Two Strange Brothers Make a Terrible Bible Game Commercial 

thank you jesus for this cool video and thank you www.privacy.com/gus for sponsoring this cool video. buy one of my shirts too to get into heaven when you die.

As a Christian I can tell you that most Christian media is more focused on constantly reminding you that it’s a Christian movie/show than actually being well made

"if you buy my merch you'll get into heaven" *Martin Luther rustles in the background*

When Rod and Todd from The Simpsons grow up:

In Lego the bible when christ is crucified he has to just fall apart

There's some wild stuff in the Bible that you probably could turn into an actual decent game, if your budget was more than $100,000 and you actually had some experience in the industry.

you know what is scary is that one of them got arrested for sexual harrassing little kids and he said that he will slide down ur chimney, help keep ur fireplace lit.

That game seems like the kind of game my grandma would get me

“there are 66 books, so we have to develop them as different games” oh boy, cant wait for the game of leviticus where they just lecture me about what im not allowed to do for hours on end

One of the brothers actually got arrested for sexually harassing kids in church so the whole game got scrapped. I thought you would talk about it lmao look it up

"we went on a JOURNEY to find some UNIQUE gameplay" "So the first thing we tried was making it exactly like Skyrim"

tbf, I like the dedication of the friend playing the "hollywood agent", he's into it, he's tapping into something.

This would be like one of those games you’d play in class because everything else is blocked

BRUH THEY LEGIT LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTER GUS PLAYED IN THE CHURCH YOUTH GROUP VID.

"We were gonna make it a massive first person adventure with an intricate world to explore. But then we made it a sidescroller because it was cheaper."

“We wanted to make a unique game, So first thing we did was made it like Skyrim.”

I think the publisher guy is unironically having the performance of a lifetime here

One of the twins - - "Ruven Meulenberg.33, of Lake Forest, was convicted of two counts of lewd acts with a minor younger than 14 and three counts of lewd acts on a child 14 or 15." This was back in 2017. Boy, I wish I were surprised.

most christian media may suck but the original VeggieTales is the best piece of entertainment i've ever consumed

I’m not even Christian, but I have some familiarity with the Bible. To be honest, some of the stories in there would make for good gameplay if it was done right.

I love how Gus is secretly a multi-instrumentalist

They used to be pastors at my church(saddle back lake forest CA) but it came out that one of them molested children so... Yeah

"Not even Christians want to play a Bible video game" Can confirm

I'm pretty sure they had to call it "the game Bible" and not "the Bible game" because "the Bible game" actually already exists, it was a terrible game show style Wii game

"Skyrim but tells bible stories" Me, remembering what Giants are like in Skyrim: RIP David.

From the twins, *who trained 40,000 game developers*

"make it like Skyrim" *Makes it about monotheism* *Gives it Morrowind graphics*

Gus Johnson playing Silent Night on an electric keyboard while balancing a glass of prune juice in his mouth by the base and looking over his shoulder is a mood I didn't know I felt, but very much do.

The twins look like Rod and Todd from the simpsons

Gus you said this was a Christians only video but I think some non Christians are watching please do something

"Just hold their pay for a while, and them fire them! This is the games industry, okay? ThEy HaVe No RiGhTs!!" At least their satire is on point.

It makes me so happy he was singing awful things by lil peep

If Jesus doesn’t say “CRUCIFY THIS!!” at the end before killing someone ion want it

Let’s talk about them disrespecting Veggie Tales with “what was the one about the vegetables?” You know what it was called and you it absolutely slaps. Stfu bible twins.

“We really wanted to create a unique experience. So the first thing we did was make this game similar to Skyrim,”

The fact that his first pitch about the games features is “it’s in first person” is priceless.

Gus: starts singing lil peep. Me: the perfect man✨

I know you said that Christian media is not good, but that means you’ve never seen veggie tales, and that crap slaps

That's a WACKY item you strapped your mic on, Gus.

No BS one of the tornado twins was arrested for inappropriate conduct with a 14-year-old boy.

It's nice to see that the Flanders kids are doing well.

H4H4 sounds suspiciously like another RU-vid channel

This is a Christian-only video no swearing please

I don't give a shit what anyone says, the game publisher in the skit is fantastic. I want him in the next Austin powers or the room.

Me: can we buy Skyrim Mom: we have Skyrim at home Skyrim at home:

Excuse me I will take 50 copies of "call of beauty: angelic warfare"

I think older brother Gus suffers from crippling depression and anxiety

The Bible actually only has 66 books in some versions. There are actually more if you include the book of Enoch and the Dead Sea Scrolls

"None wants to buy a Christian game" Doom guy: say sike right now.

Rod and Todd Flanders did not age well...

I pitched the curly fries idea to my friends and they beat the shit out of me.

That older brother impression is spot on. Really takes me back. Really nailed that "mom put a gun to my head" vibe. XD

It sounds like the head of a company is trying to do a Great Value version of Jerry Seinfeld.

Ok but why did no one mention how Gus played Silent Night perfectly while holding the wine glass in his mouth #iconic

i’ll tell u the demographic for the video game : Christian mothers that kind of have a problem with their children skipping church to play video games so for Christmas decide to buy them a video game, see this, and call it a ‘compromise’

"You cannot tell me that most Christian entertainment is objectively good" *Madness, Supernatural, and The Prince of Egypt have entered the chat*

4:43 “i got two words. Never Gonna Happen”. Ah, yes. What a wonderful 2 words

So let me get this straight: these twins started making a first-person game (one where the camera is like in your head and there’s 3D all around you) that actually looked pretty good, and then they decided to scrap all that and make a shitty third-person platformer that looks like hot garbage? And they felt that was a superior product?

When I was in second grade I heard a boy say "two words: I. quit. the game." And it has stayed with me ever since

Not joking me and my friends ordered 7 things of curly fries during school and it was lit

0:12 "You know I love it when you... sh*t." Good choice of words, Gus.

wow h4h4 that sounds incredibly original

Doom is a Christian video game.

Why not just make a "Bible" mod for Skyrim?

When you zone back in and finally notice the diversity of their hair and beard combos. And then how they replicate them perfectly...

Who else watched this in first person?

The more I think about it...it actually sounds like, if done right, and focused on the right shit, it would be epic, and gnarly as hell. The first testament is gruesome asf

Looking forward to seeing more of Older Brother Gus! He makes me feel safe and at home

I don’t know what is weirder the fact that he was talking about someone sliding down a chimney or that he started playing silent night on the piano out of no where

Them: "7 years ago we started an in-depth research on the Bible" Me: "Why did you make all the characters white?"

One of these guys got arrested for lude acts with underage boys... BRO 😲

“The world’s most popular stories “ yes. Because of ✨Genocidal conversion ✨

There’s so much potential in that David game that it pains me to see how much they botched it. Imagine if Ubisoft made an rpg where you play as king David.

The video game executive sounds like he's trying to do a Jerry Seinfeld impression.

Why did their video start with a pitch for ‘Skyrim 1st person’ and end with side scrolling?

That add made me feel so loved. Thanks Gus

IM SO GLAD YOU MAKE THE ADS FUN TO WATCH. THANK YOU !!!!!

Wow... I used to follow the Twins' Unity tutorials from when I was 11 years old trying to learn Unity. As a loyal fan, I pledged to their Kickstarter naively believing that I'd be giving back to them for their great tutorials. I'm 21 now and know better - this is an absolute scam! Backers have recieved nothing and no updates to the page have been made in over three years. When I learned that Ruben (the one with slightly less facial hair) was convicted for child molestation, it really hit me hard. I used to idolise these guys and I would chat to them a lot about my games over DM's from when I was 13-15; they were really active. Looking back, I feel that I was groomed into supporting their Bible Game, as was probably the case with a lot of their followers (a lot of them were young teens). Great video, Gus!

Imagine the microtransactions $4 for different colored sheets to wear $15 for the Easter dlc

The usual short videos on this channel are great. But these deskvideos are kinda proof of how funny Gus actualy is. 10/10, would subscribe again

They're like the real life versions of Rod and Todd from Simpsons

10:15 is even funnier when you realize he got arrested for molesting children

It’s like the Game Developer randomly channels Jerry Seinfeld at times

Tornado Twins: so we wanted it to be first person, like the camera is in your head. Actual gameplay 20 seconds later: strictly side scroller

I love that they explained what first person was but not what a side scroller platformer was

Gus: “NO ONE WANTS TO BUY YOUR CHRISTIAN VIDEO GAME” The binding of Isaac: ...

"Lego: The Bible" sounds pretty dope not gonna lie. Crap load of characters (give them some dope magic powers), a lot scenarios to play through. Not too bad.

Gus singing a song by Gus in the intro. Beautiful.

That Christmas Dubstep HD was fire!

They eat curly fries, that's why their hair is so curly.

they like curly fries so much they grow straight from their heads

This was just full of laughs dude. Made my lunch break pretty nice

This is by far one of my top videos that Gus has made.

“we did a lot of research into the time period and culture” concept art: everyone is white

We went on a journey to find some unique gameplay” 1 sentence later. THE NEXT SENTENCE. “So the first thing we tried was make the game similar to Skyrim”

Love the shifty eye addvertizing dude. Wow that piano playing of silent night while mouth holding a wine glass without spilling. That was some majestic stuff there. Also the rage of the last ad guy

"Ahh that sound, got me right in the gums" made me spit out my energy drink

I got two words for you: C H I L D M O L E S T O R

I’d imagine a game about the book of revelations would be pretty sick

I know it's been a few years now. But I just wanted to express my appreciation for the taped microphone that changes tape and attachment with every video yet remains convenient lol