The Most Confused Men In America 

Gus Johnson 🍝

Gus Johnson ringo got bringo

What the world needs more of: Reaction channels! Way to go Gus! Keep pumpin out that content.

I love TLC to man

Sloshing gosh

Before gay marriage was legalized I wondered if this would happen for stuff like insurance

This is actually a thing called a Lavender Marriage. But Mormons often don’t do that because the spouse is supposed to hold you accountable, which means that they need to be “without homosexual temptation”. Sorta like how you don’t ask a kid to make sure another kid doesn’t eat candy, they’ll just both eat candy.

Now that sounds like some hawt sex.

Probably because you aren't a good Mormon if you don't have children.

That's gay af

Grant Glidden That was a beautiful connection made between two hilarious fucking things.

I’m glad the actual good parts of the Rick and Morty fan base can gather on this random video.

Oliver Kile I love you right back.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MORTY!!!

or.... they are. ... a bisexual

Me the whole video

Just wondering why he doesn’t just identify as bi if he has a sexuality that is 90/10

I think he’s just saying he’s attracted to her for religious reasons

@@arizonaranger6024 Oh yeah that makes more sense

@@drneotech7254 yeah well I don’t really understand the reasoning of him but y yeah I’m pretty sure that’s why he’s doing it

99th like 😁

Oof

im 1000 gay today ( happy)

hahahaha

Nobody uses that term anymore. Its like saying bitch is still referred to as a female dog. Also they said "attracted to men"

aw man

My Gusband’s Not Hay

naked jaked

Snake n' bake

Hey jake! Just wanted to say that you’re one of my favorite content creators!! Keep it up!! You’re awesome!

Me all the time

I laughed so hard I almost fuckin almost fell out of my gay chair. Good thing I had the restraints...

That's their secret...they're always gay.

I laughed harder than i should lmao

yeah...and all I was thinking...they must be fucking...omg they already did...thats why they'r intensely ogling all male bypassers...handing out scores like its a ballroom read.

@@Spoketlabolina tf you just tryna look homophobic or naw?

@@TheChemistBeats I actually think the guys in the video are homophobic. I don't need to be anything than pan-ass-self.

@@Spoketlabolina how they homophobic if they gay?

@@TheChemistBeats because they believe being gay is wrong in accordance with their religion and worldview. That same sex relationships are wrong, to force themselves into heterosexual marriages cause gay marriage or gay sex is wrong is practice of homophobia...did u watch the video???!

I doubt they even play bball

@@jacksmith4530 they dribble on each others balls if you get what I mean 😉 Neither do I though, I've always sucked at most sports.

I hope they are just having crazy orgies in the showers because god dammit they deserve to be happy even if they are crazy religious people

@@xTheNameisEthan that's a good way to look at it 😅

@@alec7568 I see what you did there

-April from Parks and Rec

I mean pretty responsible response from a bi guy

There was a time I could honestly say that. I'm bi

A quote for the ages, one that may yet define a generation. Not this one, obviously.

He doesn't hate his wife. He envies his wife

@@Rcb4th probably might turn to resentment

DEEP

That’s so sad, I hope one day that they’re completely outlawed, it disgusts me- I myself am a bisexual male, & I’m in a relationship with a guy, we’ve been dating for almost 8 weeks & he makes me so happy. The fact people go through “conversion” therapy for being different sexuality wise is horrifying-

@@KitTheAnkafolk good on you, i have a gay friend who is happy with himself too i salute you

This say alot about our society

damn that was really well written.

Nomad was very confused except who I like and I don't know if she likes me. Damit telling my thoughts again on the inter web oh well.

That WAS the joke.

Red I’m not too sure, it may have been a coincidence, maybe an accident. Nobody would joke with a dog costume

Yes. That is the joke. Damn you're smart

everybody below the age of 55 is a young man for russle ghonson

they've definitely boned

Kevin Votaw I love when thtabhappens

@Kevin Votaw mlm is universal for men love men... same as wlw women love women

Your profile picture looks like Joe Trohman but I can't tell

Katiegreatie4 it’s Joe lmao

Mormon moment

Me too. As soon as it was "Mormons from Salt Lake City, Utah" I was like ohhh yep there we go

I feel bad for anyone who’s stuck in mormonism. Ex members don’t get much support tho cause it’s not widely seen as a cult (even though it is)

Ohhhh somebody has had some badddd experiences there, imagine assuming something simply based off location, lmaoooo

@@zankishii9961 A response like that either means you're not familiar with mormonism, or you're a mormon.

wife* I’m*

haha tanya’s so gay

yammmit The apostrophes won’t make it grammatically correct you’ll have to remove them

@@yammmit lmao um n e wayz so do u guys think that raymond from acnh is overrated

I thought for a moment she was going to say "other men" but no.

Def

Undoubtedly

none of them will..

I don't know...sexuality is always confusing, so I mean go out there and explore, but this video is still very sad. It definitely feels like these people are repressing their attraction.

@@Spoketlabolina what?

It could also be that sex just doesn't matter all that much to him. Some people are like that.

@@Anthropomorphic He is very clearly gay.

Po

The hero we didn't know we needed, but the hero that we got.

Just pork any dork you want

Nah

Chloe?

Noble Alexander ffs 😂

LMAO SAME

"You'd be the belle of da ball" *kissy faces* 😘😘😘

I saw a ghetto recardo

I know you liked your own comment

@@petargacic4299, I didn't actually. Now I will, though, to prove that i didn't originally

Mother: What denomination? Doctor: Catholic. Father: But we’re Evangelists!

Underrated comment 😂

@@naivenitara, thank you!

It is how many times he has acted gay that day

Well, you're talking about it. Nice pic btw.

One of the stickies said "wear", lol idk tf kinda conversion therapy this is but it is clearly not effective

@@mildly_edgy4210 no it said "weak". The one below said "insecurity" or something. Basically trying to make these men think that gay is synonymous with negative words/ideas

XD!!!!!!! SAME!!!!

Honestly I think you should be coming up with the titles of these shows from now on, you’re clearly far more creative than anyone in their board room!

That’s perfect 😂😂😂

Luxitos what

Tonight on TLC: “No Homo” at 8:00, followed by “Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That” at 9:00 . . . (Edit) JFC! I wrote this before I got to the point in the video that the show was on TLC!

"this hot dude and 3 hot girls who are very much attracted to each other just hang out and have fun and don't ever touch each other"

5:00 The Office lol

"Hey Greg, I need to stare at it again... Yeah... yeah, that's nice... Bad temptation! Bad!... make it jiggle a little"

As opposed to face down, ass up.

Yea I wasn't aware I was trans. Figuring it out was like removing a useless tourniquet. It hurts but you winder why you were clamping down so hard for no good reason

@@aazhie hey same here! Been actually happy since I’ve come out

@@pet.me102 oh boy do I have some news for you

@@pet.me102 yes, that's exactly how I feel too

that's sad.

"GAL PALS" XD It does tho...

Ikr? It's kinda like looking at a vending machine, then seeing an option for diet coke and another for coke zero lol

As the homophobic historians read a rough translation of Sappho's Ode to Aphrodite: "Ah yes, clearly strait."

Gray Reid Warning, headphone users

Ohh my sheltered little darling

I FEEL TRIGGERED

Appreciative friend with guilt (cuz kids) ... so yeah probs.

He immediately said that he feels like he would be selling himself short if he were to live as a gay man, clearly in denial of his sexuality.

Plot twist: She’s actually a lesbian in denial.

@@Shiloh5541 that'l be revealed in season two

What does he think lol They decided to get married for reasons that aren't sexual or romantic. They got married to fulfill their religious responsibilities. People really seem to be missing that. He said his faith is more important than his sexuality Like you work at Arby's and someone is saying "she really thought she'd be happy here, terrible choice" and you're like "i actually only work here so i don't die of starvation?? I didn't apply here out of passion?" "You'll never be happy!"

RIP to a homie

My condolences

"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!"

So happy for her. Sad she had to hide all these years. Terrible. Glad she has a great kid in you and support from your mom too.

Hell yeah she’s lucky to have a supportive family member. Trans rights!!

My town also has a lot of these people, barring my family and a few others. They mock and try to make the only openly pan student miserable.

@@absolutelyarobot4957 that’s so awful. My goodness.

Good for her

Paul Casey yeah, and I wonder who fed her that snappy line...

A line she repeats to herself in the mirror every morning.

I imagine she’s delivered that line MANY times.

I garuntee she's been using that exact same line for the entirety of their marriage.

The answer that doesn't answer anything.... You can feel the pain LOL

you’re talking as if he’s dead

@@squiggles6861 we're all dead inside

the dank boyo wow! quirky!

What's a dork actually?

@@eyeship6037 Like a nerd or a geek, but not as intelligent. Or also a penis.

Same reaction: "Mormon-" Ohhhh yup it all makes sense now. I hope they at least have fun baking together.

Men are the best kind of food

How dare you

SquidlyTV snacks

Then why THE FUCK does Gus look like a God damn *snack?*

Men are friends not food😁

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Nothing says literal bare minimum required to meet the definition than, "functional"

Seem perfectly logical to me

@@AlexFlockhart Yeah "Well it does go in and out but how well? You will never know"

To be fair to Dude the Dude there... Within the LDS community, talking about sex is not nearly as normalized as it perhaps is in others. To me, that was a guy who just didn't want/know how to talk about his sex life in front of a camera.

Underated comment 😂

That's called the suck zone

I died

-Gus 2018

DAUBENY!

I think Gus just solved homophobia you guys

*As long as that dork also wants to pork, don't pork a dork who doesn't want to fork! XD, I'll leave now...

Those anime are almost half as insane as the TLC shows as well!

yeah

Only professional pianists play the piano with chili paste.

communism

Sambal Oelek is the best sauce.

Gayyyyy

> mormon > smart Error 404 Data not found

Could never understand how somebody could continuously back a religion 100 percent despite it going against such a big part of their lifestyle yet stick with said religion anyways and then have to hide who you really are and basically lives this double life in a faux relationship based on your exact opposite sexual preferences just to uphold some bullshit rules of a certain religion. People should live life the way the want to and do what makes them happy. I don't see any purpose in following strict guidelines of a mormon religion if you dont fully agree with them and you were born with an unchangeable lifestyle that the religion says is totally wrong... Like just dont be a fuckin mormon then... Or be a mormon and practice everything else that mormons preach, but date guys and be gay if you want to... I just cant fathom blindly following these rules and restrictions if i just didnt agree with them at all. People need to do what makes them happy, LIVE LIFE HOW YOU WANNA LIVE IT, you only get one and it goes by pretty fast.

I live in saudi which is a pretty muslim country where homosexual acts are illegal and punished by death penalty or if u got exposed ur big family themselves would kill u to avoid embarrassment and that smart thing ur referring to is actually popular in here for gay ppl n the separation of genders doesn’t help since it sometimes could also make bi ppl think they’re gay, the whole thing is really sad i wish the world was a better place but yeah

I think you are on to something. Organized religion offers many benefits that aren't spiritual, especially if you are mormon. They have tons of clout. Breaking the rules means being on your own.

That's a real thing that has happened and continues to happen. Gay men and lesbians marry to cover for each other so prying homophobes don't suspect anything. It's sad.

smiles in H3H3

Papa bless

Papa bless & all, but Ethan didn’t cover Projared well recently. That kinda changed my opinion of him alot.

@@safir2241 i kinda stopped watching ethan a while ago. hes got very strong opinions on alot of things

let’s come talk under the gazebo

why the fuck did these comments make me laugh

That is SOOO QUIRKY like OMG

Im so _I D I O S Y N C R A T I C_

Drew142 *wacky

That is such a Drew thing to say drew

How's your sex life GREAT, UHHH YEAHZ UH NORMAL?? it sounds like a sketch where a character has a piranha chomping on his junk but has to pretend everything's fine.for some reason...D: so sad

Enjoyable depends on context, if the other words are great, amazing then enjoyable, the words generally mean: sexlife quality: great, sex: amazing, and feeling: enjoyable (ie something like "I legitimately enjoy what we have together", in this context it comes as a grounding word, and can convey that the sex life is more than just a surface thing that's sometimes amazing but also an activity that you actually enjoy doing.

i mean id prolly say that if some rando asked me about my sex life

@@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq i think the weirdness comes from the "dryness" of the response compared to how bubbly they made themselves seem beforehand. usually if something like sex comes up in conversation (especially if someone is asking you how your sex life is) you'd get a bit more enthusiasm if you enjoy it. maybe you'd get awkward if you were ashamed about talking about it publicly. but being so dismissive is something that brings attention to itself.

What’s in it for her even? I don’t understand this setup

To be fair he is Christian so that may be the reason why

"Haha, yeah, their ... penises and phew... you see that chest hair? Hot dang."

Me tooo, I really feel that.

Look at all of his abdominal muscles, they’re... there’s 6 of them...

"yes I too have a favorite member of Boy Band who I think is the cutest"

@@brigidfraser34 "penises etc" is the best dismissal of everything male I have ever read 😂😂

Go watch Nobbleberry for some real OG NordVPN product placement

Hell he could sell a dirty spoon and people would buy

nah fuck nordVPN get xVPN instead its good and has encryption that will rip right threw your school wifi so you can do whatever you want on school wifi but its also free on your phone with cheap premium data

lmaoo yes that part killed me. i wonder if they have "support sleepovers" too

@@denied7616 JDKSNFKSKLS "SUPPORT SLEEPOVER" THATS AMAZING

“Its just a bro hug babe its not gay!” Or “no babe we have to sleep in the same room and bed together its about bonding it’s definitely not gay!” Like Jeff you be you

im crying lmao

Well I'm in a mixed orientation relationship since I'm bi and boyfriend is (as he says, but his identification could change) straight, so I get the title. This situation is sick tho

@@sarasthoughts That's honestly the only type of situation "mixed orientation marriage" should apply to :P

you cant openly admit something and also deny it lol.

moemoney131 vee oh I know... you don’t have to convince me

It’s an admirable choice if that’s what they want to do

Dan John No it sure as hell isnt.

Dan John it would be If he was a paedophile and choose not to do that. But being gay is ay so its just pointless. If your god loves you he will love you even as gay

Best delivery ever

Don't be mormon... Just be bisexual.

Mormonism is fucked up

tannman6 geezus

Mormon? More like moron! Aahaaaa.... High five

@@alexmay7250maybe a bunch of Mormon people are f uped

yep :/

Antidepressants are prescribed in Utah more than any other state for this exact reason. It’s really sad to see people that are brainwashed into accepting a life that makes them miserable.

Utah is definitely a great state! Send help, they’re holding me hostage

@@joshogden1081 You doing OK bud?

@@homemadeduck1022 yep

Mixed orientation marriages can involve being gay! The first episode of the CBC doc "devout + out" is about an Anglican priest who's married to a woman but he also has a boyfriend and it's great! Also, I have a friend in a similar situation.

@@forivall ew

@@forivall That's fucking dumb.

@@forivall you are describing polyamory! which "technically" is more of a "sin" the being a dood that wants to smooch other doodss

@@forivall Or a gay+bi marriage. Or even a straight+bi marriage. Technically they're "mixed orientation"

Nicholas Ginotti Exactly 😂 “why don’t you just live as a gay man?” Ohhh that’s why.

@popnlock Well that's not too bad 😂

Mormons are fucking retarded.

@@jonashulse5883 it's sickening bc it's fake

Grew up in the religion... The more I look at these types of videos the more sickening it gets I'm not saying I think the people in the vid are sick I'm just saying that the religion is sick cuz literally the religion forces people to behave and think a certain way.

Uhmm....conflict of intrests

@@pepegpala not really!! I'm a gay Christian, and Sarah is right. Conservative Christians are the ones who hate the lgbt community, not God! So while those interests might seem conflicting, they're only conflicting because of the unfortunate Christians who use Jesus' love for their hate.

Nothing but support for you! I wish more people were encouraged so that they could reach the point in life that you have.

So you’re a false Christian

@@trevorsmith1728 hi! Quick reminder, you are not the one in charge of deciding (or even questioning) that. Christians are not in charge of eternal judgement, Christians are not in charge of policing others' PERSONAL walk with Christ, and Christians are not called to create any sort of division within the church. You are doing all three.

Gus: * rings bell *

Do*

Snowflake had their ears triggered

Its going to be my senior quote that or when life gives you lemons call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price

I agree

Also bisexual and SO agree.

Va11idus what a fucking stupid comment. It’s not about sex you reprobate it’s about love and being physically and emotionally attracted to your partner. I’m sure he loves his kids but he will never be truly happy with his wife and neither she him.

@@CalebSalstrom then why are arranged marriages more successful than "love" marriages?

???

I seriously doubt they are bi

i mean, it's just my interpretation. i'm not trying to force any words in their mouths. it's totally ok if they are / aren't! ❤️

@@solarkro i feel like if they were bi the news segment wouldn't exist

yes, that's very true. since being bi is a middle-of-the-road type thing, it wouldn't be eye-catching or shocking to audiences.

I feel like they're faking this whole situation to make gay people that were raised christian stay in. Is it nice for them or is it bad? I have no idea.

Think that's just both sides of being apart of their cult, sucks all around it seems.

I think whilst he's practiced from lying to himself his non-disclosure of the truth to her for over a year is very uncool to say the least.

@@Hoganply hey is that the helix nebula

It’s absolutely NOT worse for the wife, but yeah, I see what you mean. These are just people who are victims of cult programming.

Justin also they FUCKING.

I feel like most guys could date a man but not have sex with a man. I feel like a gay relationship would be super functional.

@@nathandean236 I think the same could be said with girls, it would basically just be a close friendship

@@fruitsmiles2951 Asexual people can have relationships too though sex doesn't define whether people are together or just friends

@@neonice cool good point

bro, i wonder how long we're going to be thinking that

You still in brother?

@@XxCheese69xX what is wrong with you bro? Kalvis, why would he be in his brother? He is clearly trying to closet his suppressed erotic homosexual incestuous attraction and you're trying to get him all horned up talking about boneing a bro.

Probably more like weak Unfulfilling Nut Rest of Your Life with Cheat on Your Wife With Your Gay Buddies Married To Women Wednesdays sprinkled in to keep things fresh.

@@raym.778 I mean you're not wrong, but holy word diarrhea.

He’s doin it with his wife tho

Hahaha yeah, that was a line in the video!

You can't spell culture without cult!

That’s literally what Mormonism is unfortunately :(

Can confirm, I was there

@@possumboy5933 I'm not a Mormon, but I've grown up in the Mormon church, and I can promise that this rumor is not true. Some people set up cultish situations and claim to be a part of said church, and it's ruined the reputations of some really good people who believe in some very valuable things. The other thing that happens, is pretentious members will look at the doctrine, shape it to justify their evil, and ignore the rest. There are horrible Mormons surely, but there are horrible members of everything. People can join and quit the church whenever they like. There are no negative consequences for leaving, at least, none that the doctrine supports.

Mormonism IS a cult with extra steps.

The all encompassing, abyssal horror of the bell, the resonant frequency of sheer terror.