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The King Of Crowd Work Goes To Chicago - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy 

Geoffrey Asmus
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Hello alphas. Here are some of the most alpha crowd work moments from my recent weekend in Chicago at the Comedy Bar. At the end a rich Lebanese man Venmos me $2,000 because he thought I riffed so good. Finally someone gives me the respect I deserve.
Please critique or compliment every riff and remember to tip me handsomely.
I have upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Springfield Mass, DC, Richmond, Baltimore, Cleveland, Nashville, Raleigh, Charlotte, Greenville, Savannah, Wilmington, Charleston, Atlanta, Lexington, Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, Peoria, KC, St. Louis, NYC, Chicago and more
Buy tix here - www.whitecomedian.com/schedule
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@patrick815
@patrick815 Год назад
If Geoffrey was a stock, I'd buy the crap out of it
@rustyp69
@rustyp69 Год назад
yeah cause you wanna buy low
@SimonRope94
@SimonRope94 Год назад
ihihihiohooho
@dallas7000
@dallas7000 Год назад
Bro foreal he’s only getting better 😂 bro is about to blow
@gnomie5191
@gnomie5191 Год назад
@@rustyp69low for now but he’s going to get huge. His comedy is hilarious and refreshing.
@user-iq9vp7fr1l
@user-iq9vp7fr1l Год назад
Big buy.
@chrisgenovese8188
@chrisgenovese8188 Год назад
Geoffrey missed the significance of eating salad without dressing. you know what else eats salad without dressing? lizards.
@dmal-ty5qw
@dmal-ty5qw Год назад
Duuuude, fucking legit hahahah
@mjtremaine
@mjtremaine Год назад
I legit just laughed wayyy too loud at this comment 😂 Nice one my dude
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
damnnnnn
@ANTIFASCIST.ALLSTAR
@ANTIFASCIST.ALLSTAR Год назад
Convicts be eating salad with jelly or syrup, I prefer syrup!
@dsleeperhold
@dsleeperhold Год назад
That was very funny, and astute. But Salad dressing is caloric. Bitch is old as shit and she’s still all there. Mentally and physically. Same old cunt she’s always been That’s cuz she’s eating less bs. She knows the food pyramid is what it is cuz of the kick backs she gets as campaign finance and speaking fees And insider trading.
@Rultog
@Rultog Год назад
Only Geoffrey would proclaim himself as "King if Crowd Work", and that's what I love 😂 This some real alpha shit
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
im just a king without a crown
@Jackrobert28
@Jackrobert28 Год назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus Always doing the matchmaker I see. Told him he is a hot Lebanese and his Belorussia wife did the dirty kink he wanted for him after 2 years of marriage. Well deserved 2 grand.
@laurenelyse9686
@laurenelyse9686 9 месяцев назад
@@GeoffreyAsmusYou dropped this 👑
@kobalt9948
@kobalt9948 Год назад
is $2000 your escort rate for couples , sexgod confirmed
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
I’d have done it for $350 honestly
@JohnRobenault
@JohnRobenault Год назад
Finally a real alpha!
@JuanHoods760
@JuanHoods760 Год назад
“She drinks adrenochrome” hahahahaha 💀
@tylerr7669
@tylerr7669 Год назад
Alpha comedy strikes again
@poopandfartjokes
@poopandfartjokes Год назад
Dude is so alpha, Andrew Tate asks him for life advice.
@robotoolecomedy
@robotoolecomedy Год назад
One of the best comics, no question
@nextchancenow7153
@nextchancenow7153 Год назад
G.A. is that friend having fun that gets you in fights at the bar. I’d hang out with him every weekend.
@kunai92
@kunai92 Год назад
This was an awesome clip! Geoffrey always brings the heat
@tashvadj4914
@tashvadj4914 10 месяцев назад
"Dad got in one good load" 🤣
@Syv_
@Syv_ Год назад
This was golden. Laughed the entire way through
@adamdavid1
@adamdavid1 9 месяцев назад
i've been binging your vids the past few days. Dude, you're great.
@lucasmontan2
@lucasmontan2 4 месяца назад
Take that, Patricia!
@kucam12mischablue
@kucam12mischablue Год назад
Dude, please come to Europe. Please. This is amazing, there is not one clip from you that I didn’t laugh my head off to
@l.a7710
@l.a7710 10 месяцев назад
I can see the "Take that Tricia" Merch coming ...🤣🤣
@rickycarlyle5261
@rickycarlyle5261 Год назад
No one needs to go to Columbus that many times. Come out to Grand Rapids or Detroit and give Michigan the respect we don't deserve!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
I'm in Grand Rapids and Detroit in the fall! Love Michigan. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when those tickets go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - thanks!
@rickycarlyle5261
@rickycarlyle5261 Год назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus hell yeah dude I’m dumb enough to sign up for that
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
@@rickycarlyle5261 my target demo
@luciemaragni
@luciemaragni 9 месяцев назад
Always the best GA!!!!
@futurismus
@futurismus Год назад
this shit is too good
@TommyCambron95
@TommyCambron95 Год назад
The alpha of all the alphas. Finally we have our leader. Have you ever did stand up with mark normand ?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
I have! Opened for him a few times
@TommyCambron95
@TommyCambron95 Год назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus that’s amazing, you are super talented. I wish nothing but the best for you 🙏🏻
@penguinshredder
@penguinshredder 9 месяцев назад
The GOAT
@daniellawson8293
@daniellawson8293 Год назад
"Will.I.Was" goddamn, shooters shoot baby, you are QUICK hahahaha
@AndrewAlarcon17
@AndrewAlarcon17 Год назад
Cant wait to catch you live again someday
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
Hell yea. Where you at in the world?
@AndrewAlarcon17
@AndrewAlarcon17 Год назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus New York. Sadly I can’t make the two dates you’re in town but I’m sure there’ll be more!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
no worries. im here all the time. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know next time I'm doing a big show in NYC - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - thanks!
@AndrewAlarcon17
@AndrewAlarcon17 Год назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus awesome thanks!!
@catsanstail
@catsanstail Год назад
"will.i.was" 🤣
@walterroux291
@walterroux291 Год назад
I tried to like it only to see I already had, so I liked it again.
@trentntb5437
@trentntb5437 Год назад
Got my tickets for Atlanta!!!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
Hellll yes
@trentntb5437
@trentntb5437 Год назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus I'll be the tall fuck with long hair! VIP was sold out!
@jacobmolli2158
@jacobmolli2158 Год назад
Great shit, once again. what are your usual home clubs for working out new material?
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
Honestly I usually work out new material on the road and then polish it at the clubs in NYC like the Cellar and Gotham
@randoru1871
@randoru1871 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂
@ABSKPRODUCTION
@ABSKPRODUCTION Год назад
Alpha comedy is much needed in Pensacola but I’ll settle for Atlanta
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
Oh hell yea. Come out
@treyhudson73
@treyhudson73 Год назад
You're going Charleston, ATL, then Savannah? Bass Ackwards, but I imagine there's a reason for that order.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
yea not my preferred order for sure haha
@ScientistRenzo
@ScientistRenzo Год назад
Lmfao dude
@pseudodao7040
@pseudodao7040 Год назад
Great stuff - if you made an endplate with links to the previous uploads of those jokes it would be soooo meta
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
That’s too deep for me
@PhilipW2285
@PhilipW2285 Год назад
Vancouver needs your presence
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
I'm there in october! sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - thanks!
@katiesalvadore7306
@katiesalvadore7306 Год назад
Boston soon?? Or Providence RI at comedy connection!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
Trying to do Providence this summer! Sign up for my dumb email list and i'll let you know when tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - thanks!
@irreverentblackgoatofimpur4492
Come to PDX
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
Im there in October! Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - thanks!
@JackReevesdrumandbass
@JackReevesdrumandbass Год назад
Come to seattle please
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
I'm there in October! Buy tickets here - www.ticketweb.com/event/geoffrey-asmus-here-after-tickets/12945975 - hope you can come out
@JakeV.
@JakeV. Год назад
When my oldest son was a baby/toddler, he loved Kanye's-Stronger song and video. I've told him that's how black people are made.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
you arent wrong
@thomasdupree4529
@thomasdupree4529 Год назад
When’s the alpha male coming to Australia
@thisgame2
@thisgame2 Год назад
I'm a Cohen for ye. Stop dead naming our next president
@Soda_Pus
@Soda_Pus Год назад
I think I'm gonna come to that basement and check him out
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
come outtttt
@robyee3325
@robyee3325 Месяц назад
Come dude
@lindsaygrace460
@lindsaygrace460 Год назад
GEOFFREY… pls do your new sh*t in Cincinnati next weekend. Pls
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
oh i willlll be
@jnnx
@jnnx Год назад
Four dates in Cincinnati? Geoffrey, you are a MACHINE!
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
@@jnnx I love Cincy
@fakshen1973
@fakshen1973 Месяц назад
We all started out as a creampie.
@tashvadj4914
@tashvadj4914 10 месяцев назад
Whoops, stumbled on that title even if it's in jest. Some VERY good crowd work competition out there, a little early to be going for the crown imo.. Hopefully was a joke I missed.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus 10 месяцев назад
It’s all a joke. Arrogance is silly
@tashvadj4914
@tashvadj4914 10 месяцев назад
@@GeoffreyAsmus Perfect answer. Always stay humble. Rogan soon!
@MrHibbsComedy
@MrHibbsComedy 10 месяцев назад
*Patriot Noises*
@CaptainMisery86
@CaptainMisery86 Год назад
Kanye has never released a song that I liked more than just a few days.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
i disagree!
@ryanfitzpatrick3256
@ryanfitzpatrick3256 Год назад
To the Bride and Groom
@jollylama4773
@jollylama4773 Год назад
*🚬🤖🔥 🥃*❤‍🔥 *****᪢ salad, cannabis on top hold the veggies. hillaaarrrious🐇
@andrewmonahan3276
@andrewmonahan3276 Год назад
Only beta comedians do stand up sober
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
agreed
@B3Band
@B3Band Год назад
You're good, but don't call yourself the king of crowd work while Andrew Schulz is still alive. Also, do not kill Andrew Schulz.
@GeoffreyAsmus
@GeoffreyAsmus Год назад
there must be two kings at once
@Human_Organic
@Human_Organic Год назад
Adam Levine has a pretty Jewy surname, we'd give him a self-hating Jew pass
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