Marvel's latest is Marvel's greatest: a masterpiece of modern cinema and a triumphant return to form for Marvel Studios, The Marvels is superhero cinema at its finest. #TheMarvels #Disney #Masterpiece
@@Killakay47 Yes its very sad great movie like this one became box office failure, because the low life woke losers are the only ones worthy of watching this great movie.
It really does a wonderful job pandering to lonely middle aged cat ladies with power fantasies who dislike men. Which is great! Cat ladies need more representation on the silver screen.
he really is. the part where he said brie larsen's captain marvel is the serious one, ram-beautiful, the crying one, and the third being the body positivity one--had me in stitches.
Nah I'd say Critical Drinker did a better job in his video about Falcon and the Winter Soldier. There were legit ppl in the comments who liked the show thinking he was actually praising the show because of how passive-aggressively sarcastic it was
I'm so invested in modern Marvel, I'm just gonna wait til the crowds die down in the theaters before seeing this movie. If the single-theater doesn't at have at least 300 empty seats, I'm not sure I'd be able to enjoy this film to it's fullest.
@@tanker335I might rent it for free at my local Library this way when I return it late because I realize I have no real interest watching it and have to pay late fee it atleast goes to local community instead of #DeIAgendasDisney
You have to wonder if the reason we didn't see The Woke Critic for a while was because all the people who originally didn't realize this was satire all banded together to try to cancel him by false reports of being a scammer. If i were part of the woke bubble I would feel scammed also when someone pointed out this was making fun of them and not actually believing in what they are saying in the video 😂
Finally an honest review of the movie!!!! This movie sounds so good it deserves the title of being watched at home, lights out curtains closed, no annoying people sitting next, in front, or behind me, no expensive popcorn, snacks or drinks . A privilege I must say.
The Marvels is the perfect example of why you write characters with flaws and give them stakes. So the audience actually has to wonder if there is a chance that a story can occur. When your characters are all perfect, amazing, dont need nuffin fram no mang! and operate with the absolute certainty that nothing bad will ever happen to them....weirdly folks learn. They made a story about characters with so much certainty in them, the movies themselves are entirely pointless.
Ah yes Carol is so perfect and amazing that nearly everyone in this movie hates her, either because she destroyed Kree society on Hala or because she left Earth and never returned. And Monica is so perfect and flawless that she of course doesn't hold a grudge.
The new defacto standard in excellence of film making. While the century is still less than a quarter completed, this exhibit is certain to garner the "Film of the 21st Century" award in 77 years.
This will undoubtedly make as much at the box office in the opening week as the combined total of the MCU films up to and including Endgame. Thank you for saving the MCU my heroins
This movie is great! It has created some of the best internet content. Critical Drinker, Disparu and MauLer have helped make this movie one of the most enjoyable movies I’ll never pay to see. Now am enjoying The Woke Critic’s take.
Lol...thanks for the names. I love the woke critics sarcasm and literal win/win on woke criticism of him: if they agree, they prove their idiots, if they don't, they prove they reject their own ideology and priorities of propaganda messaging over entertainment. Eitherway, the woke critic effectively discredits woke ideology perfectly without technically even insulting it.
@@beloved-child it's a genius take honestly. the man is sh**ing all over this crapfest of a movie, but in a way that is palatable for those that unironically enjoyed it: by only saying positive things about it with ZERO criticism; absolute perfection on the big screen. Hurray for The Woke Critic!
I don’t know how to explain the mental process behind the musical scenes ideation, writing debating and vetting in the production phase and how it was greenlighted as a good idea to implement, if not as massive concussive head trauma of the entire production team or indiscriminate and abundant use of drugs
This movie deserves to be on top among classics, such as the twilight saga and fifty shades of grey in terms of dialogue. And dare I say only moon fall and son of the masks story telling are among the only movies that can compare to it. To quote a wise man, "I could describe the marvels in one word, jsudtsowgdoforgncop."
Took my son to see it and I had every intention on staying awake and alert but Bree Larson makes me sleepy like thanksgiving Turkey 😭😂 I woke up and my son was sleep too. We decided to leave with about another 30 mins left on screen and we to see5 nights at Freddy’s 😂
You forgot to mention the essential: this magnificent allegory consisting of making women understand that they are strong and independant, that they can achieve anything even without any talent, that they are always right, that their actions will never have any consequences... And that they will end up eaten by their cats.
When Mother Gaia needed him the most, the Critic returned. Let us rejoice as The Marvels become the most herstoric movie in the history of womankind. Amen and Abirthingperson.
Wonderful, you're getting better with every video. That was hilarious! On a technical note, the use of rhyme and alliteration works marvels (ha). If you want to further your writing style, I'd recommend the works of GK Chesterton, especially his short essays in Orthodoxy and Heresy. They're over 120 years old, so you should be able to get them for free, and they contain some of the wittiest writing you'll ever encounter. He isn't quite a satirist (Jonathan Swift is good for that) but Chesterton's command of the English language is nothing short of art.
@@Hereford1642 Slavery was outlawed long before his time. Not sure how he could. Either way, you cannot discredit or disregard figures based on the moral standards of today, that's presentism, and it is destroying what little knowledge we still have left of history. Instead of focusing on the good parts of the past, the parts we ought to keep, history is being thrown under the bus of political correctness, and as a society we suffer immeasurably.
I aspire to wokeness so I may truly appreciate this masterpiece. Sadly I fall too far short of woke perfection, and not worthy to drop my money on this film.
They make movie for a certain demographic and then blame all others for its failure since they didn't see a movie not made for them. The amount of stupidity and entitlement is mind boggling
Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them.
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Oppenheimer who? This is easily my new favorite film of the year. Brie Larson will be getting her second best actress nod and win for sure
A musical without the name Cats but still has hundreds of cats is the only movie to watch. I am sure this movie will return musicals to the mainstream and create a new viewing success for hundreds of fans. Those hundreds of fans will be anxiously awaiting the next Disney mega hundred million dollar blockbuster equating to a million dollars spent per each fan. This is truly breathtaking as Disney and Marvel ensure capitalism is on its way out as the ROI will be negative to the nth degree. Profits do not matter for a corporation as huge as Disney and is allowing Disney to shrink its size by a mega percent with each DEI success.
Brie Larson - "I do not need a 40-year-old white dude to tell me what didn't work for him about A Wrinkle in Time. It wasn't made for him." Well guess what Brie, they won't bother you by even watching anything you're in. Why aren't it's target audience supporting it?
As the freak I am - I actually know the song at 2:31 is from "A beautiful mind", and is called "A Kaleidoscope of Mathematics" by James Horner. Figured I'd share it for that one guy who is gonna be interested.
The Marvel's is hands down the best movie I will never see. I am awed by it's brilliance and know my money is not valuable enough to be spent on it. Thank You Disney. Full Speed Ahead.
I marvel at how marvelous your review of Marvel's The Marvels is. Surely Marvel's The Marvels knows just how many marvel at the marvelous Marvels brought to you by Marvel.
The writers of Saturday Night Live need to be locked in a room and forced the watch every video the Woke Critic has made. It's the best way I can think of to show them how bad they are at their chosen careers.
That was beautiful, I almost cried. The Woke Critic, you are the best to praise this cinematic masterpiece, no other could give justice to this milestone of female empowerment. Men are obsolete at last. 🙏
The 5 Star rating for excellence goes to The Woke Critic on this one. Your magnificent critique of this once in a century cinematic triumph has quintupled my enthusiasm to NEVER see this film...EVER. Bravo Sir. Job well done!!! I just can't wait to NOT see it!!! Why, The Hollywood Reporter, Variety, Screen Rant or Rotten Tomatoes hasn't snatched you up to work for them as their TOP Critic is beyond me. You are the Ne Plus Ultra of Woke Critics.