The language of lying - Noah Zandan 

+PufferBluntman but wait their pants are frozen? What does this mean? sh-should I call a scientist?

Pro Tip: Don't wear pants. I never do anyways :D

Oh I see. The answer is no pants. :O

lmfao

+PufferBluntman Liar, Liar plants for hire!

They always do that, and they always think they are right. But when the actual answer comes along, I was telling the truth. But they never learn

Me haha tbh its funny when they dont believe you . i thought i was the only one with this

For me it was: "You're smiling while asleep so you aren't actually sleeping."

@Rena Linton thx

Yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the lie I am telling myself right now

So true XD lol lmao

Me rn I said I’m sleeping at 12 it’s now 1 😢

I always do the same

Can you give any example?

​@@serenesoul2042if you a drink and I drank it and I asked you if this is your which doesn't look like it any more and you say no so I drink it. But later you realise...

@@thebestteacher7466 You might want to call an ambulance my man

No it isnt liar XD

True

Exactly what I was thinking 😂 I realised the fault in my lies through this video.

@@BeanMachine360 ik u lying

@@sultanhanga I dont belive you XD

LMAO🤣

Copied

Pretty much

Underrated 😂

i read half of both 😳

How do I know that everything here is the truth?

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Why the f*ck you lying? Why you always lying? Oh my God! Stop f*cking lying!

😂😂😂😂

Youre a politician, a lawyer, or whatever….but your def the problem and a parasite 😂

that sounds like a lie, given the lack of first-person pronouns and convoluted expression of a simple idea.

@@ihategooglesomuch Dostoevsky was a novelist, and in this quote, he was speaking about a character in his novel, a man. If you think that the idea of lying to oneself is simple and if you consider analyzing this profound topic a 'convoluted expression,' then, in my opinion, you have a serious lack of understanding in this matter.

@@lyovmyshkin7561 /whoosh!/

@@ihategooglesomuch I mean to squeeze out negative takes out of that quote is an ability that only a person with a very hard life can possess. I feel sorry for you.

@@lyovmyshkin7561 he was joking lol

If you earnestly believe it then it's true

Ikr

hurts different

I think the most dangerous lie is the one that hurts people. I read, " lying lips hates those that it hurts." Therefore, if a person tells a lie that hurts an individual, the person is basically saying, he/she hates you.

They're called psychological liers

BAHAHAHAHA MOOD

thats actually true for me on my computer but i do it on my ipad...

@Cara Hollis Omg that is so true

I wish my teachers would believe it but I still don’t turn them on

That was literally me.

noice plot twist mate

its actually a lie because politicians reacted differently and the speaker picked those that demonstrate its point

plot twist: the video is a cake

pot twist I unsubscribed to your channel matt

Matt3756 - Arcade Plot twist: Your comment is a lie.

You have chat box for that

Awww an innocent lie...

Teacher : hol'Up

@@edgysphere you missed the joke

The other day someone in my class put in the chat they couldn’t hear the teacher, the teacher then proceeded to scream into the mic “CaN YOU HEAR ME” I-

EXACTLYYY AMONG US

Especially for no-lifers like me

Does depend on the people you're with

Bob Bobbington what if the person is mute? And also that person can't learn sign language (because he/she doesn't have any hands)?

You don't have to listen to lies if you don't talk to people in the first place

I recently started playing a game that is all about lying.....

me

hahhaha same thing bruh

This video would never make a person a better liar and to suppose that someone would use it to empower their own lying capabilities is not only an egregious error but is a particular offense to a personal sense of moral responsibility.

It was a joke.

+william carroll :D

What Im sayin.

and if the teacher wants it tommorow, u just do it that day and u are good, plus u put last day's data

I love how we're explaining the process of us lying to our teacher

Not me

But it is frustrating that you actually do your homework and left it at home but the teacher doesn't believe you lol

DragonSoul龍 you mean wasting hours of your life

not really self reference complicated message has negative words such as "not" i conclude that this is a lie XD

You're lying lol

Ah yes a honest statement right here, I do not sense anything deceiving about it.

This video definitely taught me how to catch a liar

I smell lies. Or wait, that’s my lies.

Liar.

Tru

tool for among us players....

@@2stepssane-_- soo trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

exactly what i thought while clicking on this

Lol i am watching this for among us

Nah- that comes under the can't be bothered to explain "It was fine" reply, since almost every kid probably answers like that whether or not there was any issues.

Yeah... i hate my school

@@Asmaa_311 Who doesn't?

@@user-us5kq2yv3e you're right..

Unless you get bullied, it was fine. Even if you failed a test, it was fine.

You must be living the good life then. Keep away from people.

Internet is full of lies

Lol neither. It's CoronaTime.

I think internet lies count too:)

This aged well

underrated

Damn

UNDERRATED

straight up

psychopaths: *INVEST*

Keurlock pretty much on spot now do the opposite of those things and no one will catch you.

@@thatmobiledude2679 Oh I'm not here to lie... I'm here to catch them 😎

@@Keurlock LIE DETECTED: SIMPLE EXPLANATION

I don't know about the first thing but I'm so introverted and rational that I don't form longer sentences when I'm lying and I'm acting negative or positive depending on my mood and how interesting the topic is. I don't like lying and I try my best to not tell any lies whatsoever, but I'd say I'm still pretty good at it. (Examples for long sentences of me just displaying my thoughts; so no lying)

@@HuslWusl thats the same for me but apparently now everyone belives thar "im fine" or "sorry i fell down the stairs and so i missed the bus" are lies >:(

Congrats you created a paradox.

@@chanbricks4461 Yup !

Too bad *MY PROFILE IS NOT ANIME* XD

No bts profile pic

Shut up weeb

james jason ikr

james jason On a third hand, this video was made to make you a bad lier. On a fourth hand, this video gives you false positives of a lier. The video may be a lie.

james jason SOO your lie in some parts

And on the 8th hand you're an octopus

james jason that's why I am watching it

@@samaahmed4053 Your more likey to be Sociopath/Psychopath than you are to born with blue eyes.

@@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 Blue eyes are about 8% of the population while phycos and socios are total 6% so idrk i don't think so

Anxiety and depression can make someone quite negative, a negative opinion doesn't mean they are lying lol

@@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 😳 I have blue eyes

@Kokichi Oma👀

herrapan95 same!

Me as well.

herrapan95 I can relate. This is why even this video fails to do what it says, it doesnt help you confirm someone is lying rather helps you detect probable lies.

You mean you always speak negatively, avoid linking yourself to the situation you are discussing?

herrapan95 Which is a good thing, people can't tell when I lie.

Until one day you wake up and don't know which is the truth and which is the lie.

That's very clever deception. Have you been doing it long?

my youth was spent telling occasional really obvious and bad lies - which resulted in everyone thinking I can't lie. So when I seriously messed up, and casually feigned ignorance, everyone even mentioned how I can't lie, and I laughed about that with them. XD

That is one of my most favorite things to do, I see you are a person of culture as well

@Talaveras Hi Talaveras. If you isolate yourself you'll be seen as distant, aloof, and untrustworthy. If you want real friends, you'll have to reject tactics that make you an unknown quantity to others. Cheers, P.R.

haha so true

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Yeah, but now we know how to know you're lying, better. Gotcha

John Noecker Still, when you know what they're looking for, it allows you to streamline the process. . no zombie staring... anything more than 5 seconds between words, not good and searching for a telaprompter when there is none also not good ... i would not.....................lie.

just like everyone else

that's how my mom be lowkey

Being short and having a baby face, I got free dinner till I was 12... It was only for kids under 8. Thanks mom

Exactly my dad Me at 14: minding my own business My dad registering at the hotel: he's 11. *RAISE YOUR VOICE SO THAT YOU SOUND 11*

Jena Park OR GET SPANKED

Yh. My mum always says to me "Never lie because it is a big sin"... When I was 14, my mum told me to say to the bus driver I'm 8 if he ever asked wheres my bus pass

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Also seems like the least useful/interesting one. Especially those politicians' qutoes. There are plenty of similar sentences that were truthful but sound similar to the lies used in this video, it's just how politicans talk.

says a lot about society

we dont want liars but we are liars

Oh wait y--

rightttt like I have an iphone, and I love apple but their battery life suckssss

@@walliem.3319 apple fans are weird. why.. They're not worth it. they're made to work for a bit and break. just get something else

Exactly

@@magk2524 ok but imessage gc's and the software design-

Yeah

Righttttt

I'm actually busy doing nothing, and that takes a lot of time

I feel so bad now. I, once, had to refuse my best friend when she came to invite me to her birthday party just because of this.

ah yes, my biggest enemy, my own personality

That's exactly me...

Dont we all?😂

Always and forever hahaha

Lol yes

Fact

I detected the lie when you said 'maam"😌✨

The most relatable lie😅

True 😫

So true...like heck yes but after reading this repenting over it

relatable

But when my friends come over for a sleepover: Go to sleep at time period of midnight to 3 AM. Try to wake up at 6 to 7 AM. Sometimes actually wakes up at 6 to 7 AM. Most of time: Wakes up at 7:30

No wonder how I can see straight through any of my friends’ lies

@@decidueyefan3844 ikr, i could easily tell when they are lying, telling an extreme story or sth, and this is that many times i got them busted and i had proof for their lies but i never did that, well i rly think that the skill to identifie lies is more about protecting urself from those lies than identifying and reporting publicly the liars, well it satisfies me that there is another person out there identifying his friends' lies xD

@Technical ASHD 😂😂😂fun facr, its the first time i reach so many likes at a comment

So that's why people always catch me off guard with their "interesting stories".

Yeah about you being adopted (sorry)

Sorry,I guess you are absolutely dandly good at knowing some stereotype.Afterall it is soo true and correct and really custom.

*famous people

Artyom Metro a

me😣

Nudedragon They Improvise a lot.

Eric Mwizerwa But would it be a lie if you believed it??

yes, it is still a lie

I also am a practitioner of cognitive dissonance

It does make it much easier if you question a potential unknown motive being the reason behind your lies. Example: I am limping because my leg hurts, but what if I have some unconscious desire for attention that is causing me to limp and feel pain. Therefore my leg mustn’t really hurt for I am only limping because of an unconscious motivation.

someone could say donald trump is a good president and believe it but its still a lie

nah

+Zach Miles Yes.

+Zach Miles same lol

the only thing i learned was the difrent devices used to detect lies XD

I think my lying skills just upgraded rather than to actually feel guilty lmao

|Innovation| if it's difficult, we will know that.

the video is pseudo-science, if there were ways to tell lies beyond actually discovering the truth we would surely all do that because learning of the truth through investigation can be quite difficult at times.

We also use complicated language, like the statements described in this video, in order to reduce uncertainty and prevent misunderstandings or misconstruction.

|Innovation| my brain hurts

ThePyromania13 Agree

me haha

Nobody

I didnt even see that or i probably forgot

Oof

Oof

Facts

hah, that's where you're wrong, I use a method where I check possible combinations of words that won't trip me and psychologically makes sense in their head to the point where I need 5 seconds to process the next line of words(random facts, this is why my name is gen because I tend to use how other people think and use it against them hehe >:) simplified: overthinking things without anxiety

@@genthefrog18 I am very smart

If they are skilled enough they might be able to avoid that, or they can just say your asking to much questions and make you look bad

@@yespapa8102 The object isn't to interrogate. Besides, you might not know you're talking to a liar, so bombarding them with questions isn't what you'd be doing. The fact remains that nobody's capable of sustaining a lie for any length of time... they will say something completely contradictory to an earlier statement, because it's impossible to construct a wholly fictitious universe on the spur of the moment. That's why liars keep their relationships superficial.

So... building a complex, realistic narrative, but in simple words, using first person pronouns, and without negative words. Got it.

And the irony is that every politician says such things every election, and after they are in office the lie becomes obvious. And yet everyone keeps voting them in.

Yep, and Trump has it down to a science. That's what years of practice will do for you.

Or by making sure your emotions fit the lie your trying to make people believe.

When you speak, speak clearly, concisely, and confidently. No matter the content of what you're saying, it's an effective rule of thumb.

Johanna's Stuff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Johanna's Stuff My teacher, right there.

Lmao

Ye

my real life is so messed up, people always think i'm lying

😂😂facts.

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@@wellfolks9096 💀you just messed up my brain functions ,but somehow I know what you mean

Great now im retarted

I phone is dead

Hello Kitty lol

ドルミン yup me too

Arthur Fleck same

ayyyy same

Me too

I’m not sure if he even made it to his workplace

🤣🤣🤣this comment deserves more attention

Dead Zer0 , ur right!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏

Lmao

FuzzyPineapple seems legit

She's not lying since it was an order not a statement, and only statements can be true or false. But u r lying when u say mum's not home. YOU LIAR

Priyanka Shukla Inspired from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

Mote like she asked u to lie lmao

More**

@@Hamza-vm9oj LMAOOO NICE

I guess I'll get better (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

@@amarisrosalette3694 same

everyone is liar.

@@godfather-gh2vq *l i e s*

The ones that are good liars don't see themselves lying. They twist the truths in their favor, not just simply lying like a child making an excuse.

That's like cops trying to get me to say the ABC backwards.. I cant even do that sober

lol you cant say anything like that backwards. No way hahah

It would be just as difficult for me even if I WAS telling the Truth!🤷

@@R-BURQUENO IKR!

hahaha very funny lol hahaha

Was that a lie?

Mike Serota Umm,I was actually IS meeting with my CEO company in africa---I mean at afghanistan.

But you got time to comment xD

+Free Cats another lie

It doesn't really matter to me. I just thought you were being funny I guess. (free cats)

As soon as I was at home I shot a Photo and send it to the teacher. After making it quick, hehe :)

@@aramisortsbottcher8201 Lol smart

You're not the only one who does this-

Yes..this is me. If lying I'm convincing. I'm honest then no one believes

xD

Same. I give as many details as I can to prove that my story is accurate. When I’ve lied, I tried to keep it as short and simple as possible to avoid messing up. I thought everyone knew that. 🤔

Yupp

U know because of people like this I had suffered once. I had forgotten my note book at home and it was first month of school and the thought I was lieing.(it was around 3rd month then she would have understood iam a good student and iam saying truth).

Yeah man, felt that too. People should also be considerate especially if you have good records.

@CREATIVE BROs r/Ihadastroke

I once said that excuse to my teacher While i was doing online school from home- yeah, the i realised it makes no sense LMAO

Ella, you're done. Hahaha

Translation: I love you because i can use you for my own gain.

I'm definetly not cheating on you.

"I lie saying I love you because if I say the truth you would suffer and I would lose you"

Cringe

OMG SO UNDERATED

OMG SO UNDERATED

Thanks

LOL

Underrated comment.

True lol

and then we get all used at saying that that you forgot youre actually not. how bizarre

YYAAAAASS QUUEEEENNN!! couldn't of been more truer

lol