The Lamest Thieves Ever 

banger

thank you mr. ko

thanks very cool

I never even noticed your jacket, Cody. Idk what the lames in the comment section are complaining about. 😒

I honestly love this song..and the dance moves!:)

I mean the nerds and dorks are secretly the true villains lol

It’s just like Andrew Tate says, money doesn’t make you cool, it amplifies. A dork w/ money is just a super dork

@@sharkwang1542 well andrew tate is also a dork with money so i guess game recognizes game

they didn't really pull it off though if they got caught lol

True villains my a**, they stole from the rich. They didnt f***in murder lmao ​@Fantastic_Stranger

I hope he can make his wife's rap carrier disappear

This comment wins

@@evansartain1608 it also wins having the the most bot replies

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@@sandersegers8768 little did we know it takes quite a bit of magic to create one......

LMAO

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I hope you're right, but works of art are often disallowed as evidence

@@TiyasBMenon-td4ti I hope the prosecutor argues that this video is too bad to be intentional art

@@TiyasBMenon-td4ti Tay K got life in prison basically because of his song the race

I wonder why she even stayed in the US... Like was she not expecting her crimes to ever catch up to her? Bruh

@@loveableheathen7441 obviously not lmao, I mean she shouted out hackers, flaunted money, and had a tik tok doing so 😂

It’s because these people are merely the scapegoat. I highly doubt that these two were the only ones involved, and they were only let in just to be able to take the blame.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

@@aidanbelford7439 something is off about this whole thing.

SO TRUE OMG

I can vouch. I had to do that once.

I sucked at Biology. I did this 3 times.

LMAOOOOO

been lookin for a way to describe this type of personality and you just unlocked it for me thank you 😂

It’s like if she’s that confident maybe she can actually back it up? Like a honey badger kinda situation.

This is actually the evolutionary definition of "cringe"

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Im assuming that’s actually what she’s doing

“But she’s not reading very fast” “exactly.”

LOL honestly 💀💀💀

@Gaming with Matthew tf

@Gaming with Matthew what tf bro I’m sorry bout that don’t know how they let kids do that stupid shit

I had a girl like this in school, always wore clothes with cats on it (this is in grade 7 so not as young as you’d think) and she would run around the field on all fours and and meow and pretend to chase mice and play with them. She was so strange

She probably wore cat ears

Al Capone

doot universary

Sure, because all CS grads are hackers

@@2gj906 No but the best ones are

Dookie university

@isabel hey lol

How does that even correlate

i would just let it slide at that point

@@jaakko9853 I think because she made a video shouting out hackers and they couldn’t figure out she was a hacker

@@jaakko9853 they spent 6 years looking for someone this stupid and cringy. You expect to find some super smart hacker after 6 years of searching, but instead you find these people, you'd probably be sitting there thinking you're stupid for taking this long to find them

@@jaakko9853 its not that deep its not that deep its not that deep

wow you hit the nail on the head

This is scarily accurate and I hate it

When you take too much anti anxiety meds and become TOO uninhibited.

homie the mid 2000s is 2500ish

@Oli M Scary state, that can be.

LMFAOOOOOOO I DID NOT EVEN THINK OF THIS UR SO RIGHT

Right like how tf?? If I hypothetically stole billions from a billionaire I'd have already moved over seas and be looking into private islands and just give most of the billions to poor people

How to escape consumerism: become a billionaire?

Idk, their lifestyle doesn’t really look as the one of the typical consumer, because they would just spend it on random stuff, like penthouses, islands, designer clothes. Don’t get me wrong i do not support stealing though, but stealing doesn’t equal consumerism.

Cause these people don’t have actual personalities. They’re at their deepest point insecure and empty

i know

His jacket is amazing

Cody a surfer and raper too let’s hope he does not turn into fuckboi after hitting 31.

Hi molly

@@MrUssy101 mate he’s already had his fuckboy arc 😂 I think we’re safe

@@MrUssy101 Theres two Ps in Rapper... what you wrote is something way different lol

@@karenamyx2205 do I need to link the song about that?

What are some other videos where he does them?

@@mediumshrimp9696 just check out his early music

Did u watch the video

@@mediumshrimp9696 he has songs out under Tiny Meat Gang they’re hilarious but slap. Sofia is my fav

@@mediumshrimp9696 check out the end of his Candy Ken video from last year. Or if you just want the song, look up "Ice Out My Newborn"

I was looking for this comment!!! 😂😂

Thank you Cody for speaking up about us ostracized billionaires in society. Not enough people have spoken out on this issue

Thank you Cody for speaking up about us ostracized billionaires in society. Not enough people have spoken out on this issue

What the fuck-

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Being an ostrich sized billianaire must be tough. (I know what ostracized means.)

Nah they’re hypocrites

Now THAT would’ve been bad ass

@@ashanti11ac Right!!

@@potato1084 Clearly

Who's to say they didn't?

😂😂

yep they were probably taking some out to cover extras after they use their day job paycheck

here being a cybersecurity expert makes the most sense in my opinion, it’s usually the people who are experts at something who know the ins and outs of how to exploit it

You know I actually disagree with that. Cause this ain't tacky, it's just immensely lame. A more fitting statement would be "money can't make you not lame"

They probably weren’t using the billions of dollars they had. It would be highly suspicious if the anti fraud/cybersecurity couple suddenly started living the billionaire lifestyle after the heist.

Or happiness. Her IG makes her look quite sad and lonely.

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@ödīñ ŵïlšøń bruh 💀

Commenting because I needed to give more than just a like to this amazing comment ❤️ you’re hilarious

I love your music so much

Gypsies are white, aren't they?

Nahhhh I know your names not “Caleb white” 😂

@@joellezima3506 Yeah. I'm not the biggest fan of it, but it is what it is.

@@Ingrid922 Not that type of white. She's Neon white.

Sámi people are white nomadic tribe. Though they semi-nomadic these days. But she's probably referring to Mongolian nomads with her Genghis Khan comparison. lol

She probably thinks having a ghost writer is “consumerist”

@@thechosenone8549 but not buying all those fur coats🙄

Or someone that can teach her how to actually rap.

It's cause "Razzlekhan" is some kind of surrealist act, as she wrote in her Linkedin. So she's not being 100% serious in this, it's a bit tongue in cheek and meant to be terrible, I guess.

The word thief can be used to describe an ancient civilization in Lithuania that controlled the earth’s core

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I’d low key watch the shit out of that.

Sounds like the characters I play in The Sims game, in fact they look like NPCs with randomized clothing too. lol

Thanks for all the likes😂🤙🤙

I have to wonder if that’s part of the reason it took so long to arrest them lmao. Just the disbelief that people this numbskulled could be THOSE high profile criminals

@@CharlieApples frrr

''Ladies and gentleman we ... didn't get them let's keep looking''

Dang Juan, you got all the biotches in your thread son.

@Ardo Kazul Bruh, we all go to the hub. For free. Endless content. No one clicks this. It doesn't work.

@@karenamyx2205 is just a bot not a real person

Because crypto

@@imaDUCKIE11 Aw, sweetie. I realize this... obviously. It was more of my figurative confusion towards the logic of the originator, rather then a literal response to the specific bot. Unless its skynet, a real person is responsible somewhere in this nonsense. So... My point stands. Theres enough FREE pr0n on the internet, of any and every conceiveable kink, to spank your monkey til it falls off. It's literally 3 clicks away rn. So... WHO TF CLICKS THESE BOTS?!?!

That was my first thought lol

you heard of the tinder swindler, now get ready for: the bitcoin burglars

I’m sure they are already on it lol

@@andr0medaz bitcoin bandits

Sobek the god of the Nile is calling you. Answer him join him become him

A lot of hackers websites are "shitty", just not in the way that the one here is. They're shitty in more of the "still looks like web 1.0" way, if that makes sense. Edit: oh, I hadn't actually watched the video yet, but I just got to the point with her website. Perhaps surprisingly, that's actually a pretty standard "hacker website". You can't make it _too_ fancy or you risk opening up security vulnerabilities, so the rudimentary design is kind of the norm.

@@idontwantahandlethough A little bit of HTML and CSS never hurt anyone.

As Tighe pointed out above, it's the norm for these really low-level programmers to not bother with web design just because their code is THAT complex. And by low-level, I mean literally low-level languages that are basically machine code that look like hieroglyphics to 95% of programmers.

Hopefully theyll end up the same way

*Razzlekhan

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That tracks

idk man i think jake pauls songs were worse lol

@Hannah Heron nah nobody is innately an artist, it's all about self improvement and skill development- her problem is not having enough humility and amplifying her art unchecked before going through that process of learning and developing a solid style.

@Hannah Heron I agree artists are embedded in their socioeconomic conditions and also think that part of that is what incentivizes technical artists to proliferate in our economy. Though I do think people can redeem themselves and adopt a more enlightened perspective within their already intrinsic drive to create. Another trope that bothers me is the tortured artist, and expressing trauma being a marketable niche- I don't think you need to have very unique origins to empathize and reckon with such a screwed up world- and also we shouldn't idolize wallowing in isolation for the sake of culture.

for the first 3 minutes of this video i was tryna figure out if they were pajamas or just a shirt LMAO

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

jfc these bots are getting out of hand

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 DUDE I STG it’s fucking ridiculous and super annoying. I try to report as many comments and accounts as I can but it’s obviously not doing anything. I don’t understand why they’re so pervasive

Hope he doesn’t turn into fckboi!!!!

Probably reminds the old man of the times him and his old buddy Noel had back in '63

And then on a surfboard...

With the ded walrus

Riding waves while roasting cringe

These bots get wilder and wilder

I want this shirt😭😭

@@junbug3301 me too omg

I agree

@@junbug3301 bro ik where do i get it

AHAHA😂💀

I was gonna leave a like, but this is sitting at 420 at the time of writing.

Why do you think she wouldn't want nonviolent drug offenders released from prison?! She seems like the opposite type, she's obviously anti-government to the other extreme. But yes probably true about smoking other people's ganja

💀💀💀💀

​​@@LunarEleven she's anti government for herself and her five idiot friends

Seriously the lisp puts it over the edge for me It’s really unfortunate this goofball can be so confident Shame really needs to make a comeback

lmfao the lisp

😂😂😂 I was wondering if someone was gonna say something about the lisp hahaha

This 100% needs to be a biopic

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*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

Right??

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Robin Hood was a thief too, when you think about it. Stealing and giving to the less privilege doesn't make anything better, doesn't make you good. Maybe work hard for your money and give to the less privilege if you care so much, instead of stealing?

@@knightingirl I think stealing from corporations and billionares is totally fine haha money for them is a mega illusion

@@PetraAndNastja How is that fine?

@@knightingirl nah, stealing from the super rich and giving to the poor is fine.

HIs song was actually worth listening to, and without my ears bleeding.

To put balance in the world, i suppose. For every bad song, there’s a good song about to drop.

It's just amazing how much better the production value was in his video and she has enough money to at least make it look good 😆 like if that's her hobby then why not go all in? I can't imagine having that kind of money and just not using it in situations where you obviously should.

@@LunarEleven Absolutely! Her video looked like it was shot on an iPhone by a stranger she asked to hold it.

Limga

its kind of fire thou

Cody is a staff member at the Rainforest Cafe

with that tarzan-ass hair, he could be from the actual rainforest

Bro where did he get it

Half that money is still over a billion dollars 😂

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Literally same lmao he robbed 8 places total but looked like a grandpa at 32

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Thank you for coming forward to share your story. You're so strong 😭

it's okay, you can say Tom Nook, he can't find you here

@@zona872 That’ll be 100,000 bells please. The Bank of Nook does not tolerate any nay-saying against the esteemed Mr. Nook or any Bank of Nook employee. Regards, W E A R E A L W A Y S W A T C H I N G.

lmaoooooooo

Limga

Same lmaoo

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

Don’t you mean a big iron on his hip?

@@TheRockLobsterMafia haha yes

Cvm

Love this 🤣🤣

Why does your comment sound SO sarcastic lol 😅

Funny how you are doing this to be called forward by Aesir.

Bro, you sound like a bot

He cheated? With... Women? I always assumed that they were both gay and used each other as a front... Cuz I don't see how any woman could be attracted to that guy lmao

@@loveableheathen7441 and why do you think any guy would be attracted to him?

@@lvbboi9 bottom/sub vibes ig

@@loveableheathen7441 what 😭😭

@@loveableheathen7441 uhhhh found the sigma alpha chad thundercock male hahahaha.

the guy definitely smashes potatoes for work and she has a butterfly orchard

A frictionless app?

Nah he doesn't even have a company

he has tiny balls bro that jacket is baller af

@@aarontheperson6867 it looks like if he stole it from a middle school girl

Jacket goes tough.. 90’s vibes

he can't keep getting away with this