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The Life of an INTJ 

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@farfaraway4285
@farfaraway4285 Год назад
The main reason for divorce is marriage so totally agree. INTJ
@iiii4271
@iiii4271 Год назад
💀
@suburbohemian
@suburbohemian Год назад
or are we ruling out failure...hmmmmm
@WarningStrangerDanger
@WarningStrangerDanger Год назад
I would sooner ghost anyone the second they're appraised beneath marriage material, and get started sculpting the ideal relationship out of the marriage material once I was sure Id seen enough. Sure, most marriages end in divorce, but of the marriages that last to the death, most of them were first marriages, and most divorces are had by people who have already had a divorce. Divorces go to people who lack vision and foresight.
@user-rx7uh9mg4f
@user-rx7uh9mg4f Год назад
The main reason for failing and exam is going to school so let's not go to school *problem fixed*
@siwap3809
@siwap3809 Год назад
thats like saying "the main reason for death is birth" - like, if you reeaaally stretch it, yeah, youre right, but what kind of reasoning is that? -INTP
@jacklandy5704
@jacklandy5704 Год назад
"What's the key to a person's heart?" INTJ: "A scalpel"
@maryamasomewhathuman.7870
@maryamasomewhathuman.7870 Год назад
Understanding how they think and what they like.
@hpandpj77percy_jackson
@hpandpj77percy_jackson 10 месяцев назад
Like Hannibal Lecter
@Av3ax
@Av3ax Год назад
"I do not partake in mental combat with the... unarmed" love it ^^
@SebsterMS99
@SebsterMS99 Год назад
Stormlight reference?
@storm1328
@storm1328 Год назад
It killed me ngl😂
@stefanianoto4372
@stefanianoto4372 Год назад
Me. And you are annoyed by that.
@jarintasnim2130
@jarintasnim2130 Год назад
Here unarmed means stupid
@antoinette4995
@antoinette4995 Год назад
My favorite part 😁
@golmaal138
@golmaal138 Год назад
INTJ in hell with Satan: let's take over the heavens - I have a plan
@ENFPerspectives
@ENFPerspectives Год назад
Those UNTJ are dumb; you cannot compete with the Creator.
@Pain544
@Pain544 Год назад
@@ENFPerspectives dumb ? You must have a different definition for dumbness... Nobody said going against the creator, nor did this comment. Other than that, many xNTJs tend to have a religion as well. Just randomly picking up some experience of xNTJs from memes or random 2-5 xNTJs and putting your whole theory on them absolutely isn't going you bring u a result even true.
@abedelrahmanqudih4724
@abedelrahmanqudih4724 Год назад
I am out from here i don't work with losers
@capsaicin938
@capsaicin938 Год назад
The other way around How to militarize heaven and make it a superpower able to defeat hell
@AnaS-cm3mx
@AnaS-cm3mx Год назад
@@capsaicin938 Oh no, INTJs would find hell a lot more realistic and therefore powerful. They’d use hell to manipulate the naïveté of heaven and absolutely squander its foolish standing.
@anonygent
@anonygent Год назад
INTJ in Hell: No, no, you're doing it wrong.
@user-vs5qo9dv9v
@user-vs5qo9dv9v 5 месяцев назад
That's istj
@anonygent
@anonygent 5 месяцев назад
@@user-vs5qo9dv9v The difference is the ISTJ would want Hell to follow rules while the INTJ would just want Hell to work _better._
@user-vs5qo9dv9v
@user-vs5qo9dv9v 5 месяцев назад
@@anonygent As I leaned it, in the intjs mind there's no box, no right or wrong duality
@anonygent
@anonygent 5 месяцев назад
@@user-vs5qo9dv9v As an INTJ myself, I say that's wrong, we're very much dichotomous in nature, tending to see things in black and white, but unlike the ISTJ's, our sense of right and wrong is internal rather than external, and our idea of right and wrong may conflict substantially with that of the general population's. Example: It probably wouldn't be hard to find an INTJ who approves of eating dog meat, even though it's an abhorrent thought to most people. Likewise, you could probably find an INTJ who is a strict vegan, even though most people don't consider eating meat to be bad as a rule. In both cases, you would have zero success in applying external pressure to the INTJ to change his mind because of the internal locus of control.
@jcortese3300
@jcortese3300 Год назад
I have known multiple INTJs who have independently and at different times each referred to their seven step master plan for world domination unironically, so yeah.
@end4567
@end4567 Год назад
This is so funny. I actually had a conversation with a friend about what I would do if I were to one day become a dictator.
@burnyizland
@burnyizland Год назад
Imagine if we all got together. One side of me says we'd spontaneously combust after our brain powers converged and gained telekinetic powers because we would immediately realize everyone has a different idea they're equally sure is the best. The other side of me thinks we'd be off in one of Elon's rockets, searching for new life just like us while solving all of the world's problems in one neat equation we can send back to them, but we'd all know no one would implement, thus the spaceship escape. Either way it would be entertaining.
@eusuntdracule3934
@eusuntdracule3934 Год назад
I know an entj who planned a huge money heist and settle down somewhere secretly, he explained the whole plan for like 3 hrs. When we talk about it today he cringes and laughs at himself.
@anonygent
@anonygent Год назад
I don't know them, but theirs isn't as good as mine. 😏
@muchanadziko6378
@muchanadziko6378 Год назад
@@eusuntdracule3934 could he sell it to me?
@ACCER
@ACCER 2 месяца назад
Satan: Why are you staring at me like that? INTJ: You're sitting in my seat.
@d73w80
@d73w80 Год назад
My best friend is an INTJ, I'm an INTP, the shenanigans and machinations we get up to are immense
@astro_penguin_
@astro_penguin_ 3 месяца назад
as an intp, i am envious
@MrConroach420
@MrConroach420 3 месяца назад
crazy you have a friend. mine never last long.
@abbyanderbard
@abbyanderbard Год назад
"It's very impressive." I lost it 🤣
@C-SD
@C-SD Год назад
Same. 😂
@muchanadziko6378
@muchanadziko6378 Год назад
"I don't partake in mental combat with the unarmed" literally sounds like something I might say
@johanliebert6859
@johanliebert6859 Год назад
" I don't take part in mental battle with the unarmed " thats so much INTJ type haha
@mytypeofmind
@mytypeofmind 4 месяца назад
😂😂
@annoymous_
@annoymous_ Год назад
INTJ in prison is basically Michael Scofield
@hanspz5505
@hanspz5505 Год назад
Doubtful. We haven’t all built the god damn prison to know how to break out 😂 I also always thought Michael was more of an INFJ
@StarkMagnus
@StarkMagnus Год назад
Aww you fixed the part where god was also labled "INTJ"
@Pain544
@Pain544 Год назад
God was probably intj with Ennegram 4/7/9
@1chienandalou
@1chienandalou Год назад
I don’t want to ruin who God was, it’s one of his best videos 11/10 recommend!
@bentstraw827
@bentstraw827 Год назад
I cant tell you how many times i had to say that duringnmy lifetime "this is my normal face."
@tatemitchell1479
@tatemitchell1479 Год назад
I love you INTJs! - ISFP 💖
@Pain544
@Pain544 Год назад
Thanks... I guess? - intj
@Tea12456
@Tea12456 Год назад
@@Pain544 shh those are feelers..👀 we don't understand why the tend to do that but i guess they want to spread love and happiness.. but i don't understand why now .. maybe because they are feelers 👀
@Pain544
@Pain544 Год назад
@@Tea12456 "Well, can be useful, supposingly!"
@Tea12456
@Tea12456 Год назад
@@Pain544 i do agree but i don't know what's in your head but i think it's something interesting 🤣🤣
@Pain544
@Pain544 Год назад
@@Tea12456 Let's agree with the agreeableness and agree to see the future unfold with these 54 counter plans ready to handle them. 🤝
@KuroiHato69
@KuroiHato69 11 месяцев назад
I feel personally attacked by this video... Well done...
@lovewho
@lovewho 11 месяцев назад
Good! ~ Nathan
@jackasschicken5922
@jackasschicken5922 Год назад
Omg, thats so perfect. "I have been successfully arrested. Just like i planned" I always wonder as to how nobody can understand that!
@DefinitelyNotAWatermelon
@DefinitelyNotAWatermelon Месяц назад
My logic is that getting into a prison as an alleged criminal instead of a warden would immediately make other prisoners more willing to listen to and execute any plan I came up with, because being the warden would antagonize me in their perspective, while being a cellmate would make me seem more like an ally.
@asimplecadence
@asimplecadence Год назад
Lmao the way you carried your face at the end with Satan is so real. That face is so correct.
@astro_penguin_
@astro_penguin_ Год назад
"i don't partake in mental combat with the unarmed" 🥶🥶
@T.Koetsch
@T.Koetsch 3 месяца назад
I don't know what that means💀💀💀
@christineherrmann205
@christineherrmann205 Год назад
I remember all these! Best bits! Great idea for a short!
@mojyoqueen350
@mojyoqueen350 Год назад
I think a good summary of INTJ is what my friend said, when we were playing. -Let's play this game using charachters with same mbti as us -Ok, great idea for chelange! -Which one will you play? -This one, he is voted as an INTJ on this webside. -He is an INTJ? -Yup. -...That makes sence since he is a robot who threw away his own heart. -😑 Nice to know this is how you see me.
@WSB_Common_Sense
@WSB_Common_Sense Год назад
110010110001011011
@Jcbryant123
@Jcbryant123 Год назад
What game has characters the represent MBTI?
@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes
@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes Год назад
Totally it's not Mortal Combat, but Mental Combat, and too few people are armed for this.
@burnyizland
@burnyizland Год назад
My brain keeps repeating MENTAL COMBAT in the voice and I'm not mad.
@1chienandalou
@1chienandalou Год назад
I’m ready guys!!! But I don’t meet any INTJs... I was about to go out on a date with one but I made a joke about being late to dates and he immediately canceled and hung up on me! 😂 - ENTP
@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes
@Elodie_N_INTJ_Analyzes Год назад
@@1chienandalou Yep, because we perfectly know behind the jokes it's the truth. People try to mask the truth behind something fun. You perfectly know you are often late.
@dannykilgore278
@dannykilgore278 Год назад
My pick up lines are so dark …😂 like I already bought some chains for you or don’t worry my ex won’t show up ….
@ethanmiles20
@ethanmiles20 Год назад
as an ENFJ all my INTJ lovers have been my greatest Elysium and deepest hells all at the same time
@hpandpj77percy_jackson
@hpandpj77percy_jackson 10 месяцев назад
Not hell. Correct form Tartarus.
@AntiLGBT_SuperExterminator
@AntiLGBT_SuperExterminator Год назад
Aa an INTJ i thought it's only me who startes like that
@DJEkilibrium
@DJEkilibrium Год назад
Same, people always get scared lol
@jakelawrence6618
@jakelawrence6618 Год назад
Not gonna lie it’s kind of fun to see their reactions 😈.
@acousticsoul_4629
@acousticsoul_4629 Год назад
We love you INTJs ENTJs :INFPs
@johnknight9150
@johnknight9150 Год назад
I always knew Satan was Welsh.
@DUSTY_SUSHI
@DUSTY_SUSHI Год назад
I LOST IT at the pick up lines 💀 I can confirm we have a creepy asf inner monologue sometimes- intj
@kraftmacaroniandbeez
@kraftmacaroniandbeez Год назад
that’s fair respectfully, intj
@QuantumNeutrino
@QuantumNeutrino 7 месяцев назад
Satan: You're making me unconfortable... INTJ: This is just my normal face
@micahroberts8383
@micahroberts8383 Год назад
My cognitive functions align well with the INTJ, sufficiently enough that I identify with the label now. The master mind stereotype, however, not so much. I do think strategically, and am skilled in debate (was asked to facilitate negotiations during our unionizing process quite a bit), but I'm entirely too talkative a person to ever get away with anything so complex as trying to escape prison. Telling God my honest opinions on ways their designs could improve, however... Yeah, I'm daft enough to try that nonsense, for sure. LOL
@jenniferhanses7064
@jenniferhanses7064 Год назад
I think you're not getting it. It's not heaven if I can't find flaws to fix. Otherwise its going to be boring.
@maryamasomewhathuman.7870
@maryamasomewhathuman.7870 Год назад
Maybe you're an e/I ntp instead? Or Isfp?
@maryamasomewhathuman.7870
@maryamasomewhathuman.7870 Год назад
You can take an mbti test on Google
@micahroberts8383
@micahroberts8383 Год назад
@@maryamasomewhathuman.7870 I don't think so. I've taken many tests and tend to get XNTJ or, rarely INFX. Looking at the cognitive functions, and having my partner be an INFP and very close friend be INFJ, I think INTJ is closest to me... I'm just talkative and smart enough to know that's a liability for trying to get away with a prison break, lol. But, yeah, I think INTJ is pretty accurate, over all. I'm also 37. When I was in my teens and early 20s, the NiTe was way more present and now my Fi is very developed, both because of age and being a therapist. In life now, my biggest struggles are nearly always Se related and I'm working hard at them and the MBTI cognitive functions helped a lot! So, that's why I think INTJ, mostly, which is fine... I don't need it to be perfectly accurate, just useful (Te, lol).
@maryamasomewhathuman.7870
@maryamasomewhathuman.7870 Год назад
@@micahroberts8383 oh yeah ofcourse that makes sense. Thank you for replying so thoroughly, that's really nice of you. And I agree, as long as it's useful.
@whiteeye00__54
@whiteeye00__54 Год назад
Oh the Heisenberg stare i see?
@julietellsthetruth4811
@julietellsthetruth4811 Год назад
Me and my RBF: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. Which is perfectly valid, since I'm holding a binder full of notes that are alphabetized and cross-referenced. And a set of blueprints.
@ThisBeanTofu
@ThisBeanTofu 11 месяцев назад
Satan: its freaking me out. I lost it there. Hahahahahahahahaha
@Kutthroatkawaii
@Kutthroatkawaii 10 месяцев назад
😂 You did the Ni stare and endless Te criticisms so well 🤣
@Gaxi2
@Gaxi2 Год назад
00:54 So this is the reason people reacting like that. I would like it if you make a video for INTJ which teaches how to be more human or specifically how to not freak them out as it is really hurting me professionally and sometimes personally...
@abesapien9930
@abesapien9930 Год назад
Let's just all admit they are the best of the 16 types by a long shot.
@C-SD
@C-SD Год назад
I did not get married for 10 years. My now husband was just like *shrug* whenever. 😂
@user-ut7hh3zb2f
@user-ut7hh3zb2f 2 месяца назад
Proposals are supposed to be romantic. Instead I said "So. We gonna do this?"
@SUDI_04
@SUDI_04 Месяц назад
I've got a childhood friend who's an INTJ and it's hilarious how she's like this as well haha. I love INTJs they're so awesome ✨✨
@PurpleZen
@PurpleZen Год назад
😂love it as an INTJ
@justarandomdude.9285
@justarandomdude.9285 Год назад
I've always liked the INTJ vs INFJ battle
@rex70121
@rex70121 Год назад
The death stare!!!!!😂
@somerandomname3124
@somerandomname3124 Год назад
I'm an INTJ and I actually brought up that statistic with my ex before, this was scarily accurate.
@addictwithariptide
@addictwithariptide Год назад
I am literally making the same face as at the end of the short. Very accurate.
@cosmospray
@cosmospray Год назад
Love to rewatch it again 😂❤
@nightwatch3889
@nightwatch3889 Месяц назад
"I don't partake in mental combat with the unarmed" goes hard asf
@vibe3140
@vibe3140 Год назад
Please the pick up lines is so true
@naofuieu2477
@naofuieu2477 Год назад
A true INTJ knows logically with heaven doesn't even exist at first place 💀💀💀💀
@angkim3111
@angkim3111 8 месяцев назад
IT FREAKS ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crystalshard5830
@crystalshard5830 Месяц назад
"This is just my normal face" 😂😆 ...is my dad 😓
@BalanceLiveLifeYouLove
@BalanceLiveLifeYouLove 7 месяцев назад
Lol. An INTJ celebrity looked at me like he was thinking that pick up line.
@redblue5868
@redblue5868 Год назад
This was awesome.
@saberspeed77
@saberspeed77 Год назад
lol Prison Break
@englishmuffin7
@englishmuffin7 Год назад
What am i doing here, I'm not an INTJ 🤣
@DanielaRosenrot
@DanielaRosenrot 7 месяцев назад
Your acting skills are good 👏🏻😁
@skeleton2389
@skeleton2389 Год назад
When even satan is scared of intj
@DaughterOfLilith08
@DaughterOfLilith08 Год назад
During an exam, 100%
@seanbell1842
@seanbell1842 8 месяцев назад
This is actually so funny
@mfermet2430
@mfermet2430 Год назад
That's stereotypical although funny 💀 lmao
@AVIVAFilms
@AVIVAFilms 3 месяца назад
INTJ'S are the SORCERERS of the world ...and I'm surprised no one is mentioning it🤔 INTJ'S should discuss such more.
@cameron.t
@cameron.t Год назад
Coming up with improvements that nobody wants to hear (but would improve things) lol
@tammys8711
@tammys8711 Год назад
Big smile!
@user-jf6si8ym3q
@user-jf6si8ym3q 10 месяцев назад
I do little experiments on all my relationships with people to understand them better and it’s worked perfectly with my grandma.
@PoetraveRaps
@PoetraveRaps 9 месяцев назад
Lovely😂😂❤
@HermesGirl
@HermesGirl Год назад
Yes! Night made.
@evesjeanz
@evesjeanz Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂 not the jail break
@mushroomfog2509
@mushroomfog2509 Год назад
Golden material
@ruthsantos7955
@ruthsantos7955 11 месяцев назад
"I don't partake in mental combat with the ... unarmed. 🤣🤣🤣
@roguex9469
@roguex9469 Год назад
First of all don't call me out, second if you had edited the God and Satan skits back to back it would have been more efficient. Step 1: School exam Step 2: Police interrogation Step 3: Prison Step 4: Heaven Step 5: Hell after failing to communicate with God Step 6: Efficiency approved
@user-rk9sn9ds9g
@user-rk9sn9ds9g 11 месяцев назад
That look😂
@Silly_Tree11
@Silly_Tree11 Год назад
I told a new friend that before I mustered up the confidence to start hanging out with them I told them I stalked them for a whole month before deciding to start hanging out with them.
@emodante1084
@emodante1084 5 месяцев назад
Based on 0:17 INTJs must have a lovely singing voice.
@suebludhaven3110
@suebludhaven3110 10 месяцев назад
accurate.
@nikolettavarga8351
@nikolettavarga8351 5 месяцев назад
Haha yea i must correct every system
@aidyil
@aidyil 8 месяцев назад
Nah but fr tho. Whenever my friends are talking about relationships ive always whipped out the divorce rates are increasing. Check the states😂😭
@dirkslifeadvice5339
@dirkslifeadvice5339 Год назад
It's interesting how you say, " now that I've found my brother, i need to initiate phase 2 of the breakout. " In reality, the plan would be entirely in play, and there would be no spoken speech of the next step. Accurate, but not articulated.
@adrianbunea2006
@adrianbunea2006 Год назад
The INTJ pick up lines is sadly me... It hurts
@cloud_zer0
@cloud_zer0 6 месяцев назад
God it's like looking into a mirror and discovering you were in black face all day
@gigantoteodor
@gigantoteodor 6 месяцев назад
bro would make a new prison break
@biancasinclair.
@biancasinclair. 10 месяцев назад
The INTJ pickup line and INTJ in hell 😂👍
@fionap1663
@fionap1663 Год назад
❤️🥝✌️
@fqn3
@fqn3 Год назад
The devil once annoyed an INTJ and it was never heard from again.
@thissunchild
@thissunchild Год назад
Hilarious!
@Clairvoyant_D
@Clairvoyant_D Год назад
Me Asf !!! 🤣
@chrismclain4543
@chrismclain4543 Год назад
I have 100% shared divorce statistics on a date. Lol all the facts
@obscurellepriscillatopin7506
I do not think I could have put it better myself you know
@burnyizland
@burnyizland Год назад
Now THAT is a compliment.
@OracleKala
@OracleKala 9 месяцев назад
I’m boyfriend to a T!!
@maxxx2k
@maxxx2k Год назад
Some things you just think and don’t say
@HoustonsPsychicMedium
@HoustonsPsychicMedium Год назад
I wuv you
@digitaltrash_
@digitaltrash_ Год назад
INTJ - robot in human skin
@Longinthetruth
@Longinthetruth Год назад
I don’t partake in mental combat with the unarmed 😂😂
@Roseviell
@Roseviell Год назад
Intj at funeral has a good hairstyle
@oceansoflorewi
@oceansoflorewi Год назад
Gremlins 2 the brain gremlin. So me.
@KxNOxUTA
@KxNOxUTA Год назад
I cannot believe it. I keep running into Kylo Ren references EVERYWHERE. Like, in the most unexpected places. Why!?! (Well yes fantastic actor and all that but..... whyyyyyyyy!?!)
@shadowxx8867
@shadowxx8867 Год назад
110
@koukimonster6957
@koukimonster6957 9 месяцев назад
Intjs are Fkn hilarious 🤣-entj
@mapelianbutton4954
@mapelianbutton4954 Год назад
Satan in hell literally been living with ugly ass demons all day but getting freaked out by an INTJ death stare. How ironic
@adavanja5682
@adavanja5682 Год назад
Bwahahaha, great!!
@edwinferrer187
@edwinferrer187 Год назад
666likes nathan you have called the mark of the beast
@najm5698
@najm5698 Год назад
INFJ and relate, sometimes...
@xShizuma
@xShizuma Год назад
you feel too much
@najm5698
@najm5698 Год назад
@@xShizuma how do you know... ❤️
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