The Media is Bullying Sloths (For Some Reason) 

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Jon I'm honestly madly in love with you and all your content I've watched you for so long your literally baby daddy I love youuu keep up the good work pookie🫶🏼

I miss your game reviews please do more

How fitting. I was just about to pirate a game about pirating pirate themed games!

See you again next year, maybe with a good video then.

Montly PyTron

Truly they are Nature's most relatable Icon for him, they too wait for a chance to unleash their true potential.

Jupiter's months maybe

this can only mean six more -weeks- months of content drought

Nordvpn deadline was coming close!

Same

​@@Sponty Double same

I second this, we want Jon interviewing animals!

Triple same.

I would love to see that too. Should pitch it to JonTron. Hope he sees your comment.

Nikcado encompasses both Sloth and Gluttony.

And pride

@@nottegiewHe is all encompassing. Sloth, Gluttony, Wrath, Lust, Pride, Envy and Greed can all describe him.

@@TheDarkSide11891lust?

@@dtotheawesome8182 Have you seen some of his thumbnails with his partner and some of the things he's talked about?

"Ever heard of nocturnal animals? Well you just bothered one, pal."

Lmao

Jon's spirit animals.

Jon's still kinda and somehow less then a sloth then the Internet Slohistorian

I woke up from my Winter hybernation and seems that he too

B-list Does matter

With as slow as he comes out with videos I feel it

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Yeah that's when I clicked off. He's clearly just trying to get the sloth vote for the upcoming election. He doesn't actually care for their plight he's just offering programs to secure their vote and it's honestly so disgusting.

I am a sloth, and my brain is so slow that I can still remember when NordVPN leaked every single one of their usernames and passwords

'Ttthhhiissss issss Tttuuurrtllle aaaannnnd assssssooooccciiiaatees. Plllleeeassse Hhhoooolllldd'

Glad I was not the only one to notice xD

Good thing her degree isn't in music.

​@@MissRora to be fair, perfect pitch isn't something music majors are just expected to have. It's more like being double jointed: only a small percentage of the population has perfect pitch and there's no good signs that one can learn it through training. I would actually be way more surprised if she just nailed the note out of nowhere without a reference pitch. *sudden realization* If the sloths can recognize D# and sing it on command, does that mean that sloths are naturally born with perfect pitch?!?!

God. Thank you. My perfect pitch brain was going insane at that part 🤣

@@francismccarthy5926anyone with perfect pitch MUST mention they have it at any given opportunity holy fuck 😂😂

I saw a edit of that video where someone put the Requiem of a Dream music over it and it was amazing.

Oh my gosh. Joey, is that you?

@ib3kii664 yes indeed, 🤣

Shining Force Pfp?? Can't wait to watch your play through

But will you and Juan mature some day?

@@chrislaezur730 Probably not. Best friends are sometimes immature with each other.

By animal, you meant the sloth? Always better to ask...

My sister.

_They're just like us..._

Same thoooo.

Soooo... introverts.

-im about to do a thing -oh god a person

I respect zoologists more than many people. Mainly because they choose to obsess over other species instead of the bullshit their own species does.

So. A lie, just like the lemmings.

are you telling me The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is not a good source of information? Sounds like Encyclopaedia Galactica propaganda.

@@SergioLeonardoCornejo the one with the lemmings is a lot crueler, it wasn't just some idiot calling them stupid based on a singular accident that happened to an infant, they were getting thrown off a ledge like… well, Lemmings.

*off

He's paid off by the Vogons hahaha

Yeah that's the energy I'm getting. She's pissed she has to cover this story so she's taking it out on the specialist and the sloths

With that attitude, no wonder they put her on Sloth duty

What's this? An all included tour to Costa Rica paid by the network and all I have to do is half-assedly talk about sloths? faq this shiet!

We're having debbie pull sloth duty again this week after the crying incident at the childrens burn unit.

@@JHenry-nz7hy or maybe that attitude is deserved?

More like crapybara

60 Minutes: "Sloths: God's greatest mistake."

Yeah hate how true that sentence hit, every mornig when stepping out of bed from now on im gonna be thinking that as my mirror screams in horror! XD

it *is* the most nihilistic psyop..

It is true that Sloth females call out for potential mates, but there is no way that woman did that for any other reason than being annoyed by the reporters stupid questions. She was just using Sloth Biology as an excuse to troll a catty journalist. Honestly, you love to see it.

This is why I want to become a scientist once I grow up. (I'm 34)

@@johnplatypus never stop dreaming!👍

@@johnplatypusyou still have 30 years till your all grown up!

she didn't even scream in the right key smh

She has a love and passion for creatures. That's cool af

@@jacealbine She was definitely playing it up for the camera.

She talked about herself more than the animals

@@MrEpeeFencer I can't rule that out, and it's entirely possible, granted. That said, I _have_ met natural specialists before, and they do seem to have this vibe, like, generally? I met falconers who basically act the same way, equine specialists who absolutely act the same way, and don't even get me started on the bat specialist that came to our biology class one day when I was a teen (I got a full copy of her book about bats and how they work. That woman was really cool). I also think it's just a hobbyist thing. I definitely met automobile enthusiasts who're like this for cars, and I personally do geek out more than I should when I randomly go to some store to buy games after groceries, and they somehow have a copy of Megaman X3 in its original Super NES boxart. I mean I don't hyperventilate over it, but still. By the way, uh, your userename is kickass. Do you actually do fencing, or do you just like both that and épées in general?

@@twaggytheatricks4960 I actually fence all three weapons lol, but epee is my main strength.

me too

We are all sloths in a positive way.

that's why the male wasn't interested....her notes were wrong lol.

sounds exactly like what a virgin-sloth would think. never heard a D sharp, bro?

Her scream is kinda similar to a sloths though

I thought the exact same thing.

Did you get a tuner up or do you have perfect pitch ?

Alright, come on it's not that serious, come on.

Jon: *QUICK, RENTS DUE, WHAT DO I MAKE A VIDEO ON* *Throws a dart in a random direction after spinning around several times while also blindfolded* *The dart hits a random calendar in a corner with a sloth on it* Jon: *SLOTH*

At least it's better than him just watching a RLM video and saying, "I should do that too!"

A calendar is asking a lot from Jon. I'm thinking it was a random suggestion on Netflix that had a sloth on the cover.

😂😂😂 this is a good joke 😂

accurate

I don't say this often but this comment deserves more likes imo.

I did my part 👍

@HankDeanMan Thank you local Star Ship Trooper/ Helldiver

Applies during the end of the video too!

Yes

These things prove that there's a creator, to me. You can't live in a universe where a perfect comedic moment occurs in largely random circumstances and say that there isn't a creator. He might be immature, but he's a creator, damnit.

@@tinobemellowwhat?

@@tinobemellow Ah yes... the perfect timing of an employee walking out of a door proves the existence of god..., seems legit.

@@TheArchivistArchive No I think I get what he's saying. XD It's one of those moments that looks and feels _completely_ scripted because of how absolutely perfect the whole "scene" is.

@@TheArchivistArchive yeah. A really immature god with a weird sense of humor. Like a six year old playing with toys.

Thanks to the magic of video you are that bystander

@@PiousMoltar Thanks to the magic of comment section I've found this reply and it made my day.

Thanks to the magic of the like button I can show you guys how much I appreciate your comments.

And thanks to the Magic of Lithium, the screaming in my head fades away... Oh, also your comments are nice?

Thanks to the magic of thanks, thanks

OMG, Pacman Frogs, shouting at him that would be hilarious!

@@theblocksays I would like to see him hang out with Flying Foxes. They are large bats. 😃

Not sure how often Jon collabs, but him at the Urban Rescue Ranch would be hilarious

Good thing there's Maya and her adventures in Alveus Sanctuary. Y'all should check it out

​@@Verchiel_YYEEESSSSSS I WANT JON AT ALVEUS

He was training for this moment the whole time.

Savage but based 😂

Bro I was jonesing all February I was JOHN!!!!!!!! Hector!!!!! Hector!!!!

I'm wondering WTF was that "armadillo" at 3:33

I'm so glad someone said it.

Yeah, Shuckle~

DON’T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE

I had to google wtf a Shuckle was.

Its like a taste of before Jaqcues retired, it's great

reminds me of Papa Franku

That was oddly cathartic

Same!

"Jon Safari", animal talkshow is what the world needs

From what the world has told me, the only type.

correct

I'm a brave boy so I'll ask, What is the worst?

@@OhSoTiredMan The ones who get quirky with the animals they're supposed to study...

​@@OhSoTiredMan Zoologist from Terraria. That's the worst.

I felt that turn in my soul.

I fucking lost it

Relatable

That was the most human moment that'll ever happen.

The way he did it so quick 😭

Me too 😂😂😂

For real!!

Both videos were also sponsored by a VPN service. But that's less interesting.

Hey some people can read upside down, who's to say that my boy hanging there couldn't?

Instant fear response from Jon! 😂😂

The owl be like.. "Fck did you said?"

Stolas: I don’t give a shit about Belphegor. Let me alone, now!

​@@aztecelotl"Haza, a man or quality!"

all they did was call her quirky lol

​@milliondollarmistake that's all you heard on camera. Look at all the shit she talked about the sloths for absolutely no reason. She felt comfortable saying that because she sees the sloths as too stupid to comprehend her insults. She definitely talked shit about that zoologist after they stopped filming

lmao, it ain't that deep

​@@brettbrooks5511 calm down it's just a stupid useless animal

@brettbrooks5511 So, she’s insulting a species that can’t fight back? Talk about a bunch of bullies over there.

No the biggest victims of bullying are megatheriums aka giant sloths and they are extinct so in fact you are incorrect

Nah the biggest victem is CaseOh

the whole crowd goes quiet @@bigchungus601

I thought she said "Mall Rat".

that's like the least effort John's team puts into a joke. Usually he does much crazier stuff like costumes, greenscreens/outdoor/studio shooting, animations, buying products.......

He probably didn't print it out just for this bit. Jon seems like the kind of guy that always has a picture like this. Just in case.

​@@filipsperlYou aren't taking into account the courage and self-control that it takes to google mole rat pictures, select one that works for the bit, put it to print, _touch it when putting it into the frame,_ than keep it a few inches near to your head and look at it from that distance in order to make the skit. That's the closest to the Vietnam War that a regular civilian will ever get to experience.

Jon ALWAYS commits to the bit.

JonTron vs DaBaby (it's over)

That would be a beautiful colab

It's gonna work until the gorilla looks at him and thinks he's challenging him and goes Kong.

I was surprised. I thought "A sloth video, really? This is obviously boring filler content..." And I do think it is more filler content compared to the last two, but it was still great.

I’m no comedy man but I would of done a picture of myself

even just seeing a picture of that guy makes me feel gross and uncomfortable. i saw some video of him cutting his hair and crying and the hair was going on all these eggs and it made me feel so disgusting that i struggled to make myself not think about it, i hate being reminded of it lol

@@arthurb6882 whose more to blame, him or the multitudes of people that made doing what he does lucrative and popular??

Fuck koalas, they suck

I actually think Koalas are by far not as cute as sloths, and a lot more unpleasant. Also, yeah. They're less intelligent.

Not to mention they can attack humans, unlike Sloths, that actually like us. I saw a video of one saved on the road and asked for a hug once it reached a tree. That's wholesome.🦥

They're the ones that will starve to death if you take the leaves off the branch, yeah?

Sloths are and look way better than Koalas.

I wonder how long 60 minutes will survive, by producing trash like this.

Yeah, but if I remember correctly, the job of 60 Minutes, as well as the jobs of most reporting/ news outlets, is to piss on literally everything about something.

Tbh, Nicocado more fits gluttony, but sloth isn’t too far behind.

Didn't know Jon was such big fan of fnaf

I was taking a sip of a 2L bottle and almost dropped it lol, glad I'm not alone

I was wondering why they don't just do it from the tree, unless they just don't like the smell. I imagine not pooping for a few days isn't an issue if it takes them long enough to eat too.

well if they did poop on the tree they wouldn't be able to get that perfect pooping angle & out of courtesy for other sloths.

I'm no scientist but I am also a biological organism. Id bet it's wiping it's ass using the dirt.

They go down to the forest floor because they're sloths, not savages.

"You don't poop where you sleep, or eat where you poopeth ehh...the smell is bad"

His delivery is so funny. The "Que sentido tiene?" line is my favorite

Were they drunk? Lol

I'd love to know how they looked at that drawing and the phrase "lightweight parrot" and concluded "yup, this guy was writing about sloths."

Had a similar experience with my sister fangirling over meeting and getting the opportunity to take a picture with some guy I've never heard of, but apparently he had authored several well-known books on her specific area of expertise