Anakin was only carrying on tradition and being a loyal member of the Empire.
@cyberninjazero5659
@cyberninjazero5659 2 месяца назад
@@worndown8280 I've said this before, but I can't wait till we get to the original trilogy, and Vader starts telling Luke his thesis, causing him to jump/tries to convince Luke to write his own thesis "Join me as teaching assistant and doctorate student"
@reddytoplay9188
@reddytoplay9188 2 месяца назад
Since he is his son Luke might join in, remember what he is supposed to do. Go to Palpatine and then Vader saves him because he was the only one interested in his Thesis. ​@@cyberninjazero5659
@lisboah
@lisboah 2 месяца назад
"He jumped out of the window" The funny thing is that, for once, Palpatine isn't lying when he said that.
@stooge389
@stooge389 Месяц назад
You know, Russian oligarchs and spies and diplomats are always falling out of windows, and Mace Windu through himself out of a window. Maybe we were wrong, and all those Russian guys weren't actually being killed by being thrown out of windows by murderers who wanted to kill their target while having the plausible deniability of making it look like a suicide. Maybe Anakin is actually Russian, and he keeps reciting his thesis to all those guys, and so they just throw themselves out of windows.
@anon1403
@anon1403 2 месяца назад
Master Windu: “I can’t take it anymore! That thesis was the worst torture I’ve ever experienced! I welcome the sweet embrace of death for that reason alone!”
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 2 месяца назад
UNLIMITED LITERARY SCIENCE!
@christoff124
@christoff124 2 месяца назад
He became one with the force and safe from the thesis.
@Iwhoremain
@Iwhoremain 2 месяца назад
​​@@christoff124 I don't think so. Anakin died as a jedi and If mace windu became force ghost he would heard Anakin talking about his thesis for eternity. It's hell for mace
@austinestep8461
@austinestep8461 2 месяца назад
@@u.v.s.5583 Dr. Vader, former Sith Lord
@nooneinparticular1491
@nooneinparticular1491 2 месяца назад
@anon1403 - The courts have already determined that Anakin cannot be held responsible for Jedi Masters flinging themselves out of windows, since they're always doing that anyway!
@shaftoe195
@shaftoe195 2 месяца назад
In this continuity, the Death Star is a giant broadcasting station with nearly unlimited range, set on spreading the message of Anakin's thesis to the masses (while jamming all other communications), whether they want it or not. The population of Alderaan, unwisely, chose to detonate their planet's Kyber crystal power plant to escape their fate. Little did they know, use of that power plant made them all latent force users, so they became force ghosts, and had to listen to the thesis - broadcasted on repeat - anyway. Palpatine believes this to be both the most evil act in history of the galaxy, and the ultimate tool for quelling rebellions. Though he himself - oddly (to Anakin) - chose to move to a heavily shielded and insulated bunker at an undisclosed location, far outside of the Galactic Core.
@mbggrossman4131
@mbggrossman4131 2 месяца назад
Truly a creation most vile, and if I remember correctly, the torture droid in the original trilogy somewhat resembled the Death Star, meaning that in this universe it could just be an audio recorder and player.
@arkbuble
@arkbuble 2 месяца назад
Don't worry Anakin, im sure there will be other Jedis that would love to hear your thesis. Few years later. Darth Vader: No, I AM YOUR FATHER. Oh and by the way, let me tell you about my thesis. Cut to Luke jumping down the hatch
@veryangryduckpl2122
@veryangryduckpl2122 2 месяца назад
He has Anakin's blood, he will jump down because Vader disproves his thesis/says he published his father's thesis.
@michelveilleux123
@michelveilleux123 2 месяца назад
Vader: "Dammit! Why does no one want to hear about my thesis?!?!"
@reverserio
@reverserio 2 месяца назад
I love how this circles back to the legal precedent that Jedi throw themselves out of windows. The writing in these skits are gold.
@almessasorrow4950
@almessasorrow4950 2 месяца назад
I have a strange feeling that Vader is going to say his Theseus in the throne room causing palptine to throw himself down a reactor shaft
@dalesabandal9113
@dalesabandal9113 2 месяца назад
Palpatine: “Now Skywalker, you die.” *electrocutes luke* Luke: *Dying gasp* Father. Thesis. Now Vader: Oh *excited surprise* if my son demands, then *starts talking about his new thesis* *4 hours later* Vader: Glad you enjoyed it son, wait where’s the emperor? Luke (episode 8 appearance) he threw himself down the reactor shaft. Vader: Why do you look? Luke: Like ive aged 30 years? Its fine, that happens. Thanks for saving me and bringing balance to the force dad. Vader: Balance? Like a dichotomy? Oh that reminds me Luke: NOOOOOO
@gornrox7518
@gornrox7518 2 месяца назад
Palpatine finally giving up on his whole script and using Anakin's love of his thesis to fufill his plans is the best thing I've seen yet
@pleaserespond3984
@pleaserespond3984 2 месяца назад
1:48 At this exact moment a flock of seagulls flew over laughing maniacally and for a second I thought there was a laugh track in the video, it fit so well.
@ZhijingEu
@ZhijingEu 2 месяца назад
No way! Is this a deep cut reference to a 7 year old bad lip reading parody Star Wars song ?!?! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-U9t-slLl30E.htmlsi=n6NPzzurJJVh5eLL
@kibatgrenbuku
@kibatgrenbuku Месяц назад
I don't think so ​@@ZhijingEu but I love how you referenced the song. 😂😂😂
@katakesh8566
@katakesh8566 2 месяца назад
Petition to title the playlist of these videos; Anakin Shrugged
@sealsaregood5146
@sealsaregood5146 2 месяца назад
This is genius and it will be so
@katakesh8566
@katakesh8566 2 месяца назад
@@sealsaregood5146 thank corey's datapad, I'm but a humble messenger
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 2 месяца назад
I don't get it
@Isthatsimple
@Isthatsimple 2 месяца назад
​@@floricel_112 Atlas shrugged
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 2 месяца назад
@@Isthatsimple I don't know what that is
@cazperzero
@cazperzero 2 месяца назад
Palps took that thesis right smack into the face
@lemonlupinreuben5362
@lemonlupinreuben5362 2 месяца назад
He aged 100 years because of it, that's the power of the thesis
@AngelBlade69
@AngelBlade69 2 месяца назад
Can we weaponize this thesis?
@arnatar2086
@arnatar2086 2 месяца назад
But it was quick thinking to demand the whole thesis to save himself from Mace. Even though it was very costly and Palps probably did not expect the 25 years the interesting side tangents caused.
@darthmeta6445
@darthmeta6445 2 месяца назад
I can only imagine that when Windu jumped out the window, Sidious felt betrayed by him. "No, wait!! You Jedi bastard!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!"
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 2 месяца назад
No, Senator, you said you would follow the career of the young Anakin with great interest, now put your silly ass in front of the life work of this overgrown padawan and suffer!
@bernardoayres1139
@bernardoayres1139 2 месяца назад
Palpatine actually tried to jump with him, but in a last ditch effort, Mace force pushed him back into the apartment. Unfortunately, Anakin had already finished the intro and was well into the 1st chapter, which is said to cause the victim, I mean the listener, to simply lose any will to do anything, leaving them immobilized as, word after word, their faces melt...
@darthmeta6445
@darthmeta6445 2 месяца назад
@@bernardoayres1139 XD I don't know if this was a horrible decision on Windu's part or a brilliant move in his last seconds of life. At the very least, it's a good thing he's dead, otherwise Sidious could have wrangled him in to be tried for torture or cruel and unusual punishment. I'm certain that Sidious is going to bring back capital punishment as a fitting sentence for any and all sharing of theses.
@darthmeta6445
@darthmeta6445 2 месяца назад
@@bernardoayres1139 Hmm... perhaps there was a quicker, less violent manner of death that could have been dealt to the Jedi? Maybe hand-held blasters or tank cannons? Ah, but replacing all of those clones will be too costly. Perhaps a cheaper alternative could be found? There's an entire galaxy full of proud, dedicated humans who would stop at nothing to serve their Emperor out of their loyalty to him and his hatred of theses.
@nicholaspeterman9111
@nicholaspeterman9111 2 месяца назад
So it was treason then?
@CubemasterXD
@CubemasterXD 2 месяца назад
0:17 oh my god he is using the force to predict when and where he can talk about his thesis i cant xD
@nathanielzarny1176
@nathanielzarny1176 2 месяца назад
66 likes, sorry I can't give you anymore
@skoaldipper125
@skoaldipper125 2 месяца назад
Anakin’s thesis is either really mind melting or absolutely nonsensical to the point someone is willing to jump out a window over. Either way I need to hear the entire thing for myself
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 2 месяца назад
I'd like Anakin narrating the entire Darth Plaguise the Wise Star Wars Legends novel.
@Mglue3
@Mglue3 2 месяца назад
It could be incredibly boring. So boring he gets thrown into a wall. Talking bout a thesis? Fatherless behavior.
@small.clover
@small.clover 2 месяца назад
Well, we're gonna hear the whole thing for real if Seals hits 37 patrons
@Banazir-uz9zt
@Banazir-uz9zt 2 месяца назад
I mean it's not nonsensical, just really long and boring. From what we've seen, all of RotS could have been avoided if anyone just listened to him for one minute.
@lock376
@lock376 2 месяца назад
From the brief bits of it it's actually kind of insightful in a college grad kind of way, it's also just dry and meandering
@sobasicallyisuck7656
@sobasicallyisuck7656 2 месяца назад
I love that palpatine is constantly trying to follow the original script no matter how insane everything else is Edit: I currently have 666 likes. The next people to leave a like on this comment Will bear the punishment of hearing Anakin's thesis.
@Lord_Geonossis
@Lord_Geonossis 2 месяца назад
Untill at the end of this video he finally embraces madness and uses it to fulfill his master plan
@sobasicallyisuck7656
@sobasicallyisuck7656 2 месяца назад
@@Lord_Geonossis this is true but my guess is that since this is the one time he veers away from the script he bears the punishment of hearing Anakin's thesis making him fear ever breaking the script again
@mysticdragonwolf89
@mysticdragonwolf89 2 месяца назад
Well it is his plot after all. Something’s are best keeping to the script, with a little improve
@stooge389
@stooge389 Месяц назад
THE JEDi are taking over...! THE JEDi are taking over...! ... ... ... THE JEDI ARE TAKING OVER!
@lastfirst5863
@lastfirst5863 Месяц назад
“Everything is proceeding exactly as I have forseen’t”
@rockstar11180
@rockstar11180 2 месяца назад
Interesting. It was Mace who sparked Anakin’s interest in the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise and he met his end by the thesis Anakin wrote from that interest. This also echoes the curiously titled Sometimes We Do a Little Self Sabotage. Also Anakin’s passion for the tale and the dichotomy therein certainly allowed him to gain strength and power. The damage wrought by his thesis is truly tremendous.
@Yng_Roshi
@Yng_Roshi 2 месяца назад
Lol Yoda saying "fatherless behavior" for Anakin disposing his needles is ironic 💀
@idontwantachannelfuckyougo5164
@idontwantachannelfuckyougo5164 2 месяца назад
Cause without those needles Shmi wouldn't have become pregnant?
@warlordofbritannia
@warlordofbritannia 2 месяца назад
Isn’t the canon explanation that Yoda’s species just spontaneous generate?
@Marines_Memelevolent
@Marines_Memelevolent 2 месяца назад
@@warlordofbritanniaafaik the official explanation is that there isn’t one. Lucas wanted Yoda’s species to remain a total mystery, and iirc Disney has at the very least (for now) kept to that.
@JLo-g4s
@JLo-g4s 2 месяца назад
​​@@Marines_Memelevolentkinda. They put it forward to suggest to the audience Yodas reproduce male and female, a single offspring and said offspring having a 50+ year infant stage. Without saying it directly but it is obviously intended as the only logical explanation for Grogu's existence Add also that it took Yoda 900 years b4 having said infant so there's a lot about the species Disney is taking the liberty on so I don't give them any sort of credit in that regard. The most I can say personally is what they've added isn't terrible as far as Yodas r concerned for now
@Eva-uw6uo
@Eva-uw6uo 2 месяца назад
2:55 Palpatine prolly thought "I just have to survive this and I'm in the fucking clear!" only to have suffered a fate worse than death, no wonder he goes from secretive manipulator to full on bastard later
@puphafishprime
@puphafishprime 2 месяца назад
The hum of the lightsabre in the quiet moments made everything that extra bit funnier. Another great academic presentation
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 2 месяца назад
The quiet hum of the lightsabers always underlines the life-and-death character of a good tragedy.
@sethcushman5454
@sethcushman5454 2 месяца назад
I love that at 3:20, they casually abbreviate The Tragedy Of Dark Plageus The Wise as TODPTW as if it's something everybody should know, like how BOTW is Zelda Breath of the Wild or something.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 2 месяца назад
It has come up a lot recently, despite Windu's best efforts to suppress it. But information wants to be free.
@D461Sage
@D461Sage 2 месяца назад
In academic writing, after you use a full phrase once, you typically abbreviate it for subsequent uses. Although they usually do this: The Tradgedy of Darth Plaguis the Wise(TODPTW)
@zacariasdelalcazar8873
@zacariasdelalcazar8873 2 месяца назад
Naw BOTW is clearly Backstroke of the West
@MartinToms
@MartinToms 2 месяца назад
"You always say through passion I gain strength" I'm imagining Palpatine just casually quoting the Sith code in the Senate 😆😆😆
@nighthero7
@nighthero7 2 месяца назад
Tbf: It would be a pretty good motivational style speech. So it is kind of not too unusual to think a politician might say it.
@grimlockgreg3063
@grimlockgreg3063 2 месяца назад
The idea that mace would rather die and leave the Jedi order to whatever sidious is going to do instead of hearing Anikans thesis is probably the funniest part of this. 10/10 work, may we one day hear that thesis in full
@DaLordIsBack1
@DaLordIsBack1 2 месяца назад
Indeed, a hard, but necessary conversation. I understand fully.
@waltvonkeisel5610
@waltvonkeisel5610 2 месяца назад
His new title is henceforth, Dark Thesius the Learned.
@motharchenemy8549
@motharchenemy8549 2 месяца назад
If i replace anakins limbs will it still be the same anakin
@waltvonkeisel5610
@waltvonkeisel5610 2 месяца назад
@@motharchenemy8549 Well yes but no
@asinineSkeptic
@asinineSkeptic 2 месяца назад
Bravo, you both, bravo
@voidimperial1179
@voidimperial1179 18 дней назад
@@motharchenemy8549 Ask about Darth Plagueis and you'll see
@Im_Absolute
@Im_Absolute 2 месяца назад
Your abridged series is a wonderful delight. Thank you for this creative reimagining of tha series
@NinjasticFlare
@NinjasticFlare 2 месяца назад
That’s what Obi-Wan meant when he said “You’re only a master of evil, Darth”. Palpatine didn’t give him his sith name yet
@NotYourRealMom
@NotYourRealMom 2 месяца назад
vader's the name he took to spread his thesis over the holonet forums
@inductivegrunt94
@inductivegrunt94 2 месяца назад
0:46 Anakin will always find some way to bring up his thesis, much to Mace's frustration 😂 2:56 Palpatine's ultimate tool to turn Anakin to his side, publishing Anakin's thesis 🤣
@craytherlaygaming2852
@craytherlaygaming2852 2 месяца назад
He won but at what cost?
@pattersong6637
@pattersong6637 2 месяца назад
The metatextual link between the dualism of Force worship between Jedi and Sith and the Zoroastrian dualist view of reality has been noted by many scholars. As the late Jedi Anakin Skywalker noted in his thesis, the Zoroastrians believed that reality was akin to a battlefield between a good deity, Ahura Mazda, and an evil one, Angra Manyu, popularly also known as Ahriman. Jedi Anakin pointed out that just as Zoroastrians believe both deities existed but only followed one, the Jedi and Sith both know that both the light side and dark side of the Force exist but only follow one. This practice is often called monolatrist (not to be confused with monotheist), as the Zoroastrian may believe two Gods exist but only follow and worship one of them. This dichotomy is reflected in the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, as Darth Plagueis seeks to preserve life but rather than turn to the light side of the Force, typically associated with nurturing, sustaining, and protecting, he turned to the dark side, typically associated with death and destruction. Turning to the dark side is a natural instinct for a Dark Lord of the Sith, as the eponymous "Dark" in his title reflected an affinity to the dark side, yet it blinded Plagueis to the possibility that power to preserve life might be better sought in the light side. Plagueis further neglected the dark side's tendency to produce self-destructive outcomes for its users and failed to consider that though he had the power to preserve the lives of others, he could not sustain his own life. "Ironic," wrote Jedi Skywalker. The irony of this is in the form of dramatic irony, for Plagueis did not know what the audience of the story knew, that the dark side leads to the destruction of its users. Jedi Skywalker is assumed to have died in the Jedi Purge the night Darth Vader appeared and destroyed the Jedi Temple. However, his thesis was further explored in Vader's own thesis on the Zoroastrian influence on Jedi and Sith philosophy, which cited Skywalker's works heavily. Ironically, despite quite possibly killing Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader was clearly well read on Skywalker's works and in dialogue with Skywalker's themes.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 2 месяца назад
Very good, but what doesn't sit right with me is that if the Dark Side tends to destroy its worshippers in ironic ways, it would run out of worshippers pretty quickly. It has to have something to offer, but almost everything we hear about it is from those who choose not to follow it, which suggests confirmation bias. And also the saw that every accusation is an admission. "He does not look behind the door who hadn't stood there himself" and all that.
@NotYourRealMom
@NotYourRealMom 2 месяца назад
One can have enemies, but still respect their views. Perspective can be gained by studying the ways of those you do not agree with. After all, we all see things from a certain point of view, and not trying to understand leads to ignorance that can create rifts between the people.
@cooldawg5575
@cooldawg5575 2 месяца назад
I’m just imagining that obiwan, as the master of defense and the one who taught anakin, will have a thesis far longer than his pupil could ever hope to match about the uses of the high ground in combat, with a particular lense on its risks, but also great rewards when utilized properly…
@NotYourRealMom
@NotYourRealMom 2 месяца назад
i mean, anakin's studious and thorough research wasn't developed in a vacuum. i'm sure obi-wan used the other half of his time not gaslighting his former padawan by teaching him proper diction and citation taking.
@stooge389
@stooge389 Месяц назад
4 hour unabridged high ground thesis video release when mr seals are good
@PSiOO2
@PSiOO2 Месяц назад
Anakin mentioed Padme was one who could criticise his works, meaning she could follow and understand them enough to see flaws. Obviously Anakin was enabled by his environment
@AmandaFessler
@AmandaFessler 2 месяца назад
So I wasn't the only one who noticed the awkward pause in ROTS between "Darth" and "Vader". Glorious.
@liborohanka5010
@liborohanka5010 2 месяца назад
I believe, it's explained. Something about how all Sith get their name. Master basically connect with dark side of force and let himself say name, that force choose for student. So pause is actually Palpatine listening what Anakin new name will be.
@Chameleonred5
@Chameleonred5 2 месяца назад
@@liborohanka5010 The movies stand by themselves. If the explanation isn't in the movie, it's an awkward pause, not a force-vision.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 2 месяца назад
​@@Chameleonred5It works either way
@JonSmith-hk1bq
@JonSmith-hk1bq 2 месяца назад
@@Chameleonred5 Eh, if it's not a Force vision, then it's just Palpatine taking a second to think up a name. Either way.
@NotYourRealMom
@NotYourRealMom 2 месяца назад
to be fair, he WAS pretty senile imo
@marsfreelander5969
@marsfreelander5969 2 месяца назад
Anikin: "where did mace go?" Palpy: "he jumped out the windu."
@Sizdothyx
@Sizdothyx 2 месяца назад
"I aged about a century listening to your thesis." "Wow, what a century that must have been."
@TimKessler-q3s
@TimKessler-q3s 2 месяца назад
The lightsaber sound during the silence is so powerful for the comedic aspect
@TorinR90
@TorinR90 2 месяца назад
Omg 🤣🤣 When Mace yells "What the fu$% is wrong with you?!" at Palps, it just really really got me I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard, the timing and intensity of the response was perfect! Incredible work Seals, love it 😂😂
@blakeares3424
@blakeares3424 2 месяца назад
I really appreciate you adding all the cut off dialogue as chapters, much more convenient than having to pause and rewind every time I miss one.
@valmid5069
@valmid5069 2 месяца назад
Anyone: is it possible to learn about this thesis Anakin: *….Not From A Jedi*
@silverloony1170
@silverloony1170 2 месяца назад
2:35 "He does that to everyone. It isn't just a 'you' thing." 🤣🤣🤣
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 Месяц назад
Mace is surprisingly reasonable in this timeline.
@clockworkdeity
@clockworkdeity 2 месяца назад
I love this series so much.
@TheBigExclusive
@TheBigExclusive 2 месяца назад
Normally the Dark Side gives the name. But even the Dark side doesn't know what to name Anakin after hearing his thesis. 😂
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 2 месяца назад
Darth Obvious?
@nighthero7
@nighthero7 2 месяца назад
Darth PhD (Peasant Hero Dark Lord)
@cgprasetio4417
@cgprasetio4417 2 месяца назад
Darth thesis
@NotYourRealMom
@NotYourRealMom 2 месяца назад
Darth Dichotomus
@Kirk-36Moshpit
@Kirk-36Moshpit 2 месяца назад
This man really talked about his thesis for 3 hours straight, and had the audacity to ask how long the Force would take to give him a new name. Might be time for a new thesis on social etiquette.
@Kori0129
@Kori0129 2 месяца назад
We all know "Darth Dichotomy" is the only valid Sith name for him.
@dyma1
@dyma1 2 месяца назад
3:28 I didn't think that Anakin's thesis so terrible that it has ability to force drain other users💀
@slenderminion2229
@slenderminion2229 2 месяца назад
I like to think that at the very end of Return of the Jedi Palpatine accidentally triggers Vader to recite his thesis yet again, which he since lengthened to 3 full hours due to newfound insights, prompting Palpatine to decide this entire thing just isn't worth it anymore and jump down the reactor shaft himself. Leaving Vader confused as to why this keeps happening to him.
@alexxx4434
@alexxx4434 2 месяца назад
1:36 That comedic pause with still expressions is gold
@Yng_Roshi
@Yng_Roshi 2 месяца назад
Unrelated but I believe Obi-Wan secretly loved Anakin's thesis, but doesn't want to bullied again by the council (especially yoda)
@cooldawg5575
@cooldawg5575 2 месяца назад
That would be funny to learn with the dual of the fates version: Anakin attacks obi wan because he thinks he wants to delete his thesis from Holocron word, but in reality he saved it and recorded a 5 hour critique of the 2 and 1/2 hour essay to give to Anakin as a gift to help him publish it properly.
@snes90
@snes90 2 месяца назад
I mean, we were all bracing ourselves for Obi-Wan to say "I have the [moral] high ground." This would be a great way to see that happen!
@thegrandnope7143
@thegrandnope7143 2 месяца назад
@@cooldawg5575 Honestly, yeah that sounds like an Obi-Wan thing to do, sit down, read Anakins Thesis, then read all of the books Anakin used as sources, then re-read the Thesis, find more books about Anakin's ideology, philosophy and ideals, sit down and read a great many books about the ideology he, Obi-Wan, subscribes too and then record a 5+ hour long critique of Anakins Thesis as well as create a 2 and a half hour essay about his own ideology and ship it off to Anakin for his Birthday along with a couple of books about his, Obi-Wans, ideology so he and Anakin can discuss each others Theses and critique each others work, without Masters Yoda and Mace Window calling them 'fatherless bitches'.
@sanadamakie
@sanadamakie 2 месяца назад
​@@thegrandnope7143 this really adds to the tragedy that Obi-wan really cared so much about Anakin but Anakin couldn't see it, leading to their Mustafar duel. 😢
@mbggrossman4131
@mbggrossman4131 2 месяца назад
@@sanadamakiewhat a heartbreaking DICHOTOMY
@abmmllll5825
@abmmllll5825 2 месяца назад
Darth Dichotomy
@Doctor4077
@Doctor4077 2 месяца назад
Why do I feel like you’re actually writing out Anakin’s thesis behind the scenes and are going to one day drop a 2 1/2 hour video of him just staring at the viewer while he talks about it uninterrupted?
@madma5855
@madma5855 2 месяца назад
I would unironically listen to that and enjoy it to the fullest
@Chronoflation
@Chronoflation 2 месяца назад
And the most agonizing part for the viewers will be that the video will be full of single frame written lines that are essential addendums to clarify entire sections of the thesis, thus forcing avid listeners to pause repeatedly and scroll to the exact frame to read what he said
@madma5855
@madma5855 2 месяца назад
A small price for greatness
@small.clover
@small.clover 2 месяца назад
They are, they'll release it when they hit 37 patrons
@TnlGC
@TnlGC 2 месяца назад
And add Mace jumping out at the 90th minute mark
@explosivtarknas1996
@explosivtarknas1996 2 месяца назад
"My...thesis?" You just know Palpatine's going to pull the whole "In your anger you killed it" card when Anakin finally becomes Vader, just to see if it works.
@bigshortstop1931
@bigshortstop1931 2 месяца назад
I like how both Mace and Palpatine are both just too flabbergasted at Anakin to continue fighting each other.
@wanderlustwarrior
@wanderlustwarrior 2 месяца назад
To be honest the Jedi Council under Yoda sounds so toxic to each other that Mace and Anakin might have one of the healthiest connections. So long as a certain thesis isn't involved.
@zachryder3150
@zachryder3150 2 месяца назад
1:53 Oh boy, do I love continuity in meme channels.
@stretopovermind9680
@stretopovermind9680 2 месяца назад
- your name will be Darth... - How long will it take? It will take around 28 years.
@Gotenks7Kid
@Gotenks7Kid 2 месяца назад
It’s not Anakins fault- Jedi masters are ALWAYS throwing themselves out of windows, TAHTS legal president now.
@Antroz0n
@Antroz0n 2 месяца назад
(3:52) Darth Thesis
@christophershirk6482
@christophershirk6482 2 месяца назад
There is a lot of strong competition among these, but I think this is the best one yet. I laughed so hard during the sith code segment. I had tears.
@lewstherintelamon244
@lewstherintelamon244 2 месяца назад
In this timeline, Anakin married his thesis. Padmé was only his side chick.
@nighthero7
@nighthero7 2 месяца назад
Padme: No Anie. You can't name your child Thesis. Anakin: But Theseus is historical domain name. It's just a modificati- Padme: No. Anakin: Then- Padme: No. No Dichotomy either. Anakin: My the jedi were right about attachments...
@TheSolidSnakeOil
@TheSolidSnakeOil 2 месяца назад
You can't fix Yoga. He's too far gone. And calling me Vader had to be an insult.
@dirdib69
@dirdib69 2 месяца назад
Anakin is so stupid you just have to love him. Until he starts talking about his thesis again, of course.
@guest4320
@guest4320 22 дня назад
I like the quick "The Jedi are taking over!" from Palpatine, to try and steer it back. As they completely ignore him.
@johnanthony4961
@johnanthony4961 2 месяца назад
Obi-wan: I saw a security hologram of him…..reading his unabridged thesis to younglings
@mslim8412
@mslim8412 2 месяца назад
I love the subtle hum of the light saber. It punctuates the awkward silence perfectly.
@Tarmageddon
@Tarmageddon 2 месяца назад
by the force above ! a release of the next episote what a blessed day !! anakin has the power to aged ppl throught thesis
@snes90
@snes90 2 месяца назад
I very much appreciate that you've given us plenty of hints as to what this Mace's fate would be. And despite *all of us* knowing what was coming, you didn't decide to do a twist for the sake of a twist. You pulled it off in a very satisfying way. Which is what I thought until I read the comments and saw just how many people didn't think he'd jump himself. 💀
@Chives1797
@Chives1797 2 месяца назад
Palpatine always trying to stick to the script is probably my favourite running joke
@articery
@articery 2 месяца назад
this is quite possibly the best abridged series of any content ever
@ethannot-apastafarian4123
@ethannot-apastafarian4123 2 месяца назад
3:11 WE’RE GETTING IT, WE’RE FINALLY GETTING IT🎉🎉🎉
@russelstudios2187
@russelstudios2187 2 месяца назад
I love how much you’re leaning into this thesis
@Just-Ice262
@Just-Ice262 2 месяца назад
I feel like palpatine is taking so long because if he calls him Darth thesis another century will go by in that room lmfao
@StevenZissimos
@StevenZissimos 2 месяца назад
Palpatine must be truly powerful to be able to hear Anakin's thesis in full. What a feat.
@blingblay
@blingblay 2 месяца назад
The empty pauses where you can only hear the lightsabers humming is fucking gold
@23DrakeDOTN23
@23DrakeDOTN23 Месяц назад
“Wow, what a century that must have been.” I don’t know why, but that sent me faster than any other line in the video.
@sunwukong798
@sunwukong798 2 месяца назад
Man I love this channel! I love this so much and the callbacks to that damn Plaugeuis thesis, I'm glad I subbed here this is better than what most Disney star wars makes nowadays, not like they gave us anything but disappointment...
@based_mouse
@based_mouse 2 месяца назад
sometimes we do a little self-sabotage
@mattiasolofsson9437
@mattiasolofsson9437 2 месяца назад
Especially for those who read the Plageis novel and know who Hego Damask. 😉
@JammingNights
@JammingNights 2 месяца назад
3:01 EY HE ASKED ANAKIN ABOUT THE THESIS LOL
@CountDVB
@CountDVB 2 месяца назад
I love how when he says finally, you can hear the unspoken "fuckin' that comes right before it.
@hendrikgreiner8449
@hendrikgreiner8449 2 месяца назад
Having cocaine bricks in the council chambers to pacify Yoda while cleaning out his needles are so smart. Also, they can be used to throw a, well, bricks!
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 2 месяца назад
Cocaine to calm someone seems … paradoxical.
@hendrikgreiner8449
@hendrikgreiner8449 2 месяца назад
@@davidwuhrer6704 Who knows how Yodas physiology works!
@tomc.5704
@tomc.5704 2 месяца назад
I never thought this joke would make it this far, but I love it so much
@TheCactusO
@TheCactusO 2 месяца назад
@sealsaregood5146 dude, I didn't know you were still making these. I thought these videos were something I stumbled upon from a time long forgotten. But they are from now. The present day. Your humor is timeless. Thank you.
@MM-xn6tn
@MM-xn6tn 2 месяца назад
It's nice that Mace can put aside his own dislike of Anakin when the subject of Yoda's drug addiction comes up.
@LoneWanderer101
@LoneWanderer101 2 месяца назад
Palpatine: Time to execute order 66... (Palpatine then remotely plays a full recording of Anakin's Thesis on the Jedi Temple intercom)
@thecommunard4539
@thecommunard4539 2 месяца назад
“but that’ll complicate it when people cite my works” made me burst out laughing omg 😭
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