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The Māori Side Steps - New Zealand Town & City Names 

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The Maori Side Steps are back with another Episode. Watch as they try to navigate their way to their next gig, and help some others on their way, in true Kiwi fashion.
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@youlossy
@youlossy 6 лет назад
Ohhh the twist ending, brilliant
@ifenessehuh2550
@ifenessehuh2550 4 года назад
I reckon aye😂
@testifyallisrevealed6141
@testifyallisrevealed6141 3 года назад
Brilliant 👍
@fionamckinney6592
@fionamckinney6592 Год назад
The “Me haere tāua”, “Āe!” right at the end 😂😂😂 Cracks me up!!
@kaela420
@kaela420 3 года назад
STATE HIGHWAY “ONE” 😂😂😂 “NOWHERE” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Thejuice_pge
@Thejuice_pge 6 лет назад
"No-whe-re" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Kaikopere
@Kaikopere 4 года назад
About 55 years ago I was biking down the Kapiti beach and met an old Maori man, and I told him I was going to Para para umu. "Where?" " Para para umu sir." I replied slowly and carefully. "Oh, y'mean Parapar'um' ." When two vowels came together in a compound word, Maori dropped the first in fast everyday speech, and swallowed the vowel at the very end of the word , and from their Para-par'-um' early settlers got Paraparam. Nowadays people speak Victoria University 101 Maori, and old people who learnt kitchen Maori can hardly understand what they are talking about. Similarly Londoners don't say "Lon don" but "Lun'in" and North Islanders refer to "Crys'cherch"
@tanioraaura1274
@tanioraaura1274 4 года назад
Yes I agree and I can imagine listening to the sound exhaled. The islands people have a lovely pronounced version of Christchurch. Crys jhurch dropping bottom lip ○°( Sounds like a delicious food rolling around in their mouth. C r y s j h u r j h
@caroegc
@caroegc 2 года назад
londoners definitely don't pronounce london as "lun'in", but "lund'n". source: am a londoner
@danmclaughlin1180
@danmclaughlin1180 Год назад
Have you been 🚬 smoking something? I prefer to say Krissi-church rather than Christchurch just to be different. I also say Dunny-din just to annoy people.
@kukalakana
@kukalakana Месяц назад
Reminds me of the story of my dad's friend migrated from South Africa to Aussie and asked for directions to "Wooo-looooo-moooooo-loooooooooooo"
@kukalakana
@kukalakana Месяц назад
​@@danmclaughlin1180 Some American friends I told by email that I was from Dunedin, they thought it was pronounced like "Dunedaín" and asked if I was 90.
@SolitaireNZ
@SolitaireNZ 6 лет назад
Love the Keegan-Michael Key quote! Chur-lish as!
@t.4999
@t.4999 4 года назад
Crack up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love hearing to a good Maori and euro conversation 😂👌🏼 they are sweetest people I have come across
@remuvs
@remuvs 3 года назад
It's a pretty funny twist how it turns out the three fellas aren't even on the right island since every one else is looking for Tauranga and Pram, two north island towns.
@NicoleStLouis-is2hc
@NicoleStLouis-is2hc 5 лет назад
Just lucked out stumbling onto this channel. Hello from Canada! That was hilarious!!! I subbed.
@secularsekai8910
@secularsekai8910 3 года назад
America here, mate. Also subscribed. Friggin awesome channel, lol
@spacecase4984
@spacecase4984 2 года назад
Same! 🇨🇦
@chrisrakete
@chrisrakete 5 лет назад
This is so fucking boss. So well written. So well performed. So relatable. Ka pai to the bro's and that blonde sheila at the end. Tu meke to all y'all
@horseandcart5978
@horseandcart5978 2 года назад
One time I went for a bike ride from wunhunga to onny tree hill.
@DoubleD42
@DoubleD42 2 года назад
This cracked me up in 2021! Kia orana brothers, great video 👍
@QuarterSW1NG
@QuarterSW1NG 5 лет назад
Loved this! Great message boys ❤️
@SWAGhomie94
@SWAGhomie94 6 лет назад
Best short clip Fresh
@drumsandstix128
@drumsandstix128 3 года назад
This is so good, priceless!
@jazy3091
@jazy3091 2 года назад
Polish national here. I watched it once, didn't understand a word. Replayed but with subtitles on. Well, autogenerated subtitles didn't understand it either. Still fun.
@blahblah6730
@blahblah6730 6 лет назад
"Me haere taua"....fuckin crack up
@kein_indianer
@kein_indianer 6 лет назад
Great guys! 👏👏👏👏
@gregoryrobin
@gregoryrobin 2 года назад
Respect from the coromandel or otherwise known as the Mandel Crack up Jamie your awsome
@michaelhood1057
@michaelhood1057 Год назад
These guys are awesome.
@copycatninjitsu
@copycatninjitsu 6 лет назад
Lmfao 😂 great video, car pie bros 😂
@missmarijka4468
@missmarijka4468 6 лет назад
Love thisssss
@ducemakapeluturvey9509
@ducemakapeluturvey9509 6 лет назад
On to it clip! Ka rawe!
@reckless5785
@reckless5785 2 года назад
this is awesome
@WizardOfAtlantis
@WizardOfAtlantis 6 лет назад
Fantastic. subbed. :) thanks!
@rogerramjet1734
@rogerramjet1734 6 лет назад
Classic!
@shoutatthesky
@shoutatthesky 3 года назад
This was so freaking hilarious! Haven't laughed so hard in ages!
@lesfox2010
@lesfox2010 Год назад
Yeah, tis pretty cool.
@isaiahking2814
@isaiahking2814 4 года назад
I love it here in Fung-uh-ray
@lpl433
@lpl433 6 лет назад
This is so true fobs both ways.😂😂😂😂😂
@apera3090
@apera3090 6 лет назад
Love it brothers!!! Reserve showing pakeha why it’s like.
@txddyfarquh3916
@txddyfarquh3916 3 года назад
"As in a Ranga?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@teheihanatepaki9146
@teheihanatepaki9146 6 лет назад
Awesome
@Trevithick1984
@Trevithick1984 3 года назад
That was a crack up, az!
@Liz-vn7wb
@Liz-vn7wb 3 года назад
Brilliant
@brucehealey2969
@brucehealey2969 6 лет назад
I live in toe-paw
@tanioraaura1274
@tanioraaura1274 4 года назад
I live near there farnahmatar°°? Touwpo is twenty minutes away.
@parunaru8632
@parunaru8632 4 года назад
I'm from Whack-ay-tay-nye just past Cow-Rowl
@tanioraaura1274
@tanioraaura1274 4 года назад
Nuty( Are a wwha- iwi ) Of Ngati ARAWA aye.
@powerfullord5029
@powerfullord5029 4 года назад
I live in Ham town G!
@musicmad67
@musicmad67 3 года назад
Chur, howsit from Orks
@0181spikri
@0181spikri 6 лет назад
Thats funny as hell hahaha!
@dragonmaid1360
@dragonmaid1360 6 лет назад
I love the towns kickamoocow and whyfuckaround. They are the best places ever ! You kiwis have the best names for places! Had so much fun pissing off my kiwi hubby is we drove around kiwiland and me trying to pronounce the names in my best Aussie accent. Glad he still kept me though I think I pushed it a bit lol.
@quaniraroa5991
@quaniraroa5991 5 лет назад
Dragon maid lol can you translate please 😂 I can't decipher the two towns or cities
@nickh657
@nickh657 4 года назад
@@quaniraroa5991 The closes we have is Waikikamukau (why-kik-a-moo-kow) and maybe Whakatane or Whakapapa (wh pronounced F). There is a phrase 'whakaaro nui' in Maori which is the closes I can get to 'fuck around' but I don't think it is a place.
@tanioraaura1274
@tanioraaura1274 4 года назад
Ha ha ha Blinken Aussie °*) Whyfuckaround must be in roto-vegas Rotorua. And her hubby mention they in the bounds of (where the fuck are we ) Tribe of there . Poor the aboriginals ○°) living in Kickatinalong.
@CommanderMouse72
@CommanderMouse72 2 года назад
@@nickh657 waipukurau maybe
@lnaee8507
@lnaee8507 6 лет назад
😂😂😂 this is so true, mean video 🤙🏾🤙🏾
@redrust3
@redrust3 4 года назад
I am from Hawaii. You should hear haole (pakeha or Caucasian) pronounce our names. 😋
@dazmac159
@dazmac159 6 лет назад
Aww ay!
@dintytakiwa189
@dintytakiwa189 6 лет назад
This is fkn hilarious
@horiink
@horiink 6 лет назад
Gold
@jeeploggernz2289
@jeeploggernz2289 6 лет назад
EXACTLY MY BROTHERS
@LORNZ.
@LORNZ. 6 лет назад
😂😂😂 too funny!
@DoctorCuriosity
@DoctorCuriosity 6 лет назад
As a long-time resident of Tristchurk, maybe that's why some of us just refer to our city as "The Chur", eh.
@susanferguson2290
@susanferguson2290 5 лет назад
🤣 roflmbo! That was a good one!
@idgaf2671
@idgaf2671 5 лет назад
This was funny
@hellovanite
@hellovanite 6 лет назад
I'm Maori and this piss take is too funny
@tomcogan8125
@tomcogan8125 3 года назад
Aweshum
@lemonbreezy1
@lemonbreezy1 5 лет назад
The end was a twist
@AgentDev542
@AgentDev542 6 лет назад
Subtitles said, BUTTER BUTTER UM MOVE! for Paraparaumu. Bruh!
@geoffreystewart2620
@geoffreystewart2620 3 года назад
Butter butter eww moo
@nikiTricoteuse
@nikiTricoteuse 3 года назад
Classic. Aroha nui from Cristchurch but you can call it Otautahi. 😉
@shootermcgavin4559
@shootermcgavin4559 6 лет назад
💯
@mariawilliams6801
@mariawilliams6801 6 лет назад
A man walks into the Pink Pig Cafe and asks if we know how toget to The Coro of the Man Del.
@karlbates1172
@karlbates1172 6 лет назад
hahahahahaha.....never seen these guys before...bloody funny.....too meke!!!
@damontukiri8318
@damontukiri8318 3 года назад
Cool 😂
@becky777bc
@becky777bc 2 года назад
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜 good one!💖
@regenforever4494
@regenforever4494 6 лет назад
That pakeha chick at the end is fine as hell lol
@TechFeedMe
@TechFeedMe 5 лет назад
yep her name is abby damen
@regenforever4494
@regenforever4494 5 лет назад
@@TechFeedMe chur send her up to Te Urewera my bro lol
@fionaokeefe1906
@fionaokeefe1906 5 лет назад
Regen Forever why can’t you find a girl who’s Maori? Why are you always running after the white women? Are your own not good enough?!?
@regenforever4494
@regenforever4494 5 лет назад
@@fionaokeefe1906 stop assuming dearest Fiona. I like all woman of this world and I'm right to do so. Asian, Pakeha, Polynesian, etc. I will not be limited. The good Lord said, go forth and multiply. He didn't say with a particular ethnicity. This particular Pakeha Wahine tho absolutely stunning. Mauri ora.
@regenforever4494
@regenforever4494 5 лет назад
@@fionaokeefe1906 plus at the end she's speaking my native tongue that makes her even more delicious Haha Mauri ora.
@nigelbrown5670
@nigelbrown5670 5 лет назад
tauranga, been there , wana go back
@seawolfe6460
@seawolfe6460 2 года назад
🤣 Awesome 👍😊
@KenneyRawstron
@KenneyRawstron 2 года назад
TOOO funny alright
@TheBunsunburner
@TheBunsunburner 6 лет назад
Ahahahaha! Hilarious! I used to think that 'Te Kauwhata' and 'Tee cahwada' were different places!
@tanioraaura1274
@tanioraaura1274 4 года назад
I had an arguement over that place name Te Kauwhata with my mate whose a know it all°°` Anyway we worked out over a heated agreement that this place called . (Teek a what ta ) is Te kauwhata. And bugger~ me~ days, It came to me. Double bubble. Two signs black and white. White..(tear co fart ta ) Black..( Te kauwhata )
@simonfleming886
@simonfleming886 3 года назад
classic
@quinnywalker5133
@quinnywalker5133 6 лет назад
Crack me up😂😂
@cynthiasimpson2745
@cynthiasimpson2745 3 года назад
I'm from Kura heading to Whacka-tane! LOLs
@seputio6366
@seputio6366 6 лет назад
"sole this is the same way"🤦🤦
@nai506nai6
@nai506nai6 6 лет назад
Haere ra. Funny as pakeha
@supervalour8620
@supervalour8620 6 лет назад
Nai506 Nai their part maori
@arikibot5353
@arikibot5353 6 лет назад
Super VaLour *they're
@fionaokeefe1906
@fionaokeefe1906 5 лет назад
Super VaLour no they’re wannabes
@zarenitimikaera3683
@zarenitimikaera3683 6 лет назад
this vid is so true lol😂😂😂😂😄
@josephnatana5305
@josephnatana5305 6 лет назад
Lmao! Nice.
@deepinthemangroves208
@deepinthemangroves208 6 лет назад
Ayeeeee hahahahha
@piecritic4607
@piecritic4607 6 лет назад
So funny
@SolosoloAfaluko
@SolosoloAfaluko 6 лет назад
LOL 😂😀😂😁😀😁 Reverse Psychology!!
@kazaekapri5892
@kazaekapri5892 6 лет назад
does tmt stand for The Mini Testicles
@kazaekapri5892
@kazaekapri5892 6 лет назад
Calm down girl you have No nuts, MH is a shithole and one day you wont have to hate worrying about your weight and eat all you can, and i think you have me confused with someone else i dont know them names, but you must have me confused withsome one else, maybe i should take a trip to Te Papa Museum hahahahahahahahaha go the hurricanes and the netball girls from there.
@kazaekapri5892
@kazaekapri5892 6 лет назад
ohh and star wars princess laya is Princess easy to lay, as in an EASY Fuk. Lets go to space together cos i dont believe in god, i like aliens and ufos, even though my fams are christians, and mormons BYU hawai
@SolosoloAfaluko
@SolosoloAfaluko 6 лет назад
Kazae Kapri 😂😀😀😂😀😀 Gary aka 'Gazza'
@quaniraroa5991
@quaniraroa5991 5 лет назад
Kazae Kapri What the FUCK are you talking about 🤨🤔
@elena1399
@elena1399 3 года назад
🤣😂🤣good one
@mikehayes3418
@mikehayes3418 6 лет назад
A "Maori Side Step" is when an opponent is charging at you ... instead of trying to side step around you ...he goes straight over you !!! Maori ( hard case) Side Step!!!
@sherylhokianga3
@sherylhokianga3 3 года назад
I Lived In Otira Heighths! (OTARA) lol
@patcruising8925
@patcruising8925 2 года назад
Haha, crack up
@bodybalanceU2
@bodybalanceU2 2 года назад
Im from Porirua - Titahi Bay was always called Teti Bay from older pakehas and when you pronounced it properly they always looked at you confused and then say "Oh you mean Teti Bay"
@AyeGee721
@AyeGee721 2 года назад
From Porirua too. I often heard 'Tee-Tah Bay'
@druma_boi1900
@druma_boi1900 6 лет назад
hahaha “durrr” 😂
@himalayan8315
@himalayan8315 6 лет назад
honor the treaty pakeha😎😎
@NZLNative1
@NZLNative1 6 лет назад
Too much Bradas, Funny as
@anaruemery1860
@anaruemery1860 6 лет назад
Crack up 😂
@tordyclark
@tordyclark 5 лет назад
Kiwi here. Lazy , disrespectful. And churlish. omfg. I'm crying.
@toonzbrah4316
@toonzbrah4316 6 лет назад
Hahaha so funny
@dchgittens
@dchgittens 5 лет назад
Dem bloody Murrys are funny fellas 😂🤣😂🤣
@PM-lw9ip
@PM-lw9ip 2 года назад
Funny as
@suzyp7178
@suzyp7178 9 месяцев назад
Heh heh heh. Good one guys. Thanks ya missed toe paw but who's gonna have a meltdownuptown a ?
@user-oh4yd5uh4e
@user-oh4yd5uh4e 8 месяцев назад
Chur from da minginui garlic gang an da 13 onions. Chur from da table. Table and chur. 13 onions 4eva.
@jensengamezabfp9447
@jensengamezabfp9447 4 года назад
Oh yeah Mr Krabs in from NZ lolz
@nativoplantas2003
@nativoplantas2003 2 года назад
My dad has jet black from Sicilia
@abc-ke2yq
@abc-ke2yq 3 года назад
I love my farno
@madmonster6139
@madmonster6139 6 лет назад
noice
@bronsonbeazley5138
@bronsonbeazley5138 6 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂 no fere
@dannymah7414
@dannymah7414 3 года назад
Far out!!!!!
@anacarpenter9254
@anacarpenter9254 Год назад
Maori : The word Maori indigenous, native of New Zealand 🇳🇿 Aotearoa.
@enneskolo2433
@enneskolo2433 3 года назад
😂😂👍👍
@HouseOfManx
@HouseOfManx Год назад
para para oo moo ....lol
@KweeNJenii
@KweeNJenii 6 лет назад
😂😂😂 krak up ..
@shadowboxing7029
@shadowboxing7029 3 года назад
"mowrees man" lol.
@MaoriMoney
@MaoriMoney 4 года назад
Toke a roar hard
@stjosephwilliams
@stjosephwilliams 4 года назад
Param...... I think he really meant Paremoremo Prison !
@twosevenfourstroke7385
@twosevenfourstroke7385 6 лет назад
mean Māori mean
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