The Pickup Artist Show Nobody Asked For 

show is October 14th**** sorry momenthouse.com/tinymeatgang

When hot body Jason said "I've never really been rejected" you know he's really means hes the type to tell a girl "you're fat and ugly anyways" when he gets rejected. 😂😂

I will never trust anyone who pronounces genuine as "genuINE"

They're both so creepy in different ways. "Hot body" Jason is the douchey creep with a massive ego and poor social awareness, and Mike the Magician is the creep who doesn't respect boundaries and starts getting weird right away.

The girl with the black dress is the real smooth pal here. She initiated with a "do you remember me" to Jason. She was down to invite the first round. She said she needed to use the bathroom, and when Jason answered he didn't know where it was, my girl legit said "I'll show you". Like, that was so smooth I think not even Jason noticed what was going on. She was spitting game the whole episode. Just give her the keys to the VIP, she earned them more than either "Mild Personality" Jason or Magic Mike.

Mike’s first mistake was not calling himself “Magic Mike” like come on dude, it’s right there

I fully accepted that “buzzies fumped” was some kind of Canadian slang. Didn’t even question it until he started laughing.

This is the most Pickup Artist game thing ever, Where at the end of the day it's 2 guys competing to get approval from 4 other guys.

"i know you are grinding with me right now, but think of a number" IM FUCKING CRYING

I love how the grand prize is that you get to hang out with women that are being paid to be there and aren't interested in you at all

Cody is single-handedly helping me building my tolerance of cringey content.

“idk what’s worse having an actual deck of cards or asking a girl to pretend you have a deck of cards” 😭😭😭😭😭 dead

I genuinely think the show should've had the women they were hitting on secretly be the judges

That guy: "YOURE BLACK??!!??" Girl: yea Guy: ..... * _leaves_ *

Cody and Kurtis introducing me to terrible Canadian early 2000's reality tv is something I never knew I needed

Fun fact: Magic mike use to figure skate with my sister right when this show was going on. He also did magic at my birthday party when I was 12. He’s a super nice dude.

"i'm not going to touch your lips" this man started the trust issues before the relationship RED FLAG

Can we talk about how the real winner of this contest was the first woman with the, "Hey, do I know you?" line. She's the one with real game.

The fact pick up guys treat women like prey by saying you should single them out from their pack so they are more vulnerable is in the most literal sense predatory.

"Fuckin' cold, eh?" killed me bro, Cody's a true Canadian

I’m surprised nobody brought up Mike the Magician straight roaring over that curb in the first three frames of his introduction

The girl saying “no she stays with me” at 14:19 translates to “This is uncomfortable. Neither of us will be caught alone with you” which is basically the entire vibe of the show so 10/10 for getting right to the point ladies, thank you.

Cody’s room went from “therapist office” to “creepy kidnapper’s basement” real fast

8:26 “you’re black?” The way he said that 😭😭😭 I’m in tears

I love how the first thing we see of “mike the magician” is him just absolutely destroying the curb in his sick Honda. Like if you’re really a magician, why didn’t you make that disappear

I would have fully believed that "Buzzies Fumped" is just the Canadian way of saying it

Cody has been hurt by a magician at some point in his life.

Magic Mike is like Chris D'Elia doing an impression of a Canadian

10:15 CODYS IMPRESSION “do I look like a waste of time” SPOT ON

Bro the intro to this video was the smoothest pick up I've ever witnessed

I don’t think we ever fully appreciate how closely we avoided pick up artist Cody. he’s already got magician hair.

Imagine applying for a reality show and it gets broadcasted on 'The Comedy Network'. That's gotta hurt.

Cody had his girl stolen by a magician and he’s still mad about it

“divide and conquer” my bodily physically shuddered that’s so creepy

“next thursday, october 12th.” one of the most confusing sentences ever.

The seductive nature of magic is undeniable

When I was a young'in I got caught with my gf in the back of her car. The fire fighter who knocked on our window saw two females in the back and leaned towards us. "What are y'all doin' in here? Buppin' fuzzies?" I never forgot his face. 15 year later, he marries my mom. I don't know if he remembers that night or not, but it haunts me.

mike “the magician” is like if i nicknamed myself john “the cashier”

Cody dying at “fuzzies fumped” when it’s really no worse sounding than what he meant to say

I work at a club with a hired magician (who wears a vest and fedora) and it consistently amazes me how much people are actually really impressed by magic tricks

“Women want a guy who is different. They want a guy who is original” Alrighty boys who’s gonna tell him

Not a bad idea Cody. They really should recreate this show but with TikTok e-boys.

Cody saying a card trick has never gotten anyone laid shows he clearly hasn’t seen the opening scene of Now You See Me

You REALLY didn't talk enough abut how creepy the judges are. Everybody involved loses.

the fact that the magician didn’t call himself “magic mike” was a huge missed opportunity

I guess it's time to learn magic...

Mike the magician sounds like a guy who talks without ever fully closing his mouth

I hired mike the magician for my son's graduation party. He was honestly pretty good at entertaining a crowd of a mostly sober mixed age group. The final act was weird, he made my wife's clothes dissappear and then tried to tongue her entire face, but my son was thoroughly entertained and he still talks about the "awesome magician" he saw to this day.

00:54 - "Pants OFF! Buzzy's FUMPED!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏 I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!

“Hot Body” Mike sounds like the poorly translated name of an anime character who has fire powers or some shit

Mike sounded like he started drinking before he even got in the club, and the stripper is the most awkward person i've ever seen. Both manage to be different kinds of weird or creepy tho. What a trip

Mike went into that club with the difficulty bumped up to Expert mode and somehow still won

5:39 him pulling in hitting the curb💀💀

fully convinced the creator of the show is a magician and this was his long-game attempt to prove magicians are cool.

The way those dudes instantly put their arm around the women's shoulders, that kinda corners them and makes us uncomfy af

Mike forgot to mention the greatest advantage of being a magician, knowing slight of hand, them fingers trained

12:12 missed opportunity for a callback about the top ten lines thing "show us your best lines so I can download them"

The darker Cody’s room gets the less in touch he is with reality.

stripper dude MAD weird for basically wanting to leave after finding out she's mixed.

I’m jealous of how drunk Mike managed to stay throughout the night and not pass out at any point

"Just put it in as 'Stephanie black chick'" bummed me out because you know that's coming from a real experience... maybe more than one.

If anyone ever hits you with the “kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right” y’all better hit em back with the fact that birds are the last living dinosaurs so no kiss for u buddy

Listen guys, we better be glad Kelsey cuffed Cody when she did because with those smooth pickup lines at the start, none of us would have a chance to find a mate 🥵😵

how is no one talking about how good cody’s hair looks rn

I remember watching “the pickup artist” on vh1 when I was in college but we’d all watch it cause it was just utterly hilarious that these guys were actual real people. The host Mystery and his fuckin hat, and his buddy’s “the Matador” and “J-dog” Hahahaha dude’s were unbelievable lol. If anyone is open to suffering the most hardcore second hand embarrassment you will ever feel to see some of the saddest most ridiculously hilarious things sad guys will do on television I strongly suggest you find it and watch it lol

"Hey, I know you're grinding on me right now but think of a number" I died right there😂

Bruh when the guy said “you’re black?!” 😳 it absolutely floored me

This was Cody’s funniest video in awhile. His commentary was hilarious lmao

Make this a series, love this show

Producer: "Hey Mike, pull in here really fast with your shitty car." Mike: *Curb stomps

Cody’s impersonation of mike “the magician” is basically kermit the frog 😩

who else thinks Cody and Kelsey should do an ultimate Halloween candy tier list?

4:53 hol up. Aren't birds technically dinosaurs?

The cringiest part about all of this is that the show didn't have a single female judge/host XD

The intro is literally me trying communicate with any human being at any time

Need more of these man

The fact that he brought an invisible deck and thinks he’s doing magic💀

Channing Tatum shaking in his boots, the real magic mike has returned for his throne

The part that hurt the most was that The magician guy’s nickname wasn’t “Magic Mike”💔😔🤚

I want this to be fake so bad because I don't want to believe anyone finds stripper dude attractive.

11:07 hot nasty magician breath😭😭😭💀💀

Dude: Ur black? Me: Ugh is he going to tell her she's pretty for a black girl? Dude: I thought you had a tan. Me: Hm. Hard to tell which is more insulting.

there is zero doubt in my mind that the intro is how cody was like when he talked to kelsey for the first time

Mike is a living, breathing Gob Bleuth. Amazing.

the chance to make the “magic mike” joke completely went over his head

"let's see what Mike's got up his sleeve, probably a chicken or something" -Cody 20212

If you make a shirt that says “buzzies fumped” it’ll be the first piece of youtuber merch I’ve ever bought. Please make that shirt. Or a sweatshirt since it’s about to get cold outside. PLEASE make it

Please continue this as a series

We need pt2

Are we gonna ignore the magician’s inability to avoid curbs

"Do you remember me?" schouldve instantly hit her with the "Yea, you're the one who owes me a drink" Mission completed lol

kurtis also did a video on this a while ago. but i loved both of urs, u guys are great

I think her announcing the washroom was more of an invitation from her to join her… hint hint… i think its the canadian gent in you, not your fault bro. Also please make hoodies for buzzies fumping.

I like how Mike literally spontaneously combusts at 18:01 and Cody doesn't even mention it.

I can’t believe the first guy wrote and performed the classic hit “Pony”

4:20 Its called the seizure procedure

The magician guy was a goof, but the stripper guy genuinely made me cringe hella hard, he’s the type of dude to idolize Barney Stinson unironically Edit: Spelling

"Kiss me if Im wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?" Doesnt work as well once you consider that birds are theropod dinosaurs and definitely still exist

The perfect Balance of Canadian vine turned yt commentary channels: Kurtis loves magicians and Cody rips on them.

8:06 is straight up Noel as a woman lmaoo